Escort experience

I want to lose my virginity with an escort.
Any tips or something?

>>9546671
I prefer agency desu but it could be more expensive. Look all the optiones avaible and relax when you're with her

>>9546671
lose your virginity with a normal girl ffs, that's my tip

how could anyone contemplate doing it with a prostitute, I don't get it

>>9546698
I'm a 22 yo ugly, beta, virgin.
I tried to do it with a normal girl but i couldn't do it, this is my last option and I know it's sad

>be 19
>virgin
>feels bad
>i call up an escort
>skinny 8.5/10 22yr old.
>comes over to my apartment
>okay let's do this
>we undress
>eagerly bend her over my kitchen table
>fuck her senseless
>she moans loudly, saying i'm so big
>don't know if i am big, but who cares
>feels good and tight.jpg
>accidentally slips out and slams her in the ass
>i gasp in fear she'll scream
>moans instead
>i cum deep into her ass minutes later
>cleans up and goes

>>9546720
noice GJ

>>9546671
bumping. really interested in how to find an escort. would apperciate any form of sexual contact these days...

>>9546671

dude seriously just go find another nerd and bang, it's far easier than you'd think

>>9546730
True

>>9546655
OP I'm >>9546671 and I'm from Mexico too, any advice on where to find an good agency? I've been looking online but somehow they look sketchy and untrustworthy

>>9546730
Nigga trust me, I tried but I wasn't able to get the pussy.
I'm literally teh betaest dude you'll ever met

>>9546751
>I'm literally teh betaest dude you'll ever met

Then you probably wouldn't have the balls to actually fuck the escort either

>>9546741
I found in mileroticos, escorts for every state but dont be stupid, at least watch photos/video of the girl showing ver number. Also check prices If is too cheap keep searching

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If you're looking for an escourt try using eccie.com and find your city.I've seen four or five girls there and it's pretty reliable.

http://imgur.com/a/HuD1D

I've banged this three or four times. Great experience. It's not cheap but it does the job.

>>9546780
>eccie.com

Sorry, eccie.net

My bad.

>>9546741
I don't know where in Mexico you are, but when I lived in Guadalajara it was easy to find the red light district. Some things you have to do in person, forget about ordering online. Just walk around and see what's out there. Just watch out for the trannies. From what I remember, it was like $100 pesos to do your thing, maybe 20 minutes max. There were kids and grandma in the other room, but you get what you pay for.

Or go to a strip club, they have rooms in the back. Will set you back around $800.

>>9546971
Btw those were gringo prices, you could probably get away with much less

>>9546706
There are ugly beta girls you can sleep with

>>9546751
First step is to stop telling yourself that like some kind of mantra

https://www.gfemonkey.com/escorts/new-york-city

Expensive as fuck but you pay for quality.

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>Be me 22
>not virgin
>Always wanted to fuck a PAWG/Bimbo type white girl for fun
>Planned this at age 20 that I would save up money for that moment
>The time came managed to save $400
>Did two weeks of no fap to prepare
>Start searching
>80% of the ad's say NO AA
>sadfrog,jpg
>still search for a while
>Eventually find the exact type, incall
>Call her, set up.
>Get myself cleaned up and looking "non thuggish"
>Get there, she opens the door
>Busty, cute face, perfect ass.
>boner rising
>Small talk
>Pay for the 1 hour and half Pornstar experience
>Nervous at first but she tells me to relax
>After we get undress she wraps her arms around my neck and tells me
>"I know you're nervous but just Iet it all out, you can do whatever you want to me. I'm all yours" in the most sexiest tone.
>Max boner
>Deepthroat, Cowgirl, Tit sucking, Lots of titfucking, doggy, kissing, facesitting, ass slapping.
>Dirty talk and moaning
>Managed to bust three times
>Once on her face during a titfuck
>Once her tits
>Final in her mouth
>Spend last few moments sucking on tits for a while as she gave me a handy
>clean up and more talk about things
>Kisses me on the cheek and tells me to stay longer next time

She isn't around anymore, but god damn. I'd do it all over again, I know the whole deal with escorts when it comes to blacks. It sucks, but can't do anything about it. If I can give advice to anything who reads my post and is curious about getting an escort. If you want the best, you better be ready to pay for the quality.

>>9547174
What is AA?

>>9547195
african american

>>9547197
so just american?

>>9546727
Check out rubmap and backdoor

>>9547202
>backdoor
You mean backpage? That place is a LEO trap.

>>9547201
>just american
christ.

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>>9547195
>>9547201
It means there are escorts who don't service blacks. Multiple reasons really, pimps, robbing, rape or just don't want to serve them. Sometimes you get lucky if you're confident enough because some only put that in their ad just so the bad ones won't call them.

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>Be 21
>Out visiting family
>Realize riley mason is escorting near the area I'm staying
>Diamonds
>set everything up
>Met her at hotel
>Oh shit this is really happening
>Put money for an hour on table stand
>She starts rubbing my dick through my pants
>Tell her to put it in her mouth
>Voice cracked, feel like a loser
>She's a pro, so its whatever and she starts blowing me
>Cum in like a minute
>Don't know what else to do paid for an hour
>So what do you want to do now? She asks
>Mind goes blank, start dropping spaghetti
>Ask her to play with my balls while I watch river monsters
>She's so not into it but does it anyway
>When the hour is up she washers her hands and leaves without saying anything

>>9546706
I don't know if you're retarded or what but you obviously don't realize that if ugly beta males exist then ugly beta females must exist as well. Use your brain dumbass.

Can somebody walk me through the steps of what you actually do when you text the girl? Like how do you not get v&?

>>9547232
where are you finding her contact info?

>>9547232
Research, reverse search the images, google the phone number, find reviews on the escort.

Come on man, we got search engines for this. Think outside the box

>>9547201
No you dumb fuck the point is that whores are afraid to get robbed by niggers so they get racist and deny their services to AAs.

Luckily OP got the services that he required.

>>9547244
Pretty much this, niggas always ruining shit for others and want to complain about why no one likes them. Oh well I fucked a bimbo PAWG. I'm fine now.

>>9547244
>>9547265
why even bother with whores if you're black. Just go take a trip somewhere that's like 3% or less black and enjoy token black status. When there's only like 3 niggers around you're considered exotic

>>9546751

Read>>9547003

It may take time but stay focused. Go to the gym, eat good, stop video games and jerking off, etc. You have probably been at it so long it'll take time to change your brain chemistry, but you can do it.

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>>9547232
In the US

>Go to Eccie.net
>Find your closest supported city/reigion
>look at 'Provider Ads"
>find a girl you like, preferble newbie friendly
>check and make sure she has positive reviews on her profile
>if you want to read the full detail review pony up the $20 for two weeks.
>send her a PM or alternatively text her number from her ad or her profile
>Don't be an idiot. Get a burner phone, or use the "textme" phone app (android) to get a false number to text from
>ask her "want to get together" "are you avalible" etc kind of greating
>confirm her rates and what she offers (slang is here: https://skipthegames.com/articles/about-escorts/escort-terms-escort-sex-definitions-escort-abbreviations
>set up a meeting

There you go. Any other questions?

>>9547231
But why the fuck would he waste his virginity on an ugly butch when a hot prostitute can give him a much more fulfilling experience?

What, for that "I got a girl" cred? Fucking pathetic. Prostitutes are humans too, some of them can even be really nice. He should enjoy his first time, not just check it off a list by compromising on the local female mutt.

>>9546998
>>9546998
>There are ugly beta girls you can sleep with
Yeah i'd rather just pay to fuck a chick i actually want to fuck

>>9546751
These ideas are just social constructs, if you stop framing your perception of yourself in such a derogatory context then you will probably find things are a lot better than you initially considered. Also, if you attempt to take steps to exist more in the moment and engage in less self-assessment, you will probably improve your quality of life. In the psychological community we call that concept "mindfulness" there are probably some useful online tools that you can use. It's a useful skill to help people, especially those with negative self-perceptions, to live more enjoyable lives.
I hope things work out for you in the end anon.

>>9547320
That's all well and good in the long run but >>9547300 is actual practical advice to get him pussy now.

>>9546671
I leave my house once every two weeks.

>>9547307
fair enough

>>9547284
I don't know, just wanted to try a girl like that at least once. Maybe I should try that some day.

