ESCORT STORiES

>>9235296
..did you just leave an online review for a whore?

>>9235308
that just happened

>>9235319
please add it to Google Reviews I don't see any reviews for her yet

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>>9235308
Does this count as a review? Just wanted to have an escort thread.

Bumping with another escort

>>9235296
did you raw dog it?

>>9235352
no

>>9235362
I'm guessing she sucked your dick without a condom

>>9235296
If you're gonna claim this girl in the clip is an escort you fucked, don't use a clip of a famous amateur porn couple like Roc and Shay [spoiler] I made this webm months ago [/spoiler]

>>9235296
>Shows up in a nice tight dress..
>Asks you to help take her pants off.
You missed out the part where she changes her clothes after blowing you.

>>9235370
She was black to, The only difference is that she had longer hair.
>>9235366
Yep

>>9235296

>shows up with a nice tight dress and sexy high heels
>telling me she needs help with her pants
>She kneels on the wall while i take off her pants

things that never happened for $1000 alex

>>9235377
I meant panties

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He's some solid advice:
1.outcalls are not cops
2.always get an escorts that refuses service to a race, cops can't discriminate race when doing a sting operation.

I live in California and I've been caught before, it's been expunged from my record, but it's still embarrassing.

>>9235296
And now you mention it. How do you remove someone's pants when they're kneeling on a wall?
Haaaang on.... this story is just that. .a story. And a bad one at that. It has more holes than the average porn star uses.

>>9235399
In your ex experience, are escorts reviewed on TER all legit? How do you get started in the hobby with no references?

Ok i'll go.
>Birthday, get xanax and cocaine.
>Do both at once. go too pick up hoe 10 mins away.
>She wants to fuck in the hotel room, fuck that, take her back to my apt.
>Since I did both Coke and xanas I cant cum but sex feels amazing.
>Paid for only 1 hour but ended up taking three.
>This bitches ass is incredible, I pound her taking lines for 3 hours straigt.
>Finally she gets bored after her 5th orgasm, tells me to lay back. I do since Im getting limp at the time.
>Hoe dosent even ask me, just sticks her finger up my asshole.
>Starts deepthroating me, garrgleing on my coock.
>Finally throw ropes down her mouth as I cum with the strenght of a thousand lions.
> End up giving hoe weed and having her fuck my roomate as a gift.

>>9235414
Redbook is usually a good place, but I hit up backpage and look for girls that put no black men.

>>9235399
>Living in USA

>>9235435
What if your black but not a hood nigga

>>9235331
I forgot the woman on the right's name, but she is a legit worker in London. She's got a few videos around.

>>9235433
now that's a story

>>9235385
rip

>>9235331
I need sauce

>>9235433
fuck yeah

>>9235435
what the fuck is redbook, google gives no info besides a downed website taken by the feds

>>9235435
They say that shit to make their white clients happy. They most certainly fuck black guys.. Money is money and they'll do and say anything to get it. You've been lied to and if you've been with an escort 9 times out of 10 she was with a black guy...

>>9235459
That's too bad, these girls put this cause black guys try and recruit them, Rob, or even rape them.

>>9235521
Damn you're an idiot, that's not the case, they write because cops don't discriminate otherwise they can't charge you with anything.

I fuck me an escort everytime I get payed, love the rush.

>>9235519
redbook, or myredbook, was basically backpage with messageboards
I mean, I'm guessing, I dug around a bit more through google

my bet is that he hasn't gotten a hooker online in a while

>>9235296
>Missoula MT

I live there!

>>9235385
Girls wear dresses over pants- even blue jeans but they were probably yoga pants in this case.

You god damn boosted animal.

>>9235580
or maybe he just meant panties

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>>9235433

>>9235460
Bambi Blacks

>>9235433
nigga u gay

>>9235296

>fucking a black hooker

enjoy your AIDS

>>9235296
You're either lying or the luckiest man with whores
This is my average experience everytime i call an escort and i fucked alot of them
>call a escort get the address
>she's waiting me in a shitty dark nasty apartment
>she's well dressed and good looking but not the same person i taught I'd meet when i saw her pic online which she said 100% real
>thinking on leaving but she's not ugly so what the hell let's do it
>get in the room suddenly notice how nasty it is
>i dont even start saying anything and she says i gotta pay its like a boner killer but whatever i pay
>she ask me what do i want i say suck and fuck the average
>she starts blowing not sexy walk not teasing nothing just sucking
>doesn't feel like anything my dick hardly raises up
>time to fuck missionary position i try to bend on her so i can get inside her deeper get yelled m "DON'T TOUCH ME''
>wtf totally boner kill
>change position to dog style i fuck her for like 30 minutes straight more or less because im not excited im disgusted and my dick wont cum
>she tells me to hurry up for what i paid i cant fuck her that long
>try so hard to cum finally cum im still orgasming and she suddenly turns around and gives me a baby towel to clean myself i dress and leave
>i feel disgusted guilty feelings like an idiot who's been stolen 200 dollars

That's my average experience with hookers and im not even bad looking I'm 8/10 but i have social anxiety i cant talk to girls so i cant get a gf

>>9235433
lmao

>>9235669

that story makes me want to Puke

>my friend got a BJ from a hooker on the street
>he touched her head and she screamed
>DONT TOUCH ME
>killed his Boner
>left her there on her knees -$40

>>9235669

Change the setting, and ask for quality

>>9235669

I've had the same experience, pretty much. Though I've found one girl who genuinely loves sucking dick (or at least is a really good actress), it's great.

>>9235573
Me too!

>>9235693
So weird he didn't pay her first every hooker ask money first specially street hookers

>>9235377
pants = panties, amerifag

>>9235750
You're the first to suggest that, you are the minority, nigger.

>in transit back from Iraq with 4 other guys
>stop for a night Rota Spain
>end up in Irish pub, owned and operated by English guy
>joke with him how we are gonna get the whitest guy among us a tattoo "SPANISH GANGSTA" and then we want to get laid
>shut down the bar and drink with owner for about an hour after he shut down
>comes time for him to send us on our way, calls us a cab
>tells the driver in spanish where to take us
>we no habla espanol...
>he wishes us well on our way
>taxi takes way too long getting us back to base
>where the fuck are we going?
>bright neon heart shaped sign "Oh! Palace" appears over horizon as driver pulls off the highway
>that cheeky wanker...
>get inside
>get girls
>get rooms
>girl takes me into the bathroom or the suite i rented for the hour
>she washes my dick
>she washes herself in the bidet
>hop on the good foot and do the bad thing
pretty basic fucking, no weird shit, classic vanilla
>after a little while i hear knocking on doors in the hall
>every door
>up and down the hall
>some yelling
>me and my guys are the only people left here so it must be one of mine...
>i finish up and go to investigate the problem
>get outside to find one of my guys half dressed, boxers in one hand - ballpoint pen on a chain in the other hand
apparently there was a problem with his creditcard and they yanked him out of his room and held him at the "hotel" reception desk, threatening to call the cops
so he had the great idea to yank the pen off of the desk and hold it at the ready in case he had to stab a hooker with a bic to Jason Bourne his way our of Spain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5VxXx3y-tc

>decide to get an escort
>go on backpage
>find a pretty decent looking one, thin with a really nice ass
>text her, set time to meet at her place
>go there and pull into her driveway
>she pokes her head out real quick but I didn't get a good look at her
>as soon as I park, a black car rolls up in front of the driveway
>two cops get out and come up to my window
>ask what I'm doing there
>know I shouldn't try to bullshit a cop, but stupidly try anyway and tell them I'm just visiting a friend
>"Really? What's her name?"
>"...Star..."
>"STAR?! You met her off backpage, didn't you?"
>say yes in an extremely ashamed/embarrassed tone
>"Yeah, her name is Kelly"
>starts lecturing me about how what I'm doing is really stupid and a great way to get STDs
>asks for my ID, I give it to him
>asks if I've ever been in trouble, I say no (which I haven't)
>tells me to stay in the car until they leave
>she comes out, she looks awful
>wrinkles and horrid teeth, clearly a user, pics must have been from before she started using
>she tells me it's not a sting and that they're just there to investigate something that had happened with her roommate the previous night
>they leave
>I tell her I'm gonna go
>she practically begs me to stay
>say fuck that and go home
>get dressed and go to a job interview
>got the job

>>9235399
To add to this, avoid escorts that don't have a video of themselves in their ad. I've seen four escorts and three of them did not look like the pics. One was about ten years older, one was at least 30 lbs heavier and the other was the girl in my story. Only one that looked the same was the tranny I recently saw that actually had a video.

