If you had a unique opportunity to cheat? Who do would you?

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>>9279985

Do I need to explain further?

Been in a relationship with my girlfriend for almost 10 years, very happy together and I often joke that I would only ever cheat on her with 1 person and that would be Barbara Palvin.

She can never get mad at that because she has her own person she would cheat on me with lol

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>>9280030

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definitely would larkin love

>>9279985
8 years with the same girl,getting married next year

I would never cheat on anyone,it's faggiest thing to do ever
>>9279995
damn prime Brie would be a really tough choice tho

>>9279985
No fuck off degenerate scum fuck. Go to hell.

You never had an open relationship?

>>9279985
Cheated on my gf of 4 years multiple times, and It feels like shit. I regret it every single time. I would never admit it to her, it's just something I live with.

I'd cheat with my guy mate. Nerves are fucking electric around him now it's getting ridiculous. I touched myself in his bathroom because I couldn't deal with the tension anymore. But then I wouldn't because I enjoy the feeling of not having him too much.

>>9280110
Huh? Then why do it again?

>>9280110

Idiot.

>>9280030
>She can never get mad at that because she has her own person she would cheat on me with lol

Who?

>>9280052
Really?

She's hot as fuck, but not really worth cheating for.

>>9280101
Redhead Siri would be 100% worth it for me.

I wouldn't cheat. I'd just break up.

I was in a relationship for 4 years...in the fourth year, my gf didn't go with me to a party that turned out to be a surprise birthday party for me. This girl asked me to 'look at her computer' and then locked the door, turned off the lights and 3 beautiful girls said 'we're all gonna blow you.'

I turned on the lights, said 'nope I have a girlfriend' and walked away. As shitty as the relationship had become, I didn't want to be that guy.

Now I'm doing the whole 'fuckbuddies and hookups' thing and I'm a lot happier. All of the girls know, I'm upfront, and if they have a problem with it I just break it off. Honesty is the best option.

>all these moralfags

Not dissing any of you, just surprised to see that on 4chan.

I'd probably pick Stoya.

I'm struggling with this right now. I'm new guy @work and 15 mins ago this chick is in my office talking about doing yoga and then doing the shit in front of me. It's casual Friday, she's wearing tank top with hoodie on that, bending in front of me, I'm seeing deep cleavage, she's married tho and i got gf for a yr. But she keeps doing this stuff. Last week she brings me a Google coffee mug & Google mouse pad cuz i told her i was a Googlefag... She's blonde, tight yoga body, damn damn damn.

>>9280110
I feel you man, same here. But we cannot stop... women are so powerful on me...

>>9280498
This totally happened.

>>9280129
who is this?

>>9280919
bruh go for it

>>9280928
then dont be in a fucking relationship if you aren't mature enough.

>>9280919
Same M8
Have a former colleague who is trying to get me to fuck her, 8/10 looks, 9/10 bod

Yes but only to have anal. My GF doesn't want anal ever. ;_;

>>9281237

>thinks some is immature
>asks them to make a mature decision

It's almost like you're retarded.

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>>9281251
I'm in a similar situation, I'm 5 years ago with my girlfriend but she wants nothing to do with anal sex is the only thing that makes me curious enough to cheat.

>>9280498
and then the computer clapped

I have a gf of 9 months and she's great, but there's this older woman late 30s milf type that I work with and we've always talked as coworkers but recently we exchanged numbers and from our text convos I'm pretty sure she has other motives. I'm just not sure how to go about it because I've never been the cheating type, but I've always wanted to try an older woman...

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I always wanted to be with a woman of 30 years or more, I think only cheat on my girlfriend with Kendra Lust

>>9280857
>Not dissing any of you, just surprised to see that on 4chan.
Right ? And it's always the same shaming propaganda. It's maybe the only time where people seem as backward as muslims or so.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm for open relationships, cheating is not something you can really support in the long run.

>>9281916
sauce on the girl?

>>9281960
nvm i'm retarded

>>9280475
Hasselhoff

>>9280088
SAUCEE

>>9282158
Krystal Boyd

>>9281399
Totally not worth. Anal is nice because it's different and you rarely get to do it, but the feeling itself is pretty shit.

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>>9282836
>but the feeling itself is pretty shit.

>>9279991
sauce

This girl wants to fuck me

It's my gfs friend

My gf is being a bitch and desu I might do it.

Nvm can't upload pics wow that's fucking dumb.

>>9280110
>I would never admit it to her, it's just something I live with.
that's what my friend told me and I quit talking to her because of that. I don't wanna stir drama because I really want her to grow up and own up for her wrong doing.