>>9547320
Don't take it too far though. People who can't self assess at all are cringey. It takes the right balance.

True story: after my first gf broke up with me when I was 18 and all mopey my mom sent me to Thailand to fuck escorts and get over it. It worked, but today I don't find any value in it as I want girls who want me.

>>9547354
How cute where the girls ?/10

Body types?

Underage?

>>9547223
>Ask her to play with my balls while I watch river monsters
money well spent

>>9546720
that's not how anal sex works

>>9547358

There were about 7 I was with there. On average I'd say 6.5/10. There were 4 I remember liking (a mild to wild skinny one 8/10 -very good sex-, a crazy one my friend liked but then she wanted me instead 7.5/10 -okay sex-, a shy girl next door type one 8.5/10 -meh sex-, and a soap bath house one who was 10/10 and was like a freaking cum vampire). There were literally a few times I was completely on empty when it was time for more.

im in the UK and use adultwork.com

>>9546706
You'll regret it bro.

My ugly beta friend didn't fuck a girl till he was 23 but when he finally did it was the best looking girl anyone in our group had fucked. She is obsessed with him. I am still mystified as to how he did that shit but if that retard can so can you.

>>9547380
Any underage?
How much was a go per girl?
Did they speak English?

>>9547197
Wow that sucks. At least you have a good attitude about it.

>45 yo milf
>hot and elegant, 8,5/10
>massages my back
>massages my anus and prostate
> then pegs me til I cum
>then again massagle back and ass
>fucks again with strapon till I cumm
>1 h nonstop fucking and prostate massage
>feelsgood.jpg

>>9546751
Use tinder

One week ago I try getting a prostitute for the first time. I have lept with about 25 women but never had a threesome and the prostitute said she'll bring a friend! Found her on backpage. She comes over and one of the girls goes straigt to my bathroom while the other one says she forgot something in her car. When the girl comes out of the bathroom she asks for the donation. I give it to her and she goes back into the bathroom to "wash hotsauce out of her eye." When she comes back out she doesn't have the money in her hand anymore, and says she wants to check on her friend but is too scared to go outside alone. I go outside with her and her friend is acting sick in the car. She says: "Lrt me just get in the car and talk to my friend for a second." I say "Im not letting you in the car with my money. Give it back." She starts yelling "Stop touching me!" and tells a guy I never saw before hiding in the backseat to get out to "Kick my ass." I tell her im going to break the window but they drive away with the door still open, almost running me over. I used the license plate to start tracking them down, and I send them threatening text messages. They send me a text saying they have a gun and will shoot me. I go to the hardware store and make a 12 gauge zip gun out of pipe. Then I text them a receipt that includes eggs, bacon, butter, and lots of ammo. I send the picture of the receipt with the text "whoops looks like I forgot the milk." Then they send me a video from a different number of them waving a gun at the camera. I search the new number on facebook and find all of their info. I learn she has twin children and that their birthday is tomorrow. I learnd that her boyfriend just got out of a year long prison sentence last week. I learn all of their lives really suck and I feel sorry for them. I send them a text saying that I won't blowtorch their fat after-all, and that they should buy the twins something nice for their birthday. I document all their info.

>>9547363
Anything feels tight to a virgin, her ass was most likely blown out and he couldn't tell

>>9547343
It's less about completely stopping self-assessment (that's essentially impossible without chemical assistance or a lobotomy) and more about reducing the level of cognitive load assigned to those thoughts.

>>9547393

Things are so cheap there. At the time it was like $30 for them to stay the whole night with you, plus they give you gfe and many get clingy. Its probably still pretty cheap. The shy girl seemed like 16 yo.

>>9547431

Lesson: Don't use Backpage, or if you do be sure to vet them somehow. Use eccie.

>>9547223
kek

>>9546671
Head to Australia. It's a fun summer vacay place in January (bloody hot, though). Brothels are legal. Most girls are welcoming of virgins. It's important though that you let the girl know otherwise you're not going to have a good time.

Pros:
- won't make fun of you
- won't judge you cuz hey, they're whores
- the sex will be amazing from your perspective
- no pressure because they understand what your situation is and there's no one to impress. They fuck for a living. They have seen larger and had better no matter how experienced you are, so you don't have pretend or try to impress with what you saw in porn
- you won't have to do that much work and you can actually focus on enjoying yourself. If you over-stress (like you normally would), you'll go flaccid and feel like shit
- if anything, you'll probably learn a lot more about yourself sexually and how to interact with a woman's body
- by law, the women HAVE to be clean and they get tested fortnightly. They will also do a health inspection on you. Safety and health is very important and if you try to skirt it, you'll get kicked out.

Cons:
- plane tickets are expensive
- you're technically paying for it, but if you took a girl to a nice restaurant and dumped 150 dollars on dinner, drinks, and a show, what's the difference?

Source: lost my v-card in a brothel in Brissy

>>9547231
Problem is the nerds put even a fucking beta nerd girl on a pedestal so they think they're entitled to better than themselves.

>>9546706
Just do it. You are not a fifteen year old girl. Virginity is not a special "gift" you choose. You are an adult man, it is a burdeyou need to relieve yourself of.

First time isn't anything special. Actually first few will be shit however you do it.

Corollary of the above don't do anything expensive that you will regret paying the money.

Agree on what she will and won't do, how long the service lasts etc. They open the issue usually even if you don't, shouldn't be a problem. Anything not agreed could be off limits or extra after you pay. (They have a nose for insecurity) They are whores, not the epitome of ethics, you see.

>>9546727
backpage.com/escorts

>>9547565

true, a male 5/10 doesn't have the same value as a female 5/10.

backpage.com/escorts

people say that the best whores are the ones that charge the most,
but the best lay I have ever had was a 100$ 55 year old whore
She was so good she would make me blow my load twice everytime and never bothered looking at the clock

I'm into milfs, but turns out shes a gilf, but you'd never know it by how tight she was
the first time I saw her (still remember it very well) she grabbed me through my jeans,
and held on tight as she looked me in the eyes and asked if I was LEO.

Then she commented how big I was, and said LEO can't lie, in our state while their genitals are being touched.
She was so good, I have met and fucked her again and again over the last 6 years.

>>9546730
>dude seriously just...
Any fucking tip than can be summed as "just do it XD" is terrible and no tip at all.

>>9547300
Sauce

>>9547624
never listen to ppl who had shit experiences, yet advise other ppl to do the same. especially if they came from shit decisions

>>9547561
>It's important though that you let the girl know otherwise you're not going to have a good time.

elaborate please

ITT
>kissing
>facesitting
>bjs(im assuming without protection)
With professional whores, if u are gonna fuck whores at least know on some level how dirty they are or jst wrap urm willy

>>9547662
Is Backpage actually decent? I feel like it ain't trustworthy.

>>9547212
I'm an leo and we honestly don't fuck with it unless there's a hint of underage

>>9546706
Dude I lost that shit when I was 15 and I was over weight and gross, like maybe a 6.7/10.
Girl was 11/10. I believe in you man!

I've been thinking about losing my virginity to an escort myself but the concern that it'll just make me want to have sex with someone who doesn't just want my money that much more is what holds me back.

>>9547741
Please don't use backpage. Eccie has literally verified escourts. For fuck's sake.

>>9546720
>accidentally slips out and slams her in the ass
>i gasp in fear she'll scream
>moans instead
well there are anal queen escorts but they prefer beforehand. Also read of guys who go for the ass and ´slam it ignoring the girl's pain but I don't buy this story. A girl from an agency or working on her own without need for the money would have stopped here

>>9547363
One time I accidentally slipped into my gfs ass while we were fucking. It slipped right in. She had been close to cuming so I think she was probably really relaxed. But most of the time we need tons of lube and patience because I often walk into the club like what up I got a fat cock.

>>9547354
lol your mother sent you? Well there are cultures where the men got to brothels with their sons. Like in this film with Monica Bellucci

>>9546720
>accidentally slips out and slams her in the ass
You do not know the operational specifications of the human female's butt-hole.

>>9547380
i wouldn't be surprised if the 10/10 one was a guy. usually the hottest 'women' in thailand are the men.

>>9546751
Maybe you should consider killing yourself.

