Convince me to eat my cum

Just cum straight into your mouth, or on a brownie or something.

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>>9057932

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>>9057944

Honest answer: it doesn't taste like much.

It kind of tastes like raw pancake batter, Bisquick-style. It depends on your diet a bit. Sometimes it is a bit salty, other times just bitter. Some say you can make it sweet by eating fruits, but I haven't tried it yet.

Just go into bathroom, put towel down, put legs over head, close your eyes, and let loose.

>>9057944
Please tell me there is more of this girl somewhere

>>9057932
Do it because once you do and you realise it's not a big deal, you can jerk off anywhere, at any time, and not have to worry about having something to clean up with.

>>9057963
word has it that mine tastes like powdered milk and gives stomach aches, but I never tried it
I think diet is a big factor

I did it once and immediately regretted it. It's not satisfying in anyway once you're done jerking off. The thought of doing it can be kinda hot in a really sick and degrading way, but after you do it, you just feel like shit because your entire sex drive vanishes after you cum.

>>9058161
Well; I happen to disagree, but then I can cum 3-5 times before my sex drive vanishes. It's fine as long as you enjoy it when you're REALLY horny..

i always eat my jizz, it gives me an extra post-orgasm shiver.

fun fact: if you jerk off multiple times a day, the loads get increasingly bitter.

My girl just made me eat it after i came on her tits the other day. It was honestly the hottest moment of my life

You need to shoot out a load, save it in a shoy glass or something. Immediately masturbate again and right before you cum again, drink the jizz you have saved in a glass or something. Its really fun once you get good at it. You can drink your own jizz multiple times in one sitting

>>9058408
wouldn't it get gross and shit from sitting around?

Yeah so you already know what you need to do to make it taste better, that's half the problem. How do you make yourself go through with it AFTER you've gotten off? Answer: freeze it. If you have a freezer and aren't worried about having someone find it while looking for the Tostinos, you can freeze several loads in air-tight tupperware and thaw it out before the big moment. Not only will you be more likely to go through with it, you could have enough to really plaster yourself.

>having cum
>2016

>>9057944
rape

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>>9058408
>>9058582
He's right, shit's only good straight from the source.

>>9058642
>making joke
>current year

>>9058133
Spot on

>>9058724
Plus once it gets cold it turns it into literally one of the nastiest things.

>>9057932
sauce?

>>9058161
>>9058408
>>9058608
*Sigh*

None of you guys have it right.

You have to make yourself ejaculate, but not orgasm.

How to: edge a few times, then really, REALLY edge, and then just hold your cock lightly; move your fingers maybe just a bit.

You'll ejaculate, and it'll come out in a constant, fast dribble.

Your drive will still be there, your erection will still be there, and your need to drink cum will still be there.

And your orgasm afterword? Mind blowing.

>>9058724
Sauce ?

>>9058724
My sides

>>9057932
I dunno if it's a normal thing to do or if I broke my dick but if you try and hold it in and let go at just the right time you can cum without having an orgasm. You'll still want to keep going but you'll have a big load of cum to work with. I like to use the cum as lube but you could lick it up if you wanted.

>>9059103
Nevermind I guess it is normal
>>9058863

>>9058863
This is how to do it, it's the only time i've managed to pull it off. Fuck... may go start edging. it's been a while

>>9057932
Femanon here. I think the taste isn't a Problem at all. It's the texture.

>>9059159
Yep. this is how you do it

>>9057932
Do it as soon as it comes out dont wait
Anyway it doesnt taste bad, tho I only tasted my own

>>9058863
yeah right

I'm sure had a bunch of prostate orgasms as well?

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>>9058133
This guy gets it.
I originally wanted to do it because I was hardcore into sissy trainers but I realised it's just more fucking practical.
Now I just cum in my hand and lick it clean. End of.

>>9057932
it's nothing compared to taking a shot of hard liquor, so just fucking do it.

>>9057932

Don't do it, it tastes gross and you'll feel instant regret.

