Shit that looks like cumshots, but isn't

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Don't ask what it is, I don't know

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>>9576192

>>9577249
lol.

>>9576674
It's french porn actress brigitte lahaie.Don't know exact source but it's around 1970's

>>9576192
>>9577249
does anybody know which tv show is this gif from?

>>9576197
lol that's freaking awesome

>>9576435
old school.. remember seein this live

think it was 06? 08?

>>9578639
It's obviously Japanese. Dunno beyond that.

>>9576396
>>9576404
why

>>9576674
I don't know whether this is a Rambo parody or an obscure fetish

>>9576258
>>9576261

ritter & panettiere? sauces?

>>9579335
>Rambo parody

lol.

Liking this

>>9582616
Isn't that a Disney show? Where's the original?

>>9579327
Gooks are weird.

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>>9578639
Vividred Operation

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>>9576512
>>9576521

>>9576192
If your cum looks like that, I'd talk to a doctor in a hurry.

>>9584278
that's just a terrible joke

>>9583938
If your cum looks like that I have some really bad news.

>>9576197
That's awesome.

funny stuff

More like a thread about wasting pie by putting it on people's faces.

Idiots.

>>9585421
No this is fucking serious seek a professional.

>>9576192
only someone that needs to kill themselves immediately would insinuate that that looks like come
which is you

>>9585447
you are literally a faggot

>>9586464
this poster is a faggot

>>9587228
you are literally a faggot

>>9587268
this poster is literally a faggot

>>9582701
sauce/name?

>>9576192
Fucking goddamn i wish the main uploaders gif size was bigger, this shit is the best!

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>>9576192
>>9595856

>>9576396
>>9576404
you have to eat ALL the eggs!

>>9576396
Holt shit is that a fucking dinosaur egg?!

>>9597680
Ostrich egg, iirc.

>>9597680
>Holt shit is that a fucking dinosaur egg?!

We deserve to know

can someone post the gif where she tries to drink the champagne and it explodes out of her mouth? its off of a youtube video

>>9576234
who is she?

>>9602195
I feel garbage now

>>9597680
yes

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>>9576456

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>>9605795
also a timeless youtube classic from the olden days.

>>9596122
>>9576192

What if I give you the webm of this?

>>9576261
is there a webm of this?

>>9607194

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evGn5yce5_4

>>9605854
No one's stopping you from posting it, dude.

>>9576258
God fucking damnit who IS that actress??

>>9576350
I don't quite remember this. Source?

>>9616004
Okay, I'm an idiot.The movie's title is written on it: Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire

>>9576209
>>9576214
Fuck the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.

>>9615989
looks like that chick from pulp ficition, dont think its her tho

>>9615989
>>9616099

It's the lead from Jessica Jones.

>>9621849
you win

>>9621849
>>9625185
https://youtu.be/NgigpC-xAB8?t=200

>>9625304
shit video

that clip is the only thing in it worth posting

>>9626266
you're shit

>>9628779

>>9602195
You know, I drive past an Earl Miller Photography daily. I wonder...

>>9576569
Won't lie, had a good fucking laugh 9/10

>>9628780
What got deleted?

>>9602195
This girl is such a cunt, I remember seeing a clip where she went nuts because someone touched her hair or tattoo or something.

I love how she is upset about sugar in her hair and not cum.

>>9583849
Thanks, but I was obviously referring to the human part of the gif, not the anime part

>>9632054
Looks like Japanese TV.

>>9590383
no, he's figuratively a faggot.

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>>9621849

>>9640763
Anyone got Katy Perry with the two whipped cream cans?

>>9582701
just search Slime Wave

I >>9578861
Probably. Billy Mays died in '09.

>>9646617
>billy mays

>>9632054
I.... Don't think you specified which one.
Sorry, I just am autistic with Semantics.
Keep good <3

L
O
L

>>9605854
post pls

>>9651754
>cumshot

>>9576396
>>9576404
anyone have a video?!?

>>9602195
LMAO

>>9655099
what is this from?
you fucking cunt

>>9656705
SNL you dirty whore

>>9576444
Shoudlve changed the filename to
Blackguycums.gif

>>9632054
>obviously
>can't speak correct English
choose one

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I feel like this is related to the interests of people in this thread

>>9577249
kek

>>9671728
the fuck? Is that a solid log of butter she is gobbling down?

>>9671816
yes, she's lubing up for Jerome

>>9671728
this is actually disgusting

>>9671728
this made me feel sick watching it

>>9671728
Hello heart disease

>>9579327
for Science!

http://i.imgur.com/f5MIuSP.gif

>>9576220
>>9576224
>>9576227

http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/carrot-gif-nsfw-3430503.gif

>>9681103
Need sauce on this.

>>9677948
who is she ?

>>9671728
Paula Deen the early years

>>9597680
Technically, yes.
All birds are dinosaurs.

>>9656705
snl

>>9685893
Dat ribcage

>>9681052
Sauce?

>>9677948
welp, i have a new fetish

>>9677948
source?

>>9576192
bump

>>9695689
What the fuck is this?

>>9683581
Looks like she already has sauce on her

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>>9695689

>>9698423
Possession
Pretty convincing scene

>>9695689
wth is going on, she is bleading out her ears and vomiting!?

>>9695689

This is why you don't have sex with demons. Devils are fine, they follow laws and codes. But demons just fuck your shit up cause they assholes.

>>9695689
>the first night of the fappening

>>9597556
is there really noone getting the fucking reference

>>9576479
i fucking died, that file name

>>9576598
source?

>>9700256
We get it, it just wasn't that funny and nobody cares.

>>9698442
I see what you did there.
I like it.

>>9684579
Sauce?

>>9616173
Krystin Ritter

>>9684579
sauce where I can buy that glssy water disposer?

>>9655028
This one made me laugh out loud.

ancient thread

When this thread was created Donald Trump was accepting Hillarys resignation.

>>9576209
OOoooohhh get ready for me SWEETNESS

>>9690373
screenteamshow

>>9576625
looks like my ex, like it could be her

>>9727340
Amy Schumer in her early years?

>>9576192
Go see a doctor, kid.

>>9727413
this is literally the least funny joke ever you're literally a fucking faggot

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>>9681103
sauce please

>>9576197
How does it work?

>>9733005
it appears to be attached to a hair dryer

>>9681103
>>9731698
seconded

>>9738047
INDI007

>>9695689
this is fucking awesome what movie is this from

>>9744392
already been answered >>9698512

>>9677948

who is this?

>>9626266
what I thought first time I saw it

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>>9735910

>>9578617
>>9579335

Brigitte Lahaie - Island Women (aka Gefangene Frauen in not-American)

>>9579327
Eggs are actually really good for your skin/hair. Both if you eat them or apply them to the aforementioned areas. I dated a girl who washed her hair with eggs. I can't remember why, something about keeping the hair dry or less oily or something. Seemed to work either way.

>>9582701
who is the girl?

How in the fuck is this thread still alive?

>>9618634
I called her pretty once and she got so upset. lol

>>9707155
Literally the best thing to ever happen to him at that job.

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>>9597556
Fucking perfect

>>9576415
"She's foaming at the mouth!!"