Lets get rekt

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Yes that's a bone

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Most likely Brazilian gangsters

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Last new one.

>>9327377
I salute you sir, that was beautiful

>>9327346
jesus christ man thanks for all of these

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Next batch are still fairly new, last couple of weeks, but I've posted before.

>>9327693
Why though?

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>>9327714
Workplace dispute was the only info.

>>9327360
goddam mexico sucks, dont let your fucking kids see that shit
>>9327346
goddam dont let your horse wobble around on its broken nubs, shoot that shit

>>9327729
The earbuds of DOOM.

>>9327355
He's got the weirdest boner

>>9327675
why is he selling loaded guns?

>>9327679


That is the craziest shit I've ever seen hands down. He fucking pickpockets the guards gun, manages to hide it whole he cocks it, then shoots his way out.

What the fuck.

>>9327704
Holy fuck. Just imagine a time when people fought with swords and spears and there were battlefields full of people fucked up like him.

>>9327675
That is exactly why you treat every gun as if its a loaded gun...

>>9327729
In the very last second, she knew she fucked up.

>>9327911
There was speculation in the Ukrainian media that he was a professional hired to hit the owners of the shop.
Seems feasible watching him.

>>9327913
Exactly. That's why people were a lot tougher/saner back in medieval times, they understood life and death up close and didn't have time for all the mental illness and faggotry you get these days

>>9327729

No reproducing for you! huehue

>>9327380
I thought Asians were supposed to be smart.

>>9327998
They weren't any tougher or saner, nobody cared about whether some bumfuck peasant had PTSD or shit.

>>9327875
Why don't you take out the clip and rack the slide?

There is no safety against idiocy.

>>9327998
>actually being this autistic

>>9327990


That's the most professional hitman I've ever seen in that case. He was an excellent pistol fighter, always keeping the firearm out of grabbing hands and hitting nearly every target perfectly without aiming. (everyone was one shot kills except one, he had to tag that balding guy 3 times I think)

>>9328224
Is that the middle-east?

>>9328086
I think mentally ill people just didn't survive long back then, so past a certain age probably everyone was saner

>>9327382
Fucking kek, his cry is so melodic

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>>9328286
Geographically no, but demographically and culturally its almost indistinguishable.

>>9328468
Really? Looks like the middle-east to me

>>9327693
Holy shit he went berserk. He breaks the first fucking cleaver on her head!

>>9328468
What happened here?

>>9327355
That's the biggest boner I've seen on a Jamaican.

>>9328302
>I think mentally ill people just didn't survive long back then
dude take off your nostalgia goggles. crazy people were just as common back then except they had no actual science or medicine to deal with it. they had kings who were fucking insane. read up on charles the 6th. i mean obviously people were probably acquainted with death and violence in a way they aren't today, that doesn't mean they were any more sane though.

>>9328069
>Asians
They're African black. Read the file name.

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>>9328498
Christians in "France" praying in the street (a very rare sight as this would usually end in them getting attacked) Melanin enriched man walks by playing obnoxious music on his phone. He walks back up to them, bald christian man stands up and puts a quick end to his blasphemous rudeness. Melanin Man's head is turned into gumbo, no fucks given.

>>9327724
Let it rip!

>>9328525
If that ain't a pagan sacrifice I'm not a primordial god of Blood.

>>9328286
Place de la Republique, France

>>9327679
That guy must be a pro

>>9327698
Jeez

>>9328525
>a very rare sight as this would usually end in them getting attacked

stop saying shit

>>9328663
my sides

>>9327373
>He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next?

>>9328656
Driving in Russia is like an everyday death-defying stunt. Such adrenaline.

>>9328672
Did they live?

>>9328672
Well it's a dangerous job, but we already knew that.

>>9327683
wall wins

>>9328656
I cant believe he actually got out alive..anyway..who drives with such speed on a snowy road..?

>>9327687
wow holy shit granpa got some moves.

>>9328781
thats fucking too far, someone get the mods

>>9328781
i would have no problem with the girl being euthanized.

