Sex toys, any kind also, anyone knows where can i find this toy?

>>9503637
Which fucking toy is this? I can't find a link anywhere.

>>9503737

I think it is called 'Fuck me silly' or so..

>>9503737
that one is very popular, the OP one i got no idea

>>9503631
Anyone interessed in such toys should state the country you guys live in.
I know that in Brazil you guys will nto find them and in US and UK yuo can find in a site called "Fantasia" or something like that.

In Japan, on any bakery. Hue.

And expect to pay some mad shekels for the biggest ones. Something like 2k to 5k

>>9503631
Bump
I want to find out what this is called.

>>9503737
Fantasia

>>9503637
that ape arm is puke inducing

>>9503631
what about this one?
i really wanna get my hands on this

>>9504021
>>9504016
I want to see how you can fuck it!

>>9504126
YEEEEEEEEES!

>>9503631
>>9503761
>>9504039
pretty sure that's Busty Aichan
sold by U4Ria

ITT whiteboise paradise

>>9505063
is very similar, but clearly not the same, thanks anyway anon :)

>>9503631
Holy shit, I'm a chick and I want one, but it's $400 fucking dollars. I'd rather just pop a couple grand and my own pair of permanent fake tits and let my boyfriend fuck those.

I have the Busty Aichan and its pretty awesome.

>>9505394
not worth it
there isnt a healthy, affordable AND good-looking/feeling boob job on the market

>Same webms every time

>>9503637
when you throw this away when you have a live in girlfriend, how do you dispose of it? What do you do so you won't be found out?

>>9505628
>get a trashbag
>fuck ass one more time
>put ass in trashbag
>take ass out
>fuck it again
>put ass back in bag
>toss trash out with it
>make sure its deep
done

>>9505628
>>9505638
Or you can just come clean with your girlfriend that you have it. If she questions why, ask her why she has so many dildos. Don't let the double standard only apply to her.

>>9503631
I know what they are, but it's not even worth saying because the retailer site is Japanese and they are so popular in Japan you have to be put on a 6 month wait-list once you order. It's better not to know about them at all.

If you really want to find out, here's a few hints to encourage your adult toy investigative skills:
>the character on the lube bottle is the mascot of the retailer/producer of that particular set of tits.
>the gif in the OP is ripped straight from the tit's catalog page
>they only cost appx. $150 (shipping not included)

>>9505717
>i dont actually know the name
just stay quiet

>>9505628
>live in girlfriend
why would you do that?

>>9505628
>put in trashbag
>throw in dumpster
It sounds like a LOT of work, but trust me, you can do it if you put your mind to it.

>>9505801
rent aint cheap

>no 'fuck my big black ass' salesman pitch
C'mon /gif/

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>>9505854
Gotchu famalam.

>>9505844
Neither is one of those asses

>>9505717
i wanna know
this info is not enought for a non moonspeak knower

>>9505394
Girl here too and I want one so bad

>>9505872
For some reason it makes me happy knowing someone had to engineer these fuck toys and managed to figure out that you can reduce weight and expensive silicone(or whatever material) by filling part of it with foam. Also the single tunnel system for easier cleaning.

>>9505394
>>9505984
girl three here can't wait to get one

>>9504016
>>9504021
>>9504114
>>9504121
25 inch?
My wife is 43 inch and doesnt look anywhere near that wide

>>9505644
A bonus of this is you can store dildos in it

>>9506007
I think its measured from end to end.
so 25 inches is the width of the ass NOT the circumference.

>>9506028
>>9505644
>>9505628

Yeah you just tell her it is a dildo storage device that you got her, she will believe it and appreciate that you were thinking of her.

>>9503637
see you could waste money on one of these or get a full sized real love sex doll for like 1200, these are 930

>>9506159
sex dolls are more versatile but they are also creepier and require more maintainence and setup

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>>9503631

Found this. but i don't know moonspeak
does anyone understand anything?

hellven (.) net/bbs/board.php?bo_table=adtfr&wr_id=131840&sca=%EA%B8%B0%ED%83%80&

>>9506270
kek

Relevant to thread: I've seen a webm of a guy turning a surgical rubber glove into a tiny decent looking ass fleshlight (as in it looked like a miniature booty, not just a hole) here a few times, want to see it again and actually try to make one cause it looked cool but I haven't seen it since. Anyone have it?

