Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

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>>8884288
beat this op

>>8884853
what did I say about fucked up stuff that would make them bleed

>>8884314
>not a dildo or machine

Dude are you even trying? That's a fucking toy designed to be sat on.

>>8884893
Am I even trying what? I'm looking for very specific things, alright?

>>8884853
Amazing

More

>>8884930
>more chicks sticking sharp objects up their vaginas pls

>>8884885
She didn't even bleed

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>>8884288
looks like this thread could use some help

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>>8885299

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>>8885303

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>>8885307

>>8885316
I hope that was sanitized

>>8885191
Problem?

>>8884288
anyone have that old ass video with the jumbo gluestick?

>>8885316
Source?

>>8886001
On xvids
Just search for bedpost fucking

>>8885908
OP says nothing fucked up

>>8884288

Is this the pussy of an adult girl?

I've never really seen that many pussies so I wouldn't know if they can really come that small.

does anyone have a girl using something like a bubble wand or a bubble sword?

>>8886376

Yes. You would seriously know if it wasn't. Women are small by nature and so are their lady parts. Honestly you would know if it was a kid.

>>8885307

Isn't it fun to see 20-year-old girls looser than a loose cannon?

These girls are ruined to shit, for good.

Yes I know pussies re-tighten after usage but there are limits to elasticity. For example, an ear stretch piercing can return to normal if you don't stretch it beyond 10 millimeters, but after that the tissue has had enough and is fucked for life.

>>8885299

I love the guy's reaction at the end. "god damn it woman now I need to buy another one"

>>8885299
Sauce? She looks like she could be my gf's twin

>>8885628
Source?

>>8886718
Actually it is your gf

>>8885487
kek

>>8885316
Imagine if she slipped.

>>8884885
Don't worry, the edge and point are the only dangerous part of the knife, 99% of a knife is completely harmless.

You can clearly see she's being careful, and only toeing danger, calm down.

>>8885299
Congratulations, it's a peripheral!

>>8885299
>>8885299
>>8885299

was that captain piccard in the background?

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Hey batter batter

>>8885299
advanced shitposting

>>8885316
literal shitpost now

>>8886974
jesus christ her pussy is so small. even an average dick would destroy that thing

>>8886974
source?

>>8887320
>>8887361
but apparently >>8887268 isn't? lol

>>8886249
Stop being a pussy

>>8887431
OW

OW OW OW

>>8884853
Can someone explain how this is anatomically possible?

>>8885299
who buys a mouse that big anymore....

>>8885628
now she got athalete snatch...

>>8886618
Except your earlobes are just flappy skin while vaginas are made of muscle, which can be trained.

>>8888888

This thread scares me

>>8888736
get?

>>8887265
Kirk, Picard and Spock

>>8888581

>>8885628
I've seen lots of porn but I've never seen this before.. nice flexibility

bump

Looking for eggs in pussy please

I have never seen a girl use a Wiimote. Hopefully I'll see one in this thread.

>>8888607
The ENTIRE pc gaming community

>>8885299
Intellimouse explorer 1.1

Good old mouse for cs1.6

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>>8889331

Will eggs in ass do ?

>>8889603
What breed is that? Mine only lays 2 a day

>>8887361
Kek shitpost

>>8889331
>>8889331
>Looking for eggs in pussy please
Just wait for a girl to be on her period.

>>8887439
sauce on this?

>>8890043

That's the deepest Rei could ever be.

>>8886974
This seems like a little kid

>>8886974
Talk about product placement. Ba dum tiss.

>>8886687
>>8885299
Then there's her "Sorry, totally not sorry" face at the end. Cut the rest of the video and that face alone is still boner inducing.

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need more of this

>>8886618
I hate that shit because I'm only average size
and the whole 'retighens thing' is a huge myth as far as what you condition yourself to like.
When these girls get off with those huge ass pen-stuffings, they will never be happy with something less big then a coke can width wise.
.
Also talk to guys who found the unicorn and married a virgin in their late 20s or 30s, they all say they are super tight.

>>8888581
that's a blunt knife

>>8885299
Is there source to this?

>>8892095
Some of it is genetic. I'm average size. I've had sex with a single mom who was tighter than any of the childless girls I'd previously been with. She had 2 kids by natural birth, was in her 30s. All I can put it down to was that she was a petite person all over, small hands and feet, slim build.

