>>9482139
>changing more than one lane at a time, especially with all those blindspots

>>9482117
Oh how I wish this happened to our Walmart manager.

>>9482175
Wut...
why?

>>9482180
this cant be real

>>9482200
DIY teeth removal Columbian style?

>>9482180
fucking rekt

>>9482205
it is.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259094/The-horrific-moment-father-young-girls-dies-inflatable-ball-zorbing-spins-control-falls-cliff-Russian-ski-resort.html

>>9482180
>doing this kind of shit on a slope of a mountain with no fences
Sasuga Russia.

>>9482200
Starter pistol / blank round, Being stupid, didn't think it would blow a hole in his cheek, tried to say he "swallowed the bullet" when people clearly pointed out there wasn't one in the video.

>>9482180

i'm in tears. i never knew a death could be so funny.

>>9482177
MmmmmONSTER killkillkill

>>9482117
>walking around and shit after being massacred with a machete
touch old bitch

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>>9482485
Normal medical procedure actually, it's too attempt to de-fag autistic people like this poster

>>9482144
He did this over a half eaten hot dog.

>>9482758
What do you mean?

>>9482785
The guy poured boiling water over the other guy because the receiver ate a half-eaten hot dog the day before.

>>9482139
Am I the only one to notice the water bottle exploding against the car at the front of that queue after the truck mashes the family of four?

>>9482485
Just imagine how much force had been necessary to drive that damn thing INTO the bone in the first place...

>>9482180
Physics, fuck.

>>9482803
yes. no. wtf do you want?

>>9482093
Did he live?

>>9482093 >>9483101
My favorite thing about this is 90% of that whole cliff is flat, but he hits the one jagged, triangular shaped rock.

>>9482180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K79wiF72FFo

>>9483131

Lol. Was gonna post this

>>9483101
Yeah, he only left with a broken leg

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>>9482083

>>9482083
That's why you wear kneepads bitch!

>>9482803
DAE? XD

>>9482792
can confirm
http://www.baka.com.au/world/man-poured-boiling-water-on-coworker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-20160412-go4w4e.html

>>9482344
Mad Max would be ashamed of him.

>>9482803
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/driver-in-belgium-survives-the-most-deadliest-of-crashes-9800643.html
just one lucky girl

>>9482180
who's to say they died?

>>9483398
holy
shit
nigger

>>9482333
Leads me to believe that she's not in the wrong. A lot of this Rekt threads, foreign men may act and appear tough, but their unemotional facade gives away the fact that they are NUCLEAR tiers of cucked, and that they bring it on themselves.

>>9482149
I uhh.
This.
This is uhh.

I haven't seen this.
This one is new.

>>9483398
story on this one?

>>9482205
You must be new.

>>9482735
Nog

>>9482743

except you're clearly the autist with no sense of humor

>>9482139
>diaper bag
The feels

>>9482115
nope. nope nope nope.

I can deal with pretty much anything in these threads. Not eye stuff. That one of those primal fear things. Fuuuuuck that shit.

>>9482333
adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

And like other drugs, she's gonna have a REALLY shitty come down.

>>9482149
holy fuck I can't watch this shit I didn't know what it was jesus christ

>>9482139
fuck DHL. fucker's opened a package sent to me to "check for water damage."

The box was fine, bone dry. Half the shit I ordered for Christmas gifts to my family was missing though.

>>9483390
those ball things aren't as cushioning as you think. Long enough drop, they'll be cleaning it out with a hose.

>>9483612

>>9483390

also there's the internet and some basic research

>>9483629

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/9841403/Zorbing-survivor-speaks-of-fear-in-friends-eyes-before-death.html

>>9483372
mad max is a fictional character

>>9483509
>be insane and homeless
>develop infection of the eyes
>do nothing about it
>it festers
>flies show up
>concerned citizen sees you
>end up in hospital
>staff can't believe what they're seeing, take video

No sauce for this but I guarantee that's what happened.

>>9482496
how does this act label him as autistic?

