Russia Thread

>>9785623
Russians are fucking genius

Goin for the worm

And that cat still survived holy shit

>>9785928
holy fuckhahahahahha bump this thread

>>9785928
I just had sympathy pain in my dick
This made me extremely uncomfortable

>>9785903
>caught by a lanklet

>>9786078
9 lives baby

>>9786408
>She will never be waifu
>why live?

>>9785623
why on earth would they do that

>>9786503
hunngg

>>9786503
Why is that Asian chick so cute?

>>9786503
listen to all those languages I can't speak

>>9785881
RRRRRRRRUSSKIYE DOROGY

>>9786503
Asian chick is too cute

>>9786498
>That file name
>That music
You just made my night.

>>9785903
Some clever shit but hes such as dick for no reason other than a vid. I liked the one where he cracked and egg and some four

>>9785623
are you fucking kidding me lol

Alex Myers are you OP

>>9786671
korean

thats it?
its dead?

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>>9785623

Everytime I see russia on the internet in the same breath its coupled with suicide rates, 3rd world standard of living, or political corruption. How much of this is western sway and how much of this is true? I think it's the most interesting language in the world and really want to visit for myself one day.

>>9786758
Are you Kitten me?

Need to get some wd40 in that beast

>>9786503
what's wrong with the girl one the right's eyes?

>>9786943
Russian living in the U.S. here.
I lived there between 1992 and 2004.
It's pretty much what it looks like. It was pretty shitty, but people don't really know a better life so they don't complain. It's a good place to live if you have money, and I mean REAL money. Maybe it got better, but I doubt it.
Russian language is really useful for picking up girls here, and basically just that. I don't communicate with other Russians here.
As far as countryside goes, I suggest Moscow and St. Petersburg. Stick to tourist destinations, tours, etc. Tourists stand out and it's not always safe after dark.

>>9786956
kys

>>9787017
damn, thanks for the response

>>9786408
that was beautiful. a nice little break from all the gore and throat-fucking going on in this board

>>9785903
Fucking gets me everytime i see this guy... he like the original put em in a coffin russian guy

>>9787252
>>9787309
>>9787317
wonderfulll

>>9786941
>Age of Empires

>>9787389

fucking hell i lost

>>9787017
Many things changed since 2004, dude

>>9787317
hahah blyat

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>>9786943
Not really. Most of the Internet videos are made in Sibiria where people are way plainer and dumber than in the western parts of Russia. Moscow and St. Petersburg are European tier cities with incredibly bad roads and drivers. It's worth a visit but I honestly wouldn't want to live there. Russians rarely speak any other languages in Russia, including English. I'm fluent in Russian though so I had much fun visiting and exploring the country. Great culture. You will love to hate the Bolsheviks after getting to know what they did to Russia and Russians.

>>9787426
how is the song called?

>>9787427
holy fuck that dude's got some mad skills
>>9787481
still d.r.e.

>>9787402
Huh, I could've sworn Merkel was a dyke...

>>9787017
>>9787459
>>9786943
What I wanna know is do they embrace cultural Marxism and political correctness? Do their colleges have safe spaces? Do they give a fuck whether someone gets offended or not? Can people sue for emotional duress because someone threatened to kick their ass?

>>9786408
sluttttttt

>>9787529
Haha, good joke, no.

Russia is a do not give a fuck nation, take care of yourself. They embraced capitalism to maximum cronyism and solitude.

>>9787529
Nah

>>9787389
i want to be that cool :(

>>9787529
>cultural Marxism and political correctness
No, although thanks to internet it starts spreading around younger generations, although that's not a big problem, given that most known person to represent modern day russian feminism is a vegan picking up thrown up fruit & vegetables while crying about hardships of her life on vk.
>Do their colleges have safe spaces
No
>Do they give a fuck whether someone gets offended or not
Depends, most likely based on the fact who the offended person is, "sriritual" people and celebrities are holy cows.
>Can people sue for emotional duress because someone threatened to kick their ass?
No
>sources
t. Slav

>>9787529
No. Russians are known for speaking their mind. If they don't like you because of your skin color, religion, etc. they will fucking let you know. I think they would think the idea of a "safe space" is fucking childish (because it is).

>>9786947
What's the rank or goal of this guy climbing the tanks?

>>9787402
>Mr President there are reporters here Please don't make thumbs up

>>9787399
Fuck I love Vitas so much

>>9786616
how do know she is a shemale?

>>9787646
>ITS TOO LATE VASILY, IT WAS ALWAYS TOO LATE

>>9785623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe-uJHsY2cw
Full version

>>9787688
Can someone translate a bit, to get what's it about?

