forced creampie

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>>9071903
source?

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>>9071916

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>>9071926

>>9071930
>>9071926
>>9071916
>>9071913
>>9071909
>>9071903
my sincerest apologies guys, i don't have the sauces

>>9071916
>>9071930
Names?

>>9071903
>>9071903
Anyone's have that one where there's an old guys dating don't do it I'm a virgin?

>>9071913
this actually triggered my PTSD

i'm hard as adamantium with these vids

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>>9071969
I have only the YLYL video

>>9072092
kek

>>9071969
hes gonna lose his wizard powers.

What IS this thread?!?!?!?! *diamonds* Pure win

>>9072202
school starts back up in less than a month buddy, better get ready because 6th grade can get pretty hard

>>9071913
Her name is Rachel James

>>9072092
>>9072092
Although the prospect of having sex with a weird guy for money must be horrible, I wonder if she was genuinely entertained and found some fun in this scene? Maybe he was charming?

>>9072274
kek

>>9072092

/r9k/ in 50 years

I guess is Alison Tyler

>>9072202
indeed it's pure diamond

>>9072274
GTFO newfag

>>9071909
I need full vid

>>9071960

>>9071930 is Alison Tyler

>>9072446
>>9072202
samefag

>>9072092
No way this is a legit porno xD

>>9072499
Many thanks, one to go now

>>9071913
that guy looks like a cuck

Inb4 knife girl

>>9071913
So those doujins with old men are true!

>>9072665
Knife girl is the the most important part of this thread.

>>9072631
>xD

>>9072092
Is there a full on porno

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>>9072665
>>9072763

>>9073361
>I need your seed

everytime

I've found my new fetish.

>>9071903
>tfw this is my fetish
>tfw iPhone won't play WEBM

>>9071913
the guys acting is so bad I can't stop fucking laughing

>>9073403
Applebro here, I know that feel

>>9073416
It's a bad feel man

>>9073153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hyq9j5mBZ0
Some more of his stuff. He did actually make porn but I don't really want to see the full vids.>>9072092

Anyone unironically been in this position? What the fuck do you do when there's doubt she's using bc?

>>9073478
don't come inside her
insist on some other way to finish

>>9072631
kys summerfag

>>9073478
She can't actually keep you in. It's easy to pop out before you bust.

>>9073478
vasectomy

>>9073478
Make her take an after pill.

>>9073478
Punch. Don't get raped like a pussy.

>>9073608
This. For me, mid-orgasm, cumming inside a girl pretty much boils down to, "Can I afford to give this bitch $50 for the pill tomorrow?"

>>9073676
>exgf gets a few of those from planned parenthood or whatever
>know the relationship is going downhill
>steal them from her and hide them
>mfw i saved $150 and have a get out of jail free card now

>>9071919
Teen pies Delilah Blue

>>9071926
sauce on this?

>>9072631

Well this is refreshing

>>9073403
>>9073416
>>9073425
This app (from the App Store) is the way to go, no need to thank me
VLC for Mobile by VideoLAN

>>9071916

Courtney Scott

>>9071960

first is Courtney Scott

>>9073403
>>9073416
>>9073425
Just search webm on the app store you lazy fucks

>>9072092
>the dramatic shot of the potato falling into the pot with water

No wonder everyone laughs with the dutch.

>>9071926
pretty sure from his position and grip on her he had enough leverage to catapult her clear across the room

>>9073403
whew lad. just download the 4chan app on the appstore (forget it's name) it's like the only one. it works very well and plays webms no problem.

Bumping this to the top.

Anyone have any tips for search terms?

>>9074698
yea, but then it wouldn't be fetish porn

>>9071903
This happened to me years ago with my 16 year old high school girlfriend. She knew I was going off to college and she didn't like it. She wanted me to stay with her in my hometown so every chance she could she'd try to make me cum inside her (we didn't use condoms or birth control because she said she hated those things - instead I used to just pull out). One time when she was feeling especially desperate, she gave me a blowjob but held my cum in her mouth, then spit it into her hand and rubbed her hand and fingers all over her pussy in an effort to get pregnant. I was enraged and putting my fingers in there trying to pull it out.

I don't know why I put up with that psycho bitch. The next guy she dated she got pregnant with in less than 6 weeks.

I did not know this was a thing ... wow.

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>>9074977
>I don't know why I put up with that psycho bitch
because the pussy was that good my nigger.