>>9483339
Dead

>>9483647
The joke

Your head.

>>9483693

i'd say the first two stabs were justifiable self defense.

continuing the attack when he fled was murder.

>>9483649
i wonder what he smells like....

>>9483650
An autist like you wouldn't understand

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>>9483704
>The joke
>Your head.

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>>9483647
>This was a joke
>>9483704
>This was a faggot

>>9483785
look mom i posted it again

>>9483815
>crosshair overlay
>"modernized" arabic lettering on symbol in upper left corner

Daesh are taking inspiration from MLG, this is fucking hilarious.

>>9483339

>the door opening at the end

Everytime

>>9482115
I ain't clicking that shit

>>9482105
nope nope nope

boat propellers are one of my biggest fears

>>9482115

how did it get in

>>9483815
>alaaahu akbar, alaaahu akbar
The way he said it was hilarious

>>9482743
that's not a poster, that's a webm

>>9483736
well thank fuckign god youre not in charge of our use of force laws

>>9484149
That instant justice

>>9484171
dat nigga on the left ate that other nigga's arm.
"nice job, rupert. you got that fish good."

>>9482180
Some say she's still rolling to this day.

>>9483650
One symptom of severe autism is self-injurious behavior.

>>9483398
If I ever end up like this please just kill me

>>9484171
That crocodile was like "seriously dude, that's my fucking arm"

>>9484156
Fuck a duck that was fast.

>>9484165
I hate faggots like these, as soon as they see him losing all fucking 3 of them rush in

>>9483261
Story?

>>9483261
Story?
>>9483606
Hope you reported those poorfag cock suckers

>>9484151
This should be in ylyl thread

>>9483650
Autism is the new retard.

>>9483261
Story?
>>9483606
Hope you reported those poorfag cock suckers

>>9483261
Story?
>>9483606
Hope you reported those poorfag cock suckers
>>9484165
Niggers.

>>9483936
>>9483599
Enters a rekt thread, Can't handle it.

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>>9484177

forklift accident please !!!

>>9484190
seriously, wtf

>>9482083
>polaris

i work in that factory, just saying cause have nothing else to say

>>9483376

Stupid Flanders!

>>9484144
Kek

>>9482180
that guy is dead

>>9484172
he wasnt robbing anyone. he wanted to die.

>>9484151
He made it worse by pouring more on his crotch

stalin.jpg

>>9484149
DRAGONNNNN BREATTTTTHHHH!!!!

>>9483736

No. Kid with the yellow bag started that shit.

>>9484167
I hope the cops beat the fuck out of them

>>9482144
punishment fits the crime

>>9483650
well, he caught autism after he fell and hit his head.

>>9484067
kaleidoscope accident

>>9483693
can't really feel bad for the guy

>>9484177
diamonds

>>9482344
Legit Food Review

>>9482144
>Dumps acid on a guy
>His reprimandation is getting bonked with a bucket

k

>>9484358
Nope, the yellow kid did it first.
Jones aside, he was probably being bullied for some time and that day it was the last day of being opressed.

>>9484358
We have literal video evidence of that not being the case.

>>9484519
Sauce? I want to hear her cries

>>9484519
So she put on all her shirts and now in typical lady fashion she's crying that she take them off.

>>9482242
Why do you just make shit up? If you watched the video you'd know it was a real bullet and his intention was to blow a hole throw each cheek for street cred for his rap "career"

>>9482083
Why do I get the feeling this guy didn't have a proper 3 point harness?

>>9483749
death

>>9484538
>>9484538
Boiling water*

>>9484171
>retarded frogs

kek

>>9484198
So... did the suit actually help at all or was it a "the goggles they do nothing" sort of deal?

>>9484175
why are they giving him a handjob and wetting his head?

>>9482117
story?

>>9484144

lol

got me.

>>9482117
Crazy she survived.

