nogf

>>9805085
Kys

>>9805105
this

>>9805085

Yet you still see all kinds of retarded assholes work at all kinds of places. Get it together dude, you're not the only one who hates himself, if you have no other options, take power from your self pity... Right now you think stuff couldn't be worse, well then.. find a job, get some money, and find something that is interesting for you. Even talking to colleagues or your boss can help you. I was kind of in the same boat.

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>>9805127

>Right now you think stuff couldn't be worse, well then.. find a job, get some money, and find something that is interesting for you. Even talking to colleagues or your boss can help you. I was kind of in the same boat.

Good idea. Thanks

Or just get an apprenticeship and in a about 2-5 years you'll be doing just fine for yourself and be able to get all the manga/hentai ;) you want

>>9805091
name?

>>9805159
source?

>>9805085
Become a serial killer. Join ISIS. Start stealing. Join a religion. Move to another country. Join a political party. ETC...

>>9805265

Bad idea

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>>9805085

>I don't know what to do

Deal with it just like the other 7 billion people who think and feel exactly the fucking same things you do. Unloved stupid subhuman monster?

Join the fucking club.

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First thing, find a fat chick to fuck. She doesn't even have to be that fat (protip: make sure she doesn't have hair dyed a wierd color. This makes for a bad combo). Fat chicks put out. You can move on to less fat chicks later. Next, get a fucking job. It doesn't matter if it's at McDonalds or Subway or some shit, and offer to pay rent to your mom. Any idiot can get a job if you actually try. Third, go see a real therapist and stop asking for life tips from a bunch of bored, degenerate anons on 4chan.

>>9805105
not sayin you should but if you do take some liberals with you like amy schumer for instance

Post this is /adv/
I'm not very different from you.
Final year chemical engineering.
So much Bad grades i don't even calculate my cgp anymore.
No job, broke.
Well recently I started getting pussy finally at 23, i lie to women. I'm not proud of this. But I'm tired of jerking off.
It has lost taste.
Hardly find a material I wanna fap to.
But I'm good at telling chicks what they want to hear. I'm brighter than most people around i think besides I'm an African in 4chan.
Dude just lie.... You think you'll get gf when you're successful... Lol no. Getting gfs will boost your confidence and increase your chances of becoming successful. I've watched typical losers Bang chicks 24/7 just for being themselves. Of course stupid, passionate , expressive and all that.
I used to think money will solve it all, dude chicks noticed this and demand demand demand. I am overly kind to alll my girlfriends. But I don't know love.
Don't chase money bro ... Make better relationships be kind to people, be positive. If people love you, you'll never suffer. I am not a smart guy.

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>>9805449

>>9805476
that ending...

>>9805085
What the code for this, i know it was anri okita

>>9805085
Stop living for yourself. Live for them. All of them

>>9805105
Fuck off. The OP needs kindness.

I came here to see more Japanese porn.

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>>9808058

Thanks.

>>9808168

Hey man I know there is a lot of edgy 13 year olds on this site, but I want you to know it gets better in time. Get a job, and try to talk to more people. If anything it helps you just to relaize there is a huge world out there waiting to be explored by you.

best of luck to you fellow anon.

>>9805085
>I'm dumb, ugly, souless, a subhuman, pathetic, stupid, annoying, retarded.

Accept who you are or start working on becoming someone you want to be for starters. Stop feel sorry for yourself.

>>9805085

Very sad, but maybe you troll, yes?

Where do you find new Anri vids? I can only find old ones

>>9805085
Almost certainly trolling, but just in case ...
At least you retained the ability of self-reflection, a rare gift that 90 % of all those dumb, ugly, soulless, subhuman, pathetic, stupid, annoying, retarded beings out there are lacking.

So, rejoice! You have the chance to better yourself, step by step, day by day!

>>9808844
>>9808689
>>9808058
>>9805476
>>9805127
hmmm hope is a good thing to start with. >>9805085

>>9805085
U make us smile at least ;)

>>9805085
What is your country my friend? Get a min wage job, and bum off whatever welfare they provide. Don't buy a pc or anime shit. Join a gym or amateur sports team, getting in shape is one of the best confidence boosts. Good luck friend, or kys if you have too much pride for w/ea reason

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>>9805085

>No job
>No education
>I have no income
>I want a new computer and anime figure collection.....