Pay a cam whore to watch/ instruct you how to do it.
Nothing made me go through it better than an angry 40 year old Russ woman shouting at me to do it

>>9057932
Eating it right after I came gave me instant regret because I just wasn't horny anymore.
The best way for me is to cum in a shot glass (anything similar will do, just don't grab something too long) and once I can get horny again I watch some of those sissy hypnos that induce you to eat it. The taste isn't that great, but the idea of eating it is what makes it so good while you're horny.

Doesn't seem like you need a lot of convincing

>>9057932
>>9061768
same anon here, if even the shot glass idea doesn't sound too good, you can try some of those JOI with cum eating instructions, they generally give you that extra push you need to do it.

>>9059103
I cum without orgasm all but twice.

>>9057932
do it pussy, you wont

>>9057932
you could just not?

>>9058718
tumblr pls go...

Eh honestly it's more fun to think about than to do. If you want to swallow cum and you want it to be hot, you should just get over yourself and suck a cock.

>>9057932
It tastes like chemical raw egg...enjoy

>>9059168
the texture isn't the problem either. it's just that when a guy cums, he immediately loses all sexual interest and the thought of eating cum is fucking nasty

>>9058838
Francesca Avalon Van Housier

>>9061768
but doesnt it get all solidified once it sits for a while? i feel like it looks better as soon as it comes out

>>9058863
Fuck it I'm doing this

I always wanted to try

>>9057932
Recycle those nutrients, it's bad if you waste all that zinc and other shit

>>9062127
This.

>>9057932
I started doing it for cleanup reason

You get used to the taste fast

nohomo tho

>>9061464
Dude, it's not a big deal. At least, try and if you feel regret, so don't do it again. But at least, you tried and you know you don't like.

>>9057932
lol i wanted to try tasting my own cum so many times too, but like you once i finish and thinking again with my brain im like nahhh fuck that.

>>9062574
Yeah that's why you just have to stop thinking and be like "Okay, let's try"

>>9062578
I'm someone who has managed to try, sometimes successfully, on multiple occasions.

Yet every time I try, it's still difficult to get myself to do it. It didn't get any easier after doing it the first time imo

>>9062613
It's really something that you like or not. You can't be like "Meh, it's cool, but not really", but more like "Yeaaaaah fuckin' lovin' it" or "Ok. Never again".

>>9057932
Sometimes what happens with me is I will wake up randomly in the middle of the night and in my 2am tiredness be super horny, and I'll prop up myself up and jerk off furiously until I cum in my mouth. It sorta happened last night, but I came on my chest by accident.

Lay down a towel on your bed and try propping yourself up so that your dick is directly above your mouth. It can be tricky to get right though.

it just tastes like a salty sauce. Literally. There's not really a point lol.

Cum right in your mouth, or eat it while you're still orgasming.

Or taste someone elses.

>>9058294
this, or find a girl up for a creampie, and eat it out of her. that's what i'm trying to do tonight actually, but the bitch ghosted. I have other leads, but this felt like such a sure thing :/

>>9062779
Or came in her mouth after a BJ and ask her to kiss you. That's really, REALLY hot AF.

>>9062819
there are girls who are into this stuff ?

>>9062958
Yep. One day, I was talking with my GF, we were talking about BJ and swallowing, and she said "If you want me to swallow, you have to try to taste it... ;) ". I replied "Ok, next time, I wame into your mouth and you come for a kiss, with my cum in your mouth. That way you will swallow, and I will taste it."
And one day, when I forget about this discussion, she gave me a BJ, I came into her mouth, and she kissed me. That was really hot man.

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>>9058294
hot af

>>9058863
I'm gonna try to do this.

>>9057944
source

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>>9065131
>>9065134
>>9065138
>>9065141

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>>9057932
Protip: Dont eat your own cum. Eat someone elses, then afterwards cum yourself. I also lose my appetite for gay shit after cumming so the trick is to do it before.

Now get on craigslist or whatever your country uses and SUCK. THAT. DICK.

