Animals being nice / not nice

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Carnivorous being carnivorous

>>9079762
Yikes. Solid tactic, though. I wonder if it's common?

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Omivorous being... carnivorous... and a jerk

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Carnivorous being carnivorous
Good parent being good parent
Stupid kid being stupid kid

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That one was called "femdom" when I saved it

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(captivity) Carnivorous being nice

This thread has been an emotional roller coaster.

Wicked footage.

>>9079788
This one gets to me more than any other video i've ever seen.

>>9079788
it's better with sound

>>9080143
Better?

As in worse?

>>9079831

I chuckled a little at the end. Darwin'd.

>>9079838
>ate it's dick

>>9079838
damn dude , didnt even mercy kill it before it ate its dick

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Coockatoo being not nice

>>9079855
fucking ninja cats dude holy shit

>>9080695
Wtf is this a soviet savana?

>>9079855
did they take all of the teeth and claws off of this animal

>>9080803
nah, if they declawed it, it wouldnt be able to move like that

>>9080695
FUCK YOU PREHISTORIC PREDATOR I'M A FUCKING BIG CAT.

Pound for pound, birds are the most aggressive creatures.

>>9080926
Bullshit.

Tigers and Polar bears.

>>9080926
Also hippos

>>9079788
Well that is horrifying...
Nature you crazy bitch

>>9079838
Now thats what i call a sack lunch

>>9081021
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

>>9079779
at least his death was involded with an awesome jump

>>9079779
WATCHOUT WATCHOUT WATCHOUT.... RKO

>>9079779
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9080822
kek

>>9080987
>Tigers and Polar bears.
Are not nearly as aggressive. You should see hummingbirds. BTW aggressive and dangerous are two different things.

I have a source for this, but I can't link it. But every Tuesday on the Dan Le Betard radio show they have a zoologist from the Miami zoo on, and it was there that I learned that.

>>9079779
nice moves

>>9079762
Does anyone have a webm of a person fighting a kangaroo?

>>9080695
this needs MGS music

>>9079838
DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

>>9080695
*METAL GEAR ALERT TONE*

>>9080695
>he takes it into the water
THERE MUST BE MORE

>>9080516
Too good man!

>>9079831
Just curios why are 3 male grown lions hunting together?

>>9079779
boy went out with a fight

>>9080790
probably amazonia

>>9080803
It was able to rebound off of the fence, it still has its claws. It seems like it knows the girl, perhpas she knew it since it was a cub...it keeps all teeth and claws away from her as it jumps on her, seems to want to nuzzle.

I want one...

>>9081700
When lions are still young and not try to lead a herd and fuck females, they are quite cooperative with one another.
Once they get their own pack and become a leader they don't allow any males around them anymore and I think once they get pushed away from their pack and replaced by a stronger lion they never regroup with others anymore but stay alone until they die.

>>9080516
anyone knows the song on this one

>>9080803
If you have a god or a cat they shoulp have their claws and teeth also, but not everytime they jump at you or try to cuddle do they shred the skin off your bones.

>>9081888
good dog

>>9080926
>>9080987
Pound for pound sure. Birds weigh nothing and are very agressive. Forgot that bird, it was a bird that always flew and never landed, it even ate and slept while flying. It only landed for breeding and hatching eggs.
Those fuckers where aggressive as hell, killing any other bird in its territory. It didnt even matter what it did, it just got straight up killed. And those fuckers killed each other on the fly.
So to say a drive-fly and the bird who got got just dropped.

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>>9080695

>>9081908
just search "isis song"

>>9081919
>If you have a god

It'd be nice to have a pet god.

>>9080695
always wondered how big cats would do against dinos, they might have been more energetic and warm blooded than crocodiles though

>>9079838
>Femenism

There is One True God and His name is Jesus Christ. Please repent and turn to him.

>>9079788
That hand work is enthralling. I never cease to be amazed by the capabilities of primates.