>>8884853

>>8892102
>>8886718
Think her name is Jeri

>>8892167
during birth it dilates though, plus it only happens a few times their entire life.
Sex can happen like everyday for weeks sometimes. or several times a week for months or years.
I don't disagree it's also genetic though.

>>8887515
this fucking title lmao

>>8885299
That's one way to clean your mouse

>>8892202
Yeah you're right. I think childbirth affects the vag more if it literally tears, then the elasticity is fucked up by scar tissue. But if she just stretches for that short time, it can go back pretty much the same as before

>>8887515
this title made me kek pretty hard wp

>>8892068
http://xhamster.com/movies/5108815/girl_squirts_so_much_from_hair_brush.html

>>8889603
sauce?

>>8886618
the vagina will tighten again, the only danger is that she'll get used to that size and level of stimulation and then can't cum during real sex. Of course, knowing women today, she'll blame the guy and go back to her foot long dildo and lawnmower vibrator

>>8884317
That's how you get yeast infections

>>8886011
>>8886001
nikki ferrari

disgusting thread

>>8887439
thats a nice way to get a yeast infection

>>8894823
Mmm. Nothing like a chocolate covered banana!

>>8887481
you know that a baby can fit in there right?

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>>8889331
>>8889603

Here you go.

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>>8889393

most of these look so painful thoo and wth eggs???? baseballs?? why the hell...
I mean I'm a virgin but I'm gonna stick with my empty and clean mascara tube...

>>8884853
>And whoever removes this knife from this cunt shall become the king of Australia

>>8895231
>those leg skills
DAMN

>>8884853
GET OUT OF HER, STALKER!
https://youtu.be/zh_p20lHqtA

bump! need to see more

anybody have a few webm's of a girl using her hairbrush? they're around 10 seconds or so, if that helps. thanks

>>8886718
Jeri Lynn

>>8895978
Holy shit

>>8886974
BURT'S BEES BURT'S BEES BURT'S BEES

>>8886618
I kind of agree it amazes me to see, when I tried i got two sharpies in, and a third if i held it because it wanted to pop right out. I have no idea how they can do that, maybe i just dont use big enough objects but that makes me cringe in pain thinking of anything that big inside D:

>>8886974
Are we looking at kiddie pussy here? That looks impossibly small.

>>8886974
pretty sure that's a kid's

>>8898481
>>8898611
Someone said there'd seen the original link and it was an Asian pussy, she was just a very petite girl

>>8895997
source plez sir?

>>8893839
WTF???

>>8886376
It's /u/Rapunkkzel on reddit

>>8898370
I myself can only go about 3 pens before it hurts, these whores are just amazingly weird. Also, the pens have made me bleed before so you can't really be rough with them.

>>8898738
The only reason I reddit

>>8898670
yeah, i ain't complaining tho

>>8896092
Can confirm

Source: am an Ausfag

>>8893839
Do you want a yeast infection
Cuz that's how you get a yeast infection

>>8895231
Hnnnnnngggg

>>8885299
I have that exact mouse, its still going strong, that one probably still works.

>>8890043
Ayanami?!

>>8896092
Honest to God, underrated post. Haven't laughed like a tard like that in a while.

>>8887430
Oh God it's like she got creampie-d by the Thing

>>8885316
as a woodturner i don't know how I feel about this

>>8889603
Nobody can eat fifty eggs.

>>8892280
I just played with some people who probably were doing this.

>>8890906
the egg is released approx a week prior to a woman's period.

jesus christ, read a fucking book. or just think about it for a minute.

>>8900473
Caviar.

>>8895978
sound?

>>8884895
What really gets me is her clothes short dress, sportbra and her socks.
An ex gf used to dress like that for me
Hottest shit ever!!

>>8892068
is...is she fucking herself with the bristles?

>>8895488
huh, im actually not 100% convinced its shit, i think it might just be the brown spots on a banana thats overripe

>>8898481
>>8891818
i feel like judging from the motorsports moans, it might be one of them asian types.

>>8900473
my boy luke can

>>8888581
push the blunt end upward while relaxing the vaginal cavity

>>8886974
I guess you could say that her lips were chapped.

>>8899899
What did you think people used those for?

