another rekt thread

what the fuck

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remember kids, safety first or you end up like a potato.

>>9033054
did he die?

>>9033058
kill yourself

>>9033058
kek

>>9033006
Surprised her lunch did spew out her mouth like a sprinkler with a landing like that

>>9033058
LOL xDDDD

>>9033058
Cool dude.
Hope that hot water damaged his rented porch and he gets evicted

>>9032995
hahahaha

>>9033255
let me guess
sprained ankle and a hairline fracture to a finger?

>>9033266
if that was a black man everyone would be screaming "he dindu nuffin"

>>9033017
this makes me sad

>>9033058
Lmao

>>9033280
He pulled out a water pistol like a fucking retard and got ventilated.

>>9033279
What's the context behind this?

>>9033058
Typical nigger, cant feed anything. Not even themselves

>>9032995
Is this from a porn? How much did she get paid for that

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>>9033006
Oh shit she went completly Hulk Hogan

>>9033319
>Help me !
lmao xD

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>>9033058

>>9033280
he deserved getting shot. what did he think was going to happen.

>>9033304
Looks like he got shot in the throat or chest. Probably nicked his jugular or something. Don't see a lot of arterial spray, but that dude's bleeding like a motherfucker.

>>9033058
This makes me so fucking sad.
I want to kill him...
I hope the kitten is ok now...
Anyone nows if she could get killed of somethink like that?

>>9033017
At least they didn't stop the music - that would have killed the mood.

>>9033366
Boiling water thrown at you? Yeah. Infection probably got the cat.

>>9033266
Did the cop gun have a laser pointer?

>>9033304
Yeah, I am probably the biggest anti-cop fag out there but it would have been irresponsible in the extreme for the cop to not take down a combative and apparently armed assailant.

>>9033338
lol where the hell did that person come from and where the hell did the other car go?

>>9033306
>whew he got lucky
>oh

>>9033116
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT?!?!

and at the end...the fucking kid with the camera....im speechless and numb

>>9033058
I would kill this guy by boiling him in water, fucking nigger

>>9033054
Schools should officially expose children to rekt videos, such as this one.

Like, who cares if it traumatizes some pussy faggot. Kids only hear about this shit but seeing it is a whole different thing. If every kid were to see this kind of thing it would lead to higher helmet usage throughout the country without a doubt.

>>9033058
further proof that niggers should be gassed

>>9033407
Anyone who would do this...

>>9033255
lost

>>9033300
Jesus

So this kid kicked the tire and it exploded on him?

The punishment does not fit the crime here. At all. I think that bus must have had extremely worn tires or something.

>>9033329
lost

>>9033006

her spine impaled her brain.

>>9033326
Underrated post

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>>9033402
have some more.

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if this was in usa, the man with the camera could have saved him.

>>9033389
>ah fuck holy shit im fucking alive
>*looks forward*

>>9033058

I laughed.

Fuck cats.

>>9033006
Umm
Is >>9033443 true?

If so, say you find yourself in her situation somehow. What is the ideal way to position yourself for such a fall?

No doubt you're getting fucked up but can you survive it somehow with at least not being a vegetable or cripple for life?

I'm guessing maybe straighten your body out flat, and place hands between landing surface and head?

>>9033405
Couldn't agree more on that

>>9033366
Fucking faggot this isn't Tumblr go cry to a church

>>9033472
Fetal Position

>>9033498
that's not even tumblr talk anon, you're just trying to be edgy

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>>9033472
if she were to land on her legs or back, she most likely would have lived but fucked for life.

>>9033498

>4chan gore thread elitism

yeah okay retard

>>9033537
>tell me that's being edgy
>on a rekt thread
>on 4chan

What did you expect to find here? Dogs playing with kittens? Grow up

>>9033457
At the cost of all the other attacks due to handing out guns to crazies.

>>9032995

There is no way they are getting paid enough for that.

>>9033058
Boiling water turns cats into donald duck? This is some educational shit

>>9033611
Father owed money to the yakuza and sold her body to them to pay it off. Some of the more extreme porn companies in Japan are owned by the yakuza.

That said, there is no rape or real torture going on here. The women still consent to all of this before hand. Some of them just end up regretting it when the actual scene plays out.

>>9033304

Apparently she hurt or killed some girl while trying to steal her purse. Undercover cop got him.

