More of this guy

>>9062422
wish i had the webm of this:
https://youtu.be/cT1301ZvDM8

>>9062451
I need more too

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This captures what /pol/ is perfectly

>>9062481
Sauce on anime?

>>9062531
hellsing

>>9062531
Bakemonogatari

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>>9062451

Anyone have Jimmy Dore spitting his drink in Alex Jone's face?

I was about to fap but then I saw this thread and decided to have a few laughs. Got my lulz and now it's time get busy with myself

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>>9062566

Lol classic right wing cuck, conspirationist pussy.

>>9062467
Top kek, stfu fat fuck.

>>9062796
IDK why but I felt a sense of dread from watching this

>>9062422
That man took my family away.
Convinced them that the world was going to end and that they needed to bury their guns and food in the woods for when Obama comes to turn us into Russia. My dad told me I was worthless communist scum and that I should live with the Borg..... Because I'm anarchist.
Fuck Alex Jones yo. He literally needs to be fucking killed.
Also, have you seen Eric Andre crashing one of his rallies? Literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

>>9062836
Yeah it was creepy.

>>9062566
Came here literally just for this video
Ty

>>9062853
Do you forget what happens when somebody influential is murdered?
It strengthens the resolve of their followers, and it inspires others like them to become even more vocal.
In the case of loud-mouth here, it would validate nearly everything he's said. Everyone would believe that the globalists/Illuminati/Obama's "secret police" snuffed him, or something like that.
No, the best thing to do with shitheads like him is to discredit them. Find the most retarded things they've said (in Jones case, it has to be more than usual), and just boost the fuck out of them. Get the unwavering followers and believers to truly understand who exactly they're worshiping.

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>>9062920

>>9062566
God bless you anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dll9waDR78A&

>>9062467
I see you too.

>>9062566
This guy is YLYL material. I thought I was in for a mild chuckle, and I dun spit up half chewed chicken-bacon melt all over my monitor.

>>9062984
those last few seconds, wow

is this some fucking, cia thread to get people to laugh at alex jones and not take him seriously

>>9062467
(((nerds)))

(((rats)))

Who is Alex Jones?

>>9063123
this is a fucking?

>>9063155
He's kinda like Rush Limbaugh, but with more of an emphasis on conspiracy theories.

He's the kind of guy Dale Gribble from King of the Hill would've listened to.

>>9063123
>cia thread to get people to laugh at alex jones and not take him seriously
If all the CIA has to do is link videos of Alex Jones talking on air, then it's not realy their fault I don't take him seriously

There used to be a video on youtube called "Buy muh filters" but it's gone now. It was perfect. Even better than this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ

>>9062953
You too.
;o

I mostly lurk /pol and I see so many threads about Alex. I wish the videos had sound like they do here

>>9062631
oh man when that happened. i own a jimmy dore tshirt and i like alex jones.

it was like comic book characters meeting

>>9062853
Alex Jones is an anarchist you fuckwit.

You must mean you're an anarcho-communist, which isn't true anarchy. Sounds like you're a poseur faggot, no wonder your dad hates you

>>9062796
Do americans not have tomato sauce on their burgers?
>tfw just had a proper burger
>Lettuce, tomato, tomato sauce, beetroot, onions, bbq sauce and beef.
>seppos will never know that feel

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>>9063123
Well congratulations

>>9062920
Everything he's saying has already been validated dickweedle.
>Find the most retarded things they've said (in Jones case, it has to be more than usual), and just boost the fuck out of them.
>it has to be
Well guess what it isn't, all you'll find is short parodies of quotes taken out of context. When you actually listen to what he's saying his words are profoundly insightful, intelligent, and great at motivating people.

But speaking with conviction and passion is so retarded amirite guiz xD

>>9063155
Who is John Galt?

>>9063261
I personally don't think yelling at the top of your lungs after saying a sentence would be considered passionate. Not to mention, his website seems to be complete right wing click bait.

>>9063123
he is going overtime on exposing Hilary so it's most likely just CTR shills

>>9063310
>help mommy the big man is yelling things
jesus christ are you even out of diapers yet

>>9063175
This guy.
>>9063123
Seriously? Is that really the only logical conclusion? It can't possibly be that it's because we have listened to him, and what we've heard is absolute lunacy, right?
Please tell me you're just baiting.

>Alex Jones
>"Validated"

look at this man, and laugh at him

>>9063333
>$0.05 has been deposited into your account

>>9063261
Virtually nothing he has said has ever been validated except in the addled brains of conspiracy nutjobs.

>>9063348
>not listening to a lunatic moron who panders to the fringe of society makes one a shill

>>9063344
>predicted 9/11
>predicted Obama bringing racially charged civil unrest to the US
>predicted refugee crisis being used to import terrorists to our shores
>predicted brexit
>predicted electoral fraud in the democratic nomination process
>is now predicting a trump presidency, or mass electoral fraud preventing one
h-he's just a nutjob g-guys

>>9063363
>le i don't agree with them so that means they're on the fringe of society
infowars is now massively popular worldwide senpai
>>9063358
>any critical thinker is a conspiracy theorist
not an argument

>>9062481
I gotta say, while he is insane I kinda like the way his voice sounds. Has a lot of character to it.

>>9062984
Why do they need giant pedophile nuclear weapons, radioactive isotopes, brain eating injections, the ebola air fleet AND robot death squads? That seems like overkill.

>>9063387
He's an utter lying piece of shit looney and you're pond scum for even defending this mentally unstable fat sack of shit.

