Good wife!

nice, got more?

>>9658317
>Weekly BJ's

Lol, is that supposed to be the gold standard now?

>>9658317

nice, married for 4.dated for 8 years, i've cum once to one of her bjs. Im jelly, my wife is pretty hot though so she has a pass of being a bj failure

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After 14 years, weekly BJ's are pretty nice. Here's another one. She's shy so I use hidden cams.

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Another of the good wife.

how old are you 2?

>>9658439
>She's shy so I use hidden cams.
you probably shouldn't post without her knowing, anon

>>9658510
>you probably shouldn't post without her knowing, anon
kys faggot

>>9658345
Been married for 3 years and blow jobs are like 3 times a year....maybe 4.

A romantic holiday like vday or anniversary.

And just about every 6 months .

So yeah that guy is living the dream by married standards

>>9658348
i feel your feels, girlfriend for 5 years. plenty of BJ but only cum like 2 or 3 times

>>9658524
My wife makes an effort, I've got to give her that. It's just that it's like me throwing a baseball with my left hand, janky and awkward. Sad!

>>9658522
Sounds like you just married a shitty grill.

I have never had the heart to tell her she's awful at it. I just pretend I'm not into it then and move it into either actual sex and hand action. Hand job is better than her bj by orders of magnatude

>>9658568
Same here.
I think this is problem most men in half decent long term relationships have.

>>9658568
Just fucking talk to your partner ffs, stop being such a pussy

>>9658568
my ex wife gave the best blowjobs of any woman I've ever been with... come to think of it... she still does!

>>9658568
gee maybe you should fucking tell her how to do it right you fucking niggerfaggot

I get them almost every day sometimes more than once a day.. I've been with my wife for 16 years...

>>9658560
Most of them are. Almost none would give weekly blowjobs for 13 years. That's 672 blowjobs.

>>9658733
Lol - no they aren't. I've been married 5 years this last August. I get on average 2-3 a week.

The fact that you think getting that few is normal makes me sad for you, bruv. :(

>>9658522

Do you do oral sex on your wife or just wait to get some?

>>9658317

My wife doesn't give blowjobs because she thinks it is gross.

I have forgotten what a BJ even feels like.

This makes me sad...
But also makes me realize how lucky I am... I hardly ever lick my wife's pussy.. Every once in a while.. But she wants to suck my dick everyday...
I told her right at the beginning of our relationship that if she wasn't going to do it, there were plenty of other chicks that would.. Thankfully she took that to heart...

>>9658830

Don't be sad for me man. I never cared much for them anyway. Pussy always feels better than a mouth.

>weekly BJ's
Fucking cuck

>>9658804
>My wife doesn't give blowjobs because she thinks it is gross.
>I have forgotten what a BJ even feels like.
>My wife
Why did you marry it?

>>9658568
So don't. Don't tell her she's awful. Just tell her what to do different. "Hey bitch, could you try not using your teeth?"

>>9658439
#nochin

>>9659309
I had this video favorited on XVideos but for some reason the uploader removed it. Been thinking about it for a long while.

>>9658568
Married for 3 years and together for 5 here. She gives pretty good BJ but I still prefer to cum in her pussy. In average let's say 6/year, usually on her period.
Idk if it's a matter of luck but I've got BJ from 5 girls and all of them with a score >8/10

Seriously. I used to wonder how a woman could be so bad at something that had to be massively fucking easy with minor effort, before I realized it's the norm for women to suck at BJ's and they think we should just be grateful that they give one at all. Truth is, most women are bad at sex in general and can't be bothered to try anything much beyond "letting" their partner do things TO them.

High on the list of a woman's "I'm a sexual goddess" list: she gives the occasional lousy BJ, she's tried anal but generally avoids it, she moves her ass in circles during doggy (seriously? Is that supposed to be next level shit?), and she awkwardly talks "dirty" with no comprehension of the fact that describing missionary sex with a little panting isn't "dirty" by guy standards anyway.

And then they wonder why their date doesn't call back, why their boyfriend won't marry them, or why their husband is bored out of his mind and wants to fuck other women just for variety or watch porn of women who can at least fake enthusiasm for pay.

As a guy, you're supposed to figure out all the signals and give her a perfect sexual performance, entirely focused on her needs. If she gives a BJ, though, your supposed to act exactly the same way as when a 4 year old shows you their drawing. "Uh, yeah, that's wonderful! Great job! That a very nice...um...whatever!"

Well, at least the dumb bitches are satisfied with completely meaningless praise and you've got a free place to stick your dick for a while.

