Knockouts bread

>>9024818
>>9024831

Mad respect for walking away once the dude is out.

>>9024856

This one makes me laugh my ass off. Granted the angle at which it was being filmed doesn't cover it well, but it looked like such a light love tap.

What's that old saying? "Everyone has a plan until they get hit."

>>9024932
That fucking kick was gold.

lurking, need some more sweet KO action in my life.

>>9024818
most one sided fight ever

>>9024815
Why do these fucking kids today keep going once someone is down?

>>9024898
cody the absolute legend

>>9024856
Fake.

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>>9024815
>"whats good?"

Did he expect an answer?

>>9024945
Ah, niggers.

>>9025007
>Reply to Thread No.9024815

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn0CSo8f8b0
Here is the rest of the video, feel free to skip to the end for blood puddle.

>>9024898
"You okay, Austin?"
"Fuckin' good, Cody."

>>9024886
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson

>>9024989
its called anger... also to teach a lesson

>>9024932
>hold his legs up

u wot m8

He's knocked out, not in shock.
Reminds me of that african video of the fighters getting their dicks rubbed to "revive" them after they get knocked out.

>>9024989
Cuz it feels good? or maybe Cuz they generally feel bad after soaking up to 10 punches, then just knocking the other guy out with a single punch, and they just feel liek it was unfair so they keep beathing the living shit out of em

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>>9024989

Here you seem to hate these.

>>9025031
stupid nig trys to be stylish with his hands down... idiot

>>9024831
are we going to ignore the actual skill involved here, damn

>>9024831
pure cinematic tier beauty

>>9025050
i dig these justice clips

>>9025077
he's just a pussy. if ur gonna talk the talk, knock him the fuck out

>>9024945
apes

>>9024945
why did the bitch say he got knocked out he dident weak hit

>>9025017
fuck

>>9025077
how do you defend against this?

>>9025129
nig nog battlecry

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Here's a contribution from the animal kingdom.
Never thought I'd see an animal choke another one out.

>>9025133
Turn your chin into the elbow, not towards the bicep or forearm. Then its a combination of dropping your chin and using both hands to push up. If you try to use either hand to attack the chokers face you are just going to go out faster.

why all these videos contain niggers? is there some pattern?

>>9024932
>let me go, thas gay
heh

>>9025133
Turn your chin to the joint of their arm.
Drop your weight so they have to bend over to keep the choke.
From that position it's pretty easy to break free since you have the leverage from that position.

>>9025144
it's pure coincidence

>>9025144
Looks like most of them have worldstar watermark. The fuck do you think?

>>9025112
fuck was just about to post this one
thanks op. gg
one of my faves atm

>>9025177
that edit

>>9025118

>"He's unconscious, you fuckin' maniac."

Love how everyone gets quiet just to hear him get chastised.

>>9025194
not a single KO in that clip, terrible.

>>9025194
More like this pls

>>9025144
white people are smart enough to know not to create incriminating evidence of their friends knocking people out.

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heard you fuckers like judo

If you kids learn anything from these videos, it should be that most often if a guy doesn't want to fight, its because he's afraid of winning, not losing.

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combo

>>9025241
If you learn anything from these is that you should ALWAYS GUARD YOUR FACE. None of these fucking morons do it.

>>9025203
story? mom was going to defend the man down haha women are all stupid bitches

>>9025225
kek

>>9025196

What the fuck did that guy expect?

I'm not gonna block at all and lean into it. I bet that works.

>>9025194
the BOA

>>9025233

Do you have the other clip where she suplexes the guy into a trashcan?

>>9025203
>mother FUCKER
That cracking tone is the sort of rage that you will never see in a movie.

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snot drippin'

>>9025133
Don't be a stupid nigger.

>>9025106
>backstep
>r1
>counter damage pls nerf

>>9025295
most brutal KO of the thread, even without followup shots

>>9025295
Literal GOAT ko

>>9025257
It's hard to guard when you're not committed. None of these people expect to actually fight, it's more about making a lot of noise to scare off their opponents.

If you're going to hit someone, hit someone.