>>9235816
Well, that is a huge deterrent for me to ever try getting a hooker.

>>9235824
To be fair, it was really just terrible timing, but it still spooked the fuck out of me. I basically said no more escorts after that since I was lucky I didn't get in trouble that time, and there are very few things I can think of that are more humiliating than telling people you got in trouble for getting a hooker. Only reason I saw the tranny was because I just really wanted to see what it's like to fuck an actually good looking shemale (I liked it, but it's not all that great).

>be 20
>ugly with really tiny dick
>go on craigslist before the erotic service was shut down
>get a hooker named miyla
>call her; tell her to come over
>gets to my place really quick
>comes inside takes off clothes i spank her ass and play with her tits
>she tells me to take my pants off
>i do; she laughs but says she has seen smaller
>sucks my dick for 5 minutes
>leaves
>too scared to say anything

>>9235857
lol wtf

>>9235777
Kek

>>9235777
Why is there BF3 soundtrack in the background tho?

>>9235296
y'know ive been genuinely considering this shit recently. in NZ though so selections pretty limited, especially since not a lot of these girls say they do anal and i really just wanna buttfuck one.

https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/auckland/escorts/escorts_15.php?more=27893
https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/all/escorts_15.php?more=29329

these two look pretty decent though... should i go for it lads?

>>9235352
Not him. I love to raw fuck with escorts and lrave their pussies with semen

i went to a few soaplands when in japan
ask me anything bros

>>9236109
This is how you gonna get every fucking disease on the earth unless you have some sort permanent arrangements with hoe.

Went to go see one last night she said room 334
get in elevator heading up 2 black people in elevator black guys starts giving me weird look and ask if I have ever heard of the story about junebug, then says hey ill tell you next time i see you on the elevator he and the girl get off i let them go first and they head straight into room 334
I went down the hall down the stairs and straight to my car NOPE AINT DEALIN WITH THAT

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Not my story but i will tell it as if it were
>Airforce marine marine in portugal
>Kind of a tradition to go to a brother on certain days, i have a gf but whatever i join in
>Place is nice tho, girls start rubbing against me and my friends i say i just want to drink i dont want anything else
>One of my friends goes in to the room with a hooker, comes out 15 min later saying how amazing she is
>Other guy gets jealous and fucks the same hooker
>Comes out saying he was right, she was amazing
>Now this third guy gets intrigued and goes in as well
>15 later he comes out saying how loud and sexy she moaned when he was giving her oral sex

>mfw he gave oral sex to a hooker who already had 2 of is friends dicks in her

>>9235296
>Tight dress
>Wearing pants

Things that never happened/10

so theres a massage parlor i used to go to and for $100-$120 you can get full course happy ending. I went there maybe 4 or 5 times and only came once when i jacked off on the girl. I enjoyed banging them, but since it was with a condom, i could never cum so i would always end up jacking off when i got back home. the only time i was able to cum was with a really young looking girl that allowed me to spew my sperm all over her which was pretty nice. other than that, its a waste.

>>9235669
Yep. This is it. On a few rare occasions that she's really gone downhill from her pics, I'll just throw her a Tubman for her time and leave without sex. Other than that, they usually don't like to be touched, fingered, kissed, etc.

I do it for fun, not because I can't get it elsewhere. Why pay a therapist the same amount for an hour, when I can get my rocks off, unload a bunch of mental baggage, and leave without having to buy a chick dinner or put up with bs?

Plus, from time to time I see them on Facebook or out in public with their boyfriend. Can't imagine how much of a beta those guys must be.

>>9236182
>He thinks the boyfriends don't fuck the whole town around
He doesn't think they can fuck so many girls that it doesn't matter in the least if his girlfriend gets fucked
Normies are pathetic.

>>9235987
>Being this new

>>9236132
I have 3 regular girls

>>9235824
>>9235846
It's pretty easy to avoid the law. Don't respond to ads that look like Glamour Shots or stock photos. Don't be specific about what you want, on phone or in person. If a girl asks, I just tell her I'm looking to relax and hang out. She'll either make the first move, at which point it's not illegal since we never agreed to exchange money for sex, or after a few minutes I'll make some moves on her and see how she responds.

I'm usually more concerned about a sedan pulling up with two brothers inside. I prefer in calls, because I don't like giving strangers my home address, so I usually show up 15 minutes before a scheduled appointment just to check out the neighborhood or hotel. It's pretty common for girls to travel together, have pimps, etc. If I see people coming in and out of her room, I bail.

>>9236141
you're a fag anon, just saying

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French Fag here

Just coming back from this escort.
At firt I was thinking 150euros for half an hour was a bit high but she was down with shit i love like GS & foot fetish + she seemed nice over the texts.
Anyways, I drink like 2liters of waters 2 hours before.
Get there, nicest flat ever, drop dead gorgeous, french kiss for hello, she's slovenian or something but very warm for an estarn european.
She undresses me, go to the shower together, she start stroking/sucking me and tells me
"who's gonna pee on who"
BONER_OVER_9000.jpg
Start peeing on her as she moans and finger and herself. I save some as I go down on her, she all wet and starts peeing on me too (who cares you dont like it - its amazing when you re into it)
We start fucking anal in the shower, go to the room, fuck on the floor, she pees as we fuck, SO FUCKING WET, she "cums" or (I guess fakes it because it was time)
Facial.jpg.
"she whispers thank you baby"

First time in a long while I don't feel bad after nutting with an escort in a while.

tl;dr: http://www.6annonce.com/escort/Mary-66380?from=regular_list < hot sauce

>>9236223
Jimmies rustled much?
If the guys looked like they had a pair, I'd give them credit. They usually look like 19 year old plebs that think it's cool they got a 6/10 chick who's loose with her sex life.

>>9235399
>always get an escorts that refuses service to a race, cops can't discriminate race when doing a sting operation.
is that why every single ad I've ever seen refuses black clients

thought this was escort story topic - not arguing about how to pick up escort, I understand that it's pretty risky in the US but don't you have the "put it on tape to pretend its porn" trick to get outta the way?
lets get this shit exiting!

>>9235669
Fucking same. Here's my last time:
>find a hooker online, fucking gorgeous in photos
>think fuck it, and text her
>she texts back immediately, gives her address, we agree to meet up that evening
>get to her apartment
>it's on top of a tiny shopping centre (strip mall I guess for Americans) in a shitty, shitty neighborhood that somehow managed to be surrounded by BMW dealerships on all sides
>nervous, but I ring the buzzer
>she doesn't answer
>I get a text literally 10 seconds later saying how she's still getting ready and would I mind waiting 15 minutes
>think wow, this is unprofessional
>and how did she have that text ready that quickly?
>sit down and wait
>two roided-out islanders show up at the door to her building, get buzzed in immediately
>these guys are sketchy as fuck
>are they her pimps? bodyguards? just your run of the mill drug dealer?
>I don't fucking care to find out and NOPE right outta there
>text her and say that I'm not really feeling it
>mention the pimps and how I really don't feel safe hanging around after dark in outside her building
>she abuses the fuck out of me (never mind we had an appointment that she failed to meet, and again, this is a dangerous fucking place to be after dark), and I block her number and go home
Plus side, I managed to keep both my kidneys and didn't wake up in a bathtub full of ice.

Brothels are legal where I live, but not streetwalkers. Online ads are not strictly legal, but not really looked into. Because they're legal, I stick to local brothels since they're clean.

My favourite has a bunch of girls to cater most desires. I've got four I regularly visit - a two white girls, a black girl, and an asian - and each gives me a different experience based on what I'm after.

The asian gives incredible massages with a very happy ending (either hand or sex), and does this thing (I can't remember the name) where her handjobs are basically massages that last for ages, and give incredible orgasms. Hegre Art is famous for them.

The black girl is pretty dom about her sex, so basically likes to control the situation, and rides hard and likes to be hit hard.

As for the two white girls, one likes to basically lie back, spread her legs, and let you go to town. The other is a long-game teaser, taking her time to grind your dick and get your underwear soaked up before even getting your dick out. The sex is quick and explosive.