>>9071903
haha irl i would have physically thrown her off b/c she's sexually abusing me at that point and it's justified.

...these vids are rly hot tho. cumming inside a girl's mouth while she's still blowing you feels better imo

>>9075005
She did know how to fuck

>>9073361
I actually dated a girl similar to that. Red hair. Very petite. Weird fetishes and all. Kinda miss it

>>9075019
They always do. Anybody that says don't stick your dick in crazy has never stuck his dick in crazy.

>>9073478
U-Use a condom?

>>9075029
wisdom words from anon

If you guys Iove this shit and reaIIy want a girI to do it to you, is it reaIIy against your wiII if she does?

>>9071903
Looks like John risinger

>>9075029
If you didn't stick your dick in crazy, the only people who ever got laid would be boringoldfags.

What you dont want to do is *DATE* crazy, or god forbid, marry it...

>>9074698
didn't think this was going to be a ylyl thread

>>9071903
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>>9071926
>>9071930
This is stupid as fuck tbqh. It's funny because of how ridiculous it is.

Goddamnit! Literally every webm I've seen before. What? Is there only like 20 videos online that can satisfy this kink? It's not like it's some obscure weird shit it's just femdom creampies!

>>9071903
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=217926157
gianna rushes to make him cum. good stuff

>>9073361
name please

>>9072092
Look up fietsopa to find more of this guy

>>9072092
GOAT

>>9073478
>>9073573

It's easy to pull out. The majority of these webm situations are laughable. If you wanted to get out, you could. If your lay can lock you in with her legs or by just sitting on you, then you need to lift some weights or stop fucking she-hulks looking for seed.

>>9075160
>implying porn is realistic

>>9075319
>stop fucking she-hulks
why the fuck would i wanna stop that?

>>9071913
That is the worst "forced" creampie I have ever seen

>>9071913
SAUCE:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1083953114

>>9073608
>>9073676
She can vomit the pill later to get pregnant. And the pill can fail.

>>9073386
Every fuckin' time.

>>9071926
>"don't cum in the baby sitter"
>*whispers its too late*
>"your wife going to be mad about that isnt she"

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>>9074977
lol Damn bro that sucks, but aren't crazy bitches the best at fucking? Like straight FUCKING.

I dated this one crazy bitch from 15 to 18 and we fucked ALL THE TIME, I turned 16 about a month after we made out, and she gave me a birthday present. First time was meh, I had to Mulligan, Second time I fucked her brains out and made her cum so hard she shoved her face in a pillow to keep from making noises. Not fake porn noises, those kind of angry FUCK ME HARDER HARDER then you feel her pussy clench and relax clench and relax,

That's how you know for sure you made her really cum.

After that she was mine for 3 crazy years. She had drama shit sometimes, but was actually pretty chill 90 percent of the time.

We would fuck constantly, she used the nuva ring though and we only had one scare, it was opposite though she was scared as fuck and did NOT want to be preggers. Neither of us wanted that at 17.

Anyways, we still fucked constantly like where my dick would burn and get raw after fucking her so often each week.

I am married now, but sometimes I miss how dirty she was, she loved Anal, she had big tits, Cs bordering on D's I LOVED those. She would get on top and ride my dick so hard. Sometimes she would get so horny she'd whisper "cum in me cum in me please please cum in my pussy" SO FUCKING HOT. But yeah it was great.

Crazy crazy bitch but FUCK I had years of great great fucking. I even backhanded her once cause she went off and thwacked me with an umbrella when I told her to shut the fuck up, I had been at work nd she was being bitchy.

Then when she saw she made me bleed she cried and apologized.


It was funny she was so mad when we split, we both knew it was time, tried to claim that she would fake it, yet the pussy doesn't lie when she is wet, and her pussy loosens a bit as it moistens more, then of course when she would cum that clench on my cock was so hot. It got me so hot thinking about how I could make her cum. Oh man first time we did Contd>

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>>9077177
Tits were like this minx bitch.

Similar face too, totally worth the fucking crzy.

Anyways first time she let me fuck her in the ass (was her first time doing anal) Well she had done it with a dildo.

(for you noobs spit works pretty well as a lube if you aren't super dry mouth)


Anyways I slowly started to fuck her her, the tip is the hardest, hurts the chick a bit, then once you get the slide going, make sure the chick relaxes clenching is the worst.

