And if you post ISIS shit don't post the vanilla ones (beheads and headshots), post the creative ones.
>>9126884
can you post the other one?
Anyone have the ISIS one where they bash the guy's head in with a rock? Forgot to save it last time.
Pew pew
Pow pew
Slice dice serve on rice
>>9127115
since when does isis have suppressors???
>>9127127
Why wouldn't they have?
>>9127127
I dont think you understand how much money they have.
>>9127127
obviously israel taking out the trash.
>OP starts a thread with one fucking webm and then fucks off expecting others to make his thread for him
Isn't this kind of shit ban-worthy? The fucking rules are right there on the front page of the board.
>>9126741
Tiamin2: The reckening
>>9127392
>Tiamin2
fucking retard
>>9127320
Contribute or stfu
>>9127584
oh god why would you do that holy fuck
>>9127120
lol what's that yellow thing?
>>9127618
>dat title
Top kek.
>>9127713
lung
trust me im a dentist
>>9127584
jesus
>>9127120
With sound
>>9126884
did he survive?
>>9128158
Sauce
>>9128291
Yes.
>>9126884
when you nut, but she still sucking
>>9128454
liveleak, cant you read
>>9128454
boston bombing
>>9126884
ahaahahahah! in your face! :v
>>9127115
This is actually when ISIS first starting taking over Afghanistan. They had raided the left over USA posts that Afghan Nataional Army abandoned. This was in one of their original videos promoting them, was about 1.5 hr of this constantly. You could see in the video they started in rags, and ended up with M1 Abrams, US humvees, bullet proof vests, night vision, etc.
Man I remember I used to see things like this when I was in middle school and just keep my eyes open like it was nothing.
After the few in this thread I'm already feeling so weak and bad.. Damn how did I ever like to see this kind of stuff..
>>9126741
>>9127526
>>9127320
No, that anon is right, you faggot OP. It's the most basic fucking rule, DON'T START A THREAD WITH ONLY A SINGLE FILE
You even directly asked others to post them for you because you're too much of a lazy fucking moron. I hope more people report you, and other idiots like you, who always insist on shitting everything up with your terrible threads, with a single shitty low-quality gif as your only contribution. You expect people to spoonfeed you shit, then act like an asshole when people tell you to contribute more.
When you make a thread with nothing in it, a thread that might have a lot more content in it gets bumped off. Quit making threads if you're too brain-dead to find more than one shitty, low-quality gif.
>>9129736
The Freestyler edit is fucking hilarious. Anyone got a link?
>>9127127
Why do you think it's ISIS?
>>9129756
did he killed him?
>>9129736
Haha he gets out and checks the damage to his car first.
>>9129944
Yeah smashed his head in with an alaminium baseball bat
>>9129920
>>9128613
Linkage? Title?
>>9127618
I hate that game so much
>>9130171
Do you have the rest? Why cut it at the good part?
>>9129785
Dat fuckn filename. kek
>>9130192
Kek
>>9129785
That dood got his ass wooped by that monkey.
>>9126884
What sort weapon was he shot with?
>>9127120
I've seen so many differant beheading videos but this one is probably the worst. I'm guessing Mexico? JihadI John needed to up his game.
>>9129756
that fuckin ding ahahah
>>9130860
shotgun.
>>9130860
shotgun with a slug round
>>9129725
Don't take a fist to a knife fight
>>9131523
>>9128153
I'm going to hell for this.
>>9127584
The dick is done.
>>9131651
Story ?
>>9131745
2 Chinese cops. Murdered cop rexported a top cop for some kind of corruption
>>9129785
every fucking time.
>>9131664
they died in drag and will be denied a place in paradise lol
>>9129756
>ding
Metal only makes that sound when hitting metal, was the guy a robot?
>>9128139
Headache? I got something for you.
>>9131830
You're not hitting hard enough, if you hit a shin, forearm or head with enough force where the flesh covering the bone is thin...it goes ding.