Literally... What The Fuck!
So you want shit, but don't want to work for it, is that it? You want a well paid job without education, am I right? You want expensive luxuries of life, only so you can continue to thrive of society (and your mom apparently...).

>I blame my parents and my mental health.. #lifeishard

Well bo fucking ho.. Let me tell you something someone obviously forgot to mention during your younger years. Life, its fucking hard man! You never get shit for free, and you need to actively struggle to gain just about anything! Nothing is for free, luxurious products as hobbies least of all. And if you want to go somewhere, be it loose weight, get better psychologically, get an education, you name it, you have to be the person walking those steps.

So man the fuck up, a gf is the lest of your problems anon. She would only portray you weaker than you already are. What you need to do is go out and fulfill your dreams, one step at a time.

funny.. where i live, people like you get laid quite frequently.

>>9813512
Where? I am genuinely curious

>>9805085
You wrote several paragraphs of something coherent in the English language. You've already exceeded my expectations for random strangers. Now you should start hustling. Don't just apply to one job, put out ten applications. Apply confidence. Fuck bitches, make money, etc. There are definitely hopeless people, but I'm very skeptical you're one of them.

>>9811259
>You never get shit for free.
I got a free pen from college.

Get /fit/
It changes many things for the better.

>>9805085
Start getting /fit/, just following their sticky and getting people to watch your form.

Watch OG Evangelion and End of Evangelion if you're a weeb. Then watch Gurren Laggan.

Start trying to talk to new people everyday.

Get a fucking job. Especially a retail job, it's shit but it will teach you to talk to others and forget about your ego for a few hours.

Every depressed person on this site that's posts like you needs to watch Evangelion.

>>9814920
>if your life is shit you need to watch chinese cartoons
get the fuck out of here you fucking weeaboo manchild

>>9815562
>have internet
>life is shit
you need to realize how fucking lucky you are you spoiled little cunt, go feed off your government subsidized teet you fuck

Yo bro ik exactly what you're talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh2D0bpXLuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjJDGORlGCw
Here's some chill vibes.
Fuck everyone.

>>9815562
>Implying watching weebshit specifically made to call it's viewers out on their escapist tendencies and emotional issues doesn't qualify as a step

Of course you need to go outside and make progress, but media made by disillusioned nerds for disillusioned nerds will can help promote a change in mindset.

Some people find inspiration in people, some philosophers, some non-existent ancient Jews.

For people like this, they need something that will speak to them and tell them that they can improve, and that's exactly what Gainax Chinese cartoons are for.

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>>9805085
>I have nothing to do with it.

>>9814540

Underrated post

>>9814540

But that pen cost money, as well as your school. How you pay for school is mostly up to your country´s policy regarding the matter. But over here, for instance, you pay tax. All people pay tax on their income, and on shit they buy. These tax money goes to things, such as highschool, so you can go to school. And in school there are certain standards, such as work material and so forth.

So the fact that you where given a pen in school, doesn't necessarily mean "a free pen" because in truth,you might be to stupid to understand that you already paid for it.

>>9816030

And here is your sidekick, ready to claim the throne after king bonehead.

>Hey kid! Do you lack direction, purpose or hope in your life? Well you should join the fucking military! You can go to new places, meet cool people and kill them all while getting paid!

In the US I'd say join the military, maybe that'd work for you too. The US has a more developed military infrastructure than most countries, so this may not be an option for you depending on your country.

I know it's probably the last thing you're expecting to hear on a fucking Japanese origami forum, but have you considered religion? Specially attending church?

It's worth a shot, right? Pascal's Wager and all that... lots of cute girls go to church too, anon.

>>9805105
Fpbp

>>9805449
Kys

>>9805085
Anon I know how you feel, heres an email I use [email protected], I have been thinking of trying to find like minded people and I have a few ideas towards making money and general success in life. I have struggled with psychosis, anxiety and homelessness the past few years and I am just getting my head above water. I have been able to get myself back to a certain standard and I have a roof over my head now. My problem is my lack of motivation, not sure if you find this too but if I work with others I tend to be able to motivate myself. People are fickle though and I have never met someone who is as desperate and lost as I am. Any other anon fell free to start a discussion on this as well.

