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>>9456044
>They've always got something more.
yeah, it's called being a mobile generation retard who doesn't know how video works

>>9456135
>dating girl
>get her top off
>stare into her belly button
>i can see forever

>>9456044
>>9456095
Isn't this the girl that got divorced because she was posting nude vids and pics on reddit behind her husband's back.

>>9456185

holy fuk sauce?

>>9456180
sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce

>>9456435

sauce?

>>9456187
wouldn't leave that bitch when if, not like she cheated

>>9456054
Anyone remember the name of their Tumblr? I can't seem to find it. I have a funny feeling it wasn't .tumblr.com format.

>>9456074
The dude's voice. Holy shit

>>9456585
There were pics of her laying next to a guy, I just assumed it wasn't the husband. I wish I could remember her name.

>>9456079
Who dat

>>9456481
Whats going on here

>>9456280
oh god. source

>>9456481
It's a masturbation and multiple orgasm having class for women.

>>9456230
SAUCE WOW!

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>>9456074
looks familiar... shes kind of an sjw and has bigger tits though which I doubt this chick is. Pretty hot bj aside from the nerd alert, I like the cutie submissive voice.

>>9456649
eroshare.com/u/9998765432100

>>9456230
PLEASE HELP I NEED HER NAME

>>9456733
99998765432100

>>9456734
>>9456706

Anyone knows sauce?

>>9456192
Sauce?

>>9456750
Can't this nigger shut the fuck up

>>9456188
I won´t never understand that anglosaxon concept of open kitchen. It looks so ugly to see your fridge and cooker from your living room, also all fumes and smells must stick to courtains/couch, etc
You faggots need to learn from more advanced cultures

>>9456230
sauce plz

>>9456791
disgusting

>>9456784
It's feminists fault. If we separated the kitchen from the rest of the house, they would say we where being sexist and controlling even though they claim not to belong there. That's fucked up egalitarianism for you.

>>9456775
He's just keepin it real

>>9456280
>>9456696
Fucking this.

>>9456222
threesome eh?

>>9456074
He'll really love her after he's impregnated her.

>>9456432
sauce!!

>>9456810
It makes fucked up sense what you say here. Let's hope for WW3 soon and a russian victory. It will keep women and kchens at bay for a while

>>9456301
:|

>>9456808
>has never landed anything better than a 400-lbs whale with a hairy back

>>9456617
it got deleted. it was "we like to share our sex life"

>>9456857
>with a hairy back
kek'd

>>9456857
Real whales have curves

>>9456489
Sauce please

>>9456301
Wow! She's just like that married Christian professional I had, same moan and mannerisms.

>>9456435
Need sauce!

>>9456222
Glad to see she's nice enough to take care of the camera-guy at the same time

>>9456678
Jessica Nigri

>>9456062
Wow, she really seem to be enjoying herself

>>9456746
SAUCE

>>9456784
Open kitchens are popular everywhere mainly because they make a small interior look larger. They are especially popular in the U.S. because it lets the host show off their expensive kitchen appliances and they get to be seen as the chef while finishing the food.

What poverty stricken country are you from that you are afraid to show off your run down appliances? What terrible food are you making that you don't want the aroma to fill your home?

>>9456991
I have a closed off kitchen because I don't want to look at the help and listen to them while they cook.

>>9456991
shots fired

>>9456421
Sauce?

>>9457024
Then you have a bar which is open for the same reasons

>>9456991
>>9457024
Shutdown

>>9457059
Well fuck you are right about that.

>>9456188
Sauce!

>>9456160
Saaaaaauuceee pls

>>9457064
Is this Xev Bellringer?

>>9456396
This is hot

>>9456951
They're a splitting image of someone I know.

inb4 it is them are because they like flaunting themselves about.

>>9457064
Just how much cum is this man producing?!

>>9457134
Um fuck no.

>>9456230
>56734 >>9456795
>>9456706
>>9456746
>>9456990
>>9456734
>>9456795
It would take one retard to search up the picture at the beginning. It's Cortanablue or Cortyblue shes a MFC and a former Chaturbate model.

>>9456230
I call it the Dillion Disparity

>>9456180
>>9456318
audreybradford @ tumblr

>>9456702
>a class
>for masturbation
wat

>>9456044
more black on the border when you put your fucking full screen ?

>>9456239
Sauce??? Perfect

>>9456810
You are the reason people won't respect an anti-feminist movement. Open vs closed kitchens is a long-standing cultural divide, predating modern (1900s) feminism, and you with ZERO FUCKING EVIDENCE (i.e. feminist style) have to cry about how the feminists caused it.

>>9456180
oooooooh my god.

>>9456095
isnt wearing a shirt like that being basic?

>>9456872
aria alexander

>>9456791
Sauce needed!!!

>>9457998
Yes, but I would still let her have sex with me.

