rekt/gore

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>>9475157

>>9475165
that is fucking incredible,

>>9475157
What the hell is recording this from the sky a drone?? And was that a truck or a tank

>>9475208
i think that was a truck

>>9475060
cats have a non lethal terminal velocity so it survived

>>9475218
it might have, but it hit that table half way down its spine so if it did its crippled for life

>>9475218

Just look at how alive it looks.

>>9475218
>> However, critics of the study pointed out a sampling error in that instantly fatal falls were not included (as an already dead cat would not be taken to the vet).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex

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>>9475060

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>>9475307
Dumping part of my folder

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>>9475315

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>>9475317

>>9475165
does ISIS do their own editing?

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>>9475218

>>9475310
dumbass faggots scared of a blast wave and fuck up the video. Die you fucking muzzie pieces of shit.

>>9475060
Kitty died doing what he loved. Being a dumb fucking cat.

>>9475315
Story?? This is intense.

Imagine nearly dying and your buddy leaking his brain fluid on your soldier whole still recieving fire.

>>9475532
Jesus man jerk off or something ya cranky faggot

>>9475191
That is a dumb bomb and I hope they enjoy 1000 donkey balls in hell

>>9475315
good

>>9475624
French Kissing gone wrong.

>>9475632
>How to basic-How to grate cheese

>>9475834
> recording of a YouTube video
Some people, man

>>9475632
what a faggot

>>9475317
The amount of webms that I've seen where idiots just stand around without assistance is absurd. Also, why the fuck did the guy plant the explosive in the first place? What's the story here?

>>9475060
okay but seriously they could've thought of a better way to save the cat.

>>9475985
but its a fucking cat

>>9475227
>life
I came across a news article about it a while back. Cat lived but its spine was fucked, but could use his front legs. they have it a little wheel cart

>>9475592
I forgot what happened but both of them survived somehow.

>>9476016
eh yeah i guess.

>>9475337
I assume it's them, editing software is just a torrent way. Although it wouldn't be difficult to transfer raw footage to say, "cough" Saudi Arabia "cough" and have it edited there.

>>9475974
You're such a faggot. Get out of here and go back to tumblr

>>9475592
This was in Brazil, the cops got ambushed (obviously) entering gang held territory. Can't find the exact news story (police get killed all the time in Brazil). I think the cop shot in the head did survive.

>>9475834
I thought turtles were indestructible?!

>>9475974
This looks deliberate. The way he films it kinda gives it away.

Similar thing happened when I was a kid. We were playing around with firecrackers and a neighbor's dog "retrieved" an m80 we lit. They had to put him down b/c damage was too extensive.

>>9475985
People are stupid.

>>9475834
He's gonna have a hard time pooping that, assuming it can't digest the shell fragments.

>>9475315
Amazingly enough this cop survived and somehow recovered pretty well.

>>9476253
Can you give me any link about that cop?

>>9475532
debris from an explosion that size could travel miles and history's shown that shrapnel can kill at distance as well as close range...based on the amount of time it takes for the sound to reach the camera, id bet that its around 2 kilometers away (a bit over a mile) and considering how close the explosion was that close to them, Im pretty sure you'd be flinching too.

>>9475307
I swear that's the hottest thing a woman can do to a man.

>>9476214
alligator stomach acid can easily handle it

>>9476090
nigga stop trying to look like thug you retarded piece of shit.

>>9475624
There's hentai of this somewhere I guarantee it

>>9475060
Aww it just isn't the same without sound

>>9475317
scooby noo

>>9475317
Dunno man, i have seen lots of webm's where people get blasted and doesn't do anything to me. But seeing this dog just hurts man

>>9475834
Jeb!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>9475060
with sound

>>9475632
Hello?????

>>9476739
but why]?

>>9476831

He thought there was a camera behind it.

>Drugs

>>9476739
No fucking way am I watching that shit.

>>9476113
nobody decided to send military into gang quarts, killing everything and everybody? what kind of shit states looses control over its neighborhood?

>>9476739
Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh what the fuck

>>9475208
They indeed use drones to record this, but they also have used them to scout areas before battles.

