Massage Parlor

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>>9177106
it always makes me horny

>>9177106
Bump for interest.

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>>9177107
people shit on happytugs for the camera angles... i don't care

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>>9177114
I've gone many times to parlors. rare to not find an ugly old lady

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>>9177119
ideally, I want to try one of the caucasian parlors in my city - Russian girls

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>>9177152
none seem to give HE though

>>9177119
Then you're really going to to the wrong places. Do you not check reviews on spahunters, usasexguide, eccie, theeroticreview?

>>9177244
was a myredbook man
recently moved to a new area
seems like most of the review sites don't help

>>9177114
I love the angles in happy tugs, dunno why

>>9177244
to be honest with you, if I could get a login somewhere, that'd be great. the free info on the review sites is the shits.

I live in Philadelphia, how do I find a parlor like this where I can get at minimum a hand job? I don't need a full service one, I just don't want to get caught in a prostitution sting or some bullshit like that

>>9177276
check rubmaps right quick

>>9177269
Spahunters is free to sign up and once you sign up you have full access. The only one I listed that doesn't give free full reviews is theeroticreview and that site is more for escorts than it is for massage parlours

>>9177276
Can start on bakcpage but make sure to check reviews on Usasexguide, eccie, theeroticreview, spahunters, rubmaps.

>>9177206
Thanks bud. That's amazing.
Good thing I got off the loli and switched to this. Even after orgasm I can still look at this!

>>9177335
realized i didn't provide sauce
her name is Rita Argiles

>>9177301
signed up for spahunters... I live in Sacramento, which has dozens of AMPs, but there are only 2 reviewed on spahunters

I miss myredbook

>>9177367
Every region tends to use one website more than others. For example in Boston it's TER and usasexguide, and spahunters. Boston Eccie is dead. Then I moved to Texas and people ONLY use eccie here for everything. All the other sites are dead for this city. So check around because in a city that size the activity has gotta be somewhere

>>9177114
>>9177264
I actually love the angles too. Angles in modern porn are usually way too wide for my tastes, here you can actually see what's happening.

>>9177119
Who is ASSKRAZY and why did he put his obnoxious tag on the screen?

>>9177152
If my city even had one with Russian girls I'd probably have gone already.

>>9177367
I'm in Sacramento too. Still looking for more info, but Rubmaps is active. Just sign up for a month then cancel though as its not THAT active. I'm going to start checking other site mentioned here now as well.

Live in Phoenix AZ. Angone know the website popular down here?

>>9179455
if you find any places lemme know

>>9177106
Is that Gob from Arrested Development?

>>9181712
Sure. Oriental Massage on Watt is my go-to. The girls aren't especially pretty but they're all good with their hands and I've never had a problem getting what I want at standard rates so it's safe. Also the place is clean and has private parking. There's a place next door that I don't like quite as much so make sure you have the right building.

Next time I go I'm checking out the May Spa on Arden though, more recent reviews say they just got in a new bunch of cuties.

There's also a DIFFERENT Oriental Massage on Marconi (lower street number) with an older lady that's got a nice pair but there seems to only be one of her there most times. I have gone but haven't gotten in for that reason.

Paradise Massage on Arden also sounds nice but you have to call ahead and might get stuck with a whale they have there though there are five or six girls. Haven't gone to this one personally either, please report back if you go.

Learn something new every day... Anyone know if theres anything like this for the Humboldt area?

Are "massage" parlors a thing in Europe?
Specifically italy

>>9182816
ty, anon

>>9183021
You don't go out much, do you?

>>9183021
I'm from Italy and yes, there are places for happy-ending massages

>>9182816
How much is standard rate?

>>9184010
No problem. Note: of the ones I listed only Paradise is full service; I don't go for the full gig.

>>9184441
Depends on area. These parts it's 40-60 for an hour rub and 40-60 for a tug. Full Service seems to be in the 100-120 range, but again that's not me.

>>9177206
Source for stream?

Bump for some amateur stuff.

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Alrighty anons. I'm gonna try to dump from mobile, so some might be shit and some might be waxing (thumbnails aren't working in my hidden folders)

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Australian internet fucking sucks...

>>9185100

disgusting

>>9188258
thats my jam

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Aaaand I'm spent. Good morning yanks. Hope you enjoy. Fuck you Captcha.

>>9188270
You are, but nobody asked.

