really REALLY gay

What the hell is gay about pissing all over yourself? That's just dumb.

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>>9230486

uh, it's better than licking piss off a toilet seat
duhhh

stupid

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nobody here?
k

>>9230481
backroom_of_whole_foods.mp4

>>9230491

Somehow this is ten times for gay that two dudes actually fucking.

>>9230485
Why not getting a proper toy.. like a smoth dildo? A bottle can do mora harm than please.

>>9231132
What is this.

>>9231204
maneatingaschwarma.webm

This thread doesnt seem very gay, just stupid.
Pissing on yourself, shoving bottles up your ass and fucking fruit.

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>tfw no money for dildo
>tfw have to fuck the park bench again

life is tuff

>>9230487
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>9230491
this is some next level gay shit.

>>9230490

What's gay about fucking a melon?

>>9231139
>fat
>castrated
>fisting

hey, i'm about to be in a situation where i'll be a sub to a woman, i doubt she wants my nutsack or to fist thank god. in a few years his ass is gonna be so destroyed, getting any kind of pleasure will be a potential medical emergency. he's got no nuts either, so that weight gain will be constant, he'll need testosterone supplements or his body is gonna falll apart.

all to get your rocks off, or rather, let some sadist asshole get HIS rocks off... i'm submissive and a faggot but this just makes me second guess myself.

>>9230487
filename

>>9230487
To the elbow
Holy fucking shit

>>9230971
Yeah, you don't even need to have it mailed to you.
If you have a Spencer's Gifts near you they sell all kinds of shit.

>>9232141
This is how you know when your town has a shortage of tops

>>9234170

cause gays are stupid

>>9234823
Showing your age if you think Spencer's gifts is the only brick and mortar to buy toys

>>9234823
If you're old enough to drive and have a bank card, you can have anything you'd need to hide from say, parents, fedex'd and held AT the location for pickup. You can do this by setting the fedex AS the mailing station or requesting a hold online as soon as you get a tracking number. There's no reason to be a faggot, even a closeted faggot, who needs to go to fucking spencers just to get his butthole tickled

Anyone have gay cruising or exhibitionist gifs? Public jerking?

I tried going to a local cruising spot but I got too nervous. I've been once before and jerking with a guy but didn't do anything more. So fucking hot to me though, I can't wait to try again.

>>9235238
actually you will find that those guys are straight, so straight guys are stupid