Casual Nudity

>>9022419
Nice! i know what you mean OP, something about it really turns me on.

Looks good with sound

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>>9022421
all three have ugly boobs

>>9022817
>>9022807
is this footage from the concentration camps?

>>9022419
My fetish

>>9022421 >>9022419
Would've been a million times hotter with sound

>>9023101
seeing as you will die a virgin, seems like a moot point

>>9022419
>non-sexual nudity
>turns me on
then it's a little bit sexual

>>9024353
agreed

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>>9023184

>>9023184
What the fuck kind of retarded comment is that? Literally the only connection this has to concentration camps is the communal showering, but since they also do that at sports clubs and big festivals it doesn't actually relate. Also the fact that none of them are particularly skinny and are actually getting back out of showers ALIVE makes this 'funneh comment XD' even more fucking retarded, please keep lurking

>>9025191
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>9022419
The average person in the UK is fucking ugly.

If you search "nudism" on google images you automatically go the fbi list.

I warned you.

>>9025632
kek

>>9025632
please, this gotta be bait

>>9025941
way to out yourself lil summer newfag

>>9025941
>>9025191
summer pls go

>>9025941
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

>>9025952
Kek

>>9025941
What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

>>9023201
Amerifat here.

How do males not get hard at nude beaches? Desensitization?

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>>9025169
>>9024353
>>9022568
4u

>>9025988
Same reason you don't get hard looking at a girl's ankle

You get used to it when you see it a ton

>>9025715
the average person in any country is ugly lol

that's what makes them average

>>9025191
10/10

>>9025984

*Grey

>>9022807
Source?

>>9026012
I'm gonna go kill myself now.

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>>9025996
moar

>>9024368
not even virgin, and I think those are sad tits too.

>>9025988

There are a ton of nude beaches in the states. Florida has a large number as does California, Louisiana, Oregon and a bunch of lakes on the interior. Not to mention all the hotsprings and resorts.

Just look around a bit and you'll find one to hang out. They're pretty ok. Once you show up and hang out for a bit you'll understand why.

>>9025715
The average person person in america is fucking fat

>>9022419
what's this show? I'll catch it on channel 4

>>9026017

It's a shower facility at a large music festival in Europe. Can't remember which one but it's like Bonnaroo or Burning Man.

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>>9026110
Check the filename

>>9022807
What's reviewbrah's older sister doing there?

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>>9026120

>>9026128
this IS running on empty FOOOD reVIEW

>>9025952
welcome to the chan frienderino

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>>9026170

>>9025996
Thnx bro

>>9025988
same reason i dont get hard when shopping porn photos
all in what you're concentrating on

>>9025632
>'gorilla warfare'
kek

>>9025191
Well said.

>>9026170
>this is considered petite

>>9025996
>>9026082
what show is this?

>>9023101
These are natural boobs you piece of shit

>>9025632
Didn't read we don't care, shut up now

>>9025632
Nice copy pasta :)

>>9025996
>>9026082
this is like one of those fake commercials in robocop

>>9026170
>bum
"hey, whats the ugliest possible word we can come up with to call an ass?"

>>9026211
>Naked Attraction
MORE OF THIS WITH SOUND

>>9027578
get a UK IP and watch the full thing on 4OD

>>9027556
Ass sounds tacky and american

Arse is more acceptable

>>9027556
but ass means donkey

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>>9027578
ask and receive

>>9027546
It's either cultural downfall or cultural revolution; either way i'm tagging along for the ride

>>9027633
US here, i got these in full 1080p on TPB

>>9025996
Dude has a right fake leg.

>>9025941
>>9027113
>>9027519
>>9027528
it's summer

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>>9027713
I'm sure his third one makes up for it

>>9025632

fucking lost.

>>9027556
Fuck off Amerifat.

>>9026170
any moreee of the les stuff love it when they talk

>>9027713
kek too busy looking at this cock to even notice

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>>9027785
I'm in the middle of a dump m8

>>9027793
you are a KING thx

>>9027823
i could watch this all day

are there any tv shows that also show people fucking

>>9027722
"time, and lu-uh-uh-vin
It's luvin in the summer time!!"