Keep going these are some great clips.

>>9188224
Man, that looks good. How do you request that kind of teasing? It's hard when they barely speak English.

>>9188357

You're often reduced to just pointing in these situations. The word "tip" seems to be universal though. They either will or they won't.

>>9188357
Point at your dick and rub your thumb against your middle finger.

>>9188428
I don't t mean getting the HJ, that's easy if you know the secret handshakes. Most of the time I'm junky to get a little butt teasing before the flip and then a simple up and down Jerk in motion when it's time for action. This chick was teasing throughout and didn't Jerk him off like a 12 year old the whole time.

>>9188437
Will try, but if I end up with a finger up my ass or something I'll find you.

>>9188315
Tough guy. Guess you got bullied in HS.

>>9188444

You go to the same chick multiple times, and signal your pleasure with little groans whenever she goes anywhere near your focus area. You build a bit of trust without being an aggressive jerk. Most of these ladies know that ass-play is a thing and that some of us really enjoy it. With oil and the right hands, it can be truly mindblowing.

Sorry if this "tip" sounds banal/obvious, but it's worked for me every time.

>>9188474
>Sorry if this "tip" sounds banal/obvious, but it's worked for me every time.

No, it's appreciated. I don't generally go enough for anyone to remember my face and I'm still exploring the area, but that could be useful. Really though, I want a more sensual massage outside of the dick touching and a better dick touching when that does happen; figuring out how to do that without speech has been kind of annoying, though I've found asking for a light massage gets me closer. Like, I need a Chinese phrase for "tease dat dick, girl" and I don't have one.

Anyone from Mass or CT?

Go to Hadley, MA. Pay $60. Enjoy

From CT?

Go to Vernon, CT. Pay $60. Enjoy.

Find a massage is easy. They want to be found.

>>9177152
She's czech.


Fuck russian bitches. I want a big tittied Czech girl.

>>9177106
is that anthony weiner

>>9188282
sauce?

>>9177106
SAUCE?!

>>9177107
name or sauce?

>>9189767
nevermind,found it: xxxbunker.com/brazilian_wax_very_soft_hands_part_2

>>9188282
My dick would be way too hard to do this

>>9177106
>>9177114
>>9177119
>>9189791
>>9189797
Sharon Lee
http://www.xvideos.com/video4214450/busty_asian_babe_goes_crazy_riding

>>9188187
sauce?

>>9188181
Damn nice of her to finish her client off properly like that.

>>9188270
Disgusting indeed... Who the hell likes to watch monkey sex.. that's sick

>>9188187
That's is a nice penis. No homo

>>9188232
more like this

Are there any that do this for women

Asking for a friend

>>9188187
U WANT MY CUM? U WANT MY CUM? U WANT MY CUM? U WANT MY CUM? U WANT MY CUM? U WANT MY CUM? U WANT MY CUM? U WANT MY CUM? U WANT MY CUM?

>>9188232

http://www.voyeurshd.com/video/handjob-during-wax-hair-removal-0W07XHHwcYG.html

>>9185100
>>9191709
more pls

>>9195028
incomplete video, complete video requires membership, don't bother.

>>9188181
90 y/o hands

>>9195209
Shit bitch, I would love to get a handy from a goldy oldy.

>>9188315
>I know you are but what am I?

underage bait detected.

>>9184419
Is there some rubmaps type site to find em or do I just need to look for em around?

If you've never been to one of those parlors, try it it's really good.
They masturbate better than you do it yourself and it's not expensive.

In Paris: 40eu 1/2h and 70eu an hour.

>>9195539
Do you know any trustworthy names of parlor in Paris for a first experience ?

>>9195539
>They masturbate better than you do it yourself
This is not guaranteed. If they're in a hurry or just unskilled it's easy for them to be worse, assuming you have any skill of your own. Check any reviews you can find.

>>9195209
>>9188181

I think what you meant to say is "Experienced hands"

>>9188550
im from CT, pls explain where and how does an autist like me request this

>>9188270
I think you mistyped "I'm a fucking faggot"

Cause of this thread, I just found one of these massage places that's literally 4 blocks from where I live. I wanna go check it out but I'm kinda nervous. Idk what to expect.

>>9188274

if true, kill yourself

>>9196530
Ya me too but I have a gf so I would feel really guilty afterwards but i really want to try it

>>9196678
Bruh Yolo that shit. I'm going tomorrow fuck it.

