Small/Average dicks and blowjob

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>>9598274

>>9598274
sauce ?

>>9598274
I feel you anon I'm only 7in. The only thing I have going for me is how stupidly thick it is.

>>9598810
Fellucia Blow - THE BEAUTY OF A BLOWJOB

>>9598997
wtf, i'm 7 inches and multiple girls told me i'm big.

>>9598274
Here ya go op, cum buckets to this: prnhub ph /view_video.php?viewkey=ph57b8a92f5a043

>>9599562
He's trolling....

>>9599583
so is he

>>9599562
>>9599583
I'm not though. I thought the average range was between 5 and 7 inches. Anything above that is considered big. Girls suck at estimating size. Especially if you are thick they'll think your dick is a lot bigger than it is.

>>9599597
average is 4.5 inches

>>9599588
i'm not trolling, nice dubs

>>9599603
That sounds too small to be true.

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>>9598276
>inb4 bbbut that's like 5 of my winky!!1
>I demand this thread to stop and everyone compare with me to pamper my insecurities

This is my only fucking fetish, yet you bitch boy tumblrfags have to ruin these threads everytime getting mad everytime someone posts a dick as small as yours, this time, for just one, for the love of God, STFU

IF YOU MUST absolutely start a discussion about how 4in is the new average, at least post content.
It isn't difficult.

>>9599631
That's disgusting. Not that he has a small dick, but because he is a fucking blob of fat

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>>9598997
Oh god I'm already too late.
You all have child size penises.
There. Feel better now?
Now post content before you ruin threads with your baby dick bullshit

When you surf on the internet, your dick automatically becomes a 8 incher

>>9599845
Nah. Mine stays right at a reliable 6 erect. Disappears to almost nothing when it's not ready to roll. Haven't had any complaints and I have fun with it. I don't care that I probably won't enter or expect to win a Big Dick Competition at the local bar.

If my gf was obsessed about her boob size and was ashamed of a B or C cup, I'd probably think she was kind of shallow or insecure. I got what I got in the penile lottery, it works, and I'm fine with it.

Then again, I suppose there are some pretty size-queen women who psychologically or physically get off on a big one, just like there are guys who want big boobs.

Don't care, I quit worrying about wanting a bigger dick when I got over what some random dude in high school gym class thinks. Either every woman I've been with is a liar, or they don't care much either.

>>9598997

lol.

>>9599597
Thickness is part of how big it is you retarded fuck. In fact it's the most important part.

You've done it. Finally, after years of constantly telling myself I'm okay, size doesn't matter, it's over, I have finally cracked. I'm 4 inches, I wish I was at least 5, it sucks, all US Sex toys are made with 6 inch cocks in mind, women will secretly laugh at me, I can;t stand to even watch porn anymore because the dicks are always too big, I hate myself, you win, the end.

>>9600326
dont give up

Was looking for a place to talk about this, and I found the perfect thread; I'm too small for magnum condoms, had a buddy tell me to get a certain one because the lube is A1 but it didn't fit right I don't think. It had wrinkles all in it and was loose, is there a better brand for the smaller size people?

>>9600380
https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-finger-cots-assorted/ID=prod3490318-product

>>9600394
Reap fuckin helpful. Smh

>>9599670
>talking with my ex
>she looks pretty much 9/10, kind of a slut
>says that one night she wanted to fuck her buddy from work
>they end up naked in bed
>he (not she) insists on turning off the light
>she's cool with it until she grabs his dick
>apparently sth like in the video
>she just laughs and goes to sleep
>guy does nothing

Fuck me, I don't know what I would do if I'd be in that situation. Kill myself in the bathroom maybe.

>>9598276
Souce goddamit.

>>9598276
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUCE

>>9600588
I doubt a bitch laughting at your dick is worth killing yourself over.

>>9598276
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>>9601495
Nevermind, got it
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=571071025

>>9598274
>Start this thread "average or smaller"
>post a giant piece of meat!

>>9601711
Anon, you're flattering me :^)

>>9601711
It's average in lenght. But it's pretty thick. My dick is kind of like that.

>>9599631
>>9599670
Thread is about small or average dicks. Posts flacid and fat ugly guy with a crooked dick... ffs

>>9599631
>respond with fiery bitchboy whiny bullshit to a post with no text in it.

You brought it on yourself.

>>9598274
I'm 6-6 1/2 erect but it looks to small to me, wish it was an inch longer and maybe a bit fatter

>>9599670
He has ED not a small dick. Needs to get himself some Cialis or RELAX!

>>9598997
>>9598274
a 4.5inch here make me feel better please

>>9598276

wish my dick was like that. i'm only 4 inches. no even rich to compensate.

>>9602069
>>9602133
I think small dicks are pretty cute really, but I'm just a bi male so my opinion probably doesn't count for much.

watch ?v=zQeigbIPq3Y

>>9600380
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Googled "small condoms"

>>9602198
that's a big url

>>9601510
Worth killing her over though.

