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Lady boner thread! Can you contribute moarrr?
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>>9782909
that girl could take some peeking tips from joe
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moar! this is awesome
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>>9782909
fucking Rogan lol
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>>9782935
my god. this is a porn setup, right? surely she has more control over her lust, esp knowing she's on camera.
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>>9785677
Nope, that was real, it aired on a real news station.
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>>9785677
I think that the story behind this was actually that he's saying something really sad and they both bite their lips at the same time for that reason and it just looks like lust
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>>9782909
she's barely looking at Ronda, Joe Rogan is the only one fighting a boner here
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>>9785677
She was looking at me, I was standing behind the guy a little ways. The lust was real.
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Bump for life
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>>9788980

So how fast did it take for those two to get a room after that recording
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>>9782909

Joe makes this webm.
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bump for intrest
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>>9788980

would really appreciate sauce
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>>9789572
I got you bro, source is right here: >>9788980

Dipshit.
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>>9782935
He was telling something about his childhood training or some sad and emotive shit so she bit her lip in a way of sympathising with him, look it up
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>>9789572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIZBIBdu2SU
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>>9789030
dunno, but I'm fairly sure Kate put on that fresh pair of panties in vain.
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>>9785698
Hey me too
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>>9785689
> the story behind this
or you could just go to fucking youtube to see how wrong you are
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>>9790429

kek, that file name
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>>9790429

nigga gets me everytime

10/10 would go down on him no homo tho
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>>9790429
B-but only the most GARBAGE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL women show interest in black men! No blond Aryan beauty like her could ever succumb to such corruption
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>>9790453
It's funny cause it's true...
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>>9790478
That well-acted teenage lady boner definitely gave ME a boner all the way back in 1998... oh Lacey...
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>>9790429
>filename
I'm confused, is it women, niggers, or being looked at?
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>>9788980
....Seattle summers are NOT wet.

our other 3 seasons are.

but summers are 70-90 and sunny.
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>>9785696
look again when she starts taking off her pants -- hard stare, lip bite
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>>9790521
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>>9790558
lel
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>>9785643
You can tell he just saw her butt crack
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>>9788980
In no way at all should this arouse me - yet, here I am, aroused.
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>>9788980
Of course Nina Hartley knows her stuff!
11/10 would suckle.
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>>9782935
wow she wants it so badly
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>>9782935
the moment she makes this face is because they guy talks about the death of his mother if i remember correctly.
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>>9793032
Ugh, that guy is one of the morons ruining the business. Self centered cunt, with a barely below average physique - in the industry that is.
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>>9793064
?

looks like just another roid user to me
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>>9793032
She's not miring.... she's laughing. Why is he doing that shit in the gym? Could be done literally anywhere else.
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>>9793064
>barely below average physique
>>9793103
>she's laughing. Why is he doing that shit in the gym? Could be done literally anywhere else.
fox,grapes
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>>9790506
Women looking at niggles you retarded cunt.
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>>9782935
This was after a bodybuilding competition he won, the woman holding the big check is his wife, he was telling how bodybuilding was helping him deal with his mother death.

The women interviewing is also a female bodybuilder
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>>9788980
Here is is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPGxkKii1Zg

It was a interview for Nina about her book, If you have over 25 years of porn, then you are going to be god at stuff like this.
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>>9788980
Isnt that the chick from SNL?
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>>9793219

furiously taking notes here
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me like, moar pls
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>>9782935
he was talking about his dead grandmother
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>>9790429
she was scared of being assaulted
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>>9790478
sauce? i know ive seen it but i cant for the love of god remember
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>>9793658
Lost in space
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>>9793241
Kate McKinnon, yes. The one who always did the bad Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkel impressions.
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>>9794663
*does
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>>9793103
she`s laughing because hse got caught drooling at him
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>>9790351
Giroux doesn't want her, he want's some juicy cop ass.
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the lady in this video interviewing alex

https:// youtu.be/SR1jwwagtaQ
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>>9788980
What is acting?
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>>9793032
Well, that's more like: "What's that clown doing there? Oh, his girlfriend has a camera – nevermind, folks (fuckin floozy)"
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>>9790429
"Shiiiiieeeeet this bitch go' get me lynched mang"
>Walks away
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>>9795435

Well, that was his then-girlfriend. And they had either just achieved a sweeping victory over Brazil or even just won the world cup.
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>>9788980
McKinnon is supercute.
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>>9790429
trump supporters triggered hard
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>>9793058
Yup
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>>9782935
Way to post the fake one
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>>9795659
Lmao
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>>9795430
oh my..you all knows what happened after
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>>9795488
fuck you
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>>9788980
This. This shit. This is the reason I go on 4chan. This is useful, real life shit.

