finally got a tinder slut to let me film her. we made it boys.

>>9214013
Filming beastlity is illegal v& incoming

>>9214024
c u c k

>>9214013
>Fucking a random tinger slut bare
You're either incredibly retarded or a liar. Maybe even both.

>>9214013
Good job. I haven't had any luck filming yet. What did you have to say to her

>>9214013
Why the fuck are you breathing so loud? You're hardly doing anything yet you're panting like a fat fuck

>>9214081
Cause it feels good, numbnuts.

>>9214081
maybe hes actually excited or somethnig you fucking sociopath lol

>>9214013
KEK

>>9214081
have you ever had sex before? it lets the girl know you're enjoying it and boosts her confidence bruh

>>9214013
dicks out for harambe I see

>>9214056
unfortunately not a liar. i make very poor decisions drunk and horny

>>9214122
And how often do you get tested?

>>9214128
i really don't fuck that often so at most every 6 weeks or so

can't even see shit, half of it the camera is on top of her damn skin

>>9214013
More?

>>9214183
jesus fuck, shave your chest you goblin

>>9214183
>makes me vomit faster than scat and filth threads

>>9214183
are you going backwards in the evolution cycle, my friend?

>>9214128
Male hpv doesn't show up. Get ready to deal with giving a girl you love cervical cancer and taking away her ability to have babies

Everyone in this thread is a fucking tweak.

fuck i mean i thought i was hairy

you look filthy OP

nice ass on the chick tho

you got shit in your ass?

>>9214013
coon bait.

>>9214183
are you harambe's half evolved cousin?

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>>9214013

kek I'm 22 and I can't even grow facial hair and this dude is like fucking chewbacca

Man I can't even get to a second date on Tinder. The fuck am I doing wrong?

You had a chance to meme here and you blew it.

>>9214378
>low test

>>9214410
Which meme?

>>9214013
>>9214183
Moar?

>>9214375
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooñooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mamaverga cabeza de guevo

Nice op

>>9214183
YOU DID GOOD SON DONT LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLES OPINION OF YOUR BOD. THEY PROBABLY HAVE WORST BODS THEN THAT HAHAHA

>>9214390
You're too low energy bro

>>9214013
>>9214183
U da real mvp

this is pretty hot

can you make more webms, OP? or upload to mega?

can you post your text game?

>>9214390
>tinder
>dates

i think you're confused

>>9214183
Came to this

>>9214013
>>9214183
>>9214013
upload the video. stop making shitty webms.

>>9214106
buzzwords, lol!!!! xdddddddddddd faggot

>>9214013
raw dogging randoms....yeah right. You're either lying or dead stupid.

>>9214187
goddamn it you motherfucker i laughed so hard my boner went away you fuck lmao

>>9214183
Jesus fuck nigga shave holy fuck, even though I'm half gorilla you have some nasty ass body hair

>>9214117
cuuuuuuuuuck

>>9214187
>shave your chest you goblin
fucking christ. lost my boner, keking too hard

where are you from?

>>9214700
>>9214183
kek @ the replies

OP, you're on 4chan - all of these people are neckbearded faggots jerking off to your Webms

you actually sucked and fucked, regardless of being "hairy"

>you win

>>9214998
>being this far down the social ladder that sex is something other than mundane

Thats all?

>>9214374
Omg im dying

does her name start with a k?

>>9214998
if the win condition on your life is to have sex one time then you're in for a disappointing existence

>>9214998
Can't tell if you are OP or the neckbeard faggot you are describing.

>>9214940

people are a lot more conscientious about using condoms on the internet than they are IRL

Tinder: So easy a caveman can do it!

>>9214183
She sucks just the I like it, goddamn it man
I think I'm gonna hit tinder later this month, i need my head sucked
thanks op

>>9214183
omg... the prophecy has come true... the second coming of harambe

>>9214183
"Is that a dead bear?"
"Is that an old carpet?"
"Is that a sexdoll with a kilogramm of pubic hair glued to it?"

No, that is...VELCRO MAN!

Looks like all it took to convince her to film was a dime bag.

How can you be proud of fucking a back alley bar skank?

>>9214187
lol

>>9214013
You are not just retarded for fucking some sloots without and rubber, but your camera work is even worse.

>>9214187
lol so I lost my boner, pls re name ylyl thread

>>9214960
idiot

>>9214183
Sorry man but your body hair literally made my penis crawl back inside me

whats your ethnicity and location?

>>9214013
everyone making fun OP but what about the dumb bitch with the fat shitter? did you tell her to not show anyone?