>>9195510
I never found any site

>>9196530
>Idk what to expect.
Expect an Asian ot Russian woman to touch your back, ass and penis. Also expect to give her money for this.

Being nervous the first time is fine, but there's not anything magical here.

>>9188282
keep going with the realistic stuff :D

>>9196934
How much in tip? 10-20$?

>>9197045
Whatever makes the end-all total 100 bucks.

If it's 60 dollars, 40 dollar tip, 80 bucks; 20 etc.

>>9188550

Also where in Vernon CT????

I live 1 town over and theres tons of massage places in Vernon but obv they arent all jizz friendly.

>>9197045
10-20 will probably get you scoffed at. Ignore >>9197074 and find the rates for your area; the Rubmaps forum is free and pretty good for startup info. I normally pay 40 or 45 in tip making my total 80-90 for an hour service.

>>9197089
Ok the one I'm going to is 50$/30min and 70$/hr. So how much should I tip?

I work at a hair removal place in west hollywood, and I learned pretty fast that handling boners is just sort of part of the job from day 1.

I'm one of the only girls there who speaks fluent English, so I'll have guys casually chatting while i'm basically holding their hard cocks.

I just love it when people ask me what i do.

>>9191709
>negre-art

>>9197190
How much do you get in tips?

>>9197212
totally depends on the guys, almost all of our clientele is either the west Hollywood gay guys or the silverlake hipster type.

Most of the gay guys tend to tip well, like 30-40, but the hipster guys tend to me way more frugal.

>>9197217
Damn must be one hellavu job. You ain't ever had sex with one of clients have you?

>>9195209
Doesn't matter, had sex!

>>9197193
eheh

>>9197237
Honestly it's not bad, it pays remarkably well and I usually only end up actually working for about 3 hours of every 8 hour shift, the rest I spend on my laptop doing basically whatever the hell I want.

I have never had sex with a client on the job, but have met a client for drinks later and proceeded to have sex later.

>>9197190
But do you finish clients off?

>>9197253
Wats ur Kik?

>>9197262
No we do not.

At least not actively, I've had clients reach orgasm during a session, and you just sort of very politely ignore it and provide them with a clean wet washcloth.

I have been solicited many time though, as you can expect guys get flirty when you're holding their cocks.

>>9197253
did he have a nice dick?

>>9197253
Do the gay guys have boners too?

>>9197282
Very.

General bonus of the job, a lot of hot younger guys and getting to check out erections on the majority.

The jokes get old, as there's literally like 4 different jokes guys tell in that situation.

(EVERY SINGLE gay guy who comes in says something like "Been a while since a girl's been there!" when I touch their penis)

>>9197293
Sometimes, I suppose it's pretty normal for any guy to get erect when being touched by an outside source. I don't know how that shit works dude, you tell me.

>>9197306
can you describe how it was nice? did that have something to do with your decision to sleep with him?

>>9197316
No dude, a guy having a nice cock doesn't make me consider him as boyfriend material, i see a bunch a day.

We just got talking a lot more than usual during the session, and he ended up inviting me out to see a band and went from there.

As for his dick? Just nice. Ridiculously straight, like an arrow. Big helmet.

>>9197324
size wise, how big? I'm legitimately curious as to what makes a "nice" dick for women.

and i don't mean helping you decide to sleep with him as in commit, but did it make you more interested in sex knowing it'd probably feel nice?

>>9197332
Lmfao bruh you're a fucking faggot. How bout you go talk to girls and find out what they like instead of trying to "interview" someone online about it.

>>9197345
i'm legit a bit gay. try harder to insult me.

>>9197332
An attractive cock is absolutely NO guarantee it will feel nice or be remotely fun to ride. It's all in the guy, and how he uses it.

Like 7/8 inches long? Pretty thick around. So that's about the largest I'm willing to try.

>>9197360
ok fair enough point i guess and also thanks. I've been brainwashed by all the shit i see here to be super attracted to big dicks but i'd never do anything with a guy

>>9197373
Guys worry far too much about the size of their cocks, seriously. It's fun to talk about and compare boyfriends with the girls, but most women couldn't really give a shit when it comes down to it

>>9197373
There's also one guy who comes in who is an absolute monster. Hot hipster dude, long blonde hair, toned and shit, but his cock is something fucking else. Erect I can put both hands around it and a good three or four inches still sticks out the top.