I'm gonna try this on my fucking wife, and I bet she'll be right fucking into it.

I've been pulling hair wrong this whole time. FUCK.
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>>9795578
Shrillary supporter niggered hard
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>>9793130
surprisingly intelligent comment
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>>9790471
same bro. aint gay but i would happily smash that nigga. no homo tho.
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>>9793177
Since it's /pol/ we're talking about, could be all 3. Hell, /pol/ was created to get the racists off of /r9k/
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>>9795435

It doesnt matter if youre ugly when youre a professional football player, hot bitches will love you
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KEKED
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>>9788980
What the hell did she?

you have to love Nina H.
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>>9794663
I love her. Not only is she funny as hell but pretty hot too. Too bad she is gay cause...you know...I would be all over that if she wasnt.
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>>9788980

This was cute.
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>>9790521
Youve clearly never lived in Seattle.
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>>9795659

Yeah, but I believe the context is he's confirming HL 3. Who wouldn't bite their lip?
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>>9795488
she's a kinky girl i saw her get it on with a whole crowd of horny dudes
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>>9795435
Is that what love looks like?
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>>9795442
Hahaaaa best one yet...
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>>9796931
I have. It doesn't rain much in the summer
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>>9797026
Its what greed looks like, she sees not the man but his money
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>>9785698
Kek
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>>9797162
Seems you have taken the red pill anon.
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>>9790521
he's right though

seattle actually doesnt get that much rain, but it's grey and misting all the time
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>>9795724
>This. This shit. This is the reason I go on 4chan. This is useful, real life shit.

lul

You can find useful information in this site once or twice a year max. The rest of the time it's pure shit and a bunch of woe is me, weeb, NEET, beta, too ugly and socially stunted to get a girl friend, the world is against me whining. Nothing gets done right on this site even the god damned food & cooking board is gross and basic.
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why do women have to be so shallow
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>>9797584

because men are shallow, maybe if men stopped being such whores and fucking literally anything with a hole they can get to women wouldn't feel like they have to compete for attention.
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>>9797597
Lol keep drinking that Kool aid
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>>9790429
lol the file name is gold
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>>9795446
why is Mr. Fantastic in a helicopter?
Silly stretch
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>>9788980
i came
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>>9793064
>>9793103
>>9795506
wow you guys are jealous as fuck. the dude is just taking photos. Do you people even go to the gym? Why the hell wouldn't you want to flex when you have a body like that
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>>9797814
Either troll or dildo. Do these fucks not have mirrors in their homes? This shitball thinks he is arnold, when in reality he is some skinny twat who started working out 12 months ago. Lots of those in your standard neighborhood gym.
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>>9793032
>>9793064
>>9793079
>>9793103

He's flexing to fucking push himself to do more fucking faggot. Pushes the mood up if you flex and look good so he can lift more and better. Also he fucking flexes to see where he still lacks in muscle to improve his workout you dumb fucks. Hes literally doing no harm to anyone but you fat fucks need to be cunts.
Seriously, know nothing about a subject still think they know everything
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>>9788980
oh fuck i want her ):
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>>9797844
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>>9797844
Do it at home pussy. God I hate those fucks. They are always the chumps who walk like they have lats.
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>>9797856