>>9328525
That's bullshit. I've seen it with audio and there's no music to be heard at all. The guy just attacks him.

>>9328672
the suit did fucking nothing

>>9328776
This is fake lad

>>9327382
SAMPLING THAT SHIT

>>9328770
"funny" thing about this one is that the victim lived and the guy that set him on fire died, at least that's what I remember

>>9328775
Ruskies.

>>9328097
>Clip

>>9328675
I love the wipers being turned on.

>>9328915
It's why we can't have nice things.

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>>9328781
Way better with music.

>>9328781
That guy killing that whole group of dudes in cold blood is one thing, but this is just sick.

>>9327693
The new season of hell's kitchen looks pretty exciting.

>>9327360
BOMBOKLAAAAAAAAA

>>9327714
cuz chinks

I don't know how some people enjoy with this stuff.

>>9328112
Shit, if he is autistic, that has nothing to do with his post. He is right. When you see violence every day, you develope respect for it and become polite.
In the US our "wild west" had a crime rate lower than Greenlands, because they knew everyone had a gun.

>>9328656
>no initial-d music playing
wtf is wrong with you?

>>9328781
Lmao is she literally autistic? She throws a tantrum when someone takes her toy away.

>>9329046
why are you comparing crime to greenland of all places? what the fuck

>>9328515
Another example would be Charles II of Spain, he was super inbred.

>>9328663
pure gold. LMAO

>>9327675
>american cops

>>9328525
they have a forklift ready to pick up all the dead bodies

>>9329093
Its a low crime country... right?

>>9327687
Young dude had to let the local mafia boss otherwise they would've burnt his house down

>>9327998
War and death was an integral part of life back in those days. People died from disease and injury all the time. And the kings and lords were at constant war. There was almost always someone to fight. So people were just more accepting of death and violence. It was just the way it was.

>>9327693
>THIS CHICKEN IS FUCKING RAW, DIANE

>>9328672
lol all the fuckwits taking vids for FB got fucked up

>>9328675
How are they so chilled

>>9327687
That is so cool!

>>9328069
Yes, and he did the smart thing.

>>9327875
i don't get it either

>>9327913
It was a bloody hell!

>>9327675
so that's how those black people keep getting shot

>>9329080
She's trying to antagonize the cop into arresting her on camera for propaganda purposes, but when it just bats the balloon away she does decides to take a soccer dive and overdoes it, making a fool of herself.

>>9327973
Yeah, you can see it in her face, it`s a
really big place

>>9327679
Thats some sleeper agent shit

>>9327675
Thin blue IQ line

>>9329118
Yeah they are well prepared

>>9328808
dont lie on the internet bro have u no manners

>>9327683
Wall one, man zero...

>>9328525
I didnt know, bulls dont like beer! :-)

>>9327679
>Jason Bourne Deleted Scene

>>9327373
>Public Schools

>>9328115
dumb as fuck, but at least they were able to settle shit without shooting each other.

>>9327675
Someone is getting sued.

>>9327360
"Motherfucker, see you all in hell"
Damn.

>>9329206
looks more like she gets pepper sprayed or hit in the face with something

>>9327875
im sure he was investigated and fined for any loaded weapons

>>9328656
His voice is so fucking calm I can't believe it.

>>9328663
My sides are docking with the ISS now.

>>9329451
This is wrong.

>>9328672
I get that the point of the suit is mostly for sort of far away shrapnel protection but seriously what is even the fucking point of the time where it's decided whether it blows up or not is when they have the explosive inches away from their face.

>>9327687

Dayme, Grandpapi got dem hands niggy!

