impregnation thread?

>>9398030
I have never been less turned on by the sounds of a porn video

>>9398231
Classic

>>9398231
Love this one. Sauce?

>>9398354
found it here I don't know. Sorry bud

>>9398231
Sauce?

>>9398354
http://www.xvideos.com/video406886/sexy_amateur_wife_in_fishnets

Wish there where videos/webm/gif of impregnation and later showing the girl pregnant getting fucked.

>>9398030
>his noises
>her face
rip boner

>>9398030
Didn't know this was a ylyl

>>9398231
ahh, good ol' donut balls.

>>9398030
this guys is funny, he does this in all his videos fake or not.

>>9398033

kek

>>9398033
He sounds like Bob from Bob's Burgers

>>9398030
This guy sounds like a truck doing a engine brake.

>>9398030
Anyone else like hearing a man's groans? moar pls

>>9399167
That must have felt good....

>>9398033
cowboy boots and pajama pants. OHHHh AAH OOOHHH

>>9399883
Those aren't cowboy boots.

>>9398231
His sack looks like a donut

>>9399167
>the last time you'll ever see 2 German people breed in Germany
Deutschland, JA!!!!

>>9400108
They have to out pace the Muslims.

>>9398041
uuuuuuggghhhh, she dripped it all over the BED! I feel bad for that poor fuck'n hotel maid that has to take that to the god damn laundry

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>>9400128
Yeah, they certainly do

>>9399622
I do

>>9398044
Suace or name?

>>9398030
He sounds like one of those remote control fart machines

>>9398231
>impregnation thread
>has no balls

>>9398030
you know the pill is a thing right ?

> ameritard all the way

>>9399314
I used to have a washing machine that did that - it'd rev up to speed and then (insert onomatopoeia for Truck Engine Brake here)!

>>9398030
kandy kisses for anyone asking (assjob/buttjob vids are the best)

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have fun paying for children for the rest of your stupid lives

>inb4 its till 18

>>9398041
source ?

>>9398041
source? name?

>>9401404
>willingly opting out of the gene pool

normies always crack me up LMAO

>>9398030
>HURRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRR

>>9400108
>>>/pol/

>>9398985
Fuck you for making me laugh while fapping

>>9400195
full video pls

>>9401404
1920 called.
They want their "Fear of pregnancy" back.

>>9401097
holy shit the obsession is too much

>>9402111
tripcheck

>>9398231
I think his balls shrunk a little.

>>9399314
Laughed my fuckin ass off! thanks mate

>>9402092
Literally takes 2 mins if you use your brain.
Her name is in the filename, looking at it you can see it's public. Search Victoria Paradice Public on google, first result.

>>9401951
why?

>>9402111
Sauce oh my god

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>>9402092

>>9398231
Why are his balls a donut?

>>9402076
Hehe

>>9399314
I have never laughed harder at a comment in my life! thank you HAHAHAA

>>9398030
dude was out before she even put her pants back on lol

>>9398058
I hate it when they both pretend so hard

>>9398231
Donut balls... We meet again!

>>9402238
dakota skyes

>>9402250
kek

>>9399992
almost >>9399999

>>9398030
anyone got a link for this full vid?

>>9398030
The look on her face at :09 seconds is fucking hillarious shes like dude shut the fuck up already.

>>9402076
>oh

>>9403147
stop posting your shit tier gifs

>>9402076
>>9402306
>>9403218
This guy, this motherfucking guy...

http://efukt.com/21065_The_Creepiest_Motherfucker_in_Porn.html

>>9398030
legit sounds like a didgeridoo LMAO

>>9398030
ew

>>9398231

he got those Hostess balls

>>9403516
i thought that was a woman pegging another woman...

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1475869967172.webm

Source please

>>9398916
Come on /gif/, oblige him

Bumping for interest

>>9398030
This guy sounds like a camel once he cums, wtf

>>9398041
Sauceeeeee

>>9403309
>http://efukt.com/21065_The_Creepiest_Motherfucker_in_Porn.html
had a good god damn laugh thanks

>>9399883
it's from the fall collection at the gap dot com slash h three h three

>>9403516
sauce?

