Caught

>>9625359
maybe fake
but lol

>>9625362

LOL, what a god damn retard.

>>9625267
totalderp at the end LOL

>>9625362
excuse me ... you need to leave ... uh yeah, right now

sometimes you need to flick the bean and there's no fucken time to explain

>>9625359
I love it and want sauce

>>9625359
Sauce.?

>>9625359
>>9625411
>>9625449
Its porn its one of those collage shits dunno which one but its def porn

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>>9625272

>>9625362
Kek asf

>>9625263
>guy: who was that?
>girls: i have no idea.
lol, fucking hungarians

>>9625280
What a nice cuck shed that man has

>>9625263
Hát ez kurvajó
Kek

not really caught but yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DanZ7A8Z3ik

>>9625948
this....

>>9627580
nem. menj innen >:(

>>9627580
>>9628904
Holy fuck. Thank you google translate.

Video makes much sense now

jesus, learn to lock a door people

>>9626584
kek

>>9626860
Salsa please

>>9627204

That's the son catching his parents in the act.

>>9625948
KEEEEEK

>>9631076
>being this guillible

>>9625280
>I brought that bitch a pizza. Bitches love pizza.

>>9625291
1) that fucking piercing
2) that horrible back/neck bend

>>9631667
Sauce por favor

>>9631667
Sauce

>>9631667
pls be fake

>>9625291
this is adorable

>>9625272
who is she???

>>9631667
Sauce on the girl

>>9627204

Do you always like to come up with these fantasies to feel better about your insecurities?

>>9626835

Fucking Toby Turner.

>>9631667
what a whore. at least do it at someone elses house. don't bring this shit home for your kids to see.

>>9625263
>az embert már szexelni se hagyják
kek'd

>>9632061
haahahaahhah

this gave me flashbacks to university. walked in and barged in on so many people fucking

>>9625948
Damn that chick was gettin it!

>>9631667
And this is how fetishes are born!

>>9625948
funniest shit ive seen today

>>9631709
>>9631716
>>9631776
>>9631881
>>9631667

Lulu Lustern is her name apparently.

https://xhamster. com/movies/1229555/real_german_hot_wife_gangbang_in_hotel_room_very_hot_part_2.html

>>9626584
legendary lmao

>>9625362
she ended up getting arrested. a little girl walked up to her during one of her streams and had a little conversation with her. NOT good.

>>9631667
Wasn't that confirmed to be one of the extras that walked on active set accidentally?

>>9625272
she honestly looks like rosebananax33

>>9632061
Fucking lmao

A man needs a name

>>9631667

That aint her kid, she's in the fucking thing.

>>9625359
omg i came to this

>>9625272
Classic

>>9626584
Lost

>>9628932
I didn't get anything sensible from google translate, anybody able to fill in?

>>9626584
underrated!

>>9631980
>>9631776
Watch the fucking video you panicking morons, it's just the girl from another scene. She sits in the room with them after this. Jesus Christ, the moral outrage that people love to spurge on this site would put most SJWs to shame.

>>9632469

>>9631937
Kek!

>>9625267
Wish to God, I could find sauce for this one.

>>9631667
>>9631881
Sauce on the girl who sees them through the door. She appears later in the video so she's definitely a porn actress

>>9626584
Lost

>>9627614
>not forcing them to fuck on white sheets so you can hang the hymen-blood stained laundry out for everyone to see
Man way to piss on the point of the tradition.

>>9631776

it is. they're all pornstars

>>9626584
lold

>>9632366
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>9632061
lmfao shit dude I remember those days

>>9626584
dont get it

>>9626584
>mous 11/18/16(Fri)21:27:30 No.9623626 ▶>>9623811 >>9623832 >>9624423 >>9628263
>File: trolling.webm (2.71 MB, 432x320)
nice

>>9632597
Lol nice

>>9625359
emma stoned

>>9632366
I made it a point to jostle every doorknob with a sock on it. Just to give 'em a little spook.

>>9625948
lmfao bruuuuuhhh

>>9626584
someone actually drew this

If that were dude, he go to jail. She just needs to leave.

>>9634423
what?

>>9626835
sauce?

>>9632469
at 5:40 for anyone interested XD

>>9626584
what a masterpiece

>>9634005
retard

>>9632366
that's actually quite sad

good thread any moar?