>>9129725
Why'd he take it out the bag? Its not like it wouldn't stab him if it was still in the bag. All he did was take like 10 extra hits to the head fumbling with the bag.
>>9127120
That's gotta be a really sharp knife
>>9127115
wasn't aware ISIS dressed like western commandos
>>9132368
I'm sure you'd be thinking 100% rationally too if you were in the middle of a fist fight.
Fucking 16 year olds, I swear to god.
>>9127607
holy shit
>>9128153
you can hear his breathing reflex stop right when he cuts the spinal cord
>>9129743
uuuuuuuuuuu
>>9131755
Better kill him infront of the camera then
>>9131664
sauce on that?
>>9129762
Again some Asian kid, god damn these Asians are worse than niggers!!!
>>9132427
All that gear was stolen from the ANA (afghan national army). That's what we get for arming a bunch of half assed inbred dope smoking pederasts
>>9129785
He was leveling up?
>>9126884
I've always wanted to see how does a slug shell wound look like. Thanks isis.
>>9129756
What a pair of dickheads.
dont know how you guys stomach this shit
peaking at this shit fucks me up for a week
>>9132691
No, this is the assault on someone in Saddam's encampment or something. This is a major operation by seals right around the time Saddam was killed. Been looking for the full video for a while. Had it years ago.
>>9129722
My country :v
>>9132801
Are you saying the faggots in BDU's are SEALs?
>>9132799
Repetition. There's only so many ways people can die, and once you've seen enough videos you'll find people pretty much always die the same way. Eventually the impact is lessened.
>>9129743
and they say black lives matter LMAO
we should never uplift these niggers in the first place
>>9129762
prolly chinese
>>9126884
I know I need to post more than one but I don't give a fuck.
>>9128153
why tf is there smoke coming out of the body?
>>9132897
No other nation hates toddlers more than those yellow niggers.
>>9131790
They are probably women, just Muslim ones.
>>9127607
This vid kills me the guy copping a feel trying to help her.
>>9127584
I will never understand dick mutilation fetish. It doesn't many any sense at all. Who the fuck is so crazy that their fetish involves harming a body part so bad that they may die (in the case of retards that saw their dicks off or cook them on grills), then having to explain to the doctors that you're fucking insane and did this to yourself for sexual gratification. You wouldn't just have to explain it to them, but to your family, friends, and possibly workplace to explain why you had to miss work and get dick surgery. This is just another level of fucking insanity.
>>9127072
>>9133054
Savages
>>9127607
women are so stupid, just inept at everything
>>9129767
too long for a small payoff
>>9128153
Just ruining that carpet.
How fast does it take you to die from a beheading? Is it painful? Anyone with experience.
>>9133127
you get like 15 seconds of consciousness
>>9133054
first time I have seen this one, expect it to play out differently.
>>9132564
Palestinian women trying to stab Israelis
>>9126884
Every frame is a different perfect reaction
>>9131830
If you hit something hard like bone it will make a ding, I always assumed he hit the guys head.
>>9133023
sure it is
>>9133127
>Anyone with experience
Yes, I have been beheaded about 4 times now. It hurts at first but once they get through the whole thing, it's more existential problem than pain
>>9133106
That was not her fault
>>9127392
fuck beat me to it
>>9133106
she's a contortionist, you gullible cunt.
>>9132799
Whiskey helps
>>9126884
kinda looks like a gaping asshole
>>9129756
I do NOT want to be killed by someone who called me a "fuckin' goof" and was dead serious.
>>9129722
>>9129756
>That perfect curve-can into the car door
>>9133237
Kinda was
>>9131651
wow it took a lot to finally kill the guy
>>9132799
You get used to it and eventually there's really not much that you have a hard time seeing.
>>9132799
Desensitized to it, and accepting that this could happen to you one day if you decide you want to fuck up somehow
not being a pussy helps too
>>9127127
They have stinger missiles......I'm sure they can afford it
>>9132916
I think its due to the body temperature meting the air.
