Impregnation Thread

>>9494050
Sauce?

>>9494036
That dude skipped leg day

>>9494098
lmao

>>9494096
fucking donut balls

>>9494094
Thrift Shop by Macklemore

>>9494153
>women get pregnant from getting milk in their ass

wut

>>9494049
Sauce

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>impreg thread with more than 3 images and 300 replies

>>9494036
sauce?

>>9494082
Sauce?

>>9494155
Fucking kek

>>9494182
wtf is up with those two

>>9494098
He rocks

>>9494104
Holy shit this always maks me kek

i need the one where she screams "its everywhere" after getting huge creampie

>>9494182
This nigga need to eat

>>9494182
where the fuck are his legs?!

>>9494098
What the actual fuck is this LMAO

>>9494202
http://www.xvideos.com/video1522712/stranger_fucks_in_hotel_room_-_xniki.com

>>9494182
>give me your fucking babies!

That makes me cum everytime

>>9494107
moms spaghetti

>>9494155
she looks fed up with his shit kek

>>9494114
he skipped everything day

>>9494091

"Oh"

>>9494098

He must be channeling his sounds of his truck, I guess?

>>9494163
>>9494049
EF7D782

>>9494096

Sauce?

>>9494036

Sauce good god

No white boy shit, we need real black men impregnating women.

>>9494515
she knows melanin is amazing for your kids

>>9494766

shut up cuck

>>9494036

That is unnecessarily hot

>>9494104
Top Kek

>>9494098
This would be hot AF if the dude weren't such a spaz.

>>9494098
Fucking kek

>>9494104
I came here to fap not to laugh man

>>9494082
some whore named rachel. does a shitton of swinger vids, have fun!

>>9494077
sauce ?!

>>9494085
I don't know why, but I actually enjoy Kelly Divine's home videos more than her professional stuff

>>9494182

Did she like get a hobo from the street or something?

>>9494974
I agree, I dunno what it is but my penis doesnt care either way.

>>9494182
Never skip leg day.

>>9494036
"You wan' me to fill up your little pussy kitty"
"meow yes"

I lost my boner laughing.

>>9494727
"deep inside creampies"
Not even close, m8. Get out of here with that weak shit.

>>9494047
I'm like 70% sure she is being fucked by an Asian-American Midget.

>>9495321
sauce!!!

>>9494131
lol wtf is she rubbing? Imaginary clit?

>>9494077
Holy shit sauce

>>9494766
Start your own thread, then.

reminder your parents doing this is how you were born

>>9494085
Any sauce on this specific video?

>>9494701
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzQIM35ORVk

>>9494047
I will never, EVER, understand white women who are attracted to Asian men. That's fucking down. You fuck across, or up, but not down. On the penis hierarchy you have Asian at the bottom, then white's and browns, then blacks.

>>9494148
kek'd

>>9495594
You won't be able to understand many things Jamal.

>>9494104
ahaha

>>9495594
talk for yourself, burger. I live in Quebec and my generous french ancestors granted me with a 8inch cock

>>9495654
I'm white. Know your place

>>9495594
cuz they go black, and no sane 'white boi' is gunna accept that bullshit, call me a fucking racist so they fuck down like the rats they are

Any content with asian ladies? This white chubby whores do nothing to me.

>>9494166
Did they fuck in a wind tunnel?

>>9494036
I swear I know this girl. Please someone give me sauce or anything else

>>9494150
KEK

>>9495473
>>>
> Anonymous 10/24/16(Mon)20:30:19 No.9495473
pubic bone tho

>>9494088
>im cumming

lol

>>9495771
Yawn.

>>9494091
this is so funny. and i love how he pushes in as he's saying he's not coming when he clearly is at the very moment

>>9495351
me too lol

>>9494155
I saw this video years ago, he had a couple other videos, the eeriest thing is that this guy looked dead on like my highschool biology teacher. It was amazing.

>>9494098
This looks like if Paul Blart fucked some chick

>>9494732
sexxxy brandon areana, full vids on xvideo I think

>>9494182

is that wiz?