>>9063387
>>9063387

>lunatic moron who talks about chemtrails, FEMA camps, Obama working for Russia etc has made these incredibly accurate predictions

>"predicted" a terrorist attack based on a previous terrorist attack on the same building wow fucking nostradamus
>yeah racial tensions, which have been a thing since forever + his Obama hate: "Obama is totally going to race war guise"
>how the fuck is that a prediction you fucking idiot? that has happened since the concept of "immigration" has existed duh
>whoa you're telling me happened to "predict" one of two possible outcomes?? what a smart man
>yeah not like republitards didn't commit fraud in florida and where about to do the same in ohio until karl rove's hackers were hacked by the 4chan guy

>of course I will ignore the rest of his absolutely retarded conspiracies because 0.00001% of the times he totally "predicts" things what a smart man!

>>9063202
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
>i own a jimmy dore tshirt
kys faggot

>>9063422
>>9063429
you clearly have no idea how the world really works, and when some is LITERALLY spelling it out for you, your brains are too small to comprehend and you react with anger and disgust.
either that or literally CTR shills lmao too funny (i've noticed a lot that they come in twos often)

>he does it for 5 cents a piece
i know you get paid per reply too so take this as having a beer on me, if you're even old enough to drink that is :^)

>>9063501

>hurrr durrr CTR
>hurrr durrr shill

I know this is hard for your retarded /pol/ack brain to process, but bear with me champ: If your "job" is to blabber nutso conspiracies all day on a microphone to a population of low education people and geriatric fox new viewers, it's almost "guaranteed" that you some of your less-than-usual stupid theories will stick

The problem is

1) None of the Alex Jones' "predictions" are in any way insightful, unexpected or surprising. None of it. WTC as a target for terrorist has been a thing for years in works of fiction you fucking retard. OMG DEUS EX PREDICTED 9/11. The rests are not even predictions

2) You are conveniently ignoring the thousands of outrageous claims he does see >>9062984 throwing shit to a wall and being lucky enough that over the years you got 6 "predicitions" right would only count as "not a fucking nutjob idiot" to a trumptard like yourself .

He lost his shit and credibility. But the info wars brand has cleaned up a lot with the addition of new members like Paul J Watson and so on. Alex Jones has steered away from the conspiracy stuff, and has given up much of his spot light.

Infowars VS MSLSD

Alex Jones VS Rachel Maddow

Hedge your bets, gentleanons....

#CorrectTheRectum

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>>9063626
Is this SSJ Jones vs. Final Form Maddow?

>>9063187
I see this one all the time but does anyone have a webm with sound for me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaFXkNVVhC4

>>9063348
LOOL

>>9062631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJffH3cBROo

>>9062984
>my dad was in college forty-something years ago and they had CD-ROM and all the computer stuff you see now
??? that's just absolute bullshit.

>>9062566
thanks brah

>>9063403
he is the most succesful nutjob ever

>>9063542
The humble water filterman is a meme on /pol/. In fact the general reaction seems to be that people think his utter madness discredits actual important dealings in the world.

>>9063358
That's not true in the least.

>>9063323
People couldn't care less about whatever Hillary did at this point, I feel like it would be a lot worse for her if she wasn't dealing with the Benghazi fallout early in the election cycle.
Now people just want any new information that isn't about the person they're probably gonna vote for. (Not that Trump is any better, really)

>>9062451
kek

>>9062467
Too ktj so ftnu rn

>>9062566
Tiio fucking ktj do ftummmk

People perplexed at the visceral reaction from Mr. Jones regarding the scuttling of our nation over the past few decades really smacks of an emotional and instinctual "erectile dysfunction".

>>9063403
I wouldn't say he is insane. He just has a very very active imagination.

>>9063387
>obama bringing unrest
What does this have to do with Obama?
I never understand these criticisms. The president is not the sole contributor to anything, really.

>>9062531
Kill yourself weeaboo faggot

>>9062422
Alex jones is a silly fuck. But a lot of what he says has turned out to be 100% true.
Harvard classified Fluoride as a neurotoxin. Weather or not it is good for mouths is beside the point when it's literally ruining your brain.
writing things off because they're a "conspiracy theory" has got to be one of the most ignorant things people do

>>9063399
>infowars is now massively popular worldwide senpai
So are cocaine and suicide but neither of those are necessarily good for your health.
Why don't you go buy some more Male Vitality Pills(tm) from the infowars(tm) store so you can be as passionate and virile as Ol' Alpha Male Alex.

>>9063387
You realize how retarded that last one is right, I mean it's even more retarded than the rest of your retarded post.
You've set it up so no matter what, Alex Jones is right.
>hurr trump is either gonna be president or he's not
No fucking shit dumbass.

>>9063387
He believes literally every conspiracy theory and throws out his predictions left and right. I've watched his show for humor before. When you blabber off nonsense constantly and make all kinds of accusations and predictions it's impossible to not get a few right.

>>9063542
Don't associate this looney with /pol/ pls. We are racists not conspiracy nuts (for the most part).

>>9064533
Oh please, /pol/ is all about conspiracy. They'll claim everything is caused the SJW bogeyman nigger CTR jew cuck CEO shill who covered up benghazi to promote multicultural degeneracy on (((MSM))). It's tinfoil hattery at its most desperate and absurd.

>>9064669
wtf #ImWithHer now

>>9064682
Not to mention people can't seem to reply with anything that isn't a meme these days. What the fuck happened to this site? Did the userbase get younger? Was it even possible for it to get younger?

>>9064669
SJW's really are behind most social strife these days though. That's not a conspiracy, they don't even try to hide it. I agree they go overboard with the shills/ctr though.

