ultra master ludacris legends

>>9194462
Why is this not in ylyl thread's? So epic funny

>>9194462
just imagine the last one being pregnant with this dork...
HOW HORRIFYING !

Jesus that's a tiny dick.

>>9194476
ya narwhal epic!

Wonder how much he paid these poor girls? A few were really pretty for cheap whores

>>9194462
fucking kek

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Why does he have so many god damn phones?

>>9194559
You just know he were their favorite customer, no-penis completely hooker-based clientele since the age of buttcrack down- hilarious man throwing money at them for nothing.

I would pimp my fucking ass to this man.

Top gun.

>>9194513
Not really. Sadly not everyones bell end is at the top end of the bell curve

>>9194833
Dude you know its small when the man does not even know if its in or not, jesus.

>>9194884
Thats a different problem to do with a crap dick and lack of feeling. Or an overly cavernous pussy that's way too lubed. Anybody who's got a normal functioning dick should be able to tell if it's in

>>9194462
Does anybody have the sauce to the girl with the red helmet?

>>9194976
Literally any low tier prostitute at the turn.

>>9195003
not every low tier prostitute looks like kirsten dunst

>>9195065
yeah they do

>>9194462
the blond at 00:03 knows her shit...
top top girl. would pay

>>9194460
99% of this guys problems comes from being cursed with a small penis. It has effected his life in many ways, not just sexual performance.

>>9195222
nah man. it probably go deeper.

tho that checkem are a good point.

>>9194501

now imagine knocking up a porn whore

even worse.

>>9194460
I don't know what should I think about this,

>>9195182
what is she saying?

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>>9195241
EVEN WORSE THAN THAT!!!
Imagine being the child of a cheap porn whore and dork who's self esteem was destroyed during high school by his micro dick.

The kids gonna be more damaged than his father.

Bump for moar this

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>>9196104

OP here.

I found this.

http://nl.xhamster.com/movies/1583781/old_guy_fucks_gorgeous_college_girl_on_boat.html

>>9196025
"give me something to do noise about dady"

>>9194833
delusional tard detected

>>9196025
'youre gonna have to gimme something to make noise about, daddy'
he gets so fucking flustered lol

>>9194460
What the fuck, is this guy retarded or something. Floppy disks were unreliable and couldn't hold a fly's dick in terms of data.
Probably thinks .jpg is the same as .png, too.

>>9196758
Man the song's gold

>>9194460
>http://nl.xhamster.com/movies/1583781/old_guy_fucks_gorgeous_college_girl_on_boat.html

that blonde girl at 1:06 super hot though

>>9195222
Nigger with the money he's paying them he can get a penis surgery

>>9200628
most mid tier prostitutes \ low tier porn stars will fuck anyone for 100-200 dollars for a 30 minute session.

>>9196758
Thank you.
I know now what I will be doing with the Phantom V711.

>>9196758
source on the song tho

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>>9194460
faggoot yoyoyoyoyo

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>>9194462
didn't even know a dick could be that small desu

>>9201853
Vivaldi, winter

>>9201960
Fucking lost it..
Goodbye Boner.

WTF is up with all the analog phones? On the headboard even.
Analog phones on a boat?

>>9201853
>>9203061

Specifically the Allegro

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