Sex dolls? Let's end overpopulation.

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>>9441297

It's too much to ask some orgies or sloppy seconds with dolls?

>>9441297
How much for that doll?

>>9442338
seconded. that sounds hot as fuck

>>9441318
top keke at file name

is this a trottla doll?

Overpopulation is a capitalist myth.

>>9443639
why isn't there any webms of people fucking this

>>9443654
this

If you want to have sex with something that just lays there you might as well get married.

>>9443684
Its more expensive and she will end leaving you and taking all your things plus you have to pay monthly... there is not a single advantage on that bro.

I've got a fleshlight and I hardly ever use it. It's just so much work, mostly in the cleanup process, so I end up just using my hand.

I can't imagine what the cleanup process for one of those beasties is like, does the pussy and ass section disconnect for easy cleaning, or must you lift the whole lifeless body and drag it into the bathroom for a bath.

>>9442338
I would watch/attend one of these.

Anyone got the webm of the guy being told to fuck a toy on his bed while his wife tells him he has 1 minute to cum or he goes back into chastity?

>>9443764

Most of them have the option for a removable sleeve.

>>9443764
It can be a pain in the ass and sometimes I just jerk off because I don't feel like cleanup. Feels super great, though. Not quite as good as sex with a person, but daaaaamn, it is close.

>>9441297
but i'm not chinese

>>9443658
sauce

>>9443658

sauce & where can I get one?

>>9444402
It really isn't close at all.

>>9441297
a lot like my wife. just sits there not moving and makes me do all the work...

>>9441318
Holy shit I want one.

>>9441318
my sides

>>9441297
There is no attraction present for sexdolls here, it's all about the penises

>>9446012
Same here, the cumming is what turns me on.

>>9443764
Oh boy! Time to wash my second ass.

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>>9441297
>lets end overpopulation
>i wonder who

>>9441297
Isn't this like fucking a corpse?
This is some border line serial killer shit.

>>9446064
>disgusting smegma smears
Dropped

>>9445354
I wonder what her ethnicity is
hu hu hu hu hu

>>9446064
>>9447422
id clean the smegma right off that cock

Overpopulation is a myth, cities are overcrowded not the world.Also pregnancy is very cheap and easy to avoid without killing your unborn child.

>>9446525
>he thinks the world should keep reproducing at an alarming pace
most of the population should be sterilised desu senpai

if anything it's the jews that encourage mass reproduction because it gives them fuel for the consumerist machine

>>9441297

>lets end overpopulation

What, you wanna air drop sex dolls all over the turd world so they stop raping real women?

Why would they fuck dolls when they can continue muh dik'ing the real thing?

Where to find HD videos people fucking a doll?

>>9449258
>implying people who fuck dolls have money left over for an HD camera

>>9443636
>>9443627
HI BILLIE MAYS HERE

This shit is all over xhamster if you are really into it. I'm not going to post it though because in addition to me be a lazy nigger I am also pretty embarrassed to save this to my PC.

>>9441297
Whites are underpopulated

>>9443636
wow, no enthusiasm in that pitch... Cmon motherfucker, sell that shit like a mother fuckin WMD, not like it was a dirty pair of your mothers underwear.

>>9449416

Man, can you imagine if he actually had that kind of energy in his spiel? No, this guy is almost showing disdain for the product.

>>9448754
People who can afford this stupid shit should be reproducing.
It's AIDS ridden, jobless niggers in africa and benefit leeching middle easterners that should stop.

moreeeee

Anyone here have an opinion on the best onahole to buy under $50

>>9446525
You don't think America alone shouldn't be this populated? Majority of the work force is run by tards.

>>9445347
different guy. No, it's pretty close. you need lube and you need to actually thrust into it and not use it like ur wanking. virginfag wouldnt know anyway

>>9445354
>>9448336
probably white
my ex is white, blond, and big ass and tits. played softball in highschool so she was a bit thick. she just laid there while i did my thing.

my now wife is latina and fucks 100 times better

on topic though, i've thought about a 100cm sex doll for a while but wouldn't be able to hide it from the wife. kids would probably find it too. even though the sex is great with the wife sometimes i feel like fucking another girl. I'm unable to do that though.