>>8899875
Kek

>>8886974
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>8892389

Surely clean

>>8888620
kek

>>8884853
Blade's absurdibly blunt

>>8902197

Well when you got an itch, you got an itch

>>8902222
those numbers don't lie.

>>8894842
sauce?

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My ex

>>8894823
Well, at least we know the size of her ass...

>>8884317
That's how you get ants

>>8895997
Didn't use the wii remote rubber condom thingy
>missed opportunity

>>8885299
Good old ftv. With the Trek captains on the wall, the nice PC kit. I think it lost some of its more relaxed vibe in favour of more production polish but still, still one of the only sites I'd ever consider giving money to

>>8884853
Cheeki Breeki

>>8885299
all the nerds are gonna love it

>>8904597
ANUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>>8888056

That's a strange place to keep your shampoo

>>8886974
just give source

>>8906726
I remember the thread when she first posted this. She said was a screw on cap

>>8885299
>flawless sensor
diamonds

>>8896092
fucking gold

>>8903403
id eat that fucking apple.

>>8907353
japan.
i should have scrolled on by.

>>8895978
hnnngg, amazing

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>>8895997
>tfw you did this for /b/ back around the time the wii came out

This is the only pic I still have though, the others were I actually stick it in seem to be lost to the ages. Also in shitty .gif quality because /gif/

>>8904184
someone didn't read the description

>>8907546
did you play tennis with it in?

>>8888056
>how to steal a shampoo

>>8884895
love the product placement

>>8889603
Easter came early.

>>8899460
so what you are saying is that my girlfriend keeps getting yeast infections because she is masturbating with her beer?

>>8904192
With gifs sized for them?

>>8889603
>mfw my kid asks where babies come from and I show him this.

>>8894823
Didn't realize the amazing atheist was post-op now.

>>8886618
if only there was a word for exactly 10 millimeters...

>>8886974
MOOOOOOOODS

>>8885628
the old toe in the snatch trick

>>8909183
I love you

>>8893839
german girl seemingly called michelle

>>8886974
MODSMODSMODS

>>8909183
+1

>>8884288
Looking at all these videos, I'm just waiting to see a girl literally shove a boot up her ass

>>8885299
>>8885303
>>8885307
>>8885316
>>8887430
>>8887515
>>8888056
fuck yes, this is me, except i got no puss; suuuuch a fetish for fuckable objects tho...
>>8889603
gotta try that one...
>>8892389
fuck that, i wish i could, are ya'lls pussy really that tough i think that would shred an asshole...

>>8893839
onward christian soldiers!

>>8894823
oh man, best is a peeled banana that's not quite ripe yet, but it should be a real banana, like a girthy cuban red, not one of those mealy-ass things most of you clowns call bananas

>>8895978
THIS

>>8903403
wish i was her horse

>>8904197
fuck yes
would love to be on the other end of a massive double-dong

>>8895978
MORE

>>8893839

What will you think of next, Germany?

>>8887431
is this bitch fucking ET with his giant glowing dick?

>>8909124
kek

>>8895978
MOAR NAO

>>8884853
more

>>8884314
where do i find more fit girls like this

>>8884314
>1:60 duration
this really bothers me

>>8904521
she probably likes it better raw

>>8885303
great way to keep pens in college

>>8885299
pussy posting

>>8886974
bumping for sauce

>>8895978
Sauce?

>>8884288
I have something that tops this>>8884853
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfe_1467680211

>>8893839
these girls are not 18. 16 at best.

>>8912246
Daccas are the chode of the banana cultivar.

>>8902243
My friend of questionable african descent

>>8917097
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfe_1467680211
>used as dilido

>>8886974
Mods, where are you?

>>8886974
That's a child's pussy.....js

>>8885299
PC MASTER RACE.

>>8885316
People have gotten darwin awards for shit like this.

>>8888607
What? Do you have baby hands or something? that's a pretty standard size.

>>8904197
i see pepsi's commercials have improved over the years

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>>8900473
SO I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BARGE

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>>8895978
Man, I used to fap to this video years and years ago. Totally forgot about it. wonder if I still have it.

>>8896082
Pics or it didn't happen

>>8907474
Ty for warning

>>8885303
any sauce?

>>8886974
Whatever the fuck this is, it's hot as fuck! I want it. Gimme.