>>9025165
This is why cops taze and shoot

>>9024873
But why

>>9025112
That fucking guy at the end with his shit eating grin. "Ain't that some shit"

>>9025324
that reversal was top notch

>>9025324
that reversal though

>>9024898
Story?

>>9025106
the footsies

>>9025370
faggot was beating up a blind kid, other dude ended his shit rightly

>>9025194
Fucking rice dindus

>>9025061
It has nothing to do with that. Have you ever done boxing bro?

>>9025139
Roos are fucking legend

>>9025106
kekt

Ya know, I came here to jack it before work but threads like this keep me from achievinv that goal

>>9025165
if only this was murica, he would be dead by the end of the video.

>>9025233
Damn. He got killed. I love the knocking your foe off balance in judo, it's badass

>>9024911
fake and gay and fake

>>9025338

This is a trick that clowns do at the circus. Basically one clown bends over and holds the other clowns ankles. The clown standing up has a large paddle or mallet and hits the bending clown in the ass sending him rolling forward. This reverses the positions and they repeat it over and over faster and faster. Good clowns will even have the mallet go flying up in the air so the other can catch it to continue the cycle.

This takes practice, a LOT of practice. But in this case it looks like they pulled a dude out of the audience to try the trick out with.

>>9025395
fucking this

>>9024856
Mad respect for that guard

>>9025373

Also should be noted that the blind kid is a notorious asshole in the school apparently. He talks shit because he knows no one will hit him for being blind.

Not saying it makes the situation any better but from what was written on twitter and stuff the blind kid had been hounding that guy for quite some time talking about his girlfriend and stuff. Saying shit like "I can smell her pussy from here!" and basically implying she had 4 guys cum inside her.

>>9025194
This is acted though.

>>9025451
>Starting fights with bouncers

>>9025440
Maybe he could smell her pussy, seeing as his other senses are heightened with being blind and all.

>>9025118
that poor teacher tries to rationalize it all, you would think he would have given up by then

>>9024989
This. The fight is over when they're on the ground

>>9025457

Had a friend one time who started some shit outside a club like that once. Bouncer was this big Abobo looking fucker and my friend gets in his face and starts yelling at him. To his credit the guy was being really kind and my friend knocked the clipboard out of his hand and stomped on it snapping it half and said "WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH! THERE'S TWO OF US AND ONLY ONE OF YOU!" To which I piped up and said "Don't you even include me in on this you fucking idiot."

Bounce grabbed him by the throat and slammed him against the wall. Rummaged in my friends pockets until he found his wallet. Took 5 bucks and his I.D. and let my friend go. He said "5 dollars for the clipboard. You can come get your ID tomorrow."

It wasn't until a couple of weeks later that I realized he took the ID to prevent him from getting into any other clubs that night.

>>9025471

Aw dammit! I wanted to see!

>>9025451
Brutal

>>9025405
Rightfully so, all tweakers must die

damm nigger went down

>>9025324
the one black kid in the school stops the fight "these damn white kids"

>>9025471
holy fuck street justice if i ever saw it
>you dun fucked up buddy

>>9025493
i hope he broke another one over his head

>>9025527
i reckon the 2nd bottle would have killed him, bottling people is far more deadly than you would believe, notice how the first attempt didn't succeed

>>9025481
>Technically theft.

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>>9025256
tripple kill!

>>9025070
Who is that again? I knows he's an actual fighter just cant recall the name

>>9025539

Oh yeah very much so. But in truth my friend rightfully deserved it he was being a cunt.

>>9025543
He's just a commuter named Adrian Kaczmarek, not a fighter. Honestly the RNC technique was pretty shit.

>>9025451
Good googly moogly, he got fucked up.

I love all the people who are like "whoa chill" AFTER a guy is knocked out on the ground. Like if you're worried about a loss of life don't you think you should probably do something before the people try to kill each other? It's like they think that fights just happen all the time and then everybody gets along with their life like it was nothing.

>>9024815
very confused as to what the ambient temperature is in this video.