>>9281621

Not worth it bro.

Getting your dick wet on the side isn't worth losing peace of mind. Your GF will know something is off because people who are cheating act different. You'll start being over protective of your phone and putting it face down as to hide any unexpected text messages. You'll start finding reasons to fight with her or make huge on her little flaws to justify your cheating. The anxiety you get when you cheat is totally not worth the side pussy.

>>9283541

Noticing this all myself. Going to just dump her . Will fuck her hot friend after. She's so fucking cute.

>>9279985
Really cheat? Depends on the relationship, but in 90% cases no.

But every relationship I have (and the only ones I'm interested in) are open relationships. Who wants to fuck the same person for the rest of their life? It's a dumb moral standard that is thankfully dying.

>>9283541
Could always get a second phone, tracfones are like 20 bucks.

>>9279985
What about blow job only? On a relationship gets. Girl is waiting till marriage. Really into hey. There's this girl that wants to suck my dick. What if I just throat fuck till I cum and get it out of me

>>9279985
You, anon.

>>9279994
Sauce?

Balls deep with Jane Marie and vice versa.

>>9280052
anyone got sauce for this?

>>9281399
>>9282836

Why don't you just get yourself a dildo and try it then?

>>9281461
top lol

>>9283541
Guy with the co-worker again.
Yeah you're probably right it's just the temptation is all.
Side note when I blow a load the temptation goes away.

>>9280129
>>9280934
Britney Amber

taylor swift 100%

>>9283640
Filename, you remnant summerfag.

>>9284926
Yeah don't make decisions with a boner. It's never as good as you think when the bones goes away

>>9282836

>no pun intended

Jessica Simpson

>>9279985
I fuck most every girl that i have the opportunity with. If she never finds out it doesnt matter

>>9279985
Yeah I did I cheated on my test!

>>9279985
To be honest most relationships just end anyways so I'm just gonna wait for something REALLY good instead of constantly cheating. Worst thing I've done is fuck two sisters and one of them didn't know I was fucking the other. She asked for me to never tell her how many women I fucked or who. So I didn't. lol

If your gf isnt okay with you cheating but you want to cheat you should just break up with her .

I understand the feeling though. I started masturbating less and fucking my girlfriend more and I don't feel he need to cheat anymore

>>9280919
Dude don't. One like someone said earlier cheating is the faggiest thing to do. Two shits at work so it's gonna be bad.

Help me /gif/ I have a gf of about 3 months now and thinks are going great shes awesome. Sex is pretty damn good, but I'm 22 and and didnt lose my v-card until 21 so I've only fucked 5 girls including my gf. I have an opportunity to cheat, this hot filipino girl whos leaving the state in october. Shes seems pretty down and this is the perfect opportunity. Should I do it? Will the guilt be too much?

>>9280919
Don't shit where you eat

Well I would never cheat on my girlfriend, no matter who asks me. For me it's a just a shitty thing to do, to someone you're with.

I find it ironic that we have "pics you shouldn't share" threads, and then a thread filled with moralfags. People who say they would not cheat either have never had the chance to, are way too ugly to attract more than one female, or have only been with their partner for a little while.

Talk to me in 5 years senpai.

>>9280091
>faggiest thing to do
Somehow I think you are in a minority there. Been with my cum dumpster for almost two years and cheated on her 3 times. But apparently according to your logic that makes me want to put a penis in my ass.

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>>9279985

i've cheated on my gf for 7 yrs 4 times now. i don't regret it, not even once and there is no chance im telling her.

If I were to cheat it wouldn't be out of disdain towards my gf.
Just a fulfillment of primal ego.

This one chick at work is fine as hell.
She's an alpha-female.
The only reason I'd cheat.

But my regret is stronger than my ego. And my gf is amazing.

Just leave them if you're going to cheat. Save yourself the problems.

>>9281916
That feel when you wanna want, but all you can see is how fake that dick is...

Do plastic docks not bother you guys?

>>9282836

This. It's too tight, when you come it feels.. too muted. It's fun because it's different, like he said, but not some mind blowing experience.

I've never cheated, been in three ltr. I have, however, been the other guy. I was 22, the couple was both 21, had a kid, were in a rough patch that ended in divorce, because she ended up having a kid with another dude. One day I spend the night at their apt, and they aren't sleeping together anymore, so me and her are in the living room on separate couches. I wake up, she's staring me down, inches closer and kisses me, and next thing I know my dick is in her mouth while the guy's asleep in the next room. Following weekend he and his kid are at his parent's place, she's all alone. I fucked her four times on their bed where he slept every night. I have never had sex so wild, blown so good, ever since.