And that is a truck

>>9476805
Holy SHIT

>>9475325
Did that guy not see he was about to become a Battlefield 4 set-peice or what

>>9475337
There has been a case where an hollywood studio has been caught editing ISIS footage, they got prosecuted.
BUT I don't know if that was legit or not, it sounds kinda like it wouldn't be real.
But I know for a fact that most of their editing is done by their media offices.

>>9475317

It's all fun and games until some autistic faggot posts a dog dying. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

>>9477094
what's the cause of death doctor?

>>9476016
I would have left it on the ledge. It could have jumped the hand rail. Or died trying. Fuck cats anyway

>>9477108
definitely not nerve gas. looks like it was bludgeoned to death

>>9475157
looks like tower defense

>>9477108
it's a monkey, so I'm going with aids.

>>9476340
hey look a newfag, kill yourself

>>9476332
Yeah, everybody wants to cum blood!

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>>9477196

>>9476938
Why wouldn't it be real?
ISIS is a CIA operation, or at the very least the heavy propaganda around them are, so it would make sense for Hollywood to edit it for them.

>>9475317
which retarded country was that?

>>9477192
>splatters its dead deer piss all over the car

what an asshole

>>9477252
better a dirty car than a wrecked car.
In Germany you have to leave the parts from the deer on your car as evedience for the insurance company

>>9477196
at least he shut the gate

>>9477259
Couldn't you take a picture? It seems like it might be a health hazard to be driving all of that mess around.

>>9476985
>hurr durr i lik 2 wath peopll diee xDDD
>burr murr i dun want nah dawg dyin thei betta tha mannn
You're literally part of the edgiest breed of autists

>>9476214
crocdigators have the most acidic stomachs of higher animals, they can digest bones.

>>9477300
you amuse me.

>>9477108
Obviously it got a wiff of the dank memes.

>>9477108
probably CO2. pure CO2 burns.

>>9475532
that loud of a sound would burst your ear drums idiot

>>9477094
Nutted but she still suckin

>>9477201

Why would hollywood edit fucking isis footage when it can be done by a single arab with pirated software? Idiot

>>9475624
damn nature you scary

>>9477200
What the actual fuck do you people have on your Computers?

>>9477318
Your edge is showing there kiddo

>>9477385
I don't know what you are thinking about but I meant what I said. No sarcasm, I was amused.

>>9477094
Fake and gay

>>9477271
fucking kek

>>9475307
This made me feel something for the first time in a long time.

>>9475312
Would it kill one of them to pull a funny face?

>>9475165
someones having fun with the video editting software i see

>>9476692
Dunno man, i have seen lots of comments where people say that seeing people get hurt doesn't do anything to them, but seeing it happen to animals just hurts man

>>9476805
Bang! and the cat was gone.... xD lol

>>9477342
fucking kek

>>9475532
e d g e

>>9476879
They do regularly send military groups, special gang task forces, special ops, etc into favelas. Shit is constantly fucked with new up and coming gang members and corruption obviously. It's not easy.

>>9475317
I cannot shake off the similarity of these dog sounds and a sound of a kid's toy's battery dying. Same tune, going lower and slower with every repetition.

>>9477208
It's fake lol

>>9477094
Watch the andromeda strain faggots.

>>9475339
Lost even though its not ylyl

>>9475624
All I could think of was Sideshow Luke Perry screaming, "my face! My beautiful face!"

>>9476739
Not gonna lie. That's pretty fucking fucked. This guy is insane. But near the end I was kinda rooting for him to pop that sucker out lmao.

>>9475060
KYS

Can someone post that .webm where a person was walking by the edge of a building and his feet fail and he falls?

>>9477815
KYS piece of shit. Tell me your address and ill come do this to you.

>>9477963
▲
▲ ▲

>>9477192
Deer Curling

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guys know its not that threat but someone have got links to deepweb to nekro sites and other good old onions?

>>9477999
just for research of course

>>9477815
Holy fuck

>>9476115
You obviously never played a Mario game.

>>9478115
>that chair drop at the end

kekked

>>9475312
why is it always the ISIS executions that look the most fake?

