Real orgasms

>>9737506
>Real orgasms
>real

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>>9739272
>orgasms

>>9739295
All that piss is probably a pain to clean up

>>9739295
fake

>>9739307
>>9739308

Aannddddd here come the virgins.

/mlp/ is in a different board, virginfags

>>9739316
im not a virgin

i just dont like a chick pissing on me while having a seizure

>>9739316
>It's a virgin telling other virgins they are virgins episode
kys senpai

>>9739316
lol @ this guy, american science education at work

>>9737519
name of girl who sprung a leak?

>>9737506
>>9737519
>>9737544

>Real Orgasms
Those are all fake. Are you virgin or something?

>>9739295
Sauce

>>9737506
>orgasms
>real

>>9740281
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph560888a563e89

>>9740348
>>9739295
wow thanks so much that was the hottest thing i've seen all month

>>9740965
Gotta try this.

>>9740963
EARTHQUAKE!!!

>>9740963
gross

>>9740965
Looks just like Christina Hendricks.

>>9740965
Veronica Avluv

>>9739368
So i hope this isny taken as inflammatory, but could you tell me the science? Because id it exist i want to know where it leans. Also just throwing it out rhere it isnt clear where you stand. Thanks,

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>>9740965
>>9740963
>>9739295
>>9737519

mistaking all that piss with 'real orgasms'

>>9739358
shut up virgin noob hahah go back to /mlp/ le fedora tipper

>>9741709
fake

>>9741709
sauce?

>>9741261
Which pleases me greatly.

>>9741654
calm down there sausagefingers, I can hardly understand you like that :^)

>>9739295
Why did she just piss on the thing

>real orgasms
>only posts women
>real

>>9740963
When 'HowToBasic' Does Orgasms

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>>9744164

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>>9744168

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>>9744175

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>>9744180

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>>9744186

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>>9744203

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>>9744216

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>>9744224

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>>9744234

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>>9744242

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>>9744250

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical banana, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a potassium deficieny. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "BANANA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>9744255

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>>9744264

This is the best possible thread in existence. I literally can't get off if I'm not seeing a girl get off

>>9744272
All I've got. Interested in more if anyone has any. Not piss, not that acting bullshit, but real ones where it's unmistakeable.

>>9743330
saucey for this?

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as the filename suggests, I have no sauce on this one. If anon can help, appreciation will be given

>>9743342
This is great until you realize she broke his dick

>>9744327
She fucked herself stupid!

It's piss.

>>9744353
Tfw I see it D:

>>9737506
sause

>>9744390
It always is.
According to science squirting orgasms are about 95% piss (if not 100%).

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/the-science-behind-female-ejaculation-9987298.html

Science bitches

>>9744353
that dick didnt go broken. You didnt hear SNAP

>>9744327

sauced

http://www.xvideos.com/video11677689/hawaii_girl_sucks_then_fucks_dildo

>>9744327
thats a fake penis

>>9739308
>>9741709
>>9743048
All these fucking virgins, I swear. Even though none of you have ever fucked I'm assuming you've at least jerked off. Have you ever had to stop jerking off to go pee? Ever notice how long it takes to come out? Your erection has to start subsiding first. It's the same for women. They can't just instantly piss during a peak state of physical arousal. And if you can hear how hard that Sybian is vibrating and you can see the swirling motion it's making when she climbs off and you still don't think she would be genuinely aroused then you should probably bust out the bleach. A chick can't be that pleasured and then instantly piss like that.

>>9745146
We are all well aware she didnt just start pissing. But when a woman squirts, 70% of what comes out is piss.

>read up
>gain knowledge
>profit???

>>9743330
not that I dislike FH18 stuff, this isn't real, lol

>>9744175
It's like that worm is trying to break free.

>>9745256
squirting is a made-up fetish that doesn't exist irl

>>9744327
she put on all that makeup for a fucking bath. it's only gonna make her face worse. it'll start running down her face because of the humidity

>>9745503
>spot the virgin

all female """"""""""orgasms"""""""""" are fake.