>>9546720
My thing is that he says he fucked her senseless except he's a virgin and never done this before and some how doesn't cum in a few mins? fake as fuck

I'm a big fag and went to a tranny escort and got thoroughly fucked
Good times.

>>9547561
Same anon I was 18 when I said I wanted a pro to teach me how to have sex and also be with someone who wasn't going to fucking judge me.
>Be 18 and want to fuck a lady not a girl
>Go down the local and have a look about
>Tell the madam that I am new to this stuff
>She recommends someone who is an expert on first timers
>Introduced to an Asian goddess
>36 years old, fucking 10/10 in my eyes dark skinned Asian
>She takes me back into the room
>Room is all nice, like a classic rich persons room with dark red walls, nice bed, and even a spa in the room
>Too nervous for the fancy shit so I bath before in the shower and get ready
>She comes in this smoking hot lacy teddy thing and is all smiles
>So nervous I cannot even get a hard on
>She sits me on the edge of the bed and starts to suck my dick
>She is doing it without a condom and I ask in a scared tone if that is ok
>She says she only does it with cute people she likes
>Not sure if bullshit or not but my god can she suck
>Im laying back and taking it when she coils her fingers into mine and pulls me up to watch her
>She stops for a moment to say 'you have to watch that's half the fun'
>Now I am fucking diamonds and getting into it slowly
>She lays me back on the nice silky pillows and proceeds to get naked
>Gets on the bed and slips my cock between her ass cheeks before slightly raising to put it in her
>She is fucking staring right in my eyes as she does this and its intimidating and sexy at the same time
>She is so wet and so hot inside, I guess young men are her fetish or something
>We go at it and im loving every second of it
>Finally finish up and gives me this massive hug and tells me I am cute
>Kisses me on the cheek as I go back to my car
Ill never forget her, she was exactly what I wanted and needed for my first.

>Horny so go online to see who's about
>Russian girl
>Looks like a drugged out of shape Olga Kurlyenko
>Go see her
>She's nothing special
>Get down to it
>Fucks hard and great emoter
>Getting into it
>Cum inside condom which I don't do often
>Come back to see her multiple times
>She gets healthier and more fit
>Best fuck I ever had
>Takes iniatitive biting, twisting and fingering my asshole
>Takes my cum on her face and mouth with gusto
>Get tidbits of her life
>Ethnic Russian from Donbas
>No longer drinks, probably because of bad lifestyle there
>Disappeared sometime after Ukraine problem blew up
>Probably went home and fucked Givi

>>9547943
To be an escort you gotta be tough with clients because you can imagine they deal with a lot of cunts. I was going down on a girl (don't care, love it) and suddenly she jumped up and said I bite her, always been perfctly pleasent before that, I had to calm her down and say I didn't mean to, she said okay but if it happened again she'd punch me

>>9548089
>biting, twisting and fingering my asshole

worst rimjob ever

Why do you people use Backpage and eccie or whatever, you actually believe those pictures are real? Get out on the street and see them in person. Any major city has "pay to play" services, although street walkers are becoming increasingly rare. Look for "massage" places in seedy areas. I don't know about you, but I'm not willing to drop $400 plus tip for a fuck. Even in NYC you can get high end Koreans for $180 with sauna and massage. You can go $50 a pop here with the Mexicans, but I've never gone that low.

>>9547195
Criminals

>>9547773
Really? That true in fl?

>>9546698
Cause they let you do dirty things some random girl might not be cool with. Like facefucking, anal, ass to mouth, and you can be rough.

>>9547265
Honestly thats just a jewish lie desu

>>9548006
my first time I lasted like 30 minutes. With a pretty hot girl. Porn as desensitized our eyes a lot and beer can also help last longer.

Just because you sucked your first time doesn't mean everyone does.

>>9546770
this

>>9547300
Is this the daughter from Castle?

>>9548006
Stop pushing your own shortcomings on to other faggots. Just because you one pumped your first time, doesn't mean we all do. Just means you're weak-dicked.

>>9547448
That's not how asses work either.

>>9548006
I needed like 40 minutes to cum. Not everyone come fast to me if I'm not relaxed it makes it hard. Yes there are men who don't have orgasms at sex too

>>9548006
My first time lasted 30 minutes m8.

>>9548017
sounds incredible. 10/10

any more stories/

>>9548139
>worst
pretty sure you meant to type 'best', senpai.

>have big benis
>go to cheap asian escort
>feel like a king for the night

done it a few times now its pretty nice

>>9548364
BS. Even hookers care about catching STDs, no way they will let you do those things unless you are a regular. I had a girl I saw often and she let me BB, but no way first time meeting them.

So Backpage is basically understood to be a sting-operation site.

Anyone know if Rubmaps is legit nowadays? Thinking of getting a 1-month membership but REALLY don't need a run-in with the fuzz right now...

>>9546698

No expectations

>>9548557

Why the FUCK would anyone even agree to BB a hooker? They've literally been fucked thousands of times by thousands of dudes and if she'll let you go in raw, she's let thousands go in raw.

>>9548568
Each to his own, pal. I don't know how people can eat them out either, but I would say a BBBJ is just as risky for the guy as BB sex

>Live in Las Vegas, go to The Las Vegas Lounge to check out the local tranny street walkers
>See this one that looks amazing, park the car, she hops in.
>We kiss, she still looks good.
>Start driving to her place and she talks non stop about fucking nothing and conspiracies.
>We go into to her place, dive apartment. Her roommate/bro is in there and leaves.
>She strips and turns light on... isn't as hot as she was in the dress and high heels... but still pretty decent.
>Fuck it, I'm horny.
>We begin... very fucking awkward on both parties.
>She is way too tight... like, painfully so. And I'm not even a big guy...
>30 minutes of awkward tranny sex.
>We're done, she apologizes that she couldn't get the "rhythm" going.
>Agree to drive her back, because I'm retarded.
>She talks nonstop about nothing again, more conspiracies, and now apologizing as well.
>Drop her back off at a local bar, she buys me a couple drinks because she knew it wasn't as good as it should be and I gave her a ride.

... haven't tried it since.

>>9548557
what is BB?

Got sucked off by a cute east european girl, maybe 22-25 years old, came in her mouth

40€ in germany

>>9548593
Good deal

>>9548592
Bread bowl

Not all places offer it tho

>>9548568
and they do this with condoms. If a hooker who is a bit more pricy offered bareback I would be less scared than if a regular girl wants to do it without. Don't think you are the only guy with enough game to make her go bareback. hookers have hundrets of guys, 1000s if they do it for long enough but "normal girls" who are secret sluts are more dangerous imo. they go into triple digits too

>>9548592
Bare back

>>9547174
Sounds like a fucking hella of a time, you have any pics of her? or nah

>>9548017
Where did you finish?

>>9547302
This is funny in that I could swap certain words to create the common opposing viewpoint.

>>9546730
>dude seriously just go find another nerd and bang, it's far easier than you'd t

not necessarily. People say it's "easy", then a guy goes and tries and gets looked at or treated like he's out of his mind.

>>9546655
>Be 22
>Switzerland, it's 100% legal here
>Visiting escort since I'm 19
>At least 3000+ CHF has been into escorts
>Don't regret it, they were at least 8/10 all of them
>But I'm poor
>My GF doesn't know it
>She's a 4/10, and not really into sex things desu
>pic is not related

>>9546741
Zonadivas

>>9547201
this

>>9548762
Not into sex with you, maybe. The Muhammads that your government imports are a different story with her.

