weirdest boner

>>9349233
oh what a nice program, so sad it's over

>>9349233
I'd like like her spit to replace my blood, cause why not

>>9349239
I've been looking for this since forever.

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You wish I was joking.

>>9350065
Shit day for her.

>>9349233
la patri le pone bruto a un muerto con esa cara de niña mala y esas piernas kilométricas, joder

>>9351151
Sauce?

>>9351188
>File: PatriciaConde.webm (1.46 MB, 640x360)
la verdad es q si

>>9349239
Source? Please

>>9351151
is lady kill?

>>9349233
Picking up or touching cats. I have no idea why. I'm not aroused, I don't to have sex with the cat, I'm not viewing the interaction as sexual, and yet a rock solid erection. As solid as it comes.

I just don't even. It has to stop.
It's time for this to stop.

>>9351444
your secretly a furry, you just don't know it yet

>>9349431
Nothing weird about that boner.She's the hottest ever and here she is young and fresh.

>>9349233
dafuq? story?

>>9351435
no, there's no shit.

>>9350065
I DO wish you were joking.

>>9350367

Holy shit. Why did that get me hard?

>>9350367
and here I am, rock solid. wtf.

>>9351151
More drowning

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>>9351618

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>>9351618

>>9351435
>>9351528
Also I'm pretty sure that dude would end up getting his fuckin' dick bit off.

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>>9351618
>>9351674
>>9351703

>>9351188
en inglés por favor

>>9351444
catkin. accept what you are

>>9351618
she dieded

>>9351494
she had a tv show. She wanted to hoax her guest and started to drool like an idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ZxOVWsECc

>>9351618
this kills the mouse

>>9351618
Thank you for posting

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3spooky5me

>>9351618
delicious

>>9351803
That is kinda spooky

>>9351618
inb4 the mouse claws through her digestive track

>>9351803
In bed trying to have a fap ffs. Now I'm to freaked out and lost my bjnner.
Gg wp rip

>>9351734
Patrice gives it bad to a dead man with a face like an evil child and legs that go on for many furlongs, oh bother!

if it's on youtube it can't be sexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Am6adI4Dyk

her twitch account was sacked for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4bmQUQyaS4

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>>9351618
was in der hölle?

>>9352202
Was zur Hölle?

>>9351491
who is she tho?

>>9352313
everyone will hate you now as you proved to be a newfag and her name is in the file name

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>>9352366
ah crap, forgot about it.

yep, kill me pls

>>9352492
>ah crap, forgot about it.
>tumblr in file name

You are a new fag, shoo

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>>9351803
whats the story behind?

>>9351618
what the hell ? is she a snake woman ?

>>9351618
But, why? Why would you? What is the? Am I? What?

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>>9351618

>>9349233
Is she retarded?

>>9351745
Now I know: She IS retarded!

>>9351618
>white "people"

>>9351741
>>9351618
source

>>9352629
>americans

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>>9352507

you people dont know nothing, she PLAYED retard in that show, it doesn't had nothing to do with the guest or something, it's just scripted

>>9351618
Dumbest bitch alive.

>>9351618
Why do I have a boner?

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anyone got sauce on her ?

>>9353114
how is it weir to get a boner from a nude woman?

>>9353114
Oh dear... sexy.

>>9353151
it's weird to get no boner from a mouse being eating by a girl

>>9353157
>thinks why i come to 4chan for 400

>>9353180
right?

>>9353157
I'm at half mast, and laughed so hard my chest hurt. No feels thread today, anon!

>>9353157
first time i look in the face while free boobs

>>9351552
>>9351560
You looked at her ass.
It's not like this shit is rocket science

>>9352819
How does eating a mouse make you dumb?
You don't seem like the brightest candle on the cake.

>>9353264
Not him, but in general mice are filthy, disease-ridden meatbags of bacteria. Moreso than the average animal, at least. Eating one raw is just begging for all sorts of fun gastro-intestinal adventures.