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>>9805085

>>9816165
you shouldn't be calling people stupid when the joke flew right over your head anon...

>>9805085
whatever you decide to do , DO NOT buy anime figurines, they are a waste of space, money and they feed into the circling depression of anime and internet addiction. You have the power to change your life you just have to grasp it. For starters get your masturbation habit under control, aka try not masturbating for a week, you will replenish the dopamine ect. that has been drained excessively for the past few years, youll see a confidence boost, and things get easier from there. Find some goal or something you want to do, it doesnt have to be major, it could be a small goal, like losing a bit of weight, (or gaining it) acheive it and move on to the next, build yourself, and take up jogging, seriously the endorphins will make you feel much better and will give you more confidence for more change. You are already aware of your situation which is something that alot of people cannot grasp, being aware of your situation gives you the power to change it, dont try huge life changes at once, those usually end in some kind of failure and leave you sadder than when you first started, do little progressive changes and keep at it and youll find yourself in a completely different place, also fucking avoid 4 chan, this place is a gutter of depression and a friend simulator.

go to gym, atleast 30 min a day.. or even workout at home for 30min a day..what your experiencing is the setting in of major depression... your probably not all tht physically active a daily.. fixing that should be your first focus.. then your sleep will correct (which im assuming is probably crap quality aswell) then u can focus on ur mind after that. and look into finding your purpose on this planet e.g. helping others, religion(not islam), pursuit of knowledge, or whtever

Yo. Im religious by any standards. But sometimes religion can bring peace and hope to us even if we dont have much. Some of us get to places we never thought abot by believing in something greater
My mother was suicidally depressed, went into Metaphysics, totally changed and amazing progress in life. Great job n shit.
Get involved son, even if you have disgustingly serious ADHD and crippling depression and anxiety. Nobody says no in religion. Because it is ABOUT salvation. Do something FOR yourself. And im not talking about eating like a fucking pig because its for your feel good moment. Im talking about for your future.
Work out. Get involved. Join a group/religion. You will find your life turned 360.

TL;DR : Join a group. Work out. Mom did that. Got out of suicidal depression.

OP I can relate a lot and hopefully my story can help you.

I am slightly tipsy so be patience with me.


>Be me
>Came to this country at 11
>Different culture, notKnowingTheCultureJew.Jpeg
>Parents fought at home
>Kids bullied me and made fun of my poor clothing at school
>0 legitimate friends for over a decade
>Literally suicidal and miserable for a decade.
>Use porn, and never leave my house as a teen
>Go through public schooling feeling inadequette, unlovable.
>Very dark moments in my teenage years feeling worthless
>Finish High School to the best of my ability
>I use college and my 20s, as a fresh start
>A week after finishing high school..I decide to bang a prostitute
>The experience is bizzare but I get rid of my V card and some of my psychological issues feel healed.
>I no longer feel like it is impossible for a girl to love me
>I get my first girlfriend
>Have my first legitimate kiss
>IAmLiterallyCrying.jpg
>Start working for my Dad
>Grow emotionally and learn how to deal with people.
>Make my first genuine friendships in college
>IAmLiterallyCrying.jpg
>Begin to appreciate everyday I am alive
>Decide to build a relationship with God
>But-life-Isn't-Perfect.jpg
>Break up with girlfriend
>Parents divorce last year
>I fail a college semester
>Retake it next semester
>Marrige material girl rejects me
>Lose first real job.
>Stop going out
>Fail to quit porn
>Broke
>Feel very lost.
>Old feelings of inedaquacy comeback...
>Porn addiction makes me feel pathetic

Part 2 coming..

>>9805159
>>9805236
x2

>>9817515

Pt 2 (presents)

In part one I mentioned how I found god in my adult life. Yet losing my first girlfriend hurt my self-esteem, a great deal. Then my parents arguing all the time and failing a college semeste, I lost myself a bit.

During this time I asked myself how I could love myself and God after so many years of being told I was literally worthless.

Somewhere along the way the isolation broke me, and I found the hottest twenty something blonde prostitute I could find and I bang her properly.