>>9133751
Except thats not working for them because they just scream about white devils
>>9133054
Did he lived??? was that him at the end? i kinda hope so.
Does anyone have a webm of an animal attack? Preferably shark. Humans killing each other is so boring.
>>9128158
Poor bastard.I always cant help but feel sorry for fat kids.
>>9127607
Anyone know the details on this one. I've always wondered what her deal was, weak ass bones or missing knee caps or wtf.
>>9127607
damn her shit broke then kept bending she was looking at it happen talk about post traumatic stress dumbass chick locking her knees tho what she expect
>>9128139
Head-on, apply directly to the forehead.
>>9129736
kek
>>9128158
did he try running?
>>9131664
did he run over and shoot that other guy too?
>>9130860
Gun
>>9129736
shiet, he accelerates into them
>>9129771
'Welcome to the world of Hepatitus'
>>9130879
Yes, I think they're member of the Zetas killing traitors or probably enemies from other cartels.
>>9129756
don't fuck with another man's automobile
>>9127127
That's not ISIS
ISIS doesn't wear military gear and uniforms
>>9127713
it's fat
>>9129725
wow, i saw this once but i tought the knife didnt cause big damages (cos it didnt show till the end)
>>9129722 KURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRw-
>>9132892
Peoples lives matter, but when its a life of someone like you does not matter.
>>9133905
They did in this instance. It was one of ISIS' first operations. The uniforms and gear were stolen from murdered Iraqi soldiers.
>>9129756
A lot of these are hardcore fucked up, but this one is hilarious, the ding of the bat cracking that guy's skull is pretty satisfying. Being a bum isn't an excuse to damage someone's property/try to hurt them, fuck that lowlife.
>>9133127
Only a few seconds, the initial cut usually slices a main artery pretty quickly. Once the head is off, even if the brain is still somewhat alive you'd have already lost consciousness from the blood loss.
>>9133168
It's an absolute peach of a webm.
>>9133959
Thank you.
>>9127618
Why can't we have more posts like this? This shit is hilarious. This is what I come to rekt threads for.. Rekt=/=Gore
>>9129652
I second this.
>>9133168
I see this and I laugh, feel guilty, hate ISIS, admit to my depravity and chuckle again.
Then a new thought came to me. If ISIS saw all the keks we have at this, would they appreciate our sense of humor? Would they be more pissed than normal and want to kidnap us all and kill us in more bizarre ways like being quarted by horses?
I wonder, anon.
>>9134350
I don't think many people from 4Chan have much in common with ISIS. Still fun to think about.
>>9134324
>>9133787
She locked her knees, causing all the weight from the machine to press directly down onto her extended leg. You can guess the logistics of what happens next.
>>9132616
Come on man, you don't really believe that.
>>9129785
why'd he throw a shoe at the black guy
>>9134522
>>9134483
That kid is a fucking player.
>>9127162
They have a lot?
DESU i just thought they were your run off the mill terrorists.
>>9134537
You're the reason why democracies don't work.
>>9134384
you should never fuck with a man with that kind of moustache
>>9134483
>"hey ladies"
>"fuck you"
>gets laid the fuck out
>is somehow incredulous
what the fuck
>>9131664
Chairman saves the day.
>>9134365
Holy fuck, this migt not be the stupidest way to kill yourself, but it sure belongs to the top 10
>>9134384
BROOOOOOTHER MY BROOOOOTHER
>>9134599
Not sure of it, but looks like some mexican drug dealers were having an orgy party, more drug dealers came and shoot everyone.
>>9134492
was it hot coffee?
>>9130892
AH! Source? I think this is the gif I made a while ago but don't remember if it was live. Great to see it.
>>9132616
Probably because more asians can afford cameras..
>>9134606
Good job, found source. villas de salvárcar massacre. Fuckin brutal.
>>9134499
best rekt ive seen yet
>>9134469
This deserves a response at least
>>9134492
Would still fuck her burn victim face
>>9126884
He was a handsome fellow.