Pretty sure i bought my 'fuck me silly slut' from cheapercondoms.com

>>9503637
How hairy are your balls.... fuck this thing and take video for 4chan.

>>9503637
>>9504016
>>9504021
>>9504114
>>9504121
Kinda want

There was a webm earlier this year of a guy using a sextoy that was just a head with a suction cup on the neck. It looked like a middle aged japanese woman and he was facefucking it and calling it a "cocksucker" over and over.

It was posted frequently back then but I haven't seen it since like June.

>>9508318
homemade sex toys are usually shit unless its a dildo

>>9508318
I think I know what are you talking about, was it the video with the blue glove being made into a giant balloon butt looking thing? I had the video long ago, but i deleted it once I knew how to make it by heart

Honestly, its not worth it. It doenst even feel that good, I tried with water too but it refused to stay, it kept rolling around

>>9509439
This is pure kino. So sexy

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>>9509383
>>It was posted frequently back then but I haven't seen it since like June.
This is how you know you've been on /gif/ too much

>>9505628
wrap it up in non-transparent plastic bag and put it in garbage for it to be collected. Not hard you dumbass.

>>9509439
I thought magnetos name was Eric.... baka

>>9504016
And I just bought the dakimakura on the right. Welp it got real now.

>>9508451
>$1200

>>9510506
lol, what was this taken with?
a shitty phone camera with a tube around it?

>>9510505
lol at the camera man trying to pretend its not just a video about a cock

>>9504126
please more

>>9511270
The camera man knows what his own cock looks like, he's trying to get video of the "handjob" he's getting

>>9503737
https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-Mega-Masturbator-Silly/dp/B006W00E5S

>>9503631
Im curious, how do these toys feel? especially the fantasia, or fuck me silly.

>>9511302
I already found it anon,its the Fantasia. Just gonna save some money for it over the next few weeks.

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bought one of these. its pretty dope.

>>9511298
the problem is that he keeps trying to include her in the video, you can't even see her tits and he barely touches her pussy. He doesn't stick to a concrete focus so it ends up being a sub par gif. It's a home movie so it doesn't really matter, but if he cared to get better at video composure, there's a lot for him to learn

>>9511333
What's it called?

>>9511333
how much ?

>>9511400

$30

>>9511389

Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita Japanese Onahole Masturbator

>>9505628
TEAR IT TO SHREDS WHILE YOU FUCK IT THEN PUT THE SMALLER PARTS INTO BAGS.

>>9505394
Tits or gtfo

can we please get a video of someone fucking one of these things?

>>9503637
I was half expecting him to pull a calf out..

>>9505628
Put it in your attic for when you fancy a bit of strange.

>>9511333
Does it swallow ?

>>9509439
full stop i would fuck the shit out of a fassbender robot

fassbot? idk

>>9503631
Anyone have experience using the new VR headsets? Been considering buying one but its a steep entry price...

>>9512045
Try Google cardboard with your phone, if you like it then upgrade

>>9506270
Nothing useful info from there. just "wow, lol, wtf" kind of words.

>>9509439
make robowaifus already

>>9509439
that swastika

https://www.otonajp.com

>>9511333
Bought one of those and when I put my cock in it the mouth ripped on the side, now it's like i'm facefucking the joker.

>>9512466
playing fap hero with this = instant loss

>>9512466
>at 1.08, the cyclone sa will work together with all kinds of videos
>those fucking pictures

There's pictures of birds, 2 guys shootings, a car, a cooking class, and a fucking baseball game.

>Aw yes, cant wait to feel that baseball bat impact on my dick
>cant wait for all the flour on my dick
>cant wait to cum while I hear the bird chirping in the tree

>>9505644
more importantly you need to ask yourself why your girlfriend has so many dildos

>>9508503
the shorty bite it

>>9512660
lol

>>9510513
sauce please

>>9503631
>>9503631
>>9503631
>>9505717
http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1021.html
You're pretty good

>>9509439
I'm more impressed on HOW THE FUCK you made a 2.5min long webm with that quality (w/ audio) under 4mb

>>9512363
NICE, LOL

>>9515228
thank you so much sir, you are my hero

now i have to figure a way to get it

>>9512363
boner status: lost

>>9511333
I get these from Amazon for about $16

Warm it with a reusable heat pack and warm the lube (good lube) and if you operate it right it can feel pretty realistic.

>>9512363
Kek that's what low quality gets you dumbass, just buy a fleshlight oral sleeve instead there on sale right now.