>The sexual frustration is over for the moment.
>I got a job in a bar
>About to start third CS degree year
>Bright future.
>Friends
>God
>Girl in my life that wants something long lasting

Pt 3 coming

>>9805085
Learn to make something. Cooking, art, underwater carpentry, ideally physical but programming works too. Doesn't really matter what, the important thing is that you get a creative hobby instead of just consumptive ones. Way more satisfying, and once you get decent at it you can use that skill to snag a job you actually enjoy, or even just convince people to trade you money for it. In the meantime, it's at least something new and enjoyable to motivate you to get a fucking job to pay for it.

>>9817538


OP I have discovered people like us have a plethora of issues and damages. But if you realize that life isnt perfect and aim high (while willing to od what you must to get out of your psychological holes) the sun will shine bright on your face and you will love what it has to offer.

I am not saying to do what I did but, if you have nothing to lose, do something crazy and break the cycle of pain.

For people like us, fixing all of our lose ends is a life long mission, but it is not impossible

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>>9805085
If you want a legitimate answer other than killing yourself; move in with a family member, get a minimum wage job, save up a couple thousand dollars, buy some plane tickets to a shit poor Asian country (Thailand or the Philippines are the best), rent a flat (there are some really nice ones in those countries that you can get for like $300 a month), and spend the rest of your days wasting money on prostitutes, alcohol, and drugs. When you run out of money, either find a menial job to do or convert to Islam and join up with Abu Sayyaf, live the rest of your days fucking four wives as a Sunni militant under the slight chance you might one day be shot, but at least you'll be shot for something rather than being a drug addict on the road. Hope this helps!

Try phenibut, OP. And never cohabitate with a woman. Don't think your money matters, either. Women don't care about how thick your wallet is when you have game. Honestly, if you look decent and lift, nothing else but game makes a difference. Read books, practice daily. Simple as that.

>>9817442
>also fucking avoid 4 chan, this place is a gutter of depression and a friend simulator.
why are you here and pretending to be a friend then

>>9817460
>>9817118
Not OP but I was born into religion and then I left it. If someone doesn't believe in religion then there's no forcing him to do it.

>>9805236
>>9817535
The source is in the metadata.

>>9805085
I never reply to posts. I just lurk usually, but this worried me. You NEED help bro. Whether it's therapy, medication, or something else you shouldn't feel this way about yourself. I've been there before. I went through a depression spell recently. I am now on 200mg of Zoloft and 75 mg of Wellbutrin twice daily. It helps me. I feel like I'm in more control. I'm assuming you've sought help. The fact that you posted this shows that you want help. You need to get a job. Find something that interests you. I don't believe you lack empathy. I don't really know what else to say and I'm baked as fuck. Just hang in there bud. It will get better. Life has a funny way of working things out.

>>9805085
>I can barely afford to buy food
> best I could get is minimum wage job.. wouldn't change much

So you don't have a job because you think you're above being a wageslave, then whine about having no money and how shitty you are. Fuck off

The only psychological issue you have is that you're a lazy fuck who'd rather spend all his time feeling sorry for himself, fishing for sympathy on the internet, and sabotaging your life so you can ride the self-loathing train instead of having to do the shit-tons of work it would take to actually change it.

You can change all of that shit if you put in the work to do it. Except you'd rather blame "brain issues" and insult yourself than even attempt to see if you can do better

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Probably trolling but I'll bite.

Curtail your internet usage and start exercising. This is the first and most important step.

>>9817380
DONT LOSE YOUR WAYYYYYYY

>>9817380
>>9817804
What's this from?

>>9811259

fucking this about the gf thing, bitch would pick through all your flaws and talk shit about you behind her back, friends will tell her to dump your pathetic ass.

First thing bitches do is brag about you incessantly, "oh my bf does this, works this, bought me this, is taking me on this etc."

beta losers who can't control their life won't be able to control a woman, she'll walk all over you because you are a loser cuck who can't even better yourself.

word
nogf is the least of your problems
you can't even get your own shit together
you're not ready to handle somebody else's shit
especially not a girl's

>>9805085
>>9805089
>>9805091
JAV Code for this?

>>9820266
I'm not sure.

I just wish life wasn't so fucking hard and a constant struggle.

>>9805085
Xanax...

>>9805085
Stop watching anime, get off 4chan, go outside and exercise or something ya friqqin weeb

>>9817442
>FIRMLY GRASP IT.