>>9353151
He forgot to mention that he's gay :^)

>>9351188
Shut up Miguel, and go back to mañolandia where you belong

>>9352627
That was the joke on that program, yes
It's crazy what some acting can do, right?

>>9351618
vorefags, not even once

>>9351618
feels like i should say thanks to her wtf

>>9353157
oh shit i know her!

>>9352534
hi plebbit

>>9351618
Jeez thats so 80's. y'all never seen V ?

>>9352629
>meanwhile africans getting ebola from eating rats and it's not even their fetish

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>>9351618
Yeah you win

>>9353157
Is she the same one who sang the look at my horse song?

>>9353157
Barney's Hot Crazy Scale has never been more useful

>>9352513
spooky indie movie advertisement.

>>9351618
sexy

>>9353157
Nothing gets my rocks off more than a bitch with sauce

>>9351618
Not doing anything for me. She's going to have to puke it up and eat it again couple times before actually chewing it. Fucking weak bitch trying to act hard.

>>9352165
lol

>>9351618
This disturbs me greatly. Thank you.

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really good 3D animated giantess vore

so much of it is bad 3D or real with green screen or obviously fake plastic people. I wish I knew where I can get more of this.

>>9350065
I don't suppose you have anymore?

>>9351618
It's weird 'cause she's really pretty and has a really pretty mouth and teeth. This is not the sort of behavior I expect from a pretty girl. But I can't stop watching it. Oh god, there's audio! =/

>>9353838
you have your fetishes damn straight

>>9352184
Christ bitch learn how to give head this is why you don't have a boyfriend.

>>9353157
She goes by Aella Girl, I can't find the actual video, but she has some other stuff if you search for a bit

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>>9353157
Aella's the queen of why boners. She's too "lol so randumb" but she has a good body

FUCK i didn't get to save the video with the lady eating the mouse, could someone link me that?

>>9352165
Man the fuck up

look at this. I hope the system now doesn't think it's spam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_8-_NoXml0

some one has more of the girl eating that mouse ...they have too!

>>9351188
>>9351380
go back to mexico you spicks

>>9353391
It``s just stupid and not a good joke!

>>9352513
>tfw you need to wear diapers because your rectum doesn't work anymore

>>9353739
this gif perfectly sums up an acid trip

>>9353887
>contemporary race relations.webm

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dressing/undressing

>>9353391
She says at the start it's a secondary effect of the treatment.
I didn't get what kind of treatment.

>>9352616
Yes, Leafy. She is retarded.

>>9354556
chris, how does it feel to be so bad at your job that you're reduced to spamming advertisement on 4chan in a desperate attempt to get customers (which you don't have)?

you've been spamming these adverts for a long time, chris
has anyone actually bought your overpriced sets? I'd guess that not many have, and certainly not anyone from here, so I'm wondering why do you even bother
obviously nobody gives a shit about your "work"

>>9351803
source?

>>9351674
>>9351703
>>9351723

what was it?

>>9355612
guys reply to me with a shocking gif, ill delete this post in a few minutes.

>>9356293
M
O
D
SODM

>>9355612
girl dress as cat swallowing a live mouse

>>9355612
You are mom sucking my're dick.

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>>9356293

>>9351739
C-Can't.

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gets me hard every time

>>9356525
I can understand this one

>>9353385
>>9354421
>Mexicans don't have internet access in Mexico

>>9351444
Holy fuck this actually happens for me. It's the worst because I have 4 cats

>>9351444
what the fuck me too
especially when the cats nuzzle/tuck their head against my neck
do you think it's because of the affection they're showing you?

>>9351560
>>9351552

Woman + creaking bed springs = Sex = Boner

Pavlovian shit.

>>9356293
what the fuck man

>>9356952
source?

>>9356960

The Neon Demon

>>9356995
Yeah, still need to get around to watching that.

>>9356293
not shocking at all

>>9350367
Do comfy i popped a boner

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>>9356293

guys reply to me with a shocking gif, ill delete this post in a few minutes.

this is what the post was.