>>9027556
Just because amerifats use the word to mean homeless person doesn't mean it's an ugly word, bum is a great word for an ass.

>>9025988
Either they jacked off a ton before going to the beach
or he has seen so many nude women before, it is normal now

>>9027731
where is this guy going with his moustache?

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>>9027868
Yes. And also from the UK, oddly enough.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Girl%27s_Guide_to_21st_Century_Sex

>>9027846
You brits out there better keep this show popular so it runs for a few seasons and doesn't get canceled

>>9027556
Would you prefer bottom?

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>>9027907
Guys, let's all just agree that "boipucci" is superior to all

>>9027899
>"Seig heil mein Fuhrer"

>>9027891
It's a shit word for it. Deal with it, third world scum.

>>9026102
you think someone would do that? just go on the internet and lie?

>>9027793
Wait wut happened?

>>9027762
That's kind of a shame. I've always liked pussy hair.

>>9027845
>this music
Kekked

>>9027903
>I've got this little thing, called areola to nipple ratio
Nigga plez, many people have that thing, not just you

>>9027918
>paying attention to women's breast may be secret to long lasting relationship
what a load of bollocks

>>9027556
nigga it's a cute af word to use

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>>9027926
He was disappointing because he said he was really into tattoos early on

Doesn't help that she's also qt as fuck, too

>>9027929
A few of the lesbian chicks from the ep I posted earlier knew how to keep well-groomed. It's a shame straight girls assume all straight guys want clean-shaven

>>9027954
She goes on to talk about how nippleplay triggers the release of Oxytocin, a chemical in the brain that makes her focus on her partner

I don't know enough about brain chemistry to support or reject this, but if it's an excuse to pinch and suck on a girl's nips, i'll take it

>>9025191
Spotted der Juden

>>9027994

I NEED THAT REDHEAD

>>9027926
He voted her to leave

>>9026210
>the chan

go back to fingerin' your uncle's ass

>>9025879
If that's true, then the list is useless anon. I'm guessing that nudism gets searched hundreds of thousands of times a day at the least, the list would be too big to even be important. EVERYONE is probably on "the list" in your world.

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>>9028008
I know m8, she's qt as fuck

spoiler: he ends up rejecting her and ultimatly goes with the tattoo girl. Nigga's got no taste

Though she does end up saying (well, more implying) she's not into niggers in her exit interview

>>9023101
They're probably filthy smokers.

>>9028063
>>9028078

Wow, she's really gorgeous. Also a great body :)

This is truly the pinnacle of television. Fuck you America for not letting shit like this on TV.

>>9028078
FUCKING IDIOT SHE WAS THE PRETTIEST ONE THERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9022829
lmfao that woman is being WAY too optimistic about her cup size. Bitch is a B wearing a D.

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>>9028089
>>9028087
At least we know she won't be BLACKED anytime soon

>>9028089
he's black. what did you expect?

>>9027503
being this much of a virgin. are you seriously trying to imply there's no natural good looking tits?

>>9028113
SHES SO PRETTY HOLY FUCK

>>9022829
nice oversized bra, whore.

>watch-series.to/serie/naked_attraction

>>9028094
Most women don't wear the right bra.
A lot of women don't know exactly where they urinate from either.

I think their mothers only teach them about menstrual cycles and birth control.

>>9028089
no she wasnt, actually they all look like shit

>>9028170
post your gross bod now anon

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>>9028170
virgin detected

>>9028218
this is really entertaining

>>9028063
I wouldve chosen the first one just because you can tell the third one is a hoe

>>9028281
I would have picked her

>>9028301
>>9028275
Yeah, she's prob second best imo. Nigga made a shit decision going with tattoo girl

>>9026170
Man, she's built well.