Had my first time with a prostitute too. Not a ugly beta, but I hated these types of relationships that were all about shit tests and without mutual compassion and understanding. When I was 20 I was still a virgin. before I thought it was ok, sex is a thing a woman and a man have together but then I understood that even pseudo feminists hate men that "are not manly enough". Managed to get a girl but had to lose virginity before so she don't notice I'm not a stereotype. Lying is everything
>prostitution is legal in Germany
>Many "better" brothels offer "Anfängerservice" - service for beginners
> look up reviews of women
> find a freelancing woman in her 30s fromTurkey
> Contact her (and a few others but settled for her) asking if a virgin was fine
>she said ok
>Go to the appartment she used while in Germany
>Get a SMS on the way, she can't today because a client the evening before was so "passionate" (she likes hard sex according to her advertisement) she had some pain this morning, and she wants to offer good service so not with pain
>Get a new appointment
>walk up the stairs, her door is open, I go in
> door closes behind me, turkish woman in lingerie looked kind of surprised
> "you are really over 20?" (she decided for herself she didn't want it younger)
> "Yes, do you want to see my ID?"
>she believed me either way, I payed, went to shower
>She asked if this was really my first time
>Said yes, I was kind of nervous
> She said she was nervous too
> showed me how to lick pussy (inb4 all prostitutes are filthy),blew me a while, fucked in doggy and missionary, when she noticed I had problems to cum, she massaged my perineum with 2 fingers while blowing without condom
> finish in her mouth (told me that was ok in the beginning), she sucked out the last drop and showed me nothing was left in her mouth
>had to prepare for later client else she would have given me more time
>got chocolate when I left - turkish hospitality

girl was shit and I had more prostitutes after

>been with gf for 4 years
>we have a huge massive argument and she denies me sex for weeks
>then its her period after we made up
>she is busy putting the baby to sleep at night so when she comes to bed she's tired
>one night I crack and say I am desperate, please have sex with me, I feel like going to see somebody else
>she cries and says she can't and we sleep seperately
>the next day, go to see an escort
>crack house with shit garden in the middle of nowhere
>woman has huge flabby stomach and dangly tits but I am too scared to say no I want to leave
>she gives me BJ with no condom - at this point I am pretty desperate
>tbf feels amazing and we have sex with a condom too
>fast forward 2 days and I have itchy dick and aching balls
>this was on Saturday
>been to the STI clinic but the results take 1 week
>now I am gonna have sex with my girlfriend because I've been avoiding her all week and there's nothing more I can do
>too scared to confess and probably ruined my life
true story bros this week.

>>9548859
>gf
>baby
Knew you were full of poor decision making skills right there. Only thing that can be worse is if it's not yours, kek.

>>9548859
fuck. you need to speak to a counselor. it's gonna be a hard week. you'll need it. and don't let the guilt be the reason for the breakdown of the health of the mother of your child. that's just stacking up the pain.

>virgin, 23 years old
>contemplating getting a top class escort
>fuck it, I'll try to lose it normally
>go out with a chubster from tinder
>takes 1 date to fuck her, come 4 times in one night
>fuck the escort a week later anyway

Don't get the negativity about escort fucking, the escort was WAY hotter than the girl I fucked first and was super nice. Shit wasn't gross either, she was professional and showered before and after, had huge titties and basically let me do whatever I want. Only problem was I came after about 5 seconds so it wasn't as enjoyable as it could've been, but still the second time wasn't bad at all.

>>9548859
I heard after women give birth they shouldn't have sex for a long time (a few months at least). I think it has to do with the baby tearing the uterus.

>>9547223
fucking kek lmaoooo

>>9547662
>gilf was just as tight as a milf
>surprised

Did you think this one through anon?

i once was very horny so i stopped at a cute roadside hoe.
told her to get on her knees and open her mouth came all over her face and blouse.
she wanted to help but told her she can't touch me that would be cheating.
paid her around $35

>>9548924
I have two kids 11 months apart, do the math lol

1 month after vaginal birth is as long as I'm going to wait, generally even less.

Anyone curious, the best site in the UK is adultwork.com. Just click escort and enter your postcode and distance from area.

>>9549170
Cheers

>>9549170
yep that's where I got my STI

One thing I cannot stress enough when talking about this topic: DO NOT lose your virginity to an escort. It's not just the same. When you get the idea you know sex with different people is never the same. Experiment and get yourself comfortable with random girls, no matter the x/10 scale. Get together with an escort when you feel trying things you'd never ask a girl you care about within the first 50 times you have sex. Confidence is the key, though there's a fine line between confident and over-confident. Not getting lucky? If you've been alone long enough you know the feeling "so what", move on. Not all the girls expect you to be That Someone. If it's not working with someone it's not working, move on.

Been there way over 30s, so just my two cents.

>>9547685
>>9548404

Samantha Rone

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>23
>UK
>Go on adultwork and see a retired hungarian porn star is touring near me
>Pay £170 to fuck her and film it
>tfw we 69'd and I came with my nose in her butthole

Was pretty good m8, wouldn't do it often but working overtime at the moment. webm related

>>9549356
also her name is peneloppe fere

>Be 21
>In a relationship
>Gf is pregant
>Cheating turn me on
>Call escort
>Drive to her place
>Pay 200$ for 1 hour
>She 8/10
>Start taking for 5 min
>She starts sucking my cock
>Ok blowjob
>Start fucking
>She´s on top riding my cock
>Starts kissing while fucking
>Cumming within 15 minutes
>Makes out for about 10 minutes
>Gives me massage
>Drive home
>Fucks girlfriend
>Sleep

>>9548859
grade A idiot.

>>9549170


what's best site for USA?

>>9547003
THIS

>>9546751


too many guys decide they ain't gonna fuck until a 10/10 lays naked and begs them BREAK down and fuck a chubby once and a while. It'll keep you in practice and boost you.

WORK your way up the scale

>>9549410
True... fuck a girl thats a bit chubby

They suck dick like a champ and boost your confidence

this thread just makes me even more weary of sex. STI's abound and all :\

>>9547223
how did you not get hard again?

>be me
>25
>haven't had sex in over two years
>fat and bald, look like a pedophile rapist
>look through backpages and find a few nice escorts
>always cost $200+ which I don't really have to spend
>know I'll just get performance anxiety
i should just kill myself

>>9546720
"apartment" at 19 yea ok

>>9547431
even if this isn't true, this is the most entertaining post I've seen on 4chan in years

Fuck, this thread is depressing.
>>9549446
>audible sigh

>32m, virgin
>went to an escort
>she rents a flat to take customers to
>go through reception
>be extremely embarrassed while lady in reception calls escort
>get there, take a quick shower
>make out
>she sucks my dick but can barely feel anything cause of death grip from years of furiously masturbating to extreme porn
>try to fuck her but cant keep dick hard cause of lack of sensation
>stuck two fingers up her pussy, which was pretty loose after probably fucking other dudes earlier
>eat her out a little, she pretents to cum
>take shower
>leave
>anxiety feelings for like two weeks for fear of getting herpes

couldn't cum. 2/10 cause i don't care much about being a virgin anymore

>>9547363
butt it is

>>9549487
when it was my first time i couldn't cum either. pussy was under stimulating. you get used to it tho.

>>9549270
What do you mean by sex is never the same after?

>>9549487
>>9549552
>Still feel like a virgin after fucking an escort (without cumming)

Will I feel better if I consider that I could at least get a girl to make out?

>>9549552
Pussy is all pretty unstimulating after she gets too wet

>>9549588
LOL that's sad mate

>>9549482 I haven't read through it yet, came to share a tale, whats depressing?

>25
>have always wanted to fug an escort
>the danger
>the taboo
>finally find one that isn't too fat or trashy
>is black but whatever
>get to the place, a motel near a strip club
>let her know I here.
>waiting. not sure what to do/
>getting nervous
>begin thinking about what may happen if I get caught
>Should have saved money for bail
>family will find out
>maybe I should go
>she txts back to me "all ready ;)"
>Go inside
>nervous about getting naked but eventually do
>she asks if it is my first time
>"no, but it is my first time doing it this way"
>she smiles and grabs my cawk
>"don't worry honey, just relax, and let me know what feels good"
>pulls out a condom and places it on me
>she bends down and begins sucking my dick
>feels great. Not the best though due to condom
>after a while, she gets on top
>Its pretty good, she is petite and not too big so I can move her around and pick her up some
>no matter how fast she goes, can't get past the "wall" so I can't cum
>ask her to lay next to me, holding her body close to me, rubbing up on me while I jack it to her
>"oh yes, whatever you want babe"
>she talks dirty into my ear
>OH SHIT
>cum everywhere, she makes "Mmm Mm, oh yes" type noises
>she asks me if it was good, I say yeah
>clean up, get dressed, say good bye

That was the first time I ever did it. I did it 6 more times with some other escorts.