>>9598274
God this is a small dick, how did it make it into porn?

>>9599670
how the fuck does he not get hard? This is fuckin Remy

>>9603343
probably because its fuckin Remy

>>9599964
>every woman I've been with is a liar

really makes you think

>>9603343
Yeah, how does he not get hard in a van in broad daylight?

>>9598276
If you genuinely believe that's small, your mind has been totally warped by porn.

>>9603309
"for you"

>>9598276
Im loving how the whole focus is how "small" some of these guys are but this is pretty far above average.
Legit small, and if we're going statistically speaking which would be more accurate than your opinions, under approx 6" is officially small.

Guys who think that a girl wants a huge horn like the ones you see in porn has probably watched too much porn and had too little sex to really judge. Just talk to the average girl about it and most (that aren't overly promiscuous) will say that 7-8 is the perfect number for length and girth depends on the girl.
I once slept with a girl who looked quite a bit like AJ applegate which is an unnecessary point that I just wanted to brag about because I made her cum so hard she needed help walking out to her cab and also from the cab to her apt. But anyways, she was CRAZY small vagina wise. Like I mean she was turned on and super wet, we had 2 whole containers of KY lube at our disposal and anything other than 2 fingers penetration straight on (as in changing the angle hurt her because of how tight she was). It took like half an hour of playing around down there for her to be able to handle me and I am no monster by any means. If statistics are accurate, I would say that I'm just slightly over average.

TLDR; Moral of story: Im awesome, fucked a hotty, made her cum so hard it looked like an exorcism and y'all who think dick size is everything don't know what you're talking about.

>>9608124
>under 6 inches is officially small

Shame since statistically 50% of men fall between 4.5 - 6 inches in true length (make sure to press into the fat at the base of the penis if you are fat) and 4 - 5 inches in girth.
And before you say something racial, blacks and whites have the same average dick size, only the standard deviation for black people is a bit higher.

>>9608545
the average man is worthless vermin according to women so yes the average penis is very small

>>9608124
No one gives a shit about your fantasies you cunt.

>>9608713
Sauce m8

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>>9608713
Who is she? Sauce?

>>9608745
been wondering that myself

>>9598997
>Only 7

That's a bit bigger than average, so I don't know what the fuck you're sulking over.

>>9608902
Sure it is, but small enough to not be impressive, and for size queens to bitch about. Bear in mind a 5/10 man may as well be a 3/10 to the average woman, works for dicks too.

>>9608702
Half Life 3 confirmed

>>9608124
nice made up bullshit you faggtron

>>9608902
You took the bait.

>>9608124
Girls will say they want smaller dicks to be politically correct and not hurt men's feeling's and so they're not seen as a whore. Trust me, they want as much dick as they can fit.

Every single cunt ITT is fucking delusional as fuck go read up on some actual fucking statistics and you'll see that the average dick isn't 6' it's a bit below that you inbred fucking retards.

I also enjoy how you retards think that vaginas are some kind of huge caverns and you need a 20 inch dick to even get anywhere near satisfying her.


And please don't believe morons like this nigga >>9609212 they're just here to make you insecure and to make you feel like shit.

>>9609244
>Every single cunt ITT is fucking delusional
>implying there is even one girl ITT

>>9609065

Fully lost my shit to this comment

>>9609212
>>9609212 Lies. Look my wife is a petite beauty 9/10 and my dick is only about 6 inches long and 5.5 wide. She has multiple orgasms Keith you're right about one thing. We, as in white Americans, will be fine. It's immigrants and minorities who are being threatened. There's already countless stories of them being threatened on the street and waking up to signs on their lawns telling them to go home. A kindergarten teacher shared that a group of her students were harassing a couple Latino students shouting build the wall. Jewish writers are being called kikes on twitter and are getting told to get in the oven, Trump's President now. People are hanging Nazi flags outside of their homes. But, don't worry everyone, we'll be fine. time we have sex. If you're small, you need a skinny little chick. They don't have extra fat around their pussy which takes away from your length and the smaller the chick, the more narrow and shallow their pussy is. Not always obviously, but you need to find a chick that your dick can satisfy. If it's not big enough for them, move on and find a chick with a small pussy.

>>9609356
Lol accidently pasted anti trump stuff

>>9609212 Lies. Look my wife is a petite beauty 9/10 and my dick is only about 6 inches long and 5.5 wide. She has multiple orgasms every time we have sex. If you're small, you need a skinny little chick. They don't have extra fat around their pussy which takes away from your length and the smaller the chick, the more narrow and shallow their pussy is. Not always obviously, but you need to find a chick that your dick can satisfy. If it's not big enough for them, move on and find a chick with a small pussy.

ITT people don't understand female genitalia. Some women prefer the feeling of being 'full', but that doesn't reflect on the effectiveness of a penis, unless you're one of those sorry bastards with a micropenis.

