I'm virgin

>>9719714

nobody gives a fuck, literally.

>>9719717
I never had sex

as a late virgin, how do someone get unvirginized? anyone was in my situation? how to deal with this?

>>9719778
eaSy prostitute.

>>9719778
go to public places and ask attractive women for their phone number

>>9719818
then fap to those numbers. Cum buckets for sure.

>>9719714
congratulations

>>9719818
interesting, what else?

>>9719714
Enjoy the path to true wizardry, the noblest of paths

>>9719839
I don't enjoy it so far it sucks

>>9719844
Just like the very first time.

>>9719714
Hi virgin, I'm dad.

>>9719714
same.

I got video games to play so I don't mind too much, I've come this far with just jerking off, might as well keep going.

>>9719960
Same here although I wouldn't mind having a gf

I'd want to know how late virgins got themselves unvirginized tho

>>9719714
Dude, why don't you just fuck a hooker and end with all this at once?

turning 23 in 9 days ...

>>9720158
24

>>9720163
18

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>>9720236

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>>9720158
>>9720163
>>9720211
ayy I'm 21, it sucks when I remember I'm a virgin, otherwise I'm just going to work and applying for classes.
I don't expect to lose it in college either, it's community college.
I've been talked into getting a tinder but I dunno

>>9720043
I was a virgin for a long time, just find some bros to stalk the town with if you don't already have some found females to be able to invite to a drinking scene and just be super friendly, as long as the booze doesn't run out your golden, still like dice though feels like, but don't let it discourage you

>>9719714
The song is "like a virgin" by madonna

>>9722653
>still like dice though feels like,
what?

>>9720211
14 :)

craigslist / tinder
remember even if she is a little fat its still better than having a v card may have to pay for one on craigslist so try tinder first

>>9719778
stop watching porn.

seriously.

>>9727983
Is it really that simple?

>>9720043
Sex is overrated; its appeal is substantially elevated by the idea that it transforms you in some way, such that a virgin is a different type of person than a post-sex virgin.

I'm not a different person than I was when I was a virgin just because I've had sex.

>>9726030
>paying on craigslist
lol no

craigslist trick: be bisexual and put two ads out in w4m and m4m.

if you can't stomach that, just time your ads properly. 5pm local time is when you should send an ad up, that's ahead of the nite time horny rush that will ensure your post will get bumped by spam and other horny dudes

have low standards, you'll probably get someone that's average looking but making it clear you don't give a fuck about looks makes women (many of whom think they're ugly regardless of the objective truth) more willing to actually respond

2. respond to people

3. put yourself out there with a kink. It helps.

I Haven't tried in a while, but last time i put an ad out, i just said I wanted to eat some older pussy.

that was specific enough and odd enough ("don't need recip") that i got a few serious bites. One bite was a decent looking married lady with a husband that refused to fuck her, so yeah i started out going down on her but soon she was so horny that I was inside her and anyway this was a year and a half ago and there's a non-zero chance some asshole is raising my kid thinking it's his.

if you're married, have some free advice: eat your wife out now and then or she's gonna go lookin'

>>9728311
Porn isnt like real sex dude. The longer you watch porn the longer you actually subconsciously start to think that sex is like that. Real life sex is similar to porn, but with large amounts of emotional intimacy as well.

If you stop watching porn you will start to treat people, not only women, like actual humans with emotional needs and wants instead of just physical. You need to find an emotional connection with someone then the sex will come once you are both emotional and physically comfortable with one another.

And don't stress it. Remember that sex is what has kept the human race evolving, it is very natural and everyone is capable of doing it.

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>>9728350
>Porn isnt like real sex dude.
This. Just like The Fast And The Furious doesn't depict real driving, porn shows "sex" as super exciting action scene. Real sex is boring to look at but has a ton of intimacy/communication/smell that gets left out of videos online.

>>9725995
He's saying that getting a girl is like rolling the dice. Feels like gambling

>>9728350
>>9728392

6 months after I realized this, I got laid. Having sex won't change your life, but for me it did instill a lot of confidence since it took me until 19 to even kiss a girl, and 20 to actually lose my V card.

It really does fuck with you, and I still don't view girls as I should, but it's improved a million times over the fap twice a day mindset.

21 almost finish college and still virgin...i watch porn 5 times a day sometimes i think i'm fucked up already I gain weight since highschool and don't have any friends left all had more success than me...and new successful friends...

>>9722507
she's riding it backwards so not that impressive.

>>9722653
seems like a good idea thx for sharing

>>9728350
I did not expect to find legit advice on 4chan's /gif/ of all places.

Thank you.

>>9728350
correctomundo

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>tfw 24 and never even kissed someone

Damn dudes i know its hard being a late virgin, i lost it this year with 22... This is what you should do: first of all buy new clothes, have a nice haircut and start doing gym, in a couple months you will be more self-confident! Then start doing things, like anything you like...but with other people. My friend just met his gf in comic con and i met mine in guitar classes. try this and maybe your life is gonna change... sry guys this got a little too serious for a 4 chan gif thread lol but trust me, it works!

>>9733079
I've been thinking about going to the gym lately, can't do any harm.

the only thing is I don't think I fit in this kind of place. Having no friends and staying mostly at home, I grew really thin and paler than normal.

I should grow some balls and just go though.

>>9728350

Dumb slut-positive feminist who doesn't understand natural selection or attractive sex characteristics detected.

>>9728350
i'm a 27 year old virgin and I understand all of this

>>9719714
I'm a virgin.*

FTFY.

>>9722507
In case someone asks, Allie X - bitch

ITT 4Chan
>>9719714

>>9733549

ayyy I'm going down that path too

>>9728392
Sauce on this beautiful video