Toys for Men

>>9200592
he has a toy, no std, no aids, no pregnancy risk, yet he still cums outside

fucking faggots watching too much porn I guess

>>9200790
Take your doll to a doctor, that shit looks like cancer.

>>9200589
damn booooiii

>>9200790
I didn't know silicon could get gangrene

>>9200823
Its easier to clean

>>9200998
>when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, thats amore

>>9200998
>when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, thats amoreeee.

>>9201003
kek

>>9200823
Yet us faggots watch a guy fuck a doll.

>>9200790
that is a huge fucking load

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>>9200913

>>9201045
NEXT GEN DAKIMURAS
the future is here bois

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>>9201068

>>9200998
This how you get a yeast infection :D

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>toys for men
>every post is for dick toys
theres more than one thing we can play with you know

>>9201121
Yeah, but unless it's a Aneros or something similar it was still made for a pussy.

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>>9201152
no. there are dildos for men made for anal play. different shapes and sizes. clenching isnt the only way to play with your prostate. besides. a normal penis dildo is still fine because the ridge on the head works to brush against the prostate

>>9200790
Ah, moldy jizz in a sex doll on the McDonald's bathroom floor. Good old days.

>>9200823
like cumming outside keeps pregnancy or stds like aids away, right?
>faggot

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>>9201207
just how much abuse can one ass take before it breaks?

>>9201149
Enjoy never being normal again. I'm sure women have this size. You will NEVER make her cum with your dick. Not even the biggest dick in history can stand up to that. Fuck i hate society.

>>9200589
what is this called

>>9201221
Holy shit how the fuck did does this guy cum for like 30 seconds straight.

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>>9201270
he was bitten by a radioactive prostate

>>9201072
Where can i get one of these?

>>9201312
I guess some guys are born to be a sissy.

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>>9201349
for sure some guys were born to take the dick. but you can still train and teach your body to respond to anal stimulation. i mean thats basically the purpose of the aneros. the whole gimmick. you pop it in, and do the exercises, and eventually you will begin to feel it and it will get easier and easier each time

>>9201243
Being a shut in neet.

>>9201234
it's a dude

>>9201121
>>9201149
>>9201170
>>9201207
>>9201221
>>9201312
>>9201392
Because men are meant to fuck, not to be fucked by, you dirty faggot.

https://i.yuki.la/gif/1464802487823.webm

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>>9201514
>men can orgasm just with their ass
>its multitudes stronger than a penile orgasm
>adding in anal play to penile stimulation multiplies the pleasure of the orgasm
of course all this means is i agree with you. what a disgusting habit. i mean who wants stronger orgasms? only faggots, thats who.

every time my gf wants to pop a finger in my ass during a blowjob i slap her and call her a fag enabler because i prefer weak orgasms. i also slap my doctor and call him a fag enabler when he gives me a prostate exam and recommends i get an aneros for my health

>>9201514
cry more

>>9200790
that is one ugly dick, but if he can cum like that I might put a ring on it

>>9200913
I want him in my throat while he sucks my cock ;)

>>9201045
sauce or name of these dolls please?

>>9201032
>>9202638
its fake cum

>>9200998

I SAID NO CHEESE

>>9202769
how?

>>9201086
I'm confused, why is that piss so clear?

>>9201170
>literally a designed toy to massage the prostate with the minimum amount of fuss
>lol dicks are better xD

>>9202897
Because he's hydrated you shit knuckle

>>9201045
That's genius.

>>9201234

wot

>>9202920
thats not what that says at all. the aneros is not the only anal toy made for men. there are specific dildo toys for men. HOWEVER, normal dildos are still fine because the shape of the head stimulates the prostate

>>9201149
The prerequisite to anal prolapse.

>>9201234
hello rebbit!

>>9200589
what sex toy is this? i would definately buy this

Does anyone have the webm where the guy is fucking a vacuum? Shit was hot as fuck.

>>9201564
kek

>>9200998
i legit came to this

>>9200998
special white sauce :^)

>>9203098
dont remember what its called but its $1000

>>9200589
finally a vid of one of these in action

>>9203759
>>9203098
>>9201320
>>9201243
25 inch fantasia. It is a grand but i guess you can do it in payments. God help me im thinking about doing it. I guess they weigh like 80 pounds or someshit.

>>9203906
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-MX6Q_tmMok

>>9203906
go for it, post vids

>>9201514
But if all men are meant to fuck and not be fucked, then where are all of the men I'm supposed to fuck?
Surely some men are meant to be fucked, otherwise I'd have to rely on women to fuck, and we all know how difficult that is.

