Massive facial thread

>>9693987
Moar

>>9693987
Small penis is something like cancer, only difference is - with small penis you don't have any hope...

>>9694299
Do you even know what the word 'face' means?

>>9694299
did she actually invent twerking???

>>9694299
>closeup of guys face
old porn sucked

>>9694299
sourc?

>>9694516
what is small??? 5 inches is normal

>>9695082
What site or series is this from?

>>9695094
that stream tho

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>>9695279

>>9696124
anon inst wrong average american penis size is 5.5in

>>9694299
Massive, back-cial??

>>9694299
a literal blast from the past

>>9695645
Knights Visual

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>>9696448

>>9695025
Yeah, they really knew how to fuck things up back then.

>>9695279
Under 6 inches is small, below 5 inches it's micropenis, useless for most of women.

>>9697978
the primary role of benis is to get chicks pregnant. if benis can do that then benis is useful.

>>9694516
why do non small guys like to talk about small penises more than small guys ?

>>9695082
wow.. fertility

>>9698562
My 8 inch penis is literally the only thing I have going for me. Let me have this, Anon.

>>9698562
i guess when you live a sad lonely life and the only thing you can do is put others down because of their dick sizes, it makes you feel that much better for yourself.
not enough to stop the suicidal thoughts though, right?

>>9698577
Absolutely, you're absolutely right my friend, except one thing - my life is so dark and sad, and I'm so lonely only because of my small penis - do you ever heard about causality? Nothing happens without reason, my friend, nothing at all. I can tell you my story - I have IQ over 130, I'm classy, average looking men with good work, luxury car, some expensive motorcycles (only US, UK & Italian) and I had many opportunities invite to date some A-class girls in my life. Also many B-class girls and some C-class sellers too. Last time I was with one submisive cutie from Mensa club (she invited me, not I her) and everything was awesome, but then I realized that cruel truth - I'm just useless piece of shit with pathetic small penis, human waste and holder of defect genes, and nothing can change it - and all was over...

First time when I realized this it was in my puberty, I think around my 17 years. Then I got some heavy mental issues, psychotic collapse and then my OCD started. And that all only because of my small penis. I was with my girlfriend on trip, then I came back to my home, it was late so I got to do some sleep and then everything became so clear - I can never be a real man, never, not with so small penis, I'm just piece of garbage. I was virgin in that day and almost 15 years later I'm still virgin, and I will be virgin until my end, because I don't have any right to love.

Every man with penis under 5 inches should be castrated to protect human race I think, me included. I have only 5.5 inches and with so small penis is not possible to begin a relationship with normal woman. Sad, cruel, but truth.

>>9697978
beep bop boop, virgin detected

>>9698945
Yes, as I said, I'm 30 years old virgin, because my penis is too small for relationship.

>>9698784
If you're as loaded as you say you are why not get surgery dip shit?

>>9698784

Your declaration is incoherent and illogical, troll detected.

>>9699206
I'm not so loaded, I'm just highest level of middle class, but I'm really scared of that surgery - did you saw videos of it? That's pure butchery, literally, and besides - some piece of silicone in my penis can't change anything - my genes will still be corrupted anyway... Relationship with enlarged penis is like relationship after sex change - it's cheating of your partner and mutilation of mankind. No, I'm proud enough to accept my cruel fate and live in dark empty loneliness...

>>9694600
That's what I was wondering

>>9699277

Dude, use the power of your mind to transform your reality!

>>9699340
not sure if trolling or tony robbins.

>>9694299
sauce on this ?

>>9699340
I don't understand what do you mean? How I could transform reality? There is no way how to enlarge my penis genetically without surgery, and with small penis I could never be a real man - that's the point. Maybe if you can change mind of girls, then there would be a chance for normal relationship, but you know girls - they are very cruel a wants only laugh to men with some kind of handicap, especially with small penis. No, there is no way to happy life for me.