Then i she started to push against me, when i got deep enough i started to rub her pussy and even finger her a little, it was almost weird i could feel my dick a little from inside her pussy.

But she loved it, got really wet, I rubbed her clit and fucker her harder, i had to stop rubbing after she came cause her clit got hella sensititve *as is normal when da bitches cum)" lol I love my wife, she is a fucking million times better at everything. Hella cool, cute as fuck, old fashioned (but still kinky) sweet, considerate, I am one lucky fucker. I am kinda fucked up from a car accident.

But anyways. I still have pictures of my ex cause fuck those were some good years of straight Fucking. What's funny is when she was mad after we split she claimed to fake it, then she continued to fuck me for a year after we split, we were still broken up but as long as neither of us had a gf/bf we fucked whenever we could haha.

I even fucked her about a week before I met my wife, my wifes so cool though she knows about it and is just like "well we hadn't met so it's cool"


I may sound like I am bragging but honestly I am just reminiscing and enjoying the nostalgia. Making me hard just thinking about it lol. similar tits again, but sorry guys she was a good fuck and crazy but still not gonna share with you faggots the real deal

>>9077200
That's hot anon. Get your dick out of your hand and upload some pics!

>>9075248
perkypenny from mfc
she quit camming and most of her stuff is gone now

>>9071926
Hollie Mack
Just google Hollie Mack Babysitter

hey guess what guiz https://www.lpsg.com/threads/vids-where-guy-doesnt-want-to-cum-in-girl-but-she-keeps-riding.259761/page-1

>>9075093
>mfw I'm watching On the Spot
>see this
>look at Jon on the tv
>omfg it does

>>9077177
she taught me how to Japan

>>9077375
Fuck. Now I can't unsee it

>>9077375
i keked

>>9075005
>I noticed it had no sound when i saw it was a .gif
I've herd this guy in vids and webms so many times now, that even just seeing kicks in a pavlovian response, when i see him i automatically hear him.

>>9077200
I wanna know about the car accident!

>>9072372
underrated post

anyone have name?

>>9077200
>>9077177
Seing how desperate you are for a (You) with that fictional dating sim story, here's a (You) for (You).

>>9071903
Perfect time for my headphones to suddenly dont work and blast it from my speaker at full volume

>>9073361
That's a really fancy cooking knife

>>9075029

>Anybody that says don't stick your dick in crazy has never stuck his dick in crazy.

Or... we are trying to save you young anons from a world of fucked up shit. Because while that crazy gold plated pussy is good... the mentally broken bitch attached to it is going to kill your dog, steal your car, and initiate a few very uncomfortable conversations with the police.

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>>9077221
lol naw man, for real though, I sometimes miss her, we are still friends now that we are older and aren't mad about any of the HS type bullshit that used to matter but now is more funny than anything. That's how life goes. I'll consider it but she has been really cool with me and is preggers and married now too so I would feel kinda bad spreadin her titties or vag. I even have one with tits and vag upward angle but her face is way too clear in it.

This is the closest you guys get, found this on /b and i swear to GOD either she posted it or a mad ex of hers did cause she had bars just like this. She was so mad when i convinced her to take them out, I preferred the soft big tits i didn't want metal hitting my teeth or face. She resented me for it but did it anyways we were young and in love.

>>9078716
>>9078716
As for you, Oh no some anon on /gif doesn't believe me HOW WILL I LIVE! I NEED HIS APPROVAL WAAAAAAHHH..


rofl lurk more, Be less beta and you'll have some fun like i did bro. Honestly just go for it, I have been turned down before but you'd be surprised how many chicks are interested if you are just confident. Not cocky or arrogant, just confident.

Word from the wise

aww shit it's a picture it won't let me post

This isn't what i was gonna post but it's similar to how she looked, she wasn't as chubby and her tits werent as floppy. She had a figure and blamed me when she gained weight after a few years but hey My current wife is still tiny and I've been married about six years now. I enjoy women though they are fun, crazy but fun.

>>9078716
>>9078716
Also, your sentence doesn't make much logical sense, I can tell you are trying to claim I am making up what i described but I'll have those memories for a lifetime. So believe me, or don't I really don't care. Doesn't change the truth.

Lol let me guess, you wanna tip your fedora at me and are a fine gentlemen, with big bones. hah, I'll bet that I am pretty dead on, oooh probably a white knight to, DEFEND THINE LADIES HONOR!