> leftism being garbage is a conspiracy theory

Leftists destroy anything they touch.

>>9064695
Wtf I hate this site now

>>9064701
I don't disagree, but to really think they have much influence outside of Tumblr or pull the strings is ill informed, to say the least. I deal with SJWs daily and they don't control shit

>>9064721
Refugee crisis

BLM

>>9064726
If you really think either of those are products of, or exclusive to, SJWs then you're fucking blind and literally haven't been reading the news for the last say 40 years. Please explain to me how the refugee crisis was in anyway caused or exacerbated by SJWs.

You can chalk gamergate, Steven universe, annoying twitter hash tags, and that really mediocre vegan co-op bikeshare coffee shop that just opened up down the street, but that's about it bud.

>>9064669
Non of that is a conspiracy though, the only ones who say it is are those on their side trying to discredit the opposition

>>9064744
Flooding western countries with """""refugees""""" is the fault of leftists. Ultra-leftists and SJWs are the same thing

>>9062422

>>>/wsg/

That one time Tim Heidecker impersonated him lol

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>>9062481

>JUSTIN BIEBER!

Every fucking time

>>9064752
This. SJW isn't exclusive to Anita Sarkeesian and tumblr users. Most of our news media could be considered SJW's, and they often go out of their way to support people like Anita who speaks at the UN by the way.

>>9064752
What the fuck do you mean by this? What are these quotes supposed to signify? That they're, somehow, not actual refugees? I think you're delusional dude.
I'm really wondering: since when basic humanitarian aid became ultra-leftist (pro-tip: there are no "ultra-leftist" world leaders)

>>9064785
If you support brown turd world immigration in any capacity whatsoever you're an ultra leftist SJW.

>>9064785
t. Leftycuck

>>9064785
Sure have been a lot of terrorist attacks in Europe since the refugee crisis eh? What about the mass rape in Rotherham? Is it really humanitarian aid to flood your nation with intorant and dangerous savages?


http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.express.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2F697583%2FRotherham-abuse-scandal-child-grooming-gangs-industrial-scale-victims-CSE

>>9064802
>>9064799
Fuck you guys for making no effort whatsoever

>>9064821
Right, I don't actively make an effort to bring the hordes of Mordor into my country.

>>9063155
what is mitch jones?

>>9064825
I mean for speaking in memes and not actually trying to explain anything. Why do you even bother knowing about anything if you don't share what you've learned?

>>9062796
I keked hard at this. Thanks.

>>9062920
just like Hitler and the Na- oh wait

>>9064785
>wanting a bunch of ISIS supporting mudslimes infest your country like they already have Europe

>b-b-but m-muh women and children!

>>9064799
It's funny that it's genuinely impossible to differ trolls and bait from the real idiots who think this shit.

>>9063143
THE GOYIM KNOWS

>>9062853
lel u sound like a massive edge lord faggot

>>9064858
> I don't like being labeled an SJW >:|

>>9063403
his raspy voice it suites his character well

>>>9064805
>Even when it's pretty well established that ISIS forces these people into working for them?
To avoid any confusion, I'm talking about people who aren't able to flee here. We know that a pretty dang solid number of people who work for ISIS only do it because they own the job market in their areas, and noncompliance=blood for blood God. Even the religious thing is overhyped. There's a great clip out there of an ISIS fighter asking for support and a burial for his brother, and ISIS command says something like "you should feel proud that your brother died so valiantly and you should be ready for heaven to be with him", and the living brother just replies back, "that heaven... Is not what I want, is not for me, I just want my family"
It's pretty fucking telling, lads

There's also several forms of Jihad. The Sharia protests in Europe are no secret. They don't integrate into European culture, they segregate themselves into muslim communities despite countries like sweden and germany welcoming them with open arms. This is inevitably going to lead to a conflict either by culture or by actual civil war, as muslims drastically outbreed native populations.

good thread. full of hearty keks and sjws getting curbstomped

>>9063422
Y-you're baiting, right?

>>9064367
>Ignoring a large portion of his point
ok newfriend

Alex Jones is here to make Trump look good

>>9062481

What's up, buttmungus?

>>9064756

It's on Youtube.

>>9063403
I agree, he should do voice acting instead of this paranoid insanity.

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>All these virgin Trump thumpers in this thread.
Pathetic.

Let's make fun of Alex some more.

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>>9065556

>>9065551
Selling iodine and brain pills to Trump supporting retards, such as several basment cucks in this thread, is more profitable though.

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>>9065565

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>>9065567

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>>9065569
fin

>>9065565
>My planet needs me

>>9063219
It's called ketchup you waterlogged cunt, it's been ketchup literally since the moment it was invented by the Chinese.
>tfw an American company practically owns a monopoly on ketchup sold in English speaking countries around the world
>tfw German-American immigrants invented the hamburger
>tfw filthy imperialist islanders put beets on their imitation burgers

>>9062868
same

>>9062531
Boku no Pico

>>9063323
How does it feel knowing that Trump's campaign is literally falling to pieces and nearly every preliminary poll has him tagging significantly behind Hillary?

Remember folks, it's only voting fraud if the Clintons start winning something, everything else is fair game.

>>9062422
!report

>>9066353
>bringing up polls
those fucking autists on /pol/ have sprea

>>9063639
>slapchop
what

>>9062422
This guy is my favorite! Alex Jones!

