Selfcest

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>>9638717

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>>9638722

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>>9638730

Web converter doesn't do some formats so I'll finish tomorrow.

>>9638722
>>9638717
Well that is just extremely terrifying

>>9638887
There is no God.

yo nigga what the fuck lmao

Moar!!!

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>>9638887

>>9638887
>>9638730

WHAT

THE

FUUUUUCK

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here u got

>>9642052
I would if I could.

People pretend they wouldn't do this if they could, which is bullshit.

I've sucked my own cock, ad I've managed to get a few inches of my cock up my ass. Both are amazing, both feel great.

But I'm a raging bisexual cum loving ass licking deviant, so there's that.

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>>9638887

Never bothered to try and get my own cock up my ass. I did used suck my own dick religiously when I was much younger, but sadly age has made that wonderful event something of a massive pain to return to.

During my glory days though, I would get so fucking turning on by getting my lips around my shaft. Started doing it when I was around 12 or so. I really hit my stride in my mid-to-late 20s. By then, I could get throat the damn thing. I loved it when I'd pop and after the orgasm died down, I'd just rest with it in my mouth until I went soft. I'd occasionally cum on my face for variety. That was fun as well, but cleanup was a nuisance.

Ahh, to be able to return to my youth.

>>9642280
How old are you now?

I taught myself to self fuck in like ten minutes, it's pretty cool

>>9642284
Over 40.

http://sendvid.com/8ijv8axp

>>9638730
>>9638887

How the fuck would you do that once you actually got hard though? Unless you're dick is already broken, I guess.

>>9642052
>>9642065

If I could do this I'd never leave the fucking house

Any tips on doing this?

>>9642393

>If I could do this I'd never leave the fucking house

Sure you would, if only to find new and interesting places to do so.

>>9642393
You just don't let yourself get all the way hard

>>9642052
don't fucking lie if you could suck your own dick you would. is it gay to jerk your own dick? no. so it's not gay to suck your own dick as long as you don't suck other guys dicks. simple.

>>9638717
wouldn't that be called autocest?

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>>9638887

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>>9643112

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I love this! Just got back into doing it. I used to be able to get my whole cock in my mouth to the balls. Also getting back into self fucking which id find easier.

>>9643442
I can self fuck, but not self suck. I've only been able to lick the tip.

Anyone doubting it should wipe their asses and give self fucking a try. You'll cum so quick you'll wonder why you didn't do it earlier.

>>9639336
not really, pretty hot

There are so many dudes out there trying to fuck themselves right now thanks to this thread.

Holly fuck

>>9643695
my dick is too short. its only 6 1/2 inches. i cant reach my butthole. I think i need to soften up a bit.

>>9638717
>tfw my dick isn't big enough to do this

>>9639344
kek all debate is over

>want to try it
>feel like prep work wont be worth it

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OP here. Don't do it anons.

I get rock hard too quickly for this to be possible

>>9643972
already had one, got both balls repaired. cant happen again. if thats the worst thing that can happen, im gonna keep trying.

>>9645780
Have you ever been successful in performing this maneuver?

>>9643972
Thats why you don't handle your balls like play doh.

>>9646549
not yet . but im still trying. ill get it sometime.

I think my penis might be too short. About 5 3/4 inches

>>9648247
Actually nvm, just had to flip it round. Can't get in it yet but working on it.

>>9648286
offer technique? Flip it around? the fuck. Im 6 1/2 inches and i just spent the past 30 minutes trying. I can get my tip to my anus, but i cant get it in the sphincter.

>>9648247
>>9648286
jesus i gota go to bed

>>9648168
Godspeed

>>9648362
Like, before you start stretching it towards your hole, just twist it upside down gently, it shouldn't hurt. It should be so that before you start stretching it, when it's in the normal position, the bottom of the head should be facing more or less upwards. You've got almost an inch over me so unless you're really fat, this should be enough to give you some more stretch.

I have had success both in self suck and self fuck. I couldn't totally enjoy self fucking, though. If it gets hard, I can't bend it, if I bend it, I can't get it hard. Feels really good though

Any tips to make it go inside?

>>9652528
Plenty of lube, maybe play with your asshole a bit with your fingers to stretchit out before you put your dick in.

>>9645780
Hey man, nice shot
[spoiler] fucking kys [/spoiler]

>>9645444
>>9645438
>>9643442
I've been looking for these vids for a while now.
Does anyone have a source?

>>9642280
Can confirm that it get harder with age...and I'm not even 30 yet.

>>9646731
kek

>>9642424
I can suck my own dick, and do it sometimes if I deem it worth the hassle kek

I quit making webms for the thread due to constantly getting post op trannys in my searches. Keeping a thread alive isn't worth my fetish.

Dang, this was an awesome thread. Never in a million years did I think this was an anatomically possible act.

>>9661668
its not, but the meme will never die