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>>9078716

I love my family, it sucks i can't post pics I have some pretty good ones of ma wife and pupperdoodle. Then again they are each worth allot more than some neckbeard (you jew) so now that i think about it I am glad I only have pics of her on my comp.


OH LWD ANON A LAWD!

>110 replies
>12 images
fuck you /gif/ i'm trying to fap and this shit makes me diamonds

>>9079764
Source pls

>>9079783
lool fegget

>>9079818
>its going down

keeek

>>9079764
>>9079783
>>9079818
>being this buttblasted that someone won't believe your made-up dating sim fantasy to the point that you have to make 3 responses

You do know that I didn't even read them, right?

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I was the passenger in a scion TC, it's actually pretty crazy (but Sucks now cause my backs so fucked up i have to take medicine just to function normally)

We went around a corner (35 mph speed limit) my friend clint was going about 77, Lost control they are front wheel drives so once the back end slipped we were fucked, spun around completely, flew backwards off a fairly tall ravine, flipped back to front about twice, then did about 7 barrel rolls ( DO A BARREL ROLL, lol couldn't help it starfox status)

All the glass shattered, (we were gonna do irish car bombs so we had baileys, irish whiskey and guiness not the extra stout the standard pints) Everything flew out, we hit so hard on the back end the first time before flipping that the wires to the battery got ripped out, everything went black, the lights, techno music (infected mushroom, I still remember the name of the song was Muse breaks remix where the guy starts to scream) Go to minute 3:54 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBfQbXaNVHM

It was nightime so everything went black. twisting metal, Now i have 3 cracked vertabrae, Thorassic (T-7 to T-9) Degenerative disk disease has now spread to T4 through T-9 Damaged from the crash. My MRI shows a herniated disk T-8 I believe. Basically it is between my shoulder blades. Car was TOTALLED. I thought i got off lucky, no broken bones at first, but my back just got worse and worse, and now it's so bad I have pain every day, every night, when i wake up, when i go to sleep. It's honestly so bad I sometimes wanna stick my .40 cal to my head and just end it, but I am not weak and would never ever put my wife through that.

She lost her parents to cancer when she was about 13, her mom had a glioblastoma her dad some type of spinal cancer, spread to his prostate and other areas. I love her so much though, she is honestly way too good for me, a beautiful woman, seriously too good for me. But yeah man the crash was bad, I wouldn't wish this pain on anyone.

>>9079947
>>9079947
lol so me posting here yesterday, then responding to you today is somehow a validation of your delusion?

also if you aren't reading them why bother to work so hard to try and disprove my past. Lol you can whine all day long brother it doesn't change what i experienced. Damn brother fedora you must be really sad and pathetic if you are so intent on not believing me.

Again, doesn't change what happened, so huff and puff all you want. It'll never change what happened, sorry my neckbeard friend 8)

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>>9079947
Your opinion means nothing, it will never change the truth so have fun crying
you can always be anhero.

All other/b/giftards here check it, I'll make a thread cause the videos are too big and I love this one picture of my wifey.

>>>/b/699042860 next is my awesome puppers.

>>9080086
>>>/b/699043167

My pups, this is my family, I love them very much and would protect them with my life. I am very blessed and thankful for them.

There were some chill peeps in this bread so I wanted to share, ironic that its in such a dirty bread haha rofl.

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>>9080125
>still no proof

>>9080140
>>9080140
>>9080140
>still don't care,you are on /b bro. I am not here to prove anything to you.

I just wanted to share with the chill /bros/ Not the "trolls" lol have fun though. Again your opinion means 0 and zero is = to nufin hah you're sad brotha

>>>/b/699043167

>>9079869
>>9079869
I totally agree with you man, this thread started out dirty in all the fucked up good ways, then people started just either complaining or tipping fedoras. Honestly I at least tried to make my post descriptive so my past experiences my get someone to bust a nut. Lol we all get porn from gif, it's no secret rofl.

>>9079932
>>9079932
yeah I love that video, I figured since the bread got derailed anyways why the fuck not, I at least tried to contraboot.

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>>9080162
>look mom, I can download pics of strangers and upload them on 4chan

>>9080109
>>9080109

this is what i see

>>9080086 (You)

This actually fits,

It shows my post then your pic says "yeah, ok pal" while laughing at how pathetic you are. That's pretty much exactly my reaction.

lol try harder fagadopolis you just making me laugh, oooh look a ma amazing gramer too and awsum spelling, it's like im on the twitters

>>9080207
>>9080207
*yaaaawwwwn*

ok now I am bored of you, Im gonna move on though.