Btw, great thread, thanks for all submitters

>>9788161
The detained mercenary of ukrainian army conducted shelling to Komissarivka village with peaceful people, but was caught by the Novorossia army.
I hope you can understand, its google translate

>>9787350
kek

>>9788343
>Novorossia army
You mean "Russian backed terrorist group".

>>9787529
>this is important to me
you don't know a lot about the world, do you?

>>9788356
I don't know what you show your news. They are ordinary men who took up arms and protect their home. They are not terrorists that's for sure.

>>9788356
Kinda, except they dont use "terror" tactics, such as suicide bombings or beheadings of civilians in occupied cities. Which probably makes them rebels, not terrorists.

>>9787389
most overrated pos-ery

>>9788356
theres still people who think this shit on here? or you trolling?

>>9787410
Fucking truth man.

Also, kek.

>>9788372
Nah dude, most of their fighters are/were Russian regulars that just invated, they didn't even live in in Ukraine to begin with but were sent by Kremlin.
There is a reason there are massive sanctions against Russia.

Also, they're guilty of countless war crimes, not some people you should be looking up to. Neither are the Kiev backed mercs.

>>9788411
They have been terrorizing the citizens of Donetsk with all kinds of shit, including but not limited to torture, rape, forced labor and summary executions.
Not to mention their treatment of captured enemy combatants.
They're terrorists in my book.

Remember "Givi"? That guy that ignored rocket fire in that one video.
Yeah, he's very much guilty of breaking the Geneva Conversion, he's a war criminal.

>>9788467
liiterally no clue kid, cant even be fucked to reply to brainwashed fucks like you anymore. I have literally family both in Crimea (eupatoria) and Donietsk and talk to them every week.

>>9787688
"Answer! Are you proud of murdering women and children here?"
"I didn't kill anyone."
"You did, bastard. You all were just barraging that village, Komissarovka. There are civilians there, bastard!"
"We didn't shoot."
Another voice: "Didn't you? Whose is that BTR then, huh?"
"A hundred metres from the railroad, there are women and children living there! ...Yura! Yura, don't interrupt! Yura, stand down! You can't... You can't, Yura"
"I didn't shoot."
"Oh, you didn't shoot? You were just bringing them ammo, right? You're just a bad boy!.."

>>9787000

Cuteness overdose. It's untreatable.

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>>9788494
>>9788161

>>9785881
this is amazing

>>9788483
>brainwashed
>talk to them every week.
I don't believe a word out of your lying mouth. So just shut the fuck up and stop repying.

How is your job at the Putin troll factory now a days?
Pays enough to feed your alcoholism?

>>9787017
Well, 1992-2004 - was the hardest times in modern Russia history.
Nowadays it is much better than 1992-2004, but not as good as 4-6 years ago.
Actually, 2010-2013(4) was the best time for Russia.

>>9787529
>>9787609

>Can people sue for emotional duress because someone threatened to kick their ass?
>No
Why not? You can, but you will lose the case.

>>9788535
Well, I would say 1992-2000 were the hardest times.

>>9788525
>muh pootin tells you to post on the internet
Don't get stressed out kid, just know, before posting some shit online that there might be people who actually know first hand what has been happening.

>>9787529
There's increasing number of people supporting everything you mentioned. Primarly among young ones, of course.

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>>9787695

>>9787402
putin best leader

>>9788666
beat me to it

>>9788666
make one with sound

>>9788666
Is there still no version with the sound o great satan?

>>9785881
I always thought this guy was quite handsome for a slav.

>>9785903
they're savages

omg

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"Who needs selfie sticks when you have selfie rakes."

>>9788702
Jesus, the roach is mad.

>>9786941
Not enough minerals

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>>9788757

>>9786943
hi bait

>>9788702
Damn, I first saw it here, and only than on the news...

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>>9785623

>>9788509
>/threading yourself

>>9788343
>mercenary of ukrainian army
You mean Ukrainian soldier defending his country against Russian army and Russian criminals and terrorists.

>>9786943
i knew "akula" from ace combat...

>>9787385
love

>>9787402
putin is the best lol

>>9787394
LOST

>>9787410
great man

>>9788749
>>9788754
>>9788756
>>9788757
if this is what it takes to get laid in Russia I'm out

>>9788843
>if this is what it takes to get laid in Russia I'm out
Hah man, just don't be me and you're all set for a hot pussy. Ha-ha.