>>9080695
Nid ganks Renekton

I remember a vid where a leopard would play a bit with an antelope in the jungle, while the narrator said that it was acting this way just for the cameras and the leopard was a piece of shit...

I think it was national geographic but I can't find it anymore.

Anyone remembers anything?

>>9081971
Dépends when. But after early-mis Jurassic they wouldnt be able To do suit because of the size

>>9081559
why are hillbillies so mean to proto-doggos

>>9082136
cause proto-doggos kill millions of dollars of hillbilly livestock every year.

>>9079831
Damn, that lazyass, sideline nigga snagged all the fucking veal.

>>9082161
hillbillies need to cease their semitism and buy proper fencing in that case fami

lil wee cavedoggo can't get through metal cord

>>9079855
its funny how little big cats differ in behavior from housecats

>>9081559
im too blind to see what happened here

>>9082181
They can in fact chew through metal cord AND jump a 10 foot fence.

their assholes ok? nice to look at but assholes all the same.

>>9081937
>>9080695

This a jaguar, not a leopard. I read about this clip, that the jaguar does not merely 'bite', he inserts his fang like dagger into the crocs brain, and assasinates it instantly and silently.

Then picks it up and swims off with a fucking croc in his mouth.

that is an apex assassin.

https://youtu.be/uvuoaQqaqRY

>>9079762
son of a bitch

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Watch to the end makes me cry

>>9082556
Fire pokemon can one hit kill that thing every time... stupid video.

>>9082563
fuck you bitch butterfree a real nigguh

>>9081559
desu it looks more like 1 bullet 1 ass of a wolf. U can't even fucking properly aim. fucking redneck.

>>9082496
it looks as if the cat was typing "you're fat!"
what a shitty webm
how am i supposed to link that to my braindead friends? they wont be able to understand it

>>9082564
You know they will do anything for food right? They don't act and think like humans... they are doing what they think will get them food. The person behind the camera has obviously spent a long time training them to perform like this.

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>>9082585
What all i did was post a webm did i say anything about what the dogs intentions are? cool it with the fun facts

>>9082547
i was expecting snek, not dissapointed though.

>>9082212
>it's funny how felines are felines

>>9081888
Haha cuteness is definitely a force in nature

>>9081908
Nice try NSA

>>9080695
Caimans are fucking easy to hunt. Belive me.

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>>9082733

>>9082438
I get their assholes are ok, but nice to look at? idk

>>9079762
was that on purpose or a failed try to help? Well I know that there is a pelican species that builds nests in trees aboce waters with crocodiles and to make sure that the crocodiles stay and thus protect the nests they throw fleglings in every now and then

>>9082677
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>9079838
>>9079788
And those pseudo animal lovers always say: In nature animals aren't cruel to each other they hunt and kill fast blabla only humans are cruel to animals bla. Just because in documentaries they tend to show that the victim preferably a young animal manages to escape so that the viewer is happy that the justica of nature won.
Was the zebra that got disemboweled ny the crocodile already posted?

>>9082564
I wonder how long it took them to get trained to do that. Dogs don't hug. Most even don't like it when they get hugged by humans and get stressed but we don't like that idea because they are our family members often even a replacement for children and therefore humans in on 4 legs

>>9082765
>And those pseudo animal lovers always say: In nature animals aren't cruel to each other they hunt and kill fast blabla only humans are cruel to animals bla.
>Just because in documentaries they tend to show that the victim preferably a young animal manages to escape so that the viewer is happy that the justica of nature won.
Yea, nobody can tell me, that those animals wouldn't have been happier in a zoo.
>Was the zebra that got disemboweled ny the crocodile already posted?
Haven't seen it yet. I know which one you mean though. Pretty savage. Post it if you've got it.

>>9081937
>dat radio all clear at the end
nice

>>9082791
i remember the opening chapter in the life of pi where he points out every animal would be happier in a well-maintained zoo considering you get food, climate control and safety.

>>9082721
they look just like black people in those prank scare videos

>>9079762
wolves are mammals fucktard

>>9079831

kek, nature is a disturbing bitch.