Phallophilia is what causes some women to enjoy thicker dicks, not female anatomy.

I'm right at 6", and generally of the opinion that size doesn't matter, at least I have been fine operating with far less than a porn actor package. I did date this one girl, though, who changed my mind a little bit about this. She had a truly huge love tunnel. I gotta admit, nearly every vagina I've ever had my dick inside felt pretty similar, tight at first, a little looser as we went, and the difference was all in how the chick moved her body. But this girl - cute, mid-size, everything about her pretty average, felt like I could have actually fisted her, and yes, I felt waaay too small. It wasn't very pleasurable for me, no friction, so I would guess she wasn't getting much out of it either.
Even so, we managed to have a lot of fun with mutual oral and lots of dick-rubbing-clit fun, but we were definitely a genital mismatch.
One fun thing, though - slid a medium sized vibrator in there while fucking her once. Tightened things up for us both and the vibration was as fun for me as it was for her.

I have 5.5 inches small micropenis (also with tragical girth), so I'm better still virgin even in my 30 years of age. Some weeks ago I got trip with some pretty cute 27 old girl, a single mother and her son. Everything was fine, we was in some nice places around Carlsbad, on concert and so on. I had to drive, so I was sober, she's got some drinks at the evening and when I took her home, she's started to kissing me in french style. That was fine, because it was first time in my life, but I was terrible in that, so I'd pulled her away and stayed only in embrace. I got also erection, but with that small penis she couldn't noticed anything in my pants. She also offered me sleep at hers appartment, but I refused it. Day after I wroted her some bullshits like "I'm too old for changing my life" and so on. She tried some more times, but then she let me be for good. That was my first and last sexual experience in my entire life - and all only because of my micropenis. Yeah, life is cruel sometimes, better be eunuch than suffer like this. I wanna die every day. Why are girls so cruel? Only huge penis and money, nothing else matters for them... Sorry for my english.

>>9609497
Refer to >>9609365
Your dick isn't that small, you're just a fucking pussy. If the girl doesn't like your dick, move on and try someone else. A lot of girls are afraid of big penises. The size isn't important, you just gotta fuck her like a wild man

>>9609497
It sounds like insecurity is your biggest problem. You'll encounter some women that will think your dick isn't big enough, and it will destroy you emotionally, but you'll get over it. It's better to try and get rejected, then it is to not even attempt it in the first place. The end result is still you being alone. I'm the 7in long, around 6.5in thick confused anon that thought my dick was in the average size category. I was with a size queen and that shit was a confidence killer. Took me too long to realize no other girl has complained before that, and no other girl cared.

>>9608713
did he cum or not? Is there full vid of him cumming?

>>9609497
That's not a micropenis. That's a pretty normal penis.

It's not that big a deal. Be honest with women. Either honesty is hot to them, or you want to find someone who thinks honesty is hot.

(it is.)

>>9608705
I don't normally comment on music in porn but...
there's something about this that makes me think of ps one games and its kind of relaxing

You fuckers watch way too much porn. Your ideas of average are skewed.

Varying by location, average length is around 5.5 and does the job fine. Above 6.5 and you're above average, 7 or more is large territory.

Circumference is average 1.5 inches in diameter.

If your woman is telling you 5.5 is too small, she's either got a wide opening or she's mentally fixated and can only get off knowing she's being skewered.

I use to think I was small then I measured with a caliper (because why the fuck not?).

6.5 inches long, 7 if I push back the pudge. Diameter was 1.7.

I'm not big by any means, but even I have to be careful about tapping a cervix.

If you're fat, lose weight, it'll look bigger. Other than that, deal with it.

>>9610056
are you blind?
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>>9609065
Don't fucking tease like that

>>9609065
What is the point of this joke? I played all parts of Half-Life 2, but I still don't get it. She doesn't look (or sounds) like Alyx in my opinion.

>>9608701
What is it with darkies and low smoke detector batteries?

>>9610055
Thanks for your reply, sir, but I don't think so. It's not about insecurity, it's just about my objectivity - I can rate my own possibilities and make so clear result. I give you an example - I could never be pro jockey because of my weight, I could never be pro basketball player because of my height, and I could never be an good lover or partner - just because of my micropenis - that's all. I was once with pretty girl in her bed, but I did nothing more than talking - and why? Yes, you guess correctly - just because of my handicap. Better be on wheelchair than have small penis, trust me. Large penis is biggest human value, at least for happy partnership - most of women will agree with me.

Trying to find a video here. So this is a blowjob vid with the girls head kinda resting on the belly and she is slobbing on a semi hard cock. Really hard to explain but people were going batshit crazy on how every girl must see and master this. Thanks.

>>9610416
Look at the guy. Who does he remind you of?

>>9608882
wtf

>>9599617
Let's be honest and say you clearly haven't seen many dicks in person , most are on the smaller side of 6 inches so 4.5 isn't such a surprising size

>>9611846
Is it normal to see other people's dicks? I don't think I've seen a dick in person, other than my own.