>>9025070

They cut off the best part. The dude who took him down goes to the kid who was backed in the corner and asks if he was ok. The kid says "Yeah man thanks. I could have taken him though." the guy pats him on the back and says "There's no doubt man. But it was better this way."

It was a really nice way of saying, yeah sure kid.

>>9025537
i think it succeeded very well

>>9024815
why fight with a boge in ur mouth lol

>>9025563

You can't stop people from fighting because neither side is going to back down. Both want to save face and act like alpha's. It's only when the fight is either over, or going so horribly for one of them that people like this will walk away.

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last one for now you dindus

>>9025493
>>9025525
Full 40oz video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEr0YSeciqY

>>9025295
I think I'd almost hold back given his height.

>>9025452
This happened in Paraguay, problem between neighbors

>>9025590

bwahahaahaha that was an even better ending than if he had belted him again.

..........*stumble*...........*CRASH*

also the old guy working there barking at them was hilarious.

>>9025139
did he kill him

>>9025634
nah

>>9024989
once you go full nig, there's no going back

>>9024815
I don't get kids these days, no honor in them at all.

You don't hit them when they're down.

This is not an honor thread, this is a KO thread- shut the fuck up about late hits.

>>9025458
Truest post out there

never ceases to make me smile how black always punch ko'd people like 20 times but then when one of the black guys gets knocked out, his friend is always like 'chill chill chill chill chill'

they're such pussies

>>9025678
my favorite is how they never let the fight continue on the ground, like as soon as there is a takedown 'STAND DEM UP'

>>9024815
You can see that white guy knew what was he doing.

>>9025070
An then a hero comes along...

>>9025292
This

>>9025196
Mum double whopper

>>9025423
full clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RYWjQZadF4

>>9025070
>>9025569
Well, now im in love.

>>9025225
I feel bad for laughing so hard.

>>9025133
Bite.

>>9025505
0:06 my poor nigga just trying to take a shit says "fuck this i can hold it"

>>9024831
holy shit that kick
that sound
perfect

>>9025106
the sound of the punch missing him was comedy gold

>>9025520
The black kid stopped the white kid hitting the guy on the ground. Was this filmed in Bizarro world?

>>9025133
Grab his balls.

>>9025257
If you learn anything it should be to avoid niggers.

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pushups means i'm alright

>>9025071
Drops his arms too much with the kick, puts his balance off a little.

8/10 technique, 10/10 execution.

>>9025144
Blacks literally have a website devoted to violence called World Star Hip Hop.

Also, despite that black men are 6% of the US population, they're responsible for 60% of all violent crime.
That means, if 1/3 black men go to prison, 1/5 of them are violent criminals.

>>9025256

UAV Online

>>9024932
These clips. These are why you take a one hour lesson somewhere. So you don't fucking fight leaning back at a 90 degree angle.

>>9025440
I knew a blind kid like that, kek I used to say "yeah, I SEE what you are saying, and I can SEE that."

>>9024856
sauce?

>>9025838
haha thats what you get for having a stupid ass haircut

>>9024970
You sound fucking retarded

>>9024856
wow. ive never seen a nigger not acting like a nigger

>>9025332
Birdman finally got some respek on his name

>>9025133

You ignore these guys

>>9025779
>>9025811

And listen to this guy

>>9025150

You know what happens when a guy's got you round the neck and you start grabbing his balls? He clamps your neck and chokes you out. You have a few seconds to do the right thing or it's game over. You see how little the guy struggles? That's because he's getting weak and light headed pretty fucking quickly.

When they've got a choke locked in it's one of the worst positions you can possibly be in.

>>9025860
my sides

>>9025256
this dudes left-right combo seems to work very well

>>9025233
DAT Morote Seoi nage !

>>9025118
> You S-"Subhumans"

>>9025077
a gun

also the klu klux klan

>>9025961
I didn't realize they were both women till the end. God there ugly

>>9025977
They're*

>>9025814
Must have been his first ever push ups, looking at those lanky monkey arms of his.

>>9025771
i dont hahahahaha

>>9025457
First instructor I had (great guy, worked the doors in the city for a number of years, one of those hard as nails but nice as anything until he fought kind) gave us this advice:

Never get into a fight with a bouncer. One, they're there because they can handle a scrap. Two, by the time of evening you get into a fight with a bouncer it's certain that you've been drinking and they've been waiting for some excitement.