>>9327710
Venezuela

>>9327687
damn thats actually impressive

good job old dude

>>9328820
It contained his broken body

>>9327369
that thud

>>9327990
>steal their gun and shoot them with it
why did he choose this particular plan

>>9327693
co-worker, nice and chopped

>>9327698
et tu, jose

>>9327500
i saw it with sound. you can hear air, blood and guts coming out of those holes

>>9327998
>didn't have time for all the mental illness and faggotry
they had religion and they took it very seriously for the reasons mentioned

>>9328781
Having feathered her nest, the female is ready to be fertilized and lay her eggs, which she indicates with her alluring mating song

>>9329831
oops

>>9328780
She took 50 lmaoooo

>>9327729
How loud does your music have to be to not hear a fucking train horn right next to you.

>>9328770
Does anyone know any more info on this? Where did it happen and why?

>>9328115
Gets the sense knocked out of him,then passenger puts him back in the drivers seat!

>>9329022
you can't even tell if they're asian dumbass

>>9328675
Vee vill take zee reever,tis faster vay

>>9329896
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3711371/Video-shows-moment-Albanian-dialysis-patient-kills-three-setting-hospital-ward-fire.html

>>9329451
maybe if you watched it once from the moon through lead glasses you absolute moron

>>9329831
SAUUUCEEE

>>9327675
To be fair you shouldn't be handing people loaded guns. But then again he did point it at bystanders, place his finger in the barrel, had his finger on the trigger, had the safety off, and probably numerous other safety violations.

>>9329848
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

>>9328468
France?

>>9328781
He just hit that poor balloon like that. Fuck dude. Fuck you anon.

>>9328780
We will need women like this in the west soon.

>>9329882
It's not as obvious as you might think. That's why they tell you for every rail crossing: Stop. Look. Listen.

>>9328672
Counter terrorists win

>>9329837
>47
Noice

>>9328875
no the victim died and so did the guy who set him on fire,and 2 other people

>>9327687
They didn't coddle you in the 40's. Numale boxer gets rekt.

>>9327728
it´s a fucking sport, accidents can happen you fucking idiot. Under that logic, kids shouldn´t see sport races and stuff like that. Fucking moron

>>9329831
sauce?

>>9329748
Shitty guess: he needed to kill 2-3 or maybe all of these guys and this was efficient way of getting them in same place at the same time

>>9328675
This is great. I'm not that fluent in Russian but it's still hilarious
>"so we will swim"
>"we will swim"
>"where will we swim, though?"

>>9327380
>suicide
>jumps like a little bitch

Dude, at least kill yourself with style

>>9327704
Hey, buddy. Need a hand?

>>9328224
rag-doll physics study piece

>>9328656

Don't speed in snow, snow tires or not. Idiots.

>>9328768

hahahahahaaaaaa

>>9327693
>i wish i could do webms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lco9Ki-5qfQ

>>9330266
He's talking about how there are kids with parents near a suicidal guy in a HV power line. You take. Your kids. Away from that.

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>>9328097
>clip

I agree with the sentiment, but dude

>>9330443
>fellow /k/ommando detected

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>>9328525
>chicago bulls shirt

>>9328656
Fucking hell... I hope that motherfucker driving on the wrong side died in an accident real soon.

>>9328768
Where is that? Reminds me of kiev

>>9328656
>vsio harasho

like it was nothing

>>9327380
I'd kill myself too if I was in Uganda

>>9327675
Hard to tell if that's a real cop too, could just be a security guard from the shitty looking uniform.

>>9328957
That moustache!
That body!

IS THIS OBELIX?

>>9327698
That's some cultural relativism right there.

>>9327715
Are those prisoners or prison guards?

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>>9329882
Stupid people, really loud music.
Something similar happened when I was younger.
Dumb cunt almost walked under the bus.
I yanked her by her hood, so she fell back on her ass.
It was winter, so she had buds and mufflers over them, and she was fucking texting while walking.
Anyway she starts screaming WTF, why did you do that.
Then her mouth opens when she notices she is almost on the street.
Some old lady says to her: This young man saved your life, he's your hero!
And the stupid cunt just jumped up and run away from the direction she came.
No interview in local media.
No celebratory hj.
Not even simple thanks, just bolts away.

Should have let her remove herself from the genepool.

>>9328656
"holy fuck! hold my vodka comrade! i got this!"