Only person I'd cheat on an SO for would be my aunt. I would decimate that woman.

>>9287305

He just means it's a stupid thing to do. And it is. The thing is, a lot of girls are open to threesomes, anal, fetish stuff, whatever you're into, as long as YOU are good to them. If you can't have an open conversation about it and resolve it, you're probably in the wrong relationship. You want to fuck a bunch of chicks? Go single, or work it out with your girl. It'll be more fun with her, anyway.

Been with my wife for nearly 15 years, never cheated, but there's one half Indonesian lady friend, we'd tease each other all the time and made out once while somewhat drunk, I wouldn't have turned down if she'd asked during the first 5 years.

>>9280052
Really? Lardkin? *vomit*

>>9287542
This.

>>9279985
>If you had a unique opportunity to cheat?Who do would you?

No.
I expect the same type of loyalty from my girlfriend as I give her.
So no.

>>9287555
trips don't lie

>>9283481
>filename

>>9287579
lol

>>9282128
I would too desu

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>>9287579
>Implying she wouldn't cheat

>>9279985
My italian friend while studying abroad

>>9280088
I can relate to that. Anjelica, Amai Liu or Emma Watson, there's no other possibility

>>9287579
Thanks for not being an asshole.
This sounds sarcastic, but I'm serious.

>>9287305
What do you think you gf would say if she knew? You really expect her to be loyal but you can't be loyal yourself?

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2006 dana de armond

pic unrelated

>>9281386
That's such awful logic. Telling someone "you're not being mature, you should take the option that is more mature" completely makes sense.

>>9279995
/thread

>>9281953
How is not cheating being as backward as Muslims? If you're in a relationship, commit to it. If you want to fuck other people, just break up. You wouldn't want your girlfriend to cheat on you, so why would you do that to her? Just not cheating is the easiest and least painful for everyone involved.

>>9280498
You're a faggot

>>9281399
Imagine how irritating this would sound if you were a girl.

"I've been dating my boyfriend for 5 years, but I'm really interested in black cock. Only thing that'd make me cheat on him."

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Monogamy and love and faithfulness are romantic ideals, certainly. But, I'm also a big believer in evolutionary psychology/biology, and our ape brains aren't exactly designed for innate monogamy.

I've always thought, if I got a hold of a girl that ended up being into mutually-aware, safe sleeping around, I might be able to get into it. But, the problem is that I'm a severe beta, and SHE would be the only one sleeping around, and I would be the ultimate shame-cuck. And I could never do that, because my ape brain kicks in and screams LOCK THAT BITCH DOWN OR SHE'LL LEAVE YOUR KEK ASS!

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>>9279985

>>9280030
>name someone you would allow cheat on your partner with

My girlfriend and me did this once as a joke.
And ofcause she picked some handsome famous actor as the one she would be allowed to cheat with.

Think is, we never agreed it had to be someone famous, so as a joke, I named her best friend.

She didn't want to continue playing that game again ever. XD

>>9287806
>Think is
Thing is

>>9287817
kys anon

>>9279985
everyone's naming celebrities or pornstars, so I guess I'll give those answers: Jennifer Lawrence or Monroe.

Really though, if I had the chance I would totally bang my ex. We dated when we were like early in high school and it didn't last long, did some phone sex years later but nothing came of it.

I fantasize about convincing my gf to have a threesome with her (since they are friends) and conspiring with my ex to get her (the ex) pregnant.

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Been with my girl for a decade. Wish we were poly, I miss fucking other women so much. I don't care if she would go bang other guys so long as I could get some fresh pussy. Never been much for jealousy anyway.

Pic unrelated, this girl is too hot to fuck me even though she would gladly put glowsticks in her vag

>>9279985
Your girlfriend.

>>9279985
cheat on fucking who? This is 9gag. No one has any real relationship here.

>>9280472
when did 4chan become a moral fagfactory...

>>9280919
fuck her head out!
fuck her vigorously!
she's got a hubby to care for her - so you should fuck her like she's a little whore.

>>9287282
SAUCE?

>>9280919
I was in this position a couple years ago. My 10-year-younger knockout coworker would do shit like come show me her facebook on my workstation. They'd be pics of her and her friends in tight dresses, at the beach, etc. and she'd be leaning over my lap while she did it. She always told me how smart and cool I was. She's hot as fuck and married as fuck. One time after talking about how she's got back pain because of how big her boobs were, wearing this tight red shirt and kind of showing off, I told her to knock it off. She's an attention whore, I don't need to be fucked with.