>>9505644
Why do you care what women think?

You've already lost her anon.

Does any company still make these but with a tight or ultra tight version? Flreshlight used to have options for tight and ultra tight but some SJW's told them they were selling ultra tight fuck holes to pedos so they forced them to stop. Its ok for a girl to fuck a giant horse cock but if a guy wants a tight hole CALL THE FUCKING COPS.

>>9516092
>told them they were selling ultra tight fuck holes to pedos so they forced them to stop
[citation needed]

Stop being butthurt you pedo, fleshlight still makes the Stamina Training Unit and the Fleshlight Flight. Theres also all the Japanese onaholes which on average have smaller canals than western ones (except tenga, which is specifically sold to americans).

>>9512466
>Share the programs you made with friends

>>9510505
sauce pls

>>9511580
Tell us how you really feel anon.

>>9505717
what make it so great to the others?

>>9511644
haha classic

My dick is the width of a coke can's rim. Every onahole I've tried was too tight to the point of either being painful or tearing after a few uses.

Any suggestions?

>>9516578
your mom

>>9505394
>>9506001
>>9505984
Tits or GTFO

>>9503631

I bought a fleshlight once. It was completely smooth inside except for 4 small bumps in a vertical line. I had to cut out the grooves and pleats myself with a nail clipper to improve the sensation.

>>9511333
I had one of these, but I threw it out recently because I got a gf. Dumb of me or nah?

>>9516968
It's not that good anyway.

What was the first onahole ever produced?

>>9509439
He's made out of twinkies.

please post more of people fucking hem

>>9517038
They made them to use on horses first to collect sperm

Before that people were using watermelons and other substitutes.

>>9515902
It's not low quality you retarded fuck.

My dick is pretty thick and these are designed for asians.

>>9517846
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_breeding#/media/File:K%C3%BCnstliche_Vagina.jpg
lonl

Fapping with hands only master race here
Check mate nerds

zog

>>9511333
from the movie the thing

>>9517663
it's morally acceptable?

I had the Tenga 3D Polygon, can't say it feels realistic, but man does it feel "squishy" in the hands. and the squelching noises it makes are awesome...

got myself an air tenga and a fleshlight

both are decent desu

>>9517663

at first i thought it was an oversized clitoris

>>9506028
lost

>>9516645
>I had to cut out the grooves and pleats myself with a nail clipper to improve the sensation.
So you made it more difficult to clean AND cut through the nonporous part of the cyberskin so water can get into the soft core underneath and promote mold growth.

How long did it take before your dick fell off?

>>9520578
Thank you was gonna ask the same thing. There are many textures to choose from, from realistic to insane overstimulation, dunno why you would DIY and risk the penis shrivels and falls offs.

>>9521134
>>9520578

Yet more coordinated fear mongering from the shills at Big Dildo terrified their consumer base will start to make their own sex toys. 3D printing and sexbots are going to ensure your kind go the way of the blacksmith, you dinosaurs.

I live in a third world country and its banned to import those toys

I want out

>>9516968
It was a smart move senpai. Think if she saw it

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>>9524643

>>9524650
come on already show us something with it getting a load blown inside of it

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>>9521835
Making you're own sex toy is fine. Modifying an expensive store bought toy in such a way that it becomes impossible to clean is just stupid.

>>9505628
Sounds like you need a cooler girlfriend..

>>9508503
grill on left?

>>9525260
BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP I AIN'T HERE FOR THE CONVERSATION

>>9505644
my girlfriend doesnt have any dildos you limp dicked faggot

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>>9508318
>>9509383

>>9510505
Anyone have the sauce to this?

>>9525785
made one of these fuckers theyre awesome.

>>9525785
What the fuck even is that?

>>9525789
what is it?

>>9525789
How?

>>9525812
>>9525813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-YuS_LFQ5s
fair bit of warning i popped like thirty of these fuckers before finally getting it right
worth it.

>>9516476
>>9525757

/425E06A

>>9512618
you missed the pictures of skiing, kids, and a ps4 controller.

>>9525637
I had one of these before. I fucking hated it. All it done was make my dick numb as fuck.

>>9525821
>pops while mid jerk
No thanks

>>9517663
I want to see more of that woman licking the bby peen

>>9519828
No

>>9517663
What's wrong with japanese people? Seriously

>>9512363
lol same! but still works great!
fleshlights are shit though, $60 a piece and they deteriorate quicker than some of these the 3rd part toys.
I already threw out all fleshlights and the ones from Magic Eyes, Meiki and Sexflesh and Pipidream Extreme are all in good/new condition!

