Cervix and urethra insertions

>>9678052
wtf

>>9678061
Oh dear god what?

This isn't healthy. Please don't actually do this and leave it drawn.

well honestly, other than the obvious health risks I'd be surprised if you could have a healthy baby after cervix insertions.

This thread gives me nightmares. Im straight and i actually like seeing male only urethral sounding or with a chick doing it for them. The female version is the stuff of nightmares. a fucking lovecraftian fever dream.

>>9678056
>>9678061
Enjoy your UTIs and permanent incontinence

I dream to see dick actually entering a girls cervix, but I think that only possible in hentai and xray vision. cg artists pls

>>9678052
MORE

>>9679643
There's gotta be a guy with a needle tip penis somewhere.

>>9678052
sage
please leave the catalog page horror-free

>>9678052
MORE

>>9679643
I know Cytheria (or whatever her name was) once had a guy fuck her urethra. I cannot imagine that fucking a cervix would be easy to film.

>>9679643

There's a video of that. I may even have it somewhere. It's not nearly as good as it may sound. Really slow, careful, lot of tools to have her open, tons of lube...I think he did cum in it at the end.

>>9678061
source

>>9679266
I mean, if it's sterilised or what not where would be the issue? Isn't this a form of masturbation for males where they stick some thing up their urethra and it's supposed to feel amazing? correct me if i'm wrong I haven't done a day of biology(urology?)

>>9679820
Sauce

what the fucking fuck

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Stupid online webm converter just could not make it one piece...

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>>9679899
Stupid online webm converter just could not make it one piece...

>tfw no bf to dick me in my peehole

>>9681910
it would hurt or you'd feel nothing

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>>9679643
>>9679867
Its amazing ty

>>9681931
I'm a pretty hardcore masochist. Plus I've heard urethral insertion feels good.

>>9682081
You realize that a urethra and a cervix are two different things right?

>>9678052
Well... It's not every day you learn something on /gif/, but now I know for certain exactly where girls pee from.

>>9679266
ppl like you are boring

>>9683766
Oh shit, i followed the chain wrong and though they where replaying to the urethra videos.

>>9682081
Amazing ty has a video where a giant dicked nigger fucks her urethra like he was fucking her pussy.

Just google for "cock in urethra" or "BBC in urethra".

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>>9684367
>Just google for "cock in urethra" or "BBC in urethra".

Not specific enough

>>9683836
No anon, that's not it at all. That's not how it works.

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it really feels good

>>9684972
moar

This is one of the first things on 4chan in 10+ years that has made me physically cringe.

Holy fucking shit.

Shit like >>9684972 Does literally nothing to me

>>9681931
i'have been doing it since i was14, it reallye makes you get enjoyable orgasms. by the way, im 18 and my ik is fss4ever

I still haven't found a single porn where the girl sticks her nipple into the guys peehole is there anything like this at all?

>>9684972
no lube... what a fucking pro!

>>9684987
Does it have to be live-action? http://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph583eaa56c7966

>>9679643
I read in a medical journal that an older childless couple went in for a medical checkup. A female doctor met with the wife and talked about fertility issues and such. She was too old by then to bear any children but she wanted to know why they couldn't have kids. The couple stated that it was painful for them to have intercourse for a very long time but it eventually was pleasurable, but they never had kids.

The doctors took tests and examinations and found that the husband was trying to fuck her cervix because neither of them received any sexual education and figured that's where the penis goes.

They were a childless couple because they were stupid. Darwin was right.

>>9685099
Don't you mean urethra?

The cervix is literally at the end of the vagina.

>>9684879
It's literally on the first page of videos when you google "cock in urethra"

https://xhamster.com/.../bbc_fits_inside_her_peehole_amazing.html

>>9685110
https://xhamster.com/movies/2913694/bbc_fits_inside_her_peehole_amazing.html

oops

See cervixplay.tumblr.com and cervixfucking.com for a whole lot more cervix play.
peeholeplay.tumblr.com and peeholefuckingplay.com for peehole play

>>9685109
Definitely urethra. One, because I read about this. And two, because if he ejaculated into the cervix, it is likely she would have got pregnant, provided damage to the cervix was not too great.

>>9685246
Sauce

>>9685170
peeholeplay.tumblr.com is a 404

>>9683836
thats the cervix, the gateway to her womb

>>9678052
my uterus hurts now >.<

>>9678582
Exactly... It's even hard to feel the opening to your cervix let alone penetrate it. There was one time when I found it, and it fucking hurt. Just finding where it was, fucking hurt. It's insanely obvious from the way your body reacts to things touching your cervix that you just shouldn't. It filled me with adrenaline, pain and my entire being was saying don't touch it. It's like how we react to the smell of dead things...