>Cold lube
>Cold rubber sex toy

Sounds uncomfy t b h

>>9200610
This made me laugh so hard. How can a guy be so horny he finds himself doing this? How does he feel right after?

>>9200990
No it isn't, you still need to was the lube out either way.

>Implying these are men

>>9204718
because it's a fetish rather than desperation.

>>9202979
He drinks WAY TOO MUCH water actually.

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_xtFfiL1oc

>>9201041
UNF

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>>9200823
He doesn't always pull out in his vids.

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>>9200583

Got a Tenga Wavy Egg on the way. Wish me luck.

>>9205550
Sauce?

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DRAGON FLESHLIGHTS

>>9205564
>tenga egg
worthless

>nasty yellow cum
gross

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>toys for boys
does this count, /gif/?
<3

>>9205719
yiiissss... moooore

>>9201564
>inb4 retarded

Do doctors recommend people to get aneros

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>>9205778
ok

>>9205728
Now imagine that poping on ur dick

God damn it.
I just wanted to watch guys fucking sex toys, not all this gay shit.

>>9205810

I...need that dildo...

>>9205844
pay like 300 bux and you too, can have a really nice bad dragon dildo.

>>9205550
man, which doll is that? Gonna buy one asap if someone sauces that

>>9205829
I'd play that ass on starbound all night long, after it gets out of beta.

>>9205859
that's terraria

>>9205851
Only ran me 150 :P

>>9205918
im EU so shipping rapes me
also i went all out and got 30 dollar custom color and cum tube and everything

>>9205929
I also only bought a medium. Cum tube was a must and only had +15 for the color.

It's always tempting to go larger, but I'd rather not have my girlfriend notice I'm regularly pounding my ass when she's away...

>>9205953
i went medium too
and yea dont go larger desu medium already very big
dont ruin your butt

>>9205829
Fucking cute

>>9205550
oh my goooosh <3

>>9205550
Where did you get this amazing thing ?

>>9205968
thanks anon!

>>9205719
>>9205801
>>9205803
>>9205808
>>9205810
>>9205829
Sauce plz

>>9206037
its oc

>>9205801
>>9205808
>>9205829
WOW. Blizzard's sponsored videos are getting weirder and weirder.

>>9201041
Damn, I want a fuckdoll like this because I have a quad-amputee fetish...

>>9205829
If this is you on webm then add me on kik emil10111 I need more.

>>9206108
hey man they know their audience

>>9202740
kanojotoys
/air-body-pillow-dakimakura-p-1560.html

>>9206363
amazon
/Kuu-PILLOW-Attach-Onahole-Hugging-Pillow/dp/B00B3QA7FI

>>9201221
>>9201207
>>9201170
>>9201149
Toys for men not gays

>>9206380
hey just because i like to get fucked in the ass until i cum doesn't mean i'm gay.

>>9201086
what is this doll?

>>9203817
I know I want more of them

>>9205550
Who is this "he" you speak of?

>>9201173
kek

>>9206380
the majority of anal toy buyers are straight men, since, they were made for men. the guys in the webms though are gay as fuck for sure

>>9200589
>>9203906
I googled 25 inch Fantasia and none of the image results match?

More google censorship due to feminism?

>>9206865

try fantasia sex toy.

I think only a dozen or so people have ordered it, hence >>9206675 and my excitementt

>>9201243
The black men dream.

One of these for each black man and crime rates would drop overnight.

The more celulitis the better.

>>9204718
First time on 4chinchin?

>>9205829
Do you have a tumblr or anything?

>>9201149
Do those people get off on pain? Serious question

>>9207284
its not painful. or it shouldnt be unless youre doing something wrong

>>9205728
its better than a hand... use hand cream, not lotion or lube ;)

>>9202847
you insert it through your dick via a tube. they do this shit in porn all the time. almost everything can be faked

lol just use a mchicken

>>9200998
Looks like he made a cream pie.

>>9200823
Practice makes perfect

>>9205550
I know this guy posts on a website with tons of his webms. care to share?

>>9200589
Kind of looks like he is fucking a severed body.

>>9206865
lol no
your search skills are just shit

>>9205829
Please make more based sissy anon.

>>9201149
did he died?

>>9204501
>not having a lubricant warmer to bring the lube and toy to human internal body temperature
>not having lube designed to mimic the feel, smell, taste, and viscosity of actual vaginal secretions
>not having a toy with a "regenerating" artificial hymen
Get a load of this guy. Must be new in town.