>>9745543
Stop being a fag, fag.

>>9745554

either feminist or virgin

>>9745503
hahaha,

never fucked a squirter huh?

faggot virgin

ITT: retards thinking that piss = orgasm

>>9744327
adorkablerawr. you welcome

>>9740963
Ass to pussy
Gags

>>9745620

>being this proud of getting pissed on

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>>9745146
>calls others virgins
>thinks "squirting" is for real

>>9745801
is that from faceoff?

>>9745785
>>9745801
bummer for you

>>9745146

Actually, women would be able to. The reason men have that refractory period between arousal and pissing is due to the prostate, and organ not found in women.

You fucking cunt.

I have squirted from masturbating before. It comes just a couple of seconds after the orgasm starts. It doesn't smell, look, or taste like pee (idk if it is or isn't, just that's what I've observed). It's more like really diluted pussy juice in terms of texture/scent/flavour? No idea.

Doesn't happen that often and isn't like some fucked up firehose like the porn vids. Sorry. Wrecked the office chair though. Whoopsie tootsie.

>>9745921
Also, anecdotal evidence so take it as you will, I'm aroused by piss play and have never been able to piss while or immediately after orgasming.

Doesn't discount what you said (women WOULD be able to), I guess biologically we/I could, but from experience it's never happened without a respite (for me personally).

>>9746074
Nobody believes you. Tits + timestamp or you're a dude.

>>9746155
1. I doubt anyone here would believe anything, even with tits and timestamp.
2. How would you even know it'd be the same poster?
3. It's just info from my personal experience. Take it as it comes, or don't. I gain or lose nothing from people being (un)convinced.
4. I'm a fat hairy bitch recovering from flu, not worth losing a boner over.

>>9743342
Never thought I'd get off to donkey sounds

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>there is no reason to fake orgasm in facialabuse right?

>>9744180
sauce?

>>9746058
is that oberyn martell?

>>9746501
my boner wants it to be
lets just say yes

>>9740250
So what's a real orgasm?

>>9739386
still curious about leaky girl's name.

also bump

>>9745921
Thats just not true lol

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>>9737506

>>9739368

It's not piss. Just because science hasn't conclusively proven what it is doesn't mean it doesn't exist. We didn't even know the clit espanded into a butterfly shaped thing under the skin when aroused until a few years ago. If you give a girl medication that turns her urine orange they've found the stuff that comes out during orgasm is still clear. It's a different fluid with only some urine in it.

I bet you think vaginal fluid is pee too you virgin. It's okay, you're just showing everyone here you've never actually given a girl a real orgasm before. No shame in that it just means you're less able to satisfy women compared to real men

YOU'RE ALL FAGGOT ASS KEKS
It's sweat. Jesus. Beta ass virgin shits.

this thread is /gif in a nutshell

>>9745620
This, my gf thought it was weird and was embarrassed, and she wouldn't necessarily"squirt" it was just a little right when she came, worked best to fuck her while using a high power vibrator on her clit, best if I tied up her cute little arms and looked her right in the eye while I fucked her

Damn I miss her

>>9737506
ITT a bunch of retards think they can visually identify a real orgasm.

Unless your dick is in the chick when it happens, you don't know fuck all.

>>9745620
They do not squirt... They piss.

>>9747190
Yes it is fuckin piss. The hell are you on about.

Talking like you just read some study on it.

PROVIDE SOME FUCKING CITATIONS!

Or just shut the fuck up.

Because it is piss.

I know it

And deep down you do too.

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>>9747265
>>9747256


Honestly you guys are getting so butthurt. Just poast some quality porn or GTFO, no one needs to see your pathetic, whining attempts to "prove" everybody wrong and to reinforce your sense of virgin superiority.

Either that or you've just never made a woman cum, because in all fucking honesty, no one cares what it is, it's fucking hot to fuck someone so silly that they lose control of their body, it's a total power trip, so go out, make her squirt, and enjoy life you fags

Until then post porn

>>9747253
If you can see their vaginal and anal orifices spasming it's pretty obvious

>>9744168
>>9744164
These are great. Love closeup orgasms that show the contractions.