>>9634479
Her name is Nina Bott she is a german actress

The scene is from a german tv movie called "das beste stück"

>>9625280
sauce

>>9632061
yo this is at UA lmao

>>9637381
Kek

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am I doing it rite?

>>9637447
thats how you catch a fucking fish

10/10 fishing skills

>>9637447
Now you use that one for bait and catch a bigger one

>>9625272
"I'm thirsty" so the little dude gave her something to drink. What a boss.

>>9637381
Any sauce on this??

>>9637447
That's hot, can I have sauce on that?

>>9637447
Fishing lvls?

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>>9626860
longer version

>>9632597
have any other info about it? thats interesting

>>9637584
Pretty sure that guy has 200m xp in Fishing.

>>9637447
yoo what a fucking beast

>>9625359
lol i thought this was a trap being jerked off?

>>9640109
Is that a statement or a question, you retarded faggot?

bumpitty

>>9637447
Savage.

>>9637585
Wow lol.

>>9631640
I have that piercing, its awesome

>>9637381
>tfw nuclear warfare in the middle of sex

>>9637381
>>9640790
someone replies with a joke like this every time this gets posted and i fucking howl every time

>>9633432
Search caught masturbating on xnxx

>>9625948
Anyone has sauce on this?

>>9633051
if i remember, it is her.

>>9632061
I shot at a guy who did something similar. Lucky for both of us I didn't kill the idiot.

>>9642032
>be a trigger itchy retard within arm's reach of a gun even during sex
>he's the idiot

>>9637585
I have a similar one but it's more fucked up. It has black people in it.

>>9637447

This man needs a fishing cape.

>>9632061
fucking idiot oughta beat the shit out of someone who does this

>>9632469

>german

really made me think

919DD30

>>9631667

That filename

>>9642062
post or fake

>>9638362
nice

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>>9642562

>>9631213
Occam's razor.

>>9625272
A true gentlemen. Brought the nice young lady something to drink when she asked for it. And was kinda enough to leave her continuing pleasuring herself.

>>9642584
Yep, that is fuckef up.

#trumpsamerica

>>9642724
Get the fuck out of here. Elections over, the shilling is getting annoying.

>>9637447
0:08
NO fucks given.

>>9625272
He even put a straw in. What a gentleman.

>>9642584
This post wins this thread

>>9626584
nice!

>>9640706
same, got to a 0 gauge.

feelsgoodmang

>>9625272
source? girl?

>>9625272
merryginn / sixyginn

>>9631076
I dont know about the parents fucking loud in the living room while the son in the next room.

>>9644859
also they are not niggers and the home looks pretty nice

>>9642072
buying gf 100k

>>9625280
What the fuck is up with that floor

>>9625383
>maybe

>>9645028
Sauce?

>>9645028
Fuck the sauce. Someone translate

>>9645594
My first post on 4chan, lol, but I think I can help you. It's a rough translate, but hopefully it will satisfy your needs.
Well apparently it is not very good quality audio, but I think I get it or most of it. It's from a class. After she squirts:
the teacher: "What was that?"
Then I can't understand what is that bitch speaking (Maybe "I'm sorry").
Teacher again: "Are you kidding me?"
B: No
T: Had you some bottle here, or what?
B: (Can't understand again)
T: Are you kidding me? What's this?
B: I... (laughs)
T: Are you kidding me? So You... What do you have here? (Bitch handles the dildo from the scene). We are learning here, writing something and You are using some things here, or what?
B: Well, I...
T: So, what are you doing here?
B:I don't know, I...
T: What is that supposed to be? What is this? Show me your excercise book (I think). What are you doing here all the time? (Bitch looks at the teacher and smiles) Are you kidding me? It's not normal to do here something like this!

>>9642584
what are the psychological consequences for this kid? any psychologist fag care to chime in?

Anyone got the one of the kid at the door crying whilst parents are fucking?

>>9645934
He looks old enough to understand what's happening. One of few things can happen

1) It could fuel his view of women just being objects because his mom was treated like one and if it happened to his mom its ok to do it to random women. Also, probably hate his own mom soon.

2) He would get triggered anytime he sees the man and have serious aggression problems maybe PTSD.

3) Nothing, he will grow up normal and not treat women the way he saw his mom because he is better than that.