Nice try though, i kinda feel bad, you are obviously jealous. Do you still live in mamas basement? lol you do don't you, holy fuck I FOUND ONE I FOUND A TRUE FEDORA GENTLEMEN PEOPLE!!!

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>>9080223
What?

>>9080244
>Im gonna move on though.
I doubt that, I've been watching this "conversation" and you seem way too autistic to quit posting any time soon

>>9077200
crazy ex = best sex

can relate

>>9080259
>>9080259
Yeah man, it's true!

I usually liked relationships, so I am more into the good girl type thing, I love that ma waifu wears little outfits. We are 27 btw just for reference,

But yeah man my crazy ex, fucked like a minx it was unforgettable. Totally psycho sometimes but damn worth it 100%

>>9080258
ok yeah I love paris.

>>9080245
>>9080245
BUT YOU NEVER DEFENDED GERALDO RIVERA! WE ALL KNOW BILL O REILLY IS THE GOD ALMIGHTY AND HILLARY CRINTON NEVER CLAIMED TO BE from the proleTAriat.

>>9080296
>>9080296
I told you i had proof, oh shutup,

No fuck you, but it happened "yeah but they don't know that so they will assume you are just lying" but nobody cares they are neckbeards

"yeah i know they like cawk better anyways" oh shutup youre a faggot too, "yeah but i fuck lots of things, chairs, men women, horses, ducks.

Hey calm down NO YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN.

But i was autistic, no you're autistic, actually according to the DSM-IV There are many subcategories of autism, mild, moderate servere, the sub sections like assburgers. (it's aspergers) dude now you are just ranting.

WHY DON"T YOU FUCK OFF THEN!

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>>9080296
>>9080326
Literally what?

>>9080326
We were talking about creampies, dudes, creampies... Cream. Pies. Creampies ! Only good things ! Why Caps-land, suddenly ? Creampies...

>>9080357
Dude creampies are delicious, I like it when it's got heavy whipping cream with some chocolate, ice cream mmmm fuck that sounds so good.

I got excited cause i like food it makes me hard as dimons. Not diamonds. Dimons

>>9080347
It was very clear man if you can't understand my gibberish I can't oppa gangnam style with you. Sorry thats just how i feel.

>>9071903
>>9071916
>>9071926
>>9071930
this is my new fetish

>>9080755
Gearbox visits /gif/

>>9080812
Agreed

>>9073361
>this is my fetish
>Oh my
>'I need your seed'
>Yes ma'am
>Wait, what is that silver thing
>Looks like a pizza tray or a coaster
> IT'S A FUCKING KNIFE
>cum harder than ever before in my entire life
I. . . I think I found a new fetish lads

>>9072048
On the offchance you're serious, why the fuck are you in this thread mane?

>>9071913
Why does this almost feel like cucking?

>>9078756
IKR. Need sauce on that

>>9075962
Every mother fuckin' time.

>>9073361
>"good boy"
brings me back to childhood

>>9081323
Whats the name of that kind of fetish ? it's like way too fucking specific

>>9074977
>16 year old high school girlfriend
>going off to college
RAEPIST!

>>9078716
Says the tripfag

>>9077177
50 Shades of Bullshit

>>9071916
>>9074382
>>9074365
Name of the video?

>>9072313
women are natural whores, as soon as she found out he had money she dropped all that

>>9081836
It's just a rape or noncon kink it's common as hell.

Nobody I've fucked has been able to actually restrain me well enough for me to get off on it though.

>>9073403
you're the kind of brainless drone so reliant on easy technology that can't memorize anyone's phone number either can you

>>9077200
Hate to break it to you bud but those are nowhere near c cups.

>>9071930
suzy?

>>9071930
Are we just gonna ignore that this guy's dick looks like a fucking broken limb

>>9077177
This week on shit that never happened.

>>9081883
M'lady.