>>9744309
I like this but this isnt real

>>9743330
I hate it when they slap tits

>>9746058
Holy shit. Soss?

>>9744186
It looks like her vagina is moaning

>>9744257
Dude, I know this is 4chan, and this is a bit hypocritical, but you might want to go outside and play.

>>9744257
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>9740963
sounds like the zombie from half life

>>9745687
Tfw eurofags won't be able to watch this

>>9739295
You pissed everywhere, great fucking job!

>>9740965
>can see her pushing the piss so hard out of her, that her urethra actually tries to escape her vagina

>>9744353
i dont think you realize how loud that is

>>9747265
>disregard post
>"NO, NUH UH, IT IS PISS BECAUSE I SAY SO"

>>9747265
Check out this virgin

>>9737506
source?

>>9746868
Sauce?

>>9740969
racist

>>9739316
Regardless about what you believe on the subject of female ejaculation, that is clearly just pissing all over a sybian.

>>9745687
I've been looking for this full video, sauce please.

>>9745035

you beau <3

>>9746368
Oh my shit....how can a guy that fucking ugly get paid to do porn.

Oh yea, porn now is just a veil for prostitution.

>>9744257
Huh... Somebody's getting shut down... I wonder why they're fighting over..... Wait, its the internet, its fighting over itself. Lel.

>>9749075
I dont have a link, but its india summer sexually broken 7

>>9747190
>It's not piss.

Holy shit you're retarded. Are you even legally allowed to sign your own paperwork? How do you have an internet connection?

Women produce two types of lubrication from the Bartholin's glands and Skene's glands

Bartholin's glands produce clear lubrication and Skene's glands produce something that looks kind of like semen.

Both glands are located on the exterior of the vaginal opening between the vagina and the inner labia.

Bartholin's glands are located closer to the anus and Skene's glands are located closer to the urethra.

Not every woman has both glans functioning and some women don't have either of them functioning and need to lubricate artificially.

Neither gland is going to produce more than a tablespoon of fluid.

Assuming that a woman has both glands active if you see more than 2 TBSP fluid it's piss.

There's your science.

>>9743371
I chuckled

>>9747190
It's still piss.

>>9745620
>>9745801
>>9745785
>>9745629
can you please

>>9737519
Sauce. Now.
I've been looking for this forever.

>>9747293
>lose control of their body

You know who else does that? The elderly and babies.

Who wear diapers.

Because they piss themselves.

>>9750707
That's just what you want to believe because you're afraid of the pussy. Could you be more overt with you're virginity?

>>9748933
Lily Thai was one of the unsung heroes of my early adolescence.

ITT: Fucking chlidren

>>9750741
cosign

>>9750792
but that's illegal and gross

This girl is something. The orgasms start at 15min and go on for 10 minutes.

http://fantasti.cc/watch/11619490/Tumblr-Girl-Orgasm-Edging-Challenge/

I has her Tumblr at some point but this is the best part, rest was meh.

>>9752168
Yep, 4chan is at least one of those things.

>>9740250
Sounds like you're a bit too stingy with your porn bruh. Maybe you're the virgin here?

>>9744353
lmfao

>>9745696
Goddamn sauce goddammit.

>>9749787
Who the fuck do you think you are with all your facts

>>9740965
sauce

>>9747190
>It's not piss. Just because science hasn't conclusively proven what it is doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Unidentified Fucking Objects.

>>9745801
If you haven't made a girl squirt, you should still be considered a virgin. It's not hard, you just need to beat the shit out of the g spot

>>9753790
Settling the piss/squirt argument once and for all.........
it is tears.
No further comments

>>9754379
or you know, the actual anatomy that one guy posted. that's pretty definitive imo

>>9744353
Or until you take a closer look at her earlobes

>>9755016
Sauce

>>9745146
False. When men become turgid the urinary tract is pinched off, that's why it's difficult.
>urinary tract doesn't become pinched off during female arousal
>seminal fluid is created by the prostate which doesn't exist in women
>female ejaculate comes from the uretha

Put these facts together and you will see that it is just urine.

