So this post is actually for me to pose a question on how to get this old philippino bitch to take my cock in her ass. while waiting for advice I'll post all the anal porn I gots. and any kind of anal goes.
Maybe some context.
>be me.
>late twenties.
>work with philippino lady in late 40s
>solid 4/10
>she always boosts my ego so why not keep talking to her?
>always brings me food too
>philippino food ain't half bad
>she gets let go or quits, english isn't her first language so I don't fucking know.
>gets my number so she can keep in touch.
>still brings me food.
>always invites me to go places and shit.
>get invite and go to barbecue.
>she's drunk and touches my dick.
>mightaswell.jpeg
>one of her family cockblocks.
>somewhat annoyed.
>every other time we go somewhere she brings 8/10 philippino girls.
>Like three of them... everytime.
>theyre either 18 or 19.
>think she's trying to pimp them out to me.
>I'm down with it.
>but first I gotta plow her ass.
>don't know why, maybe because I spent too much time talking to her not to
>for whatever reason, I need to do it.
>she invited me to hang out this thursay
>other philippino girls will be there like always.
how do I get her to touch my dick for more than ten seconds?
I'll be honest I'm not too picky when it comes to watching anal.
>>8916102
sauce?
>>8916106
I just know it's jane marie. don't know the scene.
>>8915775
>watching the vid
Boner starts
>thank you
Boner goes to orbit
>>8916091
Stick around long enough for the other girls to leave if you aren't asked to leave before that. Drink more but make sure she has more than you and once she gets comfortable move in and make a move
>>8916165
she's usually their ride for that shit. so if they bring their own car imma do that but they probably wont.
>>8915775
SAUCE
>>8915820
I lost the boner when I saw her hair.
>>8916091
>solid 4/10
kek
>>8915820
Sauce?
>>8915820
Kek'd
>>8916097
sauce?
>>8915783
Mandy Muse for anyone who's interested; and yes that's where she gets her name from.
>>8915775
Proxy Paige EverythingButt from last year. Mind-blowing scene.
>>8916133
This dude is hot
>>8916185
Ask if you can stop by her place for a bit after she drops the rest off. Flirt with her a bunch first too, to plant the seed in her mind.
>>8916668
Ryan Smiles
>>8915775
the only men who want to anally fuck their girls are either closet faggots or bitter basement dwellers who hate women.
discuss.
>>8916937
The only men who impose their morals and tastes on others are either authoritarian cunts or cucks who are only okay with it when Jamal ibn-Fuckyourwifeistan is doing it to his girlfriend.
>>8916937
what if the girl wants too.
Would be a shame not doing it because "it's for faggots"
>>8916097
Sauce Please
>>8917035
you piece of repeating shit
anyone know the sauce of this?
>>8916937
>bitter basement dwellers who hate women.
Yea that just about sums it up for me
>>8915775
Sauce?
>>8916598
Daizha Morgann aka Octosphincter
>>8916937
You pathetic coward. If you had more than 2 women under your belt, you would have had one into anal by now.
Basement dweller found.
Even a hermit like me can find easy bitches who beg for assplay.
>>8915783
i came to this
Next time she invites you out, tell her that you are fucking an ass tonight. Tell her if she wants, it can be hers.
If she doesn't want to come alone, stop wasting your time and fuck your own ass.
Faggot.
>>8915783
wtf is this? why is that so hot?
>>8916133
Girls name???
>>8918117
sauce???????????'
>>8916861
that doesn't sound half bad anon. Imma try that.
>>8918923
well I'm glad she did cause she can take a good dicking.
>>8916937
it's not the words I would use to describe myself but I've been called both of those things by other people so...
>>8919309
One word. Molly. All of you do molly and a guarantee you they'll all suck your dick at the same time. Removes inhibitions and makes them like cats in heat.
Girlfriend begged me to fuck her in her ass the first time we did it. I know most people around here are anti drug degenerate but i guarantee it works.
>>8915775
Unrelated but when erect my cock likes to point upwards. I can't even bend it down to a 90° angle when completely hard. Am I the only one? It would make this position/reverse cowgirl more or less impossible without bending it to the point it's super painful.
>>8919345
that's gonna be a back up plan but a really good back up plan.
>>8919372
I'm sure some one can relate anon but I can't.
>>8916091
give me sauce faggot
>>8919410
azn girls name plox
>>8916566
For me it was when I saw the star of David
>>8915775
>that thank you
i came
>>8919458
try fucking standing up. it'd be weird but worth a shot.
>>8919396
sauce
>>8919443
I'll give you her name if you contribute something to the thread.
>>8919443
I have a link but it's on my computer and I'm on my phone
>>8919497
had to look through my saved shit cause it's not alot hope this works
>>8915775
Sauce?
>>8919539
Marica Hase.
>>8919554
I'll tell you if you contribute something.
>>8915820
It's like jap porn and western porn combined.
>>8915775
>thank you
>>8919396
Whos the girl?