>>9456187
she can post all the nudes she wants i wouldnt leave that girl for anything. that body is a perfect 10.

>>9456617
http://thereturnofus.tumblr.com

>>9456064
Wow, she's perfect.

>>9456454
>>9456885
Petitemarie

>>9456086
Source for the love of god

>>9456784
>It looks so ugly to see your fridge and cooker from your living room

We aren't poor and can afford nice appliances

>also all fumes and smells must stick to courtains/couch

What do you cook in your house? A grease fire?

>>9456187
Dont think so. This chick is early 20s, suicidal, cutter (scars all up her thighs), posted on GoneWild under u/99876543210 or some other long number combination. But she wasn't married I don't think?

>>9458652
In one of her reddit threads, she mentioned it. How she wasn't with her husband anymore, and had a falling out with her family. The thread got deleted but you can probably still find it. She might also be lying about everything, attention whores can be fucking crazy.

>>9458417
>What do you cook in your house? A grease fire?

top kek

>>9458899
She looks young

bamp

>>9456784
>closed kitchen
>evidence of an "advanced" culture

Top kek. Those cultures you speak of are not nearly as advanced as you believe.

>>9456201
source? name? anything?

>>9458899
More of her. She looks just like one of my little sister's friends.

>>9456784
> It looks so ugly to see your fridge and cooker from your living room
Don't buy ugly-looking appliances.

> also all fumes and smells must stick to courtains/couch, etc
>Not having an Exhaust hood over your stove.
And you're supposed to be the advanced culture, kek.

>>9456074
source

>>9458816
Oh cool then, I missed that. Well yeah she is totally crazy that one

>>9456468
sause?

>>9456265
Got more? Pls

>>9456464
Sauce on this?

>>9459040
Yes, they are, but of course you ignore this fact. You don't have your home fire (nowadays the cooker, oven, stove) by a fucking TV set. Where you cook your meals, what earth and work provided, is a holy place that must be respected and honoured. Not in vain anglosaxon cultures suffer from a total lack of basic food understanding. Olive oil and wine are the fruits of the earth, and cooking and drinking means enrichement for the body and soul. Frying in butter and drinking beer is a barbarian, uncivilized thing. No wonder you are all fat and stupid.
>>9459149
You are so screwed up that believe that any appliance can look good in a living room. Surely you have dreadful retard tastes, know nothing about art, your surroundngs, who you are or any fucking thing at all other than sports, beer and take away. You, friend, disgust me very much.

>>9456180
holy shit what an ass

>>9456791
That little bit of belly, that thick ass, thick thighs, long blonde hair, all great. But that lip bite at the end? hnngggg

>>9457708
its a sex ed class for adults pretty much, and in this instance is like showing "squirting"

sauce i speak spanish

inb4 its pee durr hurr

>>9459629
I'd rape her anus, no doubt, however i don't think she is really good looking. Chubby-ish with small tits is quite pleb
>>9459628
yes, that one is a keeper

>>9456172
or maybe its because they look more more realistic/less fake. faggot.

>>9456301
that filename

Is not so vertical, but still

>>9459673
>more realistic
well of course being absolutely incompetent at doing something makes it look amateurish, it's literally a sure way of knowing that a retarded person is responsible for the footage

>>9456062
she's doing a killer job and this dude cant even get fully erect

>>9456071
Sauce?

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>>9456086
Sadly this is the only source, I can't find anything longer but If anyone has a name go ahead

https://xhamster.com/movies/5449385/best_arse_ever_show_on_hotel_balcony.html

>>9456810
wut.

>>9456435
petitemarie aka Sara Calixto

>>9459833
>has a huge flat creen TV set close to a big fridge packed with soda and beer cans, a George Foreman grill and a freezer full of pizza
>has a BBQ in the back yard
poor soul

>>9459805
She was trending in one of this forums like a year ago... she is a Mexican escort from Cancun, not a pornstar, i cant remember her name tho...

>>9459605
someone typed this in a /gif thread about porn.

WHO DO YOU THINK CAME HERE TO BE CONVINCED OF ANYTHING?

>>9459969
The truth is everywhere, my friendo. Even in a /gif/ thread were we come to fap and share/collect fapping material

>>9456062
the limp dick literally ruins this grandmaster level blowjob

>>9456095
>>9456044
sauce?

>>9456071
That's 3 shots but I'll give you that one in case you think 3 goes after 1.

>>9456176
>locking knees

>>9456180
>guys in the background casual as fuck
Lucky fucks probably see her naked all the time

>>9456951
That file should be called wrecked pussy

>>9456054
Maebe?

>>9456951
first time i see someone use more than the tip in the V

>>9457064
just letting it go between her boobs is the hottest

>>9456468
they really suck at kissing

>>9456044
>>9456095
Found a sauce..

https://www.reddit.com/r/RealGirls/comments/4yvy97/wake_me_when_its_the_weekend/

>>9456464
Sauce plz ??