>>9214013
got anymore op?
Don't tell me you only filmed a minute.

>>9214013
Come on op show us more!

>>9215395
fucking kek

>>9214013
you look like a nigger and she looks like a whale.

ITT: jelly fags because OP today was not a fag, fucked and delivered.

>>9214326
everyone has hpv.

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>>9214183

>>9214013
sam?

>>9216444
dormant, you fucking mongoloid pedant.

>tfw pretty sure I fucked this girl before
>tfw we were dating she kept talking about wanting to camwhore
I was okay with this while we were together but for some reason looking back on it it doesn't feel okay.

>>9215355

dubs confirm, praise kek

>>9216646
post pics so we can see if its true

>>9216664
sorry im the kind of guy that has to delete pictures of people I don't talk to anymore

>>9214187

Post of the thread right here.

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>>9214013

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>>9214183

>>9214375
Perturbador y mórbido.

I'm not at all disappointed in my first post here. My body hair looks more characters worse with flash actually not that bad irl
Glad to see the neckbeards out in full force

>>9216822
whats your ethnicity and location?

>>9214187
Oh God I'm crying tears of joy.

Nice one bro. Got anymore?

>>9214024
This

>>9214013
You also finally got a fucking Sasquatch on film.
Congrats.

>>9214187
top kek

that bitch is fucking disgusting. reminds me of that charlize theron movie about the hooker that killed people lelz

>>9214183
Nice vids!

You should probably not reproduce though. Any females you create will be horrid wendigo-women.

>>9214081
>>9214092
>>9214106
Did you see that gut at about 2 seconds in? He is a fat fuck. If he lifted more than a twinkie to his mouth and did something to his core besides jerk onto his stomach he wouldnt be panting like a dog in heat
>>9214117
Also, "bruh", go back to being that skid that thought he was tough but never left his broke ass redneck town

Well done OP. What a hottie. That's exactly the body I like to bang. White and curvy.
Fucking lucky cunt. Keep it up.

Op whats your location? This bitch seems incredibly familiar. Did she have a tatoo

>>9214013
>>9214183
Did you film this with a fucking laptop? Whats up with the resolution?

>>9214013
>>9214013
>>9214013

several questions op

- what was your opening line
- did you talk about sex on tinder
- what did you talk about on tinder
- how long after matching with her did you meet up with her
- was it a regular date that ended in fucking or was it a sexdate
- will you fuck her again?

>>9215355

Those dubs must be blessed by Harambe's work

>>9214326
vaccines, motherfucker, we don't gotta pass on shit thanks to science

>>9218059
Dont tell this guy anything, hes clearly an alien studying himan mating pattern.

>>9215213
It's pretty incredible, in fact. I can't claim to have the most sex in the world, but almost all of the sex I have is completely random hookups (I live in New Orleans, which may very well be the easiest hookup city in the world). It's extremely rare that a woman actually insists on me using one and most times if you start with one and take a break later you can start up again without one. It's like you both tell yourself "well, we're both responsible people because we used a condom for 30 minutes, I guess it's safe to not use one now." For the most part if you don't reach for the condom most women will let you go in raw in my experience.

I try and be responsible (mostly because I got tired of sweating out STD tests) but, goddamn does sex with a condom suck.

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>>9214024
>>9214119>>9214187
>>9214349
>>9214374

>>9214956>>9215227
>>9215355
>>9215395
>>9216011
>>9217247

>>9217848
>>9217495

get at me cucks. i know it hurts that a colored man is better than you in every way, don't be too upset.

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>>9218910
>>9217848
nice try, champ

>>9218939
good luck ever getting a job. Protip you won't.

>>9218939
Did you seriously just post a mini transcript just to prove a point to some fag on /gif/ providing you OC porn?

Jesus, grow up faggot.

>>9214390
>>9214852
>>9218059
Regular date that ended in fucking, but I knew we were gonna fuck before we met. I met her about 3-4 days after we matched. I will not fuck her again because I was on vacation and I live approximately 17000km away from her. She was pretty boring anyways.

We had Earl Sweatshirt as a common interest, so I opened with "She thought I was cute til I asked what that ass like" it then went like this:

Her: hahaha, peach emoji
Me: You free next Friday? Bring me to your favorite bar, and if you're lucky I'll let you take me home
Her: you'd be the lucky one
Me: Prove it
---she didn't answer for a few days
Her: so what're you doing tomorrow night?
Me: you hopefully
Her: hahaha well aren't you just smooth

and now I'm too lazy to type out the rest but we hooked up the next day.

girls generally like it if you're forward, but not too much. keep in mind they're probably there for sex too and don't want a guy to beat around the bush too long.