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>>9081899
>>9081899
Oh no someone on /b doesn't believe some people actually have lives Oh how will i ever survive without your belief. ;'O :'OOOOO NOOOOOOO! lol this is fun. The best part is you guys think that since i am bored enough to respond that i actually care that some anons don't believe me rofl! I love you guys 8)

I just wonder if it's one jealous giffer or several. either way *shrug*

>waste time ranting
>giffers get so jealous they almost seem angry
>they interpret my responding as being defensive
>actually just bored and enjoy seeing them rage over my posts
>lol oh you silly boys
>feelsgood
>hashtag I hate hashtags
>hashtag forgetting my point by now
>greentext greentext
>totally derailed thread
>proves how angry jealous neckbeards are
>feelgoodagainman
>heading to bed with wife
>night beaners

Lol Oh i heard something funny the otherday, my waifu was reading some dumb shitposter and he was like "don't hate furries we are just yifferent"

Lol classic

I'm special!!!

Bam clocked nigga!

I've been gone a couple of days and this thread's turned to shit

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>>9082042
>>9082042
Oh dude, that aint my ex, I don't wanna post her pics, we are cool with each other now it's been like ten years since we dated back in highschool, I'm 27.

She is married to someone else, so am I, and shes pregnant, thank GOD i never got her preggers, she was cool and we fucked allot but just way too different, she was also pretty batshit crazy back in the day. She's chilled out allot though. I probably woulda spread her nudes back when we were pissed at each other but you kinda grow up and realize after awhile allot of that HS drama doesn't matter worth shit when you become an adult.

I enjoy this gif

>>9082080
Night bro, but whatever makes you feel better 8)

You just tell yourself whatever ya want

>>9074977
>not using birth control
>especially when knowing she's a crazy bitch who wants to get pregnant
>just pulling out
>trying to "pull the cum out"

You sure you're college material there, champ?

You may think you're coming across as anything other than retarded
You may think that we're just angry and jealous and raging at your stories
We're not, we don't give a fuck, we came here to jack off and now we're done, we're laughing at how fucking dumb you sound.
We're laughing at you.

>>9079764
Well that gif is of Jennica Lynn

>>9073361
with my luck, i'd date one of these
havn't gotten to this point where the knife is pointed at me yet, but close

>>9082781
College is easier than you think...

>>9072092
This guy is a fucking legend. Efukt has tributed him couple of times and he has some fucking awesome lines. They had some cheesy doctor/patient thing going once and I recall there was things like

>ajama reli gut doktoh
>tekku mediziin

>>9083066
Suk uh cawk!

If you like reading stories, go to literotica and search for:
"Taras breeding" (noncon on the womens part)
and
"Baby crazy" (noncon on the mans part)
Both are not actually rape as you will see if you read to the end. And its by the same author.

>>9073478
I don't think you understand how hard it is to actually get pregnant.

>>9079869
>Fuck you /gif/ I'm trying to fap to the lamest and least realistic scenario ever invented.

>>9083346
Unless she is over 30 or you are sterile it isn't actually that hard.

>>9071903
HOL IT

so you ameritards actually believe the pull out method works?

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>>9075029

Except the guy I work with who's paying extortion money...I mean uh, """child support""" for a kid who turned out to be his estranged drug addict brother's kid.

Or the guy whose ex GF killed his dog.

God damn, you desperate pussies would let these cunts literally cut off your balls if you thought you'd get a handy j out of it before you bled out.

Get a spine, bitch.

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>>9075029
I'll never find a girl with that crazy cock hunger again.

It's so worth it, anons.

>>9075319
Yeah, it is easy, until you make some bruise on her and she calls it "rape". The woman was already willing to force you into fatherhood, she will be willing to call you a rapist.

So much rape in this thread D:

>>9082052
hardly

>>9083645
>Make some bruise on you.
Grab your dick and pull it out of her, how will that bruise her exactly?

>>9083934
on her*

>>9072092
She's trying to take that Wizard's powers.

>>9079869
>fuck you /gif/ i'm trying to fap and this shit makes me diamonds
>Doesn't contribute

>>9071903
this is your fetish because nobody even wants your penis in them?

let alone cum in them

>>9071930
why... how... that dick tho

>>9071930
Here is the sauce it has 3 scenes webm is the last one
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579eaf425794f

>>9082397
damn that skinny kid got rekt

>>9071909

After 8 long days of no fap, This is what did it for me.

>>9079764
>>9080059
>>9080086
>>9080326
>>9082397
what's with these paragraph comments? this is a porn board

>>9072631

exxx deeee

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>>9074764
Talk more shit

>>9074764
do you have iphone? can't find it in google play

>>9071903
Is that Jon Snow

>>9085851
>responding to a post that said iphone
>calls it the appstore

Of course he has an iPhone you dingus.