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>>9063214
>Alex Jones is an anarchist (sic)

No. Just no. Media clown? Sincere nutjob? Sure, who cares, but not a leftist, never mind anarchist.

inb4 'anarcho-capitalist', 'right-wing anarchist', etc those are contradictions in terms
and closer to fascists. They want to be dominators, or have the capitalist economies
determine how humans should be treated. So bullshit, they are not not liberators. These are
all market worshipping phony 'rugged individualists' that don't want to have any social
responsibility and that want those at the top of an economic pyramid to be propped up by the poor.
Not anarchists.

>>9066382
>>9066353
spreadsheets* worth of evidence regarding the clear as fuck oversampling of minorities and democrats in such polls with CNN going as far as leaving the entire youth block out of them just after the RUSSIA BAD speech scared all the old people

>>9062761
Same

>>9066410
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that's true, especially since the DNC email leak, but could you link me to it?

I assume they also cross referenced with polls showing Trump taking the lead within the same time period, yes? Did they also bother looking at non-partisan organizations or were they just targeting obviously biased organizations such as CNN?

>>9066402
>inb4 'anarcho-capitalist', 'right-wing anarchist', etc those are contradictions in terms
>and closer to fascists.
So someone who doesn't even want there to be a fucking state is actually a fascist who wants the state to control everything? Wow really made me think. Anarcho communism is a fucking contradiction you fake pseudo intellectual Marxist fuck. Anarchy is a free as you can get but with anarcho communism youre told what to do by a "community organiser" you don't have self determination.
>Anarcho capitalism is facism.
Litterally only something that could be said be the most unskilled lowlife neet Bernie supporter on the planet. Removeven yourself from the gene pool watch more trap porn and talk more about how some 40 year old nigger who has 8 kids all with different fathers and works at McDonalds is that way because of the fact that markets exist and """greed"""' not because she was a degenerate who made shit descions and got their on her own.
>the capitalist economies determine how humans should be treated
No its your own fucking work and self work that determines what you get. Ifor you had any real life skill you'd know that. Marx never even had a fucking job. Go phone band for Bernie more dispite him already loosing and then blame bill Gates for being the reason you can't just sit around and smoke weed all day. And da ebil cabitalist marqets dont let you do that do they????

>>9064825
>hordes of Mordor

actually laffed/10

>>9062481
i like this

>>9065556
holy FUCK
this guy is a charlatan or mentally ill
he's like Creflo Dollar plus David Icke
he's a parody of himself
what the fuck

>>9066668
His hyperbole is ridiculous but globalism sucks

>>9062531
lmao get a load of this dweeb

>>9062481
ALEX ALEX JONES :D

Yes the pharmaceutical companies do some fucked up things. That said, this guy needs some serious anti-psychotic meds.

Alex Jones, the first guy who would side with the 'globalist cabal' the moment he could get a job with them; fact of the matter is, his disinformation campaign is doing their job for them, probably intentionally. Isn't this the same loser who told Donald Trump that he was like the second coming of George Washington or some shit, and described himself as a nationalist? Anti statist anarchist my ass, no, he's just a useful shill for the powerful, giving people 'secret knowledge' to make them feel better, when in reality he's just deluding them with contradictory truisms and a whole lot of conspiracy theory's; he won't be missed.

>>9064785
I appreciate you but pick your battles bro

The denizens of this cesspool are not worth reasoning with

>>9063187
Seconding webm with sound, or at least video source.

>>9062422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZaYIfChuWM

>>9064290
>Spewing the exact incorrect bullshit Alex does

>You shouldn't write things off as conspiracy guize geez

>>9062422
he believes grape juice boxes turn kids gay too

>>9063261
Do you also believe you should take a body cleanse every 6 months to rid yourself of toxic parasites?

When will the societal collapse he's been talking about for the last ten years come already?

>mfw he goes on about flouride in the water kek

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>>9063261
>made a serious claim that the first lady is a man
>thinks net neutrality means total government control of the internet
>has been raving about the government putting everyone in "fema camps" for well over a decade now
>thinks fluoride renders your teeth traceable via satellite
>thinks Donald trump is gonna save the world
>thinks video games create "artificial sociopaths"
>everything he's saying has already been validated

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anymore like this?

>>9065565
Where is this from?

>>9064155
Are you ok, anon?

>>9062422
People laugh at the guy and they should, but, this is true. Atrazine castrates turns male frogs female at exposure levels less than what's in our own drinking water, with some even trying to mate with males.

>>9062566
What's the song called, guys? I know it's from Dragonball, duh..

The thing about AJ that interests me is that I don't think he's actually racist at all. Sure he hates Islam and all, but it's not especially ethnic or race based, it's pure ideological hatred for him. He's a lot more likeable than /pol/ for sure, even if he's crazier

epic thrad

ya'll niggas need to research the bohemian grove.

>>9063330
What? I don't even understand how that's supposed to attack me. He doesn't even yell things, it just sounds like concentrated autism.

>>9062853
>eric andre crashing one of his rallies
>one of the funniest things you've ever seen

jesus christ you sound easy to please. do you think the daily show is still funny too?

>>9065567
Holy shit this clip alone has multiple parts worthy of a soundboard

>>9067296
I was drunk as shit last night. My bad.

>>9063387
>
He's a FUCKIN genius isn't he. Either Trump wins or there's voter fraud because the majority of America couldn't not vote for a racist. Either way you idiots in your echo-chamber will believe he predicted it whatever the outcome because he covers all of the outcomes.

>>9065551
Are there any specific characters you could see him playing?

Alex has mental problems. Everyone knows this.

Is the the same guy who yelled "I LOVE YOU DOG" and scared the fuck out of a chihuahua?