I've never understood the appeal of blowjobs. Its nice and all but given the choice i would rather fuck a pussy or lick an armpit

>>9660152
you will have more fun fucking if you get over yourself.

>>9660196
Exactly. You don't understand the appeal because most women suck at blowjobs. They suck at it because they don't try, or because they already think they're experts because they read an article in Cosmo that said if they do some stupid WTF shit in the middle of a BJ it's supposed to "blow his mind." They suck at it because they are entitled little brats who think the fact that they're putting it in their mouth already gives them 99 out of 100 possible points.

Find a woman who's infatuated with you, who wants nothing more than to please you. BJ quality goes up exponentially because there's a little fucking EFFORT and she'll PTFA to what you seem to like.

Men have unfortunately taught women that sex is supposed to be all about them.

>>9658317
I didn't realize how lucky I am. I have been with my wife for over 25 years. She makes me cum daily, sometime multiple times per day. She sucks my cock 8-10 times per week minimum, fucks when she's horny and even does anal. She watches porn and doesn't care if I jerk off to it as much as I want or cam with girls online.

I think most guys would consider her a slut even though I am the only one she's ever fucked to date. She'll get naked in front of anyone (we're nudists), she'll fuck me or suck my dick in front of anyone if she's in the mood, she likes to watch people fucking or jerking off and will openly masturbate along with them. She'll instinctively spread her legs when a guy talks to her on the beach (she didn't even know she did this until one guy thanked her for giving him a nice view). She'll let anyone on the beach who gives her a compliment touch her tits. She likes to cam with strangers to see if she can make them cum.

I guess it is a trade off. All girls are sluts, but some have repressed it better than others. We've been as honest and true to each other since we met long ago and the result of that openness is I'm a pervert, she's a slut and there is lots of fun and sex to be had as a result.

>>9660222
Don't let your girl read Cosmo. I swear, I've had to stop her with about a half dozen weird things and say, "hey, babe, why are you doing that?" Yeah. Cosmo. Stupid, ridiculous shit. But we laugh about it, I appreciate her enthusiasm, and we've just agreed to communicate a lot during sex so we can really push each other's buttons. No more Cosmo.

http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/the-best-of-ridiculous-tips-for-a-miserable-sex-life-emcosmopolitan-em-edition

Man up and have reactions and feelings in your relationship. Or leave ur girl/wife and explore the nightlife.

My girl lets me creampie her throat. We didnt get there overnight, 6 yrs ago she didnt even want to give me blowjobs. Now I take all 3 of her holes

>>9658522
Been with my girl 2 years and I get bjs everytime I see her. You have a shitty grilll maneee.

>>9660262
Wife and I summarized Cosmo as:
236 Ways to drive Him Wild!
1. Show up naked, bring beer (beer optional)
2. Show up, get naked, forget beer
etc

>>9658317
>>9658439
Been married for 14 years and blowjobs are like bigfoot. People swear they exist but cant remember the last time I got one.
>>9658510
Yeah...this could go away.

>>9658804
ITT: poor decision making

>take note young anons, dont marry the shit ones. duh.

>>9660598
Also. Havent had sex in over a month. 3 months before that. I have quit asking (begging).

>>9660609
This is truth. LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES!

I've been with my girlfriend for a little over 3 years now. Now that we're living together I get almost daily blowjobs. She says they turn her on and that she's almost cum from giving them before. She recently started licking my ass on occasion, which is a plus. Anal on holidays, birthdays, some period days and whenever the odd mood strikes her.

...weekly? BJ's are a must on every sexual encouter. Don't any of you faggots foreplay?

I trained my ex to give killer bj's. She sucked at them at first, but over time I would just give little suggestions, until I preferred getting sucked off to regular sex, something I never thought would be possible to me. It's a shame it took about 6 months to get to that level, and we broke it off after about 1.5 years

>>9660682
The foreplay just doesnt stop.

I'm lucky. I've been with my girl for 14 years. She gets really turned on when I fuck her mouth.

Soooooo, am a girl who can't make my bf cum when giving him a bj, I'm still new to everything (him being my first time and all) so what can I do?

>>9661664
Some guys can't cum from a bj. I for one can't.

>>9658522
I give her oral

>>9658553
>Sad!
this trump-posting meme has got to stop

>>9660512
After years of not being 16, you'll realize that most girls don't like doing that once they're out of high school.

>>9661664
Try learning how to bj maybe?????