Best part about hitting a brothel regularly is you start getting discounts and preferential treatment, free drinks, etc. The girls I visit treat me well and give me cheaper rates, or even things like sex for the price of a blowjob, or a massage with a free happy ending. Or a happy ending with sex instead of the hand.

>>9235521
Listen to the expert here. I'd believe an anon.

>>9236094
"Works" 7 days a week from 10am until late. Bless.

>>9235433
are you Frank Reynolds

>>9236283
>>9235669
It helps to not be a hideous motherfucker.

>>9236141
Foste as kikas seu paneleiro.

>friend and I are drunk at home with nothing to do
>one of us suggests getting whores
>we call them up
>they show up
>he takes one in his room and me in my room
>both of us too drunk to get hard

wasted $120 to chat to a whore

>>9235296
Nigger.

>>9235857
>be 28 at that time
>never was with hooker before
>had a bad breakup, depression and shit
>decide to get my shit together etc
>after 2 years of dry spell, why not shill some money for a woman
>I buddy from work recommends me agency
>On their web I pick a girl
>They send me her number and I arrange a meeting
>Her rules are: 1. we go to a hotel that I pay for 2. We both take bath 3. I can do whatever I want, but first I need to discuss it with her.
>Seems professional as fuck, so I roll with it
>So we go to the hotel, we talk for about 20 minutes (she had a big bag of clothes with her), I pay her, she calls someone and says that after two hours if we are not finished she will need to call again. Seems reasonable to me.
>So we go to the bathtub .
>Now, since I got my shit together I moved back to lifting, never was that bad of a looker, and have a well above the average dick.
>when we strip she grabs my dick, puts her hand on my chest and says
>"Oh my! What do you need my help for?"
>I felt like crying
>In the end wend well.
>I came fast and asked If that means we are done, She said "You paid for two hours, It can end when you want it to"
>Got an extension, and fucked her almost full 4 hours.
>Played a lot with her body (always liked to do it)
>She came at least 3 times, once on my dick, and 2 times on my hand.
>In the end she gave me her private number If I ever want to do it again ... never called

>Would recommend, just go for quality.

>>9236141
Airforce Marine?
Parecem mais GNR's chupa piças

I've had absolutely horrendous experiences with hookers. It's 50/50. The problem is when it's average as fuck, because of the price, its still horrible because of the guilt and shit you feel.

I'll post one story of a good one and you lads let me know if you want another.

>see massage place like 5 mins walking from my home
>tired from work one day
>decide fuck it
>short-haired escort works there
>probably looks like a troll in reality
>book her anyway
>she's a curvy, huge, perky natural boobed chick with the most feminine face ever and a short cropped haircut
>go get a shower (sperged out and told her I don't need help, why the fuck did I do that)
>lie down on my stomach
>she starts a simple massage
>suddenly presses her breasts to my head
>oh dear sweet jesus they are soft
>entangles her legs with mine
>eventually slides off and just sits on one of my legs, her pussy touching it
>I can feel the wetness
>she starts gliding up and down
>force myself to not cum instantly
>turn around
>she hops on top
>starts grinding me in such a way you'd think i was gonna enter her any second
>lowers her beautiful, soft and perky breasts to caress my face
>glides on my entire body for a few minutes
>at this point the eroticism of the situation has gone beyond sexual and I'm experiencing some weird sensation
>not that hard
>asks me if there's a problem, say there's not
>slides a condom on and just jumps on top
>brings her face very, very close to mine with her boobs milimeters away from me
>starts grinding
>am about to cum
>mumble something about hcanging position because I want this to last longer
>turns around
>can now see her beautiful legs in heels and a perfect, round ass as she mounts me reverse
>as she starts bouncing she looks back at me with pure sex in her eyes
>cum immediately
>lie down
>she hugs me

It was absolutely glorious. I tried to find her again but she moved parlors. eventually I decided against it. Have stopped seeing hookers because the money too much.

>>9235296
>/new-gal-pop-my-real-porn-jada-2days-only-visiting/3992750
What's this?

>>9236423
what an ugly language... It looks like typo.

>>9236449
I want another.

>>9236295
Germany?

>>9236449
>stopped seeing hookers because the money too much.
How much was the one in this story?

>>9236418
Give us her info. I want to fuck her raw

>>9236491
that was 4 years ago

>>9236494
Any info will be helpful

>>9236154

Girls wear yoga pants under dresses sometimes. It checks out.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/15/world-series-of-poker-champion-gregory-paul-raymer-arrested-male-prostitution-sting/

>>9235379
>Yep
Enjoy your herpes bro

>>9236252
>is that why every single ad I've ever seen refuses black clients
Nope STD's and blacks tend to get violent

>>9236500
Well it was service for student escorts in Eastern Europe, dunno if they are still even in business
She was described as "Ukrainian student in Poland" Lyuba or Luyba, but she was speaking with no accent so this might all be shit.

>>9236527
Really? Studentd escorts? Must be bullshit

>>9236546
probably a theme to go by, but age checked out, she was by no way older than 24, and most girls in the catalogue were of the similar age, with just a few milf types

Why don't you guys just get a gf? It's not hard to do, just go out and talk to a girl ffs.

>traveling for about 6 weeks straight
>going well, made significant progress with several customers
>in chicago
>meeting with customer on allocation, and loads of other issues
>going to be a rough meeting
>last stop before i go home
>meeting with rep for the night before got cancelled, "lets review slide deck in the morning at breakfast in the lobby"
>rep sends out new opportunity at said customer that requires a full re-spin of my proposal
>mental block
>browsing web
>backpages
>"in town x/6 - y/6, outcalls, etc... professionals only, near airport"
>bretty hot, text with my private phone
>have to sent a pic, and a pick of the hotel phone
>agree to some company
>arrives
>not quite as hot as picks, but i need to blow a wad
>smalltalk
>nude
>3 hump chump
>"it's good anon, you have some time for more"
>chilling, more small talk
>start talking about work, my slide deck was open
>start talking about meeting tomorrow
>hoe is in marketing, knows my customer
>she blew me and helped my tweak my deck
>nearly in love
>maybe see you again some time, if you are passing through

best $300 i've ever spent

still got mauled by customer, but during the meeting i was thinking about the grill the whole time.

>>9236567
All girls are whores. Hotter when thet have a normal job

>>9235308
lol their are loads of websites that review whores.

if u like to see whores it's really important to find reviews for them

nothings worse than spending money on a woman then regretting it after

>>9235669
>You're either lying or the luckiest man with whores
I'm not OP but that's not an unbelievable experience

>>9235669
>I'm 8/10 but i have social anxiety i cant talk to girls so i cant get a gf
sure buddy

>>9236129
how did u do that as a foreigner and how can i do this if i don't speak japanese. als owhats it like inside pls greentext ur story

>>9235750
Pants =/= Panties autist

>>9236261
>don't you have the "put it on tape to pretend its porn" trick to get outta the way?
This trick works great, since criminals just LOVE being filmed. Bonus points if you put it on the internet so their crime is recorded for ever!

>>9236668
What the fuck is wrong with your typing Jesus fucking Christ.

>>9235521
LOL found the angry nog. get cucked son.

>>9236765
just say you want to use her as a nude model for drawing/photography. a real whore wouldn't care, but an undercover cop wouldn't go along with it, and its not illegal.

then fuck her after.

>>9236796
thank you, i didn't have the strength to educate mr smart ass over there

>>9236159
>but since it was with a condom, i could never cum
u circumsized?

>>9236248
she has obviously photoshopped her stomach.

bet she had a bit of a belly right?

>>9236863


yeah she did but nothing too bad, she also looks more like 37/8 than the 30 told on the website, still one of the best experience out 50+

>>9235580
Fuck off qt

http://www.sexemodel.com/escort/Julia-145072/

Side Story with this chick:

>got to her not soo good apartment, old part of town with a lot of nieghbours and stuff, the flat reads 100% short term rent to whores and drug dealers
I'm gonna 100%honnest, she looked stuning while entering the room
> then started noticing the size of her hands despite being perfectly manucured, some for calves and feet, plus the fake tits and the latin accent my radar went full shemale alert mode
>told her i forgot my money in the car
>caved
>got yelled at & menace to get report to the police
>lol hookers
>got a giro and wanked back home
150e richer >happy :)
(well 145 if you count the giro fries and a orange soda)

>>9235296

all those ads on backpage look so insanely fake - I can't believe any of those pictures are even remotely representative of how the chicks actually look... how can anybody place their faith in this? I'm legit curious

>>9236921

Yeah it's a bet you're willing to take.
Living in europe, most of these chicks being from eastern europe, one once told me "yeah 90% of the pictures are fake because of the girl want to keep it low key becasue family are more and more suspicious regarding teir relatives moving to western europe and check the websites"

Some of em don't care and assume their choices and display real pictures.