>>9805085
Turn to Christ, turned my life around. Makes you feel not worthless and gives you hope.

>>9805085
Learn how to make homebrew games for the Super Nintendo

>>9817118
Pascal's wager is silly. What if it's true? What if god's a beach ball, and Jesus pisses him right the fuck off. I'm no atheist, but I will shut a geometry motherfucker right down with that nonsense. If you're going religious, you have about equal odds that some schlub on some mountain accidentally ate the wrong (or right, eh girls?) mushroom. Find yourself a support group if you need community, thumb through a random paganism book if you need mythology. Just don't take anybody's one approach too seriously and come to your own conclusions. Can confirm, am agnostic warlock.

>>9824831
I was born into religion. I can't force myself to believe in something I no longer believe in and know with 100% certainty that is manufactured by man.

Dude.

The fact that you are able to come here and articulate your qualms with yourself is a direct indicator of.your ability to improve.

Simply put, if you can identify a problem then you can identify a solution.

Solutions are trial and error at best, if you feel like you are about to give up it's usually because the solution is close or so simple you overlooked it.

My personal suggestion is make something.
It doesn't matter what, just create something.
It doesn't even need to be good, or something you are confident in. Matter of fact it probably shouldn't be inside your comfort zone.

Where do you live? Is there a tech shop near you? A hacker space or a maker meet up.

Make music, bake some cookies and give them away to strangers or homeless.

Literally just do anything to either contribute to your community (whether or not you are a part of it)
Or do something new and outside of your comfort zone.

As long as it encompasses you taking something basic and turning it into something else that's a little more refined or "improved" or just different.

I chose wood working and I write, sometimes I even freestyle to a hip-hop instrumental.
I'll probably never publish anything and I don't ask people to read anything, nor do I freestyle in front of people. But now I eek out a meager living with wood working and occasionally I get to make something really beautiful and rewarding.
I'm constantly improving and surprising myself because.... Well.... I guess I just prioritize doing something poorly over doing nothing.

I make mistakes all the time. Sometimes horrible gross fuckups.
We all fuck shit up.

But

If you aren't afraid to fail then you will eventually succeed.
And seeing as you already fuck shit up like everyone else, you are already halfway to doing something awesome.

Stop doing things for other people's approval.
If you are a neck beard... Well then you'll probably always be a neck beard in some form or another so why hide in shame.

>>cont.
I'm poor, a highschool drop out from a broken family of poor people. Grew up in a shit tier town that became a suburb in the south.

Drunks and nihilistic poverty was my inheritance,

I feel you anon, anyone who doesn't is full of shit and mistakes putting you down with lifting themselves up.
Fuck those people.

You know what though, I'm now the co owner of a small and laughably innefficient business with no real stability. Living in the 2nd most expensive place in my country with a pretty hot and (despite my insecurities) what I believe to be a loyal life partner.

This didn't happen because hurr Durr I started eating protein and lifting, or because one day I woke up and found a $1000 bill on the ground, nor did I run a magic dildo and wished to be less of a neck beard.

It happened because I fucked up... Over and over and kept fucking up until I got something right.... Then I tried to recreate what I did right and learn from all my other mistakes.

Once you do something right, it's a lot easier to do it again. So you got that going. Then you can build on that by fucking up something new until you get THAT right.

Fuck their gods and religions.... Just love your life and make something.
Use whatever philosophy you are attracted to or that works for your life.

You got this, and when you feel scared or lost, just know that everyone else feels the same. Some just do a better job hiding it or denying it by distracting themselves.

Please anon. Best advice I got is... Make mistakes... Make a ton of them, make something with your hands or voice, and be the person you wish you had in your life when you were young.

>>9805085
Take one of those shit jobs and start taking night classes, you gotta start somewhere, and you aren't doing yourself any favors bitching on 4chan. You want a girlfriend? Get educated, find a decent job, and start acting like the kind of guy real women want to date. Keep acting like this, and all you'll get is trash and whores. You need to be able to take care of yourself before you even think about romance. Unless you just want cheap sex with cheap whores, then by all means, keep jacking it while you drown in self pity.

>>>cont

I don't know you, but I feel for you, because I'm like you.

Post a throw away here or another thread sometime if you want to talk.