>>9356525
Harder than that punish

>>9349994
>>9351406
watch?v=X4I35jierKk&

>>9356525
I was just watching this set yesterday holy shit

>>9356525
fuck Plup

>>9357876
hahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck

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>>9351444
You're touching a pussy, I don't see the problem here.

Checked.

>>9356293
thats fucked dude

>>9357876
That's fucking funny

>>9356952
omg diamond

>>9357876
I think he's saying goodbye to the cheetah. There's another video where he comes back to visit after a year and the cheetah runs fast as fuck to see him.

>>9350367
made me sad.
reminded me of my last girlfriend. she loved her bed and being comfy

>>9354568
Kek

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>>9351803
Straight up: Didn't even notice the fucking book until she ran off screen from it

>>9349239
>>9349233
thats not weird, its fucking hot.

>>9353114
>Superior Powerful White Genes
>Literally nothing sexier

I just came on my belly

>>9349233
Stomach acid, if you know what I mean.

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>>9353157
>On a boner thread
>Naked woman on vid
>Doesn't say a word
>Fall in love with her personality

What fucking witchcraft is this?

>>9353887
This has been my fetish for a while now. Absolutely NO FUCKING IDEA where it came from. That scene in Futurama where Leerg nearly eats Leela is my no.1 tho.

>>9360591
His name is Lrrr. Omicronian names don't have vowels

>>9351598
Y

>>9354568
IDubbz pls

>>9360600
Bollocks, you're right. Sorry bout' that.

>>9354442
Sounds hot desu.

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>>9349233

>>9352513
sauce? this is nice

>>9356952
confirmed: boner of shame

>>9356525
it is weird that Plup didn't have a smirk on his face like always

>>9356525
yeeeeeeeeeees

>>9354421
he is a spaniard.
if someone is talking spanish and says JODER, its more than likely from spain.

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>>9362980

>>9360555
>fell in love with dime a dozen i'm so randumb personality
>not with the perfect body and traditional beauty
Stop lying.

>>9361418
>having a fat negro daughter

>>9351745

I've heard this explained so many different ways. SHE is the host of the show not the guy? And she's only PRETENDING to have a drooling problem?

>>9354428
>!
UNDER AGE

>>9362980
that's a nipple

>>9356952
well looks like i got new fetish

>>9353157
I came

>>9362980
I don't really find that exciting. Breasts are great, and I've got nothing against lactation fetishes, but all I see is an infant feeding.

>>9350367
I want that ass
Like, really badly

:(

>>9357876

Oh god the way the cheetah squats on his dick. he lifts his knees cuz he knows he's going to get hard.

there's this comic I read where a human and furry fall in love. So hot.

>>9361418
Wasn't Hillary against Trans people or gay people?

>>9363995
She is against or for anything that the polls tell her to be the popular position

>>9363010
sauce plz.

>>9351444

HOLY CRAP ME TOO

>>9351552
>>9351560

>woman
>boner

I know right, so weird, it's not even SFM furry futa anal prolapse.

>>9354568
Kek

>>9363650
yes she is the host https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patricia_Conde

>>9363995
Yeah, this guy's right >>9364042. She goes back and forth on her opinions all the time based on how she thinks she should act. But i'll still take that any day over a man that doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks, boldly lies a very large portion of the time, demonstrates a dangerous racial bias, mocks mentally/physically handicapped people, already has the rest of the world hating him, and he is remarkably offensive to women in general. Im no feminist by any means but I'm alarmed that no one has put him in check about his remarks.

>>9356525
Wtf is that shit?

>>9351803
So what's the movie?

>>9351803
Would still fuck her.

>>9364669
Kys newfag

>>9351188
speak american, culero

>>9349233
that little squint she does with her eyes at 00:04 is so attractive to me

>>9351444
I had the same thing when I was younger. It'll pass.

>>9364319
Took 30 seconds. It's from Outlander.

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>>9356293
>110% not ok

>>9363825
>soft warm vibrating thing sits on your dick

if you don't get hard you have problems.

>>9356525

Ayy semi professional player here ama

>>9351444
It's toxoplasmosis. No joke.

