hebrew honeys

>>9201545
Rising up like a phoenix, it's the greenest penis

>>9202896
Has that dude got a boner? Weird, never seen a hard dick in a film before

>>9201496
shes a kike?

>>9201297
>>9201319
>>9201326
i didn't know that.

>>9201261
Jewish girls tend to have nice asses

>>9201261
first thing I ever jerked off to. Ah. memories.

>>9201363
hahahahahahha

Sasha Grey and Mayli aren't Jewish

However there's plenty of hot Jews you could have picked from like Sarah Shevon, Casey Calvert, Naomi Russell etc

Pretty sure Lena Paul is too.

>>9202981
Bruce Banner. Bruce the poonaner. Eat the pussy raw like a bananner.

>>9201261
serious question here:
im 25 and have had 5 girls and non of them has tried to french kiss me or me kiss them, is this really something common? i find it kinda gross

>>9203607
Yes, it is generally a precursor to oral sex.

>>9201363
>Fuckin Wilshire, fuckin La Brea. That's where all the jews live.

That's so accurate it hurts

>>9201403
God, she's so fucking cute. That's the best facial abuse.

Wish she'd done more

>>9203024
STOP STOP MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!!!

I'm having trouble finding webms of lampshades.

>>9203275
too many jews...

>>9202995
she isn't jewish

>>9201363
Sauce?

No one posted Naomi Russel yet?

>>9204387
I've never seen another ass like that.

>>9205572
why is she wearing a bad wig?

>>9205995
>>9206005
not jewish
part lebanese though

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I like this thread

>>9201431
Holy shit they did the tree rape

>>9203607

I wouldn't say it's a precursor to oral sex specifically. >>9203635

But yes it's common. What do you do instead?

>>9202994
Her dad's a jew

>>9207652
I thought you had to have a jewish mother to be considered jewish.

>>9207825
That's true, so she's not technically jewish, but she's not far from

>>9202988
Hell yeah he did

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>>9203275

>>9201261
Source

>>9207271
oh man more like this please. not jewish anything muslim christian tattoos hell swastika if you have it

>>9201403
i know this song wth its from where?

>>9209791
cruel intentions

>>9204413
she has more than one video

>>9201403
Is this death grips?

>>9210713
>>9210726
>>9210783
>>9210793
kek

>>9201431
did she died?

>>9203275
that webm smelled like gefilte fish

>>9201403
WHERE'S THE MUSIC FROM

>>9201261


how can you tell if a woman is jew?

>>9209457
gross

>>9212986

roll up her sleeve

>heh heh

>>9201403
Music is "Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" by A Perfect Circle, iirc.

lola kirke from mozart in the jungle

I thought judaism was a faith/religion. Why would you be jewish just because your parents were? What if you give no fucks about synagogues or the torah and believe none of it? Are you still jewish? How do you tell if so? Is being hebrew a different thing?

>>9213488
It is a race born froma religion. If your mother is jewish, you are automatically Jewish too. I'm not too sure about the father.

>>9213488
Judaism is a religion but the Jews are also an ethnic group. There are tons of moderate Jews who don't give a fuck about their religion, but they are still Jews because they are descendants of God's original "chosen people". In fact there are sub-categories of Jews based on where the group originated, i.e. ashkenazi, sephardic, and so forth.

The Hebrews - correct me if I'm wrong - were the original group of Jewish slaves in Egypt. "Let my people go..." etc.

In other words, you can believe in the Torah but not be a Jew. Similarly, you can be an Atheist and still be a Jew, whether you like it or not. It all comes down to who your parents are, and according to older Jewish laws, your mother determined whether or not you were a Jew. It's called matrilineal descent.

Usually I'd tell you to fuck off to wikipedia but I happened to know all this offhand and this is a good way to kill time while downloading porn.

>>9202896
what a bad movie

>>9202988
u must be too young

>>9203019
This looks weird because if youve never seen this movie, you wouldnt know that those "thrusters" are actually the villains robots

>>9214160
So fucking stupid. Why are hawkeye and black widow even there? It's like sending toddlers into a game with an NFL team.

>>9214840
>>9214805
>>9214760
>>9214741
Is this a cringe thread now?

>>9212986
She'll put a sheet with a hole for your dick to go through between you when you fuck

>>9214820
if you think too hard about children's comic books, you'll ruin it for yourself. why do the same for the movie version?

>>9214840
>>9214833
>>9214805
>>9214760
>>9214741
Why would she agree to do this?

>>9212986
Well, that knowledge was purged from this Earth after 1945 :^)

>>9214820
>hawkeye
The guy with the bow
Always running to melee range

>widow
A human female
Not actually using guns or spy gadgets but also running to meele

They stopped trying after the first Avengers, or even earlier

>>9217933
Don't you know it's from SNL?
hosts always work with the writing team on their scenes for the week before it airs, so she was actually part of creating it.

>>9203275
Worst fucking show in the history of television.

>>9218833
Hawkeye is supposed to be close to cap america in ability human with improbable accuracy.