>>9398030
I didn't know this was a YLYL thread

>>9398044 when she does what she sees other women do but doesnt realize its meant 4 the clit... lol

Son, you were conceived in a porno, and we have the proof. Here's see...

>>9403256
Seriously... Beta nation, here on 4chan

>>9403516
sauce please

>>9398030
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>9403516

>>9398917
Kek. Agreed.

>>9404996
she's massaging the muscle. helps them push it out.

>>9403331
KEK

>>9404996
you must be a virgin. some women have high sensitivity, so they will massage the area around the clit instead of directly.

>>9404996
when youve never actually had sex with a women

>>9406055
fuck off jew lover

>>9398231
Fucking comments killed me sides

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>>9398030
>tfw when you realize that this is how you were created
>tfw when everything makes sense now

>>9403147
You can clearly see the condom, you imbecile.

>>9403640
SAUCE

>>9406143
Bait or cancer but cancer anyway.

>>9406272
Lara Brookes

>>9403481

Sauce or name please

>>9403640
yeah how do whitebois compete amirite?

>>9406839
That's a Japanese guy...

And in answer to your question, by having big dicks, AND stable jobs.

>>9404245
never seen such newfaggotriness

>>9401097
Like all the Japanese anime where they say shit like "You can cum in me it's a safe day"...
As if the pill doesn't exist...

>>9406055
I wish your family the best of cancer

>>9398030
AAAAAAAHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH! this was funny!

>>9403481

Sauce please

>>9407879
can I has sauce pls?

>>9407869

sauce pls

>>9402076


Had this happen once.
Her: "don't cum in me cause I might get pregnant"
Me: "Why, of course not"

>>9403309
>>9403309


who the fuck are these women that would fuck this pathetic loser without a condom? They gotta be whores or porn stars and he has the money to pay them

!!!???

How do I get wemb's to play on iPhone 6s

>>9398030
I wonder if there's some amateur pornstar out there who legitimately just made a porno out of them trying to have a kid. A good creampie shot where the guy doesn't pull out or only leave his tip in. Just sticking it straight in and keeping it there for maximum chance of success.

>>9399314
Someone make a webm of this pls.

>>9404996

Don't listen to these idiot replies. You're right. It's weird and fucking no one does this.

>>9398058
Source?

>>9408249

Download Merlin

132 replies with 24 images. jesus christ yall need to the shut the fuck up.

>>9408249
I use vlc

>>9398041
JAV code, sauce, name plss D: ??

>>9398033
girl name?

>>9403516
Sauce please fuck

>>9406224
that's her vagina.

The thread should be called " Men making grunt sounds like cars " kek.

>>9399167
>mfw recognize

My parents have that same illustration above their bed... I think I just witnessed my own creation. How the fuck did this get on the internet?

>>9408871
Well, there is video evidence of at least one so...

>>9401404

Have fun dying alone.

>>9399314
His name is Jake

>>9411227
did u fap m8?

>>9411227
Revenge porn? Are your parents still together?

>>9402111
ywn pump your seed into dakota skye as she looks into your eyes panting...why even live.

Das ist gut, cum top and moar plz

>>9403309
Jesus fucking christ i can't stop laughing
>SEND HELP ASAP

>>9398041
always ALWAYS take the comforter off the bed in a hotel room and throw that shit in the corner

>>9411875
I miss the ultimate surrender threads

>tfw multiple threads of porn that are variations on the classic creampie

Is this it? Are we finally going to beat the cucks and traps?

>>9398041
SOURCE Pretty please

>>9398030
Was that the guy from Mad Max 2?


NO! WE GO IN!!!!!!!!

>>9402204
not visible on mobile you fucking retard

>>9403640
What the fuck goblin hand

>>9411227
Quality of the vid doesn't imply it was made before 2000. Are you sure yu are 18 m8?

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>>9412412
better version here

>>9412732
Why do ladyboys always have such big dicks?

