squirt thread???

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>>9061849
The original and still the best

Holy shit, about time. Can we keep this thread alive as long as possible? Also can I request webm (with sound prefered) of some squirting while being fucked or eaten out by a dude? Fingerfucking works too I guess, but anything MF works and not just solo stuff. Thanks.

>>9061864
What the fuck is in her ass?

>>9063459
Looks like a skintag. Not everyone is flawless some people have skintags on their butthole. I'm sure if you ever looked at your butthole you'd be horribly surprised.

>>9061849

>>9061857
Her voice ruins any chance of erection for me

Anyone have anymore? It's been a while since I've seen a good squirting thread.

>>9061857
sauce?

>>9063439
holy shit

guys
I have been using the spiderman hand technique on a girl and even though I can make her squirt, it takes a FUCKTON of effort. I have to use way too much strength and do it for a long time before she squirts a little bit. I can't keep up. she loves it and she said she didn't even know she could do it, but I want to make her squirt more with less effort

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Greatest squirt ever

>>9064259

>>9063450
damn

>>9064280
Wow, what is the name of that fine whore and do you happen to have sauce on that?
I'm diamonds

>>9064280
>▶
sauce, please

>>9064568
>>9064630
>>9064280

Amy Brooke

>>9064280
was good but then I looked at her asshole

>>9064259
Hitachi magic wand. Will save your fingers. Works fast and gloriously

>>9061857
I downloaded this clip on Kazaa around 2002. I must have beat off to this at least 50 times because it took all day to download a new 30 second clip and my library was really small.

>>9065406
>2002
Shit its really been that long? I'm still a virgin today.

>>9063459
Worms.

Looking for an amateur squirting vid I saw a few years back now, had Sex & Candy playing in the back ground, looked like a laptop recording on a bed i think from memory, any help would be sweet

>>9063459
>>9065447
>>9063462
dingleberry

>>9064228
Alisha Klass

>>9063439
Sauce please

Any more?

>>9065719
SOURCE

>>9067499
Holy shit

>>9062202
>pissing on ur dick
disgusting

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time fore some REAL squirt, even if i really like what you are posting, most of it isn't real (Captain Obvious got nothing on me!), so for those who just love knowing they are watching the real thing...

That sound, hearing it and knowing you are about to witness the hottest thing possible... Just hearing it makes me go diamond

>>9065706
sauce please

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>>9062202
>still the best.

I wholly agree Sir!

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>>9067610

>>9067499
Sourcee

>>9061849
you mean pee thread ?

>>9068615
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, you are so fucking late, YOU'RE FIRED

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>>9068615
WELP.
THAT'S IT. THE THREAD'S OVER NOW.
YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND BUGGER IT UP.

>>9067610
SAUCE NOW

>>9068726
This very board, sorry

>>9068615
I find it to be a mix of gruel from the vagina being pumped out by orgasm waves and this stuff from the urethra although if you drink water recently it's mixed with pee (that's why it's usually a small volume like this). I'm a girl, and it's really curious, I was skeptical at first but it is deffintly not [mostly] pee. Theres some creamy ones on here What I more often see is fake orgasms with no pulsing or anything, in general so solo stuff is usually better.

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anyone have the video for this?

>>9061849
You know how when lightning strikes you don't hear it for a few seconds? Thats literally what this reminded me of. Hilarious.

why dont people just be honest and say "pissing"

>>9068800
shhh let the virgins believe all squirting is like when porn stars piss on themselves

>>9068615
>>9070199
OP did include piss.
"orgasmic piss thread"

>>9065714
sauce

>>9068283
>>9067610

holy shit ... Creamy Cunts right there

>>9061853
Thats a good trak there

>>9061866
sauzzzeee???

>>9070670
one of my favorites

http://xhamster.com/movies/2449067/girl_cum_in_cam_with_a_fucking.html

>>9068283
>Someone knocking on the door at the end
I'm dying

>>9064280
JESUS
CHRISTO

>>9067852
Cytheria the squirt Queen

>>9064280
Is she about to take a shit too? fuck that ruined it so hard for me

>>9064280
WHY DID HE ZOOM OUT THAT FUCKER

Where is the one of that blue haired glasses camwhore with the hitachi? She squirts loads. She always gets them taken down with DMCA and shit

>>9074626
http://www.gotporn.com/punk-webcam-girl-has-longest-squirting-orgasm-ever/video-4200349

>>9070290
see
>>9072155

>>9074642
you the real mvp

>>9068615

read the thread name you fucking mongoloid

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OP HERE!
side topic...anyone here dating/married to/fucking/used to fuck a squirter. please tell us your stories.