>>9205719
cockwizard

>>9201270
With massaging the prostate for so long, it is possible for men to have multiple orgasms in a row. THAT.....and like edge for about a year

>>9201392
Wtf kind of excercises?

>>9205859
and its out of beta

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>>9210724
butt hole exercises. no, really

>>9205728
Food Emperor at his finest xD

>>9200998
Where can I buy this guy's pizza

why would I watch these?

>>9201086
anyone know a webm where its got one of them in it and the guy is laying on his back fucking it?

>>9201392
sauce pls

>>9205564
>Tenga Wavy Egg
source pls?

>>9203906
If i was single i would totally do this. I cant imagine i could hide an 80 lb ass from my wife.

>>9200928
Bruh the sounds

Need good Porn on kik Send me one And lets Trade kik : DBlinkTrad3

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>>9206706
He posts on /gif/, /b/, and /r9k/ all of the fucking time. I dunno man.

>>9211411
she doesnrt use toys?

>>9200998
that's how they make sour dough

>>9205550
not technique at all

>>9205550
Can you imagine someone finding this thing in your house. Lucy, you got some explaining to do.

>>9200589
Has science gone too far?

>>9200977
That's pipedream's fantaflesh. It's not 100% silicone so it can absorb a little bit of water and eventually grow bacteria and mold (especially if it's not sanitized with a toy claening spray like you're supposed to after each use).

>>9213143
Why can't doll makers get the elbows to not look like nightmare fuel?

I would use one of those fuck-asses but those dolls look creepy as fuck

>>9200592
When you're so fat even your dick has fat

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im sure this counts as a toy for boys

>>9214639
I just got a fake pussy/ass thing and I'd say I'm really happy. Combine it with a decent VR headset for your smartphone and it's a great experience. Paid round $200 for me and I don't regret a dime.

>>9213837
kek'd

>>9205859
nigga that ain't even starbound, it's terraria

>>9201185
pregnancy yes, std's no

>>9200998

this is pretty hot, is there a name for this kind of fetish?
guys working in like pizza hut/burger kings and stuff cumming on peoples food before serving it

>>9216254
Yeah, it's called being an asshole

>>9214863
... source?

>>9216342

yeah thats what i get off on

>>9200998
Name is god tier

>>9206544
expensive

>>9215484
I've got some bad news for you, friend.

>>9211361
Turn your ad blocker off and you'll see the sauce

>>9202769
>doesn't even do big cums

>>9200583
>>9200589
>>9200592
The saddest part is you know one of these faggots probably paid for these using NEETbux.

>>9216361
wow i think i actually found it

SDMS-837

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>>9216879
>sad
where did this meme come from? why is it pathetic for a man to use sex toys? shamed out of anal stimulation, shamed out of penile stimulation.

did everyone just fall for the menstruating jew? you know they campaign against artificial wombs, vr porn, and sex bots because they dont want their cunt shekels to become irrelevant.

dont fall for it. keep on masturbating with whatever hole or shaft you want and dont let anyone shame you into being a pussy whipped faggot.


no but for real, dont shame guys out of enjoying their own bodies. its not cool

>>9217085
>why is it pathetic for a man to use sex toys?
I'm talking about the ones who pay for it with taxpayer money.

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>>9203906
EIGHTY POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS
That's four times bigger than what I was expecting!

>>9217105
thats your own assumption. and also, thats still not sad. i dont know how using neetbux for their intended purpose is sad. its just money for whatever they want. if i got paid by the government for no reason you bet your ass id use it to buy the fattest fucking ass on the market and most realistic feeling dong. what else are they supposed to do with it? obviously bills and food arent hurting them if they have enough to buy expensive sex toys

I'm retarded and don't know how to compress gifs.
Here's something I found.

http://imgur.com/l24fnXb

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>>9217085
>where did this meme come from?
It comes from the idea that a man's value is related to how many women he conquers. Every time you masturbate is one time you didn't fuck a woman, and buying a toy means you deliberately intended to not fuck a woman instead of merely failing to conquer one tonight.

>>9217357
>It comes from the idea that a man's value is related to how many women he conquers
ie, being a pussy whipped faggot whos worth is determined by women. if you dont have a woman, youre not a man. so you need to get a woman and of course you need to support her for the rest of your life, even after she eventually leaves you
>bitter
yes. this shit is pushed by men but guess who started it. guess who this benefits. i'll give you a hint. its certainly not men.

using conquered was a nice attempt to make it look like a manly thing, but its literally just putting pussy on a pedestal. thats not healthy. thats not cool or impressive. its like being one of those racing dogs who chases after the rabbit. its being controlled

>>9205728
Can't you also do this with a condom?