>>9028321
the tattoo bitch has fucked up teeth too. What the fuck is this guy thinking

>>9025988
Nudity doesn't have to be sexualized, if i'm at a nudist beach sex isn't something I think about at all therefore no boner. (Unless the chick is super fucking hot)

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>>9028352
What I don't understand is how they avoid getting boners while they're scrutinizing the girl's sexual organs and stuff. The show clearly has a soft sexual tone and nobody seems to react to it

>>9028330
He's a Brit, probably doesn't even bother looking at teeth

>>9028391
We have the best teeth in Europe lmao.
Poles are the worst, but they're the niggers of Europe anyway.

>>9028377

It's a lot harder to become sexual aroused when you're naked in front of a bunch of people. You get nervous and shit.

>>9027762

This is super fucking hot. I love comparison shit. I can not believe this is real and was on TV??

>>9027731
>paid for by British tax dollars

>>9027793

Very nice fuck handles.

>>9028377
on that porn star reality show half the guys couldn't maintain an erection even when inside a girl. A big studio with staff looking on probably isn't a great sexual atmosphere.

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>>9028408
Maybe, but the more self-conscious I got, the more i think it's think about my dick, and the more I think about my dick, the harder it gets

When the guy with the fake leg got chosen, he started to get hard lol

I have no problem with porn, but... this show is so obviously porn-but-not-porn that it makes me laugh.

>>9028113
thank god she wasn't a coal burner

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>>9028426
Brits man, they know how to do TV

>>9028427
pretty good investment if you ask me

>>9028446
>half the guys couldn't maintain an erection even when inside a girl

Well, that's to be expected; they do that shit for a living. It's a job to them.

But these are just random dudes who presumably don't always walk around naked and see others naked

>>9028301
>>9028281
yeah i would have picked blue too

>>9025988
america is significantly more conservative about not showing nudity, usually the only time people see nudity is in an explicitly sexual context whether in porn or TV or whatever, when I started watching more films from scandinavian countries amongst other places one of the main things I noticed was that there was way more nonsexual nudity, I know someone who originally is from Kyrgyzstan (russia but with hillfolk and worse internet and more chinese people) and in Russia apparently breasts are pretty common in normal television, even in advertisements its not totally uncommon to see a shirtless woman, that doesn't make tits not sexual, but there are very defined "sexual" and "nonsexual" contexts for nudity whereas in america its almost always sexual

Does anyone have the girl judging all of the guys dicks? Verybcuriois to see this.

>"Naked" attraction
>Women still have caked on make-up

yeah nah

>>9028502
This show could never get put on the air on cable here in the US because of conservative uproar. This show is sponsored by the BBC (correct me if wrong). Imagine what would happen if they put a show like this on PBS

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>>9028470
kek, i didn't even notice

As an exhibitionist I would love to be on this show. Fucking awesome.

>>9028449
>the more I think about my dick, the harder it gets
I don't know why, but I kek'd.

>>9027994

Medfag here, and I do know a fair bit about brain chemistry. While it is true that nipple stimulation leads to oxytocin release in the brain, and oxytocin release is strongly implicated in interpersonal bonding, my personal experience is that chicks vary ridiculously in how much attention they like being paid to the nips, so as with most "rules" about keeping chicks happy, it is pure bollocks.

>>9025973
>>9025984
heh heh heh heh heeeh

>>9028504
Got you senpai-chan

>>9028506
naked enough for me

>>9028539
post your nudes then

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>>9028577
damn, forgot file

>>9028564
this. my wife has big tits and she can barely even feel her nipples. I could probably flick them and she wouldn't notice. not all women have sensitive nips.

>>9028113
ugh she looks awful in those clothes tho

>>9028063
>Though she does end up saying (well, more implying) she's not into niggers in her exit interview

When they put her in the floral pant-suit and oxblood Docs, I was pretty sure "her type" is chicks.

>>9022924
What is this from?

>>9022419
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>>9025996
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>>9028528
Pure hedonism
Some thing should remain sacred. Fucking liberals :^)

>>9028584
What a fantastic program

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>>9028590
bad taste in fashion is only a green flag for me

>>9028601
Big Brother Australia. Not sure what season

>>9028608
I think browsing /gif/ pretty much dissolves our right to complain about hedonism

>>9028089
inked babe was kind of a babe not gonna lie...