Also the google store got rid of its 4chan apps. You can get Clover from the f-droid store, though.

Wow, this thread derailed hard

>>9082397
We're not on /b/ dumbass.

>>9071916
>>9081942
>>9080812
>>9071960
>>9071960
I FOUND IT. ENJOY THOSE HYPNO pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph566c6e325cae1

>>9081485
Because you want it to?

>>9079818
That was fucking awesome.

>>9081947
Bitter homosexual detected

>>9073416
If you dowlload an app called "chanfor4chan" or something like that it has a player in it for you to watch webms on the app from the board

Its such a shame when your favorite fetish that only comes around once in a lifetime is derailed in mere moments

>>9075160
>my fetish is better than your fetish

>>9071903


There is a VERY hot scene from the movie "Electra" (1996) with hot MILF Shannon Tweed to wich I fapped furiously as a teen

In the scene the step-mother wants to be impregnated by his dead husband's son, but he doesn't.

So she pretends to be pretending until the moment is right...

>>9083394
probably b8 but
>pull out dick
>dont put cum in pussy
>no cum = no preg
you'll figure it out once you have sex

>>9087442
precum has sperm. 10000000% confirmed for 0 experience at sex

>>9087554

my experience has been 15 years of regular sex with a few long term girlfriends with zero pregnancy with pull out method, never used condoms after the first time with each. Got wife pregnant on first month of trying. My pull out game is apparently in the realm of fantasy

Thread's dead, make a new one.

>>9087554
>Precum has sperm
Incorrect. Precum is the fluid that sperm travels in, but without the sperm. Semen is the fluid + sperm. Don't be a stupid faggot.

boy it's been a long time since an on-topic gif. and this is my fuckin fetish. MAKE WITH THE GIFS/WEBMS

>>9087635
I can understand why he made that mistake
some of the sex ed classes in america say that there can be sperm in the precum
but they never mention that the sperm is leftover from previous ejaculations
so if you just came you could have sperm in your precum but as far as I know there isn't any known case, probably because of how difficult it would be to determine if that happened

>>9087554

Because knowing if precum has sperm or not somehow is equal to the level of sexual activity you have had your whole life.

>>9077177
like bags of sand

>>9087554
I think this is a "little white lie" told to people to keep idiots from trying the pull-out method... I've used a condom a handful of times in my life with my high school girlfriend, but figured out I had enough self-control to not need one. the third time I didn't pull out with my wife she got pregnant, and a couple of years later the first time I didn't pull out she got pregnant. it's possible some people have semen in their precum, but I think it's simply a myth perpetuated to keep idiots from accidentally breeding...

>>9087934
It is possible you are right. I did the pull out method during the ultra fertile teenage years and diligently pulled out every time and none of them got pregnant.

>>9072372
>50 years

>>9072631
It is, friend :^)

>>9087442
>>9087554
Depends on what happens before, if you whack it a few hours before sex then precum has a little sperm in it.

>>9075067
but where is the fun in that?

>>9071903
Bump

>>9087822
okay, it was hot, but...

the fuck is up with his balls? is that a ring?

>>9087822
apparently in the full vid his balls are normal then she rides him for like an hour straight he came like 8 times or some shit so his balls shrivelled up...

>>9087822
>>9089510
Sauce?

>>9087822
I hate to be that guy...but sauce?!

>>9089566

he's making at all up. It starts off POV, and then ends like the webm you see.

>>9073403
Get the VLC app, you can open webms and save them with it. You can also password protect it so your mom won't find your stash.

>>9087934

Its easy enough to check. You can get a home sperm testing kit for $40. Youre supposed to use them to check that a vasecomy has worked. You could precum in the dish and test that for sperm

>>9083364
A: women can only get preggo about 75% of the time
B: women actually do get eggs fertilized but the eggs don't make it all the time and it just comes out with her period

That's the dumbest thing i have ever seen in porn.

>>9080059
anon i'm sorry but that accident has appeared to give you autism

>>9082812
nice

>>9090049
i fucking hate you

>>9077200
>those tits
>C cups

Learn cupsizes virgin and then your story might be a bit more believable.

>>9091647
Why?

>>9073361
Well fuck now I have a new fetish

>>9090049
UGH EW WTF

It's funny how everyone cares if the stories told here are real, it's the internet gaize. Really though, it's not hard to.. have sex often if you're not socially awkward. Even if it's just with your ex's. Just got to find the right people.