>>9218910
>>9218939
>>9218953
get triggered you fat, neckbearded FAGGOT

>not even OP btw

>>9218979
i have cripplingly low self-esteem desu

>>9215040
>>9215165
>>9215172
yet here you are, jerking off to OP's webm's

stop projecting

>brother shares oc
>gets shit on for having hair

this is why we cant have nice things

OP here. this is fun btw, first time ever posting on /gif/ after about 4 years of lurking.

>>9214187
MY SIDESSSSSSS

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OP here again. here's the first video i took that made me switch flash on. i'm not a big fan of holding a phone in my hand while i fuck so i only recorded a bit.

>>9219031
no idea why resolution is such garbage. first time making a webm, legit just uploaded the video to an online converter and posted results. too lazy otherwise.

>>9214111
>111
kek
e
k

>>9216828
No one cares.

>>9218939
KEK

>PLEASE BELIEVE ME
>I'M CONFIDENT!

>>9218811
Wait if I get a vaccine I wouldn't pass it on?

>>9218887
You need magnums. Most are too small. At least the bigger ones don't strangle your dick to death.

>>9219031
It's dangerous to go into a cave without a source of light

>>9214081

>why is the fat fuck panting like a fat fuck

>>9219036
webm is kind of garbage at 1080p

you should resize it to 720p/576p/480p

>>9216612
bro... fuckin a tinder bitch with no condom... da fuck is wrong with u

>>9214183
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>9219031
more??

>>9214183
fucking ape

>>9214187
jesus fuck luld

>>9214013
>>9218910
>>9218939
is this the worst thread on /gif/?

>all these people freaking out about him having hair

Real men have hair everywhere you cucks.

>>9219153
kek

good job OP. dont mind the spergs sperging out like faggots.

>>9219153
oddly good advice.

>>9218910
>colored man

?????

>>9214187
10/10

>>9214998
OP I know you're proud you've just lost your virginity but you don't have to be this pathetic about it. It's really not that hard to get laid, man

>>9218939
Dont nobody give a fuck nigga.
damn
>>9218910
>colored man
>has a light tan
???

>>9218939
>>people talking shit about the best post of the thread
that's some quality bait right there you virgins

I want OP to fuck me

Man the /gif/ crowd is not like the /b/ crowd. Y'all making the "shave your chest you goblin" le epic maymay is embarrassing.

Not OP btw

You have a big benis, OP ;_;

>>9214187

Who the fuck shaves their body hair?

>>9218910
Being "colored" means you're a lesser man by default.

so guys, i messaged a girl on okc, she was looking to be with a chick for her first time and i suggested a threesome with my gf. she said we were not really her type after i sent pics, and then i offered to pay her for a bj. she seemed interested but couldnt that day and then said she didn't wanna do it for money and then just stopped responding.

>>9222413
so i figure lost cause

well, next day she messages me and i figure she wants that money, but she's like nah you just seem cool, i dont have a lot of friends. long story short, she wants me to eat her ass tomorrow and fuck

whats up with that

How do you even get laid off tinder? Like what do you put in your profile to match with someone?

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>>9214183

>>9214375
normal en un homosexual reprimido pedofilo.

>>9218939

> he fell for the biology meme

My ex has her PhD in bio and an mba from Penn.

She makes 22 dollars an hour re-writing other people's papers.

Have fun.

>>9214013
>>9214183
You're not worried about STD's or something?

OP r u in California? looks familiar

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>>9214187

>>9218939
>>9218910

both of you kill youselves now

especially the transcriptfag

>>9214187
Never know how many 14 year old are on 4chan till you see the response of this post. You guys just getting your pubes now?

>>9218910
>colored man

topkek

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>>9223312

Nice one OP. There's no doubt your curly body hair isn't made for porn but that doesn't really matter IRL.
Nice bod.

>>9218910
>colored man
you are fucking whiter than me and im just slightly tanned

>>9218910
>colored man
Did I hit my head and wake up in 1956?
>>9219031
This is an abstract masterpiece.

>>9214374
Made me kek, my fuckin sides

was this by chance in new york? that straight up looks just like my girl. That would be dope as fuck

You guys are fucking autistic fags. Dude shares his videos for us all and all you do is complain.
Post some of your OC, fucking sons of bitches. All you do is whine because there's no OC on /b/ but when someone does you act like fags.
Fuck you all.

Good job OP. This time you're not the faggot.

