Webms of your own homemade content, come on post what you got.
>>9035672
>>9035679
>>9035687
>>9035687
That tittie
>>9035687
I've never seen that before, ya know they call her biggie smalls
>>9035672
She's really hot, but what a fucking shithole of an apartment...she deserves way better with a body like that.
>>9035729
ya know i dont think she really cares, seeing as shes riding him pretty joyfully.
>>9035729
^^^ Angry rich fag that doesn't get laid..
>>9035729
>she deserves way better with a body like that
this line of thinking is all is wrong with current society
>>9035687
She only have enough for half a boob job?
>>9035729
why am I laughing so much
>>9035679
Take a shower
>>9035729
That looks like the right place for a girl with a deflated boob.
>>9035932
Seriously though OP, is that natural or a single boob job?
>>9035932
its actually normal, these kissless virgins base their sexual knowledge from porn.
>>9037076
uneven size is normal, but a huge difference like this is abnormal
"abnormal" as in "not common", which is definitely the case
regardless, these clips are shit, like really fucking bad
i love these threads for all the butthurt
OP's clips look a lot like "3rd world girlfriend" which is better than the usual "blurry dorm room fumble"
>>9037561
It is in india so...
Just from a computer camera
Post more nigga
>>9035687
the uneven boobs kind of makes her specially beautiful for some reason. They both look great isolated, so maybe it's that.
Fuck the haters OP your girl is hot, that body is insane
>>9035672
SILENT BOB?!
>>9038758
Can't unsee, kek.
>>9038758
Nice ass
>>9039220
hot as fuck, more?
>>9035687
Woah that asymmetry is extreme
>>9035687
hottest case of wonky tits i've ever seen
>>9035672
more?
>>9039502
OP said girlfriend not prostitutes. Quite obvious no one would bother with that babby dick for free.
>>9035672
>>9039502
Hihi tiny penis
>>9039314
ill treat you to another one
>>9039494
looks like she's blowing a toothpick
>>9035729
SHE'S PRETTY SO SHE GET SPECIAL TREATMENT :DDDD
fuck off nigger
>>9039543
I want summer fags to leave.
>>9038723
sauce?
>>9037087
Thank god you posted all those other 'not shit' webms!
>>9035672
song has terrible speed for fucking....also, how does her body imply what she deserves?
>>9039558
She's trying so hard to hold down all that fucking foreskin kek
>>9039646
virgin, really
My roommate.
>>9039702
HAhaha Wrong one. Sorry.
>>9035729
You probably don't go out much.
Really hot women are everywhere, they are not exclusive to rich fags.
Plus, if you play an instrument in a not-so-bad band and you're not horrible looking, you can get that kind of women EASY.
>>9039220
If you advance the video manually, it looks like transformers porn.
>>9039715
bruh you don't even need to play an instrument
>>9039737
she had a car accident and her back is usually stiff
>>9039702
Needs to stop skipping leg day
>>9035672
Ethan & Hila??
>>9039757
What's this one's last name mate?
>>9035672
good song actually, shame it cuts right before the hook
>>9035672
name of song?
>>9039502
holy baby dick
>>9040461
Alina Baraz - Make You Feel
>>9039760
as I was going threw these I started to think I really wanna see ethan and hila bang..
>>9035672
How do you get your vlc to record in such high quality? Do you have a nice webcam or something?
>>9039619
nigga, its OC
>>9041453
moar
Ex
>>9041450
a mac webcam, used vlc just to trim parts i wanted to convert
>>9039502
mods?? im sure CP is banned here.
>>9035672
Ay Dios mio, SALSA
>>9039702
Source please
>>9039618
>Just in the feelings
>>9042059
Litraly the best tits iv ever seen good show old sport
>>9039707
more??
looked like it was just getting started
>>9042384
>Litraly the best tits iv ever seen
>good show old sport
mate are you fucking high or just 14?
>>9035729
Elliot Rodger please go.
>>9039755
I am kekking over here
>>9042723
100% Guarantee it's your body language. Women pick up on like, a thousand things that we as men overlook.
Learn confident body language so that women won't detect desperation on you.