>>9025210
That is nearly flawless technique. The inbreeding of these black people has encouraged violent traits to the point of evolutionary perfection.

>>9025908
I love this one. Thats how to fuck up a nigger.

>>9024898
this restores the faith in humanity

>>9025995
Three - its the bouncers who decide when the cops show up.

>>9025975
I dont like seeing whtie people act liek niggers with sucker punches

>>9024898
does he ever actually conect?

>>9025889
>
literally chimps

>>9025233
That was swift as fuck

>>9025295
How the fuck are these guys in the same weight class?

>>9026024
so its okay for niggers to do it? okay

>>9025995
Getting in a fight with the bouncer at the club is like trying to rob the security guard at the bank.

>>9026026
Yea here is the full clip; he's bleedin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RIfOYGPGEo

>>9026056
He got what he deserved. Dumbass will think twice about attacking someone who is blind.

>>9024831
great form

>>9025045
It hurts way more to get your ass knocked out by one punch then get helped up by the same guy. Not repeatedly getting your face punched that's how people get killed in retaliation style killings.

>>9026026
he connected with concrete

>>9024856
Welcome to London!

>>9025233
Rwanda Rousey

>>9025112
Deserved it.

>>9024989
>kids today

So you're saying people were less violent in the 90's, 80's, 70's?

>>9025057
Dude that got knocked out showed absolutely no skills whatsoever, this must have been his first ever fight.

>>9025194
>HODUKEN
>Aiiiiiii!

>>9025292

I would LOVE to see that in a movie.

Such anger.

>>9025196
WHAT A WHOPPER

>>9025583
lmao

>>9025814
Buy a fucking belt.

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equal lefts

>>9025847
It's not so much the punches that'll kill you as hitting the back of your head on the fucking pavement.

>>9025908
>dat sheboon scream tho

>>9025451
Welcome to London!

>>9025975
great, the exception to the rule, fucking white trash

>>9026189
what a nigger, just looking for an excuse

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Sure to be a community favorite

>>9025203
That's the shit I like to see.

Why do people get mad if bullys/aggressors get knocked out and then the defendant still wails on them? Bully deserves every bad thing that's done to them for starting shit

>>9025975

The Black dude filming was actually pretty cool in this video.

"You'll get on up out of here! The police coming! Maaaaan why you let him do that tho? What happened to your homey?"

He was making total sense.

>>9026124
what are the stats on that?

>>9025975
that cholo left his friend out there. fuck that guy

>>9025977
>>9025980

Well, technically 'There" could be used if you were pointing at the screen and were slightly inbred.

"Hey Ma! There ugly!"

>>9026109
applause.wav

>>9026049
it is expected of them, yes.

White people should hold themselves to a higher standard and just shoot the apes.

>>9026234
lol, ima go call muh bruva mayne

>>9024945
LOL, Hit and Run.

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>>9026109

>>9025908
Why cut the end, guy goes to get back up and the other guy comes back and knocks him out.

>>9025210
I honestly thought this was going to solve the hitmonchan/hitmonlee debate. Shame.

>>9025233
Ah yes....I see you know your judo well

>>9025017
Did he bite his own tongue off or just lost a few teeth?

>>9026279
Teeth if anything, his mouthguard stayed in.

>>9026189
He warned her dumb ass.

>>9024989
no code

>>9025070
The topless guy was probably high AF, this was prolly the best way to do it. Won't remember much or anything in the morning, just feel a bit drowsy.

>>9025908
Beat that nigger son

>>9025975
>white power
made me chuckle a little

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a classic

>>9026239
Doesn't matter how much of a shithead someone is, it's an unspoken rule that you stop at a certain point, and being knocked the fuck out is certainly one of them. If the dumbass keeps his shit up afterwards, you just knock him flat on his ass again. Only niggers and women keep going.

>>9026239
Because it's how you turn self-defence into manslaughter.