Well, she laid off the sexual stuff but kept coming with all the rest even after I got married. Huge cheerleader for me. Eventually she wore me down. I approached her, she responded positively, held her, almost kissed her, we sexted. It lasted a couple months, she got some morals so broke it off. Now I find I fell in love with her and we don't so much as talk. Fucking awesome.

>>9282722
who dis?

>>9279985
I've had the chances and will personally say no I would not.

>>9287798
SOUCE

>>9281461
hahah

been with my wife for 11 years.
once (maybe twice) a year i go to asian massage parlor
get blown or happy ending
happy husband is a better husband

>>9279985
"who do would you" has got me crying

>>9279985
dont be a fag. After 4 years of marrige and lot of failed relationship Im never missing any kind of opportunity to cheat. Bitches are worthless whores. There is no point in fidelity

>>9279985

The wifey asked one thing, before I wander to tell her of what needs aren't being met and she'd try to meet them, if unable to do so then she offered1 me carte blanche to fulfill them elsewhere as long as I'd come back home afterwards.

I've never needed to take her up on her offer because she keeps me satisfied. I'd told her of a deficiency a coupla times and she stepped up to the plate.

>>9288290
alexa grace

cheat on what, my hand?

>>9280498
TODAY ON THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED

>>9289244
seriously...what the fuck

>>9286208
The porn star name is not a sauce

>>9289236
Sorry righty, today is lefties turn.

>>9289329
google "stoya digital playground"
fourth link https://porndoo.com/video/34/stoya-power-fuck-digital-playground/

i mean come the fuck on, use your brain.

>>9279985
>who do would you?

wut?

>If you had a unique opportunity to cheat?

it would have to be pretty unique,
i'm a virgin

>>9279985
I consider myself a decent dude. never cheated, and don't plan to.

but man I do wonder if my dick has plans of its own. fucking dick of mine, it scares me. fuck you dick, I'm a good guy.

>>9280857
GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

>>9287282
Holy fuck

SAUCE please anon.

>>9279985
don't have to cheat. I'm a swinger so, infinite sex with infinite people, and my wife eats out the girls I fuck

>>9290450
You left out the part about you being a cuck.

>>9279985
How I 'cheat':

>be married
>see girl I want to fuck
>bring girl home
>wife sees
>ask wife "you want to watch or join?"
>she responds, "i'll watch for a bit, if I like what I see I'll join"
>fuck her brains out
>wife usually joins cause she loves tha pussy
>wild threesome
>sleep in a pile
>repeat as neccessary

>>9290464
oh, I forgot throatfucking a girl while your wife eats her out makes you a cuck, thanks for correcting me

you gigantic retard

>>9290465
and youre all probably really fat
good job

>>9290494
the only thing fat about me is my cock. i'll suck yours if you suck mine <3

>>9287798
same tho my dude mf'n same

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>>9290473
No. Letting other guys have sex with her makes you a cuck.

>>9290567
I also like to shoot my mouth off about something I know nothing about

>>9283551
C U C K

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>>9288290
http://xhamster.com/movies/4983060/blacked_blonde_girlfriend_alexa_grace_cheats_with_bbc.html

>>9290465
I haven't done that yet, but I'm pretty sure my gf is a cuckquean

>>9290355
Ashley Alban

>>9287855
I recently fucked my highschool ex that I never had sex with before when she texted me last week telling me she broke up with her long term boyfriend. I'm not really into her relationship wise but she's always dtf. She was dtf in highschool too but I was too much of a pussy.

>>9279985
Fuck off Yoda

>>9279985
I cheat on my right hand with my left sometimes anon.. should I feel bad?

>>9291116
>>9279985
>who do would you?

>>9280091
good on you m8. i wouldnt use the word faggiest but basically this though >>9287721
if you expect her to be loyal you got to be loyal yourself.
>>9287305 i bet your gf cheated on you too. and i bet you are paranoid about it every day. because obviously she cant trust you, so that means you cant trust her. trust, loyalty, and all that shit is a two way street.
>>9287542 SO MUCH THIS! communication is key

>>9290740
same she is bi and likes to be dominated

>>9291266
The only believable cheating story in this thread

>>9289677
autist confirmed

>>9290464
19yo confirmed

>>9290465
wife and i going to a sex party next weekend. i don't think she's down with me fucking other chicks, but I'm cool with her fucking other chicks...we'll see how it goes

>>9287806

>XD
Are you 12, faggot?