>>9035672
You must be slinging some pretty good weed ya filthy hippie
>>9042723
you are probably at 140lb lanky faggot that stinks of awkwardness
>>9039707
TRIM NAILS
>>9039737
Implying that you know a better way to ride a cock. KEK
>>9044995
>fat fucks are fucking and my tall athletic dick is still virgin
more though?
>>9045394
What kind of dick exercises are you doing? I'm trying to make my big fat dick look more athletic
>>9045492
Dick squats obvs bruh
>>9045492
cock push ups
>>9035729
thats why you'll never get laid
>>9035672
Prostitutes don't count, OP.
>>9045492
I go swimming and use my dick as a turbine
>>9042475
Sorry but that isn't 4.5". I bet it is like 3.5" max. It's length is basically the width of her palm, so unless she is abnormally tall/big woman, which it doesn't appear, theres no way thats 4.5"
Is the anon it belongs to still here to settle it once an for all?
Moar please!!
>>9039691
wow that gap
loose pussy/tiny dick
>>9039220
Now that is coordination...and hot
>>9042055
Damn!
>>9045833
what gap? the only gap that would suggest a small dick or loose pussy would be a literal gap between the vaginal walls and the dick, but that doesn't exist. what are you talking about?
>>9035932
h8'ers gonna h8, she looks hot to me, good luck dealing with her family
>>9039401
She Asian by any chance?
>>9041453
except it's been posted a million times
>>9048628
yes, and mostly by him
he's one of those annoying faggots who spams his shit fucking everywhere and very often pretends like he someone else who saved it to make it look like it's popular
>>9035729
richfag here
you're thinking like I did when I was a loser edgy teen
>>9048497
another ex
>>9045606
Guy on the vid confirmed it many times on a few threads before.
>>9035687
she has great tits on their own
but they're also like, a great tit from two completely different sets.
>>9035679
the spooky rasta scared me at the end
>>9039502
where's the rest?
>>9046787
she's damn good at multi-tasking
>>9049799
You mean the rest of the footage or the rest of the baby dick?
>>9035672
What disgusting cultural appropriation, shave those dreadlocks, you disgusting cis white male
>>9048497
Good stuff
>>9050645
fucking disgusting hambeast
>>9050645
Need to see that face to make full assessment. So far so good. Also, the anon above me is an imbecile.
>>9048601
Holy fuck she looked like a great lay! grats Anon!
>>9042723
Youre not GOOD-looking is what you meant to say
Not being awful isnt enough..
>>9042723
I'm 100 lbs overweight and only 5'8" and i had sex last week.
Stop being a fucking spaz, women are people treat them as if you kinda want to fuck them but if you don't it's cool and they will fuck you about 50% of the time.
>>9042487
Underrated post.
>>9042723
One way is to lead in with that you've never kissed a girl. You can have her teach you how
For you spergy virgins:
Wear a wedding ring and just flirt with a lot of women, but act like you want to fuck them but can't. They will start chasing you. Don't say anything about being married, if they bring it up, tell them it's complicated or that you don't want to talk about it.
Getting laid is easy when you're married. I took off my wedding ring because the temptation was too much, women basically through themselves at you.
girlfriend from when we first started dating
>>9053114
hey it's that faggot who spammed this ugly cunt on /b/ for fuckign ages, over and over and over again, always pretending to be someone else "looking for more"
that shit was absolutely fucking hilarious
>>9035672
THUNDERFOOT GETTIN THAT PUSSY
>had sexy vids with first girlfriend
>computer died
>had sexy vids with second girlfriend
>laptop got stolen
well... shit
>>9053698
kek
>>9035729
You remind of this dude. 6'6, former basketball player, makes good money. Has the same outlook as you, goes on and on about girls deserving his richer apartment, better body, bigger cock etc. He does continues to do this while remaining mostly alone because his personality was trash. Was also arrested for stalking an ex lol
>>9035687
is she left-handed?
>>9048497
my hero
>>9042723
Stop using the term "manlet" for one.
>>9058587
Good.
>>9035687
You know it's funny because her boon isn't really wonky, look at the angle her shoulders are at near the start, and how the boobs look when she leans back and her shoulders level out, those tips look perfect.
If say she just has some naturally loose skin, and the sheer weight of those puppies pulls the other down more than the other, depending on the angle of the dangle.