>>9134522
Was it in Rio?
>>9134391
Is that heavy enough to kill someone?
>>9134682
whats going on?
>>9134503
>yoshi story game over.webm
>>9134376
Shithead dog.
>>9134384
I didn't know Tom Sellick was a fighter? When did this happen?
>>9134398
likehow<
>>9134682
????????????????????????????????????
>>9134699
more than enough it hit them directly on the head. with the total weight dispersed so widely, its not a guaranteed death if were under it. probably more likely to die from being trapped under it if nothing else was close enough to give you room to move.
>>9134391
just like Ants.
>>9134631
yes
>>9134765
muslims?
>>9134499
Punch the cunt in the balls
>>9134775
no they are christians
>>9134778
it was just a prank bro
>>9129725
1 down 2 billion to go
>>9134699
I doubt it very much, looked maybe painful but also pretty fun. Reminded me of fake ass wrestling lol
>>9132564
Pali scum getting owned by Israeli packing heat.
>>9134732
The guy was the asshole. Why would you use the dogs cage as a rail?
>>9134350
Wondered about that too. I think they'd mostly be pissed, though. Their propaganda videos are meant to scare and horrify people, to have someone - western infidels, no less - just laugh at them as if they're a joke, they surely take that as an insult or something.
Especially since they always get fucking mad at everything.
>>9129725
Well one thing's for sure, that guy won't be picking any more fights with that dude, one way or another.
>>9134350
more like quartered by shitty pickups
>>9134370
>D-D-D-DOUBLE KILL
booommmmm head shot
2/?
>>9129245
the older you get the more you realize it could easily be yourself in one of those videos. The next time you go to shopping mall or the next time you spend some vacation time in Mexico or some "safe" African or Middle Eastern country.
3/?
4/?
5/?
6/?
7/?
8/?
>>9131664
Damn, just realised that guy in the back downing one of the knife attackers with a fucking CHAIR.
That takes fucking courage. I would have probably just ran away.
9/?
>>9135003
This is just natural selection, fucking dumbass.
10/?
>>9135015
thats all i got for now
>>9134977
>>9134599
Prostitution is a crime anon.
>>9134737
Need you to learn some Don frye. He is literally Ron Swanson's dad
>>9135005
Fucking awesome.
>>9134991
Fucking satisfying.
>>9129736
Damn, they way the driver looks when he sees the kid just laying on the floor.
He just knows his life won't be the same anymore.
>>9134977
HAHAHA what a fucking nigger cunt, and nigger sister acting like nigger.
THUS RACE RELATIONS ARE BORN AFTER THE NIGGERS HAVE BEEN CHECKED.
>>9129736
Drunk as a skunk trying to speed PAST the pedestrians instead of letting them cross. Note how he wobbles and his legs aren't stable.
>>9135135
adrenaline also makes you shaky
>>9134983
Hero.
>>9133941
Rule #1: Nobody comes unscathed from a knife fight.
>>9134977
That choke hold made me fucking hard, most deserved god damn brain damage EVER.
10/10
>>9134973
shouldn't have got in his face :)
>>9134973
First off I wouldn't have let someone that close to me.
>>9134350
By sharing and accepting these vids you further their propaganda. Theyd love for you to share their shit. I don't understand why you preteens have such a hard time understanding that.
>>9135183
I see you read that reddit thread as well, you fucking faggot
>>9134483
>faceplant.jpg
>>9133905
That's what the guy shot in the head thought, the uniforms were part of a ruse.
>>9135200
I'm objectively right. Please drink bleach :)
>>9134916
I think, some of them definitely have to have a sense of humor about it. They've been in hardcore war for half a decade at least, grown up in it, and they're savvy enough to film with phantom reds and have slick as fuck editing? Plenty of them must be pretty similar to use, even if molded by a terrible system, and speaking arabic.