>>9658522

>>9658522

wtf the fuck

was married six years and had BJs pretty much every day...accounting for a a few days missed here and there, that's still around 2,000 blowjobs

divorced her because she thought the earth was 10,000 years old...even 2k of head is not worth that sort of crazy

also, checked

>>9660152

preach my brother

>>9658842
It's a dominant thing for me plus no babies = fuk ya

>>9661664
use your hands as well. I personally can't cum from a blowjob unless it's being stroked too.
also, if it feels like your mouth is too tight, it's not. Tighten up. No teeth though.

>>9661664
Alternatively rub tits on penis. Learn good mouth/ hand technique. Practice deep throat. Mind the balls and repeat. love it make sure he knows it

>>9662065
Im not married but GF for almost 3 years, never done BJ she hates penises... i dunno what im doing guys

>>9658568
Why do people fucking do this. You settle for shitty sex when you could take 3 seconds out of your life to encourage her to improve. If she gets mad about it you shouldn't have married in the first place.

two disgusting pigs

>>9662154
its what it takes to get married i guess

>>9659309
that is love right there. Holy shit.

My wife had jaw surgery and my dick's pretty wide, so blowjobs don't really work. Her pussy's tight though so thats nice.

>>9659429
> it?

Reasons why you're going to die alone.

Play with his ass while your sucking his cock

Married 1 year and lucky to get fucked once a month, then this fucker comes along...

Well played, OP

>>9665569
LOL, wishbi got sex as much as BJ'S!

>>9658317
>weekly BJ's!

C U C K

>>9662154

sometimes man, it's not even about you. it's about her feeling like she does a good job. my girlfriend of a few years likes to give me head, and is kinda boring with it. she's a sweet girl though, and i'd rather just enjoy the boring bj and let her think she's rocking my world. it gets her wetter, and she enjoys the sex more.

it's more than sex with chicks, they need a buildup, a story, maybe a bridge.

>>9658317
how fun is that having bj from the same woman for 13 years

My wife gets cold sores on her upper lip. She wants to give head and get good at it, but I refuse because its risky.

Married for 9 years. Started off fucking constantly. Then we both got jobs an started school, no time/energy for sex.

Also, her libido is directly tied to her mental state. We went through several periods of depression, anxiety, etc. Dog died, lost jobs, family issues, etc. Sex dwindles then. Longest we've gone without having sex is probably 4-5 months.

When things are good, it's weekly. Expect it to increase when school is over.

Also, she loves when I cum inside her, so we both prefer that. We've attempted anal, but never actually did it. I stick my finger in her ass sometimes, but she has to be in a certain mood.

>>9666643
it gets boring after 3 weeks

>>9661664
Ok. These guys are all right....sort of. Different guys like dofferent things. The best thing you can do is sit down with your bf and tell him you want to make him cum from blowing him but don't really know how so you want his help in knowing what feels good. Listen to what he says and try them. Try new things. Surprise him with practice sessions that may not include sex.

Some guys aren't going to be able to tell you that you need to use your hands more. Or that they like/don't like teeth. Or whatever. In that case you are going to really need to pay attention to his body language while you are blowing him. The nioses he makes or doesnt make. Is he starting to thrust or just kind of sitting there. Stuff like that.

For me, no teeth. Not a big fan of messing with my balls but feel free to play with my ass (need lube). Medium suction. Lots of tongue. The wetter the better and if your mouth isnt working me your hand should be. If you are just sucking on the head I will get to sensitive and you might as well stop so dont forget the shaft.

Hope this helps.

>>9662035
no you're just a loser with a boring cunt of a wife, and more likely you're out of shape and disgusting

>>9662154
women are emotional fucking wrecks if you do anything but explicitly compliment them

>Aren't I great at this?
>Yeah you're good
>Good? You're saying I'm not great?

>>9666687
4-5 MONTHS without sex

how do people do it... a big factor in the breakdown of my 5 year marriage was sex went down to twice a week so i was on edge all the time pissed off and paranoid of what the fuck was going on with her. if a week went by without sex i just assume we are getting a divorce

>>9669194
Dude, 2 years is nothing. The guy is right.

>>9669212
Are you referring to 14 year old girls, or do you only associate with shitty women then? Because it has to be one of the two.

My girlfriend of three years has this problem where whenever we have sex her urinary tract gets bruised, which I assume is due to low iron in her blood, and she needs to take a week of antibiotics for a urinary tract infection which have a chance of causing kidney problems and reducing her ovum count. Also they're expensive, so we both pledged a year of no sex, but I still get BJ's every time I see her.

