Car/motorcycle/bicycle rekt

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>>9055844
whoops wrong webm

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>>9055844
haha xD what an idiot!

>>9055839
is she paralyzed now?

>>9055844
What the story behind this

>>9055851
When rekt gets a decent kek out of me.

>>9055857
>that Christopher Nolan scenic wide shot of him going down the hill

Camera man was on point.

>>9055844
ghostrider.webm

>>9055839
wait that happened like 2 hours ago

>>9055905
They said that she was in shock, but besides that she seems to be ok

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>>9056078
i'd be shocked too if I landed on my head

Goodness I should of known that first webm was gonna be here kek asf

>>9055839
Professional cyclist my ass. You could see that the corner sharpened further in before you even got to it, and then the 'pro' went full brake lock up like a first day squid on a ninja 250.

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>>9055839
30km/h speed limit on that road for a reason.

think they're above the law in other countries because they're fucking olympians?

>>9055844
Man that ghost rider sequel suckssss

>>9056104
Why the hell would you just open your door that like in the middle of traffic?

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>>9056203
or perhaps he's wonder why you would open a door before stopping a lane splitter

>>9055839
i saw this live today. thankfully i just read she is conscious. she is actually really attractive too i just googled pictures of her.

>>9056231
lane splitting is legal in certain us states to prevent motorcycle engines from overheating.

>>9056231
I dont think he went under the wheels. Anyway, at least the cops didn't have to drive to far.

>>9056203
A bit of frustration coupled with curiosity, all cascading into a whirlwind of potential blatant and irrevocable stupidity manifesting itself as the simple action of throwing your car door open into a motorcyclist without checking your mirror.

The guy clearly was frustrated with the traffic, and opened the door in a feeble attempt to ascertain the cause of such vehicular gridlock. Normally, throwing your door wide open causes nothing, as no one would be splitting, or if they were they would more likely be in a position to be in front of the agitated idiot or far enough behind him to stop in time, but on that day probability nope'd the fuck out of there and on the billionth iteration of a car door flying open, a motorcyclist was there to greet it.

How was that in terms of answering a rhetorical question?

>>9056174
lost!

>>9056174
It's a closed road race doofus

>>9056277
the point was to be sarcastic you anal retentive fuck nugget.

>>9056315
low average intelligence on 4chan makes it hard to tell

>>9055916
IIRC it was some guy in India protesting police brutality
Self-immolation is a popular form of protest there for some reason

>>9055857
Isle of Man TT - Connor Cummings Crash. TT Crashes are insane.

>>9055844
First attempt of Indian trying to poo in a loo fail, hopefully they will catch on how to do it... Not just catch on fire

>>9056245
shes 5/10 at best anon

>>9056250
you are clearly a fucking wanker, he tried to stop the lane splitter lol, you fucking typed all those words just to be wrong you fucking retard

>>9056591
He was looking down the whole time before opening the door, and when the motorcycle struck, he recoiled and acted genuinely surprised. So no, try again.

>>9056173
the corner "tightened".

>>9056173
>fat guy on the internet pretending to know more than an Olympic athlete

>>9055851
is he dead?

>>9056250
You write like a fucking asshole

>>9056681
I can ride a suspensionless bike down a hill faster than they can. They have inhuman levels of cardio endurance, but many lack actual skill in riding.

>>9056732
literally retarded

>>9056750
Ironic.

>>9056732
wont say youre wrong but earlier in that race there was some water droplets on the camera. im thinking its more like she was ahead and thought that she needed to keep pulling away from the contenders. then slipped cause she was going too fast for the single turn and then bam.

>>9056761
You can see she hits a bump and refuses to come off the saddle. She then locks up her rear brake, which is fine. But then she lets off and locks up her front, and this coupled with her riding position leads to her going over the bars.

She was tired, made a mental error, and paid for it.

>>9055844
>not rolling on the floor
deserved to die.

>>9056415
Oh alright thanks

>>9056329
you say that, but the only example of low intelligence I can see is you missing that joke

>>9057062
Apparently the people who were filming him were TV reporters who egged him on
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/rajkot/Man-provoked-to-end-life-Search-on-for-two-TV-reporters/articleshow/6389054.cms

>>9056706
nah if you watch hard he got his arms up...prolly a broken wrist

>>9056203
because "you're a dumb slav?"