>>9363170
the shit must flow. but at the same time, that's how you know it's real.

>>9367540
why do you take a stupid child's party game so seriously when there exist real fighter games

>>9367618
because super smash is better than whatever trash "real fighter games" you like to play

>>9356525
this one is way fucking better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG1aCSdSnS8

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>>9354556
Fuck off Chris this is getting sad, this isn't even the rite kinda thread are you fucking retard m8?

>>9367773
99% chance you wouldn't even care about what was going on in this vid if you didn't hear the crowd and read the comments

>>9364640
>CTR browses /gif/ on lunch break
I agree though, Donald Trump is literally Adolf Hitler... Literally.

>>9351188
Más razón que un santo, coño!

>>9363170
Aids for everyone!

>>9367920
Nah, Hitler had a sense of style, not the best but he had one, Trump is just all gold all the time, and it's fucking garish.

>>9356952

wow......

>>9367910
it's pretty obvious if you aren't an idiot and have touched a street fighter game ever

>>9350065
>The mods are okay with this, but if she were to touch the horses cock, it would be an instant ban
Wew..

>>9353157
You can just tell she does theater.

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>>9349233
>Be me
>Jerking
>Was about to nut
>Going through mutitab porn videos
>Lil bit high too
>It's coming
>I cringe with pleasure
>Click other tab at same time
>Oh shit...
>Mfw I just busted to a mantis eating a black widow

>>9356525
came

>>9363825
You mean TwoKinds?

>>9361418
>supposed to be a fap thread (even weird one)
>ppl on video are clearly underaged
Interesting video, but taken in context of fapping material this is forbidden here. Sorry to point that!

>>9351151 Wenona

>>9370111
It's obviously only Donald Trump who you are supposed to fap to in this vid.
GTFO weirdo !

>>9361418
Why would Hillary approve a pro-Trump video?

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>>9356293
This is not alright anon

>>9353157
was this a ylyl thread?

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>>9353114
>Weird

Nothing weird about women with perfect bodies.

>>9370069
yes love that comic

>>9349233
>used to watch that show back then
>just for her
>and the bantz
Fuck you, Telecinco, and that humongous faggot "mermelada"
It's unbelievable how the al-andalusian audience watch their jew media gossip like crack.
Shame on you.
This one, she probably gagged all over vasile's junk to get a spot at their network after that show went to shit. Just like that other slut who jumped ship after they got copyright sued.

>>9349233
i just want to grab hold of her greasy hair and french kiss her

>>9355612
desuarchive.org

>>9351444
look up toxoplasmosis

>>9361418
this is dumb, if they did a video where it says what trump would do to spics and niggers he would win np

>>9372646
sign
i would bang

>>9363170
Chocolate rain;
Some stay dry and others feel the pain.

>>9356525
ayyy lmao

>>9368424

Seriously, it's like not understanding what's so special about those Smash Bros videos

>>9371809

It is nao

>>9351151
I think his fishing tehcnique and bait is quite adequate for this this ooccasion

>>9353157
>>9354108
>>9354186
>googles all of her stuff
>she's doing literal comedy porn
>laugh and jack my dick off for an hour

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>>9356293

>>9363995
And you think Trump is pro? Lel.

>>9363825
>>9366025
Kys please, PLEASE - for humanity.

>>9349233
>>9349239
>>9349431
>>9350065
>>9350367
>>9351151
>>9351803
>>9352513
>>9353114
>>9353157
>>9353887
>>9354186
>>9354556
>>9356952
>>9356952
>>9363170
>>9363493
>>9367875
>>9372646
>for some reason

>>9375052
nice reddit-tier comment

>>9351803
This legitimately scared the shit out of me

>>9361418
I have a daughter and yes it is.

>>9367576
What the fuck is that?

>>9353740
yes

>>9353157
is this what happens when women try to be funny?

>>9356952
name ofmovie ?

>>9349233
Lmao what is this from?

>>9356313
AWWW fuck someone posted it and I missed it!