>>9063387
>predicted 9/11
so did everyone who thought it was a bad idea to allow someone to bring a knife onto a plane
>predicted Obama bringing racially charged civil unrest to the US
has the US ever had a period without racially charged civil unrest?
>predicted refugee crisis being used to import terrorists to our shores
there has been no documented case of a refugee committing a terrorist attack in America since the crisis in Syria
>predicted brexit
oh shit 50/50 odds, I'm taking this man with me the next time I go to vegas
>predicted electoral fraud in the democratic nomination process
what national level election has ever not had shady doings
>is now predicting a trump presidency, or mass electoral fraud preventing one
you mean the guy who's lagging by double digits in the polls?

>>9068715
Nah that's Penn

>>9067424
Vegeta super saiyan theme

>>9068765
Dammit. Still love that one though.

ITT Attacking the messenger when unable to dispute the well documented facts.

Pro Tip: Alex Jones has the documents

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>>9068883

>>9067894
It sounds like that because thats what it is.

>>9063387
If you put a pound on every fucking horse one of them is bound to win.

To all the cucks in here pointing to and ridiculing all of Alex Jones' personal flaws and appearance, if you had taken the time to listen to his show you would realize that he himself points all of these well known flaws out to his audience live on air.

He knows all to well his human weaknesses and personal shortcomings and says as much.

Nothing said here ITT about him has not been said by him on air on his show.

What the most frightening thing is, in the end, is that through all the craziness, he is right.

He is right, not perfect, and he says as much. You'd know that if you took the time to listen rather than laugh and giggle at looping .gif and webm files.

>>9065569
>high-fructose corn syrup

Does he think its used to make people into robots or does he actually care about obesity?

>>9069060
i am truly scared of obama's gay frog army

thank you anon for showing me the truth

>>9062853
>anarchist
Post discarded

>>9062854
>>9062854
>>9062836
>>9062836

PUssies

>>9069060
hes also batshit insane

>>9062984
>CONTEXT
>you don't have any
or credibility

>>9064622
alex jones is a dick and admired by dumb asses like you nothing he does is right its insane and funny.

>>9062984
he's not exaggerating about the robots. they just used one to blow that guy up who was killing cops

>>9066668
>he's like Creflo Dollar plus David Icke
>he's a parody of himself

Underrated observation. Accurate assessment and funny as fuck, well done :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ

>>9066606
>So someone who doesn't even want there to be a fucking state is actually a fascist who wants the state (I said market, but whatevs) to control everything?

Yeah, closer to fascists. As "pure capitalist" (ugh) corporatists, they want the market to decide how resources and labor are allocated, distributed and organized. Read up >you fake pseudo intellectual, lol.

>Marxist fuck..blah blah the most unskilled lowlife neet Bernie supporter blah etc...
>watch more trap porn

Not a Marxist, nor a neet Bernie supporter but nice try though.:) I like my ladies with long legs and naturally developed vaginas, but since we're trading insults..pffff...whatevs.

>anarcho communism youre told what to do by a "community organiser" you don't have self determination.

That's hilarious! You've no clue how any of that works, eh? But Alex illuminates it all for you, I guess.

>blah... she was a degenerate who made shit descions ....blah, blah...No its your own fucking work and self work that determines what you get, lulz

I bet you are that naïve. Must be a Trump supporter, great anarchist tendencies. Right, there aren't determining factors in any of our lives that direct our decisions, only billions of "dumb" people acting "badly" because they want to, great observation, chief.

> 40 year old nigger
Yet again....now, pretend to understand.
This is your go-to stereotype of a person to be blamed for the difficulty of their lives, because it's as easy and self-evident as you saying it. Only, you basically denigrate yourself and expose your own intellectual shortcomings every time you default to that shit. I know, you're a proud racist, mkay.

1) >you can't just sit around and smoke weed all day.
2)>And da ebil cabitalist marqets dont let you do that do they????

1)Never touch the stuff,
2)but finally something we can agree on :)

I wonder what meds you're forgetting to take . This vapid bullshit really makes you sound like a totally retarded cunt, haha!

We need gifs of Cenk losing his shit when Alex Jones came up to TYT at the RNC.

>>9062818
fat nerd detected.

>>9067357
Changeing from male to female does not make gay frogs, it makes a female frog.
Frogs can change sex naturally, happens all the time when a population need to compensate. Atrazine just fuckes with that process.

Which is one od the reasons, "big bad globalist EU" banned that stuff in 04, because it affected the enviroment, so saying globalist governments intentionally poision the water to turn people gay makes literally no sense.

>>9063261
>>9063123
>>9063387
>>9063399
>>9063501

Jesus CHRIST the dumb shit in this thread.

Correction:
Alex Jones is a charlatan who spent the 90s telling everyone the millenium bug was coming to wipe us all out. When that didn't happen he was about to be permanently ignored forever and then 9/11 happened and this obvious fucking con artist jumped on that conspiracy bandwagon and thousands of dumbfuck bumpkin americans believed him.

He said Obama was going to put everyone in FEMA camps, every day of his fucking presidency. Never happens - do we get an apology or walkback? No, he just ramps the shit up and as has been said, sets up so that if Trump wins or loses, he gets to carry on spouting his horseshit and fucking braindead cunts like the ones I'm replying to will carry on buying his waterfilters and making him the multimillionaire he is today.

Fuck you idiot cultists, you're scum that deserve to have all your money taken.

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>>9066353
>mfw shills are on a porn gif board

>>9071092
>this is what Trump supporters actually believe

>>9063501
I like how you only reply to the comments that are obviously just an exasperated retort to your madness, and ignore the half-dozen intelligent, well made refutations.