>>8919582
We call this korean porn
>>8918923
>she
Kek
>>8918583
In what way is this even sexy?!? I just feel sorry for the both of them!
>>8919497
I know it's Rachel Roxxx but damn I don't know the scene. Anyone?
>>8919581
Gonna need sauce on that.
>>8919717
>I know it's Rachel Roxxx
>It literally says "Bangbros" in the webm.
And you're yet another faggot asking for sauce but contributing nothing.
How fucking useless are you?
>>8919741
Then I suggest you contribute something to the thread. Or just look at the fucking filename.
>>8919755
Chill out man, I'm on my iPhone and won't be at computer until 2mro.
You help me out?
>>8919788
No.
>>8915820
cant decide between octopussy or octoass
>>8919801
Absolute faggot! You're taking this way too seriously. Fucking twat!
I was only on here while I was on the train on my way to some real pussy. Something you probably only dream of.
Good night loser!
>>8919801
Saucey?
>>8919788
http://www. spankwire .com/Rachel-Roxxx-ass-gets-rocked/video2534001/
here /b/rother
>>8918583
what the actual fuck
>>8916548
first one's Proxy Paige, second's Chastity Lynn
>>8915775
>dat thank you
And they say talk can't make porns better. Fuck.
>>8915775
Proxy Paige is legit man
I'd bankrupt myself to spend the night with her
>>8919858
>On phone, have access to internet.
>Don't know how to google Rachel Roxxx and bangbros
Drink more bleach
>>8916091
>>think she's trying to pimp them out to me.
>>I'm down with it.
>>but first I gotta plow her ass.
A man has priorities
>>8916091
Sauce?
>>8919827
I prefer maw of the void myself.
>>8919443
Marica Hase
>>8919345
This is rape.
>>8920700
if your fucked up on the drug too and you both consent and record the agreement of verbal consent (not hard with a cell phone) then you win
>>8920669
>>8920700
HOW IS ASKING PEOPLE TO DO MOLLEE RAPE? YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>8919858
>SOMEONE DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!?!??! I WILL SHIT TALK THEM AND GET ANGRY
YES YOU ARE A COOL DUDE WHO PROBABLY PAYS FOR SEX. GLAD YOU COULD COME AND SHIT ALL OVER THIS THREAD
>>8915775
How old is she?
>>8918117
Sauce
>>8920625
Dakota Skye?
anyone has that webm where a girl with short blue hair is getting pounded in the ass and it kinda starts hurting but she digs it? she's facing the camera
>>8918583
sauce
>>8917312
Blue Angel
>>8920989
>Lanny Barbie hates cum
This sounds like a lie
>>8915813
anyone know the scene name?
>>8915783
MDMA is one hell of a drug
>>8921111
sauce
>>8920669
>anal in whatever form you got it
cry more bruh
>>8919858
MODS! This guy killed my boner
need source on this
>>8921232
source?
>>8918583
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8920757
I almost didn't click on this because I thought this was a real woman. Glad I did, fucking hot!
>>8916937
>>8915775
if she's old she's had a cock in her ass and didn't like it anon, guaranteed
>>8916566
>fapping to a fucking octopus being creampied? check
>Blue hair? OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>8919640
>Doing this.
Kek
>>8920669
Hey newfag, I have a suggestion. Ignore it. You fucking absolute moron.
this counts
>>8921657
Who is she?
What happened? Did the dildo break?
>>8921526
I found someone who shares my opinion
>>8920824
sauce plz
>>8915820
One in the stink, covered in ink.
>>8921674
poop
>>8921674
Poop.
>>8915820
Squidward?
>>8921221
>>8921276
Salsa?
>>8921323
Sauce ?
>>8922328
holeee fuck sauce.
>>8921363
souss?
>>8919558
bogger in her left nostril
>>8922336
I need sauce in my life good sir/madam.
>>8922336
sauce or name?
>>8922336
nevermind found it , Yasmin Pires
>>8918457
SAUCE PLEASE!
>>8922361
proxy paige
>>8920757
sauce?
>>8921482
i want sauce for that!
>>8921178
She just licked shit off his dick.
>>8922328
Proxy paige
>>8920669
>not just moving the fuck on
Jesus just fucking end your life you sensitive fuckup
>>8921544
I kek'd. It seems /pol/ is leaking into other boards a lot these days.
>>8922325
desperately need sauce.
>>8919858
>getting mad on an anonymous porn board
You're fucking pathetic
Please die
>>8920669
>PS 4Chan please add a Gay/Trap section
>4Chan
>capital C
>section
Lurk more.
>>8915783
http://efukt.com/21237_Anally_Destroying_a_Mentally_Disturbed_Teenager.html
>>8916091
>Wanting to fuck an ugly girl from the ugliest race in South East Asia
m8, don't
>>8922847
it's not a want anymore, it's a need.
>>8916937
I'm a straight woman and I love anal. You can be 100% straight, in fact I prefer it, but if you don't fuck me in the ass imma be pissed. I like it in the pussy too; but ideally both.
