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Creampie thread

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Creampie thread
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>>9249156
I want to fuck her so bad.
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>>9249219
girl/episode name?
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>>9249281
Source?
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>>9249146
>>9249213

sauce?
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>>9249173
Tired of seeing this WebM! Has the source ever been found?
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>>9249191
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>>9249277
who is this please? that pussy is way to perfect
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source?
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>>9249265
Source? I feel I've seen her before.
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>>9249156
I may hate my life and be poor as fuck.

But I'll never be that fat man that agreed to be paid to lay there and get cum on my face while getting pretend cucked.

Thank you anon I found a reason not to kill myself today.
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>>9249156
LuL beta cuck
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>>9249498
No problem.
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>>9249146
please?
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>>9249191
Sauce bby?
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>>9249163
Sauce?
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>>9249156
http://www.xvideos.com/video23528940/hot_threesome_action_ends_with_creampie_eating
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>>9249602
Sauce for that Gif My man?
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>>9249129
Sauce?
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>>9249534
Princess leia
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>>9249129
Is this 1829? Fuck outta here with grey sex.
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>>9249410
first ones princess leia
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>>9249163
>in b4 twins
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>>9249576
it is indeed, although people think it's real cum
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>>9249607
Girl is Jessie Rogers
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>>9249202
Pussy fuzz mm
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>>9249103
Sauce?
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>>9250165
Sauce my good man
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Most of the guys in these clips just don't get deep enough. When I was engaged I always got as deep as possible before coming
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>>9249390
Sauce on this
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>>9249428
Kiara Lord

http://xhamster.com/movies/5424495/Allinternal_horny_blonde_gets_fucked_hard_doggystyle.html
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>>9250659
it is the paradox of creampie porn.
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>>9250945
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>>9250881
Not a paradox more than its hard to find actors who have the semen volune for it to be visible.
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>>9250978
Even the biggest load won't be visible if he nuts balls-deep. Hence, the halfway-out approach that's kind of the worst of both worlds.
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>>9249566
think her name is norah nova
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>>9250945

hahahaha oh man. that face tells me she did not enjoy the flavor!
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>>9249709

it must be since dumb fucks like you still get jealous that you can't get pussy.
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>>9249185
Sauce!?!??!?!!!!!
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>>9249534
is that david tennant dressed up as a ketchup bottle
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>>9249413
even FBI and CIA havnt found sauce fo that
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>>9249129
sauce
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>>9251250
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph565cc18b7f9e3
Happy fapping
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>>9250659
>engaged
topkek
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>>9249413
It used to be on the internet but was taken down.

I saw it when it was up, as the guy pulls out you hear a shloop sound from the suction.

Shame its gone it was a good video,
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>>9249146
could anyone be a saint and provide me a link to this video.
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>>9249191

insultingly fake
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>>9249410
Lady Fire
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>>9249400
Sauce on this, anyone?
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>>9252050
Those are the tiniest balls I've ever seen
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>>9249100
Sauce?
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>>9252050
sauce?
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>>9250365
Old scene from All-Internal, that's all I know.

Anybody?
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Creampie is the only legit fetish. Everything else (anal, facials etc) is pushed by jews to depopulate whites.
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>>9258649
kek
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>>9258649
haha this guy
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>>9249213
Ah, the good ol sounds of "pussy gargling baby batter"
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>>9258649
Cumming inside a woman, the most basic need men have. And you call it a "fetish". You really are a beta.
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>>9258649
It's practically the only thing I want to do anyway. I've come on tits a couple of times, down one girlfriends throat several times before I took her virginity, other than that though, inside 30 odd different women. To the best of my knowledge I only have one kid thankfully, thank fuck for the pill.

I don't see the point of having sex if you're just going to yank it out and spuff on their face/back/tits etc. Might as well have a wank.
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>>9249146
She goes by Princess Leia.

www.playvids.com/v/j7AV2LM6EMT

She even has a store on clips4sale... Store 79247
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>>9250941
>that pulsing
very nice
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>tfw you do want to cum inside of your girl but are too scared to make her pregnant

feelsbadman
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>>9259848
The self-control to pull out for your own good is what separates you from an animal.
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>>9259865
Honestly I'm surprised with how much I can control myself to not let it go in.
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>>9259051

Yeah I realized my error after I posted. The fact that we have a special term for it instead of taking it to be the default is kind of telling though.