>>8886974
This pussy could only belong to a goddess.

>>8904192
fucking kek.

>>8904197
Brought to you by Pepsi

>>8887431
At first I thought this was rod of melted glass and it scared the shit out of me.

>>8924703
I didn't see the warning in time. I've seen some pretty fucked up shit. That.... I'mma just go clean my eyes with some bleach now.

>>8886974

>>8907353
What's going on here?

>>8885316
How fucked would she be if she sliped

>>8912235
kek

>>8887431
Watch that lava lamp just fucking break. That's how you get dead kids. That's how you getting fucking dead.

>>8887430
so that's why they're called living stone

>>8884853
Anyone have sauce on this?

>>8888639
>>8893936
>the vagina will tighten again
No, it won't. It's ruined. Just like some fags' asses are ruined and they have to wear diapers. Or look at fisting communities - they will tell you straight out that if you overdo it, it's over. Overstretching cannot be undone in these cases.

"Re-tightening" of the vagina is a lie.

But that's not all: You can ruin your pussy in other ways, too. Some of which are really popular. For example, masturbating by using a showerhead or vibrator on your clit regularly will deaden the nerves over time. And they won't re-grow either. And then, you become frigid - because you don't feel anything anymore. It's literally the same procedure as fapping with a death grip - only that for males, having a kinda numb penis is actually preferable because they can actually hammer your destroyed pussy until you cum from pure mental stimulation..

Welcome to our brave new world.

>>8895607
>you know that a baby can fit in there right?
Yeah, under hours of pain, shitting yourself and literally ripping apart the vagina.

>>8927899
Well how do you explain the chick I used to bang who had 2 children vaginally and was tight as fuck? She was also slim and had no stretchmarks anywhere.

The 2 girls I've been with since her were childless and noticeably looser.

It's genetics, and maybe kegels. But mostly genetics

>>8909183
el oh el

>>8893839
full story. moar.

>>8927934
Easy, you just made this up.

>>8927974
Lol. Because my experience negates your made-up theory, I must be lying. Good one,

Btw childbirth is a necessary, evolutionary-perfected process for human females, unlike ass-fucking and fisting. Obviously human females are designed to give birth more than once, so your theory of everything always being "ruined" makes no evolutionary sense. Some women have problems giving birth, but that's mainly caused by modern birth practises.

Oh and that shit about nerves being deadened by vibrators and not re-growing is bullshit too . That's totally not how nerves work.

>>8928069
Firstly, that's not me, secondly once a woman has a child, the pussy becomes losers permanently.
That's not even a wild theory, that's a fucking fact.
Secondly the vagina does become looser with lots of use and stretching. This isn't even a wild theory. It's a fact.
And yes you stupid fuck, vibrators do kill nerve endings in the genitals. Nerves don't grow fucking back.
Vibrators, especialy when constantly used, leads to numbness and eventual frigidity.
This is a fact and one that is covered up by the billion dollar sex industry and women themselves.

There is no way in fuck that women who've been bitching for years about not being able to be pleased sexually will ever admit that they've eternally sexually sabotaged themselves by constant abuse of vibrators.

>>8907353
ugh why do I like this shit???

>>8928099

It doesn't kill the nerve endings, it desensitizes them. Prolonged use will make orgasm and pleasure harder to achieve without stronger sensations. If you stop using vibrating toys you'll become more sensitive again over time.

Childbirth and excessive insertions of large objects can for sure stretch out the vagina but it does tighten back up when these things are no longer introduced, because the pelvic floor muscle is a muscle it can be 'worked out' and become more tight than it was originally.

>>8928099
>vibrators kill nerve endings

oh my sides. pretty sure these are only "facts" in your own head.

man up instead of blaming vibrators for why women don't want to fuck you

>>8928206
Yes if you stop vibrator use it will become more sensitive, but it will never be as sensitive as it was before the prolonged vibrator use and will even later if continued lead to frigidity.

No, after child birth the vagina will begin to shrink back, with the constant insertion of large objects? You're just fucked. That hole is wrecked from now on and nothing short of surgery will fix that.

>>8928220
They do. Many women report this. It's just drowned out by vibrator addicts and sex toy shillers/pr people.

And women don't want to fuck me for a whole host of reasons and not because I'm not good at fucking. I'm a pretty damned good fuck and I'm hung like a bull.