I don't believe this would be cheating per se. or would it?

>>9455195
Ask that to a very reasonable latina

B

>>9443639
>>9443658
>>9443837
they sell these on amazon. i wonder how they feel.

http://wiassplus.blog.fc2.com/

>>9453625
The group in America most quickly reproducing are christian extremists.

>>9443636
"Fuck my big black ass" kek

>>9456838
is that why whites will be minority in USA from 2017?

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>>9444279

i got you, love that one

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>>9444279
>>9458070
And the part 1

>>9441297
>>9441300
my biggest problem with these is that as a lazy fat ass who is lucky enough to have sex regularly enough, these seem like more hassle than your hand and a good imagination. i mean sure a fleshlight feels great when you first use it, but how many people still bother with it? idk i had mine when i was lonely and i still was like "fuck cleaning this shit up, ill just use my hand and some tissues".

i suppose if i were just a regular fat ass and not lazy it would appeal to me if i didn't have a gf. that being said though, I would try it once

>>9443636
lol

>>9443654
because the dudes that buy these are too ashamed of their unwanted dicks....why else would they spend so much money on something to cum into?

>>9445291
you are dumb dude

>>9443689
> there is not a single advantage on that bro

oooo sike, except for an emotional connection. which no matter what the internet or jaded divorced people tell you, feelsgood.jpg

>>9441297
And let chinese, niggers and pajeets overbreed everything? Nice thinking.

>>9458073
>allright Notch

wat?

>>9447084
>he's never fucked a corpse and felt the cold skin slowly warm up and feel better as it sapped the heat from his penis
feelsgoodman. Don't be such a prude.

>>9447422
smegma just makes it better, need more cum on figure vids with it

>>9446021
agreed

>>9441297
There is no overpopulation apart from gooks, niggers and arabs.

The solution to ending overpopulation is to make those disappear and replace with more whites. There are not enough whites.

>>9455644

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B018UOT4IQ/ref=pd_sim_121_5?ie=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B018UOT4IQ&pd_rd_r=P74T1CPE0HMKG827ZX8A&pd_rd_w=ZZEgT&pd_rd_wg=wdp2B&psc=1&refRID=P74T1CPE0HMKG827ZX8A

I bought this, it was pretty good, had to use lube a lot. Better than jacking off

>>9451536
cry me a river

>>9458961
Eat a muslim cock.

>>9458967
you don't even have proper context to say anything like that.

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>>9441318
the audio

>>9458371
what else are you going to do when you're an autistic billionaire?

>>9443658
Isnt this the Fuck me Silly 32 lbs??

>>9441297

>Let's end overpopulation

Why not fuck a girl with protection?

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>>9458111
First of all, a toy can feel way better than a hand. I use an ona knock off and it feels really close to the real thin, way better than a hand, no DGS. Second, it isn't about cumming, it's about pleasure.

Third, most women are not relationship material or even fwb material anymore. Some men have a bigger tolerance for eating shit than others. High rates of STD and mental illness make women a difficult option, whereas a doll can be a viable masturbatory aid in helping both with gratification and even loneliness.

As yourself; if a man had a choice between being in an unstable relationship with an unstable woman that is always on the verge of leaving him, openly or covertly, or a doll that will satisfy some of his physical needs, won't bring him an std or emotionally abuse him, why would he want to seek a bad relationship with a selfish, dishonest, hypergamist?

I don't have a doll, but of a lot of men, this is the better option.

I've had sexual intercourse with 20 women, threesomes, one nighters; and they ran the spectrum , from 9/10 to land whale. I've tried everything but marriage and kids, and I can tell you that women are brutal and damaged, and only getting worse. Finding a passable woman is difficult, even harder to find a passable women that's available. Never mind the good one's there are almost none left.