>>9549162
Found the nigger

>>9549597
we can't all be chads, douche

>>9549588
i think it's just performance anxiety and also have to learn to enjoy orgasm when you are blown or fucking instead of jacking off.

if you forget about the girl and only concentrate on your pleasure you get the hang of it.

truth is pussy no matter how lose provides enough friction to cum. maybe you have to adjust the angle the rhythm how strong or how fast you shove it in.

If anyone's up for a trip to Japan, prostitutes hot af. Look up toubita shinchi

>>9549608
But most of us are average

>>9546720
That's the best thing that never happened

>>9548006
I took like 30-40 minutes my first time with an escort.

It's a combo of desensitization from porn, a death grip while jerking off, and using a condom for the first time (Killed the sensation a lot more than I thought it would).

It was funny because she seemed completely exhausted when we were done, I really forced her to work for her money and it made me feel like Don Juan for the next week or two.

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>>9546720

>>9546698
> no listening to constant complaining
> don't have to deal with her outside of sex
> no wasting time / energy hitting on women and tolerating their stupidity
> none of the bullshit you typically deal with trying to get laid

desu it's not a surprise that marriage and the birth rate are nosediving -- men are realizing how utterly shit women have become in the west

>>9546698
Because you don't want a gf or any of the extra emotional/dating bullshit that goes along with chasing pussy.

>>9549446
What's not to believe? I had an apartment at 17, bought my first house at 21.

>>9549706
>>9549711
botha gf and a prostitute seem expensive. One may be cleaner than the other. Either way, sex is fucking scary. Look at all the horror stories here!

>>9548006
I was super fast, it's not just you.

>>9546655
>how could anyone contemplate doing it with a prostitute, I don't get it
Best thing I've done. If I had waited I'd still be a virgin at 27. Fucking a prostitute gave me enough confidence to later be able to fuck normal girls.

>>9549706
women used to appreciate the security men provided for them.
now they are all strung and independent they don't need no men. the attitude is what's killing it.

>>9549784
How so? Did you just go up to every girl you met after your encounter with a lady of the night and whisper in her ear "Hey gurl want sum fuk?"

>>9548006
I couldn't even cum first 3 times I had sex..

>>9547223
if true, this is the greatest story ever told

>>9547195
Anti aircraft, she was afraid of the flak.

>>9548859
>we have sex with a condom
im assuming you meant without. also, why would you not use a condom?

>>9547174
I know that feel. Im actually friends with one after i showed her that not all blacks are thugs but she doesn't hook anymore

i fucked a bulgarian chick for 3 hours. she had lovely blue eyes and looked like kyla cole. was goat.

>>9550450
btw this was in a backwater town of europe so it was the real deal if you know what i mean.

I joined the Army out of high school and was sent to Korea and then Germany after training. I literally fucked around 400 whores in those three and a half years.

Even though I was only in Korea for a year, close to 300 of those were while there. Back then it was 10 to 20 bucks a pop for a good time. Once I got to Germany, it was around 50 bucks, so I had to cut back. Good thing about Germany was that we were talking about super model quality looking women.

>>9550461
How many diseases do you have?

>>9550470

I'm clean as a nun. Cool thing about Korea is that they gave you condoms when you were leaving the post.

>>9546698
dudes have been losing it to prostitutes for ages. its only recently that it's considered weird. and even then its only in north america and europe. pretty much everywhere else, its pretty common for a dude's friends or even his dad/uncle to get him a whore when he's like 13-15. it's part of the passage of becoming a man.

>>9546671
go to an asian massage parlor, preferably a korean one but whichever one is fine. ask how much for "full service" go to the massage room, get naked, and leave the "tip" for the girl (usually around 80-100 but fancier places charge around 200).

>>9550481
so those condom commercials are a lie? If you really fucked all those women, how did you not catch anything?

>>9548710
Nah this was a long time ago, I forgot where I found her but just think of your average bimbo pornstar

>>9550461
in germany was it FKKs? That's what i did.

>>9550509
why? what happened in the commercial? did it say you still get diseases?

>>9550509

What are you talking about? Aside from the fact I always used a condom, in both Korea and Germany, the whores have to be licensed. In Korea, if a soldier tested positive for an STD, they had to go downtown and point out the whores they had fucked so they could be tested themselves.

>>9550567
I read that in Germany, testing for prostitutes isn't mandatory.

>>9550555

What do you mean by FKK?

anybody else look at everyone in relationships and feel mildly bad about it but then remember that someone like you doesn't deserve anyone at all?

>>9549380
Nice, don't get the cheating thing though, I guess I've only ever been with girls I gave a shit about, haven't been many. Fucked an escort once from Backpage, did too many opiates beforehand though (back before i was clean) and took forever to come.. would do it again now that I'm single and clean though just don't want to get busted by a cop.

>>9550573

I'm not sure what the rules are now, but I know that back in the late 80's when I was there, they were licensed and tested.

>>9549439
No man, lose weight, shave your head, it sounds hard but your life can and will turn around, please believe that

>>9550579

me too thanks

>>9549599
That's hot, I'd love a small, cute black girl, I've only ever been with white/Hispanic girls, hot but only the Hispanic was kinky in bed

>>9550575
it's basically a relaxed Sauna club style of Brothel where there's a food buffet, spas and pools. You get to relax and check out women from a distance to see who you wanna bang. I spend about 12 hours there for 1 visit each time I go.

>>9550593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCLalLXHP4
>sadfrog.jpg

>>9550555
The commercials usually say wearing one does not prevent the transmission of STD's/STI's nor constitutes a form of birth control, i.e. you could still make a chick preggers (hole in condom)

>>9550616
that's just to protect themselves. how many stories have you heard of a condom not breaking and the girl still getting pregnant?

>>9549803
You must be a virgin and/or retarded.. my first time was with my first girlfriend (also a virgin) when I was 16 in the back of my car. The sex sucked.. I was nervous, barely even came... Later it got better for both of us, she was beautiful, lovely slender body, brunette... Still think about her.. but losing it to an escort and having a good experience would've made fucking that girl so much better, I would've really given it to her the way i do with girls now.. I'm not even that big, about 5.5 in, average but it's all technique..

I'd never eat out an escort though as much as I love eating pussy

>>9550608

Sounds pretty awesome, wish I would have run across one. Most of my experiences in Germany were in what we called "50 mark park". The girls were set up in RV's on a street not that far away from base. The others were in the red light district in Frankfurt.

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>>9550445
It sucks, but my love for booty keeps me going. I'm thinking about finding another PAWG(Phat ass white girl, for some who don't know the term) for new years one last time. Don't know, but I felt confident again after doing that. Started talking to girls again, cleaning myself up. But hey I just wanna do it one last time.

>>9550625
Good point

>>9550634
Can't I be both? Why do you think I'm in this thread? To learn.

>>9548908
what a story, 10/10

>>9547195
anonym alcoholics

>>9548331
I've only used the "bodyrubs" section of backpage, but have had no issues.

If you're really concerned about LE just cross reference any number with the erotic review. It might narrow down your options at lot, but at least you'll know

>>9547218
Also disease. HIV is way more common in blacks than most people think. Something like one in 15 have it.

>>9548588
for you

>>9550720
Shit no matter what I always wrap it up. I'm not going around fucking everything, but still I want to be safe.

>>9546720
>virgin
>cum deep into her ass minutes later
>minutes later

cool story bro

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>23 years old lonely virgin
>Had one or two occasions to fuck before, but was too retarded to use them
>Decide to pay for escort with local agency
>Girl shows up, looks nice, much smaller than me
>We chat for a few minutes before heading to bed
>Nervous as shit we start making out, then blowjob
>Want to make it less awkward so I turn on my radio to a classical music broadcast
>She starts riding me
>Goes on for two minutes then it begins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA
>Slowly but surely I realize what is happening
>It's fucking Can Can
>I start fucking to the beat of the music and cannot bring myself not to follow the rhythm
>Start laughing uncontrollably, instantly lose my erection
>Girl is confused as shit
>End up having to finish myself because girl isn't turning me on anymore
>Mfw lost my virginity to the sweet tunes of Offenbach

>>9550483
>its pretty common for a dude's friends or even his dad/uncle to get him a whore when he's like 13-15. it's part of the passage of becoming a man.

This. I have a friend from Bosnia who's brother bought him a whore when he was 12 so he could lose his virginity.