>>9028608
pffffft hahaha

>>9028590
>>9028619
its not so much bad taste in fashion as i just think she looks too hippie and we'd have different views and we

>>9028608
some thing? The human body you mean?
You must be a creationist, otherwise you'd realize that the only real reason humans have covered their bodies has been for utilitarian purposes before the major religions suddenly decided that it was an issue of morality

>>9028608
your a fucking tool and ifthere is a god(there isn't)he wants you to die alone...go back to transcribing your shitty bible you puritanical fart sniffing piece of shit....

>>9028646
i.e. Not, literally, "freezing our nuts off"?

>>9028449
fuckin nigger, pink was the hotter one

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>>9028586

It's funny, because I was thinking about over-sensitivity. My wife nursed for two years, and now she hates having her nips even grazed. But yes, you do illustrate my point of it being a ridiculously broad spectrum.

I feel like it's unfair for the chicks to have to base their evaluation entirely on flaccid dick. Some guys are growers and not showers.

>>9028608
I agree with you
this shit has no place on public television
literally brainwashing kids into being obsessed with sex
of course you won't find much support on a board rife with cucks and guys who enjoy watching girls take shits for sexual pleasure
I just come here for the rekt and YLYL threads

>>9028708
>I just come here for the rekt and YLYL threads


Sure ya do. And I'd rather be a degenerate watching porn than a psychopath watching kids die in rekt

Whoever is dumping these I wish you nothing but happiness and success in in your life.

>>9027684

So...basically, the UK made a Japanese porno real before even the Japanese.

Bravo UK. Bravo.

>>9028708
>this shit has no place on public television
but torture and beheadings are fine
>literally brainwashing kids into being obsessed with sex
kids are watching porn on their ipads grandpa, this is tame. There was more hardcore content in 19th century photographs and paintings.
>I just come here for the rekt and YLYL threads
yeah sure you do, I bet you've never looked at porn before, and clicking on this thread was just an exercise in intellectual curiosity :^)

>>9027946

He's obviously a paid actor. They all are.

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>>9028708
>sex and porn are evil
>I only come here for bad comedy and people dying horribly

k

>>9028724
I'm loving this just as much as you are bud

>>9028740
I wonder how much truth there is to that

They were most likely paid, i doubt they'd be willing to get naked on network TV for free

But they're also obviously not models or pornstars or anything, and I doubt they were given any kind of script (you can always tell when these shows are scripted and when they're not based off how they talk)

>>9028708
I think these kinds of things are an attempt by capitalists to capitalize on changing social norms to create a consumerist culture of materialism with humans and sex as its material commodities. We are heading towards a future like in Aldous Huxley's Brave New World.

>>9028761
reminder that the Romans, considered one of the greatest civilizations in the world, where much more hedonistic than we are now. Not to mention the other pre-christian cultures that didn't hate sex

It's a Judeo-Christian and Islamic invention that sex and sexuality are wrong

>>9028407
>brits
>good teeth
pick one

>>9028708
>all nudity is sexualised
i bet you'd get an erection at the sauna or a nude beach too

>>9028785
oh god, do you have more (of this girl)?

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lel @ this guy covering up his half-chub

>>9028802
I've posted pretty much all the parts she's nude in

That's pretty much it. I'll make sure to dump the next ep once it comes out

>>9028791
Amerifats are worse

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3363434/How-Americans-don-t-better-teeth-Adults-likely-suffer-poor-dental-health-England-research-shows.html

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>>9028853
>dailymail

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>>9028843
okay, nevermind. I feel like I didn't make enough webms of the first ep so I'll do a few more

This show is too good

>>9028858
>A team from both sides of the Atlantic compared data for thousands of patients from the English Adult Dental Health Survey and the US National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey
Crooked toothed Amerifat detected

>>9028874
Dailymail is the New York Post of the UK

Whenever a news article cites "research," especially a clickbait-tier one like that, nine times out of ten whatever they're citing is some level of total bullshit

>>9028240
>those fucking problem glasses on red
dodged a bullet

>>9028657
Reddit: The Post

>>9028700
A lot of girls honestly don't know that dicks change size

>>9026082
10/10 you started after the whale was eliminated.