>>9443837
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NICE

>>9462199

You are a sad, sad man. It's not even about using sex toys, that's whatever and there's nothing wrong with it. However, anyone I've met who gets angry at women or places them in personality buckets is someone who is themself a bad or undesirable person – in expectation, personality and treatment of others. The problem is not a lack of good women, the problem is you projecting your own shortcomings onto women and demonizing them. I highly doubt that you've slept with 20 women, I'm sure it's more like 1 or 2 if that, and calling them "brutal and damaged" means that you're either scraping the bottom of the barrel, or it's just convenient for you to label them as such when they reject you.

>>9460526
well, on the other hand he whored all his underage fans to microsoft, so I guess his microdick is gonna stay soft without some Viagra and female domination

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>>9462240
Nobody's demonizing anyone except you.

There is a reason 1 in 4 women have STDs, or that most child fatalities are committed by women, or why most domestic violence is perpetrated by women, and the rate of divorce and cheating are higher on the female side.

You can examine the facts, or you can just attack others for examining the facts. Be as big or small as you like.

>>9462199
if what you say is true then I guess you're just unlucky. my gf of 5 years is amazing

>>9441318
never expected flo rida lmfaooooooo

>>9458111
cleanup was never an issue for me because I only fap before I take a shower, so I just take it in with me to clean.

>>9462578
lol, Watched it without sound first, I was a little confused.

>>9462578

Just admit that you're ugly and hate women, you fucking neckbeard.

>>9462199

> degenerate fucking without marriage
> complaining about not having devoted waifu

>>9441318
Does it have a whistle in its mouth??

>>9441297
No such thing as overpopulation. Its just an excuse to try to justify racist policies.

>>9463128
I disagree, we don't have enough resources, space is not an issue. For example, China, the most populated country in the world, can't feed everyone, even though people have excess in some places. This is why they have the laws about single children in families.

>>9443639
These are walmart size asses. Any smediums?

>>9463128
you must be some special kind of stupid if you honestly believe that.

>>9443654
see this
>>9443658

>>9458371
alright now*

>>9462578

>facts

>>9458117
I didn't know Antonio Banderas owned a body pillow.

https://mega.nz/#!kJ1hUBiL!ljm2Xbd-u8Episu0TYYdudSPzvX6I45H1wQMu3OVAH0

i used to know a site that had a bunch of this stuff, anybody got websites for this that they can throw at me??

>>9443639
Cleaning a fleshlight is hard enough, these must be a nightmare

>>9462578
"perpetuated" aka finding any means necessary to justify that men arent arent naturally biologically violent. when you choose to hit a woman of your own accord, it's not anyone's fault but your fucking own

>>9462658
where can I buy this?

>>9467992
japanese masturbators are not for non japanese man. I bought one that was even called "super long" and "massive" and ripped through it in two uses.

I would assume it's the same with those dolls

Why mine iPad Dona platy webm Easy like gifs? 1200 EUR in ass :(

>>9446525
it's not like any guy who'd buy a sex doll would have a chance at impregnating a woman anyway

>>9462646
Its the kids rape whistle

>>9458117
Harambe? Is that you?

>>9441297

It's no the sex doll that's the problem is these guys and seeming none i've ever seen ever fucking shave and worse are the hairiest mother fuckers i have ever seen.

>>9462658
i fucking must have....WHERE TO BUY !?!?!?

>>9467992
>>9469374
65cm dolls from china (WM Dolls, Sanhui, etc.). Then put your own Volks Dollfie Dream head cause the heads/face they come with are ass.

Hope you have $800 bux.

just watched that new vice video about male sex dolls, does anyone have the videos of jessica ryan with the sex doll??

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>>9449416
>>9452186
You asked for it.....

>>9463217
>wanting a smaller ass
What are you some kind of man-liker?

>>9462578
like a vampire trying to drain your wallet´s and blood plus the children getting fucked at home

>>9462125
Pussy and ass is becoming obsolete.

>>9446007
what was it?