>>9033419
Never kick a tire. Sometimes they are near the failing point and they will explode VIOLENTLY and fuck you up bad.

>>9032995
Is that a laser gun or some shit?

>>9033359
Junkrat?

>>9033631
Damn shitty fathers

>>9033663
Nevermind, didn't finish watching the webm

>>9033472

A friend falled from a similar height and survived, despite breaking pretty much every bones except his spine. He even had internal bleeding and damage.

He will limp forever, but he will live mostly a normal life. I guess I got lucky, but also he was fit, unlike that landwhale.

He doesn't recall how he felt though, but I'm pretty sure he didn't land straight on his ass, which is probably the worst position to land in, breaking your spine for sure, impaling your brain, etc.

You can find stuntmen videos on youtube of guys falling from pretty high (although not as high as this) and it seems that the "proper" / "optimal" way to land, is to land on your feet with your legs not straight, kind of like a spring, to soften the blow, and try to have your upper body ready to roll ahead.

Easy to say though.

>>9033300
witnessed

>>9033417
Thats the cutest fucker on earth

>>9033417
whats the song?

>>9033017
If this get me hard and other gore does too am I fucked? please need answers I want to seek medical help before its too late.

>>9033311
Steamed/boiled cat meat cant be that bad.

>>9032995
Requesting source lad

>>9033058
I'm in conflict.

On one hand, I like his treatment of the cat.

On the other, he is a dirty nigger.

Don't know what to feel.

>>9032995
RUSH B NO STOP

>>9033896
pretty sure you're a nigger too.

>>9033639
>Never kick a tire
Good advice. Never really felt like kicking one but now I'm almost afraid of them.

What's their explosive "fuck you up" range so to speak?
Direct contant? You safe if you're one foot away?

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>>9033895
i can only give you this.

>>9033905
Oh did I trigger you you faggot cat lover?

>>9033058
You can slowly kill todlers, you can torture an old woman, but cats, no fuck this nignog mother fucker

>>9033058
support the police in their crusade fellas

>>9033617
This is not a ylyl thread, but i still lost.

>>9033879
Its from super mario land on game boy

>>9033058
I don't know how I feel

>>9033017
For what purpose?

>>9033882
Yeah, I guess you're kinda fucked, but it's a good thing that you are aware of that, and you want to change, so it could be worse. Seek help

>>9033116
MADONNA!

>>9033378
Looks like it. There's also a flashing strobe to disorient the target

>>9033058
>all these fucking 9gaggers flipping over some fucking cat

some animals deserve it
i used to have like 2-3 cats that kept making my house their fucking hideout every day, used to fight and fuck in my attic, you should've heard them at 3am how they banged. i killed like 5 and then they stopped coming

same with dogs that wonder the streets at night and bark at nothing

>>9033058
i want to fucking take you and spill boiling water over you... i hope you'll have a painful slow death you fucking asshole

>>9033232
omg so funny xddd... NO

go to hell if you find that funny

>>9033471
Nigger lover.

>>9033302
pls die

>>9033058
That nigger is in prison now getiing bum fucekd by his fellow monkeys. His personal info got leaked and shit

>>9033449
So sad when qts die

>>9034089
He deserve that ahahahahah

>>9033471
pls
fucking
die
now

>>9034089
That's brilliant.

>>9034086

taconiggers

>>9033058
Daquan Smith

>>9033329
so which monkey won?

>>9034179
Daquan Smith 104 sasafras drive Vancebro N.C.

>>9033445
The fuck were they doing batting at the flames like that? Dude was dead anyways, but christ.

>>9033457
Cameraman could here too. There's a shotgun and rifle about 4 metres from me. Locked up, but there.

>>9033359
that guy must've been so drugged
you can't just sit still like that while burning, it hurts too much, your body will move on its own trying to escape the pain

>>9034089
holy shit niggers are retarded

>>9033498
Cannot wait for you edgy fucktards to go back to Middle school.

>>9034149

Nope, i hate them both.

>>9033326
BROTHURRRR

>>9033457
wtf why are all citroen ads so fucking dope

>>9034175

No faggot.

Where the fuck do you think you are

>>9033086
Yes. When shaking like this happens after a head injury, you're pretty much going into a seizure and you need paramedic attention within 2 minutes or you're done.

>>9033449
>Some guy shooting "help my mother PLEASE!"

fuck...