>>9217462
>implying monogamy
Dude, if your fucking the same woman more than once you're not building value. Gotta put notches on the bed post or your not much better than the lonely permavirgin buying toys.

>>9214863
Love it

>>9218821
>Gotta put notches on the bed post or your not much better than the lonely permavirgin buying toys
t. pussywhipped faggot

>>9205791
Probably not but I guess they would if you asked them how to safely masturbate anally.

>>9206371
$50 that's not a bad price

>>9200589
>>9201068
>>9201072
How are these things for mating pressing?
the bottom looks flat in those picks and I think the legs would be too stubby to lock just right

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>>9218973
no. if you have a prostate issue, prostate massage can help. so a doctor can recommend an aneros to provide the prostate massage. it was even designed by a doctor.

if you have a swollen prostate or nonbacterial prostatitis, get an aneros or some other prostate massager to help alleviate or even cure the symptoms.

>>9210744
SUCH AS.

>>9219052
this >>9219043

>>9205550
why the fuck are we still bothering with females irl. serious fucking question

>>9217085
>female uses sex toy
YOU GO GIRL

>male uses sex toy
Urgh how pathetic, grow up and find a real woman

My wife got me a variety box of tenga eggs as a gift and I gotta say: they're a bit underwhelming. The only one I really thought was worth a shit is one with longish points that can tickle your pee-hole.

>>9219241
Because the off chance you find an actual good one it's actually nice.

It's a diamond in the rough though now.

>>9218821
>Gotta put notches on the bed post or your not much better than the lonely permavirgin buying toys.

>Women determine my value in life. Women hold the keys to my manhood, my happiness, my self worth, etc between their legs. If other guy also don't think this they're permavirgins!

Look, I don't wanna come off as some 'l-lol s-sex is overrated!' but come on, I've seen guys made into lap dogs over thinking this shit. They would do ANYTHING to get it. Even the good looking guys will be made to jump through hoops and shun friends/stop doing shit they enjoy just to get it. Putting pussy before yourself, and especially over your friends you've stuck with since childhood, is low.

the world is going to be a better, safer place once sexdolls get AI (doesn't have to be good, just about as complex as cleverbot).

With the current spate of anatomically correct mannequins, plenty of anons are already prepared to swear off actual women altogether. The main reason anons state for not buying one is that they don't want to fuck up future chances with a hypothetiacl flesh and blood women. However, imagine a walking, talking, fuckable dating sim. Game over.

How much violence, conflict and crime occur as an indirect result of pent up male sexual aggression? All of that will melt away.

I expect a lot of repressive regimes will ban them because pent up sexual aggression makes for good cannon fodder (e.g. suicide bombers).

>>9209627
Do such lubes and warmers exist?
That actually sounds kind of legit

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>>9219633
>The main reason anons state for not buying one is that they don't want to fuck up future chances with a hypothetiacl flesh and blood women
you dont see this happening in reverse. no guy has ever left a girl because she had a sex toy. in fact, they happily use it on them. its so normal that its expected for girls to have sex toys and its weird when they dont.

look at this gif. if you found out your gf had this, would you leave her? probably not. id think it was weird but id try to use it along with her. now if the reverse happened and she found your body sex toy, she would dump your ass in a second and tell everyone youre a creep, and the go fuck her own body sex toy

>>9201221
that dick is so cute. And the way they cum too! Saved.

>>9204718
do you laugh every time a girl uses a dildo?

>>9200858
I want more of this vid.

>>9200928
The fuck is wrong with his hand? Is this guy a recent burn victim?

>>9200998
Man, that chick is super doughy.

>>9204472
>You arent.
Argument foiled

>>9219019
please respond.

>>9200928
Why does the guy sound like Will Ferel?

>>9219745
i have really wide hips and consequently a wide birth canal. not a slut.
no matter how many kegels i do, you could still stick your head in there
fleshlights hurt my fee fees
kinda like how a small dicked guy would feel intimidated by a 9 inch vibrator

>>9205801
>Cata
DROPPED

>>9205859
Thats terraria you piece of shit.
Starbound came out like a month ago too.