>>9056608
>was looking down the whole time before opening the door
>implying you could see him before he opened the door
You're absolutely retarded.

>>9056231
This cunt still posts on /o/, so I'd say he's not dead yet. Unfortunately.

>>9058222
>]
how the fuck do you even survive that

>>9058210
>HEY CAN I PLAY TOO?

>>9056203
Because Fuck you wait in line like the rest of us

>>9055991
You fucking got me with this lol

>>9055894
I know! what was he thinking bursting into flame like that? BAD IDEA!

>>9057050
wouldn't have helped by the time he was completely engulfed in flames.

>>9058234
if you're referring to the webm titled "ded.webm", he didn't survive it... of course.

if you're referring to the webm they are actually talking about (a low speed crash into an open car door in which the motorcycle stays completely upright and the driver is uninjured)... Well fuck I don't know how you'd survive a low speed collision like that...

>>9056173
>olympic downhill
>not taking risks
>trying to play the safe game
>get destroyed as they pass you

You fucking retard this was a once in a lifetime chance to make history. Be an olympic champion forever. This is the only time when you pull out all the stops and take every corner at the limits.

>>9056250
Sorry mate, but this porn born doesn't like your prose.

>>9056078
nigger she broke 3 vertebrae.

>>9056706
Yeah that sign took quite a hit

>>9055844
"You were my brother Anakin"

>>9056173
Yeah man, he touched the front brakes mid corner, basic riding fail.

>>9058273
no fuck you and stay in your fucking car

>>9056524
was going to point that out to him, but you nailed it.

>>9058198
COMING THROUGH!!!

>>9058891
she*

>>9058256
kek

>>9055857
[s]kek[/s]

>>9055857
I gotta say that was cinematic as fuck at least

>>9057761
Not the same poster, but if you play the clip in slow mo you can see the driver is actually stepping out of the car he has one foot out the door before the bike hits into it, it's clearly just someone that didn't check their mirrors before getting out.

>>9055905
severe concussion, three fractured vertebrae, said should recover though

>>9058945
No fuck you dickless, you scooterfags don't have more rights than the rest of us. P.S. don't wear a helmet

>>9056524
2.5 now

>>9058772
What is happening here, a vbied?

>>9059769
The drivers dress got caught up in the pedals.

>>9058772
>3.97
lets give them a hand

>>9056246
It's only specifically legal in California, and the overheating myth died with the last of the ancient two-strokes. It's supported by the DOT out of safety. California has less rear-end car on motorcycle collisions because of the legality of lane splitting.
It's technically legal in several other states only because it's not outlawed, but you can still get dinged for a moving violation if a cop wants to be an ass about it.

>>9058962
Can't even tell these people apart

>>9059696
>reduce traffic
>save gas
>save on road wear
>far less expensive to own than a car
>legal to split in between lanes

>hurr durr 2 wheels bad 4 wheels good
this is how you appear to everyone

>>9055991
Omfg

>>9059863
It's only legal in 8 states and if you want to slip on some sand get permanently injured go for it.

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>>9059863
Okay fuck you all, you are all wrong and retarded.

The guy in the car has every right to open his door and get out in the middle of traffic, so long as it doesn't look as though they'll be going any time soon. He could be getting up to see what's the hold up, he could be going back to the trunk really quickly to get something he needs, whatever. Totally within his rights.

Lane splitting isn't a bad thing at all, as mentioned it reduced traffic, fuel consumption, etc., but that lane splitter in the video was retarded, going way too fucking fast. What if somebody had been running across the road and he hit them? He gave himself no fucking time or distance to react, an absolute troglodyte who shouldn't have a driver's license.

>>9058891
>veering into a ditch at 60kph
>on a wet road
>rear already locked and skids, but the bike keeps going
>also it's been 130km already
>there are people chasing you who want to overtake you and steal your medal
Nah, sure, don't panic and brake.

>>9059931
He has right to do whatever he wants, just like the biker can lane split if he wants.

The guy in the car is in the wrong because no matter what the situation he thinks he's in he should've checked his mirrors BEFORE opening his door. There is no other way to put it, it's the guy in the cars fault.