Most likely, in the environment it looks like he's in, the first and second choices seem to be more likely. He will be aggressive especially towards women and view them as cum dumpsters worst case scenario.

Either way, fucked up for a child to see especially since it looks like no one cares while he is obviously hitting the glass for attention or for her to stop.

>>9645987
anon, but you're implying here that that's her mom. It could be just any other random woman from the hood or not even (?)

>>9634915
Nina Bott has been in the German Playboy some time ago. She has a great body, check it out.

>>9645028
nice fake

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>>9625291


My girlfriend's younger sister walked in us while my girl was giving me a bj, but we were both dressed and she probably only got a view of the back of my girlfriend's head bobbing blocking any view of my dick. She bailed really fast and apologized through the door.

I enjoyed this.

>>9645987
4) this scene will play in head while having fapping the first few times. He developes a fucked up fetish/hate feeling for his mother, letting him unable to enjoy normal healthy sexuality.

>>9646055
ever fantasized about her joing/seeing your cock?

>>9646341
Not really.
With my previous gf probably since she had a much more attractive younger sister.

>>9625291
Can you call before coming home to your own house. Fucking millennial

>>9645718
A true hero, thanks foreign anon.

>>9646366
I image that situation really sucks.

my ex gf had alright C-tits, but her friend seemed to have really nice E-cups. Hated that.

>>9646464
I meant my current is attractive gf but her younger sister isn't that attractive- not ugly but still.
My previous gf was quite attractive and so was her sister.

>>9644989
Sexy floor tiles

>>9646489
Ah I see what you meant now.

Yeah the situation frustrated me, her boyfriend was a total beta/nu-male who was also too scared to make a move sexually(they talked about it). Once when they slept at my gf and I was also there, I think she was checking me out in my shorts.

>>9646014
Well, I'm going by the title that it's his mom.

>>9637447
Was getting bit part of his plan?

>>9645114
https://www.reddit.com/r/accidentalorgasm/comments/35hln7/not_quite_accidental_orgasm_but_accidental/

sorry for the reddit link but the source is great.

I have three of these vídeos that a friend recorded on a party but i'm on a trip now, if there's a webm Converter app i'll post them

>>9626584
top fucking kek

>>9632597
damn people are stupid about convicting people of sex crimes

i assume she wasnt shoving a dildo in her snatch for the kid to watch, leave the whore alone and maybe not ruin her life

>>9642584
You were right.

>>9645028
Most women I've been with seems to be a little bit shy when it comes to them coming/squirtting

>>9649417
Ded

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from a tv show

>>9642724


a million dollars says these niggers are anti trump

>>9633377
calm yourself, anon. your type 2 diabetes is hard enough on your heart

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>>9634005

>>9649977
She's.. She's a camwhore, anon.
Ain't hard to find camwhores that'll squirt for you, they're a diamond dozen.

>>9645987
>>9646334
5. He starts to browse 4chan.

>>9625272
still gets me that the vibrator is absolutely not turned on

>>9650190
I think you mean "dime a dozen"

>>9650265
To each a zone.

>>9646400
>she says her mom usually calls before she gets home
>you`re too stupid to understand a few sentences in simple englisch
>it`s her fault, for sure
stupid cuckservative

>>9625362
I love her. Her tits are amazing.

>>9625263
-sorry... in flagranti hahhaha
-who's that
-...
-hahaha, you can't even have sex without being disturbed now

They are Hungarian.

>>9650152
Kek. What is this?

>>9650295
>assumes anon is a conservative
>he only called the bitch a millennial
y u so mad?
>mfw u cant even englisch

>>9649977
There's no such thing as squirting/cumming like that. It's piss. It's literally piss.

>>9625362
Is there a place I can watch more of her stuff?

>>9645987
6. From that moment forth he vowed to himself he was going to keep his mother's mouth all to himself.

>>9644989

looks like a hotel in mexico maybe?

>>9645718
Cheers latinon

>>9650391
I hope you're trolling.

>>9637585
>longer version
>12 seconds

>>9650285
ha

>>9645718
thanks

>>9642584
jesus christ if a kid did something like this to my car i would end up in jail

>>9642584
Who is filming this?

>>9625948

You glorious bastard.

>>9650210
Yep. This. Absolutely.