>>9078799
well...that went from 0-100 pretty damn quick

>>9071903
Ive been through this once. Thing is, my gf before the last got preggo from me, so big fucking mess to convince her that she shoukd abort... shes pretty much insane now...
Then with my last gf, i was fucking paranoid, she made me cum inside her, i was going fucking bonkers, eventualy we just went 100% raw, she was on the pill

>>9075088
/thread

>>9075215
omg thank you sir

>>9075186
RIGHT?! i can't fuckin find this shit anywhere, desu, when i started this thread, i didnt know how many other people shared this fetish....the funny thing is i only developed it cause my ex did it to me, and even tho i was horrified she'd get pregnant i was secretly turned on, then she revealed to me her tubes were tied (had the scars to prove it) so i just kept filling her all i wanted

>>9075907
hahahaha if i wasnt so turned on by this particular fetish, i wouldn't be able to have a wank to this at all, i'd be laughing too much

>>9075088
What makes it hot is the girl saying "fuck it" to the consequences and just "having her way" pretty hard to stop them when they make you cum inside them...

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>>9072092
>>9083066
He must have an evil brother...

>>9071913
>that look of hopelessness and regret afterwards
too real man

how the hell do you even get this fetish? I could understand if you were a girl but as a guy you obviously want to creampie but do it unwilling?

>>9092895
Listen man, idk if you have ever had this happen to you but if a girl says cum in me, and i am fucking her then she locks her legs around my waist "forcing" it the past 4 times that it happened i said fuck it guess im having a kid out of 4. That is how this becomes a fetish lol

>>9074977
>The next guy she dated she got pregnant with in less than 6 weeks

That's your kid anon

>see my fetish
> R: 253 / I: 23
> over half reaction gifs

I fucking hate you, /gif/.

>>9073361
>>9078756
>>9081509
Baccarat iD3 20cm chef's knife

>>9093347
I thought that too, but I did the calculations and it cannot be. Also, she never asked me for any money so I know it isn't.

>>9072372
>impling most /r9k/ would make it to 60/70
>implying their diets and general lifestyle doesnt prematurely age them
>implying this isn't /r9k/ in 10 years

Search Nina Mercedez fucks at home. Happy fapping

>>9074977
you can't get pregnant by putting cum from hands to pussy you fucking moron

>>9093973
Maybe you could mail that message to 15 years ago when I was dealing with a teenage girlfriend who was desperately trying to get pregnant with me you faggot.

>>9093987
sent ;)

>>9093989
kek

>>9093973
You are the proof that it works. How stupid are you amerifags ... I guessing here but chances are high based on the level of "education"

>>9094000
nice trips

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>>9072092
>zoomins

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>>9093973
>>9082397

>>9071913
The fuck is this shit

>>9073403
>being a teenage beaner

>>9082052
Nah Dante

>>9083394
Pulling out works every time if you do it, but its hard to pull out when it feels so good

>>9093668

Jean is my favorite pornstar.

She is old enough to be my mom, lol, but I would love to shoot my nut in her without a condom.

>>9074977
>>9077177
thanks for ruining the thread

This shit is hot, keep it up

>>9086989
>and no one contributes

I haven't been this hard since Nom

>>9071903
http://www.redtube.com/1260996
YOu are welcome

>>9081947
found the virgin

>>9073403
moral of the story dont buy an apple phone they're a complete waste of money

>>9075160

The only 2 girls i fucked in my life both prefer i cum inside.
In a long term relationship it could be a sign of closeness. :) At least, that's the way they felt it.

>R: 287 I: 37
Fuck you guys

>>9071903
"Cum in my pussy"
"No"
>realistic

>>9093973
>>9093987
Do you think impregnation is magic or something? Have you heard of artificial insemination?

>>9097500
Thats for lesbians

>>9073416
I've got a browser called Merlin which plays webm on IPhone costs like a buck but it's worth it.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524189947

>>9098959
preach

>>9093911
at 0:11 she is fucking PURRING

>>9093943
Source?

Bumb

>>9083394
75% of the time it works every time.

>>9093973
>>9093987
yeah you can dipshits

>>9081741
Your mom held you at knife-point and forced you to inseminate her? All I had to do to get a "good boy" was do the dishes once in a while and try to be less of a lazy moron at school

>>9079818
Fuck, I'd forgotten about this. Laughed my ass off and saved the vid. Thank you 1000 times.