>>9058772
Its k, just a muslim. Shouldnt have been driving in his pyjamas

Anyone got the webm of that South african police raid with die antwoord i fink you freeky playing in the background?

>>9056524
She's ok/attractive to me. 7/10 imo at best.

>>9059993
Lane splitting might be illegal where that occurred. Therefore no reason to look in the mirror. He'll be enjoying the insurance money.

>>9059863
>>reduce traffic
Not really. You should check out the traffic situation here in the Philippines.

>>9060085
I would purposefully do that, fuck lane splitters

>>9058210
Milliseconds before he was on a safe spot.Crazy

>>9059993
No, in traffic the responsibility falls on the following vehicles to avoid obstacles ahead. That's why if someone brake checks you and you hit their car, you'll be the one getting the ticket.

>>9058398
could at least try, maybe others will see what he tryies to do and could cover him with something rather than hitting

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>>9059993

K, I don't presume to know about murrika driving laws. But since it's pretty much the same everywhere, BOTH of them are in fault here.

1) Car driver: You don't open your door in the middle of the traffic unless you have a very good reason, why? Because it's dangerous for you and for the other drivers, as shown in the video.

If you have to do it, you must have a very good reason, and you must do it very carefuly, you CHECK if a vehicle is coming, why? Because it's fucking dangerous, as shown in the video.

2) Biker: Your motor bike is a vheicle like every other in the eyes of the law, it's 1 vehicle per lane, period. If all lanes are occupied and you're driving between them you can and WILL get a ticket pretty much every where in the world. Why? Because it's dangerous, as shown in the video.

>>9060403
except for whatever reason in cali, pussy state makes a law conforming to people who chose to ride bikes. lane splitting is stupid, filtering is even more stupid.

>>9059931
Opening your door causing an accident is a crime in most countries, in the eyes of insurance companies and in court this kind of thing is always seen as the door openers fault.

>>9059993
In Washington State it would be entirely the motorcyclists fault.

>>9056231
Nobody cared what he was doing until he opened the door.

>>9055851
audible kek

>>9058198
First two cars and booth operator are ded.

Third car just got pushed away to safety.

>>9058772

Feels like chariots of fire should be playing with this

>>9055844
Dragonforce.mp3

>>9056104
I'd door that fucking St. George ribbon motherfucker too.

>>9055844
STANDING ON THE EDGE, OF A CRATER

>>9060085
I believe lane splitting is legal in Russia, which, based on the ribbon on the guy's bike, is where that video was taken.

>>9060985
Holy shit, that completely crushed that kid's neck/head under the tyre and he just gets back up like nothing happened, how??

>>9058393
pero el cuatriciclo esta bien?

>>9060058
>h-hey mate i think i just shit myself

>>9060002
Don't cut yourself with those edges man

>>9061073
https://youtu.be/Bc_b-qE9gl8?t=52s

His tops are obviously made of the rubber.

>>9061073
Un4chanitley, he died of eternal bleeding later :(

>>9061024
He obviously lost his marbles.

>>9061073
Tough little coconut.

>>9058772
Where's your oil-money now, sandniggers?

>>9060058

"How's that for lane-splitting you little gay fuckbois!"

>>9058273
Fuck you in your cage. Stop being a pussy and ride.

>>9058772

At least the Saudis were smart. Must got some kind of backroom deal with the US/Bilderberg. Because they bombed the shit out of Iraq and Syria, and killed Hugo Chavez and brought Venezuela into chaos. Every time someone tries to trade their oil in Euros or a proposed gold-backed Dinar or an oil-backed currency or anything other than US dollars, lo and behold, the US like clockwork is there. And Venezuela has more oil than all the Middle East combined, lol. You fucked up Hugo, just like JFK, you didn't want to play ball. We will remember you, all several dozen of us in a sea of ignorance and CNN. And good job Saudis for selling your souls to the devil! It'll be a little extra hot for you when you rich bastards come. Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for you fucks to enter heaven, lol. There is no heaven for people like me either.

>>9060403
Please stop. Repeating this:

In California It's supported by the DOT out of safety. California has less rear-end car on motorcycle collisions because of the legality of lane splitting.