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>>9028901
keep watching, he just eliminated her

I think you're gonna be disappointed

>>9028584
That poor fat one

>>9028700

>mfw I'm a grower and a shower

>>9028487
what the fuck is wrong with her belly button

>>9028945
>average flaccid is 3.6 Inches
never actually thought or cared about flaccid size
*grabs tape measure in bedside drawer*
>4.5
i'll take it, dread to think what size this dudes is (although surely he's a bit hard?)

>>9028945
The black dude definitely seems like he pops a bit of a chub, his head starts coming out more

>>9028978
who cares, hottest girl so far

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>>9028963
I didn't put it in a webm but there's a moment where she compliments his eyes and the other dudes look at him with a mixture of pity and hilarity

>>9028890
>>9028945
It's hilarious how she does nothing but insult the dudes, but gives compliments to all the girls, even the fat chick in blue. She might look cute but the guys seriously dodged a "genderfluid" bullet with this one

>>9027503
No I agree with him, check out >>9024614 or >>9023201 or >>9022427 in comparison. Those are natural too, they're just better.

>>9028886
The study was in most of the other papers too, sounds like you're just in Amerifat denial

>>9029011
She's not so much genderfluid as she is an obvious full on dyke.

>>9029066
Is this normal etiquette on nude beaches? To just ignore boners? Or is this nigger just a werido?

Great thread OP, always nice to see full frontal on mainstream TV

>>9029054
Most americans think that whatever is shown in the slanted media is true. The stars spend hundreds of thousands on their teeth, dentistry being expensive and not being part of the obvious universal healthcare scam and the excuse for the flouride being put in america's water supply obviously means that americans have better teeth.

The american race is...not very aware of things.

>>9029066
any background for this

>>9028708
i was obsessed with tits since i was 5 and i was barely exposed to that shit until 6th grade

>>9029082

Pretty much yes. Boners happen. No biggie.

>>9029082
Ever been to a nude beach?
Yes you're supposed to ignore boners, but most men don't care if you stare.

You just know that chick is taking pics of his dick with her camera.

Also, lol that fruit in the background who makes a full on detour to take a look at that guys dick.

>>9028657
yes because being an atheist I have to be a fucking degenerate right?

Nietzsche was right.

>>9028794
the show is called Naked ATTRACTION for a reason you retard

>>9028240
WHY WOULD HE NOT PICK HER

SHE'S CUTE AS

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>>9029175
Nigga's got no taste

>>9027994
Holy fuck this is one is the obvious choice.

Long Hair?
>Check as fuck
Cute breats
>Check as fuck

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>>9029082
no, there are options: ignore it, point and laugh or suck it.

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>>9029226
You've got good taste sir

>>9029246
What's wrong with a nice little tuggie?

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Ok, last one, for real this time.

I'll make sure to dump the next ep once I get my hands on it.

>>9029257

>What's wrong with a nice little tuggie?

Blowjobs are considered more polite

>>9028871
>>9028890
>>9028945
>>9028961
>>9029011
>skipping blue
Don't hold out on us man.

>>9029279
You're not missing out. Blue's a putrid fatfuck

>>9029289
Post it anyway

>>9029278
Is it considered proper to swallow or to receive a facial?

>>9029293
no, she's grody

check out the ep yourself if you're such a chubby chaser, it's on TPB

>>9029299

Swallow. Letting cum drip onto the sand is a huge faux-pas

>>9029190
>I feel like I've achieved something massive here
my erection

>>9029320
thx for the tips, anon. I'm going to a nude beach tomorrow now I feel a little more prepared

>>9023201
it's natural.

>>9028528
Where can I download this. Is there a mega? Can someone upload it there?