Especially Asian ones.

>>9412754
the penus seems big, when the owner of said penus is 140-160 cm tall

>>9399314
Nearly choked on my coffee. Thanks for making me have to clean my computer screen. Made my day.

>>9404996
>>9408871
shes massaging the cum out you fucking retards

>>9409494
>yall

nigger

>>9411439
>>9402111
I think that was the hottest webm i've seen in a while

>>9407869
Also requesting source on this one

>>9400765
>>9398044
Alexa Grace

>>9403516
sauce
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=807193117&t=525

>>9408234
Girls fuck way worse than this guy for money.

>>9398030
I didn't know Sam Hyde was in porn

>>9402076
hey i have that wall unit

>>9412563
Well it can't be from after 2000s then dumbass

>>9402092
http://vivud.com/video/19270/?sid=12078

>>9406055
<3 NSP

>>9408249
put the phone down and buy a computer

>>9412412
>>9412732
name of the tranny?

>>9399314
Holy shit lmfao. It's anons like you that make checking random threads worthwhile.

>>9414202
>>9414208
>>9414212
>>9414221
>mating press
Now that's what i call baby-making. These guys know that's it's the best position to impregnate a woman.
Can i have the source of the full video anon?

>>9412412
>>9412732
can i have some salsa, good sirs?

>>9398041
>>9401512
>>9404321
>>9409534
>>9412367

Akane Yoshinaga
www.vjav.com/videos/26989/akane-yoshinaga-in-nakadashi-on-fertile-day-part-1/

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These dudes/dolls know what's up, yo. Check out /D/.
>>>/d/7007424

/D/icks out for harambe, yo.

>>9415760
wow

>>9409021
I second this Merlin is the shit

>>9415769
Need souce

>>9400108
Look who's talking.

>>9402250
lol best laugh I had in a while

>>9409544
South-Asian hooker #6172

>>9415769
Been looking for this forever. Source please.

>>9415973
how fucking new are you?

>>9398030
INANIMATE SENSATIONNNN

I wonder if one day there will be a movie of a woman getting impregnated and then getting fucked on all stages of ther pregnancy.

>>9403613
that would have made it better

>>9398030
So... source?

>>9398240
apparently you haven't seen the one with bill

>>9412563
Quality of the comment doesn't imply you don't suck cocks for a living, Are you sure you're not a colossal faggot?

>>9415125
You are outstanding. Thank you.

>>9406889
>Japanese guy
>big dick
what?

>>9399314
ahaa!! holy shit

>>9414220
my fucking dick, MY FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!

WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON????? WHO!!!!!!!

>>9398231
no one realized she fucked him so good his balls regenerated back to normal
>Inb4 ww3 is imminent no point watching porn

>>9415828
>>9416072
just fucking put the filename on google
took me 5 seconds saucetards

>>9417886
Dawn Allison. She runs her own site and has a ton of videos

>>9412412
>Trannies creampies women
Do you have any fucking idea how long I've searched for this. I REQUIRE MORE

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>>9398044
now with sound!

>>9402076
the one guy that pointed out the similarities between her and Jennifer Lawrence, god damn

>>9412412
Sauce please

>>9412412
Found http://pornohub.su/tspussyhunters-kink-charlotte-sartre-venus-lux-fashionista-gets-a-stylist-cream-pie-in-her-pussy-from-a-hot-ts-model-29-04-2016/

>>9414212
More of them?

>>9402279
i donut know

>>9418526
>He gud boi. He dindonuting!

>>9398033
Tim Allen?

>>9411227
Prove it fag

>>9404996
maybe she had an itch?

>>9409709
...

>>9413068
But she's messaging when his dick is still in...

>>9406269
butters.

>>9408249
Download vlc.

>>9406269
Got a name or link to the full vid?

>>9407869
That's not sex, that's love.

>>9402111
>>9402238
http://www.xvideos.com/video12603559/little_dakota_skye_gets_fucked_hard_and_creampie_-_povd

>>9406889
thats racist, not every japanese works in stables

>>9419124
If this is what the blacks call "gettin' dat white pussy", I remain unimpressed

>>9417888
I would definitely not call that 'normal'.