It's technically legal in several other states only because it's not outlawed, but you can still get dinged for a moving violation if a cop wants to be an ass about it.

>>9060138
Oh, cool, cuz you're a cunt.

>>9060974
i know there's a cum joke in this but i can't think of any

>>9060974
Fucking synthetics

>>9061009
Since when Lindsay Lohan has a truck's license?

>>9060974
OH NO! Now that delivery will never get to the sperm bank in time!

>>9060997
If there ever was anything that needed the A-team theme song, this is it.

>>9055851
toppest kek

>>9061065
Boop!........double boop!

>>9056277
>doofus
What age are you faggot?

>>9061033
>Flies from rolling car
>Police still beat him

I love the USA.

>>9060974
>whitewalkers.webm

>>9055844
I feel bad for this guy. The TV reporters told him to set himself on fire and promised they'd put him out quickly. The idea being that the protest would be more effective with this imagery behind it but he'd still be alive.

Instead they just let the guy fucking burn to get a "good shot" and lied to him which is why he is panicking so hard instead of just standing there like most people who set themselves on fire intentionally tend to do.

>>9060957
what is he saying?

>>9060974
Fucking Germans censoring even real life.

>>9061194
eternal

kek

>>9058198
That´s some final destination shit right here

>>9061004
Kek
The kids are like "Hey, that was fun!"

>>9060961
must have been a black cop in the cruiser

>>9061461
I have no feelings for someone who willingly puts himself on fire in the hopes of strangers dousing him out.
>>9061438
Did you not see the part where the nig nog purposely ran over their partners leg? Eight of the cops were dis-charged anyways, I'd gladly beat the living shit out of the idiot if he ran over my friends legs, leaving him disabled.

>>9061470
only the violence, not the sex

>>9061073
meanwhile his mom's ankle got caught under a wheel and she's out cold for the rest of the week

>>9061467
MAY DAUGHTURR [x10]

>>9061467
All I heard was: Madonna, Madonna, ... Which Italians use to express disbelief or astonishment

>>9055851
the plot twists were amazing in this. a true thriller. first, the car comes out of nowhere! oh no! but its avoided, whew. but oh no! a pedestrian! okay good this pole will stop us. and then the pedestrian goes down anyway. this shyamalan guy really knows how to throw me for a loop

>>9060957

this is begging for a TO BE CONTINUED... edit

>>9061073
you actually got a pretty good chance of surviving something like this if it's just a swift running over and you don't get stuck.

if the car had hit the brakes instead the kid would be dead.

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>>9061033
Fuck I hate the level of video surveillance these days sometimes. That nigger deserved a thorough beating to death.

>>9060403
Lane splitting or "filtering" is not only legal but encouraged in many countries with a good attitude towards motorcyclists like Britain. You actually will be shown to do it by your instructor.
It's only in shitty countries where drivers think it's "unfair" for motocycles to "push in line" that it's illegal. Despite the fact that lane splitting:
>gets EVERYONE to their destination faster
>reduces fuel consumption
>greatly reduces the risk to the rider (can't get rear-ended by some idiot cager not paying attention to the road, rider has greater visibility, etc)
>reduces road wear
US drivers hate lane filtering because they would rather everyone get home later than let one person pass them, and they don't want to have to pay attention to the road any more than they already have to. Meanwhile using your cell phone to text while driving is apparently A-OK.

>>9061974
yeah americans are the absolute worst

>>9061194
>eternal bleeding

Yeah that'd about do it.

>>9061055
nice job

Any good video from that paris ramapge driver?

>>9055857
Lucky guy. I actually went with work to the IOM in 2012, this crash was in 2010. We were sponsoring one of the festivals there later on in the year and I by chance bumped into Connor in one of the tent areas. I tried to concentrate on the breif chat we had but all I could think about was this vid of the crash. It creeped me out big time.

>>9058843
top kek

>>9058772

I don't understand how this was physically possible. The car was going forward and then started spiraling outward to the left.

Where did it get this momentum? It was like a fucking jet engine was spinning it over.

>>9061055
Good on that guy.

>>9060138
The fuck is wrong with lane splitting. Are you just bitter that people can get in front?