>>9216889
Danke vera much

>>9220866
if you tell your bf not to masturbate, everyone will applaud. if your bf tells you not to masturbate, hes a controlling asshole who doesnt deserve you.

now, i would feel intimidated by a large toy. of course i would. a toy of similar size to me? no. bigger? yes. it implies a lot of things that dont apply in reverse. for example. guys dont leave girls because theyre loose. unless youre so wide that your cunt muscles cant grip his dick during sex, you literally have no reason to worry. however if a guy has a small dick, or if his gf has a really big hole (like you), he has to worry. because girls dump smaller guys all the time. not only is your vagina cavernous, you use large toys. so he wont be enough and theres a huge chance you will leave him for someone larger who might be able to satisfy you.

you can clamp down compensate, he cant swell up. its not the same. the only one legitimately entitled to be distressed by their partners using sex toys is men.

if your cunt is just as open as the grand canyon no matter what you do and you cant satisfy men, welcome into the small dick club baby. either learn to use your ass instead or buy a fat dragon dildo and forget men exist

>>9200583
I use fleshlights, cockrings, electrostim, some sounds, buttplugs, and an njoy pur steel wand.

>>9200589
I want one of these, but I don't want it stored in my house.

>>9221331
all youre missing is some nipple stimulation unless you put some stim pads on them and give them shocks, and then youre good to go for a good night

>>9216879
I have a job. Even if I didn't have the money at the time saving 1k USD is easy.

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>>9219575
>I've seen guys made into lap dogs over thinking this shit.
>jump through hoops and shun friends/stop doing shit they enjoy just to get it.
This can only hoping if you are focused on one woman in particular. If you're only after one thing, there is no reason to stick around for more than a week.

>>9221994
no, hes right. you are a lapdog for pussy. it doesnt need to be the same woman if youre addicted to the one thing they all have. if all you want is pussy, then you are a slave to it

>>9205719
Why yes, yes it does

>>9222033
Yeah, if you're addicted to it and have no life outside hunting pussy. But if you're giving up on getting any and decide to just buy toys then you've got problems too.

>>9203751
that string tied around his cock xD

>>9222075
homemade cockring

>>9222060
>But if you're giving up on getting any and decide to just buy toys then you've got problems too
this is why we're calling you a slave. theres nothing wrong with owning sex toys as a man. you can fuck right off

ITT: Some people trying to look at toys while virgins argue about pussy.

Seriously anons. A hole is a hole. For a real cunt you need disposable income and for a fake one you need disposable income.

With how low a lot of women's standards are in this day in age if you're not getting pussy you are probably a disgusting annoying neurotic fuckwit who was raised by their mother to put women on a pedestal.

If you're afraid to use any toys you're a disgusting insecure faggot who was raised by their father and will ultimately find yourself getting your dick sucked by some dude in a truck stop just for the release.

tl;dr

Everyone is a faggot. Get off however you like.

>>9211411
Why would you hide it from your wife?

Your married, it should not matter if you have toys. If she leaves your for buying "80 POUNDS OF ASS AND PUSSY" then you have bigger problems.

>>9211411

>>9222158


Wives tend to throw fits if you get a toy like that. It'll be about bluh bluh you spent how much, but really it's them realizing you'd rather fuck a hunk of silicone sometimes than deal with all the shit you need to do to stick your dick in 'em.

In my case, my wife could fuck me 23 hours of the day and I'd STILL jack off on that 24th hour. She is well aware I'll find something or someone to fuck if she doesn't put out like I want, and if she was the one working and paying bills I'd submit just the same.

It ain't hard to take control, yo.

>>9201207
>that stomach bulge
holy SHIT

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>>9219241
>we

When you take away the only thing theyre good for, of what use are they?

>>9222158
Breaking news!
Wife divorcing husband for having an affair with a sextoy

>>9219019
>>9220489

The "legs" are not that long but if you put it on a slant using a firm pillow the weight will keep it in position.

slant it, grab the hips and pound away.

>>9201072
Can you show us the pussy and asshole? Looks like nice fat pussy on that. Wish they came with bush

>>9205657
Hey, I've got one of those! Good shit

>>9219448
>half a child's torso
>sex toy

pick one.

>>9202897
>>9205108
You should probably hang yourself

>>9201045
>Living the dream

>>9222547
fuck i would drop 1-2k on one right now if I didn't live with my mother still.
How much was yours? Where did you get it from?

>>9211361
Are you fucking retarded?

>>9200589
still awkward enough to keep pajama pants on

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something I just started doing...

