porn ylyl

>>9258584
do a simple search before starting duplicate threads next time

>>9258588
Sauce?

>>9258596
what. the. fuck.

>>9258584
Sauce me faggot

>>9258584
Finally a porn edition

>>9259583
20 years old.

>>9258596
Sauce

>>9259583
jesus... this was initially spread by VHS

>>9259398
>>9259920

Those are fucking legendary. I've been looking for the 2nd one for a while, thank you.

>>9259571
lost. damn it, anon!

>>9259574
thats "a chinese torture chamber story"

>>9259571
lost haha this was perfectly edited

>>9259583
This happened to a friend of mine
>get a tinder hookup
>go to eat pussy
>smellsdisgusting.js
>no problem, I'll just suck on a jolly rancher
>Accidentally spit the jolly rancher inside her vag
>no prob, suck it out
>suck it out
>it's not a jolly rancher
>it turns out she had gonorrhea, hence the awful smell
>I sucked out a gonorrhea sore

All of efukt is a porn ylyl you suck faggots

>>9260293
You know your life is shit when you steal stories from reddit and pretend they're yours

>>9260323
That story is waaay older than reddit. Kids were telling that bullshit story back in the 90s and probably before that

>>9258596
0:49 song name

>>9259460
Read the fucking watermark.

>>9258829
kek

>>9260000
nice quads
wew lad

>>9258588
oh god i lost...

>>9260293
you goddamn retard.
>a friend
>i sucked
>le oldest story over
you suck indeed

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>>9259398
>>9260088

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>>9260896
meant to post this one

>>9258829

Wtf how

>>9258584
sauce god dammit

>>9258584
would you give the source you lazy fuck holy shit

>>9261297
>>9261356
cat morris

>>9261368
thanks just came

>>9258596
David Bowie as a girl is more hot than this chick...

>>9261456
>needing hot girls to bust a mental nut
you're dumb as fuck

>>9258588
Second post, already lost.

>>9259920
Which FA girl is this?

>>9258829
Happy Aniversary!

>>9258584
lost at the first one

>>9258584
Requesting the chihuahua under the bed webm.


Preferably without those war editions. Please

>>9258584
thats the funniest shit ever

>>9258596
Fuck me, when he bent his dick I lost so hard.

>>9258596
Okay, I've never sat through the whole thing until now but seriously what the FUCK

>>9260508
Kill yourself scum

>>9259398
sauce the vid pls

>>9260896

anyone have the glory hole one

>>9258596
LMAAAAOOOOOOOOLL LOST

>>9260896
Dat dolly zooom

>>9258588
Wow, I remember when meatspin was the most disgusting thing in the world...

That was a long time, ago.

Anyone have sauce on this webm?

>>9258588
fucking lost it

>>9259571
We have a loser here. Nice one.

>>9259920
sauce ?

>>9259583
this chick looks like Dee Dee Ramone

anybody has the drunken sailor (yo ho ho and a bottle of rum) porn webm with the music?

>>9258584
That's the most fucked thing I've ever seen.

>>9264541
>cannot unsee

>>9259398
>>9260896
>>9260901
Damn. Didn't know Trevor got into porn

>>9258829
lost

>>9263516
Bump this, please
I've gotta show it to my gf

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>>9266807
only have the war edit one

>>9261456
David Bowie is hot tho.
Even as a straight male, in his prime he was so asexual no straight man would blame you if you hit that.

>>9260896
Hate that I can hear the saliva when he speaks

>>9261356
>>9259460
damn, if only it was in the lower right of the video...

im sure you'll figure it out, geniuses

>>9260323
you know your life is shit when you try to be a smartass on the internet and fail at it

>>9266984
yeah, you're gay

>>9258588
Cant hear the music without thinking of Daniel Bryan. Started doing the Yes! Chant until I saw the dick... then I chanted louder.

>>9268595
Omg! I did it too! xD

>>9259950
https://m.aebn.net/movie/61469?theaterId=73458&genreId=101&locale=en&refId=AEBN-065109&movieId=61469
Scene 5 Buffalo Bills Bath Salt Adventure.

>>9266887
Fuck. I always lose to this one.
Even without the sountrack and editing.

>>9258588
hahaha

fuck you, lost

>>9258596
im glad they cut the footage of him murdering and her and wearing her skin

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>>9258584

>>9268877
lmao

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sometimes the classics are the funniest

>>9259398
why do they cast such ugly men, she's so hot, and he's, oh my

>>9268286
He wasn't being a "smartass", you fucking idiot. Everyone knows this guy's story is bullshit.