>>9058393
Pobre cuatri.

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>>9058210

HOly shit! a MK1 VW Jetta Coupe! Lowered on 15 x 8 Zenders?

Nooo its a Mk2 Ford Escort Coupe!

Write off, Box n engine should be okish

Such a cool car

>>9062067
They were probably drifting. Car was heading towards us anyway, but sideways. (Well, and also slightly left, hence it hitting the curb.)

>>9062046
Paris was the EODM concert shooting.
Nice (pronounced Nees) was the truck driver.

>>9056104
the biker is a wank. too fast. "Oh I'm above you all cuz Im on a bike!"

fuckin airhead. deserved worse. wank

>>9062067

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7h84uyG3cs

>>9062152
I stand corrected, but I still want flattended frog videos. They had security cameras, and thousands of people there had cameras.

>>9060978
vans fault unless the car had a redlight, should still look to see if someone is going faster then they should before turning across their lane of traffic.

Especially if you're carrying flamable shit, looks like the 2 vans were a fleet carrying some hazardous materials. Don't think unpressurized gasoline would explode like that.

>>9061004
That was everyones fault except the second biker.

>>9061055
WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

>>9061065
Take a moment to think of how much that first train weighs and how it went from 40+mph to 0 in 3 seconds. That's a lot of energy.

>>9062283
I fucking hate bikers. Think they own the road.

>>9056104
As someone who uses a bike to get everywhere, both are wrong
>Biker was going too fast to react to anything
>Driver didn't check his mirrors before getting out of his car

>>9056104
Looks slow enough that he could have stopped.
Instead he probably locked up.

>>9061402
Underrated post

>>9061974
california driver here. love lane splitting

>>9061402
That's hysterical.

>>906095
Its awesome x10

>>9058945
I used to have a sportbike, but I sold it when I stopped sucking cocks. I just didn't fit in anymore.

>>9060978
"Powered by clean burning natural gas"

>>9060961
iirc someone stole the cop car so they rammed it to stop it from getting away

>>9061024
How 'bout dem apples?

>>9062433
Nor carrying hazardous material - those vans run on compressed natural gas.

https://youtu.be/Hyn3_mqHeic?t=58s

>>9062119
im digging the tokyo extreme racer music

>>9059931
Finally! Someone that understands it.

>>9055916
He got roasted a bit too hard

>>9058772
I love how that sandnigger died!

>>9061055
I'd do the same thing.

>>9061065
It was meant to happen.

>>9062048
i imagine it was hard to not ask him about the crash

>>9061065
This is why you have the barriers as a physical and visual aid for the fucktards that can't pay attention to blinking lights and bells chiming

You niggers want to stop discussing the 'benefits' of motorised 2 wheel death machines and post some fucking WEBMs? I came here to get material, bullshit is this all the videos you niggers can muster

>>9058198
>whenyougoindry.jpg

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>>9060985
That kid must be made of solid steel?

>>9060970
this pisses me off so fucking much, why didn't the people on the ground tell him he was close to those fucking wires? idiots.

>>9062668
I think this was more the case of an icy road and the truck not being able to stop.

>>9058210
>>9060158
I was thinking the same thing. He literally steps out of the safe spot as the car arrived.

>>9062434
>didn't check mirrors
>in standstill traffic with both lanes completely packed

gee I wonder why. I bet he doesn't check his mirrors when getting out of his car in a parking lot either

>>9055851
the guy deserves it for jumping in the direction of the vehicle like i dumbass lol

>>9062569
now theres a smell Im GLAD I can't smell.

>>9061051
damn that really worked out for that guy

>>9060985
deadpool's kid

>>9056134
Should HAVE known, imbecile.

>>9061467
Madonna, in Italian means "Fuck, I'm alive"

>>9062067
Jet fuel can't spin cars.

>>9056078
Nigger, she broke her back

>>9060970

he wasent close to the Wires, what happened is that his rotor blades flexed and took of his tail, the Hind does that sometimes too

>>9060997
https://youtu.be/4ezd24krgiQ?t=1m2s

>>9058393
Uy, che! Pero qué pelotudo, mirá! Jo joooo jo!

>>9063026
No.