>>9058863
Love doing this

>>9057932
Done it before
Used my fleshlight as a sleeve laying upside down with dick pointed down at mouth

Just don't dude.

It will ruin your idea of cum, now I hate seeing girls eat cum because of how gross it tasted.

Instant regret.

>>9057932
When I was in high school, my gf was fascinated with cum. Anytime I came, she played with it, ate it, kissed me with a mouthful of cum, etc. It just became second nature for me to eat my own cum. When I met my wife, our first interaction was her giving me a handjob. When I came, I ate it without even thinking. She thought it was really weird at first, but over time it became just a normal part of how sex works for us.

>>9062757
I just did that. Then I wanted to tell >>9057932 Then I found your post.
So I'll just add: Have a tablet resting on your thighs when all curled up like that so you can watch porn while doing it. It's actually great.

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>>9057932

>>9057932
It's totally not bad, after I come and it's on my hand, sometimes I'm just too lazy to walk to the bathroom and wash my hands, so I lick it off, first time its bad maybe, but after that it's fine, nothing special

>>9058133
exactly this. its just a fast way to clean up. but dont forget to wash your hands afterwards.

>>9057932
What is the big deal? Just do it.... you are not going to die or anything like that... it's just a salty cream

>>9065862

Oh god sauce.

anybody else gets a tingling in their throat when licking cum or is it just me?

need answers seriously.

ive only tried my own but only as much as the tip of a toothpick yet it itched my throat. is this normal?

>>9066324
you may be allergic

>>9061768
its definitely best when its warm.

>>9057932
just get ready for the slight eggwhite aftertaste

its actually kinda pleasant

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>>9057963
It's true. With good diet and some extra pineapple, it's basically a custard. (source: ex-girlfriend that I ate pineapple every day for.)

I really cum thick loads as fuck looks so yummy on girls face/tits etc. but i lose my appetite as well after i blow my load ,wish i could have the same appetite as i do before i cum ,only wanna try my own though.

>>9058863
I did this last night it worked

gotta admit it was enjoyable

>>9057932
dont do it bro, shit tastes like dick

So how was it?

>>9057963
I read the other day in an Asa Akira Ama that if your cum is delicious you're pre-diabetic or something like that

>> convince me to eat my own cum

Every time i scroll past this I ask myself " why the fuck would i do that?"

Honestly I do it just because it makes clean up easier.

>>9058863
>*Sigh*
go back to your furry forums

>>9065192
This. Cock feels amazing on your lips and cum feels and tastes heavenly. Not to mention the nutritional benefits and the rush of satisfying a man.

I'm not sure if it works for anyone else but what I do is jerk till I'm about to cum then stop. If I squeeze my cock right on the verge I still cum but I don't really orgasm so I don't lose the want to eat it.

I usually then put it in my mouth extra horny and finish jerking and orgasm/cum

>>9058582
>from
You have to start going at it right after you cum the first time. Of course its going to go bad if you let it sit for toi long. But once nothing else turns you on besides drinking your own cum, jerking off multiple times in a 10 minute span should be easier than stealing candy from a baby

>>9062188
Mine just becomes watery after a few minutes, it also goes from cloudy white to clear.

>>9069213
that... could work?
like diabetics have elevated blood sugar right

>>9066324
Yeah same, just drink water or milk after to wash it down.

just do prostate shit until you get a good dribble of precum and taste that.

>>9070174
Yeah, mine does too, im guessing this is normal right?

>>9066171
No, it's man sauce.

>>9069213
well fuck on off back to le leddit faggot

>>9058863
this is exactly what i did when i was in OPs situation, it really helped getting used to the taste of cum while also getting around the disgusted feeling after actually cumming the normal way and now i'm also used to eating my cum after having an actual orgasm

Don't do it. It's gay.

>>9063064
Shit... just blew my load to this way ahead of schedule.