>>9082684

Have you ever been so pissed that you bitch slapped a cobra?

>>9081907

multiple adult male lions can lead a pride bruh.

just way less common than 1 adult male lion leading a pride.

why 3 lions are hunting together i dunno maybe they're adolescences roaming together after bein exiled i dunno this is shit i remember from watchin 1 lion documentary years ago.

>>9082823
well as long as it is a zoo were they are treated appropriate for the species. I remember a documentary about a "psychiatry" for chimpanzees in the netherlands. the animals there were held by private persons and one only ate spaghetti and couldn't get along with other chimpanzees because of autisms. If they had computers they would probably browse /r9k/

>>9079779
The balls on the guy recording this tho

>>9079855
Oooooooh I was expecting so much worse.

>>9082869
I don't know for sure but I think that happens when old lions get chased away by younger and stronger male lions who take over the pride that consists of females and the children of ther former lion that get killed by the new leader.
Normally female lions hunt in groups and the male pride leader is the first to eat he doesn't anything except for fucking and fighting challengers.
When he was chased away he is on his own but hunting strategy for lions is hunting in groups so I think castaway male lions hunt in groups to make the best out of their situation

>>9082680
did it died

>>9082733
What do animals think when their owners fug?

What sort of judgement does you cat make when it walks in on you masturbating?

>>9082556
This was my first episode of the series so all the emotion was wasted I almost didn't like Pokemon because of it lol but once the reruns started and I saw the caterpie from the beginning and everything I was bawlin with understanding finally

>>9082700
they're learning....

>>9082828
LOL

>>9082700
Clever girl

>>9082733
Lost so hard

>>9082899
I think they know what fucking is. Especially when done in doggy, I think a dog would be kind of "excited" because it accepts humans as its alphas who have the right to mate mith the females so it might trigger their own sexdrive but they can't do shit because in lower ranks
>What sort of judgement does you cat make when it walks in on you masturbating?
"I should do it too"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCNb60YJeZQ

>>9082585
>They don't act and think like humans
What, exactly, do you mean by that?

>>9082935
That means don't impose your social behaviour, thinking, wishes and expactations on other species

>>9082882
It's actually not as dangerous as you think. The lions already had their meal, they won't waste energy attacking an unknown, tall prey that looks mangy yet dangerous compared to that plump and juicy antelope.

>>9080081
HE STILL FEELS SOMETHING!!! GET HIM!

>>9082823
That's bullshit though.
No doubt, animals who are struggling in the wild would prefer captivity over the harshness of nature. But that's just like those occasional homeless people who commit crimes to go to prison where they can be warm/eat/etc.
If you're talking about an animal that can survive in the wild then obviously they wouldn't be very happy with the trade-off that captivity offers.
It's all in the circumstance.

>>9082888
Lions are rarely active during the day so they must be hungry.

>>9082948
>unknown
Lions know humans. They get young Africans every now and then
Atacks of big cats happen more often since their habitat gets destroyed and smaller

>>9082958
Of course they hunt because they are hungry everythuing else would be a waste of energy. Did I say something else?

>>9082943
>That means don't impose your social behaviour, thinking, wishes and expactations on other species
What is even domestication?
Dogs are dogs because of everything you just said.
You're arguing for nature vs nurture which is just stupid in itself.

>>9082559
>Sees a literal giant in bright colors
>Attacks it

I love monkeys.

>>9082964
I'm just pointing out that maybe they are REALLY hungry and that's why they are hunting together, during the day, which is unusual.

>>9081700
>>9081907
>>9082869
>>9082888

Young male lions hunt in group when still don't lead a pride. They also lead a pride together and unlike was said, it is pretty common more than one male leadinh a pride. how many males on a pride, most is its power to defend the lioness and children as well its territory. BTW when it have more than a lion in a pride, it have always the one who lead the other males and have the most females and babies. They can be all brother whom was exiled together when young or they can be young males working together to have more chances to survive and win a fight for a pride.