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>>9477963
this one's for you crybaby anon

>>9475265
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex

Holy shit the video in that article, lol'd hard

>>9478243
this is wrong in many ways
but cats are shit pets and shit overall but they shouldnt be kill

dogs are better

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anyone have gunship footage?

>>9475317
this one sucks cause thats a cute innocent looking doggo just wanting to play, ends up getting its face blasted off and blood dripping out.

>>9475834
the cycle of mother nature... continues. some gators consider these a true.. delicacy.

>>9477200
biting off a dick like would be pretty hard

>>9478335
Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.

>>9478543
you need to learn syntax or give it up entirely, bud

>>9476739
in the full vid it's ten times worse, he stabs it with syringes, scissors and etc, its fucking horrible

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>>9478543
fuck all of this cat hate

>>9478543
Cats are superior - just like you living in your mom's basement. The calm mastery of living with female companionship.

>>9478427
where was this ?

>>9478588
Illinois

It killed the guy's wife, but he lived

http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/man-films-tornado-that-killed-his-wife/news-story/8d3933c3d402d6ec22e851b92cc7474e

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>>9478580

>>9478543
>That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours

>brings a stick to its literal owner as many times as the owner's sadistic needs require for no reason other than serving his master

Dogs are the cuckiest pets of all and some of those poodle shits you can barely call dogs anyway

>>9475339
You dont know even a half of situation.

>>9478644

This faggot got to live out every gun owners dream and acted like a big baby the whole time.

>>9475774
Found the nigger

>>9477318

underage b&

>>9476936
topkek

>>9478681
>acted like a big baby

t. edgelord who could teleport behind the machete guy and slice him with a katana

>>9478644
Story?

>>9478726
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/19/machete-man-shot-video_n_6501818.html

normally I don't link huffpost, but I'm too lazy to find it from another source

>>9478132
man fuck off

>>9476766
top kek

>>9478132
fuck this shit

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>>9475060
Fuck off

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>>9478765
>>9478786

>>9475191
An incredible waste
Captcha : enuf

>>9475208
Dude......just.......fuck you're dumb

>>9478580
At this point, just shoot him in the head

>>9475218
You're fuckin dumb

>"However, this is not always the case, since cats can still break bones or die from extreme falls."

>>9477208
Guy was speaking sandnigger tongue

>>9478122
story?

>>9478765
>>9478786
triggered baguette

>>9475060
Thats the difference between cats and dogs if a dog was in that situation, he would see the peopleare trying to help and not be a dumbass

>>9477094
It is just low oxygen, done for a film ,it isn't dead it just spazzed out went to sleep then they gave it oxygen and it woke up.

>>9478243
latinos are subhuman barbarians.

>>9478335
i don't like dogs. too fucking needy.

>>9478243
Mexican intellectuals, ladies and gentlemen.

>>9475545
kill yourself please

>>9478186
Because they use slow mo.

>>9475834
Brutal

>>9478122
>>9478863
mexicans trying to cross some border

>>9475834
Seems like such an unsatisfying meal

>>9476115
Are you serious?

>>9478682
WTF? how hard could he propably hit to knock the boar out?

>>9477247
Story

>>9478110
That's a ylyl

>>9478115
Why aren't whites rioting and murdering cops over this?

>>9478977
a sink is pretty heavy, and they only stunned it long enough to run it over

>>9475060
If it didn't land on that edge, it probably would've been fine.
Too bad it was a dumb shit cat and decided to jump out of whatever that guy was using.

>>9478424
No because it's boring

>>9478122
"Well Apu, it's been pissin rain for about a week now, and I haven't seen ol' Dave down yonder in ages. What's say we go walk across that there raging river and see what's up across the way?"

>>9475165
What a fucking waste of an armoured vehicle. These ISIS fucks are retarded, for real. Religion, not even once.

>>9477196
Terrible instincts. Just fucking finish crossing the road man.

>>9478543
What a fag

>>9478682
haha eatin's good tonight

>>9475310
I just thought, maybe with this kind of recording, the guy saying allah ackbar is actually just saying "oh my god" like anyone else would. I always assumed they were a part of it but.. maybe not.