>>9613231
Yes, for me it is pretty normal - I always watching dicks of other people, for example in public showers - it's simply great to get some comparisons, isn't? Unfortunately I never saw so small penis as mine is, that's clearly fact - it's really hard to meet penis under 6 inches in real life, even in flaccid state. Most of men has penis larger than me in full erection (5.5 inches / 14 cm) even in their smallest condition, for example in cold shower and so on... This fact makes me feel like suicide is my only way how to get out of this suffering - I need some love so much, I need girlfriend and my body needs pleasure with her, but I'll never can find that feel - every girl would just laugh at my crippled tragically small genitals...

>>9614746

Dude... the kinds of guys comfortable getting naked in front of other men in public showers are going to verge on the side of larger.

You are stuck in confirmation bias.

I am a surgical nurse. I put catheters in men as prep for surgery. I have a pretty good idea about penis size even though I almost always deal with flaccid, I am guessing most are between 5 and 6 inches. Most blacks I see are between 5 and 7 inches, but the freakishly largest dicks I have seen have all been black men. The smallest dicks I have seen have been East Asian men.

>>9614869
Most of men are between 5 and 6 inches, but in flaccid state! I have 5.5 inches in full erection - that's the point...

>>9602021
Same. Both girls I dated said it was perfect, but they were virgins before and I doubt they'd hold the same opinion now. Girls like to say size doesn't matter but if they're ever given a choice you know where they'll end up

>>9615193
Wrong.

Longitudinal study (takes into account results of 17 other studies and over 15k men sampled) shows average flaccid length at 3.61 inches, and average erect length at 5.16 inches. This isn't just the Lifestyles Condom Study that measured 300 volunteers and came up with similar results within about 1/2 inch.

A 6.3 inch (16 cm) erect penis falls in the 95th percentile; i.e., out of 100 men, only 5 would have a penis of greater than 6.3 inches.

So, argue what you want, but if it's just "muh personal anecdotal opinionated experience..." it doesn't mean shit. Cite a superior study, or attack the methodology of this one.

>>9615663
Studies like this one are not relevant, because only 15k of samples are not enough to make an objective result. Penis size is not joined to any social or intelectual level, so you could never select an objective sample of population, thats fact. If you make study in one city, you can earn absolutely different results like in others cities, so I don't believe in these studies. Only if you will measure all men in population, only then you can get relevant and trustworthy average size. Yes, you can make jokes of me because of my english, but about statistic you can't argue with me - I know my state and my penis is just small and useless, so I must be virgin till my death, thats only true on this world and trust me, I made huge statistic between real girls and most of them fully agreed with me...

>>9610354
nothing about this is good.

>>9608882

If that was my dick I'd fuck that girl in the nose.

>8 inches
>thick as fuck
>never had to deal with penis envy
>always felt pretty confident
>the time comes for me to lose my virginity
>can't fit my dick in the condom
>have to spread it apart with my fingers
>it's fucking strangling my cock
>we fail to fuck
>next time, brought xl condoms
>still can't fit, have to spread with fingers
>pretty fucking tight but ok
>can't fit more than the tip inside the girl
>third try, brought lube
>use half the fucking bottle, still can't fit even half inside her
>condom is keeping me from having a diamond boner even so it gets harder
>fourth try
>LOTS of foreplay before
>very slow penetration
>VERY SLOW
>takes fucking ages but we managed to fit it all inside
>she's biting my shoulder and scratching my back in what I would think is a mix of pleasure pain
>slowly pound her, she reacts strongly to every inch in and keeps pulling my hips towards hers
>after we're done she high-fives me for finally managing to have sex

It's a mixed feeling. Most girl say that a regular dick is good enough, but a big dick is a different experience.

>>9615841
>only 15k of samples are not enough to make an objective result

This must be because she was a virgin too right? I mean unless she was under 5 feet tall, or you legit have a coffee mug width erection. I'm 8" as well and chicks don't let me go from behind, or deep or fast but never anything like this.

>>9616026
She wasn't a virgin. I have a pretty thick cock.

>>9615930
I have all of those issues aside from staying hard. But I do happen to finish quicker for some reason. Probably because I'm uncircumsised.

>>9616140
I'm uncut and I last very long, myself.

>>9608786
it's italian.
the guy says "così dai" which means come on.

>>9615987
sauce?

>>9615970
sauce?

>>9609065
fuck you, man

>>9609497
31 here, 5.5 inches, virgin too.

I feel your pain.

>>9609497
If you think 5.5 is micro then it's no wonder you're a failure.

>>9609497
6" micropenis here. I feel you bro. How can we even compete? They're just so cruel and egotistical.

>>9613231
Showers in school all the way up to 18?

>>9609497
Get surgery. See a damn shrink

>>9617920
6" = micropenis? LOL. You aren't even good at making jokes.