>>9286677
If you've only been dating 3 months, don't take it too seriously. If you fucked five different girls in one year (and at least one steady), that's pretty good honestly. Your gf/relationship might feel like a perfect situation now, but it changes completely by 1 year in. Don't let it hold you back too much

>>9287798
Evo psych is retarded -- how do you know our brains aren't designed for monogamy? Seems like there's plenty of evidence we were, like that almost all world cultures practice it. A lot of animals are very monogamous

(Also, no one designed us, the fact that we all use that metaphor is a good example of why evo psych is dumb -- were not smart enough to puzzle out the 10,000,000,000 selection pressures that shaped our species over as many years. Evolution is smarter than we are)

That said, our culture can evolve faster than our bodies, like running new software (another dumb as fuck metaphor). I hope our culture can progress into open relationships. If my wife were down, I'd try it, I don't get all freaked out at the thought of her fucking other people, as long as I get to too. Fuck, that would be great actually...

>>9279985
Ive done it once, GF and her Bestfriend and I were drinking, we drank my gf passed out in bed, myself and her best friend fucked on the couch, was fucking amazing, just regret the mess that it caused afterwards

>>9288072
she fucked you over good bruh. The second half of your post happened because you rejected her in the first place.

Seems likely everything after that was just done for "revenge"/"repairing the ego" purposes. Think about it that way, draw strength from your anger and get over the skanky slut.

>>9283551
cuck

>>9280105
C U C K E D
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K
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>>9283514
You okay there anon?

>mfw perfect highschool crush who had been waiting till marriage wanted to fuck me in my dreams and I called my gf to ask...

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>>9279985
wife's ex-best friend who was our maid of honor at our wedding is a dead ringer for Natasha Nice. Her and my wife ended up having a falling out over how controlling her husband was. Years later I ran into her at a bar when she was hammered. Turns out her husband had only fucked her 4 times in 6 years and is a closet fag who got married to hide the fact from his hardcore Christian family. Ended up fucking her in my car, and then fucking her on my days off from work for the last 3 years.

>>9287492
Not unless it's a straight up dildo that doesn't look anywhere close to realistic.

That shit looks close enough for me.

>>9280088
>anjelica

Ma nigger

>>9291994
XD

>>9279994
Is that Stoya?

>>9280498
Retard

>>9279985
>who do would you
seriously? only 3 other people in this massive fucking thread have commented on who do would you? you idiot

>>9286541
All relationships end.

Probs would cheat with my gfs mum, she is pretty hot, seen vibrator and handcuffs in her room, wears g-strings and low cut tank tops a lot

>>9280498
Been with my first GF for a year. Had so many chances to wiggle out of her mental holds. I was borderline convinced that she was only with me due to her anxiety issues & me being her first for everything...
I ended up flirting on her several times: (with different girls that were into me. Kind of casual flirting (no nudes) just civil compliments and talking. Some, I talked to before her.) She considered it cheating on her.

Thoughts?

>>9282836
this

it's fun for the novelty of it and then nah

>>9292070
Our penises are designed to scoop out the sperm of previous sex partners though.

>>9279985
I cheat on my wife all the time because she knows her place and never disobeys me.

>>9280928
You're a fucking retard.

Been with my gf for 4 years now.
I've cheated with 3 girls, the first was fat and ugly and i was drunk, deep regret.
The 2 others were 9/10, one asian who was 31 (i'm 24), biggest orgasm with her, would definitly do it again.

Cheating was definitly a huge turn on.

>>9297055
Sounds familiar. In summary, fuck 'em.

Sometimes people aren't manipulative on purpose, but it's just a symptom of being controlling.

>>9287585
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

I just want a good blowjob, I don't care what girl it was just as long as shes like 7/10 and a serious Fellatrix. My Fiance and I have been together for 6 years and god bless her heart she tries to suck my dick but she's terrible at it. I wouldn't cheat on her though...She does anal and can titfuck like a champ atleast to change it up every now and then

>>9283551
In what world are open relationships seen as normal? I know this is the internet age where everyone says that they can get what they want. But what normal woman in the real world would ever share their man and be ok with it after?

Ps. Would totally bang Karen Gillan

>>9286995
Or we dont feel the need to act on every base urge we might have

>>9291994
sorry please replace XD with kek.

>>9279985
No, I am loyal to my partner and she is to me. But if she was okay with it I wouldnt hesitate

>>9279985
Only weak people cheat the rest of us actually address our problems with our significant other. And please break up with somebody if you think about cheating on them, don't cheat on them and then break up with them that's just a coward's way out.

>>9297693
but anon, why would you ever want a normal woman?

freaks are sooooo much more fun

>>9281461
best laugh i've had with my dick out

My wife is a cuckquean. My banging other women makes her happy if I'm happy. So, it's not technically cheating.I really want to tap her younger sister ass.

>>9284045
Lol'd