>>9259207

agreed
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>>9252046
wtf she snuck out a little piss
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>>9259848
I work at Walgreens and you'd be surprised by how much Plan B we sell a day...
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>>9258649
Confirmed Virgin
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>>9259848
trust me, don't take the risk.

my girlfriend was on the birth control shot, which is supposed to be 100% effective, so we stopped using condoms really fast and had a bunch of unprotected sex.

It felt sooooo good, but 3 months later and BAM she was pregnant. I'm 18, she's 17, and she's a hardcore Catholic, so I pretty much thought my whole life was over.

nobody thinks it'll happen to them. she ended up getting an abortion, but it was still one of the scariest fucking moments of my life when she told me. now she's been kicked out of her church and her family hates her for what she did. she believes she's a murderer and she's mentally traumatized. she'll have to live with it for the rest of her life.

me, i didn't give two shits about the kid, but i'm sorry i put her through so much pain.
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>>9261807
>Hardcore Catholic
>Taking Birth Control

Catholics don't believe in birth control.
I dated this one chick for almost 3 years. She was on BC the entire time. Came in her TONS.

Never got her pregnant.

You sir, got played.
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>>9261815
she wasn't a good catholic by any means. she had some mental issues because of abuse by a previous boyfriend and her father, which i 100% believe because i've been friends with her brother for years.

she was on the shot and she used to do a lot of drugs and had no problem reconciling that with her religion, but catholics are so completely anti-abortion that it was like it was in a whole other league of its own in her mind.

it's surreal, man.
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>>9261831
Oh dang.
I hear that a lot about Catholic fathers.

However, my dad was raised in Catholic family and he nor any of his siblings were abused, so I guess they got lucky.

Stay strong Anon.
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>>9261831
Ur an idiot.

>Friend in highschool dates girl
>Girls kind of fucked up, but a good 'Christian'
>Friend cant see it cause of rose colored glasses
>Says shes on birth control
>Friend nuts in her
>Pregnant
>'Oh anon u know birth controls not 100% effective.'
>Bullshit.
>He got a great job doing under water welding.
>A shitload of money paid to her each month
>She works at McDonalds
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>>9261851
thanks anon. i hope you have a good night.
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>>9261787
are people that irresponsible with the pill?
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>>9249156
I'm not into this cuck shit, but man, her thighs and legs are amazing.
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>>9249163
sharing is caring
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>>9261892
It's generally Mexican's and people from the Middle East who buy it from us. At least here in Texas, anyways.
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>>9261928
that explains alot :^)
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>>9261936
They always complain it costs "too much" and my response is generally "Imagine the costs of having a baby."

That generally makes them go "Ah yes, I guess $50 isn't too bad then.."
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>>9261856

No birth control is 100% effective, and the shot isn't even considered the most reliable. The pill, if done right, is more reliable, and IUDs hold the top spot, but even they can fail in rare cases.

Hell, condoms on their own usually only get ranked at between 70%-80% in reliability. Be smart about that shit. Do your homework.
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>>9261942
Since the Affordable Care Act, birth control is free (no copay) if you have any insurance whatsoever.

The more you know...
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>>9261959
Not even surgical sterilization like tubal ligations or vasectomies are considered 100% safe. But birth control like IUDs are considered as safe as those.

For all intents and purposes, some birth control is 100% safe.
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>>9262039
what about Alesse? (if you know that name)
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>>9261807
Smells like a coolstorybro moment of lies to me, but if it is truth then it was for the best, someone that stupid to believe all that nonsense should really reproduce.
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>>9262039
4 year owner if a vasectomy here

Not one fucking pregnancy. Safest form of birth control.
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>>9262309
>>9262039
>>9261959

Still waiting on Vasalgel here...
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>>9249237
source?
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>>9261856
Aa a former BC user, I know some of the factors that can coorelate with making it not work. Though, I never had an issue with it not working.