>>9072484
need sauce on this sooo bad

>>9066417
Apparently that's not that uncommon. The first time I came on my ex ass she was like 'ok, now get this off me'. As it turned out, she's allergic, and had red marks on her asscheeks. I CAN'T imagine how unpleasant it feels in mouth then.

btw. OP
>i'd say don't eat your own cum
>but if you really have to - just fucking eat it out of your hand, don't complicate it

>>9057932
just have in mind right before you cum to link just a little bit to give it a try. I did it that way and never done it ever since.

>>9072892
Me too I think it might be my current girlfriend >>9072892

>>9073105
Wow! you lucky! OOOOOOOOOOH! lucky dog!

>>9073315
No not good. I think she's been fucking around lol

>>9073338
dude, whaaaaaat? no way! with jude law?

>>9073438
Wouldn't surprise me>>9073438

>>9073471
oh man! My girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence had some guy hack her phone one time. It was the worst.

>>9057932
By the way, you can make it taste sweeter by eating things like pineapples occasionally. There's some other ways too but that's the only one I remember.

Also just getting used to the taste is one thing.

The only time I was ever able to do it was when I went to a dungeon and the dommes held me down and forced me to eat it. Once was enough, wasn't a fan except for the mental part of it.

>>9061768
This. I've cum into a condom or rubber glove before and waited a bit until I craved it again, then I ate it without any remorse. It gets a bit more watery and less warm when you let it sit for a bit, though.

>>9058863
Just did this, and well, it's much better than eating your own cum after orgasming.

>>9057944
>9057944
mmooooooooore

>>9057932
I can't. It's nasty shit. Don't eat it.

>>9058133
This. It's just a habit for me now. There's a reason why so many girls willingly eat cum- it just really has no taste

>>9057932
I tried it earlier this week for the first time

I waited a little too long cause right after I came I pussed out for like a minute
Don't do that
Also it kinda got stuck in my throat so having water for after is a good idea
Kinda regretted it afterward. Felt dirty.
But now I'm kinda excited to do it again

>>9061886
/virgin

When I was younger, I was able to suck my own dick. Not much, just the head. I had the same urges to taste my own cum, but had the same issue with losing the desire the second I climaxed.

The only times it was incredibly hot were when I came while sucking my own dick. That split second of euphoria while I was orgasming while tasting and feeling it shoot into my mouth was fucking hot...and i made sure to swallow it quickly before the desire wore off.

Once I lost the flexibility, I missed it enough to try sucking on other guys. It's 100 times fucking better, getting to comfortably suck on a dick until it blows in your mouth, and still be left feeling horny. Just be warned...don't get off yourself unless you're sure about it. If you think you feel regret after eating your own, being on your knees in front of another guy's dick after he just blew his load in your mouth is pretty sobering when you're not horny as fuck anymore.

>>9074874
>But now I'm kinda excited to do it again
It's a vicious circle

>>9069213
I've heard that tasting urine was how doctors tested diabetics back in the day. This was back when I was in nursing school mind you.

>>9078052
>being on your knees in front of another guy's dick after he just blew his load in your mouth is pretty sobering when you're not horny as fuck anymore.
... so that means you're straight, congratulations.
You think gay people experience that shit?

>>9058863
This.
It may be a bit hard to pull off though, I've tried this about 5 times and only succeeded 2 times without fully orgasming.

>>9078301
Just get your legs up and cum into your mouth.
I cum in my mouth wherever I fap.

I don't see what's the fuzz of people here regretting. Women taste this all the time, don't you want to experience how they might feel?

>>9057955
who dis

>>9071677
shut the fuck up fat recluse

lmao at all the homos giving suggestions

op is a girl and you were baited

>>9078274
>Just be warned...don't get off yourself unless you're sure about it.

I guess they'd fall under the category of being sure about it then??? Yeah I'm definitely not gay, but I definitely like sucking dick...its a bit more complicated than just being gay

>>9078723
Yeah it's weird.
I'm mostly conservative but I don't believe in the system of there being just "heterosex/bi/gay"

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maybe this will help

>>9063064
sauce ?