>>9033017
That's why you go to these things, right?

>>9033899
rush b or i kill u

>>9034202
actually the fire quickly burns the nociceptors and thermoceptors in the skin making it "relatively" painless

>>9033882
chop off nob, its the only way

>>9034191
>The fuck were they doing batting at the flames like that?
Saving his life you moron?

>>9034127

if you're going to kill anything kill it fast. boiling water on something domesticated would just make you a fucking assclown

>>9033329
some animal planet shi righ hur

>>9033457
Implying that people in the USA would give a shit about someone else in the first place.

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ahha men xddd

>>9033058
this was old. nigger that did it got charged

>>9033039
red rash to the fucking max.
this is why you don't be a fucking retard and not wear a helmet.

>>9033255
where the fuck was he supposed to land? was there even somewhere?

>>9033457
lel he didnt hit him ^^ this was a missed shot on that guy on the ground

>>9033058
what a trash human being. oh wait. sorry. my mistake.

>>9034313
from the looks of it he might have been wearing one of those wingsuit things, either that or a parachute that didn't work.

>>9034191
yeah fuck them for trying to save his life, god, what idiots they are!

>>9032995
a jap with a decent ass, a shame

>>9034288
More?

>>9034313
he tried to parachute i think ;)

>>9033575
>>9033232
>>9033302
>>9033471
>>9033498
>>9033896
>>9033938

Boys...What's that smell....must be summer.

>>9034089
well, at least we know its real. Probably stolen tho

>>9033320
Story? Hopefully he is getting ass raped in jail daily by a rough trick named jim?

>>9034127
why and how do you killed them...?

>>9034376
found the psychopath

>>9032995
she got a fat ass tho

>>9034472
i thought the same lel ^^

>>9034472
Sup :-)

>>9034191

By then he was black. So just instinct to beat him I guess.

>>9033359
Fire platform behind him just watched him burn.

>>9033054
Not gore but that fucked me up more than brutal, bloody gore, I don't know why

>>9033306
Really!? Did this knucklehead not look EITHER way when he came upon the tracks and flashing warning lights!?!?

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>>9033017
>Peruvians
fucking animals

>>9033039
and he lived.
poor bastard

>>9033334
Oh yeah, you are still conscious for a few moments after you are decapitated. the time for your brain to stop receiving air and blood, I'd guess.

>>9033058
Fucking niggers.

>>9033058

kek

mostly cause cats are shit-tier.

>>9034165
I hope your right

>>9033329
nigger fighting dirty vs a fucking monkey kek

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>>9033449
Diversity
brought to you by - Sand Niggers and Friends

>>9033951
Jesus those kids are gonna be scarred for life

Oh wait its some middle-eastern shithole anyway they probably see this daily

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jep its a hammer

>>9033017
That fucken music

>>9034581
you can hear breaking his head ...

>>9033239
I just don't see why you would do this

>>9034413
le summer meme xD LE EDGY xD

please fuck off.

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>>9033263
naw he was trying to do a base jump off the bike and the parachute didnt deploy so he broke both legs and his back/pelvis

>>9034512
he slammed on the brakes and slid on the ice. the gate shouldve gone down but didnt

>>9033300
"...and he piled upon the tyre's black rim the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race..."

>>9033329
>Filename

>>9033379
Anti-cop fag here too, and watergun or not, my call ist, "MAXIMUM JUSTIFICATIONNNNNNNNNN!!!"

>>9033239
Must be Brazil.

>>9033457
>>9034191
>>9033449
>>9033116

Remember folks, this violence has absolutely NOTHING to do with Islam, which is the Religion of Peace™

>>9033280
fuck off /pol/

>>9033342
you're calling someone edgy on a rekt thread in 2016
there's no way you can't be baiting

I thought the other rekt threads had prepared me.
I thought I could handle this.
NOPE.avi

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>>9034581
Das a hammer man

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>>9034862
Also, I apologize in advance for not having funny/joke vids separated from serious shit.

>>9033379
Yeah, but see in other countries the police do something called "disarming" the situation, and possible taze the bastard. In Murica it seems a lot of cops have the automatic answer of "fill it with bullets". This isn't Judge Dredd.

>>9033405
Kid's won't care, they're retarded. It's better to try and let them learn the consequences first hand. If they don't learn they die. Natural selection at work.