Have no idea why they went with the guy they have playing him instead of some young hotshot but there it is.


Black widow is a 100+ year old super spy who's the Russian answer to the Americans super soldier. She's been the most sought after and fought over spy on the planet for nearly a century.
Supposed to be. Now she's just another shitty la fem nikita knock off.

>>9207271
This is the dumbest fucking tattoo I've ever seen.

Jews are against tattoos, why would you get a Star of David tat?

>>9213779
Mostly right. There are extenuating factors for Jewhood; you can straight-up convert to Judaism (its a pretty simple process but a tough 'un, since you have to convince a bunch of suspicious rabbis three times in a row you're genuine), and then you're religiously/legally a Jew and it passes down like normal. 'Course, you definitely believe in Judaism and not be a Jew, but then you're just Madonna.

>>9217933

branding - at the time she had accumulated a series of roles in which she came off as a flimsy, anemic, and bland wallflower. So her marketing squad came up with a bunch of gimmicks to broaden her range, and make her appear capable of stronger, more controversial, and more aggressive roles.

>>9203019
fucking kek

>>9220365
TR (((NIGGERED!!!!!

>>9220134
>Supposed to be.

Exacly, in MCU Hawkeye is "Just a guy with a bow", He literally says that himself in Ultron, and Natasha is "a spy", a good one, but nothing more than just fit, trained and prepared to kill woman.
But remember in Iron Man (2 or 3, whatever) and first Avengers? She was using special guns, had those batman like gadgets and used seduction and subterfuge like an actual female version of Bond would.

And in Ultron her character is:
>I know kung-fu
>my woooooooomb ;(
>banner no go ;((

>>9201446
does anyone have a torrent link for this
?

>>9212986
It seems to be much much harder to tell if a woman is a jew than a man.

>>9203426
There is no proof that sasha isn't Jewish.

>>9225507
the onus is on you to show she's Jewish

>>9211357
Takyon. Tak tak. Yon.

>>9214160
I thought this was very well done

>>9220138

same reason jews get their ears pierced

>>9221975

fucking hell Brody get your pure sex outta the shot

>>9225570
the bio I read says she was born catholic and considers herself an atheist.

>>9201261
I used to be in love with Selma Blair. I drew pictures of hr constantly, one of which she actually responded to on Twitter. My heart died that day.

>>9217747
Upright Citizens Brigade?

>>9203275
lol wtf is that Jon Lajoie? or however the fuck you spell it

>>9226955

I never read any of the "Spirit" comics, but that movie was fucking awful. Even SLJ regrets taking part in it.

>>9227286
He's fucking hillarious, Taco's the best character in the show.

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Would pay untold amount of shekels to fuck Stephanie Cane

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>>9227665

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>>9227669

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>>9227671

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>>9227675

>>9201319
...what. Is this like the starting point for scat?

>>9204387
The lack of ass worship in her movies has always puzzled me.

>>9213888
>what a bad movie

what terrible taste

bumo

>>9201431
this made me thorny

>>9220138
Orthodox Jews are. Most aren't. Just like how Christians are supposed to be against premarital sex, yet most still do it anyway

>>9212963
Idk the name but it's counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums I think by perfect circle

>>9202988
Following ScarJo
Not get a boner

>>9203082
When i watched that seen I thought.....
>Doesn't Iron Man weigh a ton?
That plastic bench should have cracked.

Jew women & Jap women are the top tier.

>>9212656
Wow. She was so cute when she was young.

>>9204416
How does that get you hard without sound?

>>9212986
She will have lucrative ties to the film industry

>>9233411
Did someone actually think her humping a giant ball like she has a dick and is fucking it was hot?

Can anyone tell me the thought process behind that?

>>9214760
this is a terribly made webm.

>>9217933
because it's fucking funny.

>>9212986
My GF is jewish. You can tell a bit by the nose, they tend to have a slight knuckle in the middle. Not always true of course. Also, she is the most fiscally responsible girl I've ever been with, and the most craziest in bed.

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>Best jew
>Greatest tits

>>9233714
Fug!

>>9201446
>>9201453
>>9201468
>>9201480
>>9201496

I feel sorry for that couch.

>>9203082
No ass.

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>>9234004
Being this wrong

>>9233598
i think it was supposed to be funny, not hot.

it achieved neither though, so whatevs.

>>9235755
overrated skank

>>9220138
the magen david doesn't symbolize judaism as a religion, it unites the hebrews as people.
The hebrew people is largely secular, but has a strong sense of ethnic identity as one nation.
now go back to jerking off to moving pictures.

>>9239346
Go take a shower while I replace the gas can.

>>9201363

why the fuck does he have sunglasses on indoors

>>9233598
she's just poking fun at herself

>>9234076
Alright alright, dat ass.

>>9241993
Sauce on this?

>>9202896
is it me or his hips are huge?

>>9233582
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis
nuff said

>>9201403
She's not jewish. Just half asian/white

This entire thread is like the same three girls.

>>9245160
>da joose did dis >:(

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I didn't see Emmy posted in a Hebrew thread.