Usually it's not badly taken to walk out after seeing the girl IRL if you're disapointed, sometimes she'd even introduce you to some other friend of hers, no pb.

you just have to make up your mind before handing the money

>>9236936

yeah, man - it just sounds incredibly risky... to the point where I fail to see the appeal... to be honest, I'd be surprised anybody could even find a real chick on there ----- I'd assume they were either all traps or cops... and IF it was a female, I'd be shocked if she was anything even approaching attractive


but then again, I'm completely ignorant in that regard - maybe I'm just being unfairly judgmental and skeptical

>>9235296
>tight dress
>>help her take off her pants
yuuuuup

>>9235433
real nigga comin thru

>>9236946
to avoid traps, avoid lambda latinos in discounts hotel with belly tattoos

to avoid cops, stay away from the same discount hotel or short term rent residences

about the cops I (knocking on wood) have no bad experiences
about the fake pics, just as i told you, it's same as in retail, the cheaper isn't the better for a reason, if you put a few extra euros in the booking, they usually the real deal

>>9235370
That's not Roc and Shay...

>>9236248
Putain je savais pas qu'on pouvait trouver des escorts comme ça. Je suis puceau et je suis prêt à aller sur Paris pour la voir. ISSOU !

>>9236981
cc le 15-18

>>9236384
>>9236423

A quantidade de tugas aqui é bem maior do que eu estava à espera...

>>9236472

Fuck off you Retard!

How funny I stumbled upon this thread. My favorite escort is in town, and I've booked a meeting with her in 3 hours. I only have good experience with escorts. Mostly met with eastern european escorts, but also one girl from Italy.

>>9236567
>>3 hump chump
It's 3 pump chump you dickless wanker.

>>9235370
Clip is on that escort's ad (you can get to it by searching what OP posted), whether it's really her or not.

>Girlfriend is out of town and I'm feeling kind of horny
>Have a few drinks and decide I'm going to browse Craigslist a bit, see if I can find a hookup
>Mostly bots, along with the occasional dude who wants to suck my dick and sniff my ass in a dark room
>Finally see something that seems legit, but going off of the wording I'm pretty sure it's a hooker
>Say fuck it, email here and wait. She responds not long after, gives the details and sends a pic.
>Pretty hot, little chunky, kind of old but oh well
>I agree, tell her I can head out in about 30, she gives me a general location
>When I'm in that area, I text her again and she tells me
>Pull up to this shitty looking house, all dark
>Oh fuck, time to get robbed
>Hide literally every conceivable valuable in various locations in my car while I'm sitting in front of the house
>She pokes her head out the side door, I can barely make her out
>Get to the house. Reeks of cigarettes, she looks about ten years older, and there's this massive fucking dog not two feet away from her just staring at me.
>I contemplate bailing as I stand at the door, but say fuck it and follow her to the bedroom.
>She tells me to strip, not much small talk. I do.
>Eyes me up and down, then tells me to get in bed
>The second I'm in bed, she climbs in a bit lower, pulls her tits out and proceeds to give me the best bj I've ever had
>Deepthroating, slow then fast, sloppy, creates this warm feeling I've never even experienced. Amazing
>SomehowI manage to last about ten minutes before I tell her I'm about to cum
>Bust a four day load in her mouth, she jumps up grabs a tissue paper and spits out enough jizz to fill a five hour energy bottle
>Feel sudden urge to GTFO, so I tell her thanks, leave the cash on the drawer and bail
>She texts me halfway home, tells me to call her again, that she loves sucking cock, and loved sucking mine

>>9235399
>2.always get an escorts that refuses service to a race, cops can't discriminate race when doing a sting operation.

I'm not following this logic at all. They could just have a white cop do the sting?

>>9236283

dont mention the pimps, anon

>>9236248
Est-ce que tu visites des forums français spécialisés ? Avant, il y avait Youppie, mais la section des "rapports" est fermée depuis la criminalisation des clients.

I've fucked quite a few escorts. My rule of thumb is if you find any reason you should bail. DO IT. I never take my wallet. Just enough money to get what I want. I always park about a few places away. I always arrive 15 minute early and wait and see whongoes in or out of the place. Always bring a 2 condoms and hide them in my sock. Always make them touch me almost as soon as I get in and before we talk about anything.

>>9236523
Tfw whores can point this out all day but nobody else is allowed to.

>>9235846
I mean, if you're getting a tranny, you gotta have her fuck you to get the best experience. If she's a bottom only, fuck that noise, get a girl.

something very few of you guys mentioned: how much did you pay the hooker? you pay her hourly or by performance?

most bitches ask for cash by performance so idk how much would it be to pay hourly

>>9236523
spoken to a lot of escorts who say that african men have big dicks and when u fuck 3+ men a day err day then it helps if they aren't well endowed.
they care about money not the experience

>>9237017
w...what? The logic is that cops put up fake ads then bust whoever comes along. An actual prostitute might be scared of allowing blacks but cops wouldn't give a shit because they intend to bust whoever comes anyway, so they'd never write "no blacks" (They probably wouldn't even be allowed to if they wanted for social justice reasons).

>>9236094
Yeah, get Hollie and plow that ass.

>>9237092
It's because the risk of getting raped and robbed is much higher with non-white clients. One escort even told me that black and sandniggers would often arrive, only to argue about the agreed price.

>>9237015
>Oh fuck, time to get robbed
kek

>>9236261
>http://www.6annonce.com/escort/Mary-66380?from=regular_list
It's only legal to shoot hardcore porn in NY and CA. And I'm pretty sure that it's heavily regulated there as well. This trick isn't real.

>>9236461
It's a link, you use them to browse the internet.

>>9237017
What he means is that if the girl was a cop, they can't discriminate against black people, cause law.

>>9235399
though this needs confirmation, it's worth suggesting

ask her if she's willing to take nude pics. it's not illecit and an undercover cop would never accept

>>9236138
>junebug
what are these junebug stories? i'm only aware of the actual bug

>>9237120
Ah, I had my order of operations wrong.

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>>9237221
Very skinny

>>9235824
It's called out calls. In calls means you go to them, which can be a set up. Out calls are safer because it's on your grounds. Also make sure you hide your shit or get robbed.

I just started going to a asian massage parlor and been getting HJs. Only been twice but I plan on sticking there for awhile and fuck one of the massaues there

That is as "escort" as it gets for me.

>>9236946
>completely ignorant
indeed

>>9236755
Pants=panties in uk amerifag

>>9237221
I give your camera a 2

>>9237221
The fuck were you recording with

>>9237080
never, they always ask what you want and Try to get money up front

>>9237291
paying someone for nudes is not illicit either. but what female cop would burn herself like that?

>>9237300
wat?

>>9236992
Go and bust a nut for us man. For all of us penniless anons.

>>9237305
if the girl asks for money up front and you pay her, you agreed to pay to take naked pics, nothing more. and no cops would have some guy to take pics of her naked. So if she accepts, she's a hooker, you can ask her to have sex safely. if she refuses she's 100% a cop

>>9237092
>>9235521
i know it hurts you faggots to see this but it's the truth. I'm a black guy whose slept w/ 10+ "no AA" hookers

>>9237324
don't make it more complicated than it is. if she's a hooker she's gonna check YOU to make sure YOU are not a cop as soon as you guys meet up. as long as you don't mention money before she does you'll be fine no matter what

I went through a really bad bout with depressiom two years ago. Rather than turning to drugs and alcohol, I turned to sex. Needless to say Backpage and Craigslist were my most frequented pages for a spell. I was having sex with escorts about 1-2 times a week for a period of about 6-8 months. I'd still see escorts from time to time after that but not nearly as frequent.