>>9330564
always kek at this

>>9330237
I'm guessing the old fart was some old boxer too.
The young shit underestimated him, even through after he dodged his first jab like a champ he should have known better.
Then after first two hits he probably though to himself something along "You think this is serious? I'll show you". You can on his face he's angry.
And then he jumps in and grandad just counters with full force on his face.

>>9330266
He was talking about the suicide when he mentioned the kids though thats why it was reply to another clip. Are you retarded?

>>9330564
She should have at least buffed your fucking pickle, man.

>>9328776
>Son what the fuck happened to you?
>I got hammered in the metro because i was chewing seeds
#justjapanthings

>>9327683

I fought the wall and the wall won

>>9330036
That's a high school in Sonoma California

>>9328525
Damn... spilled his beer. This, children, is why you should not fuck with nature.

>>9328780

She is so fucking cute.

>>9328776
this would make a great superhero movie

>>9328783
What the hell is going on?

>>9327679
>
people in this thread a retarded, the story is: a guy shoplifts some batteries from an ucranian store, guards notice this, wanna bust his balls, turns out he is carying weapon without a license, lets bust his balls some more, call the cops, the duy doesnt wanna get caught, shoots them all, tries to erase the security camera video, fails, runs away, the news were posted 2 days after this happened and he hasnt been caught as of that moment(probably never will cause it Ucraine). So no, he didnt steal the gun from the guard, shop guards probably dont have a gun at all there

>>9327369
He says (in spanish):
...in hell.
He's gonna jump!
He's gonna jump!
He jumps.
Sadly, he did it.
See you in hell, little nigger (literal).
See you in hell...

>>9329783
>guts
>coming out of the head

>>9327698
Did he died?

>>9328770
>thephantompainprologue.webm

>>9330738
He never said that.

The jumping guy says "See you in hell".

And the narrator only says that "sadly, he dit it" He never says anything about little niggers.

>>9330738
He says "bajo el grito" not "negrito"

>>9327693
Story?

>>9330749
nah man, He stood up and rekt those scrubs

>>9329772
Underrated

>>9327784
kek

>>9329831
i'd like a lil sauce on this

He actually pepper sprayed her while taking the balloon away. watch real close. hes holding the can and sprays for just a fraction of a second. real smooth on his part desu

>>9330599

>japan

>>9330881
To bad it was only pepper spray and not a hallow point.One can only hope and pray for that day to come real soon.

>>9328663
ARE YOU FEELIN' IT NOW MR. KRABS?!

>>9327724
beyblade

>>9327998
>>9327998

There are loads of cases of people with mental illnesses in medieval times. you are retarded. If this was a medieval battlefield he probably wouldn't look like that.

He would wear armor which leans towards attacking weak spots which creates smaller puncturing wounds which lead to internal bleeding.

>>9329972
>>9330283
>>9330874
After a little bit of detective work, I present you a possible source:

MIAD-711 Tight Skirt Teacher Hasumi Claire

>>9329848
Fake, his tennis are still white and he cant cut the bone with that knife

>>9327687
>manbun

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>>9330958

well done anon, really well done

I wanted to give you classy kudos gif but I seem to have misplaced it, Instead have a wobbly sausage

>>9328656
oppa!

>>9329080
>>9329206
Pay attention...she got pepper sprayed

>>9330019
>

yep.

>>9327369
neat cam recording work. should be like this instead of making shaky footage.

>>9331004

Thats just sad, letting your kid find and play with your dildo.

>>9330738
Also "Negro" doesn't mean Nigger for spanish places, Is more of a thing we say to describe the person or sometimes latino say it to be nice i guess.

"Este es mi Negro bello"

>>9328663
fake and gay

>>9327683
wall was much heavier than he thought. when he realized, it was too late.

>>9327346
Welp... Special on horse tacos tonight.

>>9327724
imagine seeing a living person turn into a mutilated body that spins at an extraordinary speed. it would be fair to say that you've seen some shit.

>>9330443
high capacity auto-semi magazineclips like those should be banned, i would know, i'm a liberal.