>>9494091
too bad for him, thats a hot piece

>>9494707
>>9494049

holy fuck it's babylegs lmao

>>9494098

um yeah thats the roommate from office space

>>9494036
Salsa maldición!!!!!!!

>>9495325
Sauce

>>9495720
>this much of a cuck
>telling others to know their place

>>9494148
kek

>>9495594
I know, it's so fucking wong.

>>9494077
Like 2 walruses doin it.

Can you sick fucks keep the niggers to your cuck threads? I swear I can't ever find a thread I like without being invaded by bestiality.

>>9495473

The nerve roots of the clitoris extend both into the pelvic region toward the sacral plexus, with auxiliary nerves spreading over the pubic bone.

>>9494124
Yup, this was the one to get me off. Ahh, now I can sleep. Thank you.

>>9496457
Sauce?

>>9494085

> Impregnation thread
> "I want you to cum in my fucking ass"

>>9494077
I didn't know Lary the Cable Guy did porn

>>9498806
That's how you get butt-pregnant

>>9494096
I've seen this one some time ago. Is there more like this? I like this kind of... "post orgasm torture"... but there are few that are not shitty or extreme/painful.

>>9494104
>you want me here some maltese in that pussy right now?

>>9495464
No, just a standard Asian.

>>9494098
DSP tries it;shooting a porn scene
Omg what the fuck! I can't stop cumming! I didn't even do anything! I wasn't even doing anything and I couldn't stop I couldn't even do anything what could I do? What a piece of shit fuck this scene. Hahaha instant nut nonstop cumming what a cheap shot.

>>9495780
why do you need sauce if you know her?

>>9495594
>>9495720
Why do pathetic mongrels like you always have to try and derail a thread because the only thing that makes you hard is racist arguments over porn?

You're a sack of shit spouting weak memes and no matter what your race is, that isn't going to change. Go fap in a faggot thread if dicks are that important to you.

>>9494104
Impregnation without taking responsibility is the best fetish.

You might be a sack of shit for liking it, but damn does it feel good. Wish there was more roleplay porn about it.

>>9498806
That's how Australians are made.

>>9498959
Bugged porn scene mechanics dood

>>9494148
Ground control to major kek

>>9494915
guess I'll just google "Whore named rachel"

>>9496438
>>>/pol/

>>9499151
Any reason you didn't tell >>9495594 to go back to /pol/? They're peddling the same kind of bullshit that belongs there.

>>9494182
Thanks Mr skeleton

>>9499085
So THATS why they call it "the down under"?

>>9499131
Every time i read the name rachel, its in the voice of christain bales batman
RACHEL

>>9494071
Sauce

>>9495594

Just mathematically speaking, not every can fuck up. Somebody has to be fucking down for somebody to be fucking up.

>>9494036
Really fucking need sauce

>>9494094
http://www.xvideos com/video4431417/playful_teen_homemade_sextape

>>9494036
Sauce plz

>>9494047
Sauce ?

>>9494150
my sides

>>9496094
Did I just watch a bitch get nutted in by a goddamned shadow?!?!

>>9494036
Sauce, please.

>>9494128
sauce or name?

>>9502679
I miss when 4chan was actually funny with it's racism.

>>9496457
gonna need the sauce, boss

we need moar

>>9494050
that's not sex. that's love

>>9496050
i kek'd so hard lmao

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>>9496050
>>9496407
>>9498811
>>9499085

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my fetish was creampies and impregnation for years, then I had 2 kids, now my fetish is condoms and femdom

>>9495594
fuck off you ape-worshiping cuck

>>9504640
nice

>>9496330
underrated comment

>>9504640
try pegging

>>9496457
the only source i'm requesting here

>>9503032
reeeeeeeeeeee

>>9494104
Would this hold up in court if she came for child support?

Is there any actual porn where the woman actually gets pregnant? I know of just a couple but they are old and meh. One is proffessional the other is a swinger vid. I need new stuff

>>9506419
This made me laugh harder than the video.

>>9506419
Aye, facts b

>>9495654
literally laughed out loud

>>9494091

Why would she let some creepy old porn dude fuck her without a condom in the first place if she doesn't take birth control? Hell I have friends with girlfriends who have to use condoms because their girl aint on BC. that bitch is crazy.