>>9069581
He's funny, you autist. Chunk had it coming.

>>9065565
Jones is several levels beyond trump. Although you arent wrong

>>9065556
Rww is worse than infowars. Its sad really.

Do you have you're water filter if you don't get it here

Cans.wav, or radio graffiti anyone? He must be constantly setting up that tower of empty soda cans so he can knock them over every time something makes him mad, lol.

>>9063387
Stuttering is not cute, timidness is a genetic inferiority

>>9063387
So he's predicting that one of the only two possibilities will happen. Well stop the presses we got the reincarnation of nostradamus on our hands

>>9065551
None of you guys actually get it, do you. His entire character is an act. Who trolls the trolls? Alex Jones does. The most successful trolls will play stupid, you will actually believe they are a moron. Connecting the dots yet? It's all a publicity stunt that turned into an unexpected career for him

>>9063639
WTF IS THIS

>>9063387
>predicted 9/11
No
>predicted Obama bringing racially charged civil unrest to the US
No, the sheer fact USA still has to think the colour of its President is important shows that race is a fucking problem.
>predicted refugee crisis being used to import terrorists to our shores
This isnt a new feature of mass exodus and then influx of people from a warzone.
>predicted brexit
No
>predicted electoral fraud in the democratic nomination process
Gtfo, please list the mass fraud that has swayed an election, or even come close.
>is now predicting a trump presidency, or mass electoral fraud preventing one
This is not the only option, you are less American than those you speak up against, you dont even believe in the system that makes the USA the USA.

>They think Bill Hicks died
>They don't know he just faked his death and reinvented himself under the name Alex Jones
>Didn't even get facial reconstruction surgery
>Didn't change any of his mannerisms

>>9071437
this was a hard fap, but an important one

>>9071980
OMG you made me laughed so hard Anon

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>>9071918
This post right here. This demonstrates why Alex Jones / Infowars is a bad thing.

When you blindly report every fucking conspiracy theory and spin everything to fit them, you are doing more harm than good because everyone will write off EVERYTHING since most of it is total garbage.

They've been right about some things and I'm sure they'll continue to get things right, if for no other reason than purely by accident, but it will never make a difference. The world is not going to "wake up" and make InfoWars their new CNN or FOX because they're more biased towards conspiracy shit than CNN is left or FOX is right.

>>9065565
thats a good fucking file name

>>9062853
Sounds like your family is pretty fuckin stupid

>>9069893
>:) I like my ladies with long legs and naturally developed vaginas
found the virgin guys

>>9065569
>right wingers only kill a few dozen a year
>same argument could be made about Terrorist muslims
Whoa nice double standards there Right wingers.

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Trump 2016 you limp wristed commie cuck faggots.
>Webm related it's this thread

>>9063625
great Dalborga! An icon of brasilian TV

>>9072548
>Webm related it's this (((thread)))
Fixed it

>all of these people abusing Mr. Jones
He's only a humble water filter salesman, leave him alone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynSsh22XCxE

>>9062531
Refer to >>9062467

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>>9071980
>important one
laughed so hard

>>9063123
haha true

Really nice thread (((OP))) you globalist swine.

>>9064050
>>9066353
0.5¢ has been put into your account. Thank you for correcting the record!

>>9062467
too much kek I see you

>>9064044
Although your dubs are admirable, yes, it is. He's a certifiable whackjob.

>>9062984
never exaggerates.
shots that eat our brains the hell.

>>9064622
That is an awesome trolling

>>9065565
lol wtf ? cocaine much ?

>>9062467
>Alex Jones actually being right
There is literally nothing worse than that guy who was bullied in high school and now has authority but sees his bullies in anyone who isn't a freak like him.

>>9062481
>This captures what /pol/ is perfectly
Fucking hilarious? I need to start going there.

>>9066402
Actually, Libertarianism in general can only be centrist or right-wing. Left-Libertarianism isn't real. You need a coercive state in order to enforce a classless society, to say nothing of a society without property.

>>9062853
Maybe you should kill yourself you communist faggot?

>>9063155
the greatest man to ever live

>>9066353
>literally evidence about the spin putting Hillary 4 points in the lead
>more about intentionally putting her 8 point ahead in a false bump
>reuters even admitted to changing how they polled
.05 shekels have been deposited in (((your))) account

>>9072843
LOLOL you got to be kidding right? right?

>>9067424
It's vegeta's final flash theme.

>>9062467
>All the nerds being butthurt
He's not wrong

>>9062853
>AnarchoSocialist
Fucking kill yourself you red scum, I hope you have siblings because I'd feel real bad for your father if all he had for progeny was a lazy sack of shit like you

>>9066456
i'll dump, Gallup research puts Dems and Reps about even at ~27% each (give or take one or two points), with nearly 42% of Americans being Independent. (With Independents leaning Trump, then Johnson, then Stein in terms of % of support Compare this to the Polling numbers Reuters has used D: 42% R: 33% I: 18%. (the people who admitted to changing polling methods to give Hillary 2 more points).

>>9073044
Keep on unskewing, victory is sweeter with a full glass of Republican tears.

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>>9073044
Forgot it had to be gif

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>>9073058
Not a Republican, I was a Democrat that supported Obama in '08. So try that shit again. Polls skewed towards Romney last election and showed him solidly winning, as well as the EU referendum.

>>9065556
lol oh god they keep getting better

>>9066353
Thank you for correcting the record

Btw I saved, hope you don't get your five cents

>>9062467
turbo kek

>>9073096

Just keep unskewing the polls. We'll see how good you are in November.