I'll check back tomorrow

>>9826722
Yeah.... This guy thinks talking shit to you is going to help........ Yeah.... Clearly this dude has his shit together.

>>9817567
Actually.... Not the worst advice. Maybe not the Islamic militant part... That's not very productive for actual self realization. But the work for a while, save some money and go spenda year in a far away land that's cheap.... Yeah that's a good idea, I would definitely do that. Go find yourself and have an adventure.

>>9805085
You could always go the drug dealer route if you're not a moralfag.

>>9826699
Join the foreign legion. See the world, live deliciously!

>>9805085
You're what's known as a loser. No social value, no financial value.

You've been avoiding living life to the point where you're just an old ugly child.

If you live near the ocean, take up one way swimming.

>>9805476
I wish i could but i have a bit of acne left at 20 yo and this kill all my confidence to even approach

>>9817442
Most of this is solid advice. But he shouldn't have to give up anime. If anime is something he likes, a hobby, why can't he hold on to that? You don't have to completely drop an interest in your life to change. Just find a healthy balance.

I have a great job, pay my bills, I'm healthy, my comic figurines haven't impeded my love-life. All of that and I still set aside time for my "manchild" hobbies. Don't completely rid your life of things that make you happy or make you who you are.

>>9808844
This

Have you considered drugs, anon? I mean, what do you have to lose at this point. Might as well flood your brain with chemicals that make you feel alright.

>>9817651
Not about joining a religion by force. But to look for at different religions and see if something truly inspired him. And fml i misspelled. "Im NOT religious by any standards"

>>9826737
Well he has no worth right now. He needs the shit job to get education and then a decent job. Seems like you didn't read past the first 6 words.

>>9808058
fuck you. you die too. OP kill this guy and then yourself.

>>9805085
If you could change 1 thing what would it be?
and How would you change it?

>>9831192
change is hard :(

sigh

>>9817118
Pascal's wager is a thought experiment, not a definitive proof that one should be pious. You might go to hell for being pious or go to heaven to sin.

>>9826675
>his ability to talk about his problems in the pornography section of 4Chan shows he can improve

>>9811259

I almost fucking cried when OP's biggest desires in life were anime figurines and a new CPU kek

>>9820266
>>9805085 (OP)
>>9805089
>>9805091

pppd00451

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>>9805085
mon amis d'apre la musique tu es francais, la france est le plus beau pays du monde, je n'ai ni mere, qui st schizophrene j'ai juste mon pere et je suis un dechet, je te conseullle de trouver un travail et de te forcer a bosser en te convaincant que tu aime le travail la vie c'est de la merde mais DEUS VULT, tue des gens ou pas fais comme tu veux la vie est belle quand tu est bourré, j'ai fumé pendant des anée et ca ma rendu fou, je suis bourré et je suis heurexu, bref si plus rien ne va il te reste le suicide ou te faire tuer pas la police, tu sais tu n'est pas seul a etre un sous homme mais au moins tyun 'est pas ui putain de muslim qui est la pire des races de lmerde, tu n'est qu'un putain d'etres humain; ton problemee est sirement d'etre pas asseez intelligent, de toute facon je suis megalo, et ta peur de l'echec est risible puisque tu te considere comme un sous hommme, bien a toi , un compatriote qui t'aime et te shouaite la mort la plus paisible possible, on se voit dans l'audela,
PS, je suis athée mais osef puisque la vie n'est rien d'autree qu"ne grosse blagiue, gros bisous je t'aime/

>>9834970
In English pls

>>9805085
Read this. Is not auto-help bullshit. It's a canonical work in psychology about how people subjectively process happines inside their brains. If you understand better the psychological processes of happines then you'll see that all the things you think you're lacking are actually worthless social constructs, and that all what you need to start improving your life is determination and a simple change of attitude. It helped me a lot. I hope everything works out for you in the end. Good luck.
link: (add the http here) we.tl (erase this and all spaces) / BFPNYv283T

>>9805085
You have a job and are not a criminal. By many standards you are better than most of the population. I understand how you feel but that is all in your brain bro. You can feel however you feel I just hope you don't forget that you just got a broken brain and have done literally nothing wrong.

>>9805085
Get on audible. Get the book "4 hour work week" as your free book and do everything it says.