I mean, just look at all the racism on this board. Years since I've seen a thread without someone complaining about niggers. Replace that with 'infidel' and see how similar I'd sound.
Their reaction is definitely an interesting thing to ponder, though. Thanks for asking that questions, anon. I'd have never through about it otherwise.
>>9129767
>films something that HAS to go wrong
>averts the camera when it does
remindre that this kind of subhuman BREEDS
>>9134983
THEY FUCKING HURT
THEY FUCKING HURT
FUCK
THAT'S ACTUALLY PAINFUL
>>9135183
>further their propaganda
The whole "if we don't pay attention, it will go away" mentality is the one of a naive liberal.
Shutting your eyes to ISIS videos isn't going to stop heads from rolling. They may stop recording and releasing them, but people will keep getting killed like this.
>>9134991
>get the fuck off my bus
>>9135268
Not shutting my eyes. Literally telling you to stop doing the job of their PR department. I don't tell you to close your eyes. I tell you to stop LITERALLY DOING WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO. They share this shit on twitter for a reason. They want it to go viral and be spread for shits and giggles.
And it works. Obviously. You idiot. If you think this has anything to do with MY political standpoint, you deserve to be their next superstar <3
>>9135005
this may be the single greatest rekt post of all time
>>9129736
What the fuck were the parents thinking it was fine to cross the highway?
>>9133127
It would probably sting at first but then Your blood pressure would drop very fast and you would black out before its over.
>>9135135
Ever been in a fucking crash, and behind the wheel? Your fucking body is overtaken by nerves.
>>9134365
What piece of shit country is this from? I'm guessing Mexico.
>>9135304
Several times. Nerves don't hit until a few minutes later. This guy is drunk, which is why he drove too fast, which is why he got into the accident. I don't think you understand how many accidents are caused by substance abuse.
>>9129756
>fackin' goof
What did he mean by this?
>>9129785
Lessons that should be taught to every human child:
There's a fair chance that the smaller creature you're about to annoy is stronger/faster/more durable/more accurate/more poisonous/more dangerous than you. You are a fat pink baby in a world of veteran survivors.
>>9134651
Is not there, the house is very different. I can't find anything about this. But sure, is Mexico the chairs from Tecate and the particular word from the country, "mija" say it by the policeman repeatedly.
The first girl says her name is Ana María Hernandez, age: 18. The police man have an accent may be from Chihuahua.
The second girl in the other video tells her name is Abril, 22 years old and lives in Buenavista.
Seems like a pool party, all the girls are dressed with a swimsuit but the water in the pool is green af. I count 7 dead and 2 survivors, one with a fracture in the left leg.
Sorry, no sauce...
>>9134682
Why do they do this in the street what are they trying to prove. I was hoping this would swing the other way but seeing the nigg get hit disappointed me I was hoping they would get mowed down.
>>9134977
I see the chimp integration is going well.
>>9134977
I really want to know what happened after this went down.
>>9133770
Yeah, it's him. Though he has permanent brain damage and has the mind of a 2 year old.
>>9132799
first time I saw gore was 17, cried cause I was a pussy, now I feel nothing, but I avoid gore that involves genitals that still makes me uncomfortable
>>9129725
The way he just throws down his bag and backpack before just wailing on him. Someone was fucking done with this bully bullshit. You almost have to wonder if he bought the knife because he figured he was going to shove it in that specific guy eventually.
>>9134977
That fat kid is being hella nice.
>>9135005
fake, notice the change of audio quality
>>9135414
It's not fake, he was using a voice changer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUnglD5-h9A
>>9134370
sonafabitch, Junkrat
>>9134424
it's fake. she's a double amputee playing a prank on the instructor.
>>9134489
My dream is that my life will be so great, that shit like this is the worst possible thing that can happen to my kids.
>>9132453
it's fake. she's a double amputee playing a prank on the instructor.
>>9135448
that kid died
>>9135003
Someone didn't watch cartoons as a kid
>>9127607
This is fake - she's a double amputee playing a prank at the gym.