>>9477332

Bullshit. CO2 doesn't burn that hot.
#thejewsdid911

>>9475317
Poor doggo. I'm glad mine died peacefully surrounded by family and love.

>>9478543
You don't socialize much, do you?

>>9476016
hey buddy fuck you

>>9475624

Dindu nuffin.

>>9476253
Face injuries often look extreme, but you can actually take a lot of abuse there. There's a lot of bone until you reach the brain. Often the bleeding is the greatest problem.

>>9478644
>drugs

>>9478644
>American doors

>>9475060
get fucked and die. cocksucker.

>>9478681
Lolol how did he act like a baby? It seemed like he had to shoot his drunk friend.

>>9477686
Do everyone you know a favor and kill yourself you low-life faggot.

>>9478335

dogs are shit. all they do is bark and shit, i'd rather have a real friend than a retarded animal. same applies to cats, at least they're not that noisy.

>>9478243
You're suuuuch a badass.
Seriously, commit suicide in from of your family.

>>9476805
awww the meows are so sad

>>9477200

>>9475317
OP's webm is funny because fuck cats

This one breaks my heart

>>9477300
Yeah, I don't think the point is to be edgy there bud. It's easier for a lot of people to sympathize with animals as opposed to human shit like yourself.

>>9477318
b&

>>9479108

I remember when I loved dogs and hated cats too. I went over that phase at the age of 11. A man that has no respect for animals, has no respect for himself.

>>9479084
>No real friends.

>>9479116

>it's easier to sympathize with animals

literal autism

>>9479108
Boo fuckin' hoo. It's all fucked up you little baby.

>>9476739
dude is doing this with dirty ass fingernails

>>9475834
is that an alligator or a crocodile?

>>9479129

I have a pet turtle. He's a real friend

>>9478681
>every gun owners dream
Maybe just your sick dream, anon.
I don't know anyone that actively wants a stranger to break into their home

>>9476805
THANK YOU, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ONE.

>>9477815
:(

>>9479130
Yeah, I caught that. Forgot the inb4. Oh well.
I'd rather be autistic than a sociopath.

And if you can't understand why some people feel that way than you're beyond autistic. You're fucking retarded.

>>9476214
I've read books saying an alligator can digest steel nails

>>9477815
eat em like chickens...

>>9479149
>"i'd rather have a real friend then a retarded animal"
>"I have a pet turtle. He's a real friend"

Wut?
Enjoy your down syndrome.

>>9475325
ocean man, take me by the hand

>>9478543
If you're looking to pets for intellectual company maybe you should reevaluate what you're doing.

>>9478872
Get real Fucking loser. A dog would've died long before hand. The retard humans could've used something better than a mop. Fuck they could've just left the cat and it would've figured out how to get back. Where a dog would've sat there until it's death.

>>9478573
source please?

>>9479204
A dog probably would not have put itself into that situation in the first place.

>>9478243
"durrrrr im so edgyyy i feel nothing watching animals getting rekttttt im such an oldfag edgy man"

How many times did your father raped you?

>>9476805
I love cats and animals, dont get me wrong, but that cat was fucking stupid.

"They're trying to help me get unstuck, better fucking fight it and try to run away, whoops I'm dead"

>>9478580
Now thats some fucked up shit

>>9479145
That's a gator, and a fairly large one.

>>9479189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU
10:30 he gets stung

>>9475060
pussy dont fly

>>9478132
Considering the other shit ISIS does, that's a pretty peaceful way to be executed. I'd rather be drowned in a cage than lit on fucking fire or had my head sawed off with a rusty knife.

has anyone got the Bomba Klat webm with sound?

>>9479242
Drowning isn't a peaceful way to go, man.

>>9475317
this seems accidental, everyone in the video was screaming when the dog walked up to the explosion. Thus it looks like the dog just being a bit too curious, or maybe it was an austist and wasn't worth living anyways.

>>9479222
explanation?

>>9479222
What the heck is this?

>>9478681
liberal detected

>>9478427
holy fuck that's awesome

>>9479237
>>9479274

Grain silo

They are being gobbled down into a funnel.

>>9479273
>>9479274
its a grain hopper in Russia, the birds flew in to get a free meal and are too retarded to get out before getting sucked down and combined.