>>9240309
hes a nigger duh

>>9248872
>>9249719
Who?

>>9213004
underrated

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>>9212986
>seen this post
>seen the amount of replies
>braces for wholesome keks
>mfw none of them delivered

>>9233598
>He thinks about dicks

>>9213779
There is zero evidence that Jews were ever slaves in Egypt. Absolutely none.

>>9201277
>mother is gentile
>both grandmothers are gentile

I don't think you understand how the Chosen people do.

>>9250803
nigga I can't jack it with Jar Jar in the background

>>9254210
Thanks for pointing it out, faggot

>>9202896
>El spying on random naked people
man this new season of Stranger Things is gonna be shit

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>>9212986
>>9250303
They're the same thing.
Both have no souls and want all your money.

>>9212986
you just know man, it's in the face

>>9230665
underrated

>>9210795
>>9211357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejsM0VF-Os&pxtry=1

well, this thread was disspointing

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>>9241993
GOD DAMNIT MOTHERFUCKIN PIECE OF SH- WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE BE WEARING A BRAAAAAAAA?????!!!!!!!

>>9257189

Nice work.

>>9201403
I wish it were easier to find stuff like this (not just FacialAbuse, but any of the rough/slapping/forced deepthroat kind stuff) without all the mess.

Yes, I understand that slobber in some form is inevitable when you do this kind of thing... but shots like what we see at 0:11 in this webm kinda gross me out.

Anyone have suggestions?

>>9201446
I think one of the reasons this scene is so popular is this section. There are other parts throughout, but here you really see her face change (especially when he spits on her) as the regret crosses her mind lol

>>9205995
does anybodody know the name of the movie, i just totally forgot, it's a horror movie

>>9235755
Delet this now

>>9257189
link or sauce?

>>9233641
>fiscally responsible.

I'm hard already.

>>9237551
literally gay

>>9207267
Yep, That remake and Evil Dead II, have a tree rape, but it's in a funnier way in the original.

Sasha Grey is not a heeb

>>9237551
Agreed

>>9227206
Millennials :}

>>9206045
>>9228822
Who dat?

>>9264539
Great. Gonna have New Slang stuck in my head now. Thanks.
Also, fucking hot webm, senpai.

>>9245106
>white
his father is a jew banker worked for goldman sachs

>>9240309
Hes a fan of moonman

>>9201261
i beleive the term is 'Jewesses'

>>9213001
kek

>>9254210
kek

>>9201261
((portman))

>>9201319
Keith Richards?

>>9220133
Having taste this bad

>>9210783
>Picking that ugly amazonian over based Elaine

No wonder that dude looks so fucking weird. He has down syndrome

>>9211485
Hilarious thing is, if she actually didn't wear a bra ever, she'd have much better tits.

>>9212986
you picked her up with a shovel

>>9233508
Same reason why it doesn't take 10 seconds for Tony to throw a single punch with the suit on.

>>9271509
>>9209457
more of both?

>>9209457
looking real old here.

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>>9201261

>>9233532
I think she's always been ugly as fuck.

>>9274747
agreed. i don't think i've ever seen someone else on 4chan who thinks so.

>>9227683
never eaten ass before?

Jewish girls with big, fat tits are my favourite thing in the world

>>9201545
wonder whos ass is that...

>>9211357
kys

>>9249766
emmy rossum she stars on Shameless, the show has a ton of sex

>>9254578
this is kino

>>9269365
It's Iggy Pop

>>9261659
But that's the whole point of it though m8

>>9207233
Is that the chick from penny dreadful?

>>9240207
I'm guessing you're some kind of virgin retard still trying to find themselves. Good luck, it's gonna be a long search.

>>9276413
Yup. Best tits on earth

>>9201261

>being attracted to Jewish girls

I have yet to meet a Jewish girl who wasn't an absolute cunt. Just entitled, smug, self-superior fucking Jewish Princesses with a chip on their shoulder from all the fucking mutilated micro-cocks they get.

Fuck that shit man. Jewbros are bros but Jewhoes are cunts. That's just the way it is.

>>9277015

>had one bad experience
>EVERY JEWISH WOMAN IS A CUNT, TRUST ME

Can you be more beta? Holy shit

>>9212986
if they have a weird face or nose. Typically darker skin and hair. Reek of liberal bullshit and money grubbing

>>9203087
me too, I had to rewind to that scene at least 20 times to finish

>>>9201261 (OP)
literally every jewish girl i've met has been sweet and kind

>>9277625
Best post on /gif/ today

>>9264146
sasha you uncultured swine

>>9203024
Movie title?

>>9277625
This is what happens at the OL camp after the atheletes got their shit done.

>>9212986
Put your dick in her and she'll keep the tip.

>ywn be the goy toy of a titty-cow Jewess

Jewish chicks don't like me for some reason.

>>9210795
If you watched the season 3 trailer for House of Cards, you heard the song in that trailer as well.

>>9278137
lol. LOL! OLLOLOLOLOLOLOL