>>9484519
>>9484595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF1pit58s2k

>>9483398
This literally made me fukin hold my eyes shut. He looks like a fukin boss on a horror game like condemned or whatever

>>9484144
nice

>>9484716
The suit can stop shrapnel, it does almost nothing to the blast, which will crush your organs anyway. Also, rip your head off, etc.

>>9484165
fucking fags always jump in as soon as their boyfriends take a hit.

>>9483398
This is what happens when you see Rosie Odonnel naked

>>9484177
>richardstallmanswife.webm

>>9484720
>handjob
kek

>>9482149
the dudes deathly fucking emotionless stare

>>9483317
Jesus fuck what a scenic death.

>>9484519
lmfao

>>9484835
i'm guessing he did something for them to straight up cut off his dick... but what I'm wondering is, if they're gonna start cutting off body parts, then why the fuck did he stick around?

>>9484167
fuck i hate niggers

>>9482149
I gotta say this has scarred me mentally

>>9484167
>Black lives matter
kek

>>9482200
rapper trying to make a name for himself. not even kidding

>>9484167
Hope they get buttfucked with bats in prision.

>>9484165
His fucking white friends just watched, too.

>>9484716
at that distance? of course not.

>>9484175
Ahhh, they're either attempting to rush the blood to his dick to reduce the facial swelling, or they're a bunch of faggots.

>>9483736
if you send someone to the hospital you have to pay for their hospital bills... but if you kill someone you just pay a fine, so it's usually cheaper to just kill them.

>>9482200
Yeah, he wanted to do a scene for his music video where he gets shot through the cheek, but the director, or anyone wasnt willing to take part in that, so he did it himself.

Maybe next time he'll aim up a few inches more.

>>9484519
>"This is not okay right now"
Dumb bitch

>>9484172
>It's a prop I promise

>>9484177
I do that too.

>>9483166
>>9482180
In Karachaevo-Cherkessia arrested the owner of the attraction, after skiing which killed one tourist and injured another. We are talking about an inflatable ball - zorb that during the descent to the mountain Dombai rolled away into the abyss. In connection with the incident, which occurred on January 3 has to be checked and other attractions.
As told by zorbing Roman Musenko specialist inflatable balloon is designed for a load of not more than 90 kilograms. That is, it may be disposed only one person (rather than two adult men, especially - in thick winter clothing). Otherwise, the inevitable bumps on the ground even at low natural jumps during the descent. There are a number of requirements and to the highway - it should not be longer than 140 meters and go down the slope more than 40 degrees (instead of 70-80 as the slope, which was an emergency). Not to mention the fact that the track should be present fence and belay devices. Inside the Zorb for the descent should be a special chair to secure the back zorbonavta.

Of An extreme winter activity Turned Into Tragedy, the after a zorb with to two two Tourists inside the lost control and plunged Into a creek in Dombay mountain area, in Russia's south. One of the two young men died, the other suffered major injuries.

>>9482149
wtf why?

>>9483805
missed

>>9483261
he looks stoned as fuck

>>9484716

at that distance organs burst from the shock, eyes pop out and most soft tissues just turn to mush

pretty much instant hamburger, if the blast was bigger the same effect would happen even if he was farther away

>>9483317
You were my brother anakin! You were meant to destroy the sith not join them

>>9484141
argentino o uruguayo promedio

>>9483317
Elias death scene if platoon was set in the levant?

>>9483649
maggot therapy is a form of medical debridement. maggots eat only live flesh, so it's more effective than mechanical or enzymatic treatment. his eyes were probably necrotic so they needed to do something about it

>>9483509
>>9483398
im actually hoping what happened is.. guy lives in 3rd world country where they still use maggots as medical treatment and he just has pink eye or something

>>9483317
Damn! His left foot is blown off.

>>9484149
GASOLINE FIGHT!

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>>9484177

>>9484198

fuck off

>>9482496
My hands got clammy watching that

>>9485355
thought they only ate dead flesh?