Things I've learned (at least in the Northern Colorado area and for me personally):
1. Most black girls use fake pictures, but some of the best sex I've ever had.

2. You get your money's worth with a well reviewed escort

3. Latinas are boring

4. Older women are more fun than young women

5. Find an escort board in your area (for me it'd be theotherboard) to avoid stings

6. Always google the name and number on the ad

7. Avoid any girl that accepts "trades"

8. Always wear a condom. Yes, even during a bj (I mean, unless you know the client frequency and birth control the girl has)

9. Dont wait in the parking lot for more than 15 minutes

10. Stop being a loser bitch and focus your money and energy on something actually worthwhile because 9/10 times you'll feel like shit after the deed is done.

Ill post a story or two later. Tired at the moment

Research on backpage, live escort review, usa sex guide and some others.

Peruse a few days, it will become quite obvious which are real and which are fake.

Cost depends on city. Good looking white girls tend to ask for more, but $150-$200 is what I will pay to fuck a black girl. That's for an hour, or usually until you nut. This is a hot, young black girl, with a small waist and nice round ass. There's a girl in the town less than an hour away that will only quote half an hour, $100 with no upsell. Short, skinny with a fine round black backside. Go dog for 10, then prone bone to nut. She's glorious.

There's one in town asks $150 for an hour. Starts with BBBJ, then end up prone bone to nut after about 30 minutes. Sexy small waist with round ass, greets in a red dress, she's to fuckin die for. Early 20s, just started providing. That's some tight shit.

There's another black girl comes into town about once a month for a few days, stays in a hotel near the airport. I like them tiny, she's more average but in great shape with a nice round ass and large tits with large areolas. Put a condom on and fuck her dog, prone, then strip the cover to fuck her tits. Fucking amazing. She always laughs at how hot the jizz is running down the side of her neck. My balls hurt for hours after. $200 for an hour, which I do my best to last for. Once we went to breakfast, then back to the room to fuck, that was nice.

Two or three bad experiences, but good shit for the most part, about once a month or so for the past 4 years. Mostly young black girls, but on occasion will hit up an extraordinarily exotic white girl. Most paid was $260.

>girlfriend is paralysed
>cant 'feel' it
>sex is basically her faking and taking it, since it hurts her back to carry that weight or to doggy
>she goes "anon, i get it... you are a man. if its paid, im okay with it
>unsure and nervous, this gf is my first
>go to brothel, say i want to get to know the girls but not do anything yet, will pay.
>madame says sure, pay about 50 eurobux to chat with the girls not servicing customers for about an hour.
>one 'inquires' if im scared to take the leap
>explain situation, say i love my gf and im not sure yet... afraid i might hurt her
>i go home, the girls were pretty cool and nice, tell about it to gf since she asked and wants to know how it went.
>get a call a day later, madame says she has a number for me for someone i should meet.
>am like wut, take the number but confused
>assume its one of the girls that needs the cash or shes trying to push me a bit to take the leap
>call number, girl asks who i am, say madame gave me the number
>ahhh, you must be anon, hey im girl, nice to meet you.
>wants to meet in person, no charge. tells me dont bring gf (lol)
>meet her, drop dead gorgeous, but a bit skinny for my tastes
>mentions she is new to this
>through madame?
>no, with a... customer
>>>>>>>>suuuure im not stupid
>dont say anything just nod
>we make a new appointment, she tells me next time the charge is 200 spacebux (bit pricy)
>i agree anyway, like her
>she gives me picture, rather unflattering... says its for gf
>tell gf, shes happy for me, see pain in her eyes
>tell her one word and i stop all of this
>she is honest, says she wishes she could give this to me but is happy i can still have it.
>new meeting w girl
>new adress
>her home, notice from pictures put up
>guy in wheelchair comes up in most pictures
>ruh row... i know where this is goin
>she notices, says its her husband, died last year
>apologise... feel like a shitcake
>she tells me its ok, takes my hands and kisses me on the mouth
...cont

>>9237129
I live in a country where just as many whites are living in poverty as minorities and there is no stereotype for minorities and crime. futhermore I only see escorts in my town which is middle - upperclass.

i might consider going to an escort but the ones around me are hood as fuck and idk if i trust it too much. if anyone is in the rochester, ny area id like to know your experience/stories

>>9236992

Greentext the story afterwards. Godspeed.

OP OP OP! Was that a tri state area ad? I've had interest in the same girl!

>>9235543
Are you fucking stupid? Cops can absolutely discriminate in their stings.

>>9236990

fodasse, pelo menos 3 aqui crl.

donde sois seus conas?

>>9237045
vivastreet
sexemodel
wannonce
6annonce
....

>>9237015

How is the herpes treating you?

>>9237384

At that point why not just dump the GF? You'd get to fuck people who can feel it and she can find some asexual dude or something. Seems cheaper, especially in the long run.

>>9235377
That confused the fuck outta me. Had to reread a few times.

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>>9237384

>Look online for escort
>Some good lookers local but no reviews
>No reviews generally means a bad fuck
>See Russian girl
>All her reviews are glowing, she's got druggie eyes and a little out of shape but kinda qt
>Go see her in nice apartment
>End up really enjoying myself as she's really enthusiatic, top tier acting staring into me as a I come
>See her a few times over 2 years
>She get's fitter and healthier
>Utterly wild sex she initiates
>Riding me cowboy as she twists my nipples
>I spank her ass hard and she goes nuts for a second biting my shoulder
>I gladly eat her ass
>Takes my cum over her face and mouth like a champ
>When I can't cum, she stuck her long fingernailed finger up my ass and I exploded
>Ripped anus was tender for a week but totally worth it
>Other time I can't cum she gets on end of bed, hangs head down and tells me to fuck her face
>Dresses me afterward
>Get tidbits of her life
>Ethnic Russian from Donbas
>No longer drinks because of bad life at home
>After a long hiatus she returns with new tits and lips, total makeover
>Prefer natural but she's still great
>Tells me see saw Euromaidan as she was getting her tits done in Kiev
>Around beginning of Donbas war she leaves
>Probably went home and fucked Givi
>She came back a few months ago briefly but I missed her

>>9236896
All those photos scream trap anon. It's okay I wank to bbws when I'm really horny

i cheat on my wife with way younger escorts. 20-23 range while im in my 30s. My wife fucks me once a week but its not enough, I was willing to settle to have someone always there which makes me a weak bitch but I fuck the shit out of these young escorts, $200 a month is nothing compared to the release I get.

>>9237384
Well, continue anon...

>>9235296
>tight dress
>pants
Inconsistency says this is a bullshit story

>>9237349
>>9235521
>>9237092
So they either don't fuck black men or they do depending on which nog you ask. It's either "they're too big" or "they're just saying they don't fuck blacks to draw in whites". It's ok, keep telling yourselves women llike you.

>>9237814
I feel you homie. I get sex 3-4 times a week, but it's vanilla and I need some kink release in my life. The young hot ones in my area are pricey, but I like the milfs because they're low volume and freakier.

>>9237017

They're probably not allowed to operate a sting that is discriminatory to a certain race/races.

>>9237885
I don't live in america so its the first time i heard that they put that "no african americans" thing to prove they aren't cops.

there's no inconsistancy friend. don't be intimidated just enjoy life :P

>>9237918
They literally are allowed to discriminate in their use of lethal force and imprisonment, they don't give a fuck about discriminating in stings. Do not believe the lies regarding discrimination and stings. The best way to be safe is use screening services like TER and P411. Anyone that doesn't have a review should never be used. Cops really are interested in the pimps, traffickers, and underage girls. If yo use your head, you'll most likely be fine.

>>9237534
>>9237534
>>9237534
+1 não estava á espera disto hahahaha

>>9237930
It's bullshit, don't listen to it. They say no "black men", because they want to either encourage white men with money to show, or they are afraid of getting kidnapped and forcibly pimped out.

To all the dumb-dumbs, they don't take black clients for the same reason that cabbies don't stop for black people: they're cheap, they're annoying and when push comes to shove they're more likely to get violent.

Escorts put themselves in dangerous situations. Who's most likely to be in tune with what's dangerous and what's safe, as far as clientele?

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>>9237941
>>9237957
>>9237885

maybe they just don't want aids

See BP girls occasionally. Also girls from eccie.net (which I highly recommend).