>>9626584

In a 100 years someone will stumble upon the original video and realise is started a revolution

>>9625272
Fuckin man of the year

>>9637447

This motherfucker doesn't even need a rod

>>9650639
probably another kid

>>9650190
Worst case Ontario, you could just pay some whore to piss on you. It's not fucking rocket appliances.

>>9650152
Source is Ray Donovan.

>>9649369
Why does she keep coming back?

>>9651341
Short Term Memory Loss. Keep watching, shit gets real funny towards the end.

>>9625362

>"K, excuse me?"

I fucking hate how middle age women lead with this right before they say something they feel is self righteous.

>>9650152
is skyler and walter jr's parody of BB?

>>9625263
I like how her elbow touches his dick.

>>9642584
>black parenting

>>9625362
Chick is from my hometown. Talked to her online a few times. Have her on facebook. Lives out in BC now

>>9626584
lol holy shit

>>9625280

I'd silently sit at the table and steal some pizza while satching the show

>>9651709
*watching

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>>9651729

>>9637447
sauce?

>>9650481
at least it has sound, i think the girl is hot

>>9650909
kek

>>9637585
i walked in on my parents once when i was young. shit was embarassing cause i knew they were doing something private

>>9625263
that dick size makes me feel more confident about myself

>>9637515
I dont think there are sharks in that pond

>>9637585

My gf had a story about this

>Open door to parents' room
>Find them mid-coitus
>Dad face buried in mom's big tits
>She looks up and says "Stop!"
>He looks up and says "Oh it's just her." then gets back to business

>>9651729
Does she throw the dildo at him?

>>9651831
yes, didn't you watch it?

>>9651807
>>9651819
You lucky bastards. I got a beating for walking in.

>>9625359
fake as fuck

>>9651831
kys fucking faggot i HATE you

>>9651865

An eyeful of my parents fucking is punishment enough, personally

>>9625291
I know this girl Shes from Vancouver I think

>>9651650
tell her to gtfo of BC
we don't need dumbass fucks like this here

>>9651736
Old but gold, first 'caught' video i ever saw

>>9642584
My country has a law against "indecent exposure" under which you can't flash a kid or show him/her porn, or ask him to flash you. Doesn't it exist in all countries?

>>9650418
>
kek

>>9651876
Eyyyy I'm from Vancouver

>>9625291
fucking Canadians are too nice lol

>>9637283
which UA?

>>9625280
God damn that mating press action though

>>9631667
>>9631667
go at 5:41, when she appears
https://pt.xhamster.com/movies/1229555/real_german_hot_wife_gangbang_in_hotel_room_very_hot_part_2.html

>>9650152
What did you guys do when your parents walked in on you masturbating?

>>9652061

Ah damn, I remember it happened twice...

>Be having fun in bed
>Look over at door
>It's open, mother looking in
>SHIT
>"Oh h-hi, I'm just... adjusting the sheets."

>Be jacking off to porn at around midnight
>Mother tries to get in but door is locked
>Quickly shut laptop and jump in bed right as she walks in
>She figures out that I wasn't in bed but she thinks I was playing vidya
>Takes laptop
>Frozen in bed, indecisive, then run after her
>Too late, she'd already opened it to the hentai I was jacking it to

Bitch forced me to admit I was looking at something "I shouldn't have been" before she revealed she'd already opened it to find out.

>>9651341
lost

>>9650285
This is the best post of all time.

>>9651865
I also got beat off. My mom wasn't gentle at all. I enjoyed it except for the fact that my dad was watching.

>>9650181
LMAO

>>9625948
femamom here, no female masturbates like that unless its for show

>>9652093
>but door is locked
>as she walks in
??????????????

>>9652093
>Bitch forced me to admit I was looking at something "I shouldn't have been"
what the fuck?
what a dumb judgement to make.

>>9637447
Its called NOODLING. Research it. Catching cat fish with your arms, they have no teeth.

>>9642490
Worthless motherless link

>>9652379
"I was masturbating, you stupid bitch. Human beings do that occasionally, unless they're pathological freaks. Now give me my laptop back."

>>9626584
Fucking kek

>>9637585
I knew Quentin Tarantino had a sex tape

>>9652061
Finished.

>>9651736
>>9651882
Man and wife unfortunately, completely staged...

>>9637585

Call Freud

>>9632366
Was that the only way you got any action?

>>9650160
That's an awfully small loan for such an easy bet anon

>>9652443
Except...That's a bass...