>>9482180
They see me rollin, they hattin'

>>9485345
argentino al toke perro

>>9484276
i heard somewere that it gives you unbelievable oragsms, no joke

>>9482083

I think he kneeds to go to the hospital

>>9484167
monkeys being monkeys, what else did you expect?

>>9483339

>Oh hey, there's a plant positioned right in front of that side of the door.
>That must be for egress.

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>>9482149
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUH DICK

>>9484463
Underrated comment

>>9484149
The sweetest karma I have ever seen.

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>>9482175

>>9482139
>crossing multiple lanes at once
>without clear line of sight as well

So many faggots do that over in Aus too, and I'm just waiting to see one of them get cleaned up. Shitty driving should not be allowed.

>>9483887
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was the other way around. This style of sniper snuff films has been around for some time, and they have been doing those types of edits since the beginning if OIF around 2002-2003

>>9485463
is he okay?

>>9484933
>Don't forget, folks, it's Bat Day at Rikers Island. Every felon in attendance gets a free bat as a souvenir

>>9485402
>Barf-O-Rama

>>9484172
He gave love a bad name

>>9485355
>maggots eat only live flesh
Dead flesh, nigger.

>>9482115
My dad once was helping my mom clean out some brush next to our house when a stick sprung back and part of it stuck in his eye. it was pretty damn brutal, though it wasn't near as bad as this. If I remember right it was int here for about a week before the pain was so bad that he went to the doctor to have it checked out and they found the piece of wood

>>9482115
I can't imagine the doctor's sigh of relief when that thing finally came out

>>9482144
story?

>>9484728
This was in Costa Rica, she owes him 80.000 CRC (like $140)
story (spanish) http://www.teletica.com/Noticias/132260-Mujer-de-61-anos-se-encuentra-delicada-tras-ser-atacada-a-machetazos-en-Alajuela.note.aspx

http://www.nacion.com/sucesos/crimenes-asaltos/Hombre-macheteo-brazos-mujer-cobrarle_0_1575842459.html

>>9482239
sasuga means like ' of course' or 'afterwall'?

Of course this is russia
this is russia, after

>>9483369
>http://www.baka.com.au/world/man-poured-boiling-water-on-coworker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-20160412-go4w4e.html
should be executed for attempted murder

boiling water is no joke

>>9484171
>file name
kek

>>9484881
>>9485264
I think it's a ritual circumcision.
If you look at how tightly he's crossing his arms, you can tell he's in extreme pain, but he has to tough it out to be considered a man. The fucked up thing isn't that it happened to him. The fucked up thing is that it happens to every man in the tribe.

>>9485891
what the fuck is he trying to do?!

It's like he thinks he's taking something foreign out, but he's just tearing off shreds of cornea what the fuck. I'm just glad the video ended before his eye popped out. If I had seen that, I'd be changing my pants right now

>>9484156

FUCK, I THOUGHT IT WAS A BULLET

>>9484175
why is he masturbating him ?

>>9483339
lolololoolololoolololololollololololololoololololololol

>>9483509
looks like the dude's dead to me, just decomposing. maybe they're cleaning him up for a funeral or something. i dunno.

>>9485891
>
at least wash your fucking hands first

>>9483023
Not much. After rods are in for a while and things start to tense up around them, after a while it requires this much force to remove.

>>9484177
Free chips

>>9484144
i thought it was gonna hit the bus, and
you got me, friend

>>9482144
Why does almost everyone seem to be wearing a shower cap?

>>9484156
then he comes back..savage

I fucking hate niggers. Weak monkeys can only win when they are in a pack of atleast 5 to 1.. and look... they even like setting each other on fire

>>9483398
Mentally disabled, forsaken old people always end up like this, its pretty common in 3rd world countries, actually

>>9485345
>>>9484141
>argentino o uruguayo promedio
La misma basura

>>9483398
You were in that tv thread too huh. Fun ride that was

>>9484165
did he DDT his ass?

anyone got the boomdiada rekt?

>>9482115
made it through wincing the entire time

>>9482139
Goodnight, that's what you get for driving like a fucking cunt.