Also it's fucking decency. You've won the fight, you done some damage. What point are you proving by hitting a guy knocked out on the deck? He can't fight back at that point, he probably isn't even feeling it. All you're doing is risking permanent injury.

>>9026344
good
some people deserve permanent injury

>>9025451
Breathing intensifies

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>>9025077
>>9025133
>>9025919
Last guy is sort of right. There's no good defense against that choke once it's set properly. The only good way to defend against it is simply not to let anyone put you in it. Guy was so focused on charging guy2 he was already locked down before he even realized they had gone from boxing to wrestling.

There ARE several very impressive defensive moves against it, but all of them rely on beginning the counter before the arms of the attacker have actually locked together, and one way or another prevent that from ever happening.

Once it's sunk? You can stomp down the chin into the instep, grab the balls, gouge at the eyes, pick your best hail mary. But if you don't manage to shock him into letting you out of the lock all you're doing is spending the last of your oxygen.

>>9025847
>>9026194
Getting hit on the cranium is always a big gamble. A good friend of mine hit his head on a frying pan (!) hanging in someone's kitchen. Got slight concussion but was one of those 1% that get it bad.
He can't stand up for long periods of time, minds the light so he always wears sunglasses, has to sit or lie down most of time. Had to move in with his folks again so someone can take care of him.
Don't hit ppl in the head, it will mess them up.

>>9025144
it's called a nigga moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA

>>9025196
blocking his vision OP

>>9025256
why knock out the fat chick at the end?

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baseball bat

>>9025324
Must of been opposite day that day.

>>9026423
because hilarious

>>9026423
triple kill bonus points

>>9026221
*Newcastle

>>9024898
C O D Y

>>9025194
this happened in my country.

Paraguay. shitty place.

What's with all the fucking niggers all the time screaming "World star hip hop" in a mongey fucking gabboon jigaboo fucking chant.

>>9026450
....is he kill?

>>9025583
>That shitty Yosemite Same knock off school mascot

Fuckin losers

>>9026105
>>9024856
Only thing is that this is in Norway. In the beginning the guard asks"What?". After the kid got knocked out he's like: Are you ok?

>>9026026
well if the kids fist didn't hit him that pavement did the trick lol

>>9026508
Also we don't have green number plates in the UK

>>9024898
Basicly everyone in this video is a douche, according to the sauce

>>9024945
nigs gonna nig....sucker punching tools...

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>>9025335
Because they do their jobs with inadequate training and half-asleep?

That video pisses me off so bad. Crazy old black guy is slow as molasses. Young cop there had a serious lapse of attention for whatever reason. You don't even need fucking training to know that you don't just stand there and take the kick, move forward, move backwards, do something, ffs.

>>9025233
Yeah that's still wrestling not judo bud.

>>9025295
Holy crap! I remember practicing the hell out of that move and thinking it was stupid, no one ever actually got hit by it, right?

Proven wrong, thankies anon.

>>9026194
That's why you practice on pads.

>>9025203
hits close to home...worse than any feels thread i've been to..

>>9026322
lol is he wearing a ninja turtles shirt? boom!! lol

>>9025505
i love the one that starts crying lmao

>>9026226
kid was like 12....if you got like 4 years on a guy why did you need to sucker punch him?

>>9024989
fights are not about honor, they are about winning so overwhelmingly that you dont fight them ever again. i want that persons spirit broken for the rest of their life

>>9025024
>>9025110
>>9025134
>>9026524
Mmm I love salt on my crackers.

History is written by the victor bitch niggas.

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>>9025203
>>9026539

>>9026581
"Dude you gotta get up right now" classic

>>9025177
Is that Mortal Kombat theme?

>>9026585
Then why do blacks keeping losing at life?

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>>9026587
the rest

>>9026598
>>9026587
this one's just sad

>>9026598
These seems so full of shit, If you're Dad was a drunken fucking gimp like that you'd walk away.

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last one i'm making

dude gets sent to the shadow realm

>>9025150
You can smash your heel into their balls at the same time. I've done that twice instinctively in high school when guys were playing grabass. Put 'em on the ground instantly.