>>9700413

Become a Muslim, court a Muslim girl, marry her, bring her home. Problem solved. A good Muslim girl is devoted to her husband, regardless of his penile dimensions.

>>9700413
Hey man you can have good life with small penis, I just have confidence and only go on dates with fat women, never got any bad comments for having 3.5inch dick.

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>>9693987

>>9700548
thats piss u fag

This is the worst facial thread ever.

>>9700449
Yeah, that's very funny, but sadly I'm atheist. Anyway, if I have to try something like this, I would prefer christian girl with hardcore religion thinking, because they want sex only after marriage. Besides, they are mostly sweet and hairy blondes, unlike to muslim girls. Genes must still be clean, you know.

>>9700485
I was in night dance club some weeks ago and one fat cutie was there and she was kissing everybody around, me included. It was funny, because she was so horny and that was great opportunity to quick toilet fucking, but I felt sadness for her - she was so lonely and desperate, same as me, only difference was reasons - I'm so lonely and desperate because of my small penis, she's so down and out because of her fatness. But I don't like fat girls anyway - girl should be perfect for me.

>>9702958
Take some meds, it's all in your head.

>>9702982
But there aren't really functional meds for penis enlargement I think...

>>9703005
Jerk off some more and hope

>>9698784
noice pasta, anusguzzler.

Nowhere is 5.5 inches considered small (I'm bigger, but still defending smaller guys)

My ex told me about an ex who had 2.5"
That's small.

>>9700548
robin williams?

>>9703202
Yeah, but reason why he was her ex is obvious... Man with penis under 5 inches don't have any hope for normal life or enduring relationship.

>>9694299
it may not have been a facial, but that was a huge fucking load, so I'm glad it was here.

>>9694516
lol and here he is blowing awesome loads on women. how's that big dick, anon?

>>9695094
sauce this please

>>9705434
He had just lucky day, because some sick people wants to see small penis cumming - that was his best and possibly also only opportunity in his pointless life...

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kek reacts only

>>9705925
i wish i can cum like that

>>9700548
Someone needed to replenish her electrolytes

>>9705925
i'm fucking dying. great post

>>9698784
That's because you're not supposed to mention your dick size when hitting on women autist

>>9706812
Woman deserves to know everything - that's base of happy relationship...

>>9695061
Salsa bitte

>>9695071
Holy fuck this is hot.

>>9702964
damn thats how she loves it

>>9695025
>old porn

They still do that shit. Worst feeling in the world when you start cumming and then the camera pans to the dude's retarded ass o-face. Ruins it.

>>9698325
I'm dying. Didn't know this was YLYL

>>9694299
Peter North and Nina Hartley.

>>9711443
sauce?

I came here to jack off and instead this thread is filled with neckbeards arguing dick size.
>5.5 inch dick, 6ish on a good day
>have tiny asian GF
>small vag
>make her cum Everytime during sex
>finish on her face Everytime
>Kek at all the neckbears basement dwellers think their 8 inch dick matters
>Kek at all the kisses virgins with 7 inch Dicks who think they're superior

>>9702964
>Damn bro!

>>9705925
same

>>9713762
But they are really superior to me, because large penis is symbol of manhood, you know. I'm just sexless slave and useless piece of meat, god bless for african refugees in Europe, human race will be strong again soon. European girls wants only strong black man with huge cocks, not eunuchs with 5 inch penis like me...

>>9695082
source

>>9713092
An Andalusian Dog

>>9714152
underrated post

>>9714152
kek

>>9698784
5.5 inches is the exact average penis size, it's not small.

>>9703207
kek

>>9702964
OMG SAUCE

>>9699443
Plot twist: it's both

>>9694516
Eh,my penis is slightly smaller than average and I've fucked a bunch of men and women and made them orgasm. It only matters if you let it. Remember that lesbians get each other orgasm and they don't even have dicks and that a woman can only feel the first few inches anyway. Sex for women is pretty emotive anyway.