Bro you may want to go see a physician if your balls look like that.

>>9413185
Macklemore - Thrift Shop

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Sorry, don't know sauce

>>9398033
sauce would be greatly appreciated

>>9407869
this. that guy was probably good for a week and a half after that

>>9403640

nice trimmed cunt. 7.5/10

>>9420253
sauce?

>>9420253
Thats marsha may

>>9414221

I love bitches fucking in a skirt in the baby making pose. A show of true utility in female clothing.

>>9406269
Taissia Shanti - Sweet Honey

>>9415767
this is kelly divine? when did she get this big wtf?

>>9418701
http://yespornplease.com/view/701272721

>>9402076
>http://efukt.com/21065_The_Creepiest_Motherfucker_in_Porn.html
FLOOPY DISCS

>>9420253
fuckin hot

>>9421248
When she retired from "pro" porn and went into doing camshows fulltime.

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>trying to impregnate a massage parlor girl

>>9418987
the fell

>>9398030
sounds like my fucken lawnmower

>>9407869
we need more

U wot m8

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>>9398030

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>>9421861

>>9419195
wrong

http://www.xvideos.com/video8408857/petite_teen_dakota_skye_gets_creampied_in_pov_with_3d_surround_sound

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>>9418987
fuck you man, fuck you....

>>9398033
>>9398033
If I ever saw a guy that buys prostitutes, its that guy

>>9417336

Sonofabitch. You made me think of it again. I hate you.

>>9402164
I lol'd

>>9421057
There's a limit to retardation, friend

Cumming inside a female in the missionary position and fertilizing her eggs is my fetish.

>>9412550
underrated, i jejed

>>9422045
Sauce

>>9402250
>not this one

kek

>>9398030
fucking kek look at her face she didnt want that short fat fucks child.

>>9399314
my fucking sides

>>9407042
It's actually *really hard* to get the pill in Japan.

>>9398985
fuck you dude i just bust out laughing at 1 am while fapping

>>9419124
this is so american

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>>9421984

>>9421861
hey it's riley.

>>9398030
he sounds like a chainsaw

>>9415760
This is the most depraved shit I've ever seen. I hope the dude fucking killed himself after that.

>>9418005
that ain't no typical porn creampie where the dick is an eighth of an inch inside either, he's firing that shit to the limit

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>>9399314

>>9421790
Well, I've actually knocked up several bar girls in Thailand. I made the mistake of giving them my Line and they tracked me down. Thought it was a scam, but paternity test came out as mine. Feels bad man. They eventually would of been able to win child support so I decided to make a deal with them to send 20,000 baht a month to each in exchange for not persueing child support, and being able to fly over to Thailand a few months a year and fuck the shit out of them whenever I want. I basically have two timeshare whores now.

TL:DR If you bareback BBFSCIP thai bar girls... don't give them ANY contact information.

>>9422711
Oh yeah, wanted to add this. Both whores initiated bareback. They actually did try to use a condom first, but the shitty thai condoms were too small. I've got a fairly small dick, but this these thai condoms really are too small.

Whore #1

She could not get the condom on and instead the whore started rubbing her puss all over me and started moving closer and closer to my dick. I could feel my shaft run over her slit and felt she was wet already. She mumbled something in bar girl english about "me boom you no condom ok? it better that way" and "me very sad, no boyfriend, have no children" A little more rubbing and the head of my cock was rubbing on her clit. At this point, I figured what the hell. If she had any STDs I have already been exposed at this point. I turned her over and spread her legs wide open. I put my dick right up to the entrance and looked at her, she nodded yes. I heard HIV does not survive as well in saliva, so I covered my dick in spit (extra lubrication helps too) and went in. It was the fucking tightest vag I had ever been in. Up to this point, I was worried I was getting ED and had health problems because I was losing my erection with women and taking forever to cum. Not with this bitch, literally 10 seconds and I blew my load in her.