>>9494098

seems like a hooker or something? hot

>>9495594
no, it goes black and brown>white and asian

>>9496466

So hot when girls are vocal like that about getting cummed in. So much more risk in it for them and yet they want it simply for the pleasure. Mmmm

>>9494182
this dude looks like something out of chappells show.

>>9506419
underrated

>>9494098
Trevor became a pornstar after GTA V

>>9495594
have you ever tried not being a superstitious drooling primitive, or is everything you know the equivalent of hearsay, gossip, and handmedown information? Don't you have some kind of drum circle to go chant in or a seance to get to?

>>9494150
lmao kek

What a good thread!

>>9494131
Totally looks like Katrina from 'Suits'

>>9494036

Got source OP?

>>9502679
only the shadow knows ;)

>>9499085
fffucking god damn it lol. I came here to fap, not laugh

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Love this one.

>>9495473

Virgin detected.

Several of the women I've been with have been unable to give themselves or take direct clitoral stimulation. While others -- I'm literally sucking on the bean or rubbing it during sex.

Also, the clit isn't just that little tip. It goes up and around the labia on either side -- all of which is very pleasurable. Look up your anatomy, kiddo.

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source pls

>>9494131
sauce?

>>9499085
Worth the boner loss.

>>9495594
Look at all of these faggots taking this painfully obvious bait. You fuckers all deserve to get cucked.

>>9507171
Money.

>>9494096
she knows it

>>9494182
That nigga looks like Dave Chappell dressed as Samuel L. Jackson

>>9494399
no money

>>9508393
>Beautiful girl begging for your dick
>Take it out and start jerking off mid orgasm

>>9494098
sahhaahahahah
ruined fap fuck u f am

>>9494096
Ah, Donut Sack...we meet again

>>9494047
that guy looks like Paul Sinha from The Chase

>>9494107
WOOOOOOORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>9494036
we need some sauce over here

>>9508393
>Get me pregnant!

Hard as diamonds.

>>9508696
This is what sucks about most creampie porn. They never go balls deep. They always pull out enough that they're only really coming at the entrance. It's shit.

>>9494155
>
sounds like a semi fucking engine breaking

>>9499085
lost

>>9508760
nah, he looks like jon from jon and kate plus 8

>>9494096

Sauce

>>9501549
'Huge titty read head begging for a creampie'

on porn hub

>>9495325
Sauce pls

>>9494036
H E R E L I E S F R A N K

D I E D K E K I N

>>9494927
>Super quiet
>Framed picture of some national landmark
Man, boning in your late 30's-early 40's must suck.

>>9494182
gael monfils

>>9494050
BUT SHIT

IT WAS 99 CENTS

>>9494036
Not to be "that person" but the entire premise of this thread is completely wrong. You can't get someone pregnant just by having unprotected sex, and even if the guy comes "deep inside" that still doesn't mean that she isn't on the pill, doesn't have an IUD, doesn't take plan B, or isn't on many many many other forms of female contraception including the female condom.

An actual "impregnation thread" would have scientific images of a sperm fertilizing an egg. Do you see those images here? I just see a bunch of amateur and revenge porn, focused around guys coming without pulling out.

Just like pulling out is not an effective form of pregnancy control, "coming in" is not guarantee of impregnation.

>>9511220
fuck you

>>9510961
No, it's actually great without the retarded pretenses and silliness and it is more cerebral and mind-blowing.

>>9511220
Yet you are "that person".

>>9511220
yeah mate ya got me I'll start jacking it to four color middle school sex ed diagrams now

fuckin jackass

>>9511220
>pulling out doesn't work
"Withdrawal, also knows as “coitus interruptus,” is the removal of the penis from a partner's vagina before ejaculation, or coming. ... While withdrawal has been criticized as a non-method, it is 73-96% effective for birth control, depending on the male partner's self-knowledge and self-control."

>>9495321
>>9495466
>That tricky camera cut so they can pull out cover his dick in corn starch and reinsert
fake as shit

thats delilah blue on teenpies by the way

tfw used to let boyfriend cum in me ~24 hrs after my period is finished. His doctor friend said that there's some window where women can get pregnant-- I don't remember exactly, but I think he said there's a 2-3 day window.

