Murder, suicides and death

>>9341070
Thats some fucked up country right there.

I'd just like him to be shot in the head desu

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This is like when I overcook my pizza rolls

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This is a suicide, supposedly

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That's all I got. Post something you fuckers. I need some ISIS executions for my collection.

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>>9341206
anon asks, anon gets

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>>9341206
Bonus

No story involved in dialog, the dead guy just says something like he did nothing and the knife guy says "Eh?, give it to him give it to him", *shg shg shg shg shg* rip

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>>9341206
More ISIS

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>>9341147
I have an update for your webm

>>9341383
>>9341147

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That's how you do it

>>9341390

What kind of rifle is this?

When we'll get qt girls hanged, choked to death or strangled? I'd even settle for a head shot with a small caliber gun so the bullet doesn't damage the face and doesn't leave too much blood or grey matter around.

>>9342605
Slug from a shotgun bruh

>>9342692
Kill yourself

>>9342692
kill yourself

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Bamp

>>9341076
lost my dad to an officer like this, he grabbed his baseball bat within seconds of having a flashlight and gun pointed in his face.

he thought the cop was a robber and tried to protect my mom


i miss my dad.

>>9343176
Bullshit, law enforcers identify themselves before entering

>>9343184
my dad was in deep rem sleep and he was disoriented from being woken up abruptly

>>9341196
Try to kill other people or the police, the police kill you, try to kill yourself, police make damned sure you're taken back alive.

Moral of the story, hurt other people.

>>9343184
no knock warrants

>>9343158
That is one of my worst fears... That someone comes in and does something crazy so you have to flee but they are only half done with your haircut... Keeps me up a night man!

>>9341606
that's seriously much more disturbing than any of the bloody stuff

>>9343184
At best, you get 2-3 seconds of ten different people all yelling at the same time before they kick down your door and flashbang your shit. It might technically count as identifying themselves in advance, but nobody subjected to that at 4 AM is going to have any idea what the hell is going on.

>>9343295
u made me laugh, maybe i suck your dick?

>>9343359
Well you are kind of a slut aren't u?

>>9341121
Creepy.

>>9341606
Jam

>>9341172
Jason Bourne?

>>9341196
He turns into Ricky Bobby there for a bit.

>>9341606
More funny than creepy

>>9343367
it's a trap lad

Op, the world would be a better place without having to showcase this shit.

I know I'm talking to deaf ears here, but nobody needs to see this shit. If it weren't for venues such as this,fucks like ISIS wouldn't feel the need to make Ultra High Def 4k videos of shooting people in the face with shotguns.

The world is a worse place because of terrorism and ISIS and the like but it's just as worse a place because people make the choice to watch it.

Come on, man. Pick a better road for yourself.

</faggotry>

>>9343496
Black Joe I'll probably get roasted for this but I agree. Glorifying and romanticising murder is sickfuckery and does humanity no favours.

>>9343496
I'm pretty sure ISIS doesn't make those videos because of 4chan mate.

>>9341168
sauce on the ass please

>>9341196
must have been that new galaxy phone

>>9341606
go up to the roof dumbass

>>9341121
a sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down

>>9341196
Fuck I saw that..

>>9343176
why were they even there?

>>9341076
Is that an SVT

>>9341121
BRAZILL!!!

>>9341606
>people literally watching you try to off yourself
>no one stops you, even asks you what you're doing
I probably wouldn't have changed my mind either. Fuck people.

>>9341070
Fuck my country

>>9341147
Cameraman: "Go ahead pajuo ( kinda like dumbass), finish that cocksucker.

Some guy: "No, bring him up here"

Cameraman: "Rigth here, they're gonna snitch"

Snitch 1: "No man i won't snitch i swear it for my life i won't snitch i swear to you."

Cameraman: "Metele, Metele, Metele ( proceed to stab him in the chest) let's go.

i <3 Venezuela.

>>9343176
Unlike most of the assholes on here, I'm sorry for your loss.

>>9341206
off duty cop?

>>9343431

its from a comedy show called jam

>>9344925
>jam
one of the greatest shows ever

>>9343176
yeah ill take "things that never happened" for 200 bob
i'll also take the bonus "too convenient given the subject matter"

>>9344955
Holy fuck. Well if that's not just the worst way to die I don't know what is.

>>9343496
>hurr durr desensitization iz bad cuz my liberal arts teacher told me

>>9343176
i'll take shit that never happened for 500 please

>>9341606
That's pretty messed up.

>>9341380
They really are stepping up with the production of their vids.

>>9343822
"I didnt watch the video but I'm still going to share my moronic opinion"

>>9344411
it's your choice. other people need to respect that and leave you be.

>>9343352
"I've never interacted with cops in my life"

>>9343519
is what way is this thread glorifying and romanticizing murder? do you even know what those words mean? how's your liberal arts class going?

>>9341070
Why would you record this lmao

>>9341606
>they help him up the stairs to kill himself rather than calling the police or something
What
the
actual
fuck

>>9345358
Never mind it's a comedy show. That's why it didn't make sense.

>>9344955
Looks like fun.

>>9341606
>
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEERRRRRRRRR

>>9344308
YES IT WAS, DAMN

>>9341147
>translating Chilean ebonics
Yeah, good luck with that

>>9341172
Where all the blood? These are shots to vital organs and they are wearing white.

>>9343184
>>9343176
this happened to me once, was asleep at 4am and cop bust into my room yelling at me~ took me a good 30 seconds to realize what was happening. sorry for your loss, I hope the state gave your family a lot of money

>>9341121
didnt think he'd do that last gasp

>>9341384
360noscop

>>9341172
Score of five before he was taken down. Pretty good, most people get rushed after just one.