I have an ACTUAL micropenis. I'm less than 3" long when erect. You fuckers are just insecure from watching too much porn with guys having average to slightly bigger than average dicks (6 to 7 inches) paired up with petite women to make the dicks look extra big.

Fucking retards.

>>9598276
That is one ugly cock

>>9599631
That's a clit, not a dick.

>>9600326
Might as well turn into a sissy boy.

>>9615881
I fucking lost it, boner gone

>>9609065
kek

>>9617772
If you are a 31 year old virgin, a 5.5 inch dick is not your problem.

>>9608124
It's better to be bigger than smaller. And even if some girls cant handle it, you'll be able to say that you're so big that some girls cant handle it. And regardless of what girls tell guys, each and every one of them is still intrigued by a huge penis.

>>9610174
With the guy in the blacked out glasses, and the music, it feels like a ps 1/2 cards game

>>9618095
Stop trolling. Girls may be intrigued to look at a big one, but most prefer fucking 5-7"
.

>>9609497
>>9609497
She wasn't being cruel - you're just a pussy. You could've easily fucked her. And she was basically begging you to.

>>9609497
A whole lot of words for weak ass bait.

>>9618125
You are naive. No, 5" is way too small. 7" minimum. No girl is going to turn down handling a huge cock - especially if she's already attracted to you. But if your dick is only 5 inches she is going to be initially dissapointed.

>>9608124
Muh dick

>>9598276
I think that's a good sized dick..not that I am a penis enthusiast or anything.

>>9618208
Most grills prefer somewhere between 5 and 8 inches. Having a bigger dick is not necessarily an advantage, because the depth and width of the vagina also varies between women. I'm around 7.5 inches with decent girth and I couldn't ever fuck my ex doggystyle due to the pain it gave her.

>>9618015
You can't blame them, American produced porn is weirdly fixated on the man's dick.

>>9618208
You have watched too much porn and spent too much time on 4chin and not enough time with actual females if that's what you believe.

>>9618137
No my friend, I know how to women thinks and trust me - they are just cock-wanna beasts who laughing to all men with small penis - that's reality. They are pretty cute, sweet and lovely, but under their beauty, deep inside, they are just sick and disgusting creatures, which wants only increasing their ego on men like me. I hate girls so much, just because of my small penis, because I can never get real girlfriend with so tiny micropenis. Sometimes I'm so confused and only solution for me seems to be suicide - or surgery...

>>9599631
sauce?

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>mytinydick.com
>his dick isn't even small

>>9620315
>I hate girls so much, just because of my small penis, because I can never get real girlfriend with so tiny micropenis.
5.5 inches is not a micropenis, stop with this shitty bait

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>>9599670

>tfw my last few attempts at getting gf have been ruined by this

just kill me please

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>>9622288
DUDE HOLY SHIT

>>9621493
i feel your pain brother. we might just be gay

It's all about proportions. If you're 5'5" and have a 6" dick it looks big. If you're 6'5" and have a 6" dick it looks small.

I'm 6'4" with a 7" cock, but it looks average at best on my frame. I actually had a woman tell me once that she expected me to be bigger.

>>9598274
>that girth
Ths guy qualifies as big desu.

>tfw when 7" long
>but 4.5" girth at the thickest
life is suffering, man.

>>9615987
>that thickness
mad jelly though

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don't have sauce on this sry

>>9608710
He'd be two inches longer if he lost weight, the fat fuck.

>>9609497
>tfw 8 inches microdick
it pains me that I'll never satisfy a girl. hold me bros.

>>9620340
holy geez
sauce?

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>>9618015

Dude im pretty sure theyre just typing out their fantasies, pretending their penis is small to humiliate themselves

no ones this stupid

>>9608882
haha i thought i had a pencil dick till i saw this

>>9615987
Who are these 2? I wanna see more of them

>>9624705
That would be nice, but it is not truth - I'm really 30 years old virgin and I really can't have girlfriend or just fuck with anyone, even for money, because my penis is too small for real relationship - that's my fate and I really don't need to pretend anything... Actually I have my own website about my fate with small penis, I compose my own songs and also covers about it and I'm trying to spread awareness, especially for young generation, because I want to protect them against cruelty of girls.

Here for example my song about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3aY0a2HH3o

In translation it is: "With small penis is men useless, every girl will laugh to him..." and so on...

>>9623573
sauce?

>>9618480
>> penis enthusiast

kek

>>9598276
where can i buy these shorts

>>9621348
I don't think it deserves the label tiny, but he's on the smaller side of average for sure.

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>>9627146
>>9627146
sorry. wrong one

>>9603343
Man, I remember when i was 18 and could get a full hardon with literally no effort what so ever.

>>9598997
>falling for this bait
>tfw all the cucks with low self esteem will actually feel like shit reading this

Topkek/Turkmenistan

>>9627163
I'm 26 and still get wood instantly. Its about the only thing girls like about by dick.

>>9618095
This. Mine is 6" and 5" around. Average as fuck and honestly wouldn't mind a little more in either direction.