General question regarding hookers

If I pay for 30 minutes but come after 10 can I still keep on fucking her?

Because sometimes I nut real fast but I have no issues staying hard

>>9550763
Depends on the girl. Hookers are more likely to think you're done with them once you've cum. Escorts are paid for their time, so they'll hang around.

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>>9550573

I know that testing is free for them and definitely encouraged, but I don't know if it's mandatory.

My only experience with a prostitute was in Germany. This 8/10 girl conned me into paying $50 for basically jerking myself off in front of her. She did the old "bait (bate) and switch", where I paid for what I thought was full service but once she got me naked with my dick in her mouth she was like, "yeah, you need to pay extra if you want to actually fuck me."

It pissed me off to no end because I was trying to decide between her and this 6/10 black girl, who looked kind of old and a little used up but who seemed more laid back and definitely said "full service"...but I went with the young, fresh faced bitch who isn't struggling for cash. I learned my lesson.

In closing, ALWAYS make sure your 100% agreed on EXACTLY what services you'll be getting BEFORE you hand over the money.

Pic related...what I wish I could have done to that cheating whore

>>9547300
afraid to look this stuff up. should i get some special browser or proxy?

>>9550763
It depends. If you're fucking a window girl in the red light district of Amsterdam, then when you cum the transaction is over. If you want to cum again, then you have to pay again. Like this guy said >>9550780, escorts are paid to hang out, but make sure to negotiate the situation up front.

>Be me
>21 y/o
>be in 3 1/2 years relationship
>love her like mad
>also love BJ's
>she only gives good head when she's into it
>at that time didn't blow me for about 2 months
>had a fight, separated in a way, doesn't want to see me
>decide fuck it, make an account for a website for hobby escorts
>find a 28 y/o with nice pictures, really cute
>she's in an open relationship
>make an appointment
>had to wait at least half an hour in the cold until she's all ready
>says i can come upstairs, but be silent so the neighbours won't find out
>get there, go past the door
>defo looks older than 28, a bit "drug"trashed
>about 6/10
>not as nice as the pictures, sadly but still OK
>talk about many things, also weed
>gets up to get ready in the bathroom
>comes back in nice lingerie
>sadly she is a smoker which i dislike but she brushed her teeth beforehand and used mints
>made out, was OK
>got to fondle her breasts and butt, breasts a little too soggy for my taste, butt also not very firm

later found out she's a mother of two which is also why i had to be silent

>started blowing me
>nervous as fuck so i can only maintain a semi
>feels pretty nice
>am all tense, tells me how cute it is to have someone so young and nervous
>after about 10-15 min switches to hand and makes me cum

Made me kinda sad since i love to bust a nut in a mouth. Don't care about swallowing though

>Talk a little more, says i am welcome to come again for free and to get high with her bf

Sadly no time so i had to pass on the free threesome, talked to her several times through whatsapp but now it's been over 2 years i talked to her

>clean up, leave my donation and go with a hug and kiss on the cheek

It was alright, would do it again but i was kinda sad about the misleading pictures.

Shortly after i made up with my gf and we got back together

>>9546741
Bro lo que estas buscando es zonadivas métete ahi, dan muy buen servicio

>>9549446
I had one at nineteen. went to college at 17, got ba, got job, apartment!

>>9547302
>Prostitutes are humans too, some of them can even be really nice.

Very much agreed. Have been good friends with many pros.

>>9547927
>Eccie

But you have to sign up which fucking sucks. I don't want to deal with some membership shit, even if I use a fake email address and whatever else.

>>9550849

You have to sign up but you don't have to pay to get good info. TER and others are less useful unless you pay. Eccie rocks.

>>9547431
Fuckin A+ if true. I just wish you would have gotten revenge. Even if it was just slashing their tires or breaking their windows.

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1st time
fkk oase

>~30 naked ho's walking around
>heart racing
>order a whiskey + coke (tm) at the bar
>girl approaches
>turn her down (5/10)
>go to jacuzzi
>ponder existence
>go back into the bar area
>take a seat near the back
>watch the girls from a distance
>spot 9/10 ass
>get up off chair walking towards dat ass
>don't break eye contact until I reach the girl
>introduce myself
>"i'm from yae, and you?"
>small talk over
>me: do you want to have some fun?
>sure!
>takes me by the hand
>is here good?
>all 3 walls of the room are made of mirrors
...

>>9548588
Referring to a tranny as "she". Fuck off kek.

>>9550872
caring this much about pronouns
>>tumblr

>>9550580
The best part about a relationship is cheating and getting away with it and still being able to fuck your girlfriend. It's just a pain in the ass keeping up with being more clever than your girlfriend and not to seem suspcious.

>>9549439
You should go for it, it's like a lot of stories here, tell them before hand that you're a beginner and that you're nervous, they know how to calm you down and get you into it.

First time I was super nervous too because I always came in like 30s, so i decided to tell her before I met her, I paid for an hour and came like 3 times...

Whatever you have they'll work around it, she even gave a BJ with a condom, because she said I would last longer(which surprisingly to me worked) I lasted like 5min, was a huge confidence booster.

>>9549599
I don't understand the "pay for sex mentality". Like can you guys not get sex for free. Is it you'd rather pay to have an 8/10 or above girl without the hassle of having to talk to them and work them into it. Explain for me.

>>9550874
There's a difference between fucking a guy and a girl faggot.

>>9550902
Word. I've cheated on my gf (now wife) with at least four different women and several prostitutes. One was an ex-gf, another was a chick I went to hs with, another was a former professor, and the last one I had a serious affair with for four years. I'm convinced that my wife knows but as long as it's not blatant, she's ok with it. Whenever I'm in cheating threads on 4chan people are like, "Why don't you just leave your wife". But it's not that easy, since I actually like her as a person and we're financially tied together. I just want something more when it comes to sex.

>>9550919
Some will tell you that it costs around the same to hire a escort, or to pay for a date and hope to get lucky.

I pay for it because I'm fucking awkward around girls, I'm not big and I cum in less then a minute, at least the escort doesn't shame after and she treats me like a gf would...

That moment you knock on her door and she opens, with the dimly lit lights wearing lingerie, speaking softly and kissing my neck, I already know It's going to be an awesome night...

>>9550919
I'm a 28 year old bald virgin and every woman looks at me with disgust. I'm actually ugly and I have 0 personality. I can not hold a conversation, I have no friends and haven't left the house in years. I'm physically crippled and cannot go to gym.

How do I get a girl, explain to me.

>>9550593
me too danks

>>9550932
Maybe convince her to do more different shit in the bed? Or maybe have a threesome?

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I haven't seen an escort in years, and I don't plan to anymore, but here's my most recent story

>be 20 y/o horny autist who's bad with girls
>decide to meet some gook bitch off of CL
>she knows maybe like 10 words of English
>after fucking, tells me I'm cute (through phone translator) and she wants to give me her personal number
>wat.jpg
>say sure, why not
>fast forward like 3 months
>get a message from her
>says she wants to see me again
>tell her i'm broke as fuck and don't have money
>she says no problem
>meet her again, but this time at a random hotel (she paid 100 bucks for one night there)
>fuck again (for free)
>later that night she takes me out to dinner at some weird but delicious gook restaurant
>pays for that too
>come back to hotel
>fuck one more time and go to bed
>next morning drops me off at uni
>tells me she'll stay in touch
>i block her afterwards because it all felt so fucking surreal, even though i felt like a dick in doing so

I think she was just lonely because she probably only meets old fucking weirdos since I'm not even attractive or anything.

>>9550919
I can't speak for some of the 30 year old wizard autists on here, but as a pretty normal guy who's never had trouble with women, I just like the simplicity of it. You know exactly what you're getting. With some chick you meet on Tinder or whatever, you still have some negotiation, interaction, maybe you get laid, maybe you don't, maybe you get a bj maybe you don't, etc. With a prostitute, you tell them what you want, and if you have enough money, you'll get it.

Also, they know what they're doing and there's a good chance they'll know exactly what you want, because they've seen it all.

Just a stupid example but it's one that comes to mind, this girl was on her knees jerking me off and I just randomly was like, "Fucking look at me..." and she looked up at me with the most intense look like she wanted me to blow a load on her face more than anything in the world. Of course it was fake, she just wanted to get paid, but it's the fact that they make the fantasy feel like reality.

