Really big penis

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>>8905411
oh god source

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does PE works?
bathmate?

>>8909161
Link plz?

>>8908839

bathmate/pumping is the slowest way to pe. pe works though.

counterarguments:

"if it worked everyone would do it"

working out works but there's still fat fucks and skinny fucks everywhere.

"you could hurt yourself"

you can hurt yourself doing anything if you do it wrong.

"why spend so much time on your dick"

you got me. nobody cares when you're working out though. for some reason muscles aren't a big deal to make bigger but dicks are, it's just general hypocrisy.

again pe works but it takes forever and will hurt you if you do it rough. pegym will help you find what's right and wrong to do, go there and read everything. the most important thing to remember is that it's slow and will take dedication. guys go years to get an inch sometimes.

>>8905406
sause?

>>8909402
>"you could hurt yourself"
>
>you can hurt yourself doing anything if you do it wrong.

This is such a hilarious strawman. No, dumbass, there is no "could". Pumping DOES and WILL hurt you. It will tear your nerves and stretch the spongy tissue inside your penis to the point where it WILL (not COULD) rupture if you do it enough. Don't fucking pump your penis unless you want to end up in the hospital explaining to people what you were doing.

>>8909337
http://i-gay.org/mofos-kimmy-granger-dont-break-me/

I feel like if I had a big dick everything in my life would have gone much, much better. Can any anons with big peepees back me up on this? Does having a big dick naturally give you confidence that helps you out in other ways besides sex?

>>8909592

i have read the forums for years. people who have been doing this for a decade plus have no problems because they take things slow. pumps are actually, seriously prescribed to help with erectile dysfunction. i would look up a source for this but i'll let you do it on your own as it'll be more humiliating.

>>8909654
>i would look up a source for this but i'll let you do >it on your own as it'll be more humiliating.
You mean you don't have any credible sources? Oh okay.

>>8909662

no, i mean i'm so confident i'm right that i'm daring you to prove me wrong. go ahead, try to back up your claim that doctors don't prescribe vacuum pumps for ed. i dare you.

>>8909640
no, it's just a cherry on top. i guess. my life still sucks, life in general just sucks regardless of yer size.

>>8909662

hey, it seems like it's taking a while for you to respond, what could possibly be the problem? internet go out? sticky keyboard? windows update giving you trouble? please respond, i'd just love to know what your research turned up.

>>8909662

i'm seriously worried for your safety, anon. did you step on something sharp? did your house catch fire? what could possibly holding you back from your foolproof rebuttal?

>>8909640
No but it's nice hearing "wow I'm so happy you have a big dick" all the time

>>8909662

whoah now, if you don't respond soon i'll have to call the cops. this is really dicey. blink once if you can hear this! blink none if you agree pumping is safe when used in moderation and is prescribed by doctors!

>>8909668
I'm not claiming shit newfag. Learn to read.

>>8909756

ah! the truth scavenger returneth! what hast your research wrought?

>>8909766
>X is true
Can I have some evidence to support that?
>Go find the evidence yourself

That isn't how it works anon...

>>8909774

hey, i addressed this already! i know you've been busy scouring the research logs, but did you read this

>>8909668

?

>>8909774

well golly, you've gone full-on silent than a night without june bugs! any reason why that could be?

>>8909774

hey, where'd you go? you were gone for a long time, then popped up for a second, then disappeared! the only thing i could think medically that could cause this is blinking really long or spousal abuse. are you alright? you can trust me, i won't tell anyone he's hitting you.

>>8909829 here,

if you want to know the truth like that other guy did, wikipedia "penis enlargement." the only sections with actual sources are traction devices (things that stretch your dick for a long time and have been proven to actually lengthen it) and penis pumps (recommended by doctors to help with ed and peyronie's disease.)

or you could just whimper in the corner like our friend who hasn't responded in a while. hey friend, is everything okay? do you need a tissue? or a crying rag? just let me know, i'll try to help as much as i can help someone who's such an obvious sore loser.

having a footlong seems like its a blessing id love to be that big

>>8909852
So Far something like the bathmate has shown the most promise, traction devices are trickier.

>>8909161
they pay her for making that DUUUUMBASS face?

>>8909852
There are also proven surgeries that work, like the one where they inject shit into it to thicken it, and the one where they cut the ligament to give you a few more inches aka floppy cock cut, there's one other one but I forget. But they inevitably ruin your dick.
Every single one.
Even that fucking jelquing shit has the real potential of permanently destroying your cock and ruining your ability to get and maintain erection.

The only proven thing that actually works for your dick is stretching. And the average man can do a simple 5 minute cock stretch in a warm bath or shower every day and get an extra inch or half inch in a year or two so.

Oh and giving up porn and masturbation and working out. That shit will give you a perma semi that will flop around all day.