>>9357843
thanks mate

>>9356293
Are the mods going to delete this fucking post?
It's seriously fucked, dude...

>>9377344
Spain, it's an humour show. Actually it was pretty good. Her name is Patricia Conde

>>9372646
Holy shit source

>>9372646
Holy crap google is actually working with webm now, and she has a 60 minute video, too bad it's not higher quality.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55cecc3b7c131

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>>9349233

>>9356358
kek

>>9353157
i do weird shit too

>>9372646
>>9372646
cristinabella on chaturbate.

>>9379276
now walk through that

>>9356525
not a fighting game

>>9350367
sauce plz

>>9373354
ALL OF YOUR TELEVISION IS CLICKBAIT GARBO WITH STACKED WOMEN, WHY DO YOU CARE?
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY BLAME THE JEWS

>>9351674
>>9351723
>>9351734
Does anyone have it? Desuarchive is a piece of shit and /gif/ doesn't have any other archives.

>>9354568
heyyy, that's moderately adequate

>>9357876
this isn't a You Love You Lose thread

>>9374884
my fucking sides

>>9356293
jesus...

>>9354568
>Leafy
>didn't say ffffffuck-eeeen

>>9364669
Autists playing a party game

>>9356621
Explain mexican threads in /b/ then.

>>9367540
whats your tag? money match?

>>9351444
Same here but kids

>>9354442
Assholes don't work like that you fucktarded nigger licker.

>>9350065
Epic

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>>9374091
Kek

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>>9349233

>>9356733
this happens to me sometimes too and I really just think its because of how desperate for affection am.

>>9379842
>HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY BLAME THE JEWS
Isn't getting blamed for everything sort of their schtick?

>>9379276
those mach diamonds...make me diamonds...kek

>>9351491
(15)

>>9380080
It was a webm of a girl with cat ears eating a live mouse. Possibly caught the bubonic plague in doing so.

>>9349233
>>9349239
this is strangely cute. And indeed strangely hot.

>>9377344
The show's name was "Sé lo que hicisteis".
She was actually the host.

>>9379276
And this is why NASA needs MORE funding!

>>9352170
>oh bother

I like you!

>>9356525
mangoPog

>>9352513
At first I thought that something had gotten stuck inside there and she was just trying to get it out.
And then she got out the lower part of her rectum...

>>9367664
region? tag?

>>9354556
WHO IS SHE, PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!

>>9380506
True. HOWEVER there are still problems associated with exaggerated anal play. While it doesn't apply to the specific webm in question, for example the insertion of overly large objects, as seen in this WEBM, can lead to a temporal reduction of the rectal passage's sensitivity to stimuli such as the urge to defecate, since the rectum's stretch receptors can be momentarily desensitized. This still doesn't necessarily lead to fecal incontinence and, as I have already mentioned, is usually a temporary condition. It can still last up to several days, mind you.

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>>9385039
forgot webm

>>9356293
>in a few minutes

>>9356952
>she spits inside the mouth of the corpse
>the webm cuts before that
why

>>9354421
>mexico
>is an actual spaniard
american education, everyone

>>9362109
What. Mexicans DON'T use "joder"? What do they say instead?

>>9367584
True. You can see that she rinsed beforehand, but probably some residues of liquified shit must've remained in some crack or fold of her rectum.
There ARE however girls that can get it completely clean quite effortlessly. At least that was my experience: I once had a girlfriend that had no issues whatsoever getting her rectum very very clean. she must've had perfect shits or something because I could basically go in with no further preparation and not even have as much as a smudge on my dick.
Another ex of mine, however, seemed to have an endless reservoir of fecal matter in her rectum and as soon as I got a single finger inside her, I would feel the tip of turd somewhere.

>>9351803
I tink it was REC something if anyone is wondering

>>9380506
Lol rectum reconstruction surgery disagrees.

>>9363043
Kek this.

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This girl is just so cute it gets my cock hard.

>>9353725
this doesn't happen btw

don't die on me thread, please!

>>9385092
god this gets me so hard, source?