No. That's ignorant. You can clearly see a wire get sucked up far enough to make contact with the rotors.

>>9060503
for you

>>9061935
That dick is the cops. The asian chick is you

>>9058210
>turk
And nothing of value was lost.

>>9060966
Goddamn, nothing kills those fuckers.

>>9063170
>the Asian chick
How new are you.


Also, did you not just see that damn nigger run over an innocent man like he was playing grand theft fucking auto?

>>9063026
>>9062763
They were using the helicopter as a crane to erect or place something atop that steel gantry in the foreground, the lifting cable was too short such that the helicopter could not land with the cable attached. You can see one of the workers trying to clear the line from the winch and as he grabs it the slack line is flicked into the main rotor which drags the cable through the tail boom and tears the engine and transmission off their mountings.

There is an accident report floating around online somewhere, can't be asked to find it but google probably could. It's a good read with ms paint drawings iirc.

>>9060970
Both of you idiots are wrong. There is a guy on the ground that jumps up and grabs the cable, when he pulls it tight it gets caught in the helicopter blade.

It's that assholes fault.

>>9061051
aside from needing new pants, I think its gona be a good day

>>9061024
Jesus christ.
I've never even seen fire that color before

>>9055844
>When you listen to your own mixtape

>>9059863
getting this mad about something so fucking trivial is literally pathetic

>>9063266

>cop
>innocent

kek

>>9056173
Yeah you try doing it whilst in contention for a gold medal after already cycling for 4 1/2 hours..

>>9063381
Go drink bleach nigger.

>>9063266
>police should ignore due process when angry

>>9055857
The song Highway Star by Deep Purple came on my radio station as soon as I played this, worked fuckin perfectly kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZCadhDW_i0

>>9061669
>I have no feelings for someone who willingly puts himself on fire in the hopes of strangers dousing him out.
You have to understand they are less educated in that country. It's easy for someone to trick and manipulate someone into thinking unsafe shit is safe. Someone from a first world country falling for this shit would be pathetic but in that country I feel bad for them.

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>>9062559
You'd think they'd put lo-jack or the bait car shit in cop cars to control them and prevent their equipment from being used against them and the public, but I guess that's too smart of a thing.

>>9062807
There was a LL video already cut or started recording after like 60 bikers surrounded and threatened a guy in a big pick up truck and he plowed through probably the weakest part of the group.

Fuck those biker shits.

They do such dangerous shit and then act all hurt when their selfish maneuvers through traffic don't go according to plan.

>>9061974
I'm not bothered by the "push in line." It's the proximity and speed of the driver.
If the road width allows for it, fine. But if the lane division only allows for the space of barely the mirrors like above, no. Unnecessary risk of property damage, especially in inclement weather.
Saving money on fuel only supports the motorcyclists argument and "everyone gets to their destination faster?" If you have a ridiculous number of motorcyclists on the road, each taking up 2 meters, without pairing, then sure. Otherwise it's not that significant.
Road wear? If a motorcyclist drives in the center of the road it's no different. Plus, motorcycles weigh 6 to 10 times less than sedans, so it's not a great impact.

>>9063457
Cop cars DO have lo-jack, it's merely a way to track them. The things used by bait cars is too dangerous to implement as a bad wreck could trigger it causing the occupants to be trapped inside.

>>9063519
What does it have to be a bad wreck? Can't it be slowed down slowly?

You're assuming criminals in cop cars would wreck less without bait car controls. Why can't the cop wear a radio beacon and the car turns (and locks the door) if the car moves 50ft away? It would be hard to get in too much trouble within 50 ft.

>>9063600
There are still a million things that could go wrong or cause it to malfunction, when there is already a valid solution that is completely free: take the keys out. If the criminal can reliably hotwire a modern car, which they are designed for that to be difficult, then they could probably learn how to disable the "bait car" mechanism. 2 points of failure so far. To top it off, it would likely be obscenely expensive, and that's not something I would want to be paying taxes for. I hate blindly funding police and government entities as it is, this would add to that.

>>9055844
Stop drop and roll you fucking idiot!!

>>9063658
Sounds like you're making strawmen arguments now.