>>9642584
niggas gonna nigg

>>9645934
Errr..... he would grow up to be a nigger like all the other niggers?

>>9652566
Kek

>>9625272
if it was a little girl walking in on a dude having fun with his dick out he'd probably be in jail now

>>9652061
I just made sure I was loud enough so they wouldn't come in

>>9642054
This

>>9652443
>Noodling
>Large mouth bass

Damn, how did I get in this YLYL thread

>>9651736
Sauce me up on that beat please senpai.

>>9651736
>Are you crazy? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

>>9626584
> .gif
> No Movement

>>9642584
Blacks do this all the time

>>9650391
Science confirmed.

>>9640706
How the fuck does that work

>>9642769
>a huge world effecting event isn't good enough to put in a joke when it fits
Stay mad fag

>>9652376
probably a universal key that gets all of the doors inside the house open. It looks kind of like a small flathead.

>>9651812
porn is just angles bro, don't worry, girls understand
>inb4 whiteboi

>>9653921
i love my sex by benny benassi

>>9652061
they are savvy and decent enough to not do that

>>9653709
>find out where she lives
>show video to police
They will oblige, I don't doubt it

>>9652690
HueHue
Wonder how many will get that joke

>>9651736
Wait if she just had her bar mitzvah, wouldn't that make her like...13 in this video?

>>9637585
her body is fine after pregnancy tho

>>9652494
if i said that my mom would have taken my laptop and broke it in half. would have tore up the living room tv as well. some kids have crazy religious parents...

But we weren't allowed to have a computer or tv in our rooms growing up, so what do i know? (and I am 22, not like grew up in the time before computers...)

>>9650853
>underrated comment

>>9654008
Really?

>>9652324
human being with a normal brain here, people matsurbate differently than you.
source: my gf's roommate had to interrupt her mid jo session once because she was moaning too loud. + logic dictates moans and passionately moving while riding an orgasm are involuntary

>>9632061
FUCKING KEK

>>9632061
Lol.

>>9652061
femanon. i remember my first experience with porn when i was 9. my dad caught me because he knocked on the door and the shitty fucking mac froze as i tried closing the browser. I tried covering the screen with my hands like a fucking idiot. He came in and I couldn't do anything about what was onscreen. He yelled at me and I started crying and I ran into the garden.

>>9650936
Kek

>>9654542

9? At what age did you start masturbating? What were you watching when your dad caught you? What did he yell at you?

>>9650936

>Worst case Ontario
>rocket appliances

Underrated

>>9654597
I used to talk about sex with my closest friend when i was like 7. I think I started masturbating when I turned 9?? Or some form of it. I was watching some 3D rendered dungeon porn. I've tried finding it again but haven't been able to. It was way back in 2007. And I dunno my dad just got mad telling me i shouldn't be looking at this crap. He got his girlfriend to talk to me and she said I shouldn't worry about sex until I'm a lot older.

>>9637447
Holy shit that's hot. Got the sauce?

>>9654022

this

Like I love me some dindus but fuck, the word nigger is so apropos sometimes.

>>9650452
It's been proven time and time again it's mostly piss get over it you like waterworks.

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>>9654615

Nice thanks. I could fap to your story. What scenes turn you on now?

>>9632366
Guess you couldn't get any, huh?
>Haha, got you guys! Caught you having sex loool, shouldn't be doing that! xDDD
>Wish it were me

>>9654727
Old man/teen shit's my thing. Fav porn stars are Dolly Little and Koni Demiko.
then throw in some weird crazy anime monster porn. I get off to a hentai game of like some witch girl getting fucked by all these forest monsters, cause it reminds me of the time I wore a witch costume for halloween when I was seven. I'm probably as fucked up as you :^)

>>9654285
only boys get bar mitzvahs

>>9654769

Now you got me hard.

I should invite you over to babysit my kids. Then of course I would catch you doing something you shouldn't be doing and I'd force you to make it up to me somehow.

>>9654839
what a freak lmao. are you an aus poster?

>>9625263
They are going to ruin that futon!
Also she looks exactly like my ex.

>>9654008
have you noticed how no one posts jpegs on gif/wsg? oh yeah they all want to there are no jpegs because people don't post them on gif. has nothing to do with that they are not allowed and wont upload does it? it couldn't possibly be that someone converted it to a gif to meet the file requirements of the board could they?