>>9268988
sauce

>>9269016
scrubs, a terribly unfunny show

>>9269057
It's a chick show, like OC.

>>9258584
sauce?

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>>9269742

>>9266887
Lost hard

>>9268232
Jump of your high and mighty horse and kill yourself please. I found the video 2 secs after posting. Just thought I'd bait out a cuck like you, faggot.

>>9268881
Souce?

>>9269057
The occasional nuggets of sweet golden corn like this are why I keep diving back into this cesspool.

>>9258829
Ending got me

>>9269828
Baiting people wasn't on your mind. You just got offended when someone told you to fuck off.

>>9270195

twitter

#whathappensinthailand

>>9264424
glad i'm not the only one who noticed this

>>9268595
Faggot no die.

>>9265993
anyone got sauce for this?
girl on the right has an amazing ass

>>9258829

fukin saved. This might be the best thing I have ever seen.

>>9258596
Why would you do that? D:

>>9258829
That fucking changeup she threw at the end though!

>>9258596
That was fucking hilarious. That bent dick.

>>9258596
Her name?

>>9258588
goddammit why is this so funny

>>9258588
Lost in first reply..

>>9272983

http://ciborguesedinossauros.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/BeetlejuiceBody.jpg

Anyone have the "What the fuck is your cock doing out in my kitchen" one? Can't seem to find it.

>>9259574
ah, i remember downloading this on Napster...

>>9264424
right?? it gets me every fucking time

>>9270195
https://twitter.com/jackwilky_95/status/775052877496737792

>>9272983
sauce on video though please!

>>9258596
What the actual fuck

>>9268881
just saw this on efukt was going to make the webm

>>9259398
Lost so hard

>>9260293
i did not need this fuck

>>9268988
>>9269057
sauce for the other thing?

>>9258588
In case anyone is still looking for it
Next Shemale Idol 6 - Nicole Bastiani

Those small tits look too close to be a guy. Not passable as a tranny, just a trap in my opinion. Still a hot scene though.

>>9258584
All of this stuff is fake. Sorry to ruin it for you fags.

>>9268881
fuckin hero, mans livin the dream

>>9272983
Hahahaha


Source?

>>9273254
I was afraid some people wouldn't get it, with so many newfags here

>>9259398
sauuuuuce

>>9272856
name of the song please

>>9272421
Kek'd at the comments... does that count?

>>9269828
You're just mad that you got called out for being an idiot. It's cool, until you get all spergy and defensive

>>9272875
sauce plz?

>>9258596
Times are tough for John Green it seems....

>>9272875
Rebecca Moore

She lives in my neighbourhood, I've seen her on the train a couple of times.

>>9268908
IM SURPRISED HOW HARD I DIED AT THIS. WELL DONE

>>9274893
I fucking died!

>>9272875
SAUCE ?!?!?

>>9268988
Is - is this CP?

>>9258829
i counted 7

>>9274893
nos predicted thousands upon thousands of events. Some significant like natural disasters and some not so significant like Hitler gassing the jews

>>9274893
Fucking kek

>>9258834

Nicole Bastiani

>>9263516
>>9266807
>>9266887
>>9268864
>>9269800
http://xhamster.com/movies/433515/lucky_guy_does_cute_innocent_redhead_teen_davinia_nm17.html

>>9274893
>stop talking about 9/11 when I'm jerking off, it's not right

Where are my sides?

>>9274311
Shine - Collective Soul

>>9268910
>she
let me stop you right there anon

>>9268910
I guess you and I saw something different cause I could've sworn the cheerleader had a penis.

>>9259574
this was playing along with the webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCxwS74hr0I

>>9275752
every fucking time.
The same argument ensues.

>>9268988

I can't believe how funny that is.

>>9259920
>>9259920
please sauce

>>9258588
You are officially the champion of this thread

>>9258829
I cant believe she at those baseballs whole. Shows how she got into porn

>>9258829
I have NEVER lost so fucking hard before im losing it

>>9272875
That man's a legend

>>9258588
fucking lost. lol

>>9258829
I lost on the second post but this one made me laugh so hard I had to piss!!

>>9259583
This shit is older then the internet.. christ I remember seeing this when 56k modem was "FAST"

>>9268969
Fuck, you got me...

>>9259398
What is the tranny's name?

>>9258584
http://efukt.com/21677_African_Sex_Rituals.html

enjoy

Anyone have the frozen fuck my ass ..?

>>9277086
Sauce ???

