handjob thread

>>9210999

Thats some cock envy right there... bastard!

>>9211026
Sauce?

>>9210999
Epic cock, you son of a bitch.

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>>9211986
woops

>>9210999
giant dick for someone with trips

>>9211057
more of this girl?

>>9210999
Thisbguy standing there getting a handy looks just as pathetic as a dog taking a shit

>>9212277
Small dick spotted

>>9210999
how the hell do you cum standing up? honestly it's impossible

>>9212289
Always wondered this as well. Hard to focus for me.

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>>9212321
>>9212289

Are two fucking morbo-fatasses or something?

>>9212365
No, lol. I'm actually pretty skinny. Should probably get some muscle.

>>9211076
Sauce?

>>9210999
sauce?

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>>9212321
>>9212289
I beg your pardon, what do you mean "how" ?

>>9210999
i would love to lick his jizz off the mirror. yeahhh

>>9211986
>>9211992
>>9211999
>>9212006
>>9212012
>>9212014
>>9212020
>>9212022
>>9212025
>>9212032
>>9212035
>>9212040
>>9212045
>>9212048
>>9212053
>>9212056
what the fuck do you use to watch these gifs without it being awkward as fuck

>>9211986
sauce?

>>9211026
Sauce!

>>9212425
The fuck do you mean? Why are there people in these threads who complain that they can't do basic things? What's wrong with all of you people?

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"Oh Wow!... AWESOME!"

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Mixed with a bit of foot worship

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Has he learned his lesson...

>>9212289
>how the hell do you cum standing up?

You take your dick and you start jacking it. Do this until white stuff comes out.

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She is pretty chuffed with herself in this one.

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Bit of MILF action

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Shit technique but it does the job!

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WE ARE SPARTA!!!

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Nice footjob

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"Here we go..."

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Assorted from jerkygirls dut coom

>>9212660
This is literally the opposite of a handjob

>>9212048
>>9212053
I like how, even though their cocks are huge, the girls still need to cheat the length of their arm against it so it's more impressive.

>>9212289
it's important to bend at the knees and tense your stomach.

>>9212289
Wait, what? I cum standing up all the time.

In fact, I'm usually standing in front of the toilet when I cum.

>>9211053
It's fucking impossible to get both guys to pop at the same time like that, seriously

>>9213203
>>9213226
Very nice.

>>9213310
Yet... there it is.

>>9212289
>how the hell do you cum standing up?
Loudly?

>>9213248
she's so perfect aggg

>tfw handjobs are barely sexy but irl they feel better than oral because they're slightly rougher

I don't even deathgrip. Anyone else?

>>9214144
I think they're honestly really sexy.

The idea of a girl just putting all her armstrength into making me cum as fast as she can, in a nonchalant, yet dedicated way, is just amazing.

>>9211076
name?

>>9210999
That's the ugliest trimjob I've ever seen. It's just a rectangle above his dick. How retarded is that.

>>9214152
It's kind of charming to see them struggle with their unrefined technique meanwhile we can easily make ourselves cum in less than a minute if we really wanted to.

>>9210999
I like to imagine she outs him back in chastity after that ruined orgasm

>>9212425
My eyes

>>9212666
Sauce? Particularly the girl on the left? Can't seem to find this.

>>9212071
Fuck, I've seen that video before but I can't remember where. Sauce?

>>9211065
sauce?

>>9212403
http://www xvideos.com/video19239147/sexy_tumblr_couple_pov_handjob

found this. webm has all the interesting bit anyway, tho

>>9212386
>>9214290
Allie James

>>9214792
A767DA2
mless

>>9214769
33 mins and 7 secs in at...
http://xhamster.com/movies/1139218/203_cumshots_compilation_part1.html

In case any noobs wonder how to pull 4ch safe webm's from bigger movie flies, one simple way is,

You will need 'ffmpeg', a free video transcoding tool. You can download for win and linux. Never tried any other os.

1. Download the source file.
2. Create a batch file and call it something snappy you'll remember such as 'webm4ch' with the following code inside.

@echo off

set clip=%1

set itype=%2
set otype=webm
set startmin=%3
set startsec=%4
set dur=%5
ffmpeg -ss 00:%startmin%:%startsec% -i %clip%.%itype% -codec:v libvpx -quality good -cpu-used 0 -b:v 500k -qmin 10 -qmax 42 -maxrate 500k -bufsize 1000k -codec:a libvorbis -b:a 128k -t 00:00:%dur% %clip%-%startmin%-%startsec%.%otype%

3. Save it to your system 32 folder (in Windows obv) at webm4ch.bat
4. Open a command line window in the folder you want to take clips from.
5. write the name of your batch file followed by it's five arg's eg.
webm4ch bigtits mp4 3 30 15 [enter]
where;
bigtits is original filename
mp4 is original file type (could be wmv, mkv, avi etc)
3 is mins in
30 is secs in
15 is duration in seconds

the new webm will have the original filenames plus the time it was taken from.
It will upload to 4ch without issue.

>>9212289
How the hell do you pee sitting?

>>9212040
Anyone got a name?

>>9213247


what is the girl's name?

handjobs are a crapshoot in my experience. Sometimes I'll get a smoking hot girl back to my place and she'll start giving me a HJ and it'll be kind of boring and doesn't really feel all that good. So I switch to something else. Other times I'll find someone who is amazing and works it like a pro and it's all I can do to keep from exploding. Usually older ladies tend to be the best at it.

>>9216006
august ames

>>9211076
goddamnit she's got fucking rings on cunt eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeughhhhhhhhhhhh

>>9213310
she is a coreographer, have some respect

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>>9212289
>honestly it's impossible

>>9214166
How can you stand it when the girl's moaning while not having anything done to her? If you want to make noises while giving a handjob, at least use different fake noises than the ones you emit while pretending to enjoy getting fucked.

>>9212425
I don't understand the question. Are gifs not animated automatically in your browser?

>>9212289
try sticking finger in pooper while standing. Thank me Later

>>9215682
That's just the exact same thing, but in a compilation video. I'm trying to find the source.

>>9212289
>>9212321
You guys jack off so much that your body is literally only used to cumming while seated. Good luck finding someone to fuck when you can only finish while she's on top

>>9211065
whats the twist?

>>9219470
Update to myself, for those curious, I did find a different video with (I'm pretty sure) the same girl. http://m.xhamster.com/movies/5718661/blonde_amateur_handjob.html

>>9214807
you are literally stupid

Anyone have handjob videos with the girl giving herself a creampie ?

>>9214166
is that fucking TITO FROM ROCKET POWER??

>>9219775
well i guess i'm not finishing now

>>9212475
Sydney sky

>>9212006
Does anyone have sauce? Looks like my ex girlfriend.

>>9213203
Sauce?

>>9211076
sauce please

>>9213226

"...ten points from Gryffindor."