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>>9066402
>Anarchocommunist teenager living in parent's basement tells new Alex Jones is bad

WTF I hate Alex Jones now!

>Kill yourself lol

>>9073135
not who you replied to.
But are american polls more accurate or something

Im from uk and after the last 3 big polls (general election, scotish ref and european ref) were wrong I can't take polls that seriously just seems it's telling people (who pay them) what they want to hear.

If you have any insight into if/how american polling is different that would be cool to read

>>9066924
Wow family you woke at damm nigga dat sum real woke shit damm I #feelthejohnson now woke at shit

>>9068485
Wow what Trump is a racist i totally did not know that

WTF I hate Trump now

Now I'm #mentallyhill

>>9062531
Cory in the House

>>9073058
http://dailycaller.com/2016/07/31/in-poll-after-poll-trump-leads-clinton-among-independent-voters/
Trump leads Clinton among that 42% of Americans, with her falling behind every single time, you add in Johnson to the mix and she falls 18 points more among Independents, add Stein she falls even lower. YouGov did a poll and found that 49% of Bernie voters (that's around 1/4th to 1/5th of the Democratic pary) wont vote for Hillary.
Ontop of that the Republican primary showed that 2 million more Republicans turned out. So the Democratic part is split, the Independents aren't voting for Hillary, and they're statistically tied in terms of Population. So my question is; who the fuck is voting for her, and why the fuck are polls polling like this >>9073065

>>9073189
Like I said, all this unskewing will only sweeten the victory.

>>9073206
>All these facts and logical sceptisism trigger me
K

>>9071437
I'm pretty sure he was vaccinated as a kid.

>>9073232

You don't really know what "triggering" means, do you?

>>9073250
Well why don't you go back to >>>/tumblr/ and find out for me!

>>9073261

>triggered
>tumblr

I think it's you who has to go to tumblr, BuzzwordAnon.

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oc shit

>>9073232
Unskewing the polls worked really well last presidential election, I know

>>9062422
Is this the angry retards fetish thread

>>9073336
Except that Romney was predicted to win by the polls, so yeah it actually would've.

>>9073275
I offered data and logical reasoning and you threw it up. So no, piss off niggerfaggot.

>>9073429

Keep telling yourself that, bitch.

>>9073421
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationwide_opinion_polling_for_the_United_States_presidential_election,_2012

Dunno, doesn't look like it.

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>>9073434
Refer to
>>9073189
>>9073096
And then pic related

i just want trump to lose so 4chan can drop this fucking tinfoil hat bullshit. I'm so tired of seeing "SJW", "cuck", and "shill" in every thread

Can you faggots just post more Alex Jones and stop arguing on an anonymous image board? Please?

>>9066998
gaaaaay

>>9073451
I honest to god don't understand your post. What do you want me to do?

>>9063123
>>9063261
>>9063387
>>9063399
>>9063501
>>9064701
>>9064752
>>9064799
>>9064825
>>9068485
>>9068883
>>9069060

bait


>>9073135
literally the only reason republicans exist anymore is because of gerrymandering and that's the truth.

>>9072831
his either high on brain force or forgot to change his water filter.

>>9072515
Except that muzzies are unclean people

>>9064222
Guts over brains! Fuck yeah!
Let's not use our intellect, but rather our instincts that tell us to run and hide at every little piece of shit instead of actually thinking about it!

>>9073096
I don't know where the fuck you got your poll data from back in 2012, but every single poll I saw, from September of that year onward, showed Obama winning handily. Which he did. .

>>9072843
Bully detected (Read: Brain dead)

>>9065565
I like how he was thinking and motioning to take his pants off as well. But decided against it.

>>9071265
Nah, they don't spout literal lies and loony conspiracy theories about magic machine satan and shit in order to sell snake oil.

Do they even have pundits btw? Isn't the entire point of RWW just to report on what some of the retarded right wingers are up to?

So I have a really good question to ask you all. Why are some of the lead conspiracy is about the government taking all the guns away from the US? I only ask this is because the NRA is so deep in our american political system and they heavily donate(bribe) candidates to be pro gun. So wouldn't the conspiracy be a fallacy?

>>9062566
This made my day. Great post anon

>>9068746
The (((polls)))

>>9063387
>>is now predicting a trump presidency, or mass electoral fraud preventing one
>hurr durr trump is either going to win or not win! im liek so smart lol xD

>>9072515
lol too bad theyve already done in 100+ this year. 4 months to go...

Wait there are people who believe Alex Jones is not just a character?

>>9062422
Oh wait this is actually real
http://www.care2.com/greenliving/what-do-gay-frogs-tell-us-about-our-water-and-ourselves.html

I thought it was just crackpot conspiracy stuff what the heck.

>>9062422
how much did hillary pay you to make these threads?

>>9067166
>thinks video games create "artificial sociopaths"

To be fair, they kinda do. I mean, look where the fuck we are and what kind of people we are. I don't know if sociopath is the right word, but they certainly desensitize you to all sorts of shit. No, I don't mean they're going to make you go out and shoot shit up, but I do think it's possible they have negative social implications.

>>9073766
Yep, you literally just figured out the NRA. They found out that they can basically run elections in conservative areas, because they know that their electorate will consistently and ruthlessly vote against any piece of legislation that even hints at limiting or taxing guns-- and even if it doesn't, it's pretty easy to convince people that it does. The gun movement in the US is the biggest and most effective scam there is. I don't even want to ban guns, but the NRA are thugs and their followers are fuckin drones.

>>9062813
He's a cuckservative. Even the right side hates him.