I dated a squirter for a year in the early 2000s. Great times. She had a hyper sensitive g-spot and was very easy to bring to orgasm (vaginaly and analy).
Despite being with 30ish women since then, I hadn't met a squirter since....until I made my current lady squirt after trying for 3 years, She's not as easy to bring to that kind of orgasm as the previous partner, but she is getting there.

Wish she was more in to being taped. :-)

>>9067922
I thought they taught girls in health class to use the HANDLE of the hair brush, wtf

>>9075563
that's literally piss

>>9068615
Quick anatomy lesson since it seems like there is some confusion: most of what is in this thread is STRAIGHT UP PISS.
What we could actually consider female "ejaculate" comes from two primary places; the Skene's glands and Bartholin's glands which are responsible for mucus secretions to aid in lubrication and sperm motility during intercourse. There IS a correlation between arousal and hyper-secretions from these glands, so the idea of a girl "squirting" is legit. This thread you see two distinct types of "squirting"; the kind that just flows out and typically has a slightly milky appearance or more tacky, mucosal texture, and the kind that comes SPRAYING out of the urethra. Now, the Skene's glands are located just deep of the urethral opening, so secretions from these glands WILL appear to come from from the urethra, but given the size and nature of these glands, it would be more of a steady flow of "juices" (think salivary glands when your mouth is really watering), as apposed to the eruption of built up fluid ie. piss from a bladder. Also, both men and women CAN experience an intense urge to urinate during extreme stimulation, which WILL result in some urination. We just typically don't see this in men because the smooth muscle at the floor of the bladder of men constricts when they are nearing ejaculation to prevent the backflow of sperm into the bladder (this would cause an immune response because the sperm would be identified as foreign bodies and you would end up with something very similar to a UTI). Women have no need for this mechanism and are therefore much more likely to actually urinate during this hyper-stimulation. Also, if you've ever tasted this explosive type of female "ejaculate" and thought it definitely can't be piss because of the unique taste, think again. As I said, the Skene's glands located just inside the urethral opening are also going to be contributing to what's spraying out, altering pH, consistency, etc.,still 90% piss....

>>9072654
>likes piss
>cant handle a prolapse
underage boi

>>9075878
someone has to enlighten all the kids

thanks anon

>>9063447
Sauce

>>9061849
There's no such thing

>>9076029
>>9076042
source god

>>9075910
I may have spoken too soon, I mean if it's just prolapse whatever, but fuck no I don't wanna see shit
Anyway my mistake I guess I couldn't really tell what was happening. What's leaking from her ass though

>>9075643
My wife also squirts, but very seldom. She is rather bashful about it but to me it's hot as fuck. She only started doing it after I got her an Hitachi MW. I was away and she sent me a pic of a mess she made on the couch. She didn't know what had happened, I had to school her when I got back. Been trying to convince her it is normal, but she always seems to shy away from it. She herself was convinced it was pee until I told her to completely empty her bladder before sex if she is worried about peeing. It has happened while we fuck, but only a couple of times and never the same volume as with that Hitachi. With that thing she doesn't even see it coming. I've kind of tried measuring it without success, but recon the larger ones are around the 100ml mark...maybe 150ml.

>>9070844
That's not someone knocking on the door...it's the sound of her hand slapping her pussy.

>>9068473

http://fapsrc.com/pKTdi

The other day I was making sweet love to my girlfriend. She usually doesn't squirt, but I was holding her legs up and together in missionary position. It gets really tight like that and next thing I know she got her eyes rolling back in her head as she's orgasming and then I feel all of this liquid warmth all over my dick and on my leg. She squirted all over and even though we had to avoid that part of the bed and then wash the sheets, it was worth it because it felt so good. Really the warmth was the best part.

>>9077131
>What's leaking from her ass though

Lube

>>9069007
EX DEE holy shit I was thinking the same lol

>>9074626
Anyone have the one with sound?

>>9061871
more like this!!

yeah its piss! so fucking what!!!!!
If you believe for one fucking second that it is in any way a voluntary response you are a clown/virgin/joke/idiot/etc.

If you've been with a "squirter", you already know all this shit and you don't fucking care.

If you haven't, then politely
FUCK OFF

>>9077629
this girl reminds me so much of one of my teen crushes, i only seen 2 videos of her, do anyone know more?

>>9075910
OMG HOW DARE YOU LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS

yea i like when liquid squirt from a girl pussy but i dont wanna look at her asshole looking like a fucking war wound

>>9077732
this experience is all i want in life

>>9061853
song name?