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>>9034869
Dude who the fuck writes a story about
>a guy was ready to shoot his daughter and wife in the head, but cops showed up and talked him down so nothing happened
? You're only gonna hear about the situations that go south.

>>9033411
All hail Trump, ALL HAIL VICTORY!

>>9033266
Gun the assailant pulled was actually a BB gun.
They determined the shooting as an assisted suicide.

I honestly don't understand why some people can fucking stupid.

>>9033335
>XD?

Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>9034879
This is in a steven seagal movie on netflix, btw.One with the russian girl who escapes from The Juggernaut.

>>9032995
She burned my patch

>>9033449
Ah the fruits of multiculturalism

>>9033058

His name is Leon and he was caught:

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Rescue-Workers-Find-Cat-in-Boiling-Water-Video-367887951.html

>>9033376
If i remember right the cat found its way in a vets office and survived, was burnt pretty bad though

>>9033846
He's probably a coat now.

>>9034587
the way his yelling stops suddenly. that nigga gone

>>9034879
whats the music in the end called?

>>9033978
This made me realise.
What the fuck is wrong with me? I laugh when I see my own kind get fucked up. But as soon as one dem eggnogs hurts a cat I wanna see him die slowly.

>>9034986
Running In The 90's

>>9034987
Because they're harmless to us and look cute, they can be nuisances sure, but there are methods of getting rid of cats that don't involve throwing fucking boiling water on them. Especially after getting the cat close by pretending to offer food and clicking your tongue at them, it makes the stupid nigger look like a fucking psychopath.

Since the niggers dox are out there I wonder how much shit has been done to his house and how many times he got calls after that.

>>9034862
what the hell happened to this guy?

>>9033054
I honestly find this kinda stuff a lot more fucked up than gore.

Spooks me right the fuck out.

>>9033300
Did the tire tear off his underware too?

>>9033329
the fuckin filename got me lmao

>>9034496
kek

In a lot of car crash shit why does nobody ever just hit the breaks or slow down. Do most people not think to do that or were they just retards

>>9033472
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_landing_fall

knowing this is one of the only things worthwhile being a paratrooper these days

>>9034279
I don't see the cameraman caring too much, other than "i cant wait to post this on 4chan!" :]

>>9034878
that got me

>>9034869
In other countries, it's also much less likely that the person making a situation will be armed

>>9033017
Fun fact: bulls frequently go for the horse instead of the rider.

>>9033058
>Jugging a cat
Not cool.

>>9033593
You're goddamn right you spineless democrat.

>>9035099
Reasoning? Just a bigger target?

>>9033280
>Pull an object that looks like a gun out of your pants around a cop
>"WHY THE FUCK DID THEY SHOOT HIM >:(((

>>9033472
I jumped off a building that was about as high up as that, maybe a bit taller. Slightly obese by BMI standards, but not "fat fuck" levels (unless you're really mad at me I guess). If I had turned myself upside down I'd almost certainly be dead, and if I had landed flat (which is what they used to recommend) I'd probably be very fucked up for life, if not dead.

But I instinctively pussied out and stayed vertical, landing mostly on one leg. The broken pelvis and femur were fixed with surgery, but the foot on that leg is all droopy. I can lift it up a tiny bit almost a year after the incident, but it's not nearly enough to walk/run normally. But that's it. Not to say I don't fucking hate that day and my idiotic decision, but it could've been much worse if I had landed in any way other than feet-first.

>>9034590
Shit, I thought the edgelords were all coming from middle school. Looks like we got a primary school faggot bringing out the big guns by mocking what other people say.

Let's all bow down to this cunt. He is our god. Till summer break ends and he has to go back to school else mommy beats him.

>>9034165
No one, nigger or not, is gonna go to fuck-you-in-the-ass prison on animal cruelty charges you fucking hayseed.

>>9034919
what is this fake garbage

do us all a favor and delete it so you never post it again

>>9034698
It's just fringe extremist minorities doing those horrible things. Nothing to do with the REAL Islam.

>>9035099
Who the hell wouldn't, the horse looks like a more threatening opponent. being much larger an all.

>>9034866
Wait...
Where's the monkies?

>>9033017
fuckin spics

>>9034878
Very good point.
I blame the "media" for a lot of the shit that happens. So much shit stems back to them, but I guess they just report what people wanna see. Fuckin retarded Human race.