>>9714258
who told you a woman can only feel the first few inches?

>>9698562
Its true, go on pornhub and find a smaller dick vid. Its almost ALWAYS guys complaining

>>9704104
Plenty of small dicked men have enduring relationships. The lack of confidence around a small penis is what's unattractive, not the penis itself.

I read this on Reddit and i think it was really helpful to me. Hopefully it'll help you too. I feel that girls are thrown off by the fact you mention your dick size beforehand (it's great you believe in honesty but usually that means that you're either a guy bragging which is lame or an insecure person) and insecurity is really unsexy. It sounds like you had some bad experiences earlier in life but everyone matures so don't let what a couple girls said and acted in your earlier life make you think it'll keep happening.

My dick is smaller than 6" and not even thick but I'm happy and my gf is happy.

For a sake I wholeheartedly believe in, I have to make the following statement: If you are a guy reading this, I want you to be comfortable with your cock. Your size is your size, and you should be proud of it no matter what. Seriously. 99% of girls don't care how large your cock is. If it's actually that small, still don't worry! I am infatuated with large cocks, and even after an 8" thick one I have had some pussy-shattering sex with dudes that were well below average. And dudes are so disillusioned with how big their cocks are in general. If you're 5"+ you have literally everything to be proud of, because likely scenario is you're more than satisfying her in the size department. Please trust me on this. If you are still self-conscious or doubtful about your size, then rest assured that toys and other methods of satisfying her in that way more than suffice. In the end, the sexiest thing perceivable is confidence. I have had dudes with literal 'cunt destroyers' be embarrassingly terrible in bed due to self esteem issues. I actually ended up calling a fuck buddy with a small dick one of those nights to come take me like a real man. If you feel sexy, then you are sexy. Period.

>>9714298
Thank you, but even hundred times repeated lies still remains just a lies, period.

Sorry my friend, I don't wanna be ungrateful to you, because you did a lot of work with your opinion, but this is really not truth. I know how woman thinks and no, small penis could never be "ok" for them. Large penis is one of greatest values which you can bring into relationship. You don't have even clue how cruel they are, really, I was some time totally out of life because of them. And why? Yes, only because of my small penis, so thank you again, but you are wrong. Girls are nice to look, but inside they are just cock-wanna beasts. Money, glory, large penis - nothing else matters for them...

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Not really facials but dude cums buckets

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>>9714758

>>9714660
lol stop u self

>>9714758
>>9714765
I need to know this secret

>>9713116
Sinéad O'Connor

>>9714258
I've asked a chick about the first few inches thing, and she said that it was bullshit, and they feel all of it.

>>9717132
Its 10% edging and 90% genetics.

>>9717234
What about supplements? How much can I expect to increase?

>>9717250
zinc, protein, hydration. A lot of your volume is made during foreplay though, hence edging.

>>9717250
I don't know. I tried the "holy grail" that I'm sure you've seen around and it added a little (really it only seemed to make it slightly thicker) but for the cost it wasn't worth it. Plus you don't know what else all that shit does to your body.

Also it is most likely that that Lilu Handjobs lady forces her man to abstain for at least a week between the shoots they do. That'll add a lot to your load.

WhAts with all the crying about having a lil cock, just do pe exercises, jelks and stretches for girth and length gains, simples

>>9713786
100% not gay

>>9717250
i had a lot of success with pygeum. a lot more precum. the lecithin did give more more cum but unless you work out your kegals its not going to shoot out like you want.

>>9714263
>pornhub
source of knowledge

>>9713762
>claims to have gf
>admits to coming here to jackoff

fuck off faggot no one believes you

>>9697978
Nigga please

>>9720228
Holy shit how

>>9720270
There's this thing called fake. That's what this, and a surprising amount of other cumshots in porn are

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>>9705925

>>9700548
oh fuck, they usually cut this part out when i find this scene

>>9714152
its been years, but you finally got me

>>9719843
LOL. Right. Because I'm with my girlfriend 24/7 and I'm not allowed to jack it inside a relationship.