>>9133816
>>9135003
I see this guy attended the Prometheus school of running away from things
>>9135007
the knife wielding bandit got shot and was going down before the hero runs in a shoves them with a chair.
>>9134384
You can tell they graduated from Rocky's school of boxing AKA zero fucking blocking.
>>9135453
He did not.
>>9134489
this is the funniest fuckin thing i've seen in a while
the sound when he hits the closet is hilarious man
>>9135476
You got a sauce for that? If not I'm gonna guess she's a double amputee now.
>>9135492
>1st worlders dont even beat children to death when they damage valuables
this is why we cant have nice things
>>9134977
Good for that kid, teach a chimp what happens when she forgets her manners.
>>9135276
I don't get it. You're angry why now?
>>9135115
most satisfying video here
>>9135005
Something is off....
The apologetic cunt sounds asian bastard, accent is inconsistent
The nigg afro accent is more consistent.
I need more background for satisfaction.
>>9134528
>>9134522
Looks like a crazy liquor and cheeseburger party got out of hand.
>>9127127
Since the US government allowed ISIS to grow in power by abandoning their military hardware when they were leaving Iraq.
>>9134732
>this was the dogs fault
lol
>>9134973
And I'm proud if I get the shopping in from the car without dropping a bag.
>>9129722
Polish shithole...
>>9135582
it's the fucking iraqi ''''''army''''''. When isis attacked mosul, they just ran away leaving everything behind
>>9135604
why the FUCK would a dog need a skateboard you puppypoofer
>>9135558 Here, for you satisfaction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUnglD5-h9A
>>9134370
That cat, lol
>>9135423
Thanks bruh.. that some good entertainment
>>9135645
Thanks mate.
>>9134594
It absolutely isn't the rider's fault.
>>9135664
Wow, did she try to grab and hold onto the side of the bus before falling?
dafuq
>>9135734
She's gonna be late now for sure.
>>9134365
I hate fuck sticks who can't hold a camera steady.
>>9134370
I think the second guy breaks a few bones and possibly paralyzed.
>>9128547
Not sure if trolling or sincere spastic
>>9135008
That's crazy
>>9136202
No, this is pod racing
>>9135008
And this is why you always have to wear a seatbelt.
>>9135518
it should be a MAGA cap
>>9136343
so you cant go out pulling off some sick ass cartwheels? FAWK DAT
>>9134980
I always knew Die Antwoord was a pussy
>>9135623
Why the fuck would you try to skateboard on a dog cage and expect it not to react
>>9135518
>lung shot
It was a heart shot you dumb fuck.
>>9134973
Holy shit those guys were white, I thought they were both black the first time I watched.
>>9134998
where u at cod players? walking on fucking walls, double jumping? flying space ships..
>>9137013
its just high of the heart, definitely damaged both heart and lung(s), probably exited 1-2 inches from the spine. if it had punctured the heart, he wouldnt have be standing regardless, not so intently, without prop at least..
>>9134680
Mexico, my country, some Narcs entered a house and have some fun.
>>9127115
>just make sure he is absolutely dead
>>9132368
it was a really cool bag
>>9134682
French or Quebec christians saying "Notre Père" prayer
>>9135645
how did he get the names anddirections, though?
>>9134682
I know its from liveleak, but whats the story? Had the nigga did some nigga shit before?
>>9135015
where is the "thug life" caption, cunt?
>>9134991
The fuck off and take one to the ride.
>>9135135
you're fucking retarded. those pedestrians obviously paid the fucking price for not knowing what the fuck a "cross walk" is. the guys legs are shaking because of adrenaline. i think if pedestrians jay walk and get hit, its the pedestrians fault
>>9134980
stupid nigger filming
>durr world star
>durr dis gon be viral durr
does anyone have the webm with this music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6jaPnWgQM ??
PS:music at 2:45
>>9126741
lol
>>9136470
You must be stupid. Die Antwoord is the artists' group name. The individual is Ninja.