>>9197352
So you're bicurious? I was still right by calling you a faggot anyways... Carry on.

>>9197381
lol yeah makes sense. I have a super average/normal dick imo (probably barely under 6in) and the girl i'm seeing now told her friends it's huge. And she's seen some big ones, so it's not like i'm the biggest she's seen.

>>9197391
jesus christ i'm so jealous. That more than anything else gets me into these stupid threads, the wish that my dick was as big as theirs.

>>9197397
never said you weren't. There's some stuff you don't say in person though. For instance, I'd never ask a stranger how she liked her cocks and expect an answer. Likewise, you'd never call me a faggot because of the dicking you'd receive.

>>9197406
no you don't man, i mean i'm sure he's proud of it and he loves showing it off. We had a good chat about it because i was blushing bright red first time i saw it, but seriously most girls aren't going to be interested in riding it. Unless you're really tall, most dicks over like 8 inches bottom out, which means they hit the base of the cervix during sex, which feels like getting punched in the gut. This guy is probably 10 inches, and that would simply be painful and unfun to have sex with.

>>9197417
yeah but i'd have so much fun jerking off to it in the mirror

>>9197421
If that's what floats your boat, then that's all alright!

I bet this guy jerks off to himself in the mirror too. He's one of those guys who doesn't use the towel provided and simply walks into the spa area completely naked to make sure all the employees see.

>>9197185
>Find the rates for your area
Somewhere in that ballpark. It's time for you to do a bit of research now; if there isn't any info for your locale look nearby, maybe engage some basic negotiation tactics.

>>9196632
having your dick played with while you get your junk waxed doesnt sound good to you?

kill yourself cuck

>>9177106
Supposedly there is a real happy ending asian massage parlor in my town. A guy at work told us he went there and they were middle aged asian women who were pretty decent looking. He was too afraid to ask about the 'happy ending' and was pretty sure if you ask they'll say no in case you're a cop anyways. Said he left his underwear on and was super nervous through the whole massage until she suddenly grabbed his underwear and pulled them down. Instant boner. When he went to pay afterward he paid the massage total and she said 'What, no tip?' with a smile. He goes 'Oh sure!' and handed her a $20 and she said 'That's okay, it's your first time, but next time it's $40 okay?'

Too bad I'd be way too scared and autistic to go to it.

>>9188181
I have a 19 year old girlfriend who's completely out of my league. 22 inch waist, 34 inch hips, ass like an onion, makes a man cry, you get it.
Why did I just cum to this..?

>>9197495
Bruh man tf up. I'm a little nervous but I'm going tomorrow. It'll be my first time too. If this thread is still up by time I come back, I'll give you some feedback.

>>9197495
You never have to ask, it's an unsaid thing. I was a little nervous the first time too, but they know what you're there for. And yah your friend is a cheap bastard, it's always $40 tip for a handjob

>>9197495
I've been to two so far. One was during Halloween so she wore this sexy costume. It was some kind of young latina girl. She gave me a pretty good HE. Asked if I knew what they do there and I said yeah "just lie". She quoted me 40 for the HE. Jerked my cock to death.

Only go for the half hour rub, full hour isn't worth it and more often than not they're gonna do the HE long before the hour comes and they'll want you to leave early.

>>9197604

$40 for hj
$60 for bj
$80 or $100 for full service

>>9197507
sauce?

>>9188232
>>9195028

http://www.heavy-r.com/video/216537/Unexpected_Handjob_By_Waxing_Balls/

>>9197314
For the record, pretty much anything touching your dick in the right way can set you off. For example, and speaking from experience:
>A cat walking across your lap
>A dog begging for attention by putting its head in your lap
>Accidentally punching yourself in the dick
>Your dick catching on the sheets as you turn over
>Sitting in the sun and then feeling your warm pants rub your dick

That's just off the top of my head, too.

>>9188181
Seen all these vids online like xvideos.com and stuff, that's not you I'm any of them

>>9197501
because she doesnt exist.

Any happy ending places in LA anone know?

>>9193690
yeah ive studied holistics and would love to try this with somebody without being called a perv

>>9192045
Thats pretty gay bro.

>>9198360
I said no homo bro

>>9198238
did anyone say it was? are you retarded?