>>9074385
>cuckservative
This has been everywhere for the past year or so, what the fuck does it mean? What's up with everyone's cuck infatuation recently?

>>9074388
Cuckservative just means" you're conservative and I don't like you. "

>>9074369

Everyone is a pawn in some fashion. I'm sure plenty of people view you as a tool, and you likely are for some cause that you were duped into believing or supporting. I think your mentality that THEY'RE the drones/sheep/whatever when you could just as easily argue that anti-gun advocates are sheep for believing scare tactics is pretty unfair.

>>9073766

>Why are some of the lead conspiracy is about the government taking all the guns away from the US?

Because there have been many instances of tyrannical governments attempting to disarm the populace to tighten their grip or just before enacting oppressive laws, and believe it or not America is not some magical land exempt from this. The entire intent behind the 2nd amendment is that governments eventually coming to oppress the people they are meant to serve is inevitable, and it is necessary for a populace to be able to resist and overthrow them. That remains very relevant even today(inb4 government has tanks so we must surrender arguments)

I think we've been such a peaceful country for so long that many people have gotten lazy and complacent and think that that kind of thing could never happen in the US or more advanced countries, and it absolutely can and does.

I'm not arguing that this kind of destructive oppressive government is right around the corner, just explaining why the conspiracy theory is quite strong. It has quite a precedent.

>>9074388

Cuckservative is supposed to be a conservative that engages in liberal apologetics. But the previous responder is correct in that, like many words, it has essentially become a meaningless slur for a conservative engaging in opinions that displease other conservatives(whether they're liberal opinions or not).

>>9074407
I'm not denying that other people aren't pawns. But the NRA's success and the dedication of their user base is unparalleled dude. I said most effective, not only.

>>9074420
>liberal apologetics
Can you expand on this? I assume that effectively means adapting to liberal social policy like gay rights and the like, but what topics do most "cuckservatives" tend to get blasted on?

>>9074434
>what topics do most "cuckservatives" tend to get blasted on?
not sucking trump's cock

>>9074321
>>9062422
The same thing happens to fish when you improperly dispose of birth control pills. The thing is, smaller animals like fish and frogs are easily effected by trace amounts of these chemicals. It would take consistent exposure to a much larger concentration to have any effect on us.

>>9074434

For example, a conservative that defends a progressive tax as being a necessary evil or a conservative that thinks that gay marriage isn't really an issue/that personal liberty trumps personal distaste(which would be the stance among more libertarian conservatives).

It's not really any one thing and like the other poster said, it's a term that has lost most of its meaning at this point. The turning point was probably around Trump's nomination process where his opponents and opponent's supporters were heavily referred to as cuckservatives, and now it's more or less interchangeable with just "cuck".

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>>9063399
>infowars is now massively popular worldwide
>implying that's a good thing

>>9074162
Not in America, dumb ass.

>>9062422
>>9062566
Holy shit it's been 2 days and I cannot stop laughing at these two webms

>>9074462
So are you telling me I could actually make my hot neighbor gay if I just spiked his water with enough atrazine for long enough?

How much do I need? How long am I gonna have to wait to start making advances?

>>9074338
Except most of the psycho-social violence problems we're seeing predate vidya by a decade or more.

>>9062481
This might validate every second I've spent on /gif/

>>9062566
You are a scholar, a gentleman, and a god amongst men. Ty.

>>9073570

>Calls me "bait"

But Anon, I've listened to Alex Jones every week for years since watching Loose Change: FInal Cut in 2002 and seeing a random comment, "Who is Alex Jones?". Started out for laughs, "that guy's off his rocker".

>MFW when the consistency of the topics Alex Jones speaks about years ago that sounded completely insane at the time are now on the news daily.

>MFW I have no face, as I are annonomoose.

The answer to 1984 is 1776

>>9075121
Based anon

>>9075016
Possibly. But it would require large, regular doses, and it would also have to be administered an early stage of development like adolescence. And even then, it might not even work.

>>9075121
Disasters are over-reported. Today is the safest the world has ever been and it keeps on getting safer.

The world hasn't just started being crazy. Remember when the US had a movie star elected president? Or when nuclear weapons were used? Or when Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves?

Shit's always been crazy; you've just grown up enough to start realizing it, and you think it wasn't happening before you were born or in childhood because you didn't notice it then.

I know you're being facetious, though.

>>9072502
>found the virgin guys
>>9072502
sed the faggit. don touch me faggit.

>>9072864
>to say nothing of a society
>without property.
>yes, he said "without property."

Yer unnerstanin of praperty is skewed, muh man. Everbody needs something and we gonna pro-vide plenty becuz we wan an' need to.

>You need a coercive state in order to enforce a classless society,

Wut a buncha horgwarsh. I want you to find me one A-mericun thet'll kow-tow to anyun else iffen they don't got to. Fucken ballshit!

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>>9073160
>>Anarchocommunist
badge of honor, so fuck you haha!

>teenager living in parent's basement
I wish! Easy street, wha? Bring me a tea, mummy!

>tells new Alex Jones is bad
And an insufferable prick. We hold these truths to be self-evident, m8

>>Kill yourself lol
Lol yourself killer XD

>>9072951

Those close ups of his mouth when he growls gets me everytime.

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>>9071980
Kek

>>9071954
>I'lll pose as a Right leaning conspiracy nut who puts marbles up his ass
No. If anything (((they))) """"killed"""" Hicks and are using his shell as an ironic cash cow. Hicks was easily taller and aside from his chubby face, the physique is different. Their only public connection today is Joe Rogen and Maynard James Keenan.