I usually do outcalls. Gated complex keeps things safe. once I saw a girl incall. Had my wife drive me there. Left wallet in the car. Only took lube, condoms, and money. She didn't have condoms, it turns out. Guess she normally did blow-n-go. When we were finishing, I called my wife to come pick me up. This really surprised the girl so much so that she wanted meet my wife which she did when my wife got there.

>>9237930
I'm guessing english isn't your first language so let me clarify. 1 person says that escorts DO fuck blacks but put "no blacks" in their description to satisfy whites. The other says they DON'T fuck blacks because they're too big. It has nothing to do with proving they're not cops, as it's been pointed out, cops don't do outcalls because they can't control the situation. Sting operations are done in small zones where tons of cops are watching for things to go wrong.

The stereotypes build themselves into this ridiculous logic where a retard like >>9237349 will try to maintain 2 contradicting opinions simultaneously. The cognitive dissonance is ridiculous, and the racism is so thick it bugs me. Because it's all about racism...look at porn for example. The BBC meme means that black men can only get into porn if they're huge. They don't accept average sized black men because it doesn't feed the stereotype, and therefore doesn't draw in viewers. Comprendo amigo?

>>9237957
This, they don't want ghetto nigs who think it's okay to rough them up. Same reason some only take older clients because they are assumed to be gentler

>>9237967
Maybe they don't want aids yet they're escorts? Boy you are dumb.

>>9237976
Wtf and your wife was cool with this? What kinda fucked up shit yall got going on?

they say no black men for many reasons

>99% of pimps are black
>their current pimp doesnt want trouble
>blacks are more likely to rob or hurt them
>don't want to wear out their pussy

there is literally no reason to welcome blacks as a hooker when you can just fill time with 45 yo white guys with limp dicks and frigid wives

>>9237992

the fuck did you even type?

>>9237266
Op was an amerifag. Besides, my fucking pants are my trousers, lasses underwear are knickers.

>>9235399
Details and advice?
I been doing it few times a year, but my city is cracking down since Superbowl is next year. Also they changed the law for EMS, can lose license if caught.

>>9238005
>maybe they don't want aids
>they fuck random men for a living

Now do you see what you said makes no sense?

>>9237885
lol hey i didnt say they liked me im just sayin i fucked em. im glad it bothers you so much

>>9238019

There's a thing called condoms and black people aren't prone to using condoms. Even then, HIV is transmitted in other ways

>>9238001

2 things. I have a higher libido than my wife and my wife is also a compersive cuckquean. The unusual part of the story was the girl wanting to go out and meet my wife. Usually, my wife is sleeping in another room when I do outcalls.

>>9236109
>You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>9238083
ya man that's so far-fetched, who would possibly pay the extra 40 bucks to lose the rubber.

>go to young whore apt (18-19yo I guess)
>blaze like 2 grams of weed before arriving
>she is the typical "princess" escort, won't kiss, condom bj, a shit
>she gets on top of me and rides me fast, you can clearly tell she wants you to cum and gtfo
>ok.jpg
>tell her to get on her side, lift and hug her left leg, and straddle the other.
>fucking ram her so hard she covers her face so I don't see her cumming
>I keep fucking her like an animal, the single size bed starts moving towards the wall and she hits her head kek
>she tells me to stop, I don't
>she starts screaming and hitting at me
>I keep fucking her until I cum
>the bitch gets mad a f and calls their whoresisters
>have to fucking escape before I get stabbed
kek


>another young whore
>but this one is a fucking semen demon
>she is lying in bed naked
>put on condom, its small as fuck
>tell her I can't use this shit, I didn't brought condoms, ask if she has a bigger one (I'm not mandingo, just about 7")
>she tells me she doesn't matter if its me while looking at me like a succubus while spreading that pussy
>creampie.mov
Still haven't checked if I got aids yet like 2 years later

kek no regrets.

>>923738for the love of god continue senpai!!!

>>9235744

canada
were polite about sum shit

>>9238125
fkin topkek mate

>>9238058
>black people aren't prone to using condoms.

And that's what you believe...

>>9238069
I'm sorry but your wife has no dignity.

My only time was a pathetic experience. I looked at backpage and found a girl. We met and she was quite a bit different than pictured. Asked for payment up front. Took off her shirt and then talked about her boyfriend for 15 min while I tried touching her and getting her to pay attention to my dick. Then she said she was leaving. So I went outside and slashed her tires. $120 later and no regrets

>>9235399
>Getting arrested for having sex

Land of fee!

>go on bp and seeking someone local to the area
>find this nice black/latina girl and we text each other for a outcall
>she shows up and she is full on black and 6ft tall...I am 6ft tall as well. She looked shorter in the photos and use filter to bleach her skin wtf
>she checks my places to make sure she does not get mugged and looks everywhere to make sure no one is hidding, I was not a cop, kidnapped etc etc.
>kinda weird, my place is neat, modern and updated..nothing funky smelling or weird
>she said if I was in anal and I said no, I never do that
>we start off and she smells like a black person due to hair products, not being racist but it is a turn off for me
>we do doggy and she says the normal,"fucky me daddy etc" WHILE TEXTING HER OTHER CLIENTS doing doggy
>you got to be fucking kidding me
>I asked her to not text just for the next few mins and she said sorry she did not have clients
>I quickly bust just to get it over with it
>pull out the condom it was fucking bloody...I freeze in fucking terror and look at her
>she said that is normal and ask her if she is on her period and she says no
>all I could think about is aids, stds etc. I did not touched the blood nor did it get on my skin but I pull it out and flush it down
>I got tested a few months later and I came out neg so I am cleared

I never fucked a black person nor do I have any interested ever again. Fuck that.

>>9238261
I wanted an Asian girl so I go on BP and start looking around and found a good one for $120 and it is an agency. I used them twice with very different experience.

>they respond right away and ask for 30 mins
>give me address and ask me a few question if I was black "no" and if I was a cop or not "no"
>light knock on the hotel door and a cute busty asian smiles back at me
>she kept saying I was cute etc etc "standard"
>place the money on the table and she counts it and puts it in her dresser
>good looking place, clean, smells nice, she starts to take off her clothes and I take off mine
>she gives me the best fucking bj, deepthroats it with such fucking ease I could not believe it
>she moans and I can feel the vibration on my dick...holy shit about to cum
>stop her
>she starts riding me but here is the thing...SHE CAN CONTROL HER KEGALS.
>I feel this squeezing sensation and she smiles back at me knowing what she is doing
>my jaw drops and I was in heaven holy shit
>we do missionary and she keeps on doing it as I slowly fuck her
>I cum buckets and buckets inside of her (condom on) as she milks me
>best fuck ever
------

Same agency different girl
>knock on the door
>smaller girl kinda sheepish viet
>strip down and the first thing she says you too big
>I got 1hr with this chick
>we start fucking and 3-5 mins in she says "you cum now" "cum baby"
>I stop and make her look at me pointing at my wrist watch and pointing at the time
>she starts moaning in pain because my 'dick is too big' I am 7.8 inches and 5in girth so it is above normal but not like a monster or anything
>I felt kinda bad it crossed my mind to finish early
>NOPE.JPEG
>I fucked her deeper because she is just pulling a fast one on me, more clients more money
>she moans and complains but I did not care
>I fucked her to the very last min
>she gives me a dirty look and I thanked her and left
>she got RIGHT on her phone and started to text her in furry
>ohshit I better get the fuck out

>>9237265

remind me to never throw anybody a bone ever again, chief - never ever, under any circumstances, appear to be even mildly cordial or pragmatic

>drunk as fuuuck after a night out
>usually jack off to bp but this time im so drunk im just calling em up trying to get one to outcall at 3am
>finally get some chubby half black tatted up bitch to drive over for a blow and go $50
>she sucks my dick without a condom for like 45 minutes
>cant cum but i keep telling her im right about to
>she eventually gives up and turns around and tells me to hurry up and finish
>put it in her raw and nut inside
>give her the 50 and she's hella pissed because it's been almost an hour and she says i owe more
>she starts threatening me with her boyfriend
>show her i don't have any money
>she tells me im lucky she needs to go fix and shes coming back to get me
>she didnt come back


i think part of why i like messing with hookers is because of all the weirdo situations

>>9238261
LOL

>>9236561
if you're American, Aussie, or Canadian, the girls have higher standards than they warrant and don't provide you much of anything in return. Far too much effort and more expensive than a hooker.