>>9029389
Pirate Bay

>>9027712
>I like what they represent
>That's where I came from and that's where I wanna be

ugh, grim

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>>9022419
Slave trading has gone up a notch or two. She even bowed respectfully. Fucking British. Go Brexit!

okay i actually became desensitized as i scrolled down this thread. I started out getting hard, but by the bottom it was doing nothing for me

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>>9029098
i think it is a BIGGIe

>>9025632
Where is the like button on this goddamn remote?

What a bizarre thread

>>9025632
so much pasta you"re goddamn italian

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>>9028078
>>9028113

>a young PAM BEESLY

>>9025988
Don't self-identify as Amerifat.
And the answer is guys do. Some. But chances are a nude beach is not filled with the kind of people that would get you anywhere near hard.

>>9026017
Auschwitz, 1944

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>>9026211

England I am disappoint.

>>9027546

I'd buy that for a dollar.

>>9028502
^this
I like myself go on nude beaches sometimes, or the mixed spa area, sauna etc. It only weird if your brain is wired for nude = sex . Of course if I see a hot woman and take a second look, but I dont get an instant boner, I am there for to relax and swim.

>>9023201

Is that guy tanning his penis? The fuck.

>>9027731
This is like if a Fox Reality Show threw up on itself while taking a shit and texting his mom, but he had really called her in the first place and all she could hear was him farting and shitting while tapping on the phone and then the sounds of puking. Her emergency contact is your girlfriend who walks in on you smearing the mess around with a t-shirt, naked. Fox Reality Show looks up from the floor and says "Damn girl, you look good.".
This show is like that.

>>9027903
Chuckle\mouth touch. You might be a nigger.

Notice how none of the naked attraction webms have fat people.

>>9029686
There were plenty of fat people on the show, I just didn't put them in because fatties are gross

>>9029651
he wants a BBC

you must have to be a massive slag to go on that naked attraction show

>>9028835
>>9028785

Instinct? Hard choice? The fuck. The other guy was just obviously better looking and slightly taller.

What a bitch, at least be honest while you're naked.

>>9029700
you seem a bit mad

She says her instinct drew her to the more "confident" looking dude (confident being code for alpha)

>>9026211
Fucking Channel 4 always have to push and push deeper into obscenity and baseness. Is nothing sacred? Is nothing off limits?

After having a dating show that revolves around genitalia, and a show where couples have sex live on air (albeit in a frosted glass box), where are Channel 4 going to push it next? Live child rape? Necrophilia dating show?

I bet it's run by Jews. In fact, let me check.

>David >>Abraham<< (Born August 1963) is a British media executive who is the Chief Executive of Channel 4 Television Corporation

WHAT A SURPRISE

SURELY THIS IS PURE COINCIDENCE AGAIN

>>9028608
I want to fuck your dick while smearing shit into my untreated cavities. I'm a goddamn liberal.

>>9029715

The one where she disses the guy for having pubic hair (he obviously trimmed it too), she's just a complete bitch.

Yeah I get mad at asshole people.

>>9028113
what did she whisper?

>>9028646
This is you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljxFFYSJzK4

A combination of modesty and chasteness is one of the things that distinguishes civilisation from savagery. Yes it's a social construct, but so is everything else in civilisation.

>>9028739
>but torture and beheadings are fine
What are you talking about? Neither feature on TV.

>>9028761
That's what they are, yes.

>>9028619
/gif/ is explicitly a place for porn and other adult things, and you have to seek it out. It's not something broadcast on a general purpose channel by a PUBLICLY OWNED BROADCASTER.

>>9029698
nice

they can't keep getting away with this desu

>>9029732
>nudity at 10pm?
>f-fucking degenerates!

why are you on a porn board you muslim retard?

>>9029025
>
anyone have something like this where a girl is talking about another girls pussy/tit/watever love haring it

>>9029782
i think hes joking but I agree this shouldn't be on tv

>>9028528
Dude had a boner.

>>9029787
I'm not joking, thank you very much.

>>9029782
Sporadic nudity (think GoT) is fine, it's what the watershed is for.

I don't think anyone who came up with the broadcasting standards had anything like this in mind.