You probably not even going to the gym. Also if you worked out, your muscles are pumped if you first go home and then look in the mirror, your muscles are back to normel so you don't see as good as in the gym were you need to change your workout you fucking faggot.
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>>9796931
No, he's right, we get 2 months of sunlight and 70-85 (a few days of 90's some years )
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>>9790351
Based G
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>>9797872
I'm sure that`s the reason, /fit/.
Thanks for teaching us, you can go back to the frogtech and sauna now.
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>>9797162
>hes one of the best defenders in the world
>part of the national team
>peak physique
im sure more than just greed is going on here
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>>9796931
Like you know. Other anons are correct doesn't rain much in the summer
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>>9798787
sauce?
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>>9798315
>hes one of the best defenders in the world
Guy is not even a defender lol. Gtfo if you don't know what you're talking.
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>>9782909
Lol. Fucking Joe Rogan
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>>9798787
>>9798907
Can make your dick look awfully big with the right angle and camera trick. Slight fisheye effect on the cam, stretch the picture a bit. Keep your dick in the right part of the frame and the rest looks natural. Just tough to find an attractive dance partner. I actually regret not doing this more before I met a girl, but I'm tied down now so meh.
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>>9793064
What business and what industry are you referring to? The going to the gym business or industry?
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>>9796056
can confirm, my besto friendo is a pro soccer player, bitches hang around his house pretty often.
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>>9798977
i agree man but you cant help it when you have brown dick..so i just use black and white effect
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>>9785643
Rogan is the only reason I still follow the UFC, everything about him is just...cool
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>>9782935
Yeah, both women do the sad lip bite simultaneously
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>>9789635
Yeah, both women did the sad lip bite simultaneously
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>>9798977
typical jealousy. "oh everyone can do it, i could aswell, but not now since i have a gf" keep giving ur gf the baby carrot.
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>>9788980
I love Nina's smug look at the end. She knows how good she is.
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>>9797844
Pushing himself to do more faggot? I'd guess doing somewhere near the maximum possible amount of faggot as it is.
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>>9793103
>Why is he doing that shit in the gym?
He's probably competing, so he's rotating through his poses to check what needs more work, and he does that in the gym because he wants to be pumped, and then if some muscles are not swole he needs to hit them.

Still gay as fuck through
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>>9790429
I was watching that game. It was the only thing that made me smile that game
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>>9785677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhQ-AEZovE
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>>9798787
Sauce? Please!
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>>9788980
the funniest mckinnon's ever been and even at that hartley carried her.
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>>9798112
>being this buttmad
pssh...nothing personel...fatso
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>>9790506
Pol gets flustered by all three.
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>>9795659
Fucking legend
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There's an Interview with Kobe and some foreign chick, maybe Italian, where he practily seals the deal in the interview. Someone make a week of that.
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>>9790506
D) All of the above.
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>>9797844
>getting this mad
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>>9782935
Watching the interview the dude seems like 10/10 husband material

>Fit
>Good looking
>Probably a good husband
>Strong enough to share his feelings
>Loved his mother.
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>>9795435
God I remember how she jumped at him while making sure the cameras were filming, what a despicable being
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>>9800784
>being this much of a hypocrite

Nobody cares how much you work out you pathetic fucking faggot
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>>9798787
Sauce?
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>>9782935
I think she Just wants to take a shit só badly
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>>9798315
>hes one of the best defenders in the world
Andre Schürrle plays as a striker/left-winger, man.
He's indeed one the best though.
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>>9803475
yeah. while standing right in front of the restrooms. So close, yet so far.
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>>9802017
>y-you, too
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>>9790429
haha white women aint interested in pussy ass white boys no more.
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>>9795435
white german bitch is probably getting gang banged by refugees while he watches loool
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>>9790475
Meh! Black and Latin women are SO much better!
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>>9801997
Just because hes lean and has muscles doesnt mean he's fit, his gut screams hgh abuse and that shit dont make you fit. Still a very impressive physique however.
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>>9797457
4chan taught me how to make the best grill cheese of my life bitch nigguh
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>>9790478
Who is this actor
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>>9798844
>>9799850
>>9803466
Every fucking time. She disconnects immediately after that you fucking idiots.
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>>9804446
SAUCE?
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>>9790475
/pol/ in a nutshell
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Fuck, I used to have this amazing ladyboner gif.

It was a footy game between Chelsea and some other club no one cares about. Ivanovic was about to do a throw in, stepped back to run up for the throw in and leaned back into the away crowd a bit. Some fan called him a fucking twat or something right in his ear, he gives no shits, cranks a little smile and throws in. The girl standing next to the guy that shouted was turned on as FUCK (over a player of the opposing team lyl >wymyn)

maybe some /sp/ anons still have it
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>>9798787
Looks kinda fake, look at the difference in the delay of her reaction from when he says "please" and when he says "help me?"
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>>9804683