If someone is choking you their hands are busy. Your feet and hands are not.

>>9026423
She was the bonus round.

>>9026322
wtf the long haired dude looks way too much like me senpai

brb haircut

>>9026024
you have to talk to black people the language they understand, moral stands do not matter a shit here mate or you will be fucked up like most of white people in wildlife videos

>>9025225
LOL the Music!!! perfect

>>9026619
You're an idiot.

Here's a great idea everyone - further enrage the dude with his arms wrapped around your neck.

There is a very well known Bas Rutten instructional video that goes along these same lines. Basically some bitch told him a RNC could never work on her because she would "claw the guys eyes out, or crush his balls".

All you're going to accomplish by using these Bobby Hilly "THATS MY PURSE" techniques, is having the dude continue choking you way longer than he would of anyway after you're already out.

>>9026598
>>9026587
wew

did not expect that.

>>9025479
>The fight is over when they're on the ground

In sportmanship. In war it's over when your enemy is dead.

>>9024989

Honorable fighting is for the ring, where you get paid to do so.

You gotta teach them punks who want to fuck with you to never fuck with you again.

>>9026274
10/10.

>>9024989
to be fair, once adrenaline is going, sometimes its hard to stop. with that said there's no excuse for punching a dude in the head when he's fallen down.

>>9026109
topkek.gif

>>9024989
Man I just had my first fight recently it was one hit knock out. I kept kicking him twice for 2 reasons. 1 I was drunk 2 he was trying to fight people all night. Felt bad afterwards but don't regret it. Some people have no restraint though

Has anyone on here ever been victim of a head stomp or continued being beaten whilst knocked out? What was it like, How did it feel?

I got blindside and had my nose snapped, Didn't get knocked out though somehow managed to fight back.

>>9026536
here he is the worlds greatest internet fighter come to share his wisdom with us. please tell us more about how you are so good at fighting.

>>9026585
Are you actually trying to justify that kind of bullshit sucker punch?

>>9026594

>immune to being racist
>free gibmees from the gubmint
>literally do not have to pay for their actions

IDK man, they seem like they kinda got the bigger potato chip in the end we call the Current Year. I think whitey got off worse

>contributed around half of the worlds advancements/benefits
>given no recognition whatsoever
>Jews took over 90% of businesses

>>9026335
That doesn't apply to war. If someone attacks you they deserve to die or as close as practical without going to jail. Mercy implies bad people learn from their misdeeds. We now know no one reforms.

>>9026585
not a cracker you fucking dindu i just don't like sucker punching little bitches....like you obviously...probably wouldn't get in a fight with someone unless you had 4 buds with you. you're pathetic.

>>9026710
You're not whiting right if you think that's how it is. We still run the world sport.

>>9025133

Birth Certificate.

>>9026594
bad genetics....>>9026710
jews are fucking white you dummy(unless your from isreal) just because they worship some retarded different invisible man than you lol doesnt that count as winning?

>>9025957
For fucks sake, even when they're having fun they're still stupid enough to do it on a concrete road. Fucking morons.

>>9026730

>We

You're Jewish? That's cool.

>>9025847
Look at those big fucking wops.
You'd think those two manlets would have half a brain not to fuck with guys like a foot taller with arms the size of their thighs.

Just walk away nigga.

>>9026331
just goes to show that size isn't everything. the person who gets that one hit in is the winner

>>9026226
the fuck is that how niggers start fighting eachother? just one guy in a crowd walks around pulling his pants up repeating " waz up!? " and then when a fellow nigger answers the call and replies " waz up " they engage?

>>9025225

RIP SpooderGuy.

Died doing what he hated.

>>9025568
HAHAHA.. I actually laughed out loud to this comment.

>>9026615
Thanks for all these, the non ring ones were good

>>9026428
The lion tamer at the end is a hero

>>9026331
LOL the guy who came in to help for a moment didn't even fucking put his beer down. fucking hilarious.

came for the porn, stayed for the fights. great thread!