>>9082960
I was referring to the car/bus they're in. But yeah, humans are starting to be accepted as emergency food for some animals due to territory encroachment.

>>9082693
kek

>>9082966
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication

>>9082680
Is that thing okay? Did its spine break or something?

>>9082966
animals change their behaviour but they aren't humans. The people who domesticated animals never saw them as humans. They were seen as less or more valuable than humans. That people start to treat for example dogs like their children and try to discuss things out with them is the reason why there are so many people that fuck up as pet owners

>>9079838
this is some femdom shit

>>9082899
My Ex's dog used to sit on the ground at the foot of her bed when we used to bang. Was kind of weird but the doog took an immediate liking to me after it saw me bang her.

>>9082700
good catto, boxed lunch

>>9082889
>>9083043
lmao
>imo it's brainfreeze from that frozen berry

>>9082706

topkek

>>9082952
Even animals that thrive in nature/are top of the foodchain are much better fed and live up to twice as long when in captivity.
The only argument is does the animal value "freedom"? and most animals inhabit the same limited area all their lives and/or are dumb as shit so no.

>The mammal looks over the former remains of his son
>Tears in his eyes
>'Bison'

There need to be more videos of apes and monkeys reacting to magic. It makes me smile every time.

>>9081585
nope, jaguars use to eat alligators

>>9079831
The calf was just born, it's still wet and hunched over.

>>9082559
MonkeyVsMonkey.webm

>>9083132
Underrated post

>>9083113
This is cool. So rarely see vids of how cats truly hunt. None of the crap usually associated with cats, but only true with house cats.
No head bobbing, tail wagging, body shakes, or other necessary movement. No playing with the food. Claws extended only just enough for the task. One quick and efficient strike.
When it comes to hunting, cats really are at the top of the solo game. Thanx for this one.

>>9081888
fun fact: the lemur is doing this to get fed because it doesn't know how to take care of itself, the locals train them as babies to act friendly towards tourists in exchange for food, and then the tourists pay the locals money, but they're abandoned when they get past baby age

>>9083191
Was that the feline suddenly becoming maternal after it was distracted by the cameraman?

Remember another such recorded moment with a big cat that killed a monkey then after noticing the dead monkey's baby started treating it as if it was its own kitten

>>9082556
under8d post

>>9083217
jesus christ, creature has no self awareness, doesn't realize that's his own fucking bowels getting ripped out, hes trying to get it off of him

>>9083043
>>9082889
Yes.
from a broken heart.

>>9083125
Post sauce for everything you just said nao.

>>9083051
>That people start to treat for example dogs like their children and try to discuss things out with them is the reason why there are so many people that fuck up as pet owners
What are you insinuating? I don't get it, make like a pencil already.

>>9082465
>autist enough to point out it's a jaguar
>not autist enough to know a caiman from a croc
you brought shame on the sperg clan

>>9083232
no it eats it after

>>9082547
[fobia intensifies]

>>9079838
Sauce? I wanna hear his screams.

>>9079831
kek

>>9079779
There is no way those shitty reality shows on discovery channel and animal planet get better ratings than this could

>>9083223

I'm sure you have 6 or them, you fattass neckbeard

Enjoy your naruto

>>9083253
To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if people behaved in a similar way when blown up by shells and what not

>>9082687
> sleep with the fishes, pupper

>>9083318
whats with the salt summerfag

>>9083265
I'm not doing your homework lol
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=effects+of+captivity&t=ffsb&ia=web

>>9083324
the summerfags of the animal kindom

>>9083253
welcome to adrenaline. hell of a hormone. works similarly with humans as well, btw.

>>9082700
Post the To be continued version

>>9083275
Don't be retarded.
It seems pretty clear, he's saying you can't treat animals like you do people because they are not, they have different psychological needs and responses to behaviors

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always get consent kids

>>9081929
I think you might want to check that.