Now that's hot. There's a lot of pansies out there that won't pull my hair >.<
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>>9804789

http://www.talkingbaws.com/2015/04/gif-branislav-ivanovic-trolls-qpr-fans-as-he-takes-a-throw-in-during-chelsea-win/

found it, anons
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>>9804064
Actor? You mean the one whose arm can be seen for a split second in the beginning? That would be Matt LeBlanc (Joey from "Friends").
Here's a longer version.
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>>9796056

It's almost like practicing really hard at something your whole life and achieving success at a young age is attractive to women, isn't it, you fucking faggot?
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>>9804810
most definitely fake. Guy also appears to be replying to himself in the beginning. At least the "why not" in the beginning seems rather odd unless it was in reply to a spoken phrase.
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>>9798804
more of this one?
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>>9793064
WHAT THE FUCK are you talking aboooooout?? What business? What industry?
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>>9804872
naa, bitches want money.
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>>9804871
such a shitty film
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>>9805217
Yeah, but Lacey still made me pop a few early-teen-boners.
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>>9805879
>Anne Hathaway will never call you a "forward young man"

Why even live?
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>>9795537
Olympics of 2016, Brazil won. Also, that dosent look like the face of someone who Just won.
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>>9797856
There is a place for people like you, it is called planet fitness...
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>>9806177
that wasn't in 2016 and he didn't play the Olympics. The German Olympics team was made up of young hopefuls without any experience in the national team.
He looks exhausted and somewhat incredulous. Just like someone who just scored a 7-1 victory against Brazil.
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>>9806327
>>9806177

You're both wrong. He looks like someone who just won the World Cup, cause that's where that footage was from. That was from right after the final, when Germany beat Argentina 1-0 and the players WAGs stormed the field.
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>>9805879
What was the question?
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A thread about lady boners and not one erect clit to be found.
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>>9806414
Something about how much weight she lost for the role or something
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>>9806414
>>9806590
indeed.
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>>9795430
dayum she's hot
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>>9804683

>That gold watch
"Ohhhh! The rich boy!"
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>>9790506
yes
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>>9804826
bullshit...

she looked back first...
if it was a fatty... "what the fuck"
if it was a hotty... "heeeey"
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>>9790475
Trying to pretend that a bleach blonde fatty is something to desire. Sorry mate, she is going to be an overweight hog by the time she's thirty. That jowly face, fat arms are a dead giveaway. She make some nigga a fine ho.
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>>9807081
you'd be disgusted if a fat girl got physical with you too
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>>9788980
guys i think she was violated.
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>>9807160
Did you not see how eager she was?
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>>9793064
>>9797844
go back to /fit/
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>>9807123
an average guy is ugly to a woman though
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>>9808164
shut the fuck up you colossal autist
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>>9806604
love her slip at 0:26
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>>9807101
are you actually missing the sarcasm or am I getting second-order trolled
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>>9795430
can confirm after this french open match, he got her number... girl is italian. breaking news, only the french hire hot as fuck women to help the players... the rest are kids that usually belong to a country club and their daddy and mummy know someone

> be me
> formerly worked for ITF at Wimbledon, French Open and Spanish Open events

> PS
> umm... every image was a store front?
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FnpryLuxHkA

> immediately mute
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>>9807160
Hmmm... interesting point. She quite literally said "Oh yessss, pleeease!" in the video.
Last time I checked, the phrase was "'no' means 'no'", not "'Oh yessss, pleeease!' means 'no'"
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>>9788980
Kate McKinnon is such a qt
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>>9803771
she's american
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>>9804826
Stop crossdressing 2017
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>>9809613
She's Canadian
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>>9803771
LOOOOOOL! They're admitting refugees! LOOOOOL! Libtards are imbeciles. much funny. joke was self-made. LOL
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>>9804064
Lacey Chabert
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>>9805217
>>9805278
I started masturbating because of her. I was 10 years old.
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reddit.com/r/girlsmirin
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>>9810046
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>>9788980
Billy Joe Armstrong is getting fat
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>>9782909
Is that Joe rogan
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>>9788980
I wonder what it is with women that they are comfortable with this. I'm a very tolerant guy but even I wouldn't want someone to start nibbling my ear,
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As it just so happens. He can't keep getting away with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX6rII4HP6Q
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>>9795442
who is this?
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>>9810053
Maybe I like to act as a special snowflake, but I find most of the massively quoted and 'memorialized' pastas unfunny as fuck.
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>>9797839
Post your physique, bro
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>>9808164
I bet you think you're average
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>>9795435
almost all football player gfs/wives are attention whoring sluts.
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>>9798787
>>9798804
>>9798907