>>8922963
but still solid advice, I thank you.
>>8922971
not that i agree with him at all, but that doesnt disprove his point, you're man could just hate you.
>>8922971
thank you femanon, it's women like you that make the world a better place, that being said; tits or gtfo
>>8922467
What's her name ffs
>>8923043
Contribute to the thread and I'll tell you.
>>8920669
>>8922467
sauce?
>>8923110
Main disk crashed so I only have this to offer right now.
>>8923118
Keri Sable
>>8923128
see
>>8923129
>>8919581
>fuck yea I'm squirtin
>>8916091
Here's my secret weapon bro. Foot fetish or not, make a joke about how appreciate a womens cute feet. She'll giggle and think it's weird. Let her show you her feet, touch them, get sensual with them. Nibble on her baby toe. That'll get her wet and want to fuck. Then just work you're way up and start the action.
I swear to god this works every time.
>>8915775
Holy fuck OP, who is that.
>>8921674
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED YOU KISS LESS VIRGIN?
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENS IN 90% OF CIVILIAN ANAL CASES- THE DUMB FUCKS FAIL TO REALIZE IN PORN, WOMEN DO ENEMAS BEFORE ANAL TO AVOID SHITTING THEMSELVES LIKE THAT DIRTY BITCH
>>8921526
THYE CAN YOU DUMB FUCK, BUT THEY WOULD END UP IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE YOU KISSLESS VIRGIN.
IF HER NAILS ARE A PROBLEM, MY GUESS IS YOU ARE EVEN TOO UGLY FOR THE FAGS.
>>8915775
Toss her salad
>>8922626
which video was this? I know it's jynx and bangbros from the title
>>8921372
Id kill for this whole video.
>>8923128
who is this
>>8923760
heaven forbid you have to look yourself
>>8921455
sauce pls
>>8923327
Damn dude how do you not know Proxy Paige?
Anyone know who this is? http://www.redtube.com/653295
>>8923933
You'd be suprised by how many literal casuals browse 4chan
>>8921293
Utterly repulsive. I can't look away.
>>8916937
Kek. I do hate women.
>>8920925
yup
>>8922822
>http://efukt.com/21237_Anally_Destroying_a_Mentally_Disturbed_Teenager.html
It's like the highlight reel to a sports game
FUCKING DRUM AND BASS
>>8918583
>prolapse
>wrecked cunt
>saggy tits
>manhands.exe
>armsflaps
>sheep plushie
>cheap furniture
>guy's phimosis
>guys zits
Off to >>> /b/ with you
>>8921613
three fucking looks b4 sucking
>>8919741
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=200442147
>>8923607
Who says shit like "Civilian Anal Cases"... Oh right, kissless teenagers trying to sound smart. Newflash retard, hardly anybody uses enemas before anal sex. A shower is sufficient, but not necessary. Real life is full of interesting smells and sensations, you'll get it when you grow up.
>>8919372
same here. girls seem to like missionary, cow girl and prone positions. hasnt been a major issue yet
>>8924771
You're in luck, it's a woman.
Look for: phealinphine69
>>8922649
sodapoppin?
>>8921060
Anywhere I can find this vid online?
>>8915775
This webm and this whole video in general is truly legendary
>>8921178
Dirty bitch
>>8922971
i remember this video where these guys picked up a couple of girls in their bang van. after a lot of convincing and money, they started fucking them. one of the guys fucked a girl in the ass, maybe by accident, maybe he just wanted to start there. then he switched to her pussy, and she told him that she liked it better in her ass. surprised him. guess he had never met a girl who preferred anal
>>8920824
Shit... I thought it was a girl... Then I saw the balls.
Not sure what to think about it. :P
>>8916091
Tell her this:
>Napaka Maganda ka po
>>8919827
not the crack-en?
>>8926766
just enjoy nigga. life is too short to fret over whether or not people on the internet call you gay over something thats no longer considered gay anymore
>>8926805
isn't pronounced the way it looks?
>>8921561
lol fag
>>8923174
she does wear sandals alot....
>>8920669
I bet you are the type to vote for Trump.
>>8920669
Perhaps one doth protest too much?
Just admit that you want a tranny to pound your hole instead of acting like some outraged autist
>>8921111
I guess he fucked the shit out of her..
Checked quads.
baka
I completely forgot the sauce on this but it's one of my favorites. If anyone remembers where this is from it'd be great.
>>8920700
Is you the police?
anal is the way
>>8922971
Good to hear confirmation. My wife is 100% straight and loves anal. In fact, she would tell you that it is easier for her to come with my dick balls deep in her ass and her orgasms are much more intense. And I love it, it's called a win -win.
>>8922971
Congratulations on being gross
>>8915775
Sauceee??
>>8927515
Omg! Sauceeeeeee
>>8923601
Well, in my experience if the girl poops an hour or two before anal sex there's no poop. No need for enemas.
>>8918583
Dat dick slap
>>8929206
you have to be kidding
>>8923601
civilian?
>>8916598
Daizha Morgann