>>9342692
Kill yourself like this guy did >>9341606

>>9341606
"He said he wanted to jump forty times off the first floor balcony rather than straight off the top of a tall building. In case he...decided to change his mind at any point. Well clearly...he didn't..."

>>9345727
I laughed.

>>9345609
>>9345609
>>9345611
>>9345611

HO LY SHEEET.

Worse than 2 guys one hammer.

>>9342692
Because the world is full of ugly fat landwhales and retarded guys like yourself who are a waste of oxygen, whereas cute girls are much less common, so why would anyone want them killed?

>>9341147
>>9341147
>>9341390
>>9341390


Well at least we can learn something scienfitic from these videos.

>>9343158
How'd you'd like your hair cut?
>Full of holes
I got you.

>>9341384
i bet that camo cost him 599 station cash

>>9345611
lol that music in the background.

>>9341380
K I N O
I
N
O

>>9345609
>>9345611
Wow, that's brutal.
It seems almost like Mexican gangs are competing with muslim fanatics and always trying to step up each other with their executions. Muslims indeed have a better production quality though.

>>9345609
>>9345611
is he alright?

>>9341373
Why didn't they kill the fourth guy?

>>9341121

Goodbye macaco

>>9341606
Is that Chris Morris

>>9343176
Maybe your dad shouldn't have broken the fucking law.

>>9346030

Looks like it.

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Somebody already posted these in another thread (heavy af)
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>>9345270
that's one of their older vids

>>9343496
Solution: don't come to these threads, nigger

>>9345609
>>9345611
>Clinton supporters want these guys on their side of the border

>>9346308
That was Brasil acrually, not Mexico. They speak portuguese in the video.

>>9346362
Didn't someone say puta? It's spanish.

>>9345609
>>9345611
jesus fucking christ

>>9346040
>sell some weed
>die

go fuck yourself fucking cunt

>>9346380
Nobody said pendeho, so it's not sphanish. Trust me, I'm a spik expert.

>>9346400
Don't break the law and a cop won't break down your door and kill you. Pretty simple really.

>>9345609
>>9345611
Holy fuck...brutal

>>9341168
he's ok; his head is protected

>>9344955
Can't imagine that Road Rash afterwards.

>>9345609
I gotta give the dude props. He refused to die.

>>9346417
the reasons behind isis killings are pretty fair if you put it like that, just dont do what they says wrong and or they can do what ever they like to you. theyre just enforcing their laws right? asshole.

>>9346535
Mah daddy wuz a gud mane he din du nuffins he woz juss sellin dat dank kush 2 keedz yo

>>9345609
Whats going on wont load

>>9341384
>>9341373
>>9341380
why the fuck do they have to have HD cameras now

>>9344991
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

>>9346591
dude with his face skinned off, hands cut off and massive spike in his throat is getting knifed in the neck with a box cutter all while conscious and making disturbing gargling sounds/screams

>>9346610
Jesus, makes you wounder what he did

>>9346610
>>9346626
yeah, I'd quite like some backstory. Seems extremely unlikely we'll get any.

>>9341070
LAM is fucked up. Real medievil tribe in a country.

>>9346628
Yeah, i gues informer or rival gang..

>>9341384
Jesus that nick on his leg must have hurt like fuck. Looks like it got his femoral artery too going that deep. Damn.

>>9341121
did they puncture both his lounges?

>>9341196
lol everytime he goes inside the car.

>>9341076
story?

>>9343189
B-b-b-b-bullshit

>>9346362
>>9346408
They are speaking spanish
>"Como lo va cortar?"

>>9343184
So if I'm a burglar I could just shout "police!" before kicking down your door and expect zero resistance? Good to know.

>>9345832
>Watching some guy being brutally murdered
>LOL'd out loud at the music

When the last song came on.. can't remember the name one of the guys started whistling.

>>9347107
Funky Town

>tfw i listen to happy music while on this threads

>>9341606
Pretty sure this is a skit from chris morris's JAM

>>9343496

Trying to dissuade people to look away from the deepest darkest parts of the world is like trying to dissuade water from being wet.

Can I dissuade you from wasting your breathe?

>>9345611
can someone1 speak that nonsense i wana know what they are saying

>>9341390

Is it strange that because of the slow motion and the high production I have a hard time believing this stuff is even real?

The way the eyes bulge out, and the entire head balloons up just seems too cartoony and make me wonder if these terrorists are just building props to make themselves look tough.

>>9345611
is he fucking whistling to the song in the end

>>9347353
these peeps give no fuks

>>9345609
>>9345611
This is fucking hardcore and cruel but,
>shitskin
>mexico
Nothing of value was lost, also how was he still alive, he is a shitskin but god damn it just end him

>>9346417
OK Sheeple.

always thought south africa(where i live) was hardcore but fuck mexico got it going on , mayby this shit happens here but we cant afford cameras and shit.

>>9346610
the stick is in his mouth, so he doesn't scream

>>9345998
They did, hes head just didnt explode.

>>9341121
When was this? I live here in Brazil and don't recall ever hearing of it until now

>>9347327
Do understand that real flesh actually pretty stretchy and elastic?

>>9341606
where is this from?

>>9343184
You see a lot of tv faggot.

>>9345609
>>9345611
Fucking hell, I've seen some shit while lurking 4chan the past 8 years but that's fucking horrifying.

>>9345330
>how's your liberal arts class going?

You're telling me conservative arts class teaches you that murder is good? Probably not.

>>9346114
l almost can hear the "HEADSHOT"

>>9345611
How the fuck is he not dead at that point?

>>9341076
that was my coworker's nephew, his dad called the cops to get him out of the house and he ran at them with a knife. He told me the story, the day after. The dad now blames him self.

>>9349363
>How the fuck is he not dead at that point?

Drugs.