>>9327687
Dude got Adama'd.

>>9327382
It's actually only one finger.

>>9327675
You just got pranked, bro!

>>9328656
I'm from north west north dakota and this reminds me of home.

>>9330657
Guy was on drugs or had schizophrenia, forgot which one, thought pizza delivery guy was a robber and fucked him up

>>9330965
retard alert

>>9327729
To be fair, it looks like she probably only got 'bumped' by the train, not crushed. As it's many tonnes and moving fast, striking her whole body, that's probably still fatal. But at least it could be an open casket.

Looks typical Slav no-safety tier...

>>9327346
Poor horses.

>>9330948
'Tell that dem unarmored peasants we raided yesterday!'

this was streamed live on Facebook the other day

>>9331195
Yeah, Im sure the guy wearing gloves and carrying a purse was a pizza delivery driver..

>>9328875
The two ladies also died.

>>9327693
IT'S RAW YOU DONKEY

>>9327693
OMFG that moment when he stuck the chopper in her skull and her head went back with it

>>9327346
Felt so bad seeing that horse on the ground. Didn't care at all about the riders, to be honest.

>>9327728
>Mazatlan
Don't worry fatboy.Those childs will see the hell in two or maybe three years.

>>9328468
nice hook

>>9327683
SHIZAAAAAA!

>>9327389
How the hell is he alive?!?

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>>9329848
If you're going to behead someone, at least have your knife sharpened beforehand

>>9331051
I don't see a shit. dude

>>9330421
google "webm for retards".
App for making webms, and as easy as the name suggests.

>>9331179
Frak yes BSG reference.

>>9327715
B U I L D W A L L

>>9327687
Why the fuck would man-bun do this to himself? If he wins, he's the guy who btfo a geezer. If he loses, he's the guy who got btfo by a geezer.

>>9328781
Goodbye earphones my old friend

>>9330657
Don't listen to that retard perpetuating the stigma on schizophrenia. The guy climbing up the stairs was robbing this dudes jewlery store and started climbing towards his home above I believe.

>>9328468
For me, it looks like an excuse to punch someone, specially a black man.

>>9327693
I wonder what dish hes making

>>9331860
Revenge, best served cold

>>9328456

edgy kid detected, I used to be like that when I was 15 too

>>9331844

yeah you're right, you might even say he dindu nuffin

>>9328820
Kept most of the pieces together, making the cleanup a bit easier

The suit isn't designed to withstand an explosion, it's designed to withstand shrapnel

>>9327679
What the fuckkkkkk

>>9328965
I mean she's white.

>>9328672
Don't be a looser buy a defuser

>>9330948
I doubt the average levied peasant had anything other than a crude helmet and some padded bullshit to wrap himself in. Charles the Bold had his head split from top to chin by a fucking halberd and he was Duke of Burgundy.

>>9331860
Ow Mein.

>>9332043
>levied peasant
they barely had weapons, not to mention any kind of armour.
Most fought with modified more or less farm tools.

Funnily enough Black Death changed a lot of that, so many people died that you could afford to just levy peasants, because without farmhand your fief would simply starve.

Thats why in regions unaffected or affected less by plague, generally from Poland eastward levies and serfdom survived so much longer.

>>9329848
This one was probably the best, but like how? How did he cut the bone with that????

>>9331555
The rib cage exists for a reason.
Looks like someone hit him with a machete or something.

>>9327382
some thug at the beginning say "this happens to those who try to overrule us"

>>9327698
some people here in brazil kill without mercy holy shit

>>9327704
HOLY SHIT

>>9330748
kek

>>9328224
I wonder if his hat is still up there...?

>>9327382
>>9327377
>>9327389
>>9327698
>>9327704
>>9327715
BRAZIL'S FINEST BOIS

>>9327729
she may have jumped away. no backstory to confirm either way though.

>>9328781
>soccer

>>9327357
That's gonna leave a mark.

>>9327377
This happened in Chile

>>9328781
Aww, her bawwoon.