>>9512526
>>9512466
Just how do you use this with fap hero? (I make fap hero videos btw)

>>9527058
>All it done was make my dick numb as fuck
would vibration feel better on the shaft than the head?

>>9527665
Are you the guy from emp? I bust a nut to your videos all the time. Good shit anon.

>>9503631
forgot the name but it's sold at hotpowers.jp have to use a proxy to get it

good luck

>>9517663
there's got to be more like this, right?

Fookin ell, I would love this.

>>9511306
fuck me silly wasnt bad, i didnt take care of it and the pussy got kind of destroyed but it was good fun for about a year before I moved and threw it out

>>9505628
>black garbage bag
>throw in trash that homeless rummage through
win win

>>9525697
you need to calm down, she did before and/or she will again

>>9525785
I feel like setting up a camera for this would be too painstaking

>>9525752
>yfw someone had to film this

>>9510917
report back if its worth the money

>>9521835
>Big Dildo
I kekked so fucking hard

>>9525821
Jar lid slips and slams straight into your donger, no thanks

>>9511389
The chomper, awesome biting action, your first and last stop for losing your dick.

>>9524615
Who cares if she saw it? So women get to have dildos, but guys can't have their own sex toys?

>>9531507
because it's not masculine.

>>9525752
>>9525785
Cheap fucks. Just spend the fucking $75 for a Fleshlight like a normal human being.

>>9532329
>like a normal human being.

>>9515850
You do realize that shit is on your Amazon record forever, right? Your grandkids will know you used one of these things and think, "Damn, gramps was a pure faggot".

>>9524650
where i can buy this?

Does anyone have that webm of a dude face fucking one of those fuck dolls while calling it a dirty chink slut and slapping it?

It always makes me laugh

>>9530982
the toy on the right is that: https://en-nls.com/pict1-46419?c2=1111

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>>9532454

>>9525752
I've seen this before and i've tried it. Barely feels like anything other than the latex heating up from the friction.

>>9532578
>Face swelling with cock
laughing harder than ever before

>>9515244
this

Bought myself a ZXY and I'm not sure if it was a good idea. It feels absolutely Fucking amazing, so much so that my wife's pussy is boring by comparison.

>>9532830
a what?

>>9532578
pose Moar! !! or tell me where to find Moar!

>>9532830
What are you, 12
Acting like everyone in this thread doesn't have absolute causal knowledge of every sextoy produced.

>>9532578
imagine that doll living in a toy story universe, waking up filled with neet cum, knowing it cannot dispose of it without raising suspicion, crying itself to sleep

>>9532578
This just seems like way too much effort. Between the cost, the cleaning and the storage I'm better off just finding a real girl to cum on.

>>9532834
>>9532867
https://www.toydemon.com/meiki-zhang-xiao-yu-choo-shuu-u-masturbator

>>9516457
It is basically designed for us.

>>9511994
I laughed too hard at this

any good toys for smaller dicks? like 5 inches?

>>9525624
Sauce?

>>9532398
https://www.amazon.com/Fuck-Silly-Bubble-Butt-RD173/dp/B01CGZJGT2

In the last thread, there was someone posting orgasm denial where a husband was given numbing cream and could only fuck a sex toy for a minute. Do we know anything else about this couple?

>>9506007

sorry about your fat wife

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This toy cock cums.

>>9532975
how do you not feel like your fucking a baby torso?

>>9532578
anyone know what kind of doll head this is?

>>9532329
People make them in prison...

>>9525752
just a touch of extra virgin olive oil.

>>9505480
words of wisdom

>>9532928
can confirm that owning a doll is way too much work. just save yourself the headache and spend the money on real call girls instead.

>>9532904
delet this

>>9512618
>not wanting to cum to the words "Hey Vsause! Michael here.

>>9532904
When you share these ideas with your friends, do they ever suggest that you see a shrink?

>>9503631
kanojotoys.com

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Anyone know if there's a way to get a soloflesh anymore? Or if there are any other toys like it?

>>9536106
eh, that's quite clever.

>>9536153
i know right but they got discontinued about a year ago

>>9536182
what a shame.
Maybe we should show it to Japan so they take a few ideas.