>>9473308
guy fucking an underage-looking doll to flo rida's whistle

>>9473308
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/gif/image/1476/47/1476475034257.webm here's the mirror

>>9463128
Anti-white policies, yes.

>>9473147
>billy mays
>slap chop
does not compute

>>9458111
I second this.
I bought a Fleshlight and used it regularly for like a month until the cleanup started to feel like a hassle and I decided that my hand was good enough.

>>9462199
eh yeah. I used to fap to Faye Reagan back in the day, but then one day I just was looking at her and felt disgusted. She really does have a dirty girl vibe about her, and not in a good dirty girl way, but as in a disgusting dirty girl way.

the fucking warts jesus, I'm not surprised.

>>9462653
Where can I get one of these

>>9443658
>>9443837
is there an actual vid or just these webms?

>>9462199
>>9474506

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vestibular_papillomatosis

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Do we's this count?

>>9477394
holy fuck my poor sides

>>9477394
what am i looking at
what is he fugging

>>9477704
I'm trying to figure that out to...

>>9477704
>>9477750
Its a vaccuum. Makes for easy cleanup too...

>>9477770
i thought so.
but even with lube i'd imagine that'd feel like shit.
n-not that i've tried it and failed to cum.

>>9477794
Doesnt it also fuck up your dicks blood vessels or something?

>>9449049

Because planet Gazorpazorp shows that we only need someone at the helm

>>9458070
>>9458073

I will never understand why men choose this of all fetishes.

>>9443639
>living the dream

>>9477833
Because they are ugly and bitches won't give it up.

>>9477811
Only yours, because you are stupid

>>9477846

So find one that isn't ugly?

I could never let a woman lock up my dick. Not having control just feels.... scary

Can anyone tell me a cheap place to get those dolls, it sounds nice but the sex shop in town Charges almost $250 for the ones that are just the ass.

>>9477917

I think that's the actual price nowadays

>>9477929
Shit, for real? That's fucking wild. Do you know what materiel they're made of? I might just be about to make a mold and a homemade one.

>>9477394
its a vacuum

>>9477958

There was a webm around that showed ho to make an ass out of a glove.

>>9477977
No shit

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>>9479131

>>9479152
that's pretty nasty

>>9477885
pretty sure he meant the guys are ugly so they cant get laid lmao

What a sad and lonely thread....

>>9477394
imagine if only someone put googly eyes on that vacum cleaner!

>>9441297
> end overpopulation
There will just be more room for mudslimes to populate.

>>9479131
>>9479136
>>9479152
>>9479323

So, finally we found that having microdick has one advantage.

>came to see if there were any neat new sex toys out there
>find /pol/

Well damn. Fuck you faggots I'm going back to the trap threads.

>>9458117
Holy shit thats a hairy arm...

>>9462199
I hate comments like this. Maybe you're the problem? Seems like you make bad choices, because I've had 3 good relationships with 3 caring, understanding and generally nice girls. It's not hard to find them, and if you aren't a piece of shit it's easy to keep them. You don't have to bend over backwards, you don't become a slave to them, healthy relationships exist. They're effortless and rewarding. If your relationship feels like work, change your frame of mind and find a different partner.

>>9458117

>Sassy you fuckin druggo

Seriously though what the fuck

this whole thread what the fuck

>>9455644
$950

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>>9463217
>These are walmart size asses.

>>9479131
Ew Jesus. That discoloring on the doll just makes it look like a skinned animal.

>>9479268
Oh, so if a woman does it, it's hot.
But if a man does it, it's "nasty"!

>>9479152
>Webcam whores be like "I'm cumming".

>>9479723
I came to this thread to learn about sex dolls, not to feelsbadman.jpeg

>>9475565
aka hpv
I have hpv, she does not

>>9479723
Easy for you to say.
I always fall insanely in love, and then just lose all interest after 4 months or so. Only relationship I was able to hold longer was with absolute insane bipolar psycho bitch, and that's because I found her crazy gimmicks interesting and entertaining.
I even removed myself from relationships because I don't want to hurt more girls.