By the way. Basically every dude in this thread has had a cock pump, the surgery and a fist full of pills on top of steroids to get their size.
I'm not even mentioning how they do the small body with merely above average sized dick thing.

>>8905362
sauce pls

>>8905362
Noice

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and if someone have sauce on this one !

>>8909592
>>8909662
You're joking right?

>>8917270

http://monstercockland.com/218142/bigger-than-mandingo-schlong-in-action/

>>8909402
>you got me. nobody cares when you're working out though. for some reason muscles aren't a big deal to make bigger but dicks are, it's just general hypocrisy.
working out:
- improves general health, especially if you're overweight
- actually makes you more attractive
penis enlargement:
- makes you slightly more impressive (seriously, years for one inch?) to women after you have them in bed

>>8919711
wut

>>8919711
wtf

>>8909180
kek

>>8919828
>>8919862
File is corrupt for me, what is it?

>>8919711
why is leonard nimoy masturbating a baguete?

Remember guys if you dont see a girl or even better a ruler, assume the guy is a manlet with a 6 and a half inch dick. They use womanlets too.

>>8919711
Is that real?

>>8905411
Sauce?

>>8913398
All fun and games when you realize most girls can only fit 6-8 in. I have 8 but the gf can only take 4...
There is always a limit on what is actually practical

>>8919711
lol It's a fake cock. See how he kept holding the base shaft while he jerk with other hand?

He has small dick, go figure.

>>8909640
no, because i'm aspie as fuck, and i don't even get to show my penis size to women. Although when i did, it was kinda kewl

>>8922163

As if someone would lie on the internet?

>>8909640
Don't listen to these retards, hell yes it gives you confidence. Being in that top percent no matter what anyone says or does I will always likely have a bigger cock than them and that is great

Guys here are idiots.
PE is true and reason physicians wont look into it is because you cannot make money off people working out their dicks for something they can do for free for the most part.
i have been stretching Jan 1st and grown half an inch, which is good for 6 months.
If you have good genetics, you can gain alot.
Be skeptical all you want, i rather take my slow ass time to workout and gain that complain as a naysayer with an untrained dick.

>>8922609
I jelqued for some years

Now my cock is ugly, but bigger. From 7 to 8.5 in length

I had 5 inch girth all along my shaft, but now only my base is 5, middle is 6 and rest is 5.5

But it did work

>>8922639
>>8922639
do u have stretch marks on it?

>>8922670
No. It looks normal, but when I did post it on /b/ or /soc/ some always ask me if I did jelq but I don't know how they can see it

Women like it a thousand times more though and I stopped once I found the perfect size for my gf

What's stretching and how do you do it thanks

>>8919399
thanks ! Did he did other vids ?

>>8909728
sauce on the eighth clip with the nightvision footage

>>8909640
I'm a straight white male so of course I'm already privileged, but I as born with a nine inch dick, which is huge bragging rights to my bros, and when a faggot finds out he's all over me, but most girls don't even try to suck it, I have to go slow in the pussy with a lot of lube, and anal is pretty much a no, unless the girl is some coked up size queen. This leaves me with the only option to make myself feel good about it is to go on these big dick threads and laugh at the guys with micro penises who cry about it. So no, not actually all that great, unless you wanna give it to boipussy.

>>8924927
no moms @ 620157A; these guys/girls used to have a site called sex club, there's a few videos of them. his name is aaron,

Don't you die on me

>>8926125
dude. I didn't even read your whole post because the first half is the truest shit ever.
Good looking thick 8 incher here. sure girls who get it appreciate it, but it genuinely has not gotten me laid once all on it's own ever (may have been one missed opportunity in my college years), but god forbid a gay dude see's or hears about my dick. They will fucking beg for it, but I'm not gay.

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needs more bbc

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>>8905411
http://www.xvideos.com/video15482969/669608_veronica_stone_blowbangs_some_bbc_it_gets_messy

I enjoy seeing these abominations, but I'm glad I don't have one of them.

Enjoy not being able to go wild on a whore without killing her. I'm 7" and some girls can't take it all. Most old whores can, and I bet they would enjoy a bigger cock, but its about my enjoyment, not theirs.

:^)

>>8934801
This is what 8 real inches look like

>>8919711
Am I the only one that it says corrupt file?

>>8919711
sauce on this wierd shit?

>>8905362
Jezabel?

>>8934777
Who's the grill?

>>8909654
Medical pumps for ED are to get an erection, not increase the size.
Most are surgically inserted and inflated with a hand pump or mechanical battery operated alternative.
You're equating 2 different types of pumps.

>>8922163
Notice that it somehow gets even longer when he starts sucking it. It is fake.

>>8936281
wasn't born with a silver spoon in her mouth

>>8936433
bamboo

>>8934777
No it doesn't faglord

>>8934801
sauce