>>9519828
Who cares?

>>9534993
Kek

>>9519888

So did I. That means there's hope for us.

>>9533371
MrsNerdyDirty

>>9535206
I spend 200$ for Pipedream fuck me silly last month, I end up learn the lesson.
Fleshlight is the best.

Those of you who want to buy hip masturbator, stick with Meiki extreme pleasure hip for all cost.

>>9536106
feels like shit, really, there's zero texture on the inside so there's literally nothing for you there other than some modicum of pressure and maybe warmth if you bother filling it with hot water, which takes years and is a pain in the ass to fill up and empty out each time.

>>9532329
Stop shilling Fleshlight. They suck. Most mediocre of the bunch.

>>9535658
Which toy is it on there? I can't speak moon.

>>9539395
So what's better?

>>9539481
check the >>>/jp/onahole general, they have a pastebin of recommendations and advice

>>9504024
low testosterone being detected

>>9539005
This.
I had one, cost around $75.
Filling it with hot water only takes a minute.
It actually does have no texture on the inside.
Cleanup is a pain in the ass.
They say you should be able to get 70-ish uses out of it (I got waaay over that).
If there is plenty of free time to be had, it's a good substitute for the real thing, but if you're the impatient type, a good fap can be better/cleaner.
I ended up modifying the inside with a couple thick hair elastics to make it a little snugger; you can add more water to it for a slightly tighter feel, but I didn't want to overly stress the latex.
TLDR: Astro-Glide and your hand feels better and isn't as expensive.

>>9525821
That's a neat jar lid launcher. What's the range like on it?

>>9532398
25 inch fantasia
seductive midnight candy shop

>>9533653
This is a different big ass.

>>9532904
Except her purpose is to be filled with cum, she would be living out her reason to exist... Bringing joy to some lonely neet.

>>9503631
>try to look up Fantasia
>browser blocks the website and you have to override the security

what the hell is this? I'm seeing it more and more lately.

>>9512466
$317 on amazon

>>9516578
Do porn or stop lying.

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>>9512466
>A10 Cyclone

but does it BRRRRRRRRRRRRT?

>>9532370
Why do other people have access to your amazon account?

>>9540600
muh fuckend sides
i want one just because its called A10

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>>9532928

>cost
>cleaning
>storage

how does that not also apply to a real woman?

>>9506001
Gorl 4 here, chekin in

>>9539515
Triggered wookie detected. That's gross and you know it you fuckin freak

>>9505600
Yeah, what's the point anymore?

>>9504024
Right there with you bro

>>9525697
Just like you don't have a fake pussy you're trying to throw away....you dip shit. Look up the meaning of double standard before responding

I want to use a fleshlight but I fucking hate lube.

>>9534993
sauce?

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>>9512222
check em

>>9525697
if my girlfriend goes and buys a dildo i dont think id bother having sex with her again honestly, like if you dont want what im offering fucking move on then

then again im also only 18 and i know itll happen eventually

>>9504024
Anything can be puke inducing if improperly delivered into the throat

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>>9505628
>Cover it in ketchup
>Take it to your nearest bridge over a highway
>Wait for a van or truck
Throw the cunt over the bridge, so it lands on the front windshield/roof of the fucker
>Watch the driver panic, swerve about and cause an accident
>Watch the soft twat stagger out, crying when he sees the bloody mess
>Realizes it's a fuck doll
>Looks up at you
>Already have your arse hanging over the edge of the bridge, crimping out a King Kong's Finger onto some of the wreckage
>If he shouts, respond with "Because Fuck You"
>Penguin-waddle away from crime scene with pants around your ankles

>>9532309
fapping without sex toys is masculine though?

>>9532578
i couldnt even press play cuz all I saw was the thumbnail and thought "when dat kush hit you"

>>9525752
FoodEmperor, I love this guy

>>9542808
music?

>>9545014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_xw1JDLN_A

>>9534993
she got off to it later that night

>>9542934
Women and men aren't equal you liberal pussy.

>>9527145
>>9530663
>>9539543
you're all pussies

>>9512466
bump
>more

>>9505107
>shitskin who doesn't know what is coming back to his nigger Race

White man is waking.

>>9545966
Says the virgin

>>9512466
Lost it at that fucking spotty banana.

>>9532370
I have three accounts; toys, my seller account, and everything else.

Earlier purchases are there because I bought these on my EE account. Who's going to see it? Me, Amazon, and that's about it.