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>>9458073

Literally trapped in a sex life where he can't fuck, and when he can fuck, he has to fuck a rubber pussy.

What the fuck happen to you sir?

>>9480145
>fat
>no dick
>beta and does not care
>no self esteem
>is to desperate to lose even this relationship even if he is basically tortured in it

Or maybe he just enjoys that...
It's probably impossible to understand for someone without his fetish.
It's like trying to understand paedophile or necrophiliac.

>>9480087
oh no, no no, it's disgusting either way, I hate piss

>>9463128
Based post, the only people that take the overpopulation meme serious are whites anyways, Mexicans don't give a shit and nor do blacks

>>9477811
>Pro tip: Don't put the vacuum at high power

>>9482854
wat

>>9477958
Surgical grade silicone and titanium frame. I think.

For those 9000 dollar Orient industries ones.

>>9477394
I still piss myself laughing at the noise, it sounds like Pac Man through a Distortion Pedal.

>>9448754
There are 21 countries in Africa that are classified as very high fertility, meaning they have 5+ kids per women, compared with western countries that have fewer than 2 kids/women which means the population is shrinking if not for immigration.

>>9487560
Let's get our world population under control lads.

#SexToysForAfrica2016

Can anyone confirm the tightness of the deer boy dragon ona hole?

http://bad-dragon.com/products/snowball

>>9477394
sounds like he's fucking Donald Duck

>>9477833
>>9480145
It is about building up tension for a cathartic release.

Do they still sell any toys that are tighter than normal? Most of the ones I have seen so far have been ultra porn star slut loose because they are afraid a pedo might buy an ultra tight fuck hole or something.

A girl can buy a 15 inch horse cock but heaven forbid a guy looks for something that doesn't take an arm without stretching.

>>9489407
I bough a "virgin little sister" or something like that.
Was pretty tight first time, nothing close to the real thing through.
I also tore through it the second time. Waste of money, unless you have microdick

just watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFHZuCvvS4

>>9488617
Dragon dildo holes seem to lack texture and are way overpriced. You are better off buying something else. If you are going for the whole deer thing then go for it.

>>9443684
kek

Is the Autoblow any good or is it just a meme? I've tried a variety of onaholes but I think the overall feel is nice and it's much better than jacking off. I bought an Autoblow recently because I had a discount code that knocked $60 off. Around $100 so I'm hoping it will be good.

Only thing that concerns me is it just looks like a stroking machine. The other onaholes I've tried usually generate some mild or extreme suction which really adds to the sensation.

>>9463194
this. any background on knowing how food works and where it comes from should let you know we cant have infinite people

>>9479745
Wut, you talkin to me?

>>9477394
we all laugh at this shit but I bet it feels amazing

is this a good one?

https://www.stagshop.com/men-s-toys/masturbators-love-dolls/pipedream-extreme-nasty-nympho-masturbator

>>9479723
>I have had 3 perfect relationships with 3 different women.
>i am single now

>>9443631
Are you stupid? Overpopulation is a capitalists dream! more people to cash in on. It also exists in SOME areas meaning if we spread out the people there is plenty of room for everyone and more BUT we tend to congregate and cause mass destruction and not tidy up after ourselves SO in conclusion overpopulation IS a problem.
Also I rate the phantom skins n doll over a fleshlight and pussy most of the time, it's just a ball ache to set up and clean up, like a ritual but far cheaper and less time consuming than a harlet for the evening

>>9491771
Said the white guy! Cuck

>>9491771
>says white people have inferior genetics
>wants to breed with white women

wuh

>>9483403
>pro
what do you have experience or something?

>>9492067
Damn straight I am a white cuck. My small white penis is a great reason for a female to go black.

>>9479458
>>9479131
1. Dude doesn't have a microdick.
2. He literally fucked the legs off of her.

>>9458073
has she ever touched a dick before?

Honestly if I had the money i'd probably buy a high end sex doll. I'm 25 which means i've pretty much given up all hope of finding a decent woman to settle down with. Women just aren't women anymore like in my grandparents era.

