Fake alien porn

>mfw op has seen real alien porn and now wants to see some fake ones ...
>mfw I have no f and that's exactly mf

>>9264110
>Fake
Nah man, post the real deal.

>>9264110
are you
>implying
there's real alien porn?

>>9264131
there probably is but we'll likely never get to see it due to the vast distances we're dealing with in the universe

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>>9264131
Maybe

>>9264131
You have never seen it ?

I like that you have to specify fake

>>9264110
>>9264131
What, you guys don't know about the lost VHS of the area 51 experiment on alien reproduction?

>>9264110
As opposed to real alien porn?

There is actually some really dirty stuff on YouTube related to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QYkrp44us

>>9264119

Nice reply

>>9264131

Better reply

>>9264139

Best reply.

Notice, though, that in this (fake) alien porn there are (fake) aliens and humans.

The vast distances are an actual problem for the existence of (real) alien porn with aliens* AND humans.

If someone wants more details in explanations I suggest searching for a full-autistic anon.

* Otherwise it would not be alien porn.

>>9264110
yooo is this the full house home?

was thinking the same thing

>>9264403
Any more?

I think the scene from avatar counts too :D

>>9264110
sauce?

>>9264110
Not fake. that shit is real alien porn.

'Mars Attacks'


http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1770168698

ayy lmao

As opposed to real Allen porn?

>>9264110
as opposed to real?
ayy lmao

>>9264110
That's fake?

>>9264110
>fake alien porn
Are you saying there is real alien porn?

>>9264110

I like how you had to specify "Fake".

Is the real shit too extreme for you? Are you some kind of a pussy ass faggot with can't deal with a few spiky thoraxes?

Fucking racist. You genuinely sicken me.

Why the hell put of with the alien equivalent of a black and white minstrel show when you can be beating your carbon based meat to some good ol' Silicon Sallys from the Xilltor System?

Fucking pleb.

>>9268287
real women have spikes

>>9264110
proof me this is fake!

>>9269969
The alien is wearing orthopedic shoes

tfw nobody's posting fake mexican porn

>>9264110
i'm more into real alien porn

What>>9269969

>>9264473
Go fuck yourself faggot

>>9264110
>the fucking cowboy

>>9264110
>Thread is fake alien porn
>Acronym of fake alien porn is FAP
>Illuminate

>>9264403
thats a fake dongis

all this too soft for me. need real alien dingus plz.

https://youtu.be/PHKdaqLysAY?t=7s

ayy lmao

>>9264110
Does illegal alien count?

>>9272716
FAP is three letters long. Three is tri. Triangle.

>Illuminate

>>9264152
i love you guys

>>9278209
Half Life 3 confirmed!

>>9275101
Ruined

>>9264403
>cum not neon green
>fake

>>9279524
/thread

>>9264118
my fucking sides

why havent the japanese made more american actress tentacle porn? I feel like htere is none

>>9264403
A shame this cuts out the part where her chest bursts open.

>>9266169
No one wants to see Tim Allen porn. Except maybe Tim Allen.

Do you know a lot of True alien porn ?

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>>9264110

>>9264110
What you mean fake? Is there real alien porn is what you're trying to say? Nahhhhh...

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>>9264131

>>9283825
Wow, Roger actually sounds really good in this

>>9284246

Ikr. Plus, apart from the hardcore sex scene that follows, this really does seem like something out of a typical episode.

>>9281128
Thought it was a Breaking Bad porn parody at first

>>9281128
Me and my parents started watching this together before we knew it was a fetish film disguised as a horror movie. Was pretty fucking awkward, turned it off at this scene.

>>9281139
so many earth animals don't even have tits in the first place
what are the odds that aliens have them at all, let alone such nice ones?

>>9283825
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1200357716

>>9264110
>Ayyy lmao thread

>>9264139

Most logical answer,, wards me out to think that somewhere in the universe there is an alien equivalent of this site, beings sharing videos of transsexuals of their species and claiming their not faggots.

>>9264110
>Fake alien porn
>fake

4chin is the only place you must state that part

>>9281139
>you will never get raped by a qt alien

Why live?

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>>9264131

>>9264110
>XCOM_Terror_Mission.webm

>>9286887
Why? Because he can!

I'm sick of these threads, can we have a real alien porn thread for once?

>>9264110
Is there REAL alien porn?

Ayy tobacco plays these vids during his live sets

>>9287681
rule34 says "yes"

>>9264110

As opposed to...?

>>9287681
There are ~100 billion stars in the milky way alone. Somewhere there is.