>>9508503
>>9508559
She is a cutie.
After some detective work, these two are Aspen and Mylo. Here is the full video.

http://daftsex.com/watch/-69577059_456239491

>>9534993
Was he shocked because he was caught or was he shocked that she was into it?

>>9510506
fish-eyed-phone camera?

>>9540600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE

>>9534993
Closing the laptop like that
>Triggered

>>9542869
probably why you cant get one

>>9512466
This sounds like WAY too much work for a fap...

>>9511333

Cold silicone feels terrible, and it doesn't hold any heat.

Its getting a handjob with a condom on. Fucking pointless.

>>9515244
he had David do it.

>>9505628
Why would you throw it out? I would love it if my bf had one and let me watch him use it, but he's too self-conscious for that.

>>9534929
wtf mate

>>9512466
Vr compatibility?

>>9550901
Kek

>>9532578

That guy came in 10 seconds. No way did that creepy, plastic, lifeless doll get him off that quick, unless he's sociopath.

He must of been jerking for 10 minutes, then just before he was ready to nut, he started face fucking the Goodyear Tire. Probably works for a doll manufacture making spam vids to sell this crap.

the Bad dragon penetrables are pretty neat.

>>9510505
Very catholic, no Sex befor wedding

>>9527665
As taken from an Amazon review
>In order to sync with a video have both the video and a second file that controls the Vorze. You load both of these files into the Vorze video player and just lay back and enjoy. The problem is that there are only three sample videos included with the machine, and more are right now few and far between on the internet. I was able to find a few that people have created and I love the way the Vorze practically dances on my cock in time to the videos, but I wish I had more to pick from. Included on the DVD that comes with the machine is the software to create your on sync files. You can use any video you want, but even though the software is fairly easy to use, it takes a very long to really set up good sync file.

>>9532928
>>9542869

>coast
Not that much.
Keep them real.

>cleaning
The real are cleaning themselves.

>storage
As a worm body in your bed

>>9525624
Definitely not asian

>>9505480

Well the "Ideal Implant" is supposed to be the best of both worlds, but I don't really care if a chick has big tits anyway. I've dated women with fake boobs and they turned me on NOT because of the bigger tits but because the women were more interested in making sure that I was sexually satisfied than usual... My current gf wants them and she is fully submissive, and desu i'm actually thinking about springing for them (even though she didn't ask me).

>>9532309

more like male masturbation is mocked by society while female masturbation is celebrated

>>9551503

well that's yet another freelance job that sucks

>>9544403
fucking ded

>>9525385
aspiring whore #1

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>>9504016
>You will never take Sansei Murumasa from behind.

>>9524650
How can you hide that shit? what if your friends come over and someone sees that?

>>9539543
>>9530663
Should have paid attention in physics class. There is no way that lid is going anywhere with the immense amount of friction and force locking it in place. It might pop, yes, but all condom brands are made of material that makes that extremely hard to do even when inflated. That's kind of the point of a condom, you don't want it to pop even in extreme uses.

>>9525785
This got me inspired to maybe record a video of me going to town on one of these as i just tried it out, and it was great. Cant do it now, damn scandinavian evenings make it impossible to record anything without lighting up the room like a lighthouse, so I will have to try it tomorrow morning. Thinking of doing it with some hentai video or something in the frame ruining in the background, will see what I can figure out.

>>9505872
Billy mays here with another faaaantastic product

>>9544360
>being this insecure
one of those weird occasions where 4chan has twisted people's minds to think experimenting with new things in sex/masturbation is a taboo

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>>9544403

>>9542924
Sorry for your castration, which you clearly must've got.

>>9542919
Red ranger, standing by.

>>9555201
ORDER NOW AND YOU'LL GET THE MINI FUCK ME SILLY ABSOLUTLY FREE!

>>9516578
Pics or gtfo. No way does a dick get that thick.

>>9534878
there's a reason he's looking at threads about sex toys

>>9542924
>wookie

made me kek.

But I'm also in agreement, overly hairy men are usually disgusting turkroaches or other arab subhumans.

>>9555392

>t. cocksleeve-wearing anon thinks his masculinity is still intact

>>9554181
what friends? he fucks fake asses, i don't imagine socializing is his strong point

>>9555954
he's right mate, your arm hair is almost as thick as my pubic hair. are you a gypsy by some chance? were those asses passed down to your family?