Before anyone calls me a cuck, I've been with her to the walk-in clinic and to buy the antibiotics, so yes it's all real

>>9658568
How the fuck is she supposed to get any better if you dont tell her what you like you grandiose retard

>>9669220
Three years I've been married. Haven't had sex once. She has some sort of mental block that doesn't let anything up her pussy.

>>9669293
Mine gets lots of infections too. Not sure if you've been told this but easy tips that help a lot
1) Always wash both before and after sex (both of you)
2) She should take a piss immediately after sex
3) She should drink lots of water
4) Cranberry juice modifies her ph and keeps e.coli away
5) Never go from ass to vagina directly

I suck my guy all the time. But rarely till he cums. I don't like the taste of cum. So I suck him till he almost looses it. Which doesn't take long. Then stop and let him calm down before fucking him. This is almost every day. Unless he decides to rarely take charge take me.

>>9669485
Can confirm this, the only time my girl got a UTI we were drunk and fell asleep without cleaning and her without peeing. Usually do everything posted here and never had a problem.

>>9662035

My girl has a higher sex drive than me, fucks me everytime she sees me when we are at either of our places coupled with bj most times beforehand.

She lived with me for 2 weeks and we fucked every night. Shes 25.

Bumping for crowd wisdom

>>9662035
My girl is 40 and has sucked my dick daily since she was a teenager, unless she wants to fuck that day. I don't even have to ask. Sometimes more than once a day. Swallows too.

>>9659389
>Fucking cuck
Fucking kid

You can date a human vacuum cleaner all you want and call yourself the Alpha of the Alphas....

...but once you marry the cunt, and sign the papers, the deal is sealed and she'll owe you nothing. they can switch like that on you.

Bait n' switch happens with best cum-guzzling girlfriends....but once you have kids of your own, she's gotta realize she'll need to kiss her children with the same mouth you blow your load into. To her that's morally disgusting. Basic sex can still be there, and still be good; occasional anal on friskier nights....but BJs are out.

But guys just want a good BJ now and then. So what are you going to do? Get a hooker? Right, even if you survive not getting stabbed by her or her pimp, and leave clean without herpes; hope that your wife doesn't catch you, she'll divorce you and take half your stuff, then half of the other half and call it "child support".

enjoy the BJs while can, it's not going to last.

>>9669744
False. Been married for 10 years, had a kid for six of them. Sex is still great, and I get regular blowjobs. Like, twice or more a week.

>>9669758
I'm sure there are wife that still play the 'personal fuck toy' after they marry. I'm not discounting that.

But something 'does' happen in the marriage that diminishes the frequency of BJs.

With her for 15 years, married for 10, 2 kids. Fuck every other day, lots of BJs, anal play, light bondage, just got into spanking. The secret? Marry your best friend, talk about what you both like, make time for each other, and try out new stuff. Also, if you like subs, marry the oldest daughter of a catholic alcoholic.

Married 5 years now. 2 BJ's since the wedding. Probably have had sex less than 50 times. If it wasn't for Craigslist whores and side bitches I think I would have killed myself by now.

>>9658317
>weekly
>OP is proud

I've been married 20 years and if I was only getting one blowjob a week, we'd be in marital counseling or she'd be getting hormone therapy to boost her sex drive.

>>9658317

>>9669744
Sounds like you married the wrong girl.

>>9670256
Ouch, is there a reason why for the lack of sex?
"Got married and suddenly don't feel the need to satisfy the husband sexually anymore" situation?

>>9658759
What makes someone feel the need to lie on the internet?

>>9658317
haha, that sucks to be you. My wife doesn't like to give head. however, my girlfriend who lives with us sucks my cock everyday and she fucking loves it. theres nothing better than a girl whos enthusiastic about sucking your cock. i do not envy you.

>>9658348
Hell my wife rarely sucks on my dick to make me cum, maybe like once a year ill cum but its not like a hard cum, more like I rush to cum because she makes BS excuses why her mouth hurts or something else, but she can talk on her phone for hours with having a mouth cramp.

>>9658804
kill yourself...

>>9658317
fucking looser, I've been with my girl for 10 years and she still sucks me 3 times a day. ur married to a cunt m8

>>9660235
I didn't realize how lucky I am. I have been with my wife for over 25 years. She makes me cum daily, sometime multiple times per day. She sucks my cock 8-10 times per week minimum, fucks when she's horny and even does anal. She watches porn and doesn't care if I jerk off to it as much as I want or cam with girls online.

Holy shit man, If I could get my wife to just do half of all that It would be godlike goodness.