>>9744164
Moar contractions

>>9743371
topkek

>>9740963
Fuckin Blair Witch Project of camera work here

>>9755026
Holy shit that is fake as hell

>>9747190
>>9749065
>pee goes in the ?
>bladder

>female ejaculate fluid goes in the ?
>nowhere because it's not real

"real orgasm" threads are always a total clusterfuck

>>9747190
Some girls have problems controlling their bladders during an orgasm, hence the squirt. But it's still piss

>>9755016
holy shit sauce

>>9744272
>>9744283
honestly it just seems like a woman doing kegels, anyone can do this voluntarily

>>9746058
>I have a particular set of skills

>>9754379
thanks for the laughs anon

>>9737506
179 replies and 42 gifs
never change anon

>>9743330
Why tf you slappin her tits wtf stop

>>9755239
>lesbian chick that only does lesbian porn exp dick for real.

>>9744196
Fucking kek man I'm dying

No orgasm in this thread is real except for the guys jerking off to it.

>>9753663
I know it's not but that looks like dodger

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>>9737506
orgasm indicators:
>red, scrunched up face
>vaginal and anal spasms
>toe curling
NOT an orgasm indicator:
>faking an o-face

>>9749787
Ha, but have you thought about a higher being, in other words our Lord and Savior, granting the female human a large amount of clear fluid upon climaxing? You should focus more on procreating instead of your pseudo-scientific nonsense.

ok, you all trust me, some of these videos are real, a girl knows how real orgasm looks like.

also, squirting is a thing. if you use porn as educational material, well.. good luck with your life

>>9744862
Holy shit

>>9745503
Then why is it a popular thing

Here you go with a nice cuntgasm. You're welcome.
http://hystericalliterature.com/stoya/

Virgins

>>9749787
mvp

Holy shit, I didn't think so many of you had never given a girl an orgasm.

>>9737506
laffo, the female orgasm is a total myth

ITT:

>virgins telling virgins that they're virgins whilst being virgins themselves

>>9755566
>sequential trips+dubs

confirmed

>>9755205
Ask a woman to do it voluntarily and to try to make the each contraction snap as quickly as a real orgasm. It isn't possible.

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>>9746576
>>9752644

Just for the accout.
Mostly you can tell if they are cumming or not by looking at her contractions, shaking legs, weird movements with the hands and low control over normal speech.

>>9755551
you know, some people actually treat their partners like human beings, and develop relationships based on trust and mutual satisfaction, rather than whatever you pay them.

if you are treating your girl like shit, or just hiring one, her orgasms probably are a myth. good thing such things as vibrators exist

>>9753663
Amarna Miller

>>9749018
it literally says the sauce in the webm, why do you want sauce on something you didn't even look at.

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oc

>>9753790
mate you obviously have never seen a pous before, the g-spot is not a visible thing and it is inside the pous between the anus and the actual pous

>>9755646
who's this?

>>9744257
Fag

>>9748207
Double fag

>>9749787
Fag

>>9744203
What is the tool's name, anyone?

>>9737506
>>>9747265
>>disregard post
>>"NO, NUH UH, IT IS PISS BECAUSE I SAY SO"

itt, beta cucks who never been with a squirter.

Whatever it is, smells like piss.

>>9755016
>>9755055
>>9755165
joey minx and nenetl avril

>>9755646
is this the same girl that got caught in the gym masturbating?

>>9756060

No sauce saddly. I just found it lurkin

>>9749787


So you literally just proved my point. What the fuck are you even talking about dude? You just proved yourself wrong using science. I said some is urine but most comes from those two glands, that is not piss. You just looked up what they were on Wikipedia without even going deeper into it. Some women absolutely do produce more than that from those glands. You can bitch about numbers on paper all you want, but the same way men average 2-5ml of semen during ejaculation some men produce a lot more, and girls who fuck a lot of guys will attest to that. It depends on their bodies. If you actually had experience with the subject firsthand you would know this, but you don't so you think you can prove yourself right using google and all you did was prove yourself wrong..