>>9034919
that is straight comical how he falls. Someone needs to gif that.

>>9035135
That was smarter than my method.

I figured if I drove fast enough and didn't wear a seatbelt I would go through the glass like in all those PSAs. One, I didn't get fast enough. Two, I just flew straight into the steering wheel.

The worst of it was a mere collapsed lung. I lost a good car too.

>>9035138
>literally underage.
I have never seen someone more high-school than you.

You were probably born in the 2000s.

>>9034698
the truck drive was just practicing Islam

>>9034870
you monster...

>>9034588
third worlders dude

>>9034199
You dumbass Eurofag, you're not saving anyone at that distance with a shotgun.

>inb4 B-b-b-but I's got a rifled barrel that shoots slugs you Amerifag.

I'm guesstimating they're 50 yards/meters out and there's about a 4" drop at that range. You'dve done nothing but shoot once, miss, identify yourself as a threat, and piss off terrorists with rifles that have a maximum effective range of 800-900 yards/meters.

>>9034921
xDxDxD
Someone would have to be pretty brain dead to not know they're on 4chan.
xDxDxD

>>9034949
Equality, destroying our own culture so the sandniggers can come in and blow us all up.

>>9035013
That could probably even fuck with the cat psychologically for a long time. Hope it got a good home after and recovered.

>>9033402
welcome to 4chan m8

>>9035077
lel
How old is that story? Kid dead yet?

>>9033054
Best impression of a seal ever!

>>9035094
Good point, but depends on the country.

>>9033017
I'd like to find who caused that poor horse to be in that ring and make a small cut in his face, then force his head into a bucket of water filled with piranhas and let them eat his face to the bone.

>>9035123
Because some cops are pussy little trigger happy baby faggots. There are ways of dealing with shit other than making the person swiss cheese. The Police's job is to protect the civilian populace I'm pretty sure, not fill the civilian populace with bullet holes.

>>9033058
You should know better than to post shit like this here, 4chan has ruined people for this.

>>9035185
Maybe in some backwater country.
I'm pretty sure anyone in high-school would qualify.

Incorrect, but sure whatever.

>>9035261
The story is old, nigger already got charged.

>>9034906
Ooh that felt good

>>9033417
Thank your for the pallet cleanser senpai

>>9032995
she must have burned tons of patches

>>9033266
damn, im going to have to pick up one of those strobes.

>>9034862
sauce /story??

>>9033472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJ90doKqRs
parkour landing maybe

>>9033334
but muh religions

>>9033017

They keep big fucking guns around just in case they need to kill the bull before it does this to a person, why the fuck didn't they just put that poor thing down ASAP?

>>9033058
fuck cats mayne srs

>>9035077
Funny how if you take this situation and replace "Extreme Sports" with "Sexual Transitioning" it's suddenly socially acceptable.

>I definitely see it in her eye
>She definitely dressed up like a girl and I interpret that to mean she wants to be a girl

>>9035398
DONT WATCH THE ABOVE ITS A JUMPSCARE

>>9034897
lmao the guy fell on the other kids head double kill

>>9034588
greenhouse gas from cow poop

>>9033058
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/06/police-accuse-chicago-teen-of-pouring-boiling-water-on-cat-posting-video-on-facebook/

>>9034217
Underrated post. Well done.

>>9033575
>telling someone on 4chan to 'grow up'

Nigger, you're fucking stupid.

>>9035396
>has absolutely no qualifications in psychiatry
>thinks he knows how psychiatrists diagnose gender dysphoria in children

kek
There's never an educated bigot, is there? Every last one's an ignoramus like you.

>>9034897
monkeys

>>9034581
fucking deserved. he stole his keys.

>>9033058
Fuck cats

>>9033919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRKvjKr7l0

Just don't be close in general. You need to be several feet away.

>>9034698
GOLD

>>9033058
That's a typical nigger.
Ain't even mad for the cat, but he could have atleast killed it and send it to his starving family in nigeria or some shit like that.

>>9035430
Straight from the DSM section on Gender Dysphoria:
>For a person to be diagnosed with gender dysphoria, there must be a marked difference between the
individual’s expressed/experienced gender and the gender others would assign him or her, and it must
continue for at least six months. In children, the desire to be of the other gender must be present and
verbalized. This condition causes clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or
other important areas of functioning.