>>9026226

have to respect that kind of blind cockiness

>>9025112
damn.

just damn

>>9026810
yeah i lolled too after reading your comment

>>9025050
damn that's embarrassing as fuck. Dude arm punched you to sleep through a window

>>9026105
that's not London fella

>>9025295
Now that was fucking brutal.

All these gifs make me realize how easy it is to get knocked out....some of these guys were out cold with just a flick of the arm

>>9025405
That's a fact, don't mess with US Cops.

>>9026937
It's not at all getting knocked out or being knocked out.

I've taken some heavy punches before and not even been phased yet some of the lightest looking and feeling have just connected sweetly to that little area under the jaw and I've been out cold. There the ones you want if you're going to get hit. Like flicking a switch and waking up 10 mins later with a hang over, Not thunder punched and trying to stay up with blood pissing out your face.

>>9026685
>head stomp or continued being beaten whilst knocked out

It felt like shit then I started laughing which confused everyone, including myself.

>>9026619

Try and successfully kick someone in the balls when you're having the air choked out of you.

there's a reason why people stress the fact that you need good oxygen circulation, cuase if you don, you start to feel dizzy, woosy, and can't do things straight.

>>9024989
>>9025648
>Kid1:"Why do these fucking kids today keep going once someone is down?"
>Kid2:"I don't get kids these days, no honor in them at all.

You don't hit them when they're down."

Does this look like a fighting ring with a ref looking over?

Welcome to the real world kids.

>>9025203
good shit

>>9025471
Now youse can't leave.

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>>9026109
ahahahahahah kekk

>>9026024
It's a fight, it's all fair. I'm white and beat a 300 pound knuckle dragging silver back at san diego state. All you do is kick them in the dick and choke them out till they turn dark purple.

>>9026189
I've knocked out 2 girls and the 4 guys that tried to back her up after instigating a fight with me. Hitting a woman that deserves it, oh man, I made her shit eating grin turn into a hockey mouth with one good falcon punch

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>>9025999
checked and kek'd

>>9026381
Better solution: Don't be a stupid nigger, and don't fight people.

Don't pick fights with people.
Unless it's something worth literally losing your life over. Example: A home invader beating up your toddler.

If someone picks a fight with you, try and avoid it.
If they hit you once and you get a decent distance from them, show no sign of fighting back. If you take a hit and walk away alright, suck it up. Let it end then and there - if that's possible.

If it comes to a fight (no escape, no "out" etc). Fight to kill.
If you get an attacker on the ground, do not stop beating them until they stop breathing or are clearly unconscious - unless people physically stop you or police intervene.

People will often stop hitting somebody because they think the fight is over, but the person on the ground doesn't always agree. In some cases they can turn it around on you if you hesitate and then you're at their mercy. Don't ever let that happen if you're given the choice. Keep pounding them. If you want to be the better man, simply try and avoid killing them or doing permenant harm. Example: don't gouge their eyes. That's the best one can ask for.

There is no such thing as fighting dirty. Every fight is dirty.
If somebody pulls a knife on you and stabs you in the neck, what are you gonna do, say he's a pussy and ask for a rematch? Call him a coward for "cheating" or something? Say "No this is a fist fight!!! No knives!" No. You just die. He may or may not go to jail, but you'll still be dead or severely injured.

Doesn't matter what a crowd of watchers might think. Better to beat a man unconscious (or to death) than to let him have a chance to fight back and kill or injure you.

The only honorable fights are those in a ring, between willing combatants.
Street fights are always dirty.

>>9026598
>>9026587

which program generate these videos ?

>>9027523
fortran

>>9024831
"Eu está con un bebe eh" gotta love them niggers

>>9026619
>and I base this off never having been in a choke

>>9026640
Great video. Think it's the one where he's talking with Rogan and he said to her something like "Okay, I'll put you in the choke, you gouge my eyes, and I'm going to break your neck". Suddenly she wasn't willing to give it a try.

>>9026693
this thread is full of badasses, man.

>>9026818
dude's overrated as fuck.

>>9026454
nice usage of the headbutt

>>9026503

Nah, he was fine.

Definitely a scary one though.

>>9025451
I'm pretty sure that's a Skyrim unarmed crit.

>>9025560
shut up, dad