>>9287681
The truth is out there.

>>9264110
You guys spend all your time fapping to this fake alien shit, I fucking lived it, and it was erotic as fuck.

>>9264110
OP no one gives a fuck about this fake shit. Start a new thread with the real stuff.

>>9281139
source

For those of you who keep asking, yes there is real alien porn. I have seen it.

It ate my mind.

>>9293223
evil aliens 2005 guy

>>9280078
>My sides

>>9264152
more scully.

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>>9264110

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>>9264110

>>9297337

Sauce immediately right now post-haste please.

anyone got real alien porn?

>>9264110
>Fake alien porn
as opposed to real alien porn

>nobody has posted splice yet

>>9264110
>fake alien porn

why not real alien porn?

why is this thread turning me on

>>9265119
>If someone wants more details in explanations I suggest searching for a full-autistic anon.

But you just proved yourself to be the most autistic anon in the world.

>>9298231
what did i just watch and sauce

>>9298231
Hooooooooot, salsa

>>9281128
Merl you fuckin weirdo

>>9298231

Whelp! Time to fap!

>>9297439
well here's the sauce
http://galacticgirls.com/TGP/Satine_Phoenix/alien_cumshot/pornoxlinks.html
couldn't find any streams of it so you will probably have to download it from some site

>>9298231
Uhhh, OP clearly asked for FAKE alien porn.

>>9264118
First comment as always, is best comment.

>>9285548
>>9285548
>apart from the hardcore sex scene that follows,
lol

>>9281111

Quads speak the truth

>>9283825
I'd fuck that Hayley

>>9264110
>Fake alien porn

As opposed to real alien porn?

>>9264110
im tired of all the fake alien porn. it makes it so hard to find the real stuff

>>9298247
>>9298255

It's a video by a musical duo/actual couple who call themselves YACHT. Earlier this year, they claimed to have made a sex tape that had been stolen and was going to be released without their consent. In actuality, it was all just a publicity stunt (that made a lot of people who've actually had sex tapes and the like stolen and released really mad), and this was the so-called "sex tape" that wound up getting posted on Pornhub.

bumping in hopes of someone finally posting real alien porn.

>>9305153
bumpin
PEOPLE NEED THE TRUTH

>>9302385
Top Kek

Can someone post the E.T one?

>>9264110
ayy lmao

Did somebody said, alien porn?
http://es.xhamster.com/movies/171259/the_sex_files_alien_erotica.html

>Legit alien porn

R34...

>>9286887
Dude wtf that's real doe

>>9268287
"I can't believe I sucked your jaggon..."

Can we get a real alien porn thread going?

>>9264110
>fake
kek

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>>9264118
>>9264119
>>9264131
>>9264470
>Real alien porn

These guys haven't seen the degrading stiff illegals will do to avoid getting reported/deported

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where can i find not fake alien porn?
dip ueb?

>>9264139

It's coming anon. Any day now, they'll be here. Then our alien masters will wash the world clean of filth as we supplicate ravenously for their writhing tentacles. Take hope anon!

>>9298231
it explain a lot of things

>>9272407
Get off my nigga's back. Ufoporno is classic.

>>9264110
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1770168698

>>9281017
Scully has some manly hands

>>9281111
What the fuck is this bullshit. That's clearly against the established xenomorph life cycle.

It's:
queen > egg > facehugger > host > chestburster > adult.
NOT fucking
adult > host.

I can't fap to this.

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>>9264118
>>9264131

>>9278033
JONKUN DUUNIPAIKALLA?!?!

>>9312332
This was a new breed of hybrid

The true alien porn is out there.

>>9298231
what the fuck am I watching

>>9311947
say that to my face irl and see what happens

>>9298231
pretty neat though

>>9298231
This reminds me of the scammer aliens from Futurama

>>9264110
y he got shoes on
are those alien yeezy's

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>>9320201
Just look at those bearpaws mate.

>>9286887
if that was my dog, i would kick his fucking ribs in

>>9312847
MARKANTALON MIEHEN KATSELLESSA

>>9325976
PERKELE INTENSIFIES

>>9264110
>fake alien porn
>fake alien
>fake
lost

>>9286887
He discovered the secret!

>>9323365
If it was your dog, I would kick YOUR fucking ribs in. He's just having a good time in a way, that's closed for you, asshole!

>>9327980
was gonna write something about that too
top kek
like
>no, i want real alien porn

>everybody is joking about real alien porn
>nobody is posting fake alien porn
/gif/ never changes