The original stated problem was to prevent criminals from quickly jumping in a cop car and driving away unimpeded necessitating anything short of another car chase to stop them.

The probability of your "million" things that you state can go wrong all approach zero, mostly due to limited time constraints.

>>9058772
fucking retards, you get what you deserve, buckle up sandniggers

>>9055844
Anyone have the full liveleak link?

>>9062726

>>>Superboy

>>9063710
There is no strawman, I'm refuting your point directly. The baitcar mechanism is great for it's purpose, being in a bait car. As a means to stop vehicle theft from a commonly used and much abused vehicle, it's terrible. The mechanism isn't designed to be used that way, and many things could go wrong causing it to fail at either it's intended purpose, or by activating when it is not meant to. Even if everything worked perfectly, There is still the argument of price. The theft of police cars creates a cost that would be MUCH lower than outfitting every police car with this shitty idea.

>>9063742
>>9063710
I also forgot

FUCKING CAR KEYS

>>9055851
when god gives you a sign

>>9063455
>implying niggers don't fall for "free" hand outs in order to stay "poor" and voting democrat
first world countries are no strangers to dangerous stupidity

>>9060961
>when your maneuver lets all the smoke out of your hotbox

>>9061065
A twist to a classic tale

>>9063760

lol'd

>>9063866
What the fuck is even going on here.

If he was in the truck, why jump out? What is even happening to his truck that he'd feel the need to jump out?

The second truck obviously just didn't have its parking brake on.

>>9063290
I think it lands on him too, so it's fine.

>>9063908
I'd assume the fat fuck undid the parking brake on a decline and fat fuck isn't athletic enough to jump in so he falls ever so gracefully. Followed by usain bolt trying to make a dash to save it only to have this truck do the same.

>>9063908
First guy was getting out of his truck and didn't realize he didn't park it

Second guy did the same

It's not that complicated

>>9062837
>not checking before opening door/stepping out in parking lot
>some prick darts into the stall next to you without confirming a door isn't open or a person hasn't just gotten out
>lose a door or your life because you couldn't be arsed to check for less than one goddamned second before hopping out

Nigger I even check my sides/mirrors before I get out in my own fucking garage. If you make such a simple safety practice a habit and never lapse it will ALWAYS protect you. This is basic traffic safety, no different than checking your mirrors and clearance a second time before starting to move over when changing lanes.

>>9063434
I never said that. I'm just saying that it upsets me that they couldn't get away with it in this case.

Also, north America would be a utopia today if the slaves were sent back to Africa

>>9055851
is it bad that i found that funny?

>>9061461
lmao ur a stupid nigger

>>9063940
hallelujah, brother

>>9063972
No, why?

>>9063309
Hello summer.

>>9058945
its not having more rights because we can fit up the lane. you sound liek a fat person demanding their rights are being violated because they cant fit through a nromal doorway.

>>9061974
I hope u get ran over by a tractor while ur running around on ur dinky bicycle, fagget.

>>9058772
i love seeing these savages kill themselves

>>9060058
>Max'd Luck

>>9056173

This was the woman who was literally about to win the olympic gold before she overcooked that turn and cracked three vertebrae. I think she probably knows more about bike handling than you.

Unless that's you Lance. Is it you?

>>9062283
>disturbing content
>just some road fire
do brits get offended if they see a dog pooping?

>>9061033
fuck police. wish that guy he hit died

>>9063170
kek

>>9063991
More like dead on the wheel

>>9064085
What if I told you most police are doing their job correctly, and you're being a petulant child for wanting all police to die?

>>9063879

Holy shit it looks like he just jumped into another dimension, there wasn't even a bounce, actually gave me a good kek

>>9063963
fellas, you can hate pigs AND niggers at the same time.

>>9063991
wtf is going on here? narcolepsy? seizure?

>>9064117
Yeah probably the guy just passed out while driving.
He can clearly be seen regaining consciousness and staring at the wheel wondering 'wtf is just happening, where am I?'

>>9063859
That was the best possible exit that guy could have.

>>9063262
I think the guy in stripes at the far right got smushed.

>>9064018
why am I laughing

>>9056524
She's more like a 3/33 at best.

>>9062283
>>9064078
if you look closely, you can see one of the bikers catch on fire.