>>9788811
> implying Ukrainian army is defending, not attacking

>>9788665
not cool man
take that shit to the gore thread

>>9787529
Fucking americans and their obsession with this nonsense.

>>9788772
One second comrade, do you say
>waves corndog
do you say to me
>adjusts tramp stamp
you say
>kicks box
you say we were
>breaks bottle on sidewalk
some kind of
>throws yogurt
Czars n Blyat?

>>9788792

too soon mate

>>9788865
кeк

>>9788865
>corndog
That's a corn cob. They don't sell corndogs here.

>>9786408
i guess I won't masturbate... this time.

>>9788851
Russia invaded Ukraine with both regular forces and whatever mercenaries and criminals their FSB could recruit for cover. That's the truth. It's their country and they are fighting against Russia, not some mythical local super army that mysteriously appeared.

>>9788888
Definitely checked.

>>9788888
FUCKIN CHECKED FRIEND

>>9786941
are they removing a crosswalk with hatchets?

>>9788898
>>9788901
Ha кoлeни, хoлoпы. Бaтькa в тpeдe.

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>>9788888

>>9785623
Y is noone mentioning: That cat is a fucking BOSS!!!

>>9787529

if you really think these are all important things, I suggest you move to Russia and live there for a few years (you might also try Saudi-Arabia)

>>9788895
>Russia invaded Ukraine with both regular forces and whatever mercenaries and criminals their FSB could recruit for cover
hahaha ow wow

>>9788915
>disputing established facts
Hi there Russkie propaganda.

>>9788923
>implying
And where did your knowledge come from? First hand experience, I imagine?
Your headcanon is not established facts, comrade.

>>9788665
Holy fuck she got REKT

>>9787398
Goddammit, me too. Son of a bitch.

>>9786503
The girl on the left is saying:"He is Canadian"
The asian bitch is trying to repeat it, then they speak russian.
This somehow deserved a post here.

>>9788845
o shit

>>9787402
Shit, you know the only reason he's not taking 15 to bang her really quick is the cameras. Putin, you sassy bastard...

>>9788933
> And where did your knowledge come from?

Literally everywhere. Every relevant organization confirmed that Russia invaded Ukraine with regular troops on top of various special forces because Ukraine fought back too hard.

They even take selfies you know.

https://news.vice.com/video/selfie-soldiers-russia-checks-in-to-ukraine

>>9787410
Can someone award this man something? Honest keks.

>>9787427
WHAT???

>>9787661
Ajajaja, and it always will be. Bless Putin and his little smirk.

Russia is fucking fascinating.

>>9788666
check'd

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>>9787695
>>9788651

Holy shit. That's actually a 100% correct translation.

I watched this without sound first
>no way somebody said that on TV
>turn sound on
>that's exactly what he said
>mfw

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>>9788792
Anyone has this with sound?

>>9786491
jajajas

>>9788666
What the actual fuck? Can someone explain this shit? And second the motion for a version with sound and subs.

>>9789029
it just happened a few hours ago m8, its sticky on /pol/

>>9788651
Can't russians for the most part use whatever profane, racist, sexist, etc they want on television? Always thought Russians generally only censored shit that shows the government in a negative light.

>>9789029
Stop fapping and turn on the news.

>>9789029
Russian ambassador killed in Turkey.

>>9788888
Check'd

>>9788845
he ded.

>>9789038
>>9789021
>Can't russians for the most part use whatever profane, racist, sexist, etc they want on television
No we can't.
It's not the biggest deal, he won't be crucified or anything but it's still a mean thing to say. At least on tv.

Also, the protippiest protip: it's actually a skilfull montage.

>>9788467
>>9788525
Dude u are stupid as hell. Ukrops bombing east Ukraina/Novorossiya and you are telling me Russians are invading ukraina? Believe me..if putin want to invade your shithole ukraina kiev will be the capital of novorossiya tomorrow

>>9788675
What the fuck is that from jesus that kinda fucked me up

>>9788792
Holy shit

>>9788904
You have to admire the patience and commitment.

>>9789070
The filename is the title of the actual movie.

>>9788706
>Fallsinlove.php

test

>>9789034
Much obliged, mate. Got the gist off a CNN blurb.

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>>9785928

>>9789042
No! I refuse and you cannot make me!

Perhaps I'll try fapping to the news as a mild compromise.

>>9788694
t. faggot trap nigger-loving sjw cuck

>>9789105
do you even internet?

>>9788888

Quintachecked

>>9789021
This was edited. He was originally talking about a racist fan who approached him when he was a Spartak manager
I'm not sure why I know this

>>9787394
someone should do a mod about it

>>9789038
No. Cursing and racism is frowned upon on national television. Don't fall for internet memes.