>>9654958
why would he be australian we dont have a baby sitting culture here.

>>9625362
Again, if this was a man he would still be in jail.

>>9655262
see
>>9632597
dont just presume

>>9655266
She "ended up" is the keyword here. If she does it 60 times of course she will get arrested a couple of times.

But the reaction " Excuse me, you have to leave" i guess is not the kind of treatment a male would get. Do you disagree?

>>9642724
Just fuck off Trump won complain in 4 years

>>9651729
her poor father
imagine how disappointed he is

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>>9652061
>>9652061
I used to be really unhygienic and shower basically once a week as an early teen. Every time i masturbated the ooze of smegma would clench to the room.

>one evening mom walks in
>i jump under the bed covers
>"im just here for the internet cable" (we didn't have a router before so we had to borrow the cable back and forth)
>mom freezes for a moment
>her head halfway into the room
>she sniffs
>"anon, where you.. busy?"
>complete silence for a moment
>"yes"
>"okay well when you're done clean yourself up and meet me in the living room, we need to talk"
>mfw happened
>mfw spends the next 2 hours talking to me about masturbation and sexuality
>mfw she never got back the internet cable
>mfw we got a router that following week

>>9652061
You can't even imagine.

My step-dad walked in with my little brother while I was in mid cumshot.

A few days later my brother was running around shouting "Anon's in puberty! Anon's in puberty!" at a pool party I was at.

A few weeks later my step dad and my mom "secretly" unlocked my door and tried to spy on me a few times in the middle of the night (I was awake I think every time they did it... it also made me extremely paranoid).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbTEXD8BnS4

>>9645028
this has got to be fake

>>9654727
That's Birdy. Hottest chick in porn. Must check out her ManyVids store.

>>9656182
lol

>>9651500
Most underrated post 2016.

>>9656188
What? That really is Birdy. Lots confused. Much sex.

>>9656182
the most transparent shill I've seen in a long time

>>9656267
Don't use those big words with me. Just check out her ManyVids store and then hit up the torrents using the filenames. You will thank me later.

>>9645028
Name?

Me when i was 16
> Fucking Gf at her place
> Her mom always come home after 5 pm
> I was about to cum so I told her to finish off with blow job
> She started to blow me
> Door opens too our bedroom (my gf was not facing the door so she did not notice)
> Her mom walks in ( she gets paralyzed, doesn't say anything)
> Gf haven't noticed her keeps sucking my cock
> I start cumming ( I'm fucking in chock
> Gf takes My cock out of her mouth , I blew my load all over her face ( it was a lot)
> Gf turns around notices her mom and lets out a little scream
> Gf has sperm all over her face
> her mom says clean yourselves up , we need to talk
> idk why but my cock was still diamonds
> we get cleaned up and get dressed
> her mom was pissed but not that mad
> she told us that we need too use condoms ( because she didn't see one in the room)
> we said it was only a bj
> she calmed down and said let's forget about this and move on
> she caught us many times more but it wasn't a big deal anymore
> she even buys condoms for us

Sorry for bad English

>>9645934
Lets just say Freud would have a field day

>Be me
>17, had just lost my virginity to my awesome boyfriend a couple months earlier.
>we still fuck but we're not dating anymore
>mostly only fucked when I was at his house because 1. I have a tiny ass bed while his was a double, and no bedframe, which meant no squeaking, and 2. my mum was a teacher and extremely strict, and she never let boys sleep in my room with me.
>also everyone in his household would mind their own business
>so we were getting it on one morning after we'd woken up, and he wanted me to sit on his face.
>Figures I'll just sixty-nine him
>Good shit, I still get turned on thinking about that
>The pleasure doesn't last long cause in a split second his mum knocks on the door and walks in and I barely have time to pull up his shorts
>gentleman does the same for me
>Mum knows what we were doing and she just eyes us
>Asks if we want some bacon and eggs
>coolest mum in the world

And I have a second incident with him where I got all dressed up nice and fancy in matching lingerie and we were making out on the bed, and he was starting to reach down to rub me but his dad barges into the room to ask him for something, and then he lingers when he notices us.
Boy tells his dad to get out (his dad's a drunk) and the dad explains he didn't even know I was here.
All the while I'm just lying here awkwardly staring at the roof, my ass exposed and everything.

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>>9642584