If you take antibiotics, they can even screw it up. Hell, that's how I was born.
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>>9249138
Sauce?
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>>9261959
Birth controls that dont relly on people's brains are the best: IUD and subdermical implant.
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>>9262583
chipotle
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>>9249498
He probably gets a free meal and a bullet to the head though
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>>9249502
>watches tyler1
>calls people beta cucks
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>>9249874
kek
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>>9257792
MODS
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>>9259848

use a condom...
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>>9264061
What? Never seen a shaved pussy before?
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>>9256389
isnt he a eunuch?
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>>9259848
learn about pregnancy since you're obviously still in high school. There is only one day a month that a woman can get pregnant and the egg is alive for 24 hours. Sperm lives for up to 5 days so plan accordingly and you can have an amazing time.
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>>9249413
It looks exactly like my gf. like. point on.
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>>9257792
Mods
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>>9264176
That is CP tho.
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>>9249163
mmm, he filled those pussies good
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>>9264728
are you fucking retarded?
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>>9258649
so you wouldn't have a problem if i end up having 5 kids an no means to support them other than welfare?
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>>9249522
FFS Sauce please i cant find it on the site
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>>9266100
>>9266079
>>9264061
that isnt cp you fucking retards
http://www.xvideos.com/video5813640/sleeping_girl_gets_creampies_from_two_guys
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11/11
End of dump
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>>9266276
>>9266296
Nicole Aniston
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>>9261768
Was... was he fucking her urethra?
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>>9266223
Anyone got a link to this video or the girl's name. I had a vid of her bookmarked, but apparently it's been taken down.
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>>9261959
The %error is mostly made up of women deliberately trapping men and idiots who forgot they forgot. I dated a pharmacy student for almost 2 years and came inside her hundreds of times without incident.
She would always remember, would warn me if she was taking antibiotics and on the few times she forgot to take the pill she would always let me know before I started getting horny.
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>>9266718
This gif doesn't even have sound and I can still hear the death squeals this mongoloid breed you call "japanese girl" makes. Man I hate JAV porn.
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>>9249531
mmm... sow your virile seed into her fertile womb...
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>>9266330
For a second when the video first started, I thought she was taking a dump.
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>>9252030
sauce?
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>>9266263
>its too late

i came
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>>9251286
Why yes, it is the 10th Doctor.
It was part of a tv ad for a 2012 English charity called "sport relief".
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>>9261928
That's not how you pluralize a word.
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>>9249400
Ive done this, best thing ever. How my gf discovered she likes being cuckqueaned
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26 y of no protected sex, never got gfs pregnant.
Made some examination about my sperm, diagnosis varicocele..

Don't give a fuck, don't need a baby.

Had new gf, never come inside.
Got pregnant after 1 month of living togheter.

Did it was my brain? or shitty luck.
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>>9269955
it's called not fucking when they're ovulating you retard
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>>9270073
>You)
What do you think i have done for 26 years ?
There is no need to be rude anyway
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>>9269955
Cucked.
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>>9250659
..."When I was engaged"

I take it the other guy got pretty deep too huh
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>>9249487
sauce
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>>9264728
5 days in lab conditions, maybe
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>>9249874
>germany.gif
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>>9249277
Kiara Lord
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>>9252373
ghetto married
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>>9249265
http://xhamster.com/movies/5571071/bus_sop_fuck_2.html
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>>9261807
Been bustin in my girlfriend for 5 years and shes on the pill still no kid
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>>9249371
Savannah C, third I think.
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>>9264728
>only one day
You're either retarded, or woefully mistaken. For your own good, stop believing this immediately.

A woman can get pregnant on approximately 6 days per month, the ~5 proceeding ovulation, and the day after ovulation. As sperm can live up to 5 days inside the female body, this leaves between 5-6 days in which there's a danger of pregnancy.

Of course, some medical conditions a girl has can slightly reduce the life of the ovum and even the sperm, but that's extremely rare, so you should always assume there's a 5-6 day window, to be on the safe side.
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>>9249129
I wish somebody had the full video
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>>9259865
Humans are animals you dumb fuck
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>>9271095
Some are, case in point.
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>>9249709
I agree with yea....but that ass does look nice
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>>9271009
To be fair that guy did point out sperm can survive for 5 days, so he was not mistaken. The lass can only actually conceive in those 24 hours, even if it is from some 5 day old spunk hanging around. Of course, you can't always predict when you're going to ovulate, so it's still not a very effective method of avoiding pregnancy.
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>>9249624
>>9251973
>>9271044
heres what i found, but the video doesnt work for me
http://naomijadeflower.tumblr.com/post/145547598443/original-clip-from-our-fun-night-hopefully-we
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>>9266229
If you need welfare you're a degenerate that shouldn't be alive anyway. Your hypothetical kids would be better off without you.
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>>9250659
This guy gets it.