>>9479222
Is that quicksand?

>>9479219
kek.
pretty much sums up these threads.

>>9475218
Dude are you dumb, that cat is dead as fuck, sometimes I don't understand some people on this site, are you trolling us, or are you people really that fucking retarded?

>>9478938
any1 got this1 w/ sound?

>>9475740
"i am 12"

>>9479149
fuck off jeb

>>9475165
>builds an APC that can withstand limited rocket and MG fire
>blows it the fuck up

Keep in mind, these people almost conquered two countries

>>9478982
Looks like a criminal using a kid as a shield.
Protip; use your eyes and your brain and you will understand the situation in the video.

>>9479204
a dog never would have climbed up there in the first place

>>9479304
Well, suicide tactics like that are bound to suprise any enemy. But you'll run out of material pretty fast.

>>9478898
Mexicunts*

Other Latinos are pretty decent

>>9477815
Not even doom music could make this ok.

>>9479222
That last bird just walks straight in. He is done with life.

>>9478115
This is why its ok to shoot police dogs

>>9478243
Looks like a dog fighting place, utter human fucking trash. Notice the child talking, these are the kind of people hopping the borders into the USA and Europe.

>>9478243
>can hear little kids in the background

Build. The. Fucking. Wall.

>>9478644
The door is just 3 layers of cardboard, what the fuck? the doors in our house are all from hard wood, even the windows are tripple/double layered, good luck throwing a brick through them.

>>9478644
>but anon why would you need a gun???

>>9478243
Yeah, just like the aztecs had a shit culture, so does the latinos in South America. Its similiar to the issues in mudslim lands.

>>9479379
Should've invested in a fucking door instead of a gun though.
He can have a dozen locks and bolts if the whole thing is just cardboard.

>>9479389
It was probably an apartment so I doubt that he could.

>>9479328
He lost all his friends.

>>9475325
Why did the giant punch this man's house into the water?

>>9475327
When u gotta eat tht pussy good

>>9477192
deer zombie

>>9476805
Stupid fucking cunts, obviously scaring the cat by trying to hit it with a mop... Fucking retards.

>>9475317
fuck I didn't need to see that.... when you realise the dog is still alive and crying... fuck man

>>9478580
Poor fella Isn't even allowed to die

>>9478898
These Pieces of shiet are just scum of mexico, we call them cholos.

>>9475974
I think that letting it die was the most humane thing to do. He was dead either way. The only thing they could've done is shoot the dog or something to ease it's suffering.

>>9478681
>every gun owners dream
i think most people that have a gun for self-defense don't want random strangers trying to attack them...

>>9478543
that's gay, anon

>>9479252
He didn't say that.
Being executed isn't peaceful in the first fucking place, tard.

>>9479252
this
i would prefer the det-cord collar

>>9479389
What happens when someone gets through that door then?

>>9478427
That is one hell of a suicide!

>>9478994
Because we're not stupid niggers

>>9479222
nothing happens because they are still alive
wheat going thru pipes to silos where pigeon flyes away

>>9479558
then you ain't gonna shoot 'em because that person is not a dumbshit, like Mr Machete who goes full frontal on an armed person.
That's the kinda guy who stabs you in your sleep.

>>9478994
Because only black lives matter

>>9478543

Because it's been established that cats have theory of mind that's even less developed than fish (and vastly inferior to dogs), you dweeb. It's not intelligence you see in a cat, it's a blank canvas that reflects your feeble tendency to cling to anthropomorphism instead of rationale. A dog will actually understand that you have feelings and a mind while a cat does not so you might as well be conceptualizing the intelligence of a frog in your silly, little mind. The cat only appears smart because you're beyond stupid...

"Hurrrr duuurrrr, the kiteh kateh speeks to mi through mah brainways."

>>9479579
Yeeeeaaah, I'm gonna need some sources on those bold claims.
Cats mentally less developed than fish?

>>9479011
It's just a shitty US built M113 APC. It has weak aluminium armor and they probably don't even have spare parts for it. Plus it consumes a lot more fuel than either a Toyota Hilux or Hmmww which they have by the thousands in both armored and unarmored variations.