>>9484171
"Rob, I fucking needed that, you lazy bastard."

>>9484156
lol

>>9482175
He was about 6 inches too low.

>>9483398
Fuck that I saw this on a thread on /b/ yesterday and didn't wanna watch it cause no balls
But now I've watched it and it's fucking underwhelming! Fuck that, I expected more

>still nasty as fuck though

>>9485345
PUTA MADRE.

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>>9482115

>>9482139
They guy in the truck with the camera should have been on the brakes way sooner.

>>9482117
Just gonna stand there and let me bleed, but that's alright cause I like the way it hurts.

>>9486113
Huelo a mejinarco envidioso o algun otro de esos paises habitados por negros

>>9484166
Stupid fucking pussies, let them fight out their beef, dont jump a man

>>9486055
he's clearly moving is jaw

>>9485017
Or perhaps both.

>>9486375
Nah, I think he is dead too. His jaw only moves when the doctors ( or whoever it is ) push on the side of its his jaw.

>>9484111
Thats pretty much how use of force laws are.
First two stabs were justifiable.

chasing made it murder.

>>9484149
Ignition due to fall height of the gasoline and friction right?

How far can gasoline fall before the fall generates enough energy to ignite it? I think my firefighter instructor mentioned it like, once.

>>9482083
im not sure but it looked like the road diberges and you are supposed to stay right, it is this guys fault for going left, hopefully only he was hurt

>>9484149
Is this from fucking Zoolander??

>>9484166
fucking niggers never 1v1.
their entire fucking filthy race has no sense of honor.

>>9482105
But holy shit that transition was clean

>>9484149
what could have ignited it?

>>9482496
it's not autism. it's more like white people shit.

>>9484199
ok

>>9484175
and this is black people shit >>9486623

>>9484190
Are there screams?

>>9482149
Why? Story? Did that dude just put the dick skin in a baggy and walk away? Seriously, what the actual fuck?

>>9486633
much better than an hero while not trying to an hero. just boxing and rubbing a guy off. two completely normal things.

>>9484326
>that';s the joke

>>9484276
Causes your clit to swell thus making it more sensitive.

>>9485891
I mean, he already have a second eye, why would he need that one?

>>9482243
listen to running in the 90s while watching

infinitely funnier

>>9486029
>>9485017
>>9484720
There's a belief in africa that being sexually stimulated can revive you from unconsciousness. There is a guy there who's job it is to rub is dick if he gets knocked out.

>>9484149
That's what I call a backfire.

>>9484791
>Rosie Odonnel
kek'd

>>9482115
fuck I'd hate to be that doctor

>>9486583
>>9486455
he's holding a fucking lighter you morons

>>9485822
underated post

>>9486337
Have you even considered what it takes to stop a truck going that fast

>>9483736
he killed a scumbag so who cares maybe not even his mother will care that much

so props to the kid who produced the knife lololololol

>>9484171
"what the fuck paul"

>>9485073
yeah your country does have some stupid laws

>>9482115
felt satisfying after the piece came out but what is that round particle on the eye?

>>9482149

This some sort of circumcision?

>>9482180
That was oddly soothing to watch.

Niggers gonna Nig, if they don't have it thier Niger way. Then they wonder why they getting shot by white folks. Pussy ass white friends don't do shit. Fuck you Blm. All lives matters.

>>9484166
Once again Niggers gonna Nig if they don't have it thier Nigger way. Bet if it were the white girl getting her ass kick they wouldn't have jumped in. White girl was wooping her black Nigger ass.

>>9482139
Believe it or not but the driver of that car survived relatively unharmed, fortunately.

>>9484171
I visited a Croc farm in Kenya (yep they eat that shit) and it was grim. Loads of mutilated crocs with limbs and snouts missing. I mean fuck crocs an all - but it was nasty :(

>>9482344
Kek, that spew at the end....

>>9484750
im getting anxiety just from watching that.