Is there a single omegle reaction video with the guy cumming?
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>>9795446
This is what real women actually do when they see manspreading.
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>>9804871
If anyone wants to know the girl is Lacey Chabert and the movie is Lost In Space
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>>9804683
accidentally stroked the lower back of some girl in elementary and got the same reaction
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Anyone post subway "ladies watch too" or something like that.
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>>9813088
with your dick?
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>>9811980
chicks would usually give up or skip before he does lol
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>>9802017
Jesus fucking Christ
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>>9796931
i have lived in the seattle metro area all my life except for 4 years in college.
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>>9804871
>>9790478
Damn, thanks for reminding me about my teenage boner ..
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>>9811649
nah
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>>9789572
fucking kys
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alternate

based ADR remains based
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>>9790475
>blond
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>>9808478
don't believe you anon.

also, the Madrid master 1000 always has hot girls as ball girls.
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>>9804871
.gif?
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>>9798907
Source?
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>>9793219
Nina Hartley is a GODDESS
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>>9808164
No an average guy is average. If you're unexceptional, why should you be treated like you're exceptional?
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>>9800763
underrated
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>>9809773
>>9813085
>Lacey Chabert
of Mean Girls and Sonic 06 fame
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>>9817605
Motherfucker was she really Elise
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>>9817635
Yup

She was also Meg for 1 season of family guy, and then she got replaced by Mila Kunis.

>she never made 'fetch' happen
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>>9797844
This guy is just as obnoxious as the girls in yoga pants that decide to stretch in front of you while you're pressing.

I just want to lift in peace, I wish I was a millionaire with a bigass mansion and my own fitness room.
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>>9790397
Well he's kind of right though. The guy is talking about living at his grandmas place because she is suffering from cancer and can't take care of herself. However this kindness and his body did make her horny, very obviously.
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>>9790429
>what /pol/ fears the most
That doesn't make any sense. Why would /pol/ fear some garbage race traitor woman being a race traitor? Traitors are literally subhuman and nobody cares about them.
What /pol/ fears the most is the extinction of the white race as planned by the Jewry.
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>>9797844
shut the fuck up faggot
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>>9804683
Who is this?
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>>9802017
She's to forward for a woman where's the fucking chase, probably a nasty hoe.
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>>9818126
virgin detected
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>>9815998
THIS
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>>9798787
>haha
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>>9818180
The chase is part of the fun, you would know that if you weren't such a cuck fag. Have you even approached a girl before?
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>>9818353
>this is how he responds when confronted as a virgin
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>>9817889

Found the /pol/ack.

You have to go back.
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>>9797844
I guess you pulled that shit straight out of your own ass cause that's fucking retarded and I've never heard any body builder promote that shit unless they were egotistic cunts
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>>9793205
>female bodybuilder
Really makes you think
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>>9818358

kek'd
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>>9790351
G is such a stud
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>>9810053
>Why do good guys never get the girl?
>Why do good guys never get the girl?
>Why do good guys never get the girl?
>Why do good guys never get the girl?
>Why do good guys never get the girl?
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>>9798977
Lol, ur such a faggot.
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>>9788980
Grossss.
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>>9818764
Because the only thing being nice to another person can get you is graduation out of preschool?
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>>9818353
You're just bitter than you've never been complimented like that before
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>>9817245
Surprise, surprise. Most women also are average, yet, most of them think they should be treated as if they were special too.

Hmmm, makes those synapses really fire.
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>>9793064
>business
?
>below average
ok let me see your body and some of your friends. I wanna know what average is like.
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>>9818764
>>9819040
Because everything about good is to be expected, surprise them with how different bad can be and confront them with the fact that they like it
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>>9815668
Then you clearly didn't go outside very much
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>>9810053
North American fag here, so I don't understand a lot of what goes on in "soccer".

What's the actual story here? Who is this dude, why is he resting on his laurels with the ball like some conquering hero, and why aren't people kicking his ass for being such an obvious, grandstanding douchebag guilty of flagrant delay of game?
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>>9811670
suit yourself my dude
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>>9795430
She definitely wants this guy inside her
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>>9813088
stay away from elementary schools you sick fuck
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>>9811760
It's because they're not actually funny.