>>9669453
So why are you with her.

>>9670457
Having an education can do that to a woman.
Rather my wife be able to form coherent sentences.

>>9659309
damn that woman is a champ, she could take gold in the dick sucking olympics

This is the saddest thread on 4chan, and that is saying something

>>9659309
>>9659970
>>9664638
happy fapping
66838/asian-facefucking-longer-version/

>be with girl for over 2 years
>sex is good when we have it
>the problem is it's infrequent (last time was September)
>I'll go down on her no problem
>she is reluctant to blow me
>she has emotional problems
>don't like bringing grievances up since she has problems with self worth
>love her with all my heart so breaking up is out the window
what do?

This thread gave me feels...

My story: cohabiting/married for 4 years, she's a shy girl, at first I thought she is a secret pervert, turned out she's asexual. Prefers hugs to fucking. Quite good at giving head, and actually likes sucking, but almost never initiates it. Okay with vaginal sex, okay without it for six months (she stopped taking pills due to medical reasons and I'm paranoid about pregnancy, condom alone seems not reliable enough).

Anal is my #1 fetish and she has a nice ass and a talented asshole (she can gape at will, just by assuming the face-down-ass-up position). But alas, she don't get any pleasure from it, and she's afraid to get me dirty. So we have anal, like, 2 times a year. Frustrating.

She gets off by using a shower, she don't even masturbate as girls typically do. The only thing that gets her horny is yaoi, she's very much into it. She once said that she would love to have a dick and "fuck everyone", so I guess there's a shade of FtM in this all. But mostly, she just don't understand why people may want to have sex with each other.

I love her, she is cute and funny, but sexual frustration drives me insane.

>>9669485
We had the same problem with UTI, and I can confirm this works. Also:
6) Never let her sit on cold surfaces.

>>9670528
break up with her and find somebody more stable and less shit. Unless you can tell me how she is the special snowflake that can't be replaced by many other women.

>>9670458

Could start by just masturbating whenever you want and making sure she knows. A lot of chicks feel obligated to help if that is happening and if she doesn't feel obligated, at least you are to the point of jerking off when you like.

I have to wait until everyone goes to sleep since I work nights to fap to porn if shes too tired to fuck (all the fucking time), she hates porn so bad that she claims i'm a sickco for floating the idea of even watching it to make ends meet. I mean shit she barely can take the time to stop and rub my hurting back let alone give me a half-assed BJ now days. We been married for 9 years and dated off and on in high school, back then sex and BJ's was 8.5/10, now after kids things has went to shit (6/10 and she bitches about everything all the time.

My advice to single guys is do everything you ever wanted to do in life sexually, keep all doors wide the fuck open and don't commit to shit unless you are ready to have your freedoms cut short.

If you have the idea to marry just to be sure to have sex daily or often maybe going to escorts would be a more suitable and cheaper alternative.

>>9658560
i guess its pretty good for a grill though...

>>9661973
not for the next 10 years

>>9658317
13 years?...Trade her in for a newer model.

>>9658317
i married a stripper hoping for a lasting sexual adventure. i was upfront and direct about this. she decided shes ready to home body now, which means sex and sexual acts are no longer a priority. shame. what a way to throw away 8 years.

>>9670641
>breaking up is out the window
>break up with her
you know how every love song you hear is fucking retarded and you say to yourself "that person is way too dependant on them" or "they're really playing that up to make it sound nice" that's what I actually feel, it's nearly indescribable the joy I feel when I'm with her (when she's not doing something annoying). plus I fear she is my only chance for a wife, I'm not that good of a catch

>>9670572

Are we dating the same girl?

>>9673136
try to help her go to a psychatric for some help. you cannot take away her problems, but you can support her in finding a way to get along in life. more self esteem and solving the problems she has might give the two of you a chance for more freedom and independence, which also improves sex life.

at the same time, take care for yourself, talk openly about what you want and need and don't let her use you just to get acknowledgement/reassurance to bolster up her weak character.

>>9662065
Ha ha! What'd she become a Jehovah's Witness?

>>9672965

I'm on my fourth wife, 20 years younger. Definitely an upgrade.

>>9659309
>Chun-Li gives E. Honda a BJ

>>9662154
>>9662154
Marriage: the end of a perfectly good sex life.

/gif/ is now /disc/

anyway, i feel blessed my gf of 1 year loves to suck cock. it's always included in foreplay

>>9658522
patetic

>stop be a manchild
>stop watch animu
>stop play vidya
>go to the gym
>eat your wife's pussy