I should also say, I'm not talking about paying $20 for some street whore to suck your dick, or $100 at a rub-and-tug joint. I'm talking about serious professionals.

>>9546655
you made out with her? that's fuckin nasty /b/ro, would be like licking around the rim of a toilet seat

>>9546698
I didn't fuck until I was 24, it was a random hookup and i didn't have any fun.

I farted dried blood (immodium abuse), but the girl was a hemophile and as a consequence my fart made her insanely horny and she started biting me and licking my intensely inflamed butt, which was nice until her whore saliva started REACTING with my butthole and the short of it is, i may have aids from that night. dont fuck until you meet "THE ONE" even if that's never.

>>9550973
Why would you block her man. I mean, I get it, but she seemed extremely nice. I can imagine her being lonely as shit not knowing english and (presumably) having to work as a whore to sustain herself.

>>9550957
You make it seem so heavenly.. Maybe I don't get it is because I don't have a problem with talking to girls or anything that you have a problem with.

>>9551008
>she seemed extremely nice
She was. I don't know, it was an impulse thing at the time because again, I'm an autist who felt weird about the whole thing after. I still can't believe it happened. Somtimes I wish I still had her number to fuck her one more time and actually pay her.

>>9547174
It took you 2 years to save $400?

>>9550980
Same I've never really had problems with girls either. Just the whole pay for sex situation seemed weird yet interesting to me. Seems sorta like going to Mcdonalds to order a big mac and getting exactly that. Might have to give it a shot.

>>9550980
you're as autistic as the worst of us
spraying your load on/in/near a woman doesn't make you any better anon be it paid or free

>>9550973
What in the fuck. Why would you do that this bitch buys you food and fucks for free and your ungrateful ass blocks her. You really are autistic.

>>9551049
>You really are autistic
I wasn't exaggerating. And yeah I felt like a total bag of shit afterwards but I can't go back anymore.

>>9550741
Kek I hope this is true, my sides are in orbit

>>9550980
>have gf
>decided to still fuck 4 escorts
>10/10 girls
>couldn't cum with any of them
>Go home fuck my gf
>not even 3 minutes

I like using backpage for escorts although you can find pretty cheap ones doing specials I still prefer the higher priced ones that actually look good

Also love going to those Asian massage places and leaving with a happy ending

>>9551030
Didn't you read the story? He's a... you know...

>>9551030
Niggers m8

>>9551045
Dude, wut? I think the point here is that a lot of the people posting on here are autistic faggots with no people skills, who can't seem to meet "real" women, so they get a prostitutes.

The point here >>9550980 is that normal guys, who don't have any problems with women, also go to prostitutes.

Also, the fact that a person can actually communicate with another person without having a meltdown actually does make that person better than an autist. Sorry bro.

>>9546720
>be 19
>virgin
>i call up escort
>skinny 8.5/10 22yr old
>comes over to my apartment
>okay let's do this
>we undress
>she has dick
>eagerly bends me over my kitchen table
>fucks me senseless
>she moans loudly, i say she's so big
>don't know if i like it, but who cares
>feels good and tight.jpg
>accidently slips out and slams my ass again
>i gasp in fear that i might like it
>she moans
>she cums deep in my ass minutes later
>cleans up and goes
>still a virgin

>>9551053
You better apologize or give that girl some make up sex. Anon you really fucked up and you must fix it.

>>9551088
Top Kek

Going to Mexico city tomorrow, rec me something.

>>9551030
>>9551073
>>9551080

Well I am a college student that works, it's just when you want something and every time you get near the amount you need. Something always pops up, also I like to make sure in the end I'm able to blow a certain amount of money and have no problems afterwards

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>>9550741
That was the best story I have ever read.

10/ fucking 10

>>9550958
>find a girl who is in a similar position
>sex

>>9547363
slipping out does happen, i learnt the hard way.

she didnt want.
she didnt
she
not want
bad memory

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>>9551146
kek

>>9550741
epic kek

>>9551015
it's like Anon said
>>9550980
You get exactly what you ask for, I asked for a GF experience and fucking loved it.
My only regret was taking that long to do it.

For me at the time, it seemed like the only solution, I was 25 and a virgin when that first time happened. And it even helped me to loosen up a little near women, I'm starting to get better at small talk, and I'm not as scared as I once was to go up to a girl and start talking, I'm currently texting with a friend of about 3 years I've always liked but never had the courage to ask her out, we're going to the movies next weekend. She said said to me she kinda always liked me, but I always seemed to shy, and would always act weird around her, but that now I seem a lot more calm and fun.

A lot of people here say to just "Man up" and get a random hookup, but I could never do that if I haven't had that night.

Although I should point out I didn't went to a $15 Whorehouse(not sure if it's the right word) that they have in my city, I paid like $300 for the "elite escort" she spoke 3 languages and at the time felt like a 15/10 for me...

>>9550973
This isn't autism, it's just straight up retardation

>>9549446
/gif/, can YOU find the autist sperg?

>>9549446
I was kicked out at 18

>>9550196

top kek mah Grenadier

>>9546720
Anyone with half a brain knows this is fake

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Anyone else notice a pattern of "Yeah I fucked a hooker, now I can talk to girls" while leaving out all the in between shit of talking without spaghetti falling everywhere?

>>9550437
who is this cock dock?

>>9551092
This don't be a faggot.

>>9550741
>not knowing the joy of hearing the can can while avoiding the bombs.
Shiggidt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlRChwQvFkY

>>9547223
>>Ask her to play with my balls while I watch river monsters
in a thread full of shit that didn't happen, this is the only plausible one

>>9550972
Not that simple anon. Once you're financially tied, you're better taking smart (keyword) risks, then going nuclear and fucking shit up all together.

Also, I've found that after fucking a sidepiece or a hooker, I can bounce back into my relationship with a little more spring in my step. This is coming from a guy who makes good money, is in good shape, can talk to people male or female..

>>9551221
It's not that I couldn't talk to women before, but with the self esteem I had I didn't think they would want to talk to me, and it reflected on every conversation I had. Fucking a hooker it's not a miracle pill, it just helped me realize that it's not a big deal to talk to women. Of course I'm still very shy and awkward, but I'm getting better and it's getting easier coping with rejection.

Where do you US guys find escorts/hookers? Backpage? Literally only one I know about.

>>9549725
Egyptian mud huts are not houses

>>9551305
Read the fucking thread, fbi

>>9549446
THAT'S the part of the story you don't believe?

>>9551174
>You get exactly what you ask for, I asked for a GF experience and fucking loved it
>I paid like $300 for the "elite escort"

Totally, you pay for quality. If a girl isn't hot, she can't charge premium because no one will buy. Not to say that every hot chick is great, some are hot but are total bitches and act like you're wasting their time. But I would argue that these girls aren't serious professionals. They got into it because they're hot and they want to make a little money and get out ASAP. Others treat it like a real job. I had a favorite for a while who wasn't really my type looks-wise, but she was a fucking pro. Working a day job at a call center, going to school part time, really trying to do something with her shitty life, and she took her job as a prostitute seriously. A real business woman who knew that if she sold a good product, people would pay good money.

>>9551314
I did. Literally like 1 person mentioned it.
>get the van we got work to do

>>9551271
This. All of this.

Sometimes you just need a fling on the side to clean out the cobwebs so you can go back to your "real" relationship. It's like a tune up.

>>9551003
What the fuck am I reading?

>>9546720
Not entirely implausible
When I was 17 I fucked my ex in the back of my dad's honda element on a really hot summer day. My cock slipped out and I put it back in what I thought was her vagina with relative ease. Turned out to be her ahnoose
I think it slipped in so easily because the bunghole was so sweaty from the New Mexico heat in early August

>>9547231
They're called feminists and they all turned into lesbians from man hate.

>>9546720
well to be fair im not that much of a sex machine at all and my 1st time was like 10-15 minutes(and then I have done faster since) so I'm not saying I believe him but I cant totally call bs

>>9546770
some of my friends fucked escorts in prague while I was getting some real pussy and they said it was more stressful than normal sex

>>9547174
wanted to fuck a chubby once, but pussied out bc they are so unattractive to me haha. Who the fuck am I even...