>>9695082
He's like a heavy turret.

>>9694577
>Do you even know what the word 'face' means?
Yes. See >>9695025:
>closeup of guys face
That's facial, no?
:^)

>>9710437
>and then the camera pans to the dude's retarded ass o-face. Ruins it.
So you still think fapping to shemales is gay?

>>9698784
Count your blessings because more than a half of people in the world have no dick at all.

In addition, a half of men in the world have a dick smaller than yours.

>>9702964
Sauce pls

>>9717149
fuck i lold

>>9702964
She's so kind :3

>>9700548

milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made

>>9697978
>Not reaching 7-8 inches by age 18
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>9714758
Plot twist. That "guy" is actually a set of triplets who all take turns cumming on this klixxen wannabe.

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>>9705925
>his balls

>>9700548
R-kelly making a comeback is he

>>9726886
Hormonal disbalance I think, during puberty is very good idea to take some testosterone cure to get your penis larger, but most of parents and young boys don't give so much care to it and then they getting very sad result - small penis... In adult age it's already irreversible, so there are many young men with penis around 5 inches or less, same as me. I wouldn't wish suffering like that to anyone - it's so sad when your fate is life without love or girlfriend and your only future is to die like old virgin one day...

>>9731256
sauce

>>9700548
a new fetish has been discovered.
What's the saus good sir?

>>9722816
>LOL. Right. Because I'm with my girlfriend 24/7 and I'm not allowed to jack it inside a relationship.
>finish on her face Everytime

you don't jack off inside her either tho

>>9695025
I hate this almost as much as when the guy talks, or breathes like fucking Darth Vader.

>>9695025
Solid copy on your last, Chan-actual

>>9731256
Saving for the GameCube in the back

>>9714782
I hate girls so much, why I can't be gay? My fate is to die like virgin...

>>9705925
Lol I wondered how they found an Asian with a big dick then I realized it's fake lol

>>9700548
This is exactly what I didn't know I needed

>>9705925
He says "cumshottu!!" like he's charging his final move.

>>9697978
You've either never been in a serious relationship with a girl or you're baiting.
As long as you're around average size and she likes you she'll be happy.
Under 6 inches is small for all that porn you've immersed yourself in, take your hands off your dick and mouse for once and actually get to know the people you're talking about.

>>9698784
ur fucked in the head

>>9740194
No, my friend, you're wrong, my entire problem is only in my penis size.

>>9737809
Ok, point for you, I really never had a serious relationship with any girl, that's true, but with so small penis it's not even possible - I know how women thinks and they are really disgusting in their minds - they want just large penis (of course also with hard erection instantly when they say), lot of money, expensive car, clothes, phone and other shits and so on. Really, they are solid beasts, disgusting whores and mistake of nature - I hate them all so much. I never met a good girl, never. Better die like virgin than suffer in relationship like that. Luckly I have really small penis (5.5 inches), so I can't actually start a real relationship.

>>9713092
http://www.webmd.com/eye-health/tc/pinkeye-topic-overview

>>9741306
just kill yourself then quit bitchin where others are havin a wank

>>9702782
This

>>9720228
This is the hottest thing ive ever seen evrn tho its fake damn dude

>>9697978
i'm a woman and I prefer smaller dicks. they are easier to suck and if you like fisting then any dick will fill small to you.

>>9713116
Could anyone give me a name or source?

>>9741348
Another wish of death and only because of small penis? Thanks, people with large penis are so kind...

>>9741902
Smaller is 6 - 7 inches, under 6 inches is penis small, but it's also very individual and always depends to men's size... Little man = 6 inches could be enough for most of women, tall man = needs 8 or more inches to satisfy experienced girls... Sadly I'm tall man with muscular body, so I should go to kill myself with so pathetic 5.5 inches...

>>9695025
THIS.

AND IT STILL HAPPENS.