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>>9789125
cхopoнил

>>9789070
cargo 200

>>9789105
sauce

>>9787252
We don't need roads where we're going marty!

>>9786491
Kek, worth the wait

>>9789087
soundtrack?

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>>9785928
don't know why he is freaking out

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>>9789306

>>9788735
Would bang

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>>9789248

>>9788966
>Every relevant organization confirmed that Russia invaded Ukraine
>Every russian outlet is pure propaganda
>Every western outlet is crystal clear truth
k

>>9786503
Fuck damn, she's even giving him the fucking eye near the end. Cute as fuck.

>>9788735
I know her, shes on cb

>>9788509
meanwhile in Kaliningrad

>>9788877
I'd fuck her so hard.

>>9788888
Witnessed

>>9788702
Kek'd reading the title

>>9788690
underrated

>>9786503
>>9786625
>>9786716
The chinese chick is giving the cameradude some serious bedroom eyes.

>>9789284
thats bf3 theme dawg

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>>9788666
sound here

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4de_1482167380

>>9787385
i could watch this million times

>>9789029
Subtitles:
00:05-00:16
Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!
*Some Quranic gibberish*

00:20-00:27
Don't forget the Aleppo!
Don't forget the Syria!
(x2)

00:28-00:35
As long as our land is not safe,you will not know what safety is.

00:35-00:38
Back off! Back off!

00:39-00:42
Only death can get me out of here.

00:44-00:52
Whoever has a share in this cruelty will pay for it.

>>9788688
>>9788691
Nothing interesting but "Allahu akbar"

>>9789157
Its not edited retard why would anyone edit this. Racism in Russia isnt that big deal

>>9785881
What the fuck man

>>9789038
well officially no one can but if someone does that then the worst thing hes going to get is a bad look at him thats all.

>>9787529
Retarded American

>>9788660
the guy with helmet is a complete idiot

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Thats sad and meanly.

>>9788808
story?

>>9786408
oil that fucking door

>>9785928
toppest of keks

>>9787350
underrated

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Remove turks

>>9787402
based putin

>>9785903
fake, people don't react that fast

>>9787587
>They embraced capitalism
wat?
did you take a different history/current events class than everyone else?

>>9788660
how bored are they?

>>9788706
>slavic khaleesi

>>9787252
Name made me kek more than gif.

>>9787402
Speaking at a press conference afterwards, Mr Putin said: “As for the protest, I liked it. In principle, we knew that such a protest was being prepared.”
He said the organisers of the Hanover event should “say thank you to the Ukrainian girls, they helped you promote the trade fair.”
He added: “To be honest, I didn’t really hear what they were shouting because the security [guards] were very tough. These huge guys fell on the lasses. That seemed not right to me, they could have been handled more gently.”
Mr Putin appeared to show a flash of his well-known salty humour, adding: “I didn’t make out whether they were blondes, chestnut-haired or brunettes.”
The Russian president said protests by Femen activists were nothing new. “We’ve all got used to these demonstrations and I don’t see anything terrible here,” he said.
However, he added: “If someone wants to debate political questions, then it’s better to do it clothed rather than getting undressed. You should undress in other places, such as on nudist beaches.”

based putin

violating human rights left and right

>>9785903

the blind man kicking ass

10/10

>>9788457
translation plox

>>9788733
did he die?

>>9789644
just swearing

>>9786477
to get the cat down the tree, what would you do

>>9788749
>>9788754
>>9788756
>>9788757
>>9788762
>>9788766
>>9788768
MOst genuinely terrifying masochism I've seen in my life holy shit

what is the sauce of this

>>9789663
He dusted himself off, and went on

>>9789423
trust me, bro! I'd be balls deep in here in no more than 5 minutes. Less, if some other man walked in.

>>9785623

holy fuck that's badass. even the cat is badass.

>>9786943
>>9787017
putin drove out the jew bankers

it's the least corrupt nation in yurop

>>9789551
music in background?

>>9787394
Holy fucking kek

>>9789719
Yeah, Vovan defeated corruption by taking complete control over it.

>>9789513

This was just earlier, wasn't it?

>>9789064
Preemptive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncckxAjp8uY

>>9788665
even for 4chan standards that shit is fucked. get that shit out of here not cool dude.

