Small ass thread

This must be the most beautiful ass in the history of mankind.

>>9106985
who dat

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>>9106985
got you senpai

>>9107067
senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai

>>9107053
>>9106985
Elliot Spitzer

>>9107067
Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous"(for that is what she calls herself) ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're a xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide in the vent and bear it.

>>9106985
Seriously this ass is beautiful. Who is this girl?

>>9107614
this post is meant to be for sharing perfect little asses. not terrible jokes. please log off Im losing wood

>>9107614
Don't give up your day job.

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>>9107067

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heres one.

>>9106985
sauce?

>>9106985
hoooly fuck this girl is ridiculously hot
just a name is all i ask please someone

>>9107053
Here you go: michelle batista https://vimeo.com/114680966

>>9106985
Small ass, big nose.

>>9107614
Fucking gold anon, giggled like a little girl

>>9107614
end your life you annoying ass retard

>>9107614
Kek but for real /tv/ is the worst board on 4chan

>>9109764
>getting upset at a lame joke you saw on the internet
Wew

>>9106985

jesus sucking joseph's dick I just ripped my cock ooff threw it at my screen

>>9107614
Stop posting anytime

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>>9107697
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>>9109764
>>9110267
>Responding seriously to obvious pasta
And people think /co/ is normie central. Seriously, this is my first time ever seeing this pasta; it's really obvious if you're not braindead.

Here's an anti-contribution to this thread, in spite.

>>9106985
>>9107053
>>9107067
>>9107431
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>>9108422
Michelle Batista. This is from a show called "O'Negocio". She always has an awesome lesbian sex scene.