>>8928233
Dude you can't kill nerve endings so they never grow back, even if you used a vibrator 24 hours a day. You mean women can grow used to that type of stimulation, which is a fair enough point. But a good % of women , about 15%, can't cum at all, under any circumstances. I'd rather a girl I was with used a vibrator to get off than never got off

>>8928233

lmao, this fuckin kid.

>>8928279
No, that's a lie, nerve damage does happen with prolonged exposure to vibration. Nerves once severely damaged do not grow back. Yeah some nerves will come back from being injured, but the damage will be done already and they'll lose a lot of sensation in their genitals.

Secondly, if she can't cum from anything but a fucking vibrator and only cums with a vibrator then she might as well be frigid.
Cause the sex is not going to be good for either of us.

No I take that back, women who've never had an orgasm can still enjoy sex. Women with vibrator ravaged vaginas can't, and will want to have an orgasm and end up frustrated because real sex isn't like sex with their shakey little friend. Their used to the sensations of it on top of being numbed to the real deal. Totally frustrating for both parties and a complete waste of everyone's time.
Also, no one knows what percentage of women have never had an orgasm and we have no real way of knowing if the bandied about numbers are true or an inflated number created to help push the idea that vibrators are the only way to help themselves.

>>8886974
That's Emily Bloom

>>8884853
it is quite obvious that knife doesnt have a sharp edge u idiots

>>8884288
wish i was a girl

>>8886974
THIS IS CP!
MOOODS MODS!

>>8927934
I was listening to 2 women discussing their labour. Ended up talking about the amount of stitches they got after the kid tore their places up. Apparently got stitched tighter than it originally was.

So yeah, labour does fuck up the places, they just get fixed on the spot.

>>8892095
It's all genetics. You're very misinformed, Anon.

>>8887268
god dammit this made my day, fucking kek

>>8886974
CP

>>8886974
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>8885299

I recognize that mouse!

>>8898370
this
i can barely fit two of those thin sharpies in, these girls are crazy

>>8885303
But is there a sharpie in her pooper?

>>8929733
Pics or you're lying.

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>>8889603

>>8887268
tok kek haha wtf!

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oc wife using champagne bottle as dildo

sorry about shit quality

>>8929474
nope mate. the stitches are just for the skin between pussy and butthole. the vagina itself stays intact under normal circumstances.

>>8929832
Hello yeast infection.

>>8907546
It's an honor to meet you.

>>8904197
If only there was a way for mentos to suddenly appear inside that bottle.

>>8928326
This is true. There was some study a while back that found girls who ride bikes daily have way less sensitivity in their naughty bits.

>>8928340
>Emily Bloom
thx m8

>>8929474
2 women discussing similar labours is representative of every woman ever?

Some women tear or get cut by the doctor when they give birth, many don't. It depends on lots different factors.

Women who don't tear during labour don't tend to stand around talking about it

>>8928340
No it's not. That's an asian girl

>>8893839
Pffff, ayyy Dropbox senpai ;3

>>8926964
that's pix isn't it?

>>8885303
nothing like turning your outie into an innie

>>8885316
>in vag
>then asshole
>then vag

dirty hole

>>8915248
>fit

She's just low body fat %, m8

>>8930523
what causes yeast infection?

Watched every webm on this thread haven't even touched my dick it's just so fascinating

>>8931808
Sugar in the pusy

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>>8907353
not the guy but adding up

>>8931808
yeast

>>8896092
Fantastic bantz senpai

>>8904184
Did she work at Arby's?

>>8885299
First off, nice dubs get, second, dear god why is it on?

>>8885303

Would have been infinitely better if she could make them shoot out like a cannon.

>>8903441

underrated post, I kek'd

>>8930667

Yeah, I like snuff porn too, anon

>>8922600

Checked

>>8886974
MODS FOR FUCK SAKE

>>8929832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYDCQc2T9Rg

>>8929832
>magnumdong.webm

>>8926964
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>8908732
Yes.

>>8927903
plenty of women are able to have quick, easy, no tearing births.

>>8933194
"plenty"

>>8886974
mods, the fuck?

>>8909124
godammit you beat me to it

>>8909898
>>8913258
I dont understand, there isnt a single german Word spoken in this vid?
Seems to be slavic