>>9083232
Possibly, there's a story of a lion that took care of an antelope for i think a month.
She couldn't hunt with it and he couldn't drink her milk, so both were starving to death.
After a month she just got too tired and, while resting (and probably dying) another lion killed it.

>>9083355
>>9083355
nice dubs

>>9079831
Like something straight outta a fluffy abuse comic lol

>>9083388
Where's the rest

>>9083405

when the bantz go to far...

>>9082556
>thanks butterfree
Did this shit do anything besides hardner and then flying like 10 minutes

>>9082559
Furious George

>>9082677
>/r9k/goesoutside

>>9082753
Of course on purpose, the buffalo was gone anyway with whole pack on him, so the other one pushed him over so the herd can get away while the wolves get what they came for.

>>9083405
When he's on the floor and there's that one moment
"m8, I was just messin
don't be a cunt... don'tbeacuntdon'tbea-I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! M8! M8!"

>>9083363
>filename is "cute bitch"
>not "cute bitch gets dogpiled by a bunch of brothers"

>>9082787
Oyasumi pun pun!

>>9083630
Fucking kek

>>9082687
Did eet died?

Thanks for making my wife cry, anon.

>>9082693
Does that fat ass have leprosy?

>>9083352
>duckduckgo

mein negger

>>9080100
Same. I like to bring it up when people talk about "God's loving creation."

>>9079838
Sauce?

>>9083217
>south africa, amazonia region.

You mean south america right?

>>9082745
Better with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp_WV91jx8E

>>9082687
Woooow this happened in my hometown I remember it being a huge deal.

>>9082677
The cry of the robot

>>9081805
I think the title is "Giant cat sees its' favorite trainer" or something

>>9082585
>never raised dogs the post
I've had dogs that'll play tug of war by holding it with their teeth, but constantly trying to keep one paw on the toy because they watched their human do it that way since they were a puppy. One of my oldest dogs was always getting hugged by kids and family, so now when he wants to show affection, he does it by pressing up against the person.

They may not be human, but their thought process goes beyond food.

>>9083355
how is that summer? They are just assholes, not edgy newfags who shitpost because they think its cool.

>>9082721
lost

>>9082828
LOL

>>9079838
Mother nature is brutal!

>>9080695
Now, THAT is epic! Cat`s are natural born killers

>>9082765
>And those pseudo animal lovers always say: In nature animals aren't cruel to each
Only really sheltered people would say that. And this is coming from a vegan.

>>9081559
That sucks!

>>9081888
That`s funny!

>>9082933
That's not how a cat masturbates though, the thing is clearly washing himself. Mine always grab a blanket with their mouth and hump it really slow like.

>>9082733
LOL

>>9084342
It`s a jaguar!

>>9082564
Two of a kind

>>9083253
I recall an interview where one dude had a motorcycle accident and didn't notice he had lost his leg until he got home. That's adreneline for ya.

>>9083113
Cat`s are natural born killers, it`s their instinct

>>9083191
LOL!!

>>9084418
I kinda feel guilty keeping mine indoors but they would have died if I hadn't taken them in and I only have an apartment. If I could have an ideal situation I would have a farm and let them forage for their own food, like they should.

>>9079788
possibly painful

>>9082721
someone dub/music this

>>9082687
evil dogger is finally gone...
no more curses

>>9083324
I love the comparison of reactions here.
>Human swats the fuck outta it.
>Gorilla runs like a bitch.
>Giraffes run like bitches, one tries to fight it but then backs off.
>Rhino runs like a bitch but then acts all tough to a pile of dirt to feel better.
Just priceless.

>>9079838
bro.....

>>9083405
someone post the guy fist fighting a kangaroo and winning

>>9083306
>>9083306

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE91VRJCbJo

>>9082687
Sing as below.....
If you don't know how to do it,
I'll show you how to walk the dog

>>9083363
I work at a summer camp.
This totally reminds me of a day at work.

Interezante

>>9083758
>zebra in south america
get back to school

>>9082790
my dog "hugs" like this. it's not so much a hug as an attempt to pin an arm or limit mobility, why is why it's only seen in top-intelligence doggos.

though i will agree that the above scene is probably trained.