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>>9223089
So if I prop them on a pillow so the angle bottom up you lock them into one of these.
it feels like it would lend itself to this position if the legs and a more acute angle. the way it is seems to be meant more for doggy style.

>>9222060
Owning sextoys and having sex are not mutually exclusive. I might fuck an onahole every now and then, but that doesn't mean I have no interest in actual pussy.

>>9205564
if you can rinse it out immediately afterward, they're good for about 3-4 uses before they get super gross. You don't need to use too much lube, so the package it comes with will last you a few sessions too

feels good, man

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>>9201041
nugget porn

>>9205719
...am I gay now?

>>9205829
What happens if your family finds all those girl clothes?

>>9200589
geez is it my impression or is that a fat ass butt?

>>9224027
I would honestly give up on women for one of these...

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these wand things are supposed to be great for hitting the prostate just right

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MAKE WAY FOR THE FUTURE, FAGGOTS

>>9214863
sugoiiiiii

anyone got the webm of the guy fucking his toy while a woman tells him he only has 1 minute to cum?

>>9224044
I can't help feeling that this guy is utterly dissatisfied.

>>9224725
well its a titfuck. its only good if thats what youre into

>>9224135
What have you done here exactly?

>>9224606
vintage mandingo @ 14sec mark

>>9224085
This one always fucking gets me HAHAHA

>>9224606
top fucking kek

>>9224090 >>9224044
>>9224038 >>9224030 >>9224027
These look awesome but it's kinda creepy how they're like IRL/3D western oppai loli. I wonder how much more expensive they would be if they were full-size rather than 3/4 or whatever they are.

>>9200998
Does the guy's name happen to be HowToBasic?

>>9222547
which doll senpai

>>9201086
that is not how u make sex

>>9223183
Worth the price? I heard they were eh

>>9224606
Ok I have to see the rest of this video. Too hilarious not to

>>9224135
Where's the cumshot?

>>9224057
sauce?

>>9224135
>>9225955
thisss

they need to stop trying to make the dolls look real and use them as touch enablers for VR porn.

>>9224027
omfg those jigglin tits...

someone fuck them!

>>9200592
fuck that's delicious

>>9219745
what kind of women do you know?

Dont think it is that unacceptable and weird for men to have fleshlights.

>>9221168
>if you tell your bf not to masturbate, everyone will applaud.

on what planet do you live? Nobody expects men to not mastrubate. Doctors and therapists say its good and necessary. Expecting someone to not mastrubate is quite naive and unrealistic.


It should be common sense now that mastrubation is good and fine, and everyone has the right to do it, in relationship or not.
I never had a gf that wanted me to not mastrubate. I had one that wanted to forbid me seeing porn because she was insecure.

Im with you that Im also not a fan of too big toys. I mean it depends, but yeah wouldnt be to fond if she really likes the stretching out, because eventually you will be able to fit 3 dildos or a fist in there. Not a pleasent thought, but wouldnt be a pleasent thought for me neither as a girl, when I know men like it tight.

> or buy a fat dragon dildo and forget men exist
haha nice, I actually know a woman like that

anon, I dont like drawing that card but you should really leave the house sometimes and not only get your knowledge from 4chan, camwhore sites and (anti-)feminism videos.

Of course men dump girls that are too loose. Not on that scale like women do it with small dicked men, but also because a ton of other things like, girl is not fun in bed, tits are not fine, strange body proportions etc.

>>9220866
I never heard of that correlation of wide hips -> bigger pussy.
Anyway, yeah I know it sucks, but luckily the tightness is not the only thing about a woman. Try anal, work on your blowjob skills, maybe learn deepthroat etc. I mean for someone that is really worth it.

I prefer loose pussy over tight toy any day, if that helps. Its still just a toy, a help to get to orgasm. A fuck is a fuck, its different, its real.

>>9227001
>>9227103
>it doesn't happen to me so it has to be an exaggeration
the both of you are the ones who need to get out more

>>9227143
sorry I questioned your vast experience with women.

So am I just incredibly lucky?

Hey so, for those with experience of such things,

Puni Ana DX or Sujiman Kupa Cocolo?

gearing towards the latter for look, but i read a review saying the Puni DX is better

what's a good fleshlight that feels as close to a vag a possible?

>>9200998
Guarantee this dude works at Little Caesar's.
I was always so tempted to do that, it's so fuckin warm out of the mixer.

>>9205811
It's that bad. You can't really feel it when you're hard.

>>9228956
not that bad*