T. Recently self proclaimed tit scientist
>>9045599
underrated post desu
>>9039502
That's hot, I want to suck that
>>9035687
Clearly Indian
>>9035672
More OP, or sauce?
20yo gf
>>9035687
>all these virgins who've never seen non-porn tits (or a girl leaning to one side) before
LMAO
>>9048721
i came i saw i came
>>9039220
jack off and masturbate? what is this? middle school?!
>>9059303
Read the fucking thread title you illiterate sack of human waste
>>9048721
but... why is the video cut off?!
>>9059780
You don't actually think most of these are OC do you? A good half have been posted here for fucking ages.
thoughts?
>>9059879
>>9053057
and this spergy virgins is how you get std's
>>9059736
>One areola is clearly three times bigger than the other
She's got nice wonky tits m8, but she ain't normal.
>>9039759
>implying he goes to the gym at all
>>9039715
Hahaha muh band! Underage bait detected
>>9053698
Underrated post
>>9059474
Think i know her, does her name start with a C?
>>9060126
>random, generic as fuck, obese ass
>I think I know her
>>9045599
fucking lol
Why do all of 4chan's users with rancid girlfriends post here to get off on the fact that their repulsive bitch is somehow attractive to someone else? OP's girl is the first and only attractive one I've ever seen, and I didn't even clock the face yet.
What's more is that you aren't allowed to point this out without being willing to post a video of yourself having sex on the Internet. It isn't 2004 anymore, there are in fact people on the Internet with girlfriends who aren't repulsive, and finding your girlfriend repulsive doesn't mean that person doesn't have one.
>>9035687
Got any more, anon?
>>9059024
Self esteem booster because you can deep throat it without gagging?
>>9039759
yoiu guys make it really hard to fap making me lose my shit and whatnot
>>9060205
Butthurt virgin detected
>>9059084
>Homemade OC
>ideepthroat.com
>>9059879
Lucky chap.
>>9058245
Quit being so sensitive. Nobody uses manlet IRL, it's just 4chan lingo for short male.
>>9039707
Where do you live? Looks familiar...
>>9059084
>deepthroat.com
Sauce ?
>>9063492
>the feeling of being ignorant of one of porn's GOAT
>>9050707
You have to be gay.
>>9039220
>reposts in an OC thread
>people buy it
>complaining about porn on a porn board
>>9042055
this one was good
>>9035729
She doesn't care about your apartment bro she cares if you take command and don't be a fucking bitch.
Alright.. new guy here. Best way to make a webm with sound? I got two or three I can make
would fucking love to see some OC creampie stuff
can anyone deliver?
>>9053114
With sound please ?
>>9048547
Dude the head of your dick looks like Kirby when he's a UFO
>>9060126
Nope, it's my OC.
>>9039713
More? She has skills
>>9039757
im sure JeDarius will loosen it up for her
>>9038758
kek, Don't expect an reply.
>>9059209
that's hot though
>>9064733
Came for the faps.
Left with the lols.
>>9035672
Sausage, is that you? You shouldn't have cheated on sniperwolf ya know...
>>9042059
Please make more
>>9042059
This is beautiful. This is Hot.
>>9035672
Any of you guys got any suggestions for this situation:
my girl has never seen porn and wants to watch some next time we fuck, with the following requests:
Hetrosexual
Lots of standing up positions
Good looking people (I assume this means tasteful camera work, etc).
Bonus for redheads/ginger girls.
>>9048701
she doesn't take your load? wtf?
>>9058907
I've fucked some girls with weird tits, it's always the girls you don't expect. One literally had half a nipple on one side. Said it was from an accident when she was a kid, really funny lookin. Then the one I'm fucking atm is a bit of a dog but has amazing tits. You never know..
>>9066649
X-Art is usually pretty nicely shot and generally tasteful and sensual. Their male cast is also pretty handsome, especially compared to what's common in mainstream porn.
>>9066945
breh w2c a gf like this
>>9039565
Hey i think I know her,austrian? Named Lena?
>>9069307
spooky
Tell me how to webm and i'll upload a shitty quality version of my super ex.
She sounds like 100% weeb.
>>9039618
>Soon.
>>9069307
>SHE NEED SOME MILK!!!!