>>9328468
what the fuck is happening?

>>9327675
SO FUCKING DUMB

>>9331067
1. It's hilarious
2. It's cute as fuck
3. Imagine how that kid will react when he sees that video 10+ years later.

>>9328115
i love mother russia

>>9328776
This sorta thing should be government sanctioned for dealing with progressive liberals and their ilk.

>>9327357
in times of emergency first aid is take a video..

>>9328781
not sure if daddy issues or autism

>>9327360
Nice of them to give him a ladder to climb up to the top

>>9327679
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

>>9327380
real life "triple lindy" attempt,

3/10 honestly

>>9328097
>clip

>>9327875
You don't give a toy without batteries

>>9328988
Kek

>>9330564
Definite wife material for Chad.

>>9330564
The goggles do nothing!

>>9327346
This legitimatly made me sad for both of the horses

>>9328468
Pick on somebody your own size!

>>9330556
I hope prisoners did it to prisoners

>>9328781
someone said the balloon was filled with pepper spray or some shit but I'm not sure if thats true

>>9332517
Nice try, dindu.
Those are obviously chinamen, gathering ingredients for dinner

>>9330601
fucking kek

>>9328781
not sure if you all responding to this one are retarded but you may have missed where he maced her. it is rather a quick spray.

>>9330601
kek

>>9330564
>And then the whole restaurant clapped

>>9328768
holy fuck my sides

>>9328695
>implying mudshits dont attack christians on sight in eurabia

>>9332517
google detected

>>9332517
Holy fuck dude....

>>9328656
my asshole clentched to the density of a neutron star while watching this

>>9332266
TETSUOOOOO

>>9329772
top kek muh dude

>>9330958
>MIAD-711 Tight Skirt Teacher Hasumi Claire
I looked at that video and I don't think it is the right one sad day ..

>>9332517
Shut the fuck up nigger

>>9332644
are you actually that retarded

>>9327346
See Beans Fly
>Chuckle

See Horses on the Ground
>Sadness

>>9327346

Seriously, this is extremely sad. Because of things like that I'm glad to know that I will die one day and my conscience will be away from all these horrible facts. I would love that all the pain of this world to die with me. Poor animals.

>>9331150
Libtard faggot go to Canada. Or kill ur set or both

>>9328776
justice

>>9331558
play it at half the speed

Anybody have the footage of the Dad who tells his lazy son to shoot himself, and then he does without hesitation.

>>9331051
this
you see the stream of the spray arc up towards her face

>>9327998
Nope

>>9328781
>>9332354
>>9332526
>>9332593
>>9332294
>>9332257
>>9331759
>>9330031
>>9329798
>>9329080
>>9328965
>>9328798
>>9328794
When he pushes it away to stop her from hitting him in the face, you can see that it pops.

She screams because it popped, that's it. Over-dramatic entitled little child she is

>>9328468
Little man has napoleon complex.

>>9328525
>christians
>religion of peace

>>9328776
Fucking samurai outta nowhere, what the fuck? Do samurais just casually use public transport in Japan?

>>9327346 Thanks for the new shit, Anon!

>>9327729
Another reason not to use earbuds when outside.

>>9331004
TOPKEK

>>9332593 He sprays as he's lifting his arm. Good call.

>>9330775
underrated post

>>9331004
hilarious

>>9332287
But Anon, How Can You Tell?

>>9332351
What are you going to do for that? The dude is clearly pretty fucked and simple first aid isn't going to help him. He's probably dead, filming is the next best thing for evidence.

>>9330266
You're a fucking idiot.He did a perfect job phrasing and constructing the reply yet you still didn't understand.

>>933077
it was liquid snake.

>>9328663
kek

>>9330738
negrito?
bajo el grito, pendejo

>>9330779
you are right sir

>>9332517
god damnit it fucKING HATE CATS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9332517
>Chinks
>White
Pick one, you fucking google.

>>9328783
>filename

>>9332866

Fuck off back to /leftypol/