>>9465196
>unscrew back-end cap
>remove sleeve
>wash it in a sink with soap for 30 seconds
>leave it somewhere to try for a few hours

Yeah, so fucking hard. It takes a special kind of lazy to consider this "hard".

>>9492457
Wow, CTR aren't just on /pol/

>>9485465
God damn... Never mind then I'm just a poor art student without the money for that shit.

>>9491771
Blacks are the worst.

>>9462199
>tfw listening to posts like this has fucked me over

You are a very cynical fuck and I wish wasn't such a retarded teenager when I listened to people like you. On top of that, why buy a fucking doll when Bad Dragon and Fleshlight sell toys for much cheaper?

I've only had one girlfriend and the women who really hurt my feelings or treated me wrong I could have avoided if I used my fucking head more and didn't talk to them or better yet made better choices. A sex toy would be nice so I wouldn't use sex as a reason to deal with bad women.

>>9477394
I... have to try this.

Make some sweet love to vacuum cleaner

>>9458144
>sike
please tell me this was on purpose

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>>9449416
0.0

>>9493486
Note to myself:

NEVER DO THIS AGAIN

>>9462578

Fake. Scream dubbed in.

>>9441297

You guys know there are literally millions of actual women out there who really want to get laid? And all you have to do is get in vaguely reasonable shape and be clean and civil and you will get more actual pussy than you can ever need, right? It really isn't that fucking hard.

Anyone bought anything from J-list before?

Bought something 2 days ago, supposed to arrive within 4-10 days and haven't even got a dispatched notice yet.

Sad!

>>9494602
No, what's sad is hunting a girl down only to get rejected and wasting time and money.

Onahole for release
Woman for sex

Learn to widen your horizons a little bit.

>>9443639
those things weigh 85 POUNDS and cost close to a GRAND!! Ho...ry.... shit!

>>9494683
lol

>>9445291
https://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/25-inch-fantasia/

>>9494381
I need this,where can I buy this?

>>9494168
Nigga, ain't nobody wants that kinda shit.

>>9443658
weird. that is like fucking a dismembered corpse

>>9494168
You do know where you are right?

>>9495960
hahahahhaha.

>>9494168
That is correct. The real problem is people have too high of standards b/c of the media mindfuck. everyones standard for attractive so totally out of wack b/c you're unintentionally programing your subconscious to think you can do better than you can by watching porn with women that are 7-10s while you sit at a 2-4. 2 hundred years ago you would have known a couple hot girls and there would have been a couple hot dudes, but really people just are waiting for hollywood romance were you're 2 to and you fall for a unicorn. But take it from me been married for 10 years. no matter how hot they are when you find them they all look pretty much the same 5 years after marriage. And you'll start to look shittier too. But that's okay b/c that just means your happy and don't give a fuck anymore.

>>9479723
>I found 3 girls that arent like you described, maybe you're shit and I'm great

Or maybe you're just lucky, every relationship that I have been in (not that guy) has been a fucking trainwreck because my partners decided that it'd be really funny to break my heart, I'm not chad thundercock (just had like 5 relationships in my whole life) but my buddies had similar experiences around the clock. Sure some of my friends I had got a good gf, and there were relationships that simply ended on "good terms" (as good as they can get when they drop you) but I've heard more "she broke me" stories than "things weren't working out".

The ratio of rotten women to decent individuals is out of the charts so I wouldn't hold out my breath for a healthy relationship in these days, and if some guy wants to drown his sorrows in plastic pussy, then let him be, not everyone has the luck you do.

>>9494168
What's the point? if you just want to fuck something, an onahole is more than enough.

trying to coerce someone to fuck you is too much effort.

>>9495639
https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/onaholes/futanari-musume

>>9496374
Thank you!

>>9479723
>It's not hard to find them
Free and available, and no kids, and not drug addicted?
Maybe outside of America.