>>9459605
I like your perspective, I'd like to get a beer with you senpai

>>9460398
Holy shieett. Whos that!

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>>9456044
Another webm of this girl

>>9458023
>Let her

>>9456074
She looks a lot like my girlfriend
Hnnng

>>9456215
who is this?

>>9456074
Ahh Tingle we meet again. Any new maps for sale?

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ah yes. here is my gf plus her fuck buddy

>>9461192
Vertical, out of focus, lazy sex.
It couldn't be worse.
I give it a -3/10

>>9461192
Super cuck

>>9461192
nice watch tho

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>>9461199
>>9461203
yep

best.thread.ever

>>9459952
Any proof? She looks kinda tall for a mexican escort don't you think?

>>9459805
>>9459952
>>9461584
Jessica Lamborghini

say no to vertial videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA

>>9456239
This Webm haunts me because she looks similar to someone I know and it shows just enough face to keep that suspicion alive but not enough to cement anything and it just makes my dick even harder

>>9456071
Sauce?

>>9456192
anyone have the rest???

Damn this is one of the best threads I've seen on gif i a long time.

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Got a problem to get this background song name.
help me please!

>>9461192
fucking horrible
the black makes it even worse

>>9456192
WHERE'S THE FUCKING REST

>>9460709
its jenn akelin though idk where thats from

>>9456044
seeing those webms i belive you now

>>9456808
Kill yourself.

>>9456176

>pressing behind the head

Her shoulders are toast.

>>9460401
Holy fuck, who is she?

>>9461230
Moar of your slut

>>9456808
Leave your dissonance at the church

>>9456188
sauce!!? plz! :D

>>9459899
sauce

>>9456089
Sauce?

>>9456301
Sauce me plz

>>9463093
Djangooooooooo, have you always been alone...

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>>9461105
I don't know if it's a camera trick but those are the longest legs I've seen on a woman. God if she lived in the 40s she would have been worshipped. But fuck her hair ruined it for me. Damn shame.

>>9456696
>>9456836
>>9456280
/u/alyssa_at_night

>>9459605
He said on the pornography board like who the fuck are you stop fucking talking

>>9456432

Lol saved for /pol/

>>9456843
Bart train, can't you read?

>>9463399
The camera recording on the ground facing up is all it is, they are long anyways though. They do this to make actors look bigger if need be, recording from a lowered angle.

>>9456188
There has never been a greater need for sauce on this gal

>>9456188
Must have sauce!!

>>9456054
Hello, police? This man stole my dick.

>>9456135
That would be hot as hell if it wasn't for that big nasty bush.

>>9456089

Despise women that aren't cut out for cumshots.

>>9456176

Her form is absolutely fucking trash, still a bit impressed though.

>>9456074
THAT VOICE IS AWFUL.

>>9459989
Anyone who has had a blowjob before knows that looks nice but would hardly feel any better than meh

>>9456643
Fucking Spongebob voice

looking for the vertical video of a brunette (amateur) with long hair sucking / deepthroating a cock while looking at the cam! halpp

>>9459605
Im getting a mixed message here. Do i get a fire place or just an oven by the tv where it can melt my ps4?

>>9456825
He makes me sick

>>9456215
seriously looking for the source on this girl

>>9456044
Who is she? Just perfect

>>9458957
She aint

>>9456228
Jesus they're perfect

>>9456074
Steve Smith got lucky

>>9456481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHswO6HO30E

Sauce with audio

>>9456188
>LoveFridge
pornhub /view_video.php?viewkey=ph57c1a0e46f987

i found name in coment's , the video is small :(

>>9467591
lol

>>9456561
God shut the fuck up.

>>9459092
WILD WILD WIIIIILD!

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no source

>>9456086
Name: Jessica Lamborghini

>>9459694
maybe because it looks more real, no need to name call

>>9460645
agreed

>>9456074
AHAHAHAH AH WHATS UP WITH THE GUYS VOICE

>>9468319

mrs_mourinho

>>9456489
That went from good to great to amazing really quick.

>>9456228
I just get depressed when I see so much perfection.
>mfw ;_;

>>9456750
I can't make out anything but
'she asking for a n*gga to cum'
And
'shit! damn baby!'
What is he saying there at the start? Is it just me or did she miss it too? He seems intoxicated or something? Hard drugs? Do we call the police?

>>9464369
sAUUCEE!

>>9456678
maybe cutie36dd on reddit ?

>>9472689
I love this webm, but I always leave dissatisfied.

>>9472700
Sauce??

>>9456185
She looks like the girl from Arrested Development

>>9472720
the zoo

>>9472700
What are they saying?

>>9456201
>>9456222
Are they both recording at the same time? Fucking lol

>>9464374
cum?