Do you realize how long it took to figure out that the anterior fornix erogenous zone was a thing? Stimulation of that produces a hell of a lot of lubricating fluid. It also produces powerful orgasms. If you were actually man enough to reach that spot you'd know this already, since it has been obvious to men who fuck women for a very long time, but you aren't so you don't. We do not yet know everything about the vagina since it's very complicated. It changes and expands during arousal so you can't really cut open a cadaver and study an aroused vagina. Speaking like you know what something is while ignoring people stating actual experience on the matter is just ignorant. Ignoring actual observations to the contrary of your stated hypothesis and putting forth a conclusion not supported by the evidence is not science, it's just being a faggot.

I will admit that in some porns they do put water up inside the women between cuts in order to produce more visual squirting but the fact is that if it was only urine then a very good portion of the time it'd come out yellow in these amature videos. Unless you believe women doing heavy physical activity and sweating a lot are all always perfectly hydrated?

>>9756250
>So you literally just proved my point.

The guy didn't quote anyone in his post.

> What the fuck are you even talking about dude?

Yea...

>You just proved yourself wrong using science.

How? He just posted information on female anatomy.

Holy shit man, chill out, smoke a blunt, fuck off, learn to be less of an ignorant asshole.

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>>9755413
the fuck is wrong with you looks nothing like her

>>9756250
it's still piss

>>9745503
Lol they took your bait

>>9755734
I looked it up numb nuts and I didn't find shit so I came back to look for sauce

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Bonus points for Song ID

>>9755529
star trek is popular too

>>9749553
right? its like shes on top of a gremlin

>>9757049
holy fuck

>>9757049
>>9757223
>another hot chick fucks herself up with tatoos

>>9737506
Almost 100% sure this is my sister. Wtf.

How old is this gif?

>>9757296
post some pix of your sister so we can compare and contrast

>>9757302
will do. brb.

>>9755304
>>9747516
worst taste

>>9757049
fuckin love portishead

>>9746934
Those fucking shoulders! Yes.

>>9752421
this is fantastic, thx based anon

>>9757049
Darude-sandstorm ?

>>9755838
the fuck are you talking about

>>9749787
Long-winded screeds like this remind me of similar rants back when I was a young man, when it was an accepted scientific fact that only men were capable of any kind of orgasm. Even among those who disagreed, the prevailing theory was that even if women were capable it could only possibly be via the external clitoris.

You look back throughout history, you see the same pattern over and over again: dude scientists completely failing to understand female sexual biology and just rationalizing their preconceptions through creative interpretations of poorly gathered evidence.

>>9740963

It's the real Cloverfield sequel we all wanted

>>9755636
It's definitely fake, and yes women can fake it to that speed.

- Woman

>>9755433
Is that from DontBreakMe? Who's the actress?

>>9753663
Required viewing. So hot.

>>9745146
>>9747190
i'll just leave this here.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

>>9741709
just because its piss, doesn't mean its not an orgasm

>>9746218
godamit why did ya have to ruin it

>>9740963
PARTY HARD

>>9759079
The vocabulary in that sentence was fine, only phrase I would take issue with is "long-winded screeds". other than that if you think this reply is overly complex you should read a fucking book bro

>>9759204
Guess I got baited RIP

>>9757049
>>9757223

http://de.spankbang.com/hsiw/video/jolene+brody+masturbating+in+the+shower

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love her little moans in this one

>>9748243
because?

>>9740900
You must be real bad at watching porn.

Nobody posted the best one.

A webcam vid or whatever of some guy fingering his girl and she starts squirming, then she pushes his hand away afterward and rolls over

>>9745687
Look at that, matt's finally gets to fuck one.

>>9758697

Squirting is piss, confirmed.

>>9744203
Them some BIG OL PISS FLAPS!!!! Looks like there should be a set of duel tires on each side of them.

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>>9743342

>>9749787
Thanks Sheldon.