It's hell of a lot less valuable to these people tactically and strategically than you think.

>>9476936
kik

>>9479590
>In recent years, various studies have begun to show just how intelligent dogs are. For instance, canines can sort objects into categories (evidence of abstract thought) and work out what people are thinking, to a degree, an ability called theory of mind.
>However, there's a significant lack of studies on feline cognition, which may have to do with the difficulty in working with cats.
>In 2009, researchers sought to determine if cats are able to distinguish between different quantities of objects — an ability they previously demonstrated in fish. "I can assure you that it's easier to work with fish than cats," comparative psychologist Christian Agrillo told Slate.
>In the end, the research showed that cats can be trained to discriminate quantities, but they don't inherently have the ability like some other animals do.
>Another study found (after much difficulty) that cats could follow pointing gestures like dogs, suggesting that they too have rudimentary theory of mind.
>The research also showed cats and dogs can solve simple puzzles to get food, but when the puzzle is unsolvable, dogs will look to humans for help, whereas cats will keep trying.

http://www.livescience.com/45730-cats-dogs-intelligence.html

A dog knows the difference between left and right. Can solve puzzles with the help of other dogs or humans. Can empathize with other dogs or humans. Etc.

A cat can do none of those things. That's why for example, when it chases a toy on a string, unlike a dog, it will never connect the toy on the floor to the human holding the string. They're retarded.

>>9477094
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my ancestral brethren

>>9479411
If you could you would.

>>9479629
Oh, i see.
You are rephrasing to suit your points.

What this is actually about is an assortment of abilities they have or don't have.
You can't make a statement on intelligence or the state of mind of an animal when you look at just one aspect.

It doesn't mean that cats are dumber than fish.

Also, felines are evolutionarily solitary animals. you can't expect social interactions from solo-hunters, while on the completely other end of the spectrum wolves (and therefor dogs) are pack animals, who evolved alongside humans.

>>9478243
I wouldn't put my doggo through that. Fucking bitch cat

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>>9479085
Nah man just kill cats and kek

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>>9478132
http://www.salon.com/2016/10/03/u-s-paid-p-r-firm-540-million-to-make-fake-al-qaida-videos-in-iraq-propaganda-program/

>>9476115
Only the mutant ones while they're teenagers and have some martial arts skill.

>>9478543
*tips fedora*

>>9478994
Because black lives matter.

Fun facts:

Slavery was started by Africans way before the "slave trade" of the Europeans, I mean like 5000+ years before, we're talking pyramid building times.
Slavery was ended by white people.
More white people were sold and used as slaves in America than any other race.
At one point 68% of slave owners in the USA were black.

Black lives matter. I'm so sorry.

>>9479189
Cazadores man, fuck em.

>>9478243
I wonder which is worse off, the cat who is dead or the dog who has to live with masters like that.

>>9479655

So not only do you project non-existent intelligence from a cat, you also drain intelligence from a text. Why am I not surprised? Well done.

And yes, solitary animals will typically have an innate inability for social intelligence. If they have a singular hunting method (stalk and pounce) they will also lack methods for complicated problem solving, grouping and abstract thought because they don't fucking need it. A cats mind is "sleep" (12 hours or more a day), "spot prey", "stalk prey", "pounce", "eat", "hiss at/fight other cats", "fuck other cats", "sleep", repeat until dead. It's no more complicated than a fish swimming around a bowl.

>>9478543
Too bad Lovecraft didn't live long enough to see the coming of laser pointers.

>>9477815
NEDM

>>9479189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E977b40WJzY

>>9478580
Can't believe this is on fucking YouTube.

>>9478243
Why is it that pretty much every country in the south hemisphere is filled with nothing but mongoloids?

>>9479273
>>9479274
>>9479286
>>9479328

It's a grain silo. The birds probably didn't die, it's only gravity fed so they would have come out of the other end of the funnel and flown away. No sensible farmer would continue to mince the birds/ let their rotting corpses contaminate the crop.

>>9479660
and that my friend, is how retarded rednecks set forests on fire

>>9479655
>an assortment of abilities they have or don't have.