I used to pull out, and then thrust from outside to balls deep on each shot of cum. Intense as fuck, felt good man. My girl was really hairy too, and the mess that ensued was absolutely delightful.
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>>9266263
It's sexy until your girlfriend actually pulls this shit on you.
There's an alternate reality out there where I pussied out of sneaking her the morning-after pill and I'm paying out shitloads to fuel her crack addiction.
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>>9252050
sauce?
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>>9252076
sauce pls
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>>9250366
Vanessa Leon
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>>9272812
Lmao
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>>9249129
Ludo?
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>>9271653
Underrated post
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>>9249281
>>9249397

Veronica Avluv, Pure Mature
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>>9266229
You would be like the avarage sub-saharan african so I see no problem with it. Though in many sub-saharan african countries the avarage is closer to 7 per woman so your family would be small-ish.
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>>9249219
Sauce?
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>>9278043
What a terribly disgusting woman
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>>9274574
kek
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>>9278043
Some people should not speak during sex. That is a terrible voice.
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>>9261787
>having sex with gf one night
>always start with no condom then when i get close to coming I wear a condom
>we're extra horny tonight
>i just wanna pump my seed in her
>ask her if i can cum in her
>says yes
>cum in her felt great
>we decide to get plan b cause no babies yet pls
>i go in walgreens and go to the section
>mfw plan b was sold out
>check for any other brand that has the main ingredient found in plan b
>none
>go to the pharmacy cause they usually have some there at walgreens
>dude asked if i checked the aisle
>i say ya none
>told me they havent had any for 2 weeks then shipment should be this week
>shitting bricks internally

Long story short, I went to another walgreens nearby the next morning and bought it there. A week later her period came earlier then usually so I assume we're in the clear.
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>>9281142
you can get pregnant from pre-cum. covered all the time or else shit bricks every day
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>>9281209
Chances of getting pregnant from pre cum is very rare. The pre cum itself doesnt have any sperm unless I have sperm left over from another time, which I do not cause I make sure I pee before and after sex. So the chances of me getting my girl pregnant from pre cum is no zero but after doing it like this for so long I'm sure we are safe.
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>>9259085
This one is great
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>>9259848

Tfw sterile gf and we don't want kids anyway so I can nut whenever I want
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>>9281142
Girls usually get one more period after being impregnated, but its the next one you gotta look out for
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If there was anything I learned from being Catholic was birth control via natural methods. I have 4 kids, so I definitely know how to produce! and at the same time, I know how to avoid getting the wife preggors. People really should know the science behind it, something that catholic couples are taught before marriage. Basal temperature is a very accurate method of getting your girl pregnant as well as avoiding pregnancy, it's just a little bit of work and science. That along with a calendar method, you can schedule sex, yes I said it, scheduling sex. It's much better than not getting laid because your girl doesnt feel like it. Scheduling it makes your girl get ready and anticipate the moment, not scheduling is romantic baloney. There are definitely days you should avoid sex, and even with a condom, I'de avoid..... That said, been having sex for over a decade without condoms, and I cum internal very often, either vag or mouth depending on how close it is to the "danger days". Only problem I'm still having is making the wife swallow the whole load, *baka*
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>>9268678
No he's the one dumping in her.
>>
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>>9261815
It's funny how people can't wrap their head around probability. Some people seem genuinely convinced that if they're beating the odds, their method must be foolproof, and everyone who isn't as lucky must automatically be doing it wrong
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>>9261959
>and the shot isn't even considered the most reliable. The pill, if done right, is more reliable
That's wrong, you fucking retard.