>>9817380
>All your friends.

What friends?

>>9837107
Not OP but I'm desperate and I'll try. I rarely touch self-help books because of lack of belief and the last one I checked out was "How To Win Friends and Influence People" but was written 80 years ago and I felt that a lot of the things in that book was oversimplified and did not work anymore in this day and age.

>>9837033
how did it change your life

>>9837033
I looked up flow and it's a psychological concept. How is this book about it supposed to help?

>>9805085
>I lost all interest in videogames, anime and slowly losing interest in imageboards. I wish I had money to get a better computer or start collecting anime figures, but I can barely afford to buy food.

First things first your priorities are completely fucked.

>Escapism is not working anymore.

No shit. So stop trying to escape and just live your fucking life.

>I don't have anybody and I hate myself with the fury of a thousand suns. I am a monster of a person. I have severe brain/mind/psychologic issues. I am a terrible person who can't feel love or empathy. I can't talk to others. I can't go through a whole day without fucking up something even though it's not my intention to do so. I'm dumb, ugly, souless, a subhuman, pathetic, stupid, annoying, retarded.

I've been like this my whole life. I don't know what to do.

This is exactly the mindset of someone who is severely depressed and I guarantee little, if anything is true here. I've been exactly where you are right now and I'm much better off now. Get some help ffs

I know we're not supposed to actually give advice on here and we're just supposed to call each other faggots but there's my advice for whatever it's worth.

Quit being a pussy and just fucking do something anon.

I just want to stay at home to browse the internet and jerk off all day.

>>9837529
Oh and as an addendum to this about 75 percent of the people in this thread are braindead so these guys are the only non-retards:
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>>9814920 Except the Evangelion weeb shit kys pseud
>>9816815
>>9817118 Minus Pascal's Wager also kys pseud
>>9817567 Minus the Islamic Millitant shenanigans
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>>9837181
thats a good book my nigga, in a nut shell it said to me "talk to people about themselves and they'll listen for hours"

maybe try reading Good Luck: Creating the Conditions for Success in Life and Business10 Aug 2004
by Alex Rovira and Fernando Trias de Bes

getting a menial job and saving up some cash would be the top thing i'd recommend, from there join a gym, eat healthy, excel at your menial job, go for promotions no matter how lame it is then you can bull it up on your CV. This is all easier said than done, but remember motivation doesn't exist, you either do something or you dont and I think if you choose not to then you have to accept that.

>>9837576
Why can't I do this. It's 2017. Where the fuck is automation and basic income to take care of all our needs.

I hate being awake. I just want to sleep because being awake is torture.

>>9841147
I wish I could sleep and have pleasant dreams forever like in the Matrix or Vanilla Sky or Minority Report.

Life is too difficult. The system was rigged from the start.

>>9839361
Wording this. What the fuck? 200,000 years and we still haven't achieved this?

I can't take it anymore.

>>9805085
Have you thought about joining the military? It'll help grow you as a person, you'll have a respectable job, it'll help with making conversation with people, especially vets, and bitches love a man in uniform. I've seen the military completely transform some people i know in a good way. There are tons of positions in the military that all require different skill sets and satisfy different interests. This has always been my backup plan if my life goes to shit. It'll be like a fresh start. Give it some thought. Hope everything works out for you

>>9805085
There are a lot of things i can tell you, but the important one that you should start doing right now is do some exercise, if you can't afford the gym, just run. With that everything will start to go better, trust me on this.

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Quick guide to better sense of well-being, follow this if you are not a retard:

> exercise, doesn't have to be anything costly, prison workouts in your room will do.

>improve diet, you are what you eat, if you are eating shit you are shit

>stop watching anime or other weeaboo shit everyone I know who is into that have ridiculous unreal expectations out of life

> keep your chin up despite life's constant struggles, enjoy the ride whilst you can, you might not be Brad pitt but at least your not stuck dying in a third world country. Steroids Steroids Steroids do Steroids

#get a shit job and buy Steroids

>>9845552

Thanks.

>>9845304

>Fucking recruiters browse 4chin

Don't you have a fucking counseling to be writting Sargeant ?

>>9846136
Sergeant*

Faggot.

>>9816165
Autistic anon.