You mean cognitive abilities? Ye bruv, that's literally how we measure basic intelligence in animals, even human babies in developmental psychology. You can't sit these fuckers down and make them take normal IQ-tests, you know.

Or do you have anything quantifiable, or is this gonna be "but my cat is totes smart"?

>>9479157
speak for yourself you liberal pussy

>>9479786
My point was about cherrypicking and basing it on just a few points, not their cognitive abilities as a whole.
Sure it makes sense to test a great number of things and judge their intelligence based on that, but the presented data was not only biased, it was misleadingly used.

>>9479515
how else am I going to use it for self defense than?

>>9477815
I have seen the gates of oblivion

>>9479579
My cat was capable of opening closed doors where you had to apply force to a lever in order to open it. Didn't teach the cat, he just learned it on his own and then used this new skill to bust into my room while I was masturbating.

It was annoying.
Never seen a fish do that.

Seriously tho, you're not qualified to determine the intelligence of animals when you assume that certain species of animals are incapable of understanding "feelings". What you really mean are emotions - that's the correct term, and emotions are the most primitive thing present in all animals. Dogs have emotions, cats have emotions, pigs have emotions, crows have emotions. You might not have empathy for all of them to understand what they are feeling, but every animal has emotions and to a degree is capable of detecting the emotional state of other species. This is necessary to understand whether you should be defending yourself or running away. Display of anger in an animal of different species can trigger fear, display of fear in another animal can trigger aggression, etc.

>>9479697
You should read up on some of the times big cats have killed people in Africa, India and especially russia. Some of the tactics used by the cat implied an almost vindictive quality. They ain't geniuses, but they are far more intelligent than any fish.

>>9478644
>I got a gun!
>Keeps coming

deserves everything that happened

>>9475310

Anyone know what kind of munition this was?

>>9478684
Kek

>>9476739
is he blind with that eye now? It still seems to be intact

>>9479210
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b39_1470238800

>>9479660
Nope.
Still think you should kill yourself.
And live stream it!
Maybe that will fill the void your dad left after years of sexual abuse. Faggot.

>>9477963
Calm down there clyde. He's an asshole but you sound like a child.

>>9479011
They're rich as fuck

>>9479144
Oh wow it might get infected.

>>9478644
When I hear the shooter all I can hear is
>'Ey Peter

>>9479566
He didn't die but his wife downstairs in the kitchen did.

Moar please

>>9480477
>betauprising.webm

>>9480477
original a new good one anon

>>9480477
That was frustrating to watch. Reminds me of trying to fight in a dream, you feel like a weak and slow gook in your dreams.

>>9478580
Id rather go through cancer and aids than this shit...

>>9479969
Kek

>>9480477
I wonder if that little fucker who was picking on the kid with the yellow bag was justified in starting it cuz of some backstory or something. If it was just some random bullying, that fucker deserved it.

>>9480692
>>9480699
>AT THIS POINT IT DOESNT EVEN HURT ANYMORE

>>9475337
Yes. The cities which they once had control over once had media broadcasting capability. ISIS took over the various company structures to ensure propaganda was to the quality they desired. Their videos are incredibly well done and VERY high quality. I suspect their ability to continue producing videos of this quality ended some months ago.

>>9480699

Fuck, 4chan can always impress me

>>9475307
why is she stepping on a geoduck?

>>9480824
How in the fuck did he not see the train coming

Yeah

>>9480885
I'd still hit it.

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>>9479309
Without watching the originally video, it looks like he was being shot for trespassing.

>>9480699
Time to build that beaner barrier.

>>9479145
That's a turtle you dumbfuck.

>>9476805
thanks

>>9480919
karma?

Jesus fucking christ dude stfu

>>9479085
In from of your family or in font of your fatily?

>>9480573
> new
No.

>>9480406
Not even him but I'm enjoying the salt. Maybe 4chan is a bit too hardcore for you, kiddo.

>>9480406
Rarely have I ever seen this much mad in one place.

>>9477815
:-D

>>9478243
Haha. Looks like fun.

>>9480848
What he gets for being such a fucking cock.

>>9477963
>>9481275

>>9480999
>filename
kek'd

>>9479667
Well ain't that a shame.