The """funny""" part is that someone went through all the effort to type that out. The content itself is lame.

It sounds autistic but it's 4chan where people cum to repeating post numbers and a magic frog named "kek."
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>>9817889
you typed this?
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>>9797844
tru tho
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>>9804683
The reaction would have been different if that fucker was wearing a timex.
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>>9818190
you've ruined this webm for me
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>>9793103
Why the fuck would I flex anywhere else like this? I feel like the gym is the perfect and one of only places in which this is acceptably normal

And even if he is doing it for attention, who the fuck cares? Oh cuck bois that try just as hard for attention and are sickened by themselves for it.

So sad seeing people get butthurt cause others want to be looked at, its normal. Let yourself want to be noticed, if you hold it back you end up being like (how you think) the guy you just shit on is acting,. Really it could be any number of things
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>>9822064
..that's hes trying to accomplish, stop assuming so much about people and you'll start giving yourself a better life. Its hardly your business anyways what they do personally
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>>9822064
Narcissism may come naturally, but it's not good and shouldn't be encouraged.
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>>9802017
This is not exactly chasing, she's just being honest.
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>>9797844
Muscle mass hasn't much to do with strength.

I used to cycle everywhere, and do parkour daily. Despite stopping both, I've kept reasonably fit at work (serve customers by day, stack shelves by night), and can still do a chinup with one fucking arm (can you guess which - ex dee).

And yet - I'm not bulging like a slesh-sack of rocks. That's how you tell the difference between 'roids and a workout. It's also how you tell the difference between getting/keeping fit, and servicing one's vanity.

Take it from someone who does know something "about the subject".
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>>9811975
Yup, the brits have a name for them:
WAGS

They're intent in life is just to marry a footballer. Couldn't care less which - that much of a slut. Just needs to have a ripped body, and more importantly, money.
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>>9806165


nothing has ever made me feel like dying more then realizing this thought as I read it
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>>9799808
im sorry he should leave the shrill cunt and get with the reporter reporter seems 100 times nicer then the shrill cunt with the annoying voice
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>>9790478
this girl is just as cute now as she was back then unlike Michelle Trachtenberg who got fucking fat and then starred in some lifetime special which pretty much killed her "career"
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>>9793058
ya because women live when a big strong guy like that acts sensitive you idiot
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>>9797844
>be at gym
>shirtless
>not working out, just being a faggot and posing

If you wanna flex go do it at home you tard, the gym is for working.
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>>9793103
maybe she is laughing cause he is the gym goofball? or maybe you are seeing a list smile and cant accept women would rather be with him than your fat ass
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>>9817889
Agreed, not even from /pol/ but you fuckers got a good part of your shit straight, huge antisemite here, these retarded faggots can't even understand motherfucking geneology and racial demographics throughout recent history, good goys deserve a pat on the back
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>>9818764
Implying there is only one girl. Because the good guy doesn't want a girl whos been filled up with more cum than could fill a large natatorium pool.
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>>9806604
>>9805278
Fucking Chads, fuck off.
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craig ferg has so much shit like this to offer on this thread im suprised i havent seen a single webm yet
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>>9822052
Timex are the best lad
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>>9822075
>good

By what/whoms standard? You're right its natural and that's why is should be accepted as is, not encouraged or discouraged necessarily. If you can seriously look at your "faults" and realize its all a part of being human you've come a long way.

Only people afraid to accept their humanness could agree otherwise. This is like churchfags giving a completely personal and vague sense of right and wrong roughly based a book and trying to force it down the worlds throat as undeniable and the only truth. we've been taught so many things are "bad" and avoid them off bat without probing any deeper, being whole means balancing dark and light.. not dark vs light. Most of this madness is propagated by immature minds that don't quite yet understand and institutions to keep behavior predictable and controlled

I digress though, you don't "get rid" by the narcissism by covering it up, hiding, ignoring or criticizing it. Take an honest look at yourself no matter how painful and realize its completely normal to be (and why people are) you'll be able to empathize and understand more
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>>9821144
he's Ivanovic from the club Chelsea FC, he's resting because he's about to do a throw in which happens when the ball has exited the side of the field of play.
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>>9792336
Best clip I've seen in a while.. antonio
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>>9803572
exactly
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>>9822368
What an insecure fuck.
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