Here where I live prostitiution is legal. So I don't have to worry about police.

I have made 10 visits I think in total. My biggest and most obvious tip is:

- Be clean. Shower thoroughly, use parfum (not too strong) plus shave, shave and shave* .

You will score points and she'll perhaps be more open to stuff. In 2 of my visits the women licked my taint and asshole without me asking. I did have my pubic, taint and asshole shaven.

* = Pubic region should be the minimum. I would also suggest the taint additionally.

>>9238261
if it wasn't an sti or her period she probably has cervical cancer congrats

>>9238242
>posting in a escort stories thread on 4chan
>dignity

>>9235296

damn that looks good. how much did it cost?

>>9238447
Always shave the balls area, not just to fuck hookers, but the ladies actually like to suck on clean balls.

>>9235777
are you or one of your guys S. Para?

>>9235296
Eww you fucked a nigger?!

whoreore

>>9235331
>>9235460
>>9235502
https://twitter.com/bambiblacks/status/658422895417425920

Looks like that 30 second clip is all there is.

>>9237592

>long roll

>>9237384
>>tell her one word and i stop all of this
she wanted you to stop here kek

>>9235445
>not living in the US
never heard of such a thing

>Visits Escorts at least once a week
>Become addict
>50% of my money go to this
>Still happy

>>9238225
If you don't believe that, you're easily the stupidest anon I've seen all week.

Come on.

>>9237653
sauce

>>9238823
Same. Sex is kind of important for hapiness

>>9237370
>4. Older women are more fun than young women

THIS

>Be me
>Bored and my usual girls aren't around
>See new GILF on BP
>Claim's that she's 60
>Pics not bad
>dat ass tho.tiff
>But her prices are super cheap
>Seems too good to be true
>Toy with the idea for a few days but decide "Why the fuck not" plus reviews seemed ok
>Go to see her
>Lives in kinda sketch neighborhood
>Almost cuck out, but remained vigilant
>Butterface granny opens the door
>Big ass scooby doo motherfucker starts barking loudly
>All signs pointing to leave
>"But dat onion booty tho"
>Step inside
>Shushes dog and takes me to her bedroom
>She explains that she has to set a timer (I hate when tricks have timers)
>"It's because I'm old lol"
>Undresses and she gives me a BBBJ
>Feels surprisingly good
>Touch her nipples and she starts convulsing and seizing
>OH FUCK
>Make sure if she's ok
>Explains that she has some hyper sensitive arousal disorder
>Start to change my mind but grabs my hand
>"I'll make it worth your while"

Continue

>>9238924
I'm black myself and this isn't true. Keep dreaming bruh.

>Go back to BBBJ
>"Ok, let's see what that onion booty can do"
>She says she can't do dog cause of her knees
>So go into mish
>She has the pussy of a 16 virgin
>Cum harder than I have in months
>"I do kegels in my aerobics class"
>Paid her extra to go again
>Cum so hard I barely stand
>She cleans me off and offers me a J
>didn't expect that
>Timer goes off but we ended up talking for another hour
>Really cool af gilf

I've seen her at least twice a month since last Nov

>>9239067
>offers me a J

She offered you a job? Wtf.

>>9239111
lol u melt

>>9238727
fucks sake lol

>>9236182
>why go to a doctor to fix my infection when I can pay my cousin Steve the same to just cut of the icky parts every time it spreads?

>>9235777
Funniest shit I've seen in awhile

>>9236518
Not op, but it's more difficult to transmit that from mouth to junk, especially if it isn't flared up. Still possible but unlikely. But yes for future you should just wrap it boys

>>9238820
She wanted him to stop but he's such a piece of shit that he pushed it onto her to force him to.

always wanted to try it but to afraid to get busted.

>I go to meet an girl at a brothel, she was painstakingly chosen, pics are good.
>She's super late, I'm almost about to leave
>She comes in all flustered, and apologizes, says she sorry but she got held up.
>She is fucking AMAZING, 10/10, totally erases my anger at her being late
>I act somewhat upset, but she seems down so I ask her whats wrong
>She tells me her little dog got bit at the dog park and she had to take the poor little sucker to the vet.
>I console her and we talk for a bit, I assure her it'll be alright.
>She asks if she can give me a little extra if I give her a little extra money in return.
>So I get the full GFE
>We have a good make out session, she talks to me in a cute voice, gives me little kisses and is sweet as sugar
>We do some oral and 69 each other, lots of goofing around with the oral
>She gets excited and tells me to flip over, so i do and she pounces on me like a jungle cat.
>She proceeds to ride me like a cowgirl, grinding really hard so it hurts a bit.
>I keep trying to buck her off, but I can't she's really agile (and fit).
>Finally I start to climax and JUST as I'm cumming she starts to cum also. She rides me super hard all through my orgasm, and even a little bit after which HURTS but is super fun.
>We lie there breathing heavy, we're both super pleased we had a simultaneous orgasm, and such a long thorough fuck.
>She's downright in love with me, she wants to know who I am, when I'll be back, and walks me to my car.

That was hands down some of the best sex I've ever had, I didn't go back because I didn't wanna get too attached, I just left it as it was - a perfect memory.

P.S. - She was REALLY fucking fit!

>>9238393
I feel like this is true, the princess thing comes to mind. Particularly if you are below 25, which most relationships don't last long and might not be worth your time in the end

>>9239366
>>We do some oral and 69 each other
>eating the pussy of a prostitute

WTF

>>9239366
Fit as in the generic UK slang for sexy, or /fit/?

>>9239366
>69 each other
no fucking way man
are you crazy?
now I want to puke

>>9239400
>not the the differences between a street walker and an escort

>>9236561

I live in a weird Puritan small town, I've had 4 girlfriends but all of them were against any kind of sex or oral before marriage

Only had sex with prostitues so far

>>9239417
>not noticing
fucking phone

>>9235296
Fucked a Russian escort in Thailand who was a child model.

>>9239430
You fucked a child? Wtf.

>>9239457
No. She was a child model when she was younger. She became an escort between Dubai, UAE and Thailand.

Hey I'm from there op lol

>>9236523
Nigs can get violent and have problems with STDs...they also haggle the price or are not good for the amount of money they agreed on earlier.

>>9235296
>be me
>20 yr old virgin
>finally decide to lose my virginity
>look for an escort
>find this thick latina who look like a 10
>head over to the place which is disguised as a massage parlor
>see her and she looks like a 7, chubbier but still fuckable
>lays me down and start blowing me
>feels ok
>tells me to get behind her
>start pounding her for a couple minutes
>cum
>leave

overall 5/10 not worth 100$

>>9239522
Bum... And you're technically still a virgin.

>>9239530
>tells me to get behind her
>start pounding her for a couple minutes

>>9239530
well that was like 3 years ago and have fucked a dozen women since then

So I've got a whore story a good one and a bad one.
>good story
>a strike in a nearby city has made shit go crazy for my industry
>had to go help my Corp as their rival suffered a strike.
>working 12 hour days, coming back to Corp paid for hotel room, drinking beer, smoking a bowl, and passing out watching adult swim.
>last night I'm there, horny as balls, need to let off steam
>check backpage find local whore, 47, but only one close enough
>has really weird ad, some sorta free love, Wicca magic bullshit
>why the fuck not?
>call her, arrange, and drive over
>older lady as advertised
>wears a fucking eye patch
>it's like a sexy one
>we go upstairs
>this bitch is aged hippy crazy
>that cringey "I believe in fairies" crap
>she is also the sweetest thing ever
>somehow manages to pull off "vulnerable/cute" even though she's very much old
>has the smoothest firmest ass and tits I've ever experienced
>nether had implants
>fucked, came hard, she sucked me off till I came again
>shared her weed
>honestly claimed the money was a "donation"
>as in she understood if you had less money than usual sometimes
>does anal, loves it
>swallowed and said "I always take care of my children"
I'm going back soon. Just to fuck that woman.

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Found a chick from craigslist, overpaid for half hour and the chick tried to tell me my times up when it was 7:18. I had 12 minutes left, and I reminded the slut. next thing you know I'm being tackled, naked, by some ape in a motel room I PAID FOR. The fuck?! I was being threatened with a knife, full boner, touching a filthy nigger. My wallet got jacked before I did.