>>9277490
tvfilthyfrank - youtube

>>9274893
what the fuck is this society

>>9260896
I can't stop watching this

>>9277086
hes punching, you just jelly

>>9267197
ha ha never noticed it before. It's disgusting god

>>9268881
Lol someone posted this on brit/pol/

>>9258596
This is gold omg hahaha

This thread is just Efukt clips put into webms

>>9258588
Loooooost it lmao

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>>9258588
Best one so far, with dubs of course.

I may have a few of the same genre.

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>>9278429

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>>9278431

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>>9278434

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>>9278438

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>>9278440

>>9258584
what's her name?

>>9278438
i'm so, so confused

>>9278442
Fucking got me you son of a bitch

>>9278434
No one ever says how nice hr tits are.

>>9275582
Either in orbit or the next planetary system with mine

>>9278429
Excellent.

>>9260370
See, I always heard it as herpes.

>>9266984
Anyone saying they wouldn't fuck David Bowie is a liar

>>9278431
Legend speaks of a negro that shall save us all.

>>9278431
>not "nigger of destiny.webm"

>>9258590
shut up faggot

>>9274837
Why do I find this one the funniest?!

>>9258590
piss off, /gif at any time has duplicates of every fucking thread and they often never get the same webms for some retarded reason past some overused ones.

>>9258596
please tell me it was a fake dick he bent.

>>9258596
>>goddammit...
>>who's payin' for this?

>>9268971
>mfw my STEM college has an unofficial mascot of a green sheep
>Tech school in redneck nowhere cuz military
>Local farmer complains tha someone is molesting his sheep
>at night farmer paints them with green paint
>next day police arrest a man covered in green paint from the waist down in green paint
>This story has been passed down for decades.

>>9272875
love how monotone the guy is with the threat

>>9278481
Cat Morris

>>9260293
Your life must be fucking boring if your stealing reddit stories as your own.

>>9268881
I am fucking loving this. This guys is a proper legend.

>>9278442
fucking hilarious!

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feminism in facialabuse.com

>>9278494
You should be.

>>9277086
>i love you
>fuck me now

Kid's got it good.

>>9278442
I've been desensitized to this my friends tried to get me with it so much

>>9274311
underage b&

>>9269828
you're just asshurt because you're too fucking stupid to see a source and got called out on it

>>9279071
>implying anyone in the world wants to jack off to a 3rd wave feminist

shits like boner repellent. and i know you'll say "what about male feminists?" what male feminist thats that much of a beta is on facialabuse?

>>9278528
her tits are nice

>>9277086
Bitch is fucking perfect. And then the voice...

>>9272856
Why did this make me laugh so much

>>9279338
Such a faggy voice

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Feminism gets rekt

>>9279347
>>9279351
How much fucking money did he give these women???

>>9279382
Gets me every fucking time.

>>9279482
Nothing, he actually pretends to be a porn director, he cheated on he's wife, long story behind this...

>>9264424
To think they prolly dont have a dolly, so they did this over and over and over and finally fuckign got it. WHOEVER DID THIS. IT WAS WORTH IT DAMMIT

>>9259574
>>9259583

God damn, college flashbacks...

>>9279574
Thats a story i'd like to hear.

>>9258596
okay. enough internet for today.I'm out.

>>9279574
The guy's scummy, but really, nobody has to pretend to be a Porn director - It's not like there's a test they have to pass to qualify.

>>9278908
hahahahahahahaha
that was indeed the worst part

>>9259583
thanks for the memories anon

>>9268881
Lol I just added him and sent him a snap of the segment where he asks him to pull his dick out hahaha

His snap is: Coreyglazier
has a profile pic too lol so much win

>>9279609
So any other details on that? Seen this webm before and always wondered what the fuck was going on

>>9279776
no joke I genuinely know this guy from high school

>>9273785
>facial abuse
>fake

It's legal and they have limits and agreements, but a number of girls who have been on are genuine bottom barrel crack whores. also a lot of women who are clearly emotionally distressed (complete with cuts all over there arms and/or legs) and some of the women quit porn after their scenes or expressed their dislike for the guys there, including a few accusations of safe words being ignored and the like.

>>9258584
Oh hey look, all the edgy teenagers are out in force.

>>9272856
Fuck you lost my shit

bump for interest

>>9278438
Surgery is getting better and better.

>>9279347
>>9279351
I look at this guy and think "maybe it's not such a bad thing to be 26 and not have sex. I could end up looking like this guy which would make me actually kill myself."

>>9272421
>>9274771
>>9279259
Please all make killing yourselves a priority. Do whatever you can to make this a possibility.

does someone have a link/webm of the video where a girls sucks a dude's dick but then the girl turns out to be a guy and then the other guy says no

>>9279403

Bella knox who went to a big college in america. Maybe yale or something.