>>9195083
http://fr.xhamster.com/movies/5312818/hidden_cam_at_wax_salon_girl_rubs_hard_dick_of_customer.html

>>9197488

They were talking about the music, Derp.

>>9188187
sawsij

>>9197501
Maybe she doesnt nurture you or give good handjobs

>>9197510
update us anon.

>>9199329
Getting ready rn. Just got done shaving bout to eat some breakfast then off I go. Yolo.

>>9197495
There's this Thai massage place in my town, had no clue they did happy endings. I've been about 8 times and was only offered happy ending on the last 2 times, $30 bucks tip.

While hearing some customers come in and ask for body to body massage, complete shutdown "we're a legitimate massage place". Technique is legit for sure, as well as the certificates displayed on the walls.

Not all girls would offer it, only some. I think they'd get in trouble if their boss found out anyway. One was 21 years old, pretty cute and good technique (not so common for young girls in the industry). Other was maybe 26, good looking too.

Comes up to about $80 for 1hour massage and HE, but honestly there was this place near my work which did $70 half an hour full on body massage which I used to frequent all the time, my favourites there were bloody amazing with their hands. They would strip down if you were a regular too, waxed pussy and nice toned bodies. Wish I still worked around the same area

>>9199613
Stay calm, don't be afraid to ask for specific techniques during the act if you like (like rubbing your balls or tip of the cock if you like it like that) but you gotta remember that sometimes these girls don't have good english and it might get awkward, so use your judgement.

Also just walk straight in, after going to 10+ of these places you start to realise nobody gives a fuck and nobody even knows these places offer this kind of service in the first place lol.

Oh yes and always pay first if you can. If you go in and they say $40 dollar massage + hj, I've had them say "nooo $60 dollar massage + hj". If you pay first they can't scam you like that.

>>9197495
>>9199621
>>9199614

Another funny story I had a few days ago, went to this place advertising a massage and hj for $60 total. Seemed dodgy as shit so I put $90 in my wallet exactly, booked a "malaysian" girl and turned up.

When I got there, they said it would be $80 for a nude body to body massage. The girl I booked turned out to be Thai, but she was younger and prettier than I expected from the photos online. Whatever.

Shower, then 10 minutes into the massage she says something along the lines of this being her first time doing a massage, and that she has no clue what she's doing. So I offered to teach her, and wtf she agrees. Well shit lol.

I tell her to lie down, and I start using what I learned from my 10+ other experiences of going to places where the girls actually know what they're doing. Then after 5 minutes of rubbing her legs and ass like an amateur I tell her to spread her legs slightly, and start rubbing and fingering her pussy. Continued for a short time until a beeper goes - it's the timer she set, and I have 10 minutes left.

So I get her to give me a handjob and jesus christ. Worst handjob I've ever had in my life, along the same skill level of my ex girlfriend when she just started. I ended up having to get myself closer to the edge and then got her to finish me off. She didn't look like she was enjoying this as much as she enjoyed receiving the massage lol.

Gave her 10 bucks extra cause I felt sorry for her, she's probably stuck here due to some dodgy shit. She didn't even know that pictures of her body was on the website which described her as a sex nympho or some shit.

Considered going back to the same girl just to fondle her around a bit more, but it's so blatant exploitation of the girls I just can't do it.

>>9199621
Thanks for the tip.

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>>9199329
>>9199621

Yo I'm that guy reporting back! To say the least... YOOOOOOO IT WAS THE SHIT! Bruhhhh I wasn't expecting that Asian bitch to be sooo damn sexy. Both of em were holy fuck. It started off by me stripping down and she jumped straight to massaging my back and shit. After all that was done, I asked if she wanted a tip and she said yes but she was unsure about giving me a handy cause I was too "young" (I'm fucking 19 but yea I kinda look young but w.e) and it was my first time there. So I basically talked her into giving me a HE and there you have it, she did. She was like "this will be the only time and don't tell people" in her broken English but she did it anyways. Bitch has some nice, soft, warm ass hands. Beating my dick with two hands and she let me feel on her! She turned her body so I can be feeling all up in her short dress and shit. Bruh if you haven't tried it, you have to. Definitely going back soon. Payed 50$ up front and $40 in tip.

>>9200131
HE ? Whats that ?

>>9200162
Happy Ending aka hand job.