>>9059084
Good old Heather
>>9069502
Download ffmpeg
open command line
ffmpeg -i /path/to/file.avi super-ex.webm
>>9069578
may or may not be worth it. give me a minute.
i've got hours of footage from half a dozen ex-gf's, but honestly i cant be fucked cutting it down into webm's.
also have a few hundred gig saved from my last trip to thailand, but again, why would i spend hours editing and rendering it so i can assist randoms on the internet get off.
>>9069578
I used a free online converter, the original file is 70mb.
>>9069636
if it is only that you (reasonably) cannot be fucked cutting it, you could just upload all uncut?
>>9069636
I'll gladly cut them for you
>>9069638
reference.
>>9039757
>and her back is usually stiff
>car accident
ok buddy
>>9059768
fucking more
>>9069638
more now
>>9069670
literally, all cock and ribs.
>>9035687
her tits be like o.O
>>9069638
diamonds
>>9069684
>>9060901
Nah just owner of the mini dick, doin his best. Poor fella... I bet he's an absolute cunt.
>>9069722
pls continue
nice dubs
>>9069722
Nice. I'd love to see more.
>>9069722
thanks, very interested. Are they all filmed from the corner?
>>9069722
fanfuckingtastic
>>9069744
nah, some are hidden camera footage and bad, some are by hand. depends on the girl.
>>9069743
have a small clip from my last trip to thailand
>>9069742
danke
>>9048663
hotter stuff i've ever seen!
>>9069777
part two of that clip.
>>9069857
thanks dude. glad you enjoyed it m8
>>9069785
Is this a hooker?
>>9042055
WOW
>>9049792
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>9069954
no. or at least if she was i never paid her and she never asked for money.
probably was.
>>9070002
How'd you fuck her then? What kind of shit do you need to do to just fuck girls like that?
Enjoy her big tits
>>9070020
i met her at a bar and talked with her for an hour. she was genuinely interesting. i took her out for dinner and then she asked to come spend the night with me. i thought she was a hooker the entire time but not once did she ask me for money, so either she was trying the long-con or just liked me.
since i've never met her again i assume she just liked me.
>>9070048
i cbf man. too much effort to do this shit. one day i'll upload more.
>>9045544
Under rated kek
>>9050645
I came to this. This is the my favorite body type. Thanks anon.
>>9042487
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
>>9048497
did you tan your naked body with a sock on your penis? Why is it a different color than your body.
>>9035687
left handed
the fuck outta here and learn symmetrical grid.
>>9068441
nope afraid not
>>9035687
I have the same drumset
>>9035729
lmao disagree.
>>9041894
of course she´s your ex look at that tiny dildo
>>9059072
its called riding the upside down bull
and not cow girl she´s not doing shit except moaning
>>9039707
is her name jenny?
OC
>>9069638
Any more of her?
>>9053114
name/any more info? looks familiar
>>9071321
More of this
>>9035729
Haha do you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
>>9039619
Have you been fucking paying attention at all?
>>9042405
Dude, you have to be really stupid if you don't understand what an opinion is.
>>9072057
(not even the guy you're responding to) You have to be really stupid to not understand that someone can disagree with your opinion
Slut ex
so, is it a requirement to be completely inept at using a camera to create "oc"?
>>9041894
More?
>>9035687
Never heard of lraeP drums........
>>9035687
MMMMMOOOOOAAAARRRRRR
>>9053057
Married, can't spell throw.....
>>9048601
Ew what is up with that pink line disgusting
Gf
>>9035697
... HAHAHAHAHHAHA
seeing all the hairy overweight dudes fucking in this thread has made me more confident in my own body.
>>9059879
don't post 14 year olds here, Anon.
>>9037076
that's not normal son. for them to not be the same exact yeah. for them to be multiple cup sizes different? kek.
>>9039619
Gianna Michaels.
>>9049700
underrated
>>9071100
>upside down bull
Bitch you know it's called NOT MISSIONARY, stop being such a cuck.
>>9035672
>sleeps on a futon
>has smelly hipster hair
>drums
>literally no furniture
you are a hope for us all OP
>>9073007
more?
>>9073302
I'm almost certain she had a tail and it's the scar from when she got it removed.
>>9073007
this is good
Ex gf
>>9035687
lazy tit detected
>>9074948
>147
>>9039737
and how do YOU ride kak?
>>9059669
More or source please