I know its stupid to d, but it feels so fucking good to know how much satisfaction and pleasure it gives my boyfriend. We did it for about 6 months straight with no problems, but we stopped playing with the devil. I'm starting to think that one of is may be sterile, even, since I've gotten lucky with not getting pregnant


I don't really want to go on BC either because I don't want to gain weight.

>>9511637
You have literally never had sex before.

Youll see one day my son.


Hopefully.

>>9495594
Here's a reply so i can make it into the screencap if it happens

>>9498811
If Lary the Cable Guy did porn it would be way better that that

>>9494148
this slayed me

>>9511220
>t. "that person"

>>9511220
You are techincally correct... the very worst kind of troll.

Does anyone have any before after clips of creampie and pregnancy?

>>9511750
>Right after period
Idiot.

>>9511464
you made up a bunch of nonsense and put it in quotation marks. Congratulations.

>>9504640
I was once drunk as fuck and told my gf I'd love to impregnate her and her sister.

[spoiler]She proceeded to act as her sister while fucking.[/spoiler]

>>9494036
sauce anyone?

>>9495325
Missed opportunity to just yell "JUSTIIIIICCEEEE" as he came

>>9499085
Lol m8

>>9494036
Would have been 10/10 without the tail

>>9511950
That's a fuckin win right there.

>>9495594
amwf breed superior offspring that generally tend to be taller than both parents
asian males have better work ethic, take more responsibility, and have better overall self-discipline than white males. white males cry too much, have too much self-entitlement baggage, and blame women for literally everything. they're rarely ever self-aware enough to catch their own hypocrisy. dating a white male would be like dating an overzealous feminist. it's a real pain in the ass to date someone who's that far up their own ass with cognitive bias.

>>9494050
>Leglocking

That's not allowed

>>9494098
Randy from South Park

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>>9511758

Not the guy you responded too but subtle porn cutaways and edits with fake cum is not unusual in the industry at all, especially creampie porn.

>>9494098
Tim Allen does porn! TOOL TIME - HOE!!!!

>>9508393
salsa?

>>9507197
>So much more risk in it for them
Not true at all. There are a plethora of ways to avoid pregnancy or deal with the resulting child for women.

If you're a dude, you're literally giving up all legal say over the result once you cum inside a woman. You've surrendered your rights to her whims. It's a complete roll of the dice you have no control over. Hell, in some first world nations it's illegal to prove you're not the biological father without consent of the mother.

>>9511220
>Not to be "that person"
Proceeds to be exactly that fucking person.

>>9494091
Based Reagen

>>9494036
That is my sister.
That's our house.

I'm going to bed.

>>9513684
How does it feel to know that your sister is into petplay?

>>9494091
I was just thinking about that one.

>>9495473
retard

>>9494131
Need sauce plz, i cant find it in teamskeet

>>9494769
But at the same time, melanin is a father repellant

>>9494036
i didnt know this was a YLYL thread

>>9494091
Being lazy but any sauce on this?

Anyone have the mebm or video of a guy fucking some chick, he pulls his condom off and finish in her then she just lays there crying?

>>9506424
autism

>>9513684
can you ask your sister if she has more of those videos?

>>9494036
kek'd

>>9499045
>Impregnation without taking responsibility is the blackest fetish.
fix'd

>>9511220
do you spit when you talk?

>>9494096

>"augh, fucken stop!"

my sides

>>9512101
Nice post, is it from r/AsianMasculinity?

>>9494128
>>9502905
WANZ-185

Yoshinaga Akane

>>9512901
Sauce if anyone wants it.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57d3cf0883ccc

>>9510961
You don't get it, youngfag. Once you go full disgusting mode, the only place to go is back to this. This right here is the epitome of porn to me now. One day maybe you'll understand.

>>9494085
sauce?

>>9511000
awe dont do my boi gael like that , i know he loses alot but atleast we can still root for him.

>>9513306
There's also STIs though, and they're more vulnerable to those.