>>9188224
Wow... that's my kind of massage.

So much *_face palm_* in this thread.

Not all AMP places are the same, and not all girls at any given place are the same. To make matters worse, the girls rotate from place to place and often relocate to different cities.

1. Pay for the massage up front. Most places insist on this. But DO NOT tip until after. How much you tip depends on the type and quality of "extra service" you receive.
2. Strip naked and lie face down on the table. Do not cover yourself with a towel. Leaving your underpants on is a sign you're LEO and it will make the girl suspicious.
3. After a few minutes and when she's in reach, gently rub your hand on her thigh or ass. This is another signal that you are not a LEO and your visit is not a sting/trap.
4. When she gets to the back of your legs, give her access to your package. When she teases you there, arch your back a little to give her a milking grip.
5. On the flip, if she doesn't go right for your junk, encourage her, guide her hand or grab yourself and tell her it's OK.
6. At this point you can ask if there are any "extras" on the menu. Not all girls in my area speak english, so you may need to gesture. Be prepared to pay extra for BJ or full service.

The typical rate in my area (Boston) is $60 for the 1 hr massage and I usually leave $40 for the standard HJ. If you find a provider that is younger than 30-35 and will give BBBJCIM - that is a golden unicorn and you repeat as often as your money lasts. That is hard to find around here. I'm usually "handled" by a 40-50 granny that is dumpster diving for cans and bottles when not on the clock.
Smile, be polite, be patient, relax and have fun.

Oh and wash yourself thoroughly before you go in. She doesn't want to smell your ass crack or get cut on your toenails. I usually get a nice reaction from the girls when I use baby powder.

>>9200164

Thanks! Anon.

>>9200249
This guy understands.

>>9200249

BBBJCIM ?

>>9200298
Bare Back Blow Job Come (Cum) in Mouth

>>9200304
Thanks! Never seen that one before.

>>9200313
Me neither, just googled it. Lots of new exprecions when you get into this kinda stuff, urban dictionary is your friend!

>>9188198
Ruined.

>>9200304
In reality those things are called "blow jobs"...

>>9200454
HAHA LOLXD
SO FUNNY ANON LOLLOLOLOLOL

any site where i can check for places here in bongland?

>>9200304
but what about the herpes?

>>9200474
Rubmaps. Literally found one that's a couple blocks from where I live. Went today and fucking loved it.

>>9200485
rubmaps only has places in america though

>>9200519
Oh. Idk what bongland is. Thought you were talkin bout the US.

>>9200542
britain

>>9200546
Ahh thought so. You're gonna have to do some digging bruh.

>>9200474
Adultwork or Vivastreet would be your best bet. Use UKpunting for general information about the region and reviews
If you want to doublecheck that it's not a scam, UKpunting usually has a list of the known scam artists for each region.

Remember that prostitution is essentially legal in Britain unless you go curb crawling/ go to places which have obvious human trafficking.
Even if you're unfortunate enough to get raided (VERY rare), there's absolutely nothing illegal about using prostitutes

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>>9190835
You dumbasses are annoying.
>>9188315
Work on your wit son, damn.

>>9198029
ummm, do you edge or something? If I'm watching tv and my cat runs over me its not going to set anything off

I've been seeing this girl on the side who is a massage therapist... Now, she's a massage therapist who doesn't work in a sketchy asian place, so she doesn't actually give happy endings to her clients...

But I've had a few massages from her privately in her home and just for fun had her get me off or ride me on the table after. It's pretty cash. I'd love to try that at a real massage place.

>>9200854
I'm talking about getting wood, not ejaculating.

Bump?

>>9177276
I'm near Philly. Lots of good places.

>>9177367
you know a site for london england?

>>9188187
>wobbeleh sawsage

bumping to keep this alive

>>9200249
LEO? like LEOMON? what if i am LEOMON?

>tfw you live in Taipei and know of 3 100% confirmed full service massage places within 15 minutes but are too beta to go

:(

>>9200854
see a doctor m8

>>9204605
Pussy.

>>9204598
Law enforcement officer you dumb twat

Bumping for more stories

>>9198739
and he say (>>9198360) that is pretty gay bro

>>9197212
About 1" - 1 1/2"

For those anons that are nervous about going to an actual parlor you can also find girls that do massage + he out of apartments and such, usually cost more but a good way to avoid old asian ladies and stings