The problem with the whole "women usually like average hurr" is that the vagina is flexible and with some foreplay can, often times, fit quite a bit more dick that the woman thought she could. Now, whether they like that much dick is up to the woman but I'd imagine that:
big dick x good fore play=good fuck
small dick x good fore play = good enough
but fore play only counts for so much. so
big dick x shit lover = ow but ok (or at least you're still impressive for being genetically blessed)
small dick x shit lover = you will be teased out of the room, if you're a cunt about the situation she may even make an example of you, at least reconcile.

The reason the little dick thing bothers men so much is, simply, it's the one thing that can keep a woman coming back that you cannot change. Fight me about it, but when a woman gets a guy with a dick that fits just right and the guy himself is a good fuck, she's sold. That bitch will orbit that dude no matter what he does, as long as he can still fuck and has a good dick, she will stick around. I've seen this shit myself. Hell, my wife is a good example, I'm not big, but I'm the only man that has ever made her come. She broke up with her last boyfriend almost primarily because of that. Luckily, even when her pussy is wetter than water, I still bottom out, so I don't worry about her looking for bigger dick.

Again, though, there are two things about any man that he cannot change: his height, and his dick. You can gain knowledge, wealth, charm. You can exercise and get tough, but you can't get taller, and you can't get a bigger dick, one of those factors plays a role in sating a woman's carnal desires.

>>9627151
why do traps never get hard when someone's fucking them up the ass?

>>9627303
look at it this way, if you wanted to jerk off would you rather you had to wait 30 min while you sit there and watch porn before you started and it felt a little better or would you want to just start whenever and still cum anyway?

>>9627337
>9627337
Shame

>>9627127
How big is that in womens numbers? 6-7 inches?

>>9614869
are you a male?

>>9599670
god that one is just sad...

>>9615930
do you always get to put your whole cock inside pussies? or sometimes it is too long?

>>9621348
Well I mean imagine when he's flacid..

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realitydicks on reddit hasn't quite taken off yet but check it out

>>9627940
SAUCE

PLZ

Anons, dont focus on length. You should focus on thickness.

>>9608710
I wanna be just like this nigga

>>9627940
>>9628217
plz I can't find it anywhere

>>9615881
10/10

>>9627940
>UniformPartialCanadagoose
http://www.xvids.us/couple-have-great-sex

>>9608679
Thats my size, I wish im a bit bigger :(

>>9603343
Bandages on left hand. Might be on pain meds.

>>9608718
She didnt enjoy that shit

>>9615987
Uncut is so gross. Who the fuck wants to put a smegma filled cock inside their mouth?

>>9627303
In my experience, this post is a load of horseshit. Women primarily get emotionally attached to the guy. Penis size is secondary. My wife and I are swingers and have been with hundreds of other men, women, couples, etc. If the guy can't hold a conversation, she isn't fucking him, I don't care how big his dick is. You don't have to be tall, athletic or have a certain sized dick. If you can make her laugh, not be dumb as dirt and not be an asshole, you're in no matter your 'dick size'.

>>9630426
>a smegma filled cock

take a shower you dirty slob

>>9627146
sauce?

>>9627303
you can change your dick size. look into water pumps.

>>9608882
this is more like a very large clit

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does ANYONE have her name?

>>9608718
watching her mush her face into his dick was so frustrating

>>9598276
Fuck those uncircumcised things are god damn gross as hell, lol. Couldn't pay me enough to suck on one.

>>9630466
Sorry, but this is completely bullshit. Size always matters and with small cock you will never be real men, even with full pockets of money. Yes, maybe you could buy some girl, but she never will really loving you. Only way how to deal with small penis is castration, or penectomy. I know, it's sad, but that's life - we are just crippled eunuchs because 5 inches are not enough for most of woman. I hate myself so much, but I have no another chance to get satisfied relatioship.

>>9632110
You sir have no idea what you are talking about. I'm average at just under 6 and my girlfriend absolutely loves me. Maybe you just haven't had the best experiences in your life just yet. Wait it out, you'll find a girl who loves it. You are getting way too crazy saying you need to be castrated... Like, wtf man. You just need to calm down and wait for the right one to come along.

>>9608696
so long dental plan

>>9609356
Citations needed
Trumps daughter is Jewish and so is his son in law who is a highly trusted advisor

>>9633752
ITS TEIM WE BEGAN

>>9627926
sauce please !

>>9608705
>now she knows when halflife 3 is coming out

>>9608124
Mine varies between 7 and nine inches depending on how excited I am, but my girl is only 5'5" -when I'm all the way hard and we do it doggie style I, "bottom out" and hit her cervix. Which turns her off so much we need to stop. :(

>>9635237
You are lucky man then... Silent envy my friend, silent envy.