>>9685473
And I'm not talking about my reaction to just finding the cervix I mean the actual opening.

>>9685473
Some women are the opposite. My first girlfriend's cervix was orgasmically pleasurable. The easiest way to make her cum was to rub it while fingering her or ram it with my dick during sex. If she was on top she'd bear down and align her cervix with my dick and I'd feel it slam down on my cockhead every time she sunk down on me.

>>9685099
>
good god, you are an idiot

>>9678061
whoa

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A little off topic, but I guess you sickfucks like it too.

>>9684978
So the tied down toddler that was shit on didn't make you cringe but this does? It was a regular sight 5y+ ago. Those 10 years sure sound like 10 min to me.

>>9685082
You wont see the lube, if it's not unecessarily thick, but yeah, there must be little lube, since none accumulates at the entry.

>>9685868
fkin sauce

>>9685920
I haven't seen this episode but I recognized the characters even though I haven't seen the actual show in years. I am a horrible person.

Euphoria- Episode 5

>>9678107
>>9678112
>>9678126
>>9678638
>>9679757
>>9679893
>>9683836
Reddit pls go

>>9685473
Hungry?

>>9682081
Well then

Now I've seen everything

>>9682081
no fucking way

>>9685868
That fucking music, my fucking sides

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I can't really fap to this, it makes me queezy. I mean I did once but not ever again.

I sometimes inject coconut oil up my urethra using a little bottle with nozzle on it. Feels bretty fucking awesome fapping. I've got a bit of a precum fetish...

I've done this about 20 times, no ill effects as of yet.

>>9678061
holy fuck

imagine if you could fuck her ass while she had a vibrator inside her

>>9685180
Or, alternatively, the moron who claims to have "read it in a medical journal" did no such thing because he divides his time evenly between 4chan fapping and storytelling for autistic attention seeking.

"Yeah, I saw a thing this time, it was like on a super total legit thing, like it was a PBS documentary or it was in this like medical journal and stuff, and it was totally like, 'dude, aliens impregnated chimps and that's how humans got here."

It's the same shit that people do to make urban legends fly. Claim that it came directly from a source you immediately know who actually witnessed it exactly, instead of "my cousin's friend's brother's nephew's dog-in-law read it on the internet." The latter is how you get Facebook news.

>>9679777 (me)
>>9682081

That was it. Amazing Ty. Thank you, anon.

>>9687379
jeez man, you really want to stop that quickly

one morning you will wake up with the worst urinary infection of your life

just get a medium sized reusable syringe you can sanitize with boiling water, and instead of oil IDK

>>9679757
Fuck you

>>9685868
I remember that. Wasn't also the same one that was fucked with a screwdriver? There used to be all kinds of crazy fucked shit on 4chan. Now you can't even have a legit game of gmask. Got banned for a few days last I tried not knowing any better. gmask+traps=double-trap

>>9687297
>how2abortion.webm

>>9685352
File name

i had a awesome idea while i was drunk and jerking off. I inserted small diameter plastic tube, about 15 cm long down my uretha, and lost the end of that in there... It's still there. first week it hurted when i stopped peeing, and i could sometimes feel it while moving. but then those stopped, now i don't even notice that it's there. been about 3 weeks now. it can't be healthy to have foreign object in yor bladder, which is why im seeing doctor soon. That will be extremely embarasing.

>>9685099
>I read in a medical journal

You're OBVIOUSLY talking about that urban legend where the guy is fucking her urethra, and you've never touched a medical journal in your goddamn life you mongoloid.

>>9685868
sauce?

>>9688089

I find your suffering hilarious

>>9688089
why do people feel the need to insert stuff into an organ that is intended to be inserted?

>>9688105
Not that guy but this story was "real" in that a real doctor reported the case, it just wasn't verified by anyone but him. I agree that it seems unlikely, but who knows.

>>9688123
>euphoria

Thanks for killing my boner mate

>>9688105
>>9688490
That was a story on reddit. Some nurse posted it as a reply to what had been the weirdest thing that ever happened on the job or whatever generic question

>>9678052
>>9679744
I've seen an episode of Dr G medical examiner where she finds out the woman that died had sex in the urethra instead of vaginally all her life, and she was married.
She never figured out she was having sex in the wrong hole.
That wasnt what killed her afaik.

>>9685529
>being cool on the internet

>>9685455
That's because it was stolen by the government!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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>>9685868
>not posting the superior version

>>9687490
maybe this is what "one man one jar" was going for.