>>9268910
>she's so hot
>she's
OOOOOOOOOOOH BOY

>>9279071
source please

>>9278442
I don't get it. I think I must be dense.

>>9259920
>>9262320
>>9264440
>>9276682
Johane Johansson

>>9274893
This was so painfull to watch. Who the fuck jerks off and fingers his ass infront of his mom?

>>9275260
Bs

>>9281165
I think its just supposed to sound like someone is knocking on your door.

>>9269016
>>9273695
>>9268988
kek i've jerked to this at least 4 times. Uh, I think her name was naughty natasha or mommy natasha. Her vids are hard to find, but I think there's a few on ml

>>9278442
source

>>9272875
The super emotionless "what?"

>>9275524
the holocuast is so insignificant that theres really no point in even bringing it up

>>9278442

OOOHH u fucker ... that took waaay to long for me to figure out

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>>9279347
make noise

>>9260293
>Anon explores a new level of sadness previously unknown to man
wow

>>9279351
So she is having sex for cash and not going to use a pill or rubber? Makes sense.

>>9279347
I bet he would pay extra if the girl said that his dick did in fact hurt.

>>9268881
>Has sex with lady body
>Not gay
>All for a laugh
This guy is a living legend.

>>9278442
I thought someone was knocking loudly on my third floor window right next to my desk. Holy balls.

>>9258829
kek so hard

>>9269828
Jump off your pissed off horse. Read the goddamn watermark, and don't be such a goddamn twat bitch about getting the sauce. That's not how we do things 'round here.

>>9275501
Look closely there are actually two that come flying out at the end.

>>9258588
Lost lmao

>>9279351
That's Fat Terry Bruge-Hiplo

>>9268864
What is that soundtrack anyway

>>9259583
Tara Lynn Barr?!?! Wtf?!?!

>>9280911
So cool

>>9259571
Top kek

>>9259571
fuck i lost

>>9266887
What's this soundtrack

>>9278429
This is no time for caution

>>9259574
The filename was fuck-fu.

>>9280935
*Omar Intensifies*
Dying over here

>>9268872
fucking /tv/ man

>>9266887
Need soundtrack of this

>>9279351
OMG it's a two parter!

>>9277086
sauce?

>>9281413
Oh. Well I live alone and my front door isn't wood, explains why that didn't occur to me. I'll just go and facepalm quietly.

>>9277086
Sause for love of god

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>>9258596

>>9280874
RIP me

>>9282970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450

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>>9280874
>you

>>9277467
>>9274276
>>9264121

Dont know what video that is
but that's Kylie Maria.

>>9280878
Underated

>>9258588
>Next Shemale Idol 6 - Nicole Bastiani
>http://porneq.com/video/462120/shemale-nicole-bastiani-the-next-shemale-idol-6-scene-4-mp4-720x400-16335-04-big/

>>9280878
oh bill

this whole thread is gold

>>9279347
I've only seen this guy in the clip where that chick tells him not to come and he says he wont.
"Im not on any birth control"
"oh.." he says as he pulls his tiny cum dripping dick out

I thought this guy had one embaressing experience with a prostitute, turns out he has a whole collection. This just made my day.

>>9258829

>>9268881
how many goddam phones are we watching this through

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anyone have the brazzers bane mask one?

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>>9258829

>>9280935
i'm deaad

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>>9284746
Here ya go!

>>9274276
>>9264121
http://www.pornburst.xxx/videos/cheerleader-ts-kylie-maria-anal-nailed/

>>9280878
im sitting here on capital hill

>>9284820
thank you, you beautiful person

>>9269057
fuck you it's a good show. Just don't go past season 8, since s9 is a spin off

>>9277086
for fuck's sake, sauce NOW

>>9285064
>>9283473
>>9283009
>>9277550

lollipopg. you'll be hard pressed to find anything good of her. this is the best there is. might wanna just save yourself the effort

>>9280911
First guy to put a chick to sleep as she's about to orgasm

anyone have the 5gum one? with the asian chick?

>>9258584
lost

>>9274837
Joe Swanson?

>>9284746
Where can i find the full vid ?

>>9278442
ayyyylmao that was a good one.

>>9283917
Thank you anon,

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Never gets old

>>9279927
well you clearly don't cause hes from England and no-one here calls it high school

>>9268910
they're both ugly men tho

>>9260293
Wow you are an attention seeking faggot, nice "original" story

>>9269057
thanks, never understood why all my friends were watching this

>>9277589
This is the modern world, Katie.

>>9278737
well I'm no necrophile