You dont need to be a credentialed psychiatrist to be able to read the DSM

>>9035398
i got rekt.

>>9035430
basically, it's 4chan they literally advertise that on the top banner lol

>>9033882
No you're not fucked, but that is very abnormal. Don't freak out, just seek counseling. The worst thing you can do it make yourself feel like a freak, you're not. But you should make sure you talk to someone about this - a professional who can help you work through why you find this sexually arousing.

>>9033320
i bet that white girl isn't a liberal anymore

>>9035466
Yep, this is a rekt thread alright.

>>9035407
pretty sure its meant to give someone a seizure

>>9035258
It's NOT the police force's job to protect the populace, it's their job to enforce the laws.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia

>>9033266
whoo, he sure painted him up

>>9033116

>>9034592

This. Still a bit of a retard for misjudging the slipperiness of the road, but it's an easy mistake to make.

>>9035513
elaborating on your point....while the police have no duty to protect you, you have a legal obligation, under criminal penalty, to assist an officer if it is requested.

Every single state in the US and even the US Customs department has regulations about the citizens DUTY to assist law enforcement officers upon request, under fear of criminal prosecution.

>>9035407
>>9035398

Kinda hurts the eyes, too.

>>9035523
It's fucked, and I don't agree with it, but I understand the ruling. If it went the other way, every officer ever could be prosecuted every time someone died at all.

>>9034906
Credit to whoever made this keeping it short

>>9033575
eat thumbtacks

>>9033879
darude sandstorm

>>9035430
>>9035480
Don't you have some children to molest in the name of progressivism, xir?

>>9035139
He was convicted of felony animal torture IIRC. While in jail some of the other inmates must have heard about his little stunt, because he was beaten as ass raped so hard he had to wear a diaper for weeks afterwards.

>>9035486
This happened in my city. Fucking bullshit pisses me off. I remember when I was young and this place was a big city with a small town mindset. Now it tries to hold on to that, but shit heads like this think they can be the next big thing here. There was virtually no gangs here so a bunch of worthless dick biters thought it would be great to come here for some kind of bullshit "business opportunity". Now you have shit like this happening to nice people, and we don't have the proper measures in place yet. Meanwhile, the police think they are dealing with bigger and better things, so nearly 75% of their arrests are targeted to DUI's.

I don't want to move because it's still nicer than most places, but I don't want to see it turn to shit. What's a guy gotta do to get away with vigilante justice around here?

>>9034869
anti-cop fag here as well. in the video, it's past the de-escalation point. the guy has already pulled out what for the purpose of this situation is functionally a gun (because he is presenting it as one and it looks exactly like one). you can see how they were in the process of de-escalating it by taking the guy outside of the restaurant and talking to him. the guy was trying to commit suicide by cop. you can't just stand there and talk do him as he draws a weapon and points it at you. this is one of the situations where firing on him is a defensible response.

>>9034906
Disgusting. A man should never hit a woman.

>>9035637
You're retarded. She hit him first, so fair game. All he did was slap her open handed.

If an individual hits you, you have every right to hit back, fuck that "never hit a woman" bullshit.

>>9034288

Damn this really bothered me. Just when I thought I was a desensitized edgelord.

>>9035250
Back to your pc shelter. Welcome to the real world the person who caused that probably got a nice pay cheque as a reward.

>>9035667
>that edge
Yes but he is a man so obviously is stronger, so he would do much more damage to her. She wouldn't really be able to do any damage to him.

>>9035713
Why do people on this board value animals over humans? I bet you they eat meat. Since when did 4chan turn into Tumblr?

>>9033921
Great ass for an asian.

Would form a zygote with/10

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>>9035720

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>>9035748
To bad her perfect ass will be scarred now.

>>9034288
Story?

>>9035771
I was only pretending to be a retard!
I wish these stupid women would get curb stomped

>>9035420
This thread is better than most YLYL threads. Lost.

>>9035637
>>9035667
I'd never hit a lady, but I'll knock a bitch out.

That ain't no lady.

>>9035788
I am surprised at how much unfunny shit is in the YLYL threads.

>>9035735
They're white people, they treat family right

>>9035483
↑Same as↓
>>9035398
Just some faggot troll trying to jumpscare people. Q_Q Or give them seizures. Fuck head.