I doubt you'd ever see anything like this on Israeli TV. Oy vey!

>>9029757
"Also he wasn't my type."

>>9029389
its on 4od

>>9029761
>A combination of modesty and chasteness is one of the things that distinguishes civilisation from savagery.
Which is why arabs are the most civilised people in the world. And finns, germans, french etc are barbarians for their nude beaches and saunas.
>/gif/ is explicitly a place for porn and other adult things
so you can handle this without becoming a degenerate, but sheeple can't. Do as I say, not as I do, got it.
>muh kids
they should be asleep when it's on, and parents have control to filter out adult content
> and you have to seek it out
as opposed to channel 4 where you are obligated by law to watch every program

>>9025175
>Dickie, old chum

>>9029835
Arabs are sex-crazed degenerates though; they grope and rape almost for sport. Whenever they're in a crowd and think the law can't do much, they gang up on women and have their way (taharrush). There's no chasteness there except concerning a man and his own property (read: wives).

>so you can handle this without becoming a degenerate, but sheeple can't. Do as I say, not as I do, got it.
Rather this is about what is socially normal. Browsing /gif/ is not socially normal. We're mostly porn-addicted underachievers, too.

>as opposed to channel 4 where you are obligated by law to watch every program
Well there's no convincing you, is there?

In ten years Brits will be watching explicit scat fetishist dating shows on Channel 4 with morbid interest, and Channel 4 news will be discussing the prospective legalization of minorsexual relations. Love is love, get over it!

>>9029809
>I doubt you'd ever see anything like this on Israeli TV. Oy vey!
founders of western civilisation, the romans and greeks were fucking degenerates
we should follow the hebrew tradition of fearing nudity
that'll show em

just go away. i wonder if you're the same fuck in every thread that quotes and greentexts in posts like you want to start an argument. based on that post alone, you are not a smart person, and as far as I can tell the harder you try, the easier it is for people to see right through you. The first guy had it thought out, and you're just angry and too dumb to know what to be angry about. Vote for Trump.

>>9029859
Yes well done on being familiar with the final (that is, Hedonism) phase of dying empires.

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>>9029053
Thank you for helping me prove my point. I am the one who posted >>9023101 and I approve of your evidence for my argument of how those are indeed, ugly tits.

>>9029852
>Arabs are sex-crazed degenerates though
Wonder if this has anything to do with their sexually repressed culture? just a coincidence I bet. A life of chastity and denial is good for the soul, see catholic priests.

>In ten years Brits will be watching explicit scat fetishist dating shows on Channel 4 with morbid interest
muh slippery slope
if your fantasy came to pass, if this show is anything to go by, you'd be watching it along with everyone else, but with a smug sense of superiority.

Can anyone please post the video where she takes a closer look at the BBW in the blue box?

>>9028981
>>9028983
You know blacks typically don't grow as much as other races when erect, right?

It's actually part of the reason for their rep as having big dicks.

>>9026002
speak for yourself ;)

>>9029865
greeks were wrestling nude and fucking boys from the very start, much more 'degenerate' than this show. Byzantium was staunchly christian when it was crushed.

>>9029896
Yeah it's not as if Channel 4 among many others have been pushing it and pushing it for years and years.

>sexually repressed
I don't recall Victorian men being gang rapists whenever the opportunity presented itslf. It must be some other facet of culture encouraging that behaviour -- perhaps the extremes of Islamic chauvinism, perhaps the fact that a woman who is not in proper hijab is considered fair game by definition.

>>9029920
One's true, the other's bollocks. The ancient Greeks aren't around anymore. Let's learn from their mistakes.

>>9028528
That fucking elephant head tattoo

Fuck off degenerate.

>>9028961

This Asian chick annoyed the fuck out of me. I couldn't get past the way she closed her eyes whenever she laughed.

>>9028608
>Some thing should remain sacred.
I'm someway agree with this, I found more and more hard to get turned on with all this access to nudity and porn.
When I was a kid i fapped even with a girl in bikini, now I'm going to start to see rape videos or something.