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>>9074626
Sound version, although the quality seems worse

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>>9084047
I also got this one, where she shows her true power

>>9084055
Sauce?

>>9084055
She just holds the piss in and then turns towards the camera with her foot

this is hilarious

>>9084289
still is sexy as fuck

>>9063439
Oh my god!
Sauce please

>>9084055
this desperately needs sound

>>9084289
Dude, the vaginal and anal contractions pretty much reveal it's an actual orgasm.

really?
if this grosses you out
you've never had a bar slut soak your sheets
just cackle and keep on fuckin

>>9065719
Savannah Fox

>>9084055
i like that one that she toys her ass while she spray that shit, anyone got that one?

>>9084289
Unless her bladder was nearly bursting I dont see how this is her peeing. The contractions pretty much say this is an orgasm. Hell, depending on mood and what not my wife can get a couple squirts with that intensity.

>>9061859

Bro that's piss.

>>9061849
>when her piss hitting the microphone reminds you of the plane hitting North Tower

Jesus i've been on this site too long

>>9087481
sauce?

>>9087513
This guy, ah?

>>9083541
biggie smalls - gimmie the loot

>>9061849
piss

>>9086505

Normally, I would agree but those contractions can be faked. That being said, she may have the ability to cum and go at the same time. My wife can, occasionally, but needs more training.

>>9087587

Yes. There is lots of sauce in this one.

>>9087897
>piss

So? What's your point?

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>>9067563
>>9070199
>>9070217
>>9070264
>>9075878
>>9075839
>>9068692
>>9068615
>>9068632
>>9068800
>>9077131
>>9077346
>>9080705
>>9084289
>>9086505
>>9086816
>>9087513
>>9087897
>>9089086
>>9089077
SHUT
THE FUCK
UP
ALL OF YOU

>>9089130

Eh, they are children. Some is piss, some is squirt (or gruel) but it is only the children that care.

>>9075643
My wife. Been married 14 years. I like to put 3 fingers in after fucking until I know I won't cum. She protests a little bit, but after I work that spot she gushes all over and then curses me out and says she loves me.
It's weird, but fun.

>>9067499
Anyone know what theyre saying?

>>9064280
Besides her ass hole being unbelievable creepy. Pretty hot...

>>9087481
Sauce!

>>9075643
Current girlfriend, ex girlfriend.

My ex was a fucking squirt machine, when I got her in cowgirl and pounded furiously it was like a fountain. Every single time without fail, she just really liked that position I suppose.

My current girlfriend I have to use my fingers, and it's not as near as much as my ex. But, when she's about to climax I put two fingers in and do the motion of >>9063447 , that normally gets her, more than others on some day, depends on how intense the orgasm is leading up to squirting.

>>9084127
Not him but found this.
http://www.xvideos.com/video19080295/nerdy_camgirl_with_big_tits_and_pink_hair_squirts_like_a_fountain_on_cam

>>9089727
The scene is like 94 minutes in

>>9089130
Thank you.

>R:143 / I: 37
wew good job faggots

>>9067610
>REAL squirt
That's grool you fucking idiot. "Squirt" Its literally the fucking meaning of the term. Do you see anything "squirt" in that webm? No you don't.

does anyone have that webm of the chick pissing on a beach while lying down?

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>>9061849

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>>9091898

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>>9091907

Anyone have anything with both a guy and a girl pissing?

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Whatever it is, its hot and i want someone to do it to my face

>>9067916
sauce?

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>>9095895

It's always solo or lesbian in these threads. How about some deep dicking till she squirts?

>>9075643
My current girl is the only squirter ive been with and I love it. It usually happens when im on top but the orgasm she has during it is so intense i can feel it when im inside of her.

>>9075878
IDGAF, having a pee fetish

>>9096005
Need sauce

>>9096001

That's obviously a man (his dick is cu out)

>>9096001
sauce plz

>>9068283
Sauce?

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bump

>>9064280
Just FYI, given that it's Amy Brooke on HogTied chances are she's prolapsing out lube. I haven't watched this scene, but google "Amy Brooke Prolapse Party" if you're into that sort of thing (or if pics or it didn't happen).

Just to clear that up for any of you just-stopped-watching-vanilla anons.

>>9061864

Michael Cera

How the fuck do I squirt?

>>9100071
music sauce? reminds me of Weird Al for some reason.

>>9104215
Boku no Don McLean

>>9094201
Sauce please!

>>9102960
It looks and sounds like she's in one of those playground tube slides.

>>9103503
In about 3 to 4 years you'll hit puberty, then it will happen naturally for the first time