>>9081937
That's some gansta shit right there

>>9084456
Cats don't just forage for their food, they've been bred to be pest killing machines, they turned egypt into a desert.

>>9080516
I fucking laff'd

>>9084610
It's a wallaby, anyone can suckerpunch wallaby, a red kangaroo is a whole other weight division.
I've read that Australians used to have boxing matches man vs roo in the pre-peta days, but i think they took measures to avoid getting instantly gutted by the foot claws.

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A carnivore acting like a total jerk.

>>9084740
Holy shit turns out brazilian jujitsu was otter style kung fu all along

>>9083253
Note to self: zebras have no self-awareness, from now on, let's call them animals (4th grade lesson).

>>9082564
jesus, look at the tension in it's fucking eyes. no joy at all.

>>9084803
By your logic, those species that exhibit self-awareness should not be called animals.

>>9082713
Birds are weird

>>9084754
fucking brutal man...

>>9080790
oh god i laughed very hard at this comment..thank you sir..

>>9079788
If I was there I would have fucked that piece of shit nigger up with my bear fists. I wouldnt just film like this coward.

>>9084818
>bear fists

>>9084818
Why?

does anyone have anything on polar bears? looking for some gruesome polar bear footage for a long time

>>9084768
kek

>>9084818
>I would have fucked that piece of shit nigger up with my bear fists
>piece of shit nigger up with my bear fists
>up with my bear fists
>bear fists

>>9084835
You're late to the party
>>9084823

>>9084740
Those wolves where just playing with it thinking it was a free easy meal, and was probably going to kill it soon.

>>9079838
Oh sh.... That must hurt

>>9081907
>lead a herd
I thought it was proven that lions don't lead shit. They're essentially hired guns paid in pussy?

>>9081907
A group of lions is called a "pride" you dumbfuck.

>>9084851
Amazing

>>9081908
search on youtube for "Ummati qad laaha fejrum"
fucking awesome

>>9083253
ever see the one where the women got her face blown off, halfeway, and she keeps trying to pull the other half off? Se couldn't see because her eyes were in the flap of skin hanging off... but yeah... she's yanking on it like it's a piece of rubber hanging off her...

>>9084851
Those are big dolphins

>>9084344
lol

the vegan will always find a way to let us know that he is a vegan..always finds a way..no matter the subject

>>9084805
watch out everyone, we got a dog psychologist here. He can read dog's eyes.

can you read dog paws as well? tell the future?

>>9082212
yeah, there was reschearch few months ago that the only reason that home cats do not eat their owner is because owner is too big to be easily killed by cat.

>>9079779
R K O

>>9084908
>Being this jelly of anon's unique gift

>>9081984
ahahahahahahah

>>9083043
Flashback from Vietnam. He'll be ok.

>>9083324

Geese are the shittiest animals on the planet.

>>9082547
fuck spiders they should all be exterminates, snakes too

>>9084935
That is not how you're supposed to use a bow sir

>>9082687
if i could i would literally torture that crocodile

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>>9084883
4 u

>>9084987
>he ran away
>the spinning camera
I'm dying.

>>9084987
Kek

>>9083043
considering those furry bastards can fall from bigger heights and be ok leads me to think it was something else, happens with alot of animals. if you fuck with them too much they catch on

>>9084987
HA ha ha...


SCHWING!!!!

>>9080695
Liquid Ocelot

>>9083223
Actually, cats from time to time plays with. I do not know if its easier to digest when mouse is full of adrenaline or its for fun, but they play with mouse before eating it from time to time.

I do not live in the city so cats here usually eat on their own.

>>9082700
And thats why they tell you to lock all your doors.

Fucking idiots

>>9083232

It's not being maternal, what's happening is that it's seeing eye contact with the camera/cameraman and doesn't wanna make itself vulnerable trying to get it's meal.