>>9483339
The door opening at the end is hazardous to one's sides

>>9484167
>>9484166
>>9484165

>Nigger poster detected.
>Priv checked

>>9485891
Lay off the pipe bro!! Waaaaay too much ice...

>>9484465
Just wanted to check the mail

>>9483820
I like how they are using tracers to. Like YO HEY IM OVER HERE BRO

>>9486091
Factory workers.

>>9484716
I had an EOD guy tell me once that when the bomb is within arms reach, the suit is more a last ditch effort to keep your body together than actually protect you from the explosion. Not for safety reasons, mind you. Just so the family has enough body to bury.

>>9482105
what was cut off? his ear?

>>9484144
10 outta fucking 10

>>9482115
my eyes are watering from that one

>tfw you have dry eyes and watching this world of hurt actually helps your condition

>>9486337
pls kys

>>9485923

it's 'As Expected' in nip

>>9482139
That pink dildo though.

>>9484997
Because that's how you 1 on 1, instead of like those chimps started handing out blows as soon as it was evident the white guy could stand up to the lead nigger.

>>9485891
I heard somebody say he thought there was a surveillance device in his eye

>>9484167
When the cops beat the fuck out them they be like "Police brutality!"
Fucking monkeys don't deserve shit more than a life time in prison.

>>9487772
When you say "monkeys", are you referring to the group of thugs that beat those people up or all black people? This is a test of your intelligence.

>>9484156
So that's why Close Combat has 120 base power

>>9482144
VORSICHT, Frau am Steuer!

>>9482149
Please, no more monkeys

>>9482235
Stupid people, die stupid death

>>9484167
I fucking hate niggers

>>9484177
WTF??? She must be insane!

>>9483564
>baby on board
>asshole in the front

>>9484165
white dude's friends are pure faggots, didn't step in to defend him when the niggers jumped him. i hope he got better friends afterwards

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>>9484177
That shit legit made me throw up. I'm sitting here with a fucking bucket right now.

>>9484465
Are those fuckers just sniping their neighbors and filming it or what? Cause they all seem to be civilian (almost).

>>9482496
That's why 9/11 people didn't make it.

>>9483261
post blacklivesmatter 1-6

>>9485507
unBEElievable orgasms amirite


please kill me

>>9487790
>implying there is a difference

>>9488099
filename/10

>>9482149
>stahp copyeen our black culturez

>>9484151
It's even funnier with sound. That classic anime scream.

>>9484187

fucking savages

>>9484177

Facial features... Jew or Italian ... Either way, gypso level at best.

>>9484144
Great dubs, congratulations.
[spoiler]I hated your fucking video, pissed me right off to Tuesday.[/spoiler]

>>9488099
how is that even possible?

>>9485277
Carloooooos

>>9485257
>Karachaevo-Cherkessia
Fuck me these are my people (or some dumb russians)

>>9486623
TIL boxing is blacks only

>>9482139
I bet they were asian

>>9489839
Was some dumb white bitch

>>9483693
damn kids nowadays... cant even get beat up right...

>>9486091
they are protecting themselves from boiled water attacks

>>9484149
https://youtu.be/ZnZ2XdqGZWU?t=1m28s

>>9484229
>ylyl
I thought that was the purpose of rekt threads, no?

>>9482180
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>>9483023
>>9486059
I've had two bone marrow biopsies done to me, no complete sedation. It is easy to go in indeed.
Coming out though, that's a whole other thing. The doctor was almost pulling me off the bed when she was extracting the needle.

>>9485373
daaaaaamn look at the bone!

>>9488378
Hello, this is Jamal, welcome to jackass.

Hes more than Okay, hes an hero

>>9488099
>filename
muh sides

>>9487485
"Fucker, did you just spill water on my dog?"

>>9484198
Ive been hoping someone would post this for a while thank you its my favorite

>>9482115
Eye protection. Wear it.

>>9482175
he acctuly swalloed the bullet

>>9488359
Really? Out of all the shit on this thread, some bitch eating her foot flakes made you vomit?