>>9035376
Happened in India, I understand everything they said and even read the report on the incident when it occurred a while back. Basically a few guys wanted to get some publicity for something to promote awareness (can't remember what exactly) and payed this man money so he would be set on fire and record it on video. They promised it would be a small fire on him and it would be quickly put out soon afterwards, However they miscalculated and the fire was enormous and too risky for anyone to get near him to put the fire out. He basically is screaming for the guys to help put the fire out and they can't do a thing because he's running like a chicken with his head cut off and the pure strength of the fire is too much. Near the end you can hear one of the guys saying to finally get the water they were planning to use on him.

If you ask me they did it all on purpose and knew what they were doing...

>>9035513
Hm, interesting.
Feels like that should be their job. Everything makes more sense now.

>>9035809
Yes, but you would think a human would be more sympathetic towards humans right?

>>9035550
IF we got rid of our niggers and wiggers, then there would be less issues. Cops used to walk around with 38. specials.

>>9035606
Ah thanks for story anon, makes more sense now.

I'd still say you should probably use one of the many non-lethal options of taking someone down, but I guess in America getting shots a higher risk than where I live.

>>9035720
Anon, you're either retarded, seriously deluded, or baiting as fuck.

Props to you, I can't tell which.

>>9035773
Isn't that the girl that looks like a witch?

>>9035486
So what city is this anyway?

>>9035795
It's sad because you always know SOMEONE finds the shit funny.

>>9035893
NVM, scrolled down. GJ anon.

>>9035486
Springfield, MO
http://www.news-leader.com/story/news/crime/2015/03/19/six-men-charged-attack-outside-nightclub-caught-video/25019087/

>>9035902
No, it is not. They have the same generic D.VA costume that people buy. But this is not the Jew.

>>9035910
The cat videos are the worst

>>9035935
The one with the cat noises edited to make them sing some retarded song I can't remember the name of?
I've seen that like 50 times at this point.

>>9035961
>cat noises edited to make them sing some retarded song
Youtube poop is funnier than that shit

>>9035926
TY.
Now I can wank to it without thinking about that face.

>>9035969
Isn't YouTube poop intentionally meant to be utter shit?

>>9035977
>Isn't YouTube poop intentionally meant to be utter shit?
It was made by autistic 12 year olds for the entertainment of other autists...
I am not sure what is worse, the Cat videos, the shitty Garrysmod ragdoll videos, or the Youtube Poop
>>9035971
D.VA:1
JEW:0

>>9033058
Oh shot, I was hoping for it to be a cat

>>9036003
P1. Makes sense. I do get a chuckle out of some of the MLG video though. At least those take some editing skill to be decent.
P2. I thought you were going to be a challenge!

>>9036005
boohoo I am such a pussy tumblr fag
cats are more important than humans waah!

>>9036026
She is pretty hot for being a 2D character

>>9036038
I'd fuck most of the female Overwatch cast. Except Symmetra, she has autisms. I might catch the stupids.

>>9036047
>I'd fuck most of the female Overwatch cast.
Mei's a big girl

>>9036057
Sorry, I'm a bit mentally retarded sometimes(KA most of the time). Explain?

>>9035398
piece of crap lol

>>9033058
Man the multiple videos of white dudes doing worse than this to animals didnt get half this much assrage

>>9036074
People call her fat

>>9036096
Maybe because people are to busy raging over human deaths?

>>9036113
I get that bit.
Was the joke when I said I'd fuck most of the female Overwatch cast that I could be saying I'd just fuck Mei because due to people calling her fat you could say she's most of the female Overwatch cast by weight?

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>>9036125
>what was the joke?
its on easy mode

>>9036145
→→→Joke→→→
Head →O

>>9035309
context?

>>9036168
Would you enrich the WidowMaker? Mercy?

>>9034127

White trash detected.

>>9036188
>Still confused as all fuck.
Have I just not been to /tg/ enough to understand?

>>9034413

My thoughts, exactly.

>>9035206

Are they fuck 50 yards away you mong.

>>9034906
His hand whipped back so hard, the girl saw visions of a cotton field

>>9032995
never get indebt with yakuza

>>9035235
No, actually the father died, kid's still alive.

>>9036553
Wow. How'd he die?
Don't think kid deserves that. RIPeroni.

>>9034467
trapped and drown
they're surprisingly durable to hits