>if you aren't a piece of shit it's easy to keep them
allow me to introduce you to hypergamy

>You don't have to bend over backwards
no, you just have to either be their ideal, or live with her 'party girl' phase, and if she's over that, the post party girl consequences, like raising the kids she made with her bad boy

>They're effortless
So asking a woman out, and on the off chance of not being rejected; investing time, money, and emotional effort is "effortless"?

>healthy relationships exist
So do lottery winners; the exception isn't the rule.

>find a different partner
I'd have to find one before I can find a different one.

>>9443111
too much

>>9496554
Seems like your problem is that you're just a dick :P All you have to do is put yourself out there instead of being a lazy edgelord waiting for a girl to notice your "intelligence"

>>9496554
Amen

>>9496597
>emoticons
please stop trying to bait this hard for everyones sake

>>9462578
Wow what? If 1/4 of women have an std then the CDC is wrong cos they list 98 cases per 100,000 people. And if your woman is beating you up...damn man. Do some push ups. 5'2" woman isn't going to hurt you unless you're a real puss. Just laugh at her and call the cops. Tape it with your phone. And do something with yourself and you'll attract a better type of woman. I stay fit, play guitar, do agility raining with my dogand draw. Go to work around professional women, women who have something to offer you other than a vagina, be seen doing stuff, and speaking from experience, I've never been shy of female company.

Oh, and if a woman cheats, dump her and get a new one. If you're worth having there's usually a couple positioning themselves as soon as they figure out your girl is playing.

>>9497081
>I watch TV and Movies
>this is how life really works

You're either deluded, lucky, or both. In the real world things don't work that way.

>>9462199
I'm a seasonal fisherman. I take of 5 months every year to the farthest north where I risk my life for money, partly because I love fishing, partly because it pays so well I can live the rest of the year in total comfort without working and still save some money.
I spend my off time working out, playing in a local football league, going to art shows and shitposting loudly.

I have it easy getting girls interested in me because "I'm not like the other boys who don't pay attention to them". But everytime I have to leave, if I left a bitch at home, she'll cheat on me sometimes in my own fucking bed and blame me for it like they're some fucking infant that is incapable of thinking before acting and cannot be resposible for their own actions.

After 17 failed relationships of varied lenghts with women from vastly different upbringings and personalities, they are just not capable of empathy, love and loyalty, not the way men understand those concepts. Women don't have a heart.
If being gay was a choice I woud be, since it isn't, I got a realdoll and it's the best desicion I've made in my life.

>>9497076
A child can fracture bones and women are stupid bitches unaware of how strong they are because of retards like you, that's why so many kids end up in the ER with mommy whining outside that it was just a pat or a shove and she didn't mean to nearly kill the kid.

Women internet deffense force is cancer.

>>9497016
you've started a monster

>>9497104
Finally some truth!

The standards for men now are astronomical. Good luck getting in shape, staying in shape, and being active for decades as she might demand.

I'm considering a doll. Not just pure sex, but mostly as a realistic body to share my bed. Tricks like this work for monkey and dogs, maybe with men? I hope so.

Women have every advantage and they will make men pay for it. Things were not always this way, and they haven't finished getting worse.

LTR only comes after she's taken other men in her cavities and has been burned out on sex, making it boring for her, and therefore her tool. She doesn't even have to do anything, just be a female and pick from the menu. Men have to fight and upkeep their end consonantly.

When it was different 30 years ago, it was so much better.

>>9443636
"Hell, you can go at it with a friend."

>Hey man, come over and we'll hit it together.

God, you guys are some whiny, deluded little bitches.
"I picked a career where I spend half the year raking fish guts, why won't girls stay faithful to me!?" - maybe because you picked a career really non-conducive to stable long term relationships?

"All the girls tell me 'I'm different from the other guys'- because I hang out in a gym, like football, and post garbage on the internet"
Fucking fascinating. Why wouldn't the undoubtedly emotionally and intellectually cultured women you must attract NOT want to wait 5 months for your chum-scented return.