>>9630466
ok, ok, I hear you, but what I'm getting at is that there's an "optimum" among humans, and certain attributes heavily outweigh others. Imagine a woman meets a man who is intelligent, charming, honestly loving and who also is well hung and a romp in the sack, but he's like 5' or something that dude is going to land Wild ass pussy all day, maybe slightly more if he were taller and athletic, maybe slightly less if he had a little dick. I'm not saying average Joe's can't land good ass, I'm just saying there are natural attributes that make doing so much easier.

Of course the same could be said for women, but considering her only limiting factor is possibly being a negatively effected genetic outlier, very small vagina, which I've run into, or ugly or some other out of control thing.

I'm not saying you can't get along if you didn't win the genetic lottery, I'm just saying life's little problems require less struggle when you get the long end of the stick. Pun intended.

As a girl who have been around short of being a whore, size really doesnt matter as long as you make her cum buckets. I have been with men who are big, 9in plus, yes it feels good but when you have a guy whose around 5in and hits that spot everytime... it is fucking amazing. To those guys out there insecure about your dicks, focus on your lady friend. Get her off, drive her insane...focus on her and not just banging her and thats that. Trust me, it makes all of the difference.

>>9620315
please keep talking, reading it makes me feel warm

Everyone also needs to keep in mind that having a big dick doesn't help you get laid unless they know you have a big dick. There's still a lot of initial work to get their interest before they have any idea about your dick. And if you're small, they won't know that until you're basically already fucking, and it's very unlikely that they won't go through with it at that point. Also girls are VERY EMOTIONALLY MOTIVATED and if she likes you she will like your penis more than a "better" penis because it's yours. They're not like us.

>>9598997
kek

>>9635728
you're not a girl

>>9629407
that kid saying "mama" at 0:11
BONER LOST

>>9598274
>small

>>9600380

It's called "snug fit" condoms.

>>9598276
in what universe is that small?

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>>9639174

>>9599631
>that 1 inch strip of pubic hair
Did this guy just say fuck it and stop mid shaving? Fucking MADMAN

>>9627940

damn shes pretty

>>9639174
She did it only for money - look at her disgusted face...

/delusional/

>>9640250
>Accept cruel truth
/Face the reality/

>>9622646
forreal, he is not small. it's the position and that his balls were pulled out of the pants making it look that way, it's only 1/3-1/2 of his length exposed.

>>9630426
You go to europe it will pretty much be the other way around

>>9608710
>>9608713
>>9608705
Wow, Doc Oc really has a small dick.

>>9627926
>realitydicks on reddit hasn't quite taken off yet but check it out
>>9627926
Looks average around 5 inches

The average penis is 5.2 inches in length and 4.6 inches in circumference.

So as long as you are between 5-6 in length and 4.5-5 in circumference you are golden. Also remember that circumference matters more in the end.

You're welcome.

>>9598997
top kek

>7in masterrace reporting in
>rofl at the triggered cucks

>>9630426
wash your fucken dick. ain't difficult.

>>9644192
>got 5.5 inches
>have the smallest peepee than any of my relatives/friends/squad mates/gym co-workers
>telling me I'm average

Why must you spread lies and false hope anon?

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>>9644899
i'll never understand ppl having problem with their own size...
Can you reproduce ?
Can you make women cum, with your dick or otherwise ?
Can you cum yourself ?

If this answer to those 3 questions is yes, you don't have any serious problem. Sure it'd be better to have a huge schlong (instead of a tiny schlort), but if your life depended on your dicksize in the first place, you were going to have a shitty one anyhow.

>>9615881
waiting for that webm of inverted nipples fucking japs

>>9610354
man that's a weird-ass dick

>>9644936
His penis seems to be over 7 inches, but for that girl is obviously still too small - look at her face when she's starting - she's laughing to him and thinks about something like "He's just pathetic crippled eunuch, why the hell he even trying? But ok, for once I'll give him some pleasure...", just look at her! That's why I hate girls - they are cruel disgusting creatures in their minds...

>>9645758
Jesus Christ did someone touch you? You ever had sex with an awkward girl? They giggle the entire time because in reality sex is an awkward fucking this to do, and giggling is the only way they know to vent it.

>>9645782
More like never touched him. This thread is a good glimpse into the mind of insecure guys.

>>9627857
Since when do people measure dick size while flaccid? The hell...

>>9645782
No, not really - I had only some caress and french kissing in car with pretty 27 years old girl after one beautiful trip - then she offered me to sleep at her apartment, but I refused her - and you know why? Because she was just another gold digger (actually like every girl) and I was for her only ticket how to get out of that dirty shithole where she lives! I have expensive german car, own house and great work, she living in old shithouse, almost among gipsies and working at post office like letter carrier - just tragic fate, but my life is much more terrible, because I'm 30 years old virgin with no future and only for my micropenis! Nobody could understand that feel my friends, nobody, except guys with same handicap - it's like when you wish to die every fucking morning! Nobody knows how hard is living like human waste, and only for so small piece of meat...