>>9749075
https://xhamster.com/movies/3265886/bondage_breeding_leaves_her_shaking.html

>>9745921
this is true, because the urethra also carries semen, urine is inhibited by the prostate valve, and that is also why we have pre-come, to clean the urine away.
in other words urine is bad for sex in MEN.
We can pee, sometimes, but it requires a lot of concentration/relaxation to allow it to occur.

>>9746796
you are a retard
>>9745146
you are either the same retard or a bigger retard

beautifulagony anyone?

>>9759493
Moar?

>>9759615
Sauce???

>>9745146
Except forbwhere men and women are anatomically different. Men can't pee because the blood causing the erection physically blocks the urether, making it impossible to pee.
Women don't have this problem since they don't get raging boners and thus are able to pee when aroused.

>>9755636
>Ask a woman to do it voluntarily and to try to make the each contraction snap as quickly as a real orgasm. It isn't possible.
I'm not a woman but I can do this, pretty sure any female can too

>>9745146
>then you should probably bust out the bleach
I lolled that was actually pretty funny

>>9753663

In all the hundreds of orgasms I have given to young ladies, I have never once seen this leg twitch bullshit.

Seriously, this is fake as fuck. It's easy to do yourself: stick your leg out, tense it up, and start to do little shakes. "OMG I'm having an orgasm/seizure/whatever."

>>9760833
... I can piss with an erection. I've done it many times. Yea it's a bit more difficult but it's doable.

>>9761175
one internet whore started the trend, and then every other bitch latched on to it

you know, because faking orgasms wasn't theatrical enough before

>>9761242

And it's mostly just hard to do because you normally don't want to be peeing at an upward angle.

>>9758697
>"squirting" aka coital incontinence
kek

>>9744808
>>9749008
>>9757296
sauce is 'some girl on tumblr'

-not OP, but someone who was once permabanned for posting this gif on the grounds that it is 'CP'. I appealed it and argued that if it wasn't deleted from Tumblr it probably isn't CP, but ya never know.

>>9761175
I have done it to my girlfriend a bunch of times to the point where she has a hard time walking for the next 5-10 minutes, and I'm pretty sure it's real seeing as I get it myself when I have one of those massive orgasms

>>9755205
Yes, but since she is actually masturbating with a huge fucking vibrator, I choose to believe it's a real orgasm.

>>9739272
Keep practicing, you'll be able to give her one someday when you meet her.

>>9752601
*both

>>9745455
ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>9758413
It's still piss.

>>9744915
>>9748582
>thinking that there is a bone in there
Are you old enough to be here?

God damn the more i read this thread the more cancer i see....
People thinking that there is a bone in their dick when its hard...
People talking shit about squirting without DOING ANY RESEARCH...
Are 90% of you 12?

>>9761766
it's piss dude

>>9761808
This

>>9761175
it's 100% real; just doesnt happen to everyone. i got it twice where it caused a knot in my leg afterwards; i've been with girls where its happened in one or both legs,

>>9761808
Did i say it's not? I am talking about the people that think its some kind of magical female cum

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>>9760073

lo-res but filename will explain why

>>9761870
oh lel. I didn't read the thread closely enough. I thought you were advocating for it not being piss.

>>9748207
You misused the word "gorilla" in your sentence. If you were anyway real in your rant then the word is "guerrilla" when used with warfare. Dumbass.

>ctrl f
>virgin
>1 of 25

never change /gif/

>>9756015

>““““““““real““““““““

>>9759544
dude actually broke his penis

>>9759833
dead

>>9761870
Well, up to 2 tablespoons of it can be apparently.

>>9755551
No. It's just that you're incompetent.

>>9737506
Sauce: https://xhamster.com/movies/2000664/teen_shower_bate_2.html

>>9745146
>Have you ever had to stop jerking off to go pee? Ever notice how long it takes to come out? Your erection has to start subsiding first.
that's because men squirt out semen from the same place, and the body makes sure it doesn't get mixed with urine
the female body doesn't have a function like that because it doesn't need it