Shit was never "better". Not 30 years ago, or 300, or 3,000. Men and women have always cheated, good long term relationships have always been rare gems, soldiers and sailors and long-distance couples have always been doomed to frequent instability and infidelity, and whiny babies have always blamed all of their problems on everybody but themselves.

>>9497192
>God

You lost me there

>>9479131
>>9479136
>>9479152
>>9479323
>>9479596
Dear Internet

Eww,

Sincerily,
Me

>>9492626
>Dude doesn't have a microdick
Are you fucking serious?
That is easily 3 inches long, pretty fucking small.

>>9497076
>if your woman is beating you up...damn man. Do some push ups
I'm not even sjw and I recognize victim shaming when I see it, you sir, are scum

Fuck I want one so bad but they're so expensive

>>9443658
>>9443837
>>9443639
Now when do we get sex dolls fitted with those beasts?

Well this thread is a real eye opener, I was unaware that jiggly sex doll tech had advanced so much. I feel like a pleb using my hands now.

>>9498288
He does have a small penis, but that aint no microdick.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Flacid_Micropenis.jpg

(flacid but whatever)

>>9473147
I haven't laughed this hard at 4chan in a long time.
Thanks anon

>>9443636
"My son works in sales"

>>9497016

sauce?

>>9455034
it really doesn't feel like real sex at all. I've owned a fleshlight and multiple dolls while I was (and wasn't) sleeping with actual women, and even the worst lay I've ever had was a million times better than any of the toys I've put my cock into.

you're the virginfag if you actually think a pocket pussy or even a doll is anything close to real pussy.

>>9477394
kek

>>9477394
I showed my friend this shit, I haven't heard him laugh so hard in a long time.

>>9458871
This

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>>9495028
Cool, so not only it's cheaper than a real woman in the long run, it weighs less too!

>>9499168
Not if she/he work for a living too. Hell, my gf is working and does not want kids, EVER. She's gone so far as to get sterilized.

>>9458144
Man don't have emotions faggot.

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>>9477394
I laughed so hard i puked some of my coffee up.

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>>9453625
>People who can afford this stupid shit should be reproducing.


So this is literally what you want?
More of these mental fucktards in our world?

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>>9499191
>and does not want kids, EVER. She's gone so far as to get sterilized.

You've been blessed by a rare one, anon.
I salute you.

>>9462630
this. Shouldn't you be going your own way or something? Fucking pathetic.

>>9462199
Holy shit are you a deluded, sad human being. You might be spending too much time in the internet.

>>9494381
Any videos of a guy using that thing?

>>9498614
True Dat, on a scale of 1 to 100 a wank is like 1 and toy is like 10 and sex is 100

>>9497102
I'm sorry that girls arn't faithful where you come from, blame feminism for encouraging girls to be whores

>>9479323
Where would one be able to find these kinds of dolls?

>>9501361

volks dollfie dream + dollho onahole body
hope u got $700 bux

>>9501379
Thanks!

>>9497016
White people crazy

>>9448401
Yeah let's just pave over our planet and cram people into every corner. Enjoy your cockroach destiny. Please sterilize yourself.

>>9462578
Fact. But not 1 out of 4 everywher. 1 in 4 females on the northside Minneapolis, MN

>>9448401
Small towns and suburbs become cities. And so on... that's the inevitable shitshow of endless human population that will make us live like cockroaches. Please sterilize yourself.

>>9499245
Oh wow lol I know this guy

>>9498450

Fucking kek dude

>>9501420
Holy fuck...what if suddenly it started moving.

>>9462578
>divorce rate
>higher on the female side

being this dumb

>>9441297

Wants to fix major human problems...

starts off with assumption about human problems

>>9492626
hahaha #2

>>9497104

Props to you, man.

>>9502708
>lesbian divorces

Dude's a knobhead but you went full retard my nigger

>>9479641
Underrated

>>9486824
2 twins
ten heads

>>9499491
>blame feminism

Right. It's never some wanker's fault like yours, is it?

Fucking faggot. Grow a fucking set!

>>9443793
Organize some anons and buy one together, it has to start somewhere.