>>9078856
wtf is this sauce

>>9057944
I'm begging for sauce

>>9061464
You know, taste differs a lot, as it's mostly determined by your diet. Just try it yourself. Things like coffee will make it really bitter, while certain fruits while make it really sweet.

Why feel bad?

Just throw your legs up and aim your dick at your face. Open mouth, shoot and swallow. Do it quick.

i advise against doing this if you have a beard...

>>9069774
>Nutritional benefits
Are you fucking retarded?

>>9057932
legit I've been trying to do this for YEARS and it never gets any easier. Like I've done the thing where you put your legs over your head and cum in your mouth like 50 times and literally every time I stop myself right as I cum and just cum on my stomach instead.

You'd think after years of being into this shit I would be able to do it by now but nope. Only way I've done it successfully is like this guy >>9058863

>>9079219
moar

>>9057932
As a quick tip, DO NOT DRINK COFFEE. Mother of god does your cum taste bitter after drinking coffee.

>>9065259
I might just start watching netflix this way. Set my drink on top like a little table.

>>9057932
Why the fuck would you want that. Jesus fucking christ kill yourself TONIGHT you fucking burden on society. Oh my fucking god

>>9057932
do it or you're gay

>>9057932
>loose
please stop

>>9065131
>>9065152
>>9065192
I've seen a couple webms of this. Who's this semen demon?

>>9068437
angela moss

>>9057963
Tried different types of diets, maybe not too long but still couldnt alter the flavor. Maybe after a couple of months or so, but I couldn't be arsed. Mine tastes like Fouet, if you care to google it.

>>9058863
more details? it doesn't work coz you just cum and that's finished

>>9083195
you ruin your orgasm

you will shoot the load

but the desire will stay and your erection too

>>9057932
Do not try to cum into your hand then lick it up afterwards, you won't be able to bring yourself to do that for a while.
What you need to do is cum into your own mouth directly, legs-over-head style. That, or cum onto your food, but the latter is less convenient and won't help you advance toward eating it our of your hand.
Once you've got a handle on the taste, I'd recommend saving up for 2-3 days, cumming into your hand, but don't lick it up. Tilt your hand and let it drop into your mouth. This is somehow much easier than licking it up, at least for me.

Taste-wise, it's weird. The word that comes to mind is "paste". It just doesn't really taste like anything most of the time, although it can taste either salty (usually with larger, 1st of the day loads) or bitter (subsequent loads). The worst part is when it hits the back tastebuds; it tastes bland in the worst way. I think this might tie in to why licking it off your hand is harder, because of it being spread out on the relatively flat surface of your palm, it'll hit the back tastebuds almost right away. You need to get it in your mouth before it hits the back of the tongue, and then you can get it past it, because it's already in there.

>>9058724
top goddamn kek

>>9058147
>word has it
breh we all know that one girl said that one time
and it cant fucking give you stomach ache. its like one teaspoon and its not fucking poison

>>9057944
adorable face

>>9057932
Fap while continously licking your other hand, like you're licking up cum. Shoot your first load into your hand and immediately continue licking it while your dick is still pumping cum where ever all over the place.

starting licking the precum off your hand while you edge

>>9066417
damn, i really like the imagination of guzzling and feeling cum in my mouth, even tho it barely was nothing i liked the taste.

>>9065862
>daddy
>master

just try it

mine is surprisingly sweet

>>9084367
It is also better if you eat it warm. It cools in less than 5 seconds.

>>9058863
>being grossed out by eating your own cum

Roll your up on your shoulders with your cock over your face and come down directly into your own mouth and all over your face. Run it the fuck in afterwards.

If you can't do that, you don't actually want it, and if you don't actually want it you're just horny as hell and confused by watching so many facials in porn.

Gotta do it the second you finish cumming, otherwise it goes cold and will make you gag. It's not that pleasant warm/fresh but a hell of a lot better the quicker you do it.

>>9078856
Sauce please