>>9511060
FUCK YOU I WAS LAUGHING TOO HARD TO FINISH

>>9494104
oh my god this is gold

>>9511220
Who the fuck is this nigga ? Gtfo

>>9508687
HOLY FUCK LMAO

>Thread about impregnation
>creampies at the very most
>most of the girls are probably on birth control
>none of them telling the guy to knock them up

Could we not just get some videos up here with women going "make me a mommy" or "knock me up" no matter how cheesy that sounds?

>>9516872
half of these are comedic gold too
came here to jerk off not kek

>>9494050
I got feels from this shit.

>>9514768
kek

>>9494182

is it wrong that I notice Glee in the television section?

>>9508495
Serpente Edita
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=956437269

>>9511464
this is the truth, if your pull-out game is strong that is. I've had sex hundreds of times with multiple woman and have only used a condom around ten times. It's about feeling when you're going to cum and then pulling out just before that first shoot.

>>9506419
He's black so nah

>>9508393
Sauce?

>>9506419

that's not how child support works breh

>>9502679
Nah just a big ol' stinky nigger

>>9504640
souras?

>>9494182
Since when did Snoop Dogg get into the porn industry?

>>9510961
nah it's the bomb. no bullshit, no mind games, no fakeness or forced noises/gestures. the back to basics sex is the best.

>>9511220
Got a grade a mouth breather over here

>>9511220
We're adaptation-executors, not fitness-maximizers. You're looking at a two-D representation, not having the sex yourself. You're separated from the origin of the desire in a hundred ways large and small.

You're a human; get over it.

>>9494077
baka esports is going down hill, disappointed in this kind of content from a big team like cloud 9

>>9511502
LEGENDARY

>>9504640
That fart sound at 0:26... perfect.

>>9519390
fart sound confirmed

>>9494104
keke :D

>>9494098
XD

>>9495594
ONE DAY WHEN IM IN POWER, I WILL GENOCIDE ALL U NIGGERS AND PAKIS

>>9494104
im trying to fap and i started laughinh

>>9494091
It's called the morning-after pill :|

>>9494050
>ywn have a woman leglock you as you empty yourself and fulfill the very essence of your existence
I didn't come here to feel

>>9520478
It can be really damaging to your body though.

>>9494098
Lmao I'm pretty sure that's my dealer. He fucks bitches all the time. Really nice guy, good for him.

>>9494766
Shut the fuck up

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>>9511220
Lost

You know what would be a sweet porn video? So occasionally porn stars get married to each other, right? Like they do scenes, have a lot of fun, go out, then get married?

Well, if they get married and want to start a family, they should do scenes together where he's just always cumming inside her as deep and as much as he can. And then if she does get pregnant after a scene, you would know the exact scene that they did that got her pregnant so you could watch it and know that the creampie you see is the one that knocked her up

They'd be killing two birds with one stone. The scenes would fulfill the creampie genre, and would also fulfill the impregnation "fetish" genre as well.

>>9520638
And then their kid can rack up the sweet sweet therapy bux when they find their entire conception documented to the tune of shitty gonzo porn.

>>9511220
>not to be that person
not to be racist, but you're a jew fucking nigger and need to get gassed

>>9494077
They're voting Trump

>>9495594
>muh dick

>>9494182
rickjames.webm

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What kind of position would this be called? Like what specifically would I search for to find more stuff like this?

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>>9521830

>>9521193
even hotter.

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>>9508393
Her moaning is fucking great. It actually sounds fucking real.

>>9521830
>>9521834
really disgusting

Several years ago there was a super hot creampie scene around, which was one of the first videos in all the tubes when you searched for creampie. But I can't find it anymore.
The vid was super closeup on her pussy, one leg lifted up and he fucked her from behind. The guy had a heart/ red balloon tattoo on his groin which you could clearly see in the scene. He cums inside her and you can see the cum slowly oozing out and running down her leg. There was a longer version of the scene where you could see the girl was bent over a table or something. Maybe /gif/ is more helpful than /r/..?

>>9511060
>>9512110

I didn't come here to laugh you fucks

>goddammit/10

>>9495464
oh my kek