>>9621348
it's pretty small

>>9644360
yup especially before sex
rancid genitals are not fun same goes for pussy

>>9645758
>>9646077
Try watching the actual video, with sound. Then you will see why your attempt at analysing a 11 second, silent webm was completely retarded.

>>9635728
>yes it feels good
So it's bullshit that doesn't matter then?

>>9646149
I don't need to watch anything, because I have enough empathy to understand how woman thinks and this one is just obvious - look at her disgusted smile, just look at her face - there are nothing more to argue about... Or post link to the full video, I never saw more of it.

>>9600326
so you didn't win the penis lottery. big deal. theres more to you than just a penis. if you have fingers or a tongue then you can make a girl orgasm even if your dick won't.

also, i went to high school with a dude in a wheelchair that ended up marrying a slamming 10/10 blonde. another slammin girl i know from high school is engaged to a deaf guy. both great couples and good human beings. believe me, a girl looks at much more than your penis.

>>9646077
>>9645758
holy shit autism

>>9599647
Oh yeah

>>9645758
Anon....take it easy meng...

One she is high as a kite....and twoooo it looks like she is more laughing at her hair...he easily could have said move your hair

>>9615987
WTF???

>>9615881
made my day

>>9630426
jewish cunt detected

>>9627940
Realise its asian guy, and its prob above average for his race. 2nd see fucking JB poster in bg.

>>9615930
Fucking KIK Anon...Close to my first as well. Im more a nerd though. Bought condoms before and found I needed the Mag's.

It took like 10 times for her not to be in pain and cum. That fucked me up because of her pain I couldn't cum..totally mixed feelings.

Being 32 now...the woman ive been with are like WOW at first ...but when it comes to doggy or them on top...they kinda shut down...pussy gets less wet...and you can just tell. The moans turn into twitching...hands clinch the fuck out of the sheets...and its not done from pleasure..its done with "just cum you fucker cause im over it"

>>9599670
Source? She did another bang bus episode and I can't find this one.

>>9615663
idk it seems like the people who would go out to that study would be people who are secure with their dick size. Same reason you don't see small dicks very often not even in amateur porn.

>>9622291
best dri-fit commercial ever

>>9639969

What is your point?

>>9600588
Shoulda tried to get back up in that by saying some corny shit like "I bet you're missing MY dick by now haha". 60% of the time, it works EVERY time.

>>9609356
Something you don't seem to understand is that THE PUSSY EXPANDS AND/OR SHRINKS TO ACCOMMODATE THE SIZE OF THE DICK INSIDE OF HER. Like, during sex, after a minute or 2, it should have done what was necessary to accommodate you.

>>9630653
Isn't that a dude?

>>9627303

in my experience, if cheated on her man to be with you, she'll cheat on you to be with someone else, so enjoy that.

>>9622291

You guys think showing this to my girlfriend to teach her new ways to suck my dick is a good idea?

She's not a prude and she's pretty open about these kinds of things especially when it comes to pleasing me.

Honestly, I'm gonna do it anyways, but I just wanted some advice input from you retards if anything.

>>9629415
thank you

>>9649982
It doesn't shrink, but it doesn't really get stretched out either and it starts tight enough for even micro penises.

>>9647890
if only, here in the states it's really common for everyone. I'm about as far from a Jew as you can get and I still have a cut dick

>>9650059
The main mistake you made is trusting 4chan more than your own intuition.

>>9646077
You're a sad sad man. But really, if everything is so terrible, why not off yourself? Your misery would end and the world would be a better place for it.

>>9603334
Maybe because he's not completely hard yet? The head of the dick is still inside the foreskin.

He's got a chub-on. Probably the very beginning of the video.

>>9627337
Because they're taking female hormones so they don't get stubble, their voices get higher and their hair grows at a faster rate?

>>9649422
sauce

>>9627926
this deserves a careful analysis, sauce please

>>9650232
An erect penis is supposed to be covered by the foreskin.
His dick is hard, and normal sized.

>>9622291
omfg....

>>9645758
It's not a girl, it's a trap

>>9649771
My point? I just want to spread truth about this handicap, because trying to have girlfriend with penis under 5 inches is really not alright, my friend. Try to use your empathy - you really want to spread defect genes and one day have son with small penis? Really? Or what if your daughter will find boy with small penis or defect genes, hm? This is just degrading of mankind my friend! Whole human race could be corrupted only because losers with small penis, who can't accept their fate! I'm personally very glad for refugees with their strong genes and large genitals, because our white race needs new blood and seed - that's my point. And my future? I will live like sexless slave, without sexual life and with no girlfriend or children, because that's my place on this world. So follow my conviction and let's make human race strong again - it's the only way how to survive.

>>9651069
Give a proof or didn't happen. Gender changes nothing anyway - point still the same...

>>9651070
I dont get your fetish.

>>9599597
average range is between 4.5 - 5.6...

>>9651355
Probably in Asia, but not in Europe - our studies says otherwise...