>>9219031
jesus you fuck so slow

>>9219820
mah mate that's just you, we're just having a laugh.

>>9222425
watch out for crazy

>>9229442
This is 4chan you normie skidwad. What did you expect? You want everyone to coddle each others feefees then go find a mlp brojob chain. christ. Your the retard expecting anything else from this board.

>>9229472
what the fuck did you just said to me you little shit?
I've been on this site since 2006/2007 so don't tell me what to expect.
Back in the good days before 4chan became raided by redditfags like you, we had a good community here, which always appreciate good OC.

>>9214013
Looks like my step sister lol

>>9218939
cum gpa what a fag

>>9229502
Go back to licking your father's memories sir, your mother certainly isn't going to do it

>>9218910
"Colored" you are paler than my white ass and I'm a blonde

2016 and this idiot calling himself "colored"

fuck off, good shit gettin ya dick wet tho

>>9214183
>>9214013
Finally! Some sasquatch footage that isnt recorded in 144p!

>>9214187
My sides are in fucking orbit right now

>>9214187
>fapping
>sees this
>nuts and laughs at the same time
deep shame ensues, well played

>>9214187

>you goblin

Fucking KEK

Thanks for the webms OP

>>9214375
Coño de la madre, me vine.

>>9219153
Well he is a goblin he probably lives there

>>9218939
why on earth would you want to become a doctor of philosophy. i mean obviously it's because you are so into yourself but like come on man why.

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>>9226087
There is an excuse to look like an absolute caveman.Fuck off you faggot.

thank you for oc

>>9214375
Coño

Nice one OP, pasty thick bitches are good in bed.

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>>9218910
>colored man
keep up bruh, proud

>>9218910
>Colored man
Only if goblin is a color.

>>9214013

>tfw i fucked some tinder girl raw two weeks ago.

Apparently she did webcamming too and is from California, i live in the Netherlands.

>>9216681
>sorry im the kind of woman that has to delete pictures of people I don't talk to anymore
...and suddenly it all makes sense.

>>9231773
>Not sure if serious or retarded.

>>9214013
>>9214183
You fucked some random tinder whore bareback? Enjoy your aids.

>>9214081
maybe because he's enjoying himself you virgin

>>9231966
goed, man

>>9220703
goblins duh!

>>9219031
looks like doom3

>>9219031
Filming in the dark don't give you a bbc

too bad about her asshole

Cheers

>>9219031
Got anything else?

>>9214013

>bare

Dude, I hope you're alright.

>>9214013
>

Dude that sounded like some of the most lackluster sex.

"What do you see."

"..... you..."

Like you didn't say "You're tight pussy around my cock." You mumbled out "Y..You....."

>>9219031
>>9235184

fixed that for you

>>9235204
no one cares

>>9235184
You could probably upload this to YouTube and pass it off as an art film.

>>9218910
Why the fuck did this guy decide a public bathroom is a good place to strip down and take some pics?

>>9214013
fake seen before.

>>9214013
THANK YOU OP

great stuff, post the video!

cuck all these chicken shit "master race" stormweenies for all of us.

t. Koreanbro

Was she from Sydney, Australia?

>>9214187
i'm fucking crying, thx anon, you made my night.

>>9216730
oh so thats what happened to Shaun White/Carrot Top

>>9214183
Dave Mustaine looks pretty healthy for 54

Much better than most of the members of Metallica.

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>>9214013
>>9214183
>>9214375
>>9218910
>>9218939

>>9214013
sorry you had to go through that

>>9218832
hymen mating

>>9218832
hymen mating!

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>>9214187

>>9235184
that's the shit right there

>>9235790
Boner and sides lost

>>9214187
I laughed

This is the funniest shit I have read in so long, thank you virgins, except OP. Nice cock, you into men?

>>9214187
sides/boner

>>9235832
This has actually happened to me, with that discharge being just gallons of digestive enzymes. I hate reflux disease.

>>9235184
Is her Name Kornelia and is she from Germany?

>>9235204
What did you use to fix it?

>>9214187
Made me laugh out loud literally

>>9214013
is this the Bug Catcher general?

>>9214187
damn son

>>9214024
the person in the video clearly isn't a nigger you retard

>>9214187
Either you're samefagging or all the responses to this post are from underage b&

>>9214187
fucking killed my boner

>>9214013
Her name starts with a V

>>9236520
photoshop cc
raised brightness with level adjustment and lowered saturation.

>>9218939
Memes aside and if this is all real, did you get a job in microbiology? I heard the job market for that is complete ass