And this is my last blog entry.

>>9029921
>I don't recall Victorian men being gang rapists whenever the opportunity presented itslf.
They could blow off steam by fucking the numerous child prostitutes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_Armstrong_case#A_.C2.A35_virgin
http://www.nickdavies.net/1997/11/01/child-prostitutes-and-poverty-in-britain/

>the fact that a woman who is not in proper hijab is considered fair game by definition.
And a woman dressed scantily in victorian times would have been treated with the utmost respect. If only we still lived in that innocent time of opium dens and rampant syphilis.

>>9029954
That one case settles it, then.

So anyway, what further "progress" from puritanism would you like?

>>9029266

The one with the tattoos. My fave of the entire series so far.

>>9028180
Her least favourite isn't her teeth?

>>9028740
Guy with the fake leg goes to my gym. He's not an actor.

GOOD THREAD

>>9029964
I think the ultimate point here is that neither hard-edge "purity" nor rampant hedonism are good ways to go

>>9028708
actually by showing it to them in a non-sexual way, it desensitizes them. the reason we're obsessed with it is because we were raised with nudity as taboo.

>>9029053
All those look horrible by default due to the tanlines.

>>9030110
>not liking tan lines

Pleb/10

>>9027395
Naked attraction

>>9030103
Yet you (or that poster) are defending this show of rampant hedonism from criticism.

>>9030288
>this show of rampant hedonism

Have you actually watched it, or are you working off rundowns you read in clickbait articles?

The premise of the show isn't "lookie lookie at who you want to fucky fucky." That'd be stupid.

The premise is that when dating, we generally find out about a person's personality first, and only later find out weather or not their bodies match our preferences. And yes, despite what the average tumblr landwhale will tell you, both physical and mental attraction are equally important in a relationship.

So, this show flips the script. Instead of learning about a personality first and later learning about a body, what if one was to start with picking their body type and later learn about personality? Can it work?

To wittle this show down to "dey look at eachother NAKED! H-HEDONISM!" is only stupid on your part.

>>9030728
I watched it.

>The premise of the show isn't "lookie lookie at who you want to fucky fucky."
Yes it is. The lower body being the first to be revealed, and the highly judgy nature of the show, make that quite clear.

>Can it work?
Perhaps in the age of dick pics, nudes, and Tinder. Who needs pair bonding anymore, right?

>and only later find out weather or not their bodies match our preferences
No, we get an idea of what their bodies look like in person at the same time as talking to them. If their pricks and cunts aren't perfect, well, that's a private matter and love is blind, isn't it?

My mum was waxing lyrical to me about how it shows such a "diverse set of bodies" etc. etc. and how it "really makes you feel good about yourself and what you've got". Nah, what I saw was a collection of above-average, usually fully depilated men and women with a couple of hairy token fatties thrown in. And of course, the person choosing two dates would choose the one they liked most, and (usually) also the token hairy fatty just to not look like a shallow cunt.

>>9030821
kek, not only did you ignore half my post, you outed yourself as a butthurt /r9k/ permavirgin. Don't get mad at this show because people think you're ugly

>>9028835
She would've straddled the fuck outta him.

>>9028608
the ethical theory that pleasure (in the sense of the satisfaction of desires) is the highest good and proper aim of human life.

>>9028427
channle 4 is a private owned company who make thier money via advertisments and sponserships unlike BBC(British Broadcasting Company)

>>9028708
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watershed_(broadcasting)

please learn about eithical broadcasting laws

>>9030821
they show you the two people go on a date full clothed after the slection part of the show ffs, the whole show is can pysical attraction equate to romantic attaction.

THAT IS THE SHOWS PREMISE
>>9030902

>>9028528
how does he work out his legs?

>>9028584
Circumcised just looks better. Deal with it faggots.

>>9032432
Funny, she says she doesn't have any preference later in the show

Most women don't care about weather you're circumcised or not. The only outcome of mutilating your dick is less pleasurable sex

>>9032537

It's only a few uneducated America females and all the jew dicks who get get upset.