>>9548557
Yeah I wore a condom not putting my dick in that mold trap raw. But I was so rough with her a normal girl say id probably raped her. It was just some good old fashion hate fucking. When you dont give a shit for the other person and you dont gotta see them in the morning yeah its purely animalistic.

>>9548017
>18
>own car
what..

My area of expertise!

I am a casino manager in Las Vegas. I work long hours and don't have the time or desire for a serious relationship. I also like the variety available with escorts. Sure, I could fuck all the cocktail waitresses and table games dealers I want, but they have worse problems then hookers and get clingy.

I make a good living and probably spend a couple grand a month on women. More if there's somebody in town I am into. I fuck a lot of porn stars, but my regular girl I've been seeing for the last four years is a dedicated escort. 10/10 latina. She knows what I like and sometimes finds other girls for me. She's my age and knows I get off on seeing her top a younger girl. So the benefits of a regular arrangement are nice.

When I'm on the road, I use Eccie.net to verify new escorts. NEVER use Backpage. I know a few real girls that use it but it's full of scammers and cops now. I miss MyRedbook.com and Eccie is really a poor substitute but it's better than nothing.

I lost my virginity to a streetwalker when I was 17. Bad experience. I watched her spend the cash I gave her on crack and then smoke it before she sucked my dick. I don't recommend picking up girls off the street. Too many risks. Save the money and get an escort.

Or come to Vegas and fuck a porn star. Don't bother with the cathouses. Those girls and better will come to your hotel room if you set it up on the side. It's illegal, bit I've never heard of anybody getting busted that wasn't an idiot about it. Don't mix drugs and hookers.

>>9546655
>we started to making out
>Kissing a prostitute.....
How has nobody taken your stupid ass to task for this?

>be 20 yo virgin in the Dominican Republic
>hanging out at this whore house/bar because I've gotten to know the owner and buy weed from him
>10/10 qt3.14 always sitting by herself at a corner of the bar, looks out of place like fuck
>start chatting with her in a mixture of spanish and english
>she's sweeter than sugar
>one night all whored up in a whore uniform, try to talk to her but she looks embarrassed as hell
>owner takes me aside and asks me if I want to be with her, she likes me etc he says
>yeah why not
>spend the whole night with her
>she's perfect. can't explain it any other way. we can barely communicate but it feels like I've known her my whole life and that her body was made to fit mine
>unironically fall in love. unironically picks up those signals from her too
>next day I talk myself into thinking she's only a prostitute and she does this to all the guys, gotta stop being naive etc
>act like nothing happened the next time I see her
>she looks crushed for some reason
>stops showing up at the bar
>fly home a few weeks later

Some years later I find out through the internet that prostitution is common as fuck in the Dominican Republic and practiced by normal girls to get through school and so on, kind of like how kids over here gets a job in burger joint. She was acting shy and awkward because she was shy and awkward.

Been with lots of women since but never found a girl I clicked with like that. Seriously think she could have been my soul mate.

>>9551338
>>9551338
fucking eccie.net and way more than 1 person mentioned it jesus shit

>>9547223
>Ask her to play with my balls while I watch river monsters

holy shit thank you for the laugh, anon, that was great

>>9547223
>Don't know what else to do paid for an hour
kind of story Id rather read

>>9550973
she probably wanted you to pay for child support hen sue you for rape or some stupid equality shit

>>9551575

Either way, you're not the first guy that fell in love with a whore...just don't be that guy who's convinced the whore was in love with you. Just don't. I mean, I hear what you're saying about how it's common in the DR and whatever, but just, no. They're whores, it's part of the act.

Ive had multiple sexual relationships in my life but I have never fucked an escort before. I am too scared of STDs. I have the resources , time and money but I don't know if its worth it or not. Most of the girls I saw at a local agency are 9/10s. Im a horny bastard but couldnt cum from a blowjob with the girls Ive been with.

>22 year old
>visiting L.A. for 2 weeks from Sweden
>getting over business work
>buddy from high school talks about escorts
>intresting.jpeg
>buddy spent a while on the internet I told him I'd rather invite the girl to dinner first
>he was fine with that and so was she
>8/10 QT American Asian girl works at hooters 5/5 feet, long dark hair, flat stomach and fit legs
>couphed up $400 for 2 hours of sex
>watch my best bud fuck the American Asian girl
>grabbed her by the pussy a few times
>she finished up with my bud
>she took a shower
>i supplied oral cleaning tools and chemicals
>kissed her for a full 5 min with tongue then slapped her ass twice
and she was gone

>>9551951
So let me get this straight, did you actually fuck this girl, or did you pay $400 to just watch your buddy fuck her for 2 hours?

>>9552008
she was all over him so

i cucked instead

>>9548561

legit af. i was amazed how well its organized. parlors are all rated 1 to 5 stars, $/hr, ethnicity of massueses. They let you read some of the older views of some spas to let you get a feel for it. i've been to several and they all been spot on from the reviews

>>9550919

pretty normal dude here, I even have a gf, she's great and we play overwatch together. as you might imagine, she is not the best looking woman ever, i would say she is a 4/10. I do often have sex with her, but she is kinda plain and has no real curves to speak of. here are days when, I honestly just need to fuck some big tittied hoe. Or I just wanna fuck a black girl in the ass. Or get a high class escort and pretend I'm some rich asshole who can get any girl ever. I've though about breaking up with my gf to see about attracting another woman, but i look at myself in the mirror and know I can't get anyone better than her honestly, and what we have is good. I don' do it often, maybe 3 times in a year, and as far as 2016 goes, I haven't even done it. Anyway, thats why I pay for it sometimes.

>>9550919

> Is it you'd rather pay to have an 8/10 or above girl without the hassle of having to talk to them and work them into it.

I cannot even approach a woman that good looking to ask for directions. I even avoid eye contact. Maybe it's just me, but the only thing I can think about is how they must see right through me, or if they don't notice me, how I don't want them to because I may bother them. Beautiful women make me feel like I shouldn't be where they are by their mere presence alone.

So one day, I start looking up escorts, and I think "If I have enough money, then it would basically break the ice, it wouldn't be weird, and I would even be able to touch them and talk to them." I imagine the senarion, a person like me, alone with a beautiful woman, I had to do it. So I saved up, it took a year, I had to get a medical test to become a member of 411 and eventually I made an arrangement with this very sexy full figured white women. This is so far the only time I have done this (because it was expensive) but being able to be with someone that beautiful was like a dream come true. She was kind and smart, she took her time, it was great. I wish I could do it again, but as of late, i've been having some medical issues and family stuff. I may never be able to do it again because I just don't make a lot of money, and never will. So I'll always have that memory.

btw, I wasn't a virgin or anything, I had had sex back in college once with a chubby girl who was my first and only gf.

>>9552037
Whoa, wait, whoa. So YOU paid for an escort. She came over to your place, took one look at your friend, and decided to fuck him instead, while you stood there like a cuck? Then you

>kissed her for a full 5 min with tongue then slapped her ass twice

I'm glad you got that second ass slap in there bro, or I would have thought you got ripped off.

>>9552112
if I have, to be honest, i was really insecure at the moment
friend from high school was really horny
>havent seen a girl naked until that day
also, he never paid me back because i didn't want to remember that day

>>9551951

>>9550795
Honestly incognito mode is good enough
Or get InBrowser for your phone
Try Backpage if you want to but make sure to do a bit of research and common sense before going through with anything

>>9550422
cause it feels awesome, duh

>>9550869
HAHAHAHHA FUG
underrated post
also
>69

>>9550869
I don't get it. What's so bad about mirrors?

>>9546720
>be anon
>virgin
>i open up google chrome
>shitty escort thread on /gif/
>scroll through it a bit
>okay let's shitpost
>I begin
>eagerly write a bunch of lies
>how about an apartment?
>don't want them to think I still live with mom
>hmm... my fake story needs a twist
>how about my cock slips into her ass?
>yeah, /gif/ will love that lol
>almost done
>type in the captcha
>hit submit
>here goes nothing.jpg

>>9548017
that's a cute story.
good for you m8

>>9548859
>fast forward 2 days and I have itchy dick and aching balls
>itchy dick
>aching balls
you're fine anon

>>9548727
Hey, everyone. He wants the cum