Depo Provera is as effective as a combined oral that's used correctly, while CIC is substantially more effective. All hormonal contraceptives are literal orders of magnitude more effective than condoms, anyway
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>>9282074
>>9282099
>>9282108
really?
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>>9249407
source?
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>>9250659
Bumping this guy just in case some of you motherfuckers still don't get it
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>>9249531
Gonna need that source
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>>9249129
The kind of stuff /gif/ needs in every thread
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>>9266263
>it's time for you to start paying alimony
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>>9259848
Get your girlfriend to get the contraceptive tube in her arm. Mines had it for a couple years now and shit is cash as fuck.
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>>9262016
>free
Fucking stupid liberals..just fucking kill yourself
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>>9261959
I do not use condoms neither gf or lovers any birth control... guess I am sterile because no kid since 12 years in a row
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>>9269955
She cheated on you
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>>9266223
They have a YouTube channel called megadongs
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>>9262039
The reason vasectomies seem like they don't work is because some men get them, and then immediately start having unprotected sex, but there is still active sperm in their bodies. They say it takes about a month until you have almost zero sperm count.
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>>9249498
He probably got paid more for that shoot then you get in a year though.
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>>9267896
fucking autist
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>>9272893
is it just me or is she shaking?
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>>9252050
>oh no you came in my ass i'm gonna get pregnant
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>>9285816
Yeah it's cold outside
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>>9249270
oh no! he sat on a spider!
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>>9285855
underrated post
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>>9264728
Holy shit.... no wonder there's a fuck ton of pregnant teens when's there's this level of misinformation being given out by morons.
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>>9284113
Can't wait to get rid of Obamacare and get my old insurance back. Ocare is shitcare. I am literally paying for nothing in return. Even my wife's birth control is paid for out of pocket because Ocare only covers one generic brand which she can't take. Shit insurance, shit prices from a shit president.
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>>9266223
really gonna need a source or name here bud
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>>9266263
Gonna need a sauce
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>>9281087
sause pls
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>>9286910
lol?
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>>9286448
more?source?please?
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>>9258416
I had been looking for this for a while.
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>>9266237
dumb fucking thot aint even got lips
she got a line in the middle of her face
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>>9264675
Sauce?
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>>9259207
totally agree.
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>>9271796
whew thats a load
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>>9252030

I love his tattoo on his leg. Amazing.
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>>9284088
yup gf has one of those and feelsgoodman
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>>9286949
yeah big 10 4 on that lol am i in japan or something?
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>>9249156
is that el duce laying down?
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>>9259735
The way she says "noo" made me cum buckets. Thanks anon.
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>>9249129
Walking dead season 6
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>>9285848
kek
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>>9281142

Feed her a shitload of Vitamin C supplements.
Induces her period/forces a miscarriage.

See also: brewing "tea" from parsley.
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>>9249163
And that's how twins are made.
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>>9249386
all my keks
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>>9286465
Slut Witch
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>>9257792
mods
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>>9257792
SAUCE!!!
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>>9290811
Does THIS WORK ANYON???
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>>9252046
>pisses as the cum spills out

I came.. Hard.
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>>9266263
I need sarce
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>>9278043
Never stick your Dick in crazy
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>>9249129
thanks mr skeltal
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>>9249607
jessie rogers best massage ever or something, makes me cum buckets because it only goes on for like, thirty seconds
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>>9249248
Yea, that's pretty fukkin hot.
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I'm really really into creampies and after we got married he finally started allowing himself to come in my cunt. Took three years of creampies to get pregnant.

Now I'm 5 months. The shitty part is we were told not to have sex for a while. Instead I suck his cock and he shoots it all over my pussy. Not the same thing but close. Can't wait for this kid to vacate so he can get back to filling me up.
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>>9281142
>he doesn't know about implantation bleeding
>congrats, daddy
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>>9266287
"Squirt it deep in me"
>dumb nigger proceeds to cum with just the head in
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>>9258411
Sauce on this?
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Can someone start a joi/cei thread Purdy Plz?
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>>9270979
Correct.
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>>9281880
lucky bastard lol
>>
up, best thread
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>>9250659
THAT is how you creampie a pussy
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>>9249163
>>9249576
Found it

http://wowgirls.tv/videos/anjelica/cock-addicts/
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>>9296599
hereĀ“s the longer version
http://www.xvideos.com/video4466288/anjelica_and_zoe_cock_addicts
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>>9269126
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>>9249305
I just love looking at the dudes balls and asshole.
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>>9296810
How else can you see the dude unloading into the girl's pussy? I love the contracting PC muscles and the winking asshole. It confirms when his cum is filling her up.
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