>>9063991
Looks like a Jackass scene.
"Hello I'm Johnny Knoxville and today I'm driving hands free"

>>9064034
must be a woman

>>9055844
when fantastic man for got he was not human torch?

>>9063991
Thats some shit driver who makes videos forcing close calls and honking at people who cross him 3 miles away.

Typical autist with one hundred mental problems.

Why do you let these retards drive?

>>9064258
Post awesome sauce nao!

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>>9064178
Kekd, good one

>>9064165
>watch the whole thing
he at least got on a knee

>>9060974
holy cumbuckets

>>9062564
as if no one saw it the first time it was posted

>>9064096
What if I told you the FBI has known about police corruption and have been struggling to battle white supremecist infil(traitor)s for decade?
probably one of those white kids that got beat up for saying the word nigger and not just typing it on 4chan replies. police still wont protect you from niggers, may as well be one yourself anon.

>>9064399
Knowing about police corruption, and the majority of police being normal people doing their jobs, are two separate and coincident happenings. Most cops aren't corrupt, but it's still good to get rid of those that are.

>>9064034
"Square peg doesn't fit in the round hole? Maybe the square one does."

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>>9064018
>hoover board

>>9064420
In relation to the post that started this all,
it's worth considering how YOU would act if you saw YOUR mate almost get killed by some 'tard in a stolen car.
How restrained and professional would you be able to act in the seconds that follow before you can compose yourself.

>>9064654


>>9064420
>>9064096
Here. I can't say since I've never been in that type of situation, but I'd probably react like any other normal human; extreme anger. Now obviously we have to take a step back and realize that it's a bad thing to do, regardless of how much the person deserves the beating. You still have to understand the thoughts and feelings of the people (that's really what police are) who just saw their brother get maimed by the same type of shitty asshole they see on a day to day basis. Completely unjustified but understandable.

>>9064676
>Now obviously we have to take a step back and realize that it's a bad thing to do,
when you're in the heat of the moment and see you something like that, technically it's unjustified because the force is being used for more than simply restraining the offender.
But even though it's technically unjustified I can understand it, and I don't know if I could do any better.
Maybe the cunt needs a bit of a beating to remember not to fucking try to kill people. None of this would have happened if he didn't stop.

>>9063717
this

>>9061065
Truck's cab gets turned by the first train to face the impending doom from the second.
That would be the ultimate moment where you know you are fucked.

>>9062433
No one cares about your opinions. NOT. A. SINGLE. PERSON. Keep your multi-tagged idiocy to yourself.

>>9062564
keked

>>9061055
Black Lives Splatter

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>>9061310
I think your tinfoil hat is interfering with the operations of your calculator.

Venezuela has proven oil reserves of 297.6 billion barrels. The other Middle East countries in the world's top 10 oil countries with the biggest oil reserves (Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, U.A.E, and Libya) have a combined 813.65 billion barrels.

http://geab.eu/en/top-10-countries-with-the-worlds-biggest-oil-reserves/

>>9063103
keked

>>9060974
New fruitgushers commercial?

>>9055844
More like this with audible screams or pained sounds? Not necessarily fire-related.

>>9061073

Tires spread weight out a lot. I got my foot run over once and the car rolled over it like it was made of concrete and it did no damage.

>>9055916
Victim of a really good yo mama joke

>>9064399
>white supremecist infil(traitor)s for decade?

TOP FUCKING KEK
WHITE SUPREMACIST ARE INFLITRATING EVERTYING! CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE

top fucking kek anon, white supremacists haven't had power for 30 years.

>>9061051
>CAR OUTTA NOWHERE

>>9061065

Oh good, he just managed to stop in tiiiiiiimeOHGOD!

>>9061974

>cager

Yeah, no. Get fucked organ donor.

>>9063991
>when jesus takes the wheel

>>9064078
They really do. If you splash water on someone by driving on a puddle you can get charged. Also look at the Metropolitan Polices' photos of confiscated weapons at school that consist of rulers and sticks.

>>9063991
Just your average Mustang driver.

>>9062807
Seems to me the driver was being a dick earlier.

>>9067000
checked

>>9060100
>implying Philippines is part of the real civilized world