>>9787427
Russian Steve Martin

>>9788509
this make me cry, jesus christ, we don´t realize the welfare we are living in

>>9789774
ukrainian "Masks show"

>>9785928
The highest height of lols

>>9788690
that fucking filename Kek

>>9787410
Damn, this piano melody seems so familiar to me, but I can't remember where I heard it. Help anyone?

>>9788467
You are a gullible brainwashed retard

>>9788888

"Ya khochu" means "I want" not "I need" though

>>9789730

Medieval II : Total War OST, don't remember the exact title tho

>>9788509
straight out of S.T.A.L.K.E.R

>>9789713
"You're not you when you're hungry."

>>9789729
Kek

>>9787403
Happy af.

>>9789764
Saved

>>9789770
I learned a lot about Russia today, I had no idea Russian citizens weren't allowed to even have water.

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>>9788966
>soros owned media
>"relevant"

>>9785928
THIS IS THE SAME COUNTRY THAT OUTSMARTS AMERICA

What the fuck are we doing, guys

>>9787394
IM DEAD XDDDDDDDD

>>9788666
fucking satanic trips to this happening today. Sometimes this place makes my toes curl

>>9789719
kek

>>9786943
That tracksuit. very aesthetic. very pleasing.

>>9787252
fucking saved. that filename

>>9787394

what does he say

>>9789806
try Yiruma river flows or sunbeams they scatter

>>9789806
It might be from "The theory of eveything" or it's from that Disney movie about flamingos.

>>9787637
Comparing dicks (He's pretty balsy comparing a stick to a tank's canon though)

>>9788509
Holy shit this is what Dostoyevski was talking about

>>9788445
What is that beat??

>>9788660
Doubt that the glas would be able to handle a shot :I
Bet he'll get a pretty sweet headache (y)

>>9789456
>Whoever has a share in this cruelty will pay for it.
What a dickwad. That's the whole point of being an exploiting rich westener. Isis' terror is 99/100 times affecting the people on the same level in society as they claim themselves to bring justice to (in Syria). People that take actually take part in it gets away with it (for the most part)..

>>9789774
Masterpiece

>>9790150
you can translate it as "go fuck yourself'" or simply "Fuck you"

>>9789806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoaPhxNubL0

here ya go

>>9789806
Ludovico Einaudi - Una Mattina

>>9787427
is it good for knees or what? i saw few few older guys like 70+ doing similar things (eastern europe here ofc)

>>9789164
Do people just not get any tickets in Russia?

>>9787309
that filename just fucking kills me

>>9789506
>implying that others are inferior because they're clueless about a country other than their own
>comes off sounding exactly like an arrogant fucking american

Retarded non-American.

>>9789663
Fucking had to have. Holy fuck that's a brutal fall.

>>9786491
that timed music

>>9787394
hahahahahahah

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>>9789513
is there a video of the kebab himself getting removed after?

>>9789359
>They even take selfies you know.

>>9789535
disgusting

>>9789064
The light from the missile's tail on the smoke from the previous missiles gets my dick hard. Beautiful reference for concept art.

>>9789423
Asians have permanent bedroom eyes on all the time

>>9786941
shit, chop at an angle, faggots

>>9787372
I was there when the music was requested to be added. lol

>>9787385
I wonder if anyone has shown her any of the pics
who is she, anyway?

>>9787410
yeah, he tapped the girl that night

bijbjk

>>9786498
>>9786723
Uh, wouldn't the proper filename be Aлaддин? That's a Russian rendition of the song "Arabian Nights" which, as far as I'm aware, was written specifically for the story of Aladdin. Ali Baba is a completely different character with his own story, so I don't really understand why the filename is "aлибaбa"

Regardless, it's definitely one of my favorite webms.

>>9789676
>what is the sauce of this
The guy.

>>9786941
It's like a symphony of clanking.

>>9790221
I just started reading Crime and Punishment. I was thinking the same thing.

>>9790701
Ah thanks. Thats why I know it.

>>9788690
lmao lol'd hard

>>9788877
watched this like 10 times

>>9786941
Are they on a strike or something?

>>9787402
lllllllllloooooooooooooooolllllllll
look at putins face

>>9787252
Shitty day was turned around. Thanks anon

>>9790221
>>9788509
>>9789789
It's a movie set. I always find it funny how foreigners think that these kind of poor neighbourhoods is what Russia looks like.

>>9791935
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalia_Poklonskaya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX4JCQViRKg

>>9793059
Thank god.
I feel dumb now, but I'm relieved.
Sauce btw?

>>9787403
bottom left guy wanted to fck him up for recording lol

>>9785881
"but the biting frosts are rushing to help us"...

>>9787385
Will forever be my favorite