>>9456074
holy shit I spit my coffee everywhere, it's in my nose

>>9472817
>Close the door there

>My woman my woman

>Oh no, you're filming it

>>9473700
>non consensual filming
So this is a rape video then.

>>9457239
that's the average ammount after a week if you don't fap all day long on gif

>>9473907
Not worth it to test.

>>9472689
Sauce. Is there more?

>>9460093
I came here to jerk off not laugh

>>9460131
you have no idea how fast nudity becames a no brainer when you spend time with it

>>9467618
Holy shit, dat squirt though.

>>9458086
Name is bunnybutt or something like that.

>>9456169
holy shit is there sauce for this?

>>9460404
Nice

>>9472689
AUPA ATHLETIC, CAGO EN DIOS!!!!

>>9472700
pretty sure they are sis, bro and dad. Iol

>>9473872
rape is nonconsensual sex

>>9460645
theyre just fucking around for goofs

>>9463093
Done this, pretty boss

>>9456435
Whats is the song in the vid ?

>>9456044
>ITT: Retards who think that filming vertically is better / looks more real without realizing that they are under-utilizing their viewable dimensions on most screens as and when the video playback is downscaled to fit vertical length into horizontal width.
>Literally getting less out of your pixels
>Still believes he's getting something more

kys faggot

>>9456585

cucklord whiteknightfag detected

>>9476334
Suck a black guy off?

>>9476434
>forgetting porn is 100% PSYCHOLOGICAL stimulation

>>9476434
That's the most stupid butthurt rage i've ever seen.
10/10 made my day,

>>9477725
kek'd as well, even though he is 100% correct

>>9460978
MORE

>>9473872
kill yourself.

>>9459605
I know your just trolling because fuck 4Chan, but come on mate, quit being an autist

>>9478069
She deleted her posts on reddit. I don't know if there are more videos.

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>>9476434
A standing person (hopefully) takes up more vertical space than horizontal

Given that there is a limited number of pixels in a camera sensor the most efficient way to utilize them when capturing a single person is vertically

Example from the thread showing a comparison between if a 720p video was filmed horizontally vs vertically and shown on a 1440p screen, you get a better result filming vertically.

/autism

>>9479358
now I feel like fappin to Alyssa again

>>9479358
Except the left and right wouldn't be black, it would be more of the bathroom that I could hopefully identify her from

>>9456230
moar

>>9479773
we all do our little research trying to identify Alyssa. Alas no luck yet

>>9479773
hey mate, glad to know you get off to bathrooms. and i mean, who am i to chastise you for that?

here i go anyways.

stupid motherfucker can't appreciate higher resolution porn because it doesnt get enough of the fucking scenery? you jack of to the fucking soap dish, boy? give it a damn break, the aspect ratio doesnt make the porn less pornographic. who gives a fuck what the room is? even if you could find her, you're 14, she isn't gonna fuck you for calling her out.
politely move your cock from your hand to your mouth so you can shut the hell up, please.

>>9459149
>Exhaust hood

Fucking hell, do you mean an extraction fan? Why can't Americans into English??

>You are so screwed up that believe that any appliance can look good in a living room.

You can't be that insightful with regard to interior design or culture if you've never seen any of the beautifully arranged apartments in any major city of any country around the globe, many of which necessitate an open kitchen. Kitchen-diners are reemerging as a hugely popular trend outside of the anglo-sphere too, so clearly people aren't opposed to mixing leisure space with kitchen space.

>>9472700
DUDE, HIS FUCKING EYES AT THE END!!

>>9480119
Hold your horses, kid. I am a travelfag, lived in several countries and continents. I know anglosaxon culture very well, as well as others, and the fact that the open kitchen monstrosity is becoming a trend doesn't make it any better. Coca-cola is the most popular drink around the world, and we all know it is sugary shit and gas and nothing else.
I already stated a few solid arguments here >>9459605 on why open kitchens should not exist in a home, while your only argument is that it is a new trend.
Maybe is works for brits because they don't cook, they microwave mince pies and stick premade industrial food in the oven, but for cultures with some food sensibility it is just a disgraceful and horrendous abomination.

>>9480545
Hahaha

>>9456172
As far as they are concerned you don't know shit about video. Horizontal videos annoy them and eventually vertical iphone size will be the norm.

>>9463425
there doesn't seem to be anything here

>>9471444
>Do we call the police?
Might as well, he's bound to ahve a warrant

>>9481758
>>9481755
the fuck man?

someone make a dropbox

>>9479358
> if a 720p video was filmed
Well stop using a $30 smartphone camera then

>>9456233
SAUCEE

>>9483775
that slender chick with the perfect bewbs, one mole on each, is very popular and has plenty of content on reddit. She looks so hot and flawless that gets me a little bit depressed. Can't remember her name though