It's basically assuming it's being hunted as well, so it's trying to play off like it hasn't found food or anything until whatevers' watching it either fucks off, attacks, or doesn't do anything long enough for it to feel safe and continue

>>9083630
underrated

>>9079838
That's some Lion Greyjoy shit right there.

>>9082970
Pajeed started it throwing the boot, the monkey fought like an hero.

>>9082790
uhh my dog loves to hug people, she was pretty much born that way, we had to train her to stop actually.

>>9084851
Fun fact: they use similar technique to supply their rape caves with fresh air to prolong their victims' suffering.

>>9085096
rape caves? wanna expand on that?

>>9082438
Ever tried electric fences?

>>9085124
Dolphins will occasionally rescue people from drowning by taking them to shore. Other times they drag them down to caves under the water and fuck their corpse.

>>9085158
not everyone can afford that...certainly not me.

>>9084838
no they didn't want to get injured. That's how wolves hunt, they open up a prey and then let it bleed until it's too exhausted to stop them from eating it alive.

>>9084754
>>9084754
you sick son of a bitch I hope you get raped in prison for this

>>9085195
1.holy shit its true.
2.google thinks I'm weird now.

>>9082713
man i fucking love this video it always cheers me up

>>9079838
Wish I had never seen that...

>>9084740
well don m8. you fought well

>>9079855

Cute girl too.

>>9083381
Nothing happens afterwards, she just closes and locks the door

>>9085158
Have you? Life isn't a movie and setting up an electric fence is a legal nightmare waiting to happen.

>>9085887
I have, it's not the best kind but it does the trick in keeping pesky predators at bay at long as there is power.

>>9085195
>fuck their corpse
>corpse
You'd wish you were a corpse by that point...


>>9085311
Actual spoiler warning: [spoiler]It's not true, it's a meme/urban legend. Dolphins can be cruel, but they don't have rape caves.[/spoiler]

>>9083191

So... A Bambi sequal?

>>9084754
You sick fuck. I have to find a church to repent right now.

>>9085938
The caves are sure, but dolphins are notorious rapists.

>>9081908
My Ummah, Dawn Has Appeared

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198KB, 150x120px

>>9080790
Underrated post

>>9084926
Whew

>>9082899
The cat probably gives you jerking off about as much though as you do seeing the cat lick itself.

>>9080695
>>9082465
>>9083217
Its actually a leopard. you can tell because it doesnt have black dots inside of its spots

>>9079831
the guy late to the hunt got the best beef

>>9084741
how is any of that 'gangsta' you fucking baboon

>>9082687
free leather and nobody does nothing

>>9083727
probably

>>9082765
Well, this animal in the gif is a primate and basically 99% same DNA as humans. I think it's pretty well documented that chimps especially behave very similar to us, including having wars against other tribes and killing each other similar to how we do.

Other animals like dogs and cats aren't "cruel" for the sake of it, they tend to just eat and have no concept of the food's pain. Cats playing with their food is just their hunting instinct, they do not do it to cause pain

>>9082823
Animals who naturally roam huge territories would clearly be unhappy in a confined zoo, which is why tigers pace around all the time. That's not rocket science

>>9083125
No they don't live longer. In the film Blackfish, it says captive orcas die at much younger ages and have poorer health.

Are you really so ignorant that you believe tigers, lions, zebras, elephants and any savanna-living animal "inhabit the same limited area"? They migrate and travel over literally thousands of kms. Yeah, they must love those pissy half acre enclosures, with all those humans staring at them all day. Retard

>>9083223
That's why feral cats in places like Australia are such a pest. They all need to be exterminated

>>9084803
All mammals have self-awareness

>>9087535
Self-awareness is a concept constructed by humans. How do you suggest demonstrating the validity of your claims with a subject such as a white-footed mouse? Can you provide legitimate scientific evidence of your generalization?

>>9087556
Here, I'll even get you started in trying to defend your point:
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&q=mammal+self+awareness&btnG=&as_sdt=1%2C25&as_sdtp=

Come on, anon. Step up to my challenge.