She gave me a playful little punch and said cumming inside no condom is dangerous, and made a mumbled joke about her only getting 2000 baht and ending up knocked up.

Ended up keeping her for 4 days. Had to pay bar fine of 500 baht a day, and 2000 a day for her fee. Blew my load into her 3-4 times a day. Literally best experience sexually in my entire life.

>>9422573
What he said

>>9422732
Continuing.

Whore #2

Went to Nana Plaza in Bangkok with a friend to check out the girl bars. Eventually found a place with some girls I liked. She was a petite thing with her hair and makeup stylized to resemble Korean girls. It is what all thai girls aspire to look like. I had my buddy with me, and she points at her friend, who looked remarkably similar to her and asks if she can come too. I figured she meant this girl for my buddy. But both ended up sitting with me and a third girl went with my buddy. Bought them some drink and groped them for a bit. They tell me they are real sisters. I tell they are full of shit. Both get up and get their purses and show me their ID's. Yep, they are real fucking sisters 22 and 20. Mamasan eventually came over and asked if I was going to bar fine them. I ask how much for short time. 2000 baht each, plus 700 each bar fine. Kind of expensive, but it was my last night in Bangkok and they were real sisters, so I said what the hell.

To be continued

>>9422760

Continuing

Ended up going to a short time motel and paid 500 baht for an hour (rip off) and showered off with the girls and got naked. At first, they were very safe. When I switched girls they made me switch condoms. They even made me wear a condom for a blow job. However, somewhere down the line, the older sister had to go piss and went to the bathroom. The younger one just pulls my condom off and puts it right in her pussy. I could tell it was pretty painful for her but she asks me to keep going. I try to fuck her doggy but she is squirming around too much so I put her legs together and lazy dog her. She is begging me to cum inside her, so naturally I do. She turns over and french kisses me for a minute then gets up and goes to the bathroom. Big sis is still in there, I then hear big sister yelling at the younger one and some crying. A few minutes later big sis comes out and apologizes and says her sister is an idiot and inexperienced. Just started a few days ago and I was her first customer to bar fine her, and that she was in training. Asked me if I was worried. I then asked her, "should I be?" no response. Younger sister comes out and starts kissing me. Shoos away big sis. Big sis asks for tip and storms out. Young sis asks me for my line and facebook. Stupidly give it to her. Asks me when I am going to be in Thailand again and says she needs a boyfriend.

Anyway, Whore #1, lets call her "Yuu" and whore #2 , lets call her "young sis" BOTH got knocked up. And BOTH perused child support.

Don't give Thai whores your contact info.

>>9398033
I went soft from laughing so hard.

>>9422768
use a fake facebook man

>>9400195
Sauce plz

>>9411243
Yeah.

Exactly one.

>>9402064
>>>/reddit/

>>9422800
one of the worst and most worthless webms I have ever seen
certainly among the bottom 5 if not the worst

>>9422852
Is it?

>>9421861
>ohhhh maaaan

>>9422711
>>9422732
>fucking thai whores without a condom

Your Sir is a mothefucking retard.

goddamn it, stop posting your fucking blog on a porn board, no one gives a shit

there's more text posts than file post for fuck's sake

>>9422045

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCFdpOMiCzs

>>9422045
https://www.playvids.com/v/E3_ngUGuSs3

>>9407023
woah hey that guys NEW?? haha lets get him boys!!! newbie newbie!!
>this is you right now

>>9423395
had the same fucking thought lmao

>>9422852
>when you're a porn webm connoisseur

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>>9409494
>132 replies with 24 images
doen't post anything

>>9399195
Lost

>>9418987
Ugh, right in the chest

>>9414117
You deserve thanks, thank you sir

>>9422768
so how are the trips back to Thailand?

Do you still blow inside of them?

>>9422732
do they think your their boyfriend now?

>>9403613
Me too. Short arms and small hands...looks like a woman on steroids.

This thread is perfect!

>>9415335
how can i find more...

>>9412754
5" looks massive when you're 5' tall