>>9679856
I enjoy sounding myself, and the sounds don't NEED to be sterile for a man since our urethra is designed to clean itself. A woman's urethra isn't though, and what they're inserting is far from sterile.

Also I'm not that guy you responded to and think these gifs are super hot regardless.

>>9690899
>the sounds don't NEED to be sterile for a man since our urethra is designed to clean itself
Yeah, nope.

>>9690938
Idk man, my goal is to get a girl's index finger all the way in my cock and that shit ain't sterile. I've put lots of stuff up there that wasn't sterile so far with no issues too.

>>9678061
Oh fuck I need source, anal while sounding is rare

I was so excited thinking this would be a femdom female on male sounding thread. But no... ):

I tried starting one once and nobody responded sadly.

I have a two woman watching me from time to time doing solo sounding since apparently it's rare to be young, fit, have a big cock and the ability to take sounds up to 14mm. But it's 1000x rarer for a woman to be into this! It took me FOREVER to find people interested... Unless I were looking for dudes, they are all over this stuff usually.

>>9691005

I can do this already considering I can do it with my own finger, which is rather large. Trust me, it's worth it.

Also to add on the sterile issues...I've been doing this from 17 till 23 now so 6 years total and never had any of my sounds or objects totally sterile. Never had any issues at all.

HOWEVER, it IS better to do it sterile of course but just don't go too deep.

>>9678061
http://www.xvideos.com/video20940611/drinking_anal_piss_enema_and_peehole_play

>>9687401
That's tame shit that a lot of people have done anon included

>>9690022
best ylyl

>>9693516

Nice find. Now I have plans for my wife this weekend.

>>9678052
Sage

>>9694861
y tho

>>9685868
salsa on song

>>9682081
Fuck women are disgusting.

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>>9685868
>>9690022

my fucking sides

>>9695601

William Tell Overture. Climax starting at link

https://youtu.be/qOofwWT3Edc?t=3m34s

>>9682081
How to truly breed a woman...

>>9685523
you are mistaking cervix with clitoris

>>9696551
no anon he said what he said, I've been told the same by some women, one of them only liked it if she could top and grind the head against her cervix after warming up

>>9695814
>>9695817
>>9695821
>>9695826
what's this?

>>9698538
a video where they insert eels into her asshole then make her watch as they swim around inside.

Isn't cervix penetration supposed to be possibly fatal?

Why would you stick something in there when you've a fucking glove PURPOSE BUILT For this infront of it?

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>>9687297

HERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NONONONONO

>>9690022
top fucking kek

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>>9688490
>>9688105
>>9685099

It's from a book on medicine, but too me as a medic, the story seems fishy.

>>9687297
NO

NO NONONO
NO

>>9684879
>>9684969
>>9684972
>>9685246
Obviously you didn't read OP.

>>9684969
That is actually quite painful (personal experience) :I

>>9687297
Did she died?

>>9696445
that's the urethra you stupid nigger

>>9693516
That link reads more like what a 13 year old with Tourette's might shout at a dinner party than a porn film.

>>9691633
jesus christ

>>9691633
>>9691644
>>9691660

Why is nobody bothered by this shit what the fuck

Nice dubs tho

>>9696551
You've never had sex, have you?

ITT: Newfags

Get out you fucking normies holy shit did you discover 4chan yesterday or something

>>9703878
you must be new to the internet

>>9706423
Projecting much?

>>9698611
sauce?

>>9691633
Screams gave me chills. Still fapped to it though, lmao

>>9695838
god, that looks so beautiful

>>9685099
Not right often enough though.

>>9691633
I couldn't be the only person made to laugh full heartily by this...

>>9685868
nice to know that Japan is making substantial progress on their own LHC project

>>9691587
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>>9691580
Jesus Christ is that blood?

>>9685523
One of my exes was very short and I could penetrate her cervix while fucking if I put her ankles behind her ears for maximum depth, she loved it but could only handle it for so long.

My current girlfriend likes her cervix being rubbed/touched/fucked also.

>>9685868
ikr, there are people cringing when they see regular, CONSENSUAL BDSM in the rekt threads. Seriously, wtf.

>>9703878
Because it's fully consensual pro porn you stupid fucking fag! Why the hell would ANYONE be bothered by it?

>>9710740
You're getting cervix and fornix mixed up. There's no physical way a penis can penetrate a cervix, not unless you've just spent several hours dilating it or she's just given birth minutes before. The "pop" you feel is your dick sliding past the opening to her cervix and into the fornix behind, not into the uterus itself.