>>9237384
Massive beta, your the wimp that marries the frst girl you ever fucked...wow.

>>9237264
been there and with on on that, though I stopped going after one time I couldn't get it up and her giggling got me pissed, so I peaced out never to return. then I got a GF for 2 years but when we broke up the place was gone. Ohhhh well.

>>9239395
Ideas like this lead me to believe that some people only ever know dickheads, not knowing that out there, among the masses, are many non-dickheads living their lives peacefully.

>>9239605
It's just an averages kind of thing. If you're first response is "not all women are like that" you're reading your own biases in. On average, anglo women want a lot more than they offer.

It's hard to blame guys who get tired of being strung around by women who flake on them and make everything one-sided in their favor.

Some will meet their unicorns, but they're referred to as unicorns for a reason.

>>9239592
I'm sure there's plenty of other AMPs in your area though.

I want to see some more escort webm action

>>9235669
>200 dollars
there's your fucking problem

>>9237381
>prone bone
What does this mean?

>>9239617
Too many generalizations, yo. How do you define anglo? Ethnicity? Parentage? Geography? Culture (or clearly lack thereof ha ha, jab jab)?
I wouldn't blame someone who gets a bit jaded by the process of meeting/going after/dating people they're not actually compatible with in any significant measure, but it's also a real mark of immaturity to let your opinions of a few cloud your judgment of many more.

Further, why would you even deal with someone who strings you along? That last one in particular, really, is what I'm getting at. Why do you date someone? Because they let you fuck them (or will later)? If someone is stringing you along, you move on and find someone not shitty. I get that it's hard for people to recognize patterns and make decisions they feel might be too hasty, and also that they like to orgasm with someone else present but shit, have some self respect and confidence.

This stuff reminds me of an acquaintance of mine who always seemed like a lonely guy. Once a year or two he'd get a girlfriend, always non-descript-white, who he'd have a month or two of overly sappy relationshippy stuff, followed by a month or so where no one would really hear from him, then we'd find out they broke up. Over and over, meeting some girl, getting head over heels, then ultimately failing to construct a foundation for a relationship. Now he's been fucking some girl who's currently dating her boyfriend of two years. Two weeks into him cucking some poor doof he's telling us they're in love.

This girl is constructed of red flags, but he doesn't see it, and that's his fault and his problem. She's responsible too, as a real dickhead, but ultimately it comes back to the question of "why are you doing this" that people don't ask often enough.

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>>9239722
The receiver is flat on their stomach while the other party penetrates them from above/behind

>>9239722

Pretty sure it's that position where you both lay down on your side

Some people call the position spoons, because it's the same as spooning but with penis in vagina

>>9237384
finiish the story twat

>>9239728
nigga why you white knightin in an escort thread?

>>9239748
I'm not white knighting anyone, I was just saying bitches be trippin and they shouldn't get a pass just because they bitch so damn much.

Also I've always thought it was interesting to think about how interaction between individuals works in the real world, on large scales. You know, like how my city has 3 million people living in it and I'll never meet any significant portion of them, let alone the billions of fuckers around the world.

Shit's craaaaazy.

>>9239765
Go to Eastern Europe or somewhere where white women are a small minority. You'll see how much mediocre Westernized women are after you get your eyes opened.

>>9239775
Never said westernized white women were anything, just said people who are too stupid to avoid dickheads shouldn't be listened to.

>>9235573
Post some U of M coeds!

>>9239738
I love prone bone. Combine it with anal and you've got heaven.

>>9236518
>>9239287
Not to mention fucking 90% of people on the planet have it.

You likely have it, it's just rare to get an outbreak.

>>9235296
what's a good website for reviews? never used an escort before but I'm thinking about it, only ever had sex with one girl. any other tips?

>>9239822
They require money
Use your penis (or don't?)
The vagina is in the front

>>9239880
retard
I meant tips to not get scammed or robbed

>>9239822

My go-to review site is eccie.net. Read/write reviews. Talk with other hobbyists and providers. They also review BP girls there so it's a very good resource for a monger like me.

>>9239570

great story bro. what city? i might like to give this lady a try. sounds my type

post follow up

>>9239622
show me a good one near American Canyon northern CA and I'm down. All the ones in Vallejo and sketch as fuck that I've seen and nothing to be found in Sonoma or Napa. I tried one in Fairfield but they wanted my drivers license and work info and that was like WTF I'mma outta here madam.

Bamp

>>9235296
holy shit this is pathetic. i am so embarrassed for you, op

>>9238572
no, this happened in 08

>>9238572
>S. Para
>>9240421
honestly i don't remember the other guys names, if i heard Jason Bourne's name again i'd recognize it, but it wasn't Para

>>9236789

Probably an illiterate programmer lol.

> be me
> have gf and have sex for the first time
> I didnt enoy it
> look for a hooker in agency
> 53 dls for an hour (since im from mexico)
> sexy tattooed 19y appear at hotel 8/10
> Best sex ever
> I cum like motherfucker

>>9235296
>go to Amsterdam
>don't drink
>get really high and see a kind of chubby black woman behind the window
>fucc it, finna beat that pussy up
>makes small talk with me, give her the euroz
>pulls my dick out and says "is it cold outside?!" in a funny tone
>been walking around Amsterdam for like 5 hours straight, balls are up into my stomach and dick is shriveled up
>slaps it around, gets me hard
>"oh, we got a big dick!"
>feelsprettygoodman.jpeg
>pulls a magnum out, never though I needed one
>fuck her from behind, go soft - she gets on top and I go soft again
>sucks my dick and puts her ass in my face, don't lick it though
>slap her ass while cumming
>just paid 50 euros to get a blowjob with a condom on

it was aight

>>9238125

leld gg

>find out about BP decide why not
>lived in rural area check near city when in town
>pick girl cause ad was one of the only ones up
>ad was nice looking black chick with an ass
>call and get hotel location
>pull up to freeway hotel and call back
>get room number go up
>pics not real and chick is 4/10 and older
>wtf but needed to nut so fuck it
>go in the back and use imagination
>fuck that hoe and she tells me i was good
>leave regretting experience

>>9240751
later saw an armenian chick who upselled after cbj, a black chick with a great ass and nice fake tits, and then an italian years ago. just did another outcall with the italian a few days ago and she has aged a lot.

I only go for free trannies now because a hooker I paid for once spent the night over and was charging ME extra because she spent the night at MY place. Trannies are also the best cuddle material because these are super emotional people and call you nice things. Too bad my regular cant cook and is not allowed near my stove top.

>>9239573
lolwat? This happened to a friend of mine too, but for him the girl freaked out when she saw that he had a knife (be aware: some shitty knife he bought to cook stuff, nothing serious or extremely sharp), and just like you a pair of nigger kicked him down. But in his case, beside the wallet, he lost his clothes too, cuz he was already naked when they kicked him out. Oh, in case you're wondering, he barely just received a BJ.

>>9237221
give us more op

>>9235296
You liar.
>shows up with a nice tight dress and sexy high heels

>telling me she needs help with her pants

>>9239400
>Fags who don't fuck hookers acting like they know shit.

Shut the fuck up.

>>9237160
sure retard, but which site

>>9239475
>>9239475
Tell more about her

>>9238104
Sex with no condor its the best

>>9240582
Yo rente a una puta por 1000 pesos todo un dia de 24 horas y me dejo eyacular dentro sin condon

>>9241690
>>9241690
Yeah I hate when condors just swoop down and attack during sex

>>9240872
"People"... faggot

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>>9241422
was it tasty?

>>9235296
>Geneva, Switzerland, so prostitution is legal in this country
>I usually go to independant girls, don't like parlours that much
>One day, I'm horny as fuck and all my usual girls were absent
>Say fuck it, let's go to that small parlour an Army comrade mentioned once during my military service
>It's a small one : 5-6 girls max
>One is a really cute french girl, 18 or 19, nice ass and boobs
>More expensive than usual but fuck it, money is not a problem here
>Best BJ of my life, made her cum when I go down on her
>Fuck here for like 30 min, cum on her face
>Talk for a while, she's very nice and friendly
>Leave, with